Friday, December 12, 2008

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El pad was in the hospital with baby elp until 4am this morning.

So get off the tit and pick your own fucking games. Use my past teachings. You will not fail.

Editors note: The tit is back.

Where I stand
$1408
44-36

Miami -6.5 over SF (100 sticks)
Dink and dunk. Shaun Hill makes some mistakes.

Titans -3 over Texans (300 jujubees)
Only 3 points? WFT.

Atl -3 over Tampa (150 eggrolls)
The shine was worn off the run D in Charlotte. Atl mighty good at home.

P.S. Giants getting 3, do what you want with that information.

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Jugdish said...

Hope she is doing better!

Jugdish said...

Use my past teachings. You will not fail.


El Padrino said...

saints, lock city

December 11, 2008 10:53 AM

blue said...

wasn't the game a push?

blue said...

push = lock city

Jugdish said...

push is nothing

Jugdish said...

Jugdish said...
Jonathan Stewart vs Denver or Pierre Thomas vs Chicago?

December 11, 2008 8:32 AM

El Padrino said...

STEWART

El Padrino said...

cant even believe your asking that

December 11, 2008 8:37 AM

Jugdish said...

Thomas got 17.5 points on my bench...dammit

tem said...

scores from yesterday:

Andy M 12
beth 2
blue 12
deke 1
el pad 12
freak 10
H 1
iam 1
jug 12
keith 13
kod 3
MVN 4
rev 3
spiff 12
Tyler 4.5
zeke 10


*deke and iam got 1 point each for just being themselves.
*beth got 2 points, 1 for each tit.
*even i don't know how tyler got half a point.

me in 5 years said...

Y! college bowl pick ‘em
Group id is 7099
pathword is poon.

tem said...

totals to date :

Andy M 20
beth 4
blue 24
deke 7
el pad 26
freak 8
H 1
iam 1
jug 23
keith 52
kod 10
MVN 8
rev 3
spiff 28
steve 3
Tyler 10.5
zeke 31

blue said...

weird things going around with babies.

baby blue had the same thing

in the hospital for a couple of hours yesterday getting fluids through an IV, which is always fun

especially when she's so dehydrated they couldn't find a vein in one arm and just kept poking needles in her.

me in 5 years said...

iam was here yesterday?

blue said...

blue 12

i'll take it

me in 5 years said...

"especially when she's so dehydrated they couldn't find a vein in one arm and just kept poking needles in her."

I've heard that's the worse

ns

me in 5 years said...

tem
what happened to your centsports fortune?

El Padrino said...

"weird things going around with babies.

baby blue had the same thing

in the hospital for a couple of hours yesterday getting fluids through an IV, which is always fun

especially when she's so dehydrated they couldn't find a vein in one arm and just kept poking needles in her."


awful, i'd rather get a body part amputated (not dick)

El Padrino said...

and a push is win

assmuncher

me in 5 years said...

How come I can bet the Lakers -16.5 but I can't bet the Kings +16.5?

me in 5 years said...

A push is a push. If it was a win you would have more money

Jugdish said...

how is the kiddo ep?

El Padrino said...

"in the hospital for a couple of hours yesterday getting fluids through an IV, which is always fun"

full bag of IV, two pokes to get to vein, eyes rolling back into head, 103.5 fever, crying but no tears

mad shook son

me in 5 years said...

Just in case EP missed it..

"But, yeah, that's kind of what we believed and I think we're always going to believe that until they prove us wrong," Hamels said. "For the past two years they've been choke artists."

Andy M said...

"awful, i'd rather get a body part amputated (not dick)"


You don't need your dick anymore. You've already done enough damage.

tem said...

submitted picks to college, too lazy to move them around for confidence. i moved like 3 and quit.

me in 5 years said...

"full bag of IV, two pokes to get to vein, eyes rolling back into head, 103.5 fever, crying but no tears"

Jeezaloo

blue said...

i think Johan will throw at Hamels head next year

El Padrino said...

how is the kiddo ep?

home resting, so far has kept down 4 or 5 ounces of fluids and fever is down to 100 which is not really a fever for a baby

pediatrician to see her at 3 or so

elpad leaving at 2

Jugdish said...

i think Johan will throw at Hamels head next year



Hamels will block it with his World Series ring.

Jugdish said...

home resting, so far has kept down 4 or 5 ounces of fluids and fever is down to 100 which is not really a fever for a baby


good deal!

El Padrino said...

"But, yeah, that's kind of what we believed and I think we're always going to believe that until they prove us wrong," Hamels said. "For the past two years they've been choke artists."

straw retorted that he should catch a fastball in the neck

NS

we own cole hammels so i dont really give a shit what he says, if wagner doesnt go down they dont even make the playoffs

me in 5 years said...

You didn't tell the hospital that bgep's name was Harris Smith, did you?

Andy M said...

"i think Johan will throw at Hamels head next year"


Johan will be traded to the Yankees for CC's corpse.

tem said...

"what happened to your centsports fortune?"

i listened to el pad last weekend and it all disappeared.

me in 5 years said...

"if wagner doesnt go down they dont even make the playoffs"


purely speculation

Andy M said...

"Have you ever seen the SNL skit where Mike Myers is the host of that Japanese game show? Imagine that X 8"



Godzirra!!

blue said...

CC would hit 5th for the mets...give Beltran protection

me in 5 years said...

Did tem see the mini porn contest last night?

Jugdish said...

Godzirra!!

My brother compared it to this

I am mutomboed on that link...

tem said...

yes, it got lots of points.

lots of points were lost on missed newer/olders

Andy M said...

"Did tem see the mini porn contest last night?"


Rev did what he could to cement his "old guy in the club" status.

tem said...

by the by if andy wants to send the bozo trophy on to the winner he can.

me in 5 years said...

The Phillies have agreed to a three-year contract with free-agent outfielder Raul Ibanez


Watch out Mess

tem said...

i saw that question yesterday and never answered it.

tem said...

iam was not there yesterday, but i gave him a point just beause.

blue said...

Ibanez hit cleanup last year for the mariners fwiw...he's not awful

me in 5 years said...

"this"

Great SNL skit

blue said...

the mariners are awful...

tem said...

IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT"SSSSSSSSSSS FFFFRTRRRIIIIIIDDDDAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me in 5 years said...

"Ibanez hit cleanup last year for the mariners fwiw...he's not awful"

Yep. And he hits alright against F-Raud

El Padrino said...

damn, i wanted ibanez

he's a run producing machinevery underated

Andy M said...

"by the by if andy wants to send the bozo trophy on to the winner he can."


I would like to.

El Padrino said...

can we leave the mets alone today
i;m in a fragile state of mind

El Padrino said...

"saints, lock city"

bears won the coin toss

Andy M said...

"he's a run producing machinevery underated"


I dropped that ass clown last season.

tem said...

we'll make sure meiz gets the winner's address. or at least the address the winner has me send their prize pack to.

me in 5 years said...

Cuttino Mobley is out with a heart




(s)

tem said...

blue dropped the AL MVP.

me in 5 years said...

"bears won the coin toss"

And the game

Andy M said...

"can we leave the mets alone today
i;m in a fragile state of mind"


Your baby is fine. She's not dying.

blue said...

"I dropped that ass clown last season."

how'd that turn out for you. Are you still trying to figure out ways to spend your winnings from the FMLB?

blue said...

"blue dropped the AL MVP."

this is true

blue said...

pedroia used my dropping him as motivation because he was hitting like .270 when i dropped him. and almost as soon as i dropped him he took off.

tem said...

NBA: Diaw could end up with Knicks

blue said...

that would work well for the knicks

tem said...

i got blue's sloppy seconds.

El Padrino said...

"Your baby is fine. She's not dying."

i could have sworn keef said this
dick face

me in 5 years said...

"i could have sworn keef said this
dick face"

I would never...

me in 5 years said...

Maybe the Knicks can pick up Nash, Stat, and paul Shirley before the end of the year, too

El Padrino said...

"bears won the coin toss"

"And the game"

yes, very observant
point being the coin toss is very important in OT unless your the bengals and eagles

blue said...

i thought you meant the bears won the initial coin toss

me in 5 years said...

"yes, very observant
point being the coin toss is very important in OT unless your the bengals and eagles"

What's your point? The game was a push. Neither of us was right.

El Padrino said...

overtime coin toss is crucial, saints win that toss they win the game (AHIK)

blue said...

TMQ did a study of the OT cointoss and the winner of the toss actually only wins about 54% of the time, or something like that.

this came after the marty mornighweghereweg debacle where he won the toss and chose to kick.

me in 5 years said...

"overtime coin toss is crucial, saints win that toss they win the game (AHIK)"

Bears get that PI in the endzone at the end, they probably win in OT. It's a moot point

me in 5 years said...

*win before OT

tem said...

if the saints had scored 50 they would have won in regulation.

tem said...

if someone would have shaved orton before the game he would have lost his powers and the saints would have won.

me in 5 years said...

Also a valid point

tem said...

if the saints were better they'd have won.

El Padrino said...

all points are moot

me in 5 years said...

If I had bet the Bears on the moneyline, I would have won something instead of nothing.

Jugdish said...

Bears get that PI in the endzone at the end, they probably win in OT. It's a moot point


that dude was raped in the end zone

El Padrino said...

"Use my past teachings. You will not fail.


El Padrino said...

saints, lock city"


just repping my hood son, dont act like this was an outrageous bet

tem said...

it was crazy talk.

me in 5 years said...

I showed fmk that broken leg vid-yo last night. Made her gag a little

Jugdish said...

just giving ya shit

blue said...

even brandon lang misses one every once in a while.

Jugdish said...

like you gave me with the pierre thomas recommendation

blue said...

was pierre thomas any good, i didn't notice

Jugdish said...

he was so so

tem said...

like how i made his bets and lost my cent sports fortune.

blue said...

but you can't complain yet jug, you don't know what Jonathan Stewart is going to do against Denver.

me in 5 years said...

Stop it, guys! He gives us gems!













S

El Padrino said...

Pierre found the endzone i know but so should Stew

blue said...

i don't believe in kicking a man when he's down

Jugdish said...

but you can't complain yet jug, you don't know what Jonathan Stewart is going to do against Denver.



true...it would be hard to top though.

tem said...

i can complain. all 3 dollars of my fake money is gone. gone i say, gone.

isiah thomas said...

lean back nigga

blue said...

vultures...all ofyou

isiah thomas said...

thighs like what...what...what...

blue said...

he had 2TDs...jonathan stewart will probably have that in the 1st half against Denver's putrid D.

Jugdish said...

Pierre found the endzone i know but so should Stew


Pierre found it twice...plus he ran around the field a lot holding the ball and never dropped it.

blue said...

he did drop it, or else they wouldn't have been able to snap the ball again.

tem said...

i have yet to do any work today.

tem said...

i believe that is a friday LOV commandment.

tem said...

"he did drop it, or else they wouldn't have been able to snap the ball again."

he could have given it to someone without dropping it.

blue said...

he could have, but he didn't

Andy M said...

"how'd that turn out for you. Are you still trying to figure out ways to spend your winnings from the FMLB?"

I was looking for EP's comment about how my team was awful & his was godly.


Turns out, my season was a success.

El Padrino said...

"I was looking for EP's comment about how my team was awful & his was godly."

::slapbox stance::

me in 5 years said...

Orton fucking up the TD spike was hilarity

tem said...

orton is hilarity.

tem said...

i think my fnba team is good.

i wonder how long until it fades away.

Andy M said...

::slapbox stance::



::hands at my sides, sticking my chin out::

Andy M said...

*chins

blue said...

Andy has some humor...less anger

El Padrino said...

::hands at my sides, sticking my chin out::

lights out

tem said...

hilarity.

isiah thomas said...

good to hear everyone's wee-ones are ok and getting better.

ns

isiah thomas said...

now crayton and roy williams are holding meetings with Garrett.

hilarity

Andy M said...

"lights out"


In your dreams, princess.

isiah thomas said...

Andy has some humor...less anger


In your dreams, princess.

El Padrino said...

"In your dreams, princess."

i wouldnt even punch you, i'd just slap the shit out of you like i would a little hoe

blue said...

andy and ep would get in a tickle fight?

me in 5 years said...

EP & mize with the pillow talk.

JFreak said...

The snow is slow.

blue said...

oh, they're going to have a pillow fight

isiah thomas said...

leaning to the side....but you can't speed through....2 miles an hour so erebody* sees you.

El Padrino said...

"oh, they're going to have a pillow fight"

at least on of us would have tits

blue said...

summa summa summa time

El Padrino said...

"leaning to the side....but you can't speed through....2 miles an hour so erebody* sees you."

wow summertime

Andy M said...

"i wouldnt even punch you, i'd just slap the shit out of you like i would a little hoe"


Really?A hoe?

me in 5 years said...

"at least on of us would have tits"


at least one of you?

me in 5 years said...

so maybe both?

isiah thomas said...

who's the better fighter though, deke or Andy?

El Padrino said...

"at least one of you?"

deke and deluxe
not me

Andy M said...

"who's the better fighter though, deke or Andy?"


Andy, he killed Deke.

El Padrino said...

the "Caylee" story is disgusting

me in 5 years said...

"the "Caylee" story is disgusting"

Was reading that this morning, fucking terrible. At least they found something so they can put the psycho bitch mom away

me in 5 years said...

I still don't see any betting lines in the post

El Padrino said...

50 Bil fraud, nuts

Andy M said...

"the "Caylee" story is disgusting"


Shameful

me in 5 years said...

I'm not doing another Ponzi joke

me in 5 years said...

Goddman it, I meant to bet .05 just now and I bet .50

El Padrino said...

"Changing sexes is one thing; being both sexes at once is quite another. Hermaphrodites abound in the animal kingdom: how sensible to be able to mate with whoever happens to knock on the door! Among those that can truly swing both ways are the sea slug, the earthworm and the European giant garden slug. The black hamlet fish is the rare vertebrate in which members of a mating pair can take turns being male or female.."


Kod

me in 5 years said...

Oh suite, I can cancel it

El Padrino said...

fascinating article on condoms

tem said...

time for lunch.

El Padrino said...

post updated with 3 picks
thats all i like

almost talked myself into taking points for the bungles/browns/lions

all big numbers..i think

just gonna leave it alone

blue said...

lions number is too large

JFreak said...

SG

isiah thomas said...

what is the cincy line?

Andy M said...

I want to play here

El Padrino said...

7.5

El Padrino said...

what is the cincy line?

see 7.5

isiah thomas said...

I want to play here

isiah thomas said...

*sfw

El Padrino said...

nice work zeke

isiah thomas said...

7.5 seems too high, I think the skins will win though.

blue said...

the lions number is like 17.5

isiah thomas said...

played a little asasin's* creed last night, game seems real good.

blue said...

it's no combat war

isiah thomas said...

RIP Combat War

Andy M said...

"played a little asasin's* creed last night, game seems real good."


Shit's hook da hook

Andy M said...

I was usually too drunk for Combat War

blue said...

mmmm hmmm

sure

blue said...

well, so what, i am a rock star, i got my rock moves

iammebeingme said...

hope Future Stripper gets better, EP.

who's Andy?

thanks for the ninja point. i was here, y'all just aint seens'd me.

Andy M said...

"who's Andy?"

Meiz

iammebeingme said...

and i assume the jen aniston GC thing has been properly linked, right?

blue said...

it has been linked proper like

isiah thomas said...

and i assume the jen aniston GC thing has been properly linked, right?

correct, spiffg enlightened us.

isiah thomas said...

FH, blessed be.

iammebeingme said...

in the words of MC Hammer... that's PROPER!

Andy M said...

"and i assume the jen aniston GC thing has been properly linked, right?"

Game Cube?

iammebeingme said...

Zeke, all-hay-lew-yah

blue said...

betty page died

nsfw

nudies from the 50's are always clutch

blue said...

nudies of 50 year olds...not as clutch

isiah thomas said...

Game Cube?

"Nah, I got Game Cast."

name that movie

iammebeingme said...

"Game Cube?"

yeah dude, she's got a new golf game. it's the shit.

isiah thomas said...

Jenny Aniston 2009, you can use the num-chuck attachment.

blue said...

i'm pretty sure i'd totally wreck her

she's worked her way back into the top 5

Andy M said...

The controller for Jenny Aniston '09.

El Padrino said...

thanks iam

i think

tem said...

i'm back from lunch.

tem said...

am i in the middle of a wall?

tem said...

half wall now.

blue said...

mini wall is what zeke named it

tem said...

miniwall it be then.

tem said...

el tardo's column is OK because it is mostly written by other people.

blue said...

eltardo does his best work when he's not writing

isiah thomas said...

all-in-all we're just a brick in the wall.

El Padrino said...

Jac out, Barber still limping

El Padrino said...

good thing i have depth there

El Padrino said...

anthony gonzo or Derrick Mason?

El Padrino said...

slaton onyl back to rush for a hundo vs titans

El Padrino said...

i think

tem said...

slaton is a man.

tem said...

WaVaers are the better.

tem said...

I am not looking forward to 2-10 next year.

Jugdish said...

Heard during the football game last night:

"IN-TUH-CEP-SHUN!!!!"

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