Monday, November 03, 2008

We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody

What a weekend of college fooyball, huh? I’m still mind bottled that zeke won the FU/UGA bet with Beth. Beth was pretty cocky when she found out she was getting 4 TDs, too. So I’m saying that’s the bet of the year so far on LoV. If you know of a better one, say it. And WHY?????

Texas/Texas Tech was the best college fooyball game I’ve seen all year. Tech showed some huge stones to come back on the last drive of the game after blowing the huge lead. Michael Crabtree is a beast. He’s going to look great in a Lions uni next year. I would hate to be that Texas freshman DB who dropped the sure interception that would have sealed the game and a date against Penn State in the title game. I only say that because Alabamer is bound to lose a game in the S…E…C. My preseason picks of USC/FU are still in the hunt, though. And ASU still sucks. Maybe they can finish last in the Pac 10 and get the #1 pick for next year.

So rev got a new wardrobe last week. I could see rev taking cmrev to Chez Whitey’s decked out in a Phillies red zoot suit and fedora after his next pay day. He’ll look like a giant tomato with teeth. Or a young Santa. I mock because I’m jealous. Of the championship, not the Phillies zoot suit. In all seriousness…congrats again on the championship. I hope no Philly team wins again in my lifetime. WADR. I am curious, though, as to how rev got around to all the different spots of the championship parade. He was at like 3-4 different spots. 5% chance he walked everywhere. But traffic had to be way too thick to drive anywhere. And 5 Lance Armstrongs couldn’t rickshaw his ass around the city. It’s a mystery.

I didn’t really watch any NFL games on Sunday. I followed my FNFL teams and saw that the Bangles won. This is about the time of year that they win just enough games that they screw up their draft position for the next year. It always happens. Or they win enough for Marvin to keep his job. Hopefully this is the only one they win and Detroit wins a couple and Cincy can get Crabtree.

Softball update. We finally swept a doubleheader. Yay us. For me, 5 for 6 with 2 BB. In our second game we turned a 6-4-3 double play on the same guy 3 times. He was like the anti-Teej. But screw this global warming shit. It was about 90° for our first game and 85° for the 2nd game. Fuck Al Gore.

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My new tattoo said...

I'm stealing jug's thunder

Beth said...

Keith, you aren't the only one shocked zeke won our bet. Well played zeke. (ns)

And let me know my new name and picture. I'm expecting creativity so don't let me down.

Beth said...

And I have to give credit to Urban Myer for his 2 timeouts with less than a minute to go and a 39 point lead. Imaginative way to rub UGA's face in it and get back at them for last year's celebration (in addition to the total smackdown of course).

El Padrino said...

and within the rules

urban is smrt

El Padrino said...

that had on rev's head is just....
fucking hilarious

it's beggin not to be tugged down
it's like a god dam yarmaluke

El Padrino said...

i'm not even going to look at rev's blog, too much anger

El Padrino said...

and my god, are the phillies obsessed with the mets or what

i dont know if i should be flattered or angry

it's pretty pathetic

ny envy is the worst

El Padrino said...

seems like they are going out of thier way to take shots from the podium

classy

El Padrino said...

pretty sure no one on this met team would do that

Jugdish said...

the new rev head is hilarious...and scary all at the same time

El Padrino said...

it is high comedy

Jugdish said...

I ripped ass at work this weekend and it cleared the room and made the chick in our shop puke.

ns

One of my finer moments.

Jugdish said...

now keep in mind this is not a normal chick...she is butch as hell and from the Army.

El Padrino said...

"I ripped ass at work this weekend and it cleared the room and made the chick in our shop puke.

ns"

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Jugdish said...

*bows

El Padrino said...

*roses thrown at jug's feet*

tem said...

crabtree will fumble a lot in the NFL. he carries the ball about a mile away from his body.

Jugdish said...

That seems like it would be easy to fix.

blue said...

you know what's not easy to fix....the broncos sucking

El Padrino said...

that game was awesome
leapfrogging PSU though

yikes bcs does it again

El Padrino said...

bronc's suck
for real

blue said...

not sure if it was mentioned over the weekend, or if anyone cares, but Carmelo cut his hair, no more cornrows....the new look is hilarity, it makes him look like he's about 15 years old

and he still can't make a shot against the lakers

blue said...

tech won't beat oklahoma or mizzou in the title game, so as fun as they are, they won't be there in the end.

blue said...

"bronc's suck
for real"

they had 13 yards rushing....for real...and it seems like Cutler is trying to break Bert Farve's all time INT record, and he's trying to do it all in one season

blue said...

all that said, if the refs don't fuck them over on an offensive PI call, the broncos win that game

blue said...

wade phillips watch...i say he barely makes it to thanksgiving

El Padrino said...

gints should have put up anywhere from 49-56

tem said...

"made the chick in our shop puke."

this is nearly unbelievable.

tem said...

rev looks mildly retarded in that pic.

tem said...

tem vs zeke michigan bet with a 1 month payout was a good bet.

tem said...

fucking detriot did it to me again in the suicide pool.

this week everyone picked chicago except me (I picked Philly).

a few weeks ago everyone picked Minn to beat them except me.

so twice, Det has kept me from 1,200$ or so.

El Padrino said...

mich, ugh

how do you lose on a hook and ladder play

33 straight seasons with a bowl appaerance, gone.

Jugdish said...

this is nearly unbelievable



Apparently I had the right mix of egg rolls, Coors Lite, and pizza the day before.

tem said...

"how do you lose on a hook and ladder play"

they were playing to stop a field goal, not a miracle TD.

hook and ladder plays are awesome against man coverage. i am shocked they are not run more often.

Jugdish said...

Isn't that what they ran in Varsity Blues?

blue said...

boise state ran the hook and ladder...

so did west caanan highschool

El Padrino said...

winning FG's are not a lock in any college game, you have to see a trick play, a lateral play in that situation

blue said...

varsity blues i2i

El Padrino said...

coaches are idiots

Jugdish said...

I remember coach Lance giving the hook and ladder signal from the sidelines.

Jugdish said...

hard to steal a signal like that

tem said...

"winning FG's are not a lock in any college game"

no but when a team has over a minute to drive and only needs a FG to win you better not just play prevent D to prevent the TD.

tem said...

has michigan played the 3-3-5 all year? i thought they started the season with the 4-3?

El Padrino said...

in the 4 games that i've watched i have not seen the 3-3-5

blue said...

they need to play the 4-4-5

Jugdish said...

maybe rrod should try pulling down his pants during the half time speech

tem said...

they played the 3-3-5 a lot vs Purdue.

i did not remember seeing it at all before that.

My new tattoo said...

"and my god, are the phillies obsessed with the mets or what

i dont know if i should be flattered or angry

it's pretty pathetic

ny envy is the worst"


It probably doesn't have anything to do with NY's holier then now smugness

tem said...

i think your name should be "my as. tattoo"

El Padrino said...

"It probably doesn't have anything to do with NY's holier then now smugness"

wrong again

My new tattoo said...

"wrong again"

But not really.

Beth said...

""It probably doesn't have anything to do with NY's holier then now smugness"

Well said. NY and Boston are both like that now.

My new tattoo said...

I just found out that we get 2 paid hours off tomorrow to go vote. So I guess I'll be leaving work 2 hours early. Suite.

My new tattoo said...

I think for purposes of this beth/zeke vote, since beth wanted the loser to post of pic of themselves and the fm, then that's what she should do.


kinda (s)

El Padrino said...

"Well said. NY and Boston are both like that now."

you cant even be serious
read barstool sports .com and tell me nyers are like that

Beth said...

"I think for purposes of this beth/zeke vote, since beth wanted the loser to post of pic of themselves and the fm, then that's what she should do."

Zeke turned that down.

JFreak said...

New Yorkers are like that.

Stop being incredulous, there's nothing to be incredulous about.

NYers are insufferable even without winning championships.

Beth said...

"you cant even be serious"

Actually I'm quite serious.

El Padrino said...

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yup it's going to be a rematch in the Superbowl between us and the Giants this year. Only this time we'll be the heavy underdogs and pull the upset. Yeah I know we lost tonight, but I thought it was Matt Cassel's best game and that's more important than wins and losses at this point. Keep in mind this game was at Indy and the Colts were desperate for a victory. Yet despite all that it took a fluke late hit and a dropped TD by Jabar Gaffney for them to survive. So despite the loss I'm very encouraged because Matt Cassel looked like somebody we could win the whole thing with. Mark my words the Pats are going to keep getting better and better and we're going to be in vintage dynasty form by the time the playoffs roll around. I can feel it in my bones."



would i say something like that

El Padrino said...

be honest, would i seriously say something like that

serious
not S or TIC

tem said...

no, you don't like the pats, why would you say that?

My new tattoo said...

No, but you would say something like this...

El Padrino said...

knicks are making the playoffsyou nuts

October 30, 2007 9:32 AM

El Padrino said...

"no, you don't like the pats, why would you say that?"

the feeling of it i mean, it's super douchey and i am no douche

My new tattoo said...

Well we already know that Boston fans are douches. It's TOTPM.

El Padrino said...

"El Padrino said...

knicks are making the playoffsyou nuts

October 30, 2007 9:32 AM"

hey weak east, i didnt say they were winning 60 games, atlanta made the playoffs, anything can happen

that's different than saying shit like everyone is out to get us because we are the best

yada-yada-yada

My new tattoo said...

But being a douche and being holier then now are 2 different things.

El Padrino said...

yankee fans are insufferable
i get that

but i'm not a yankee fan

My new tattoo said...

Noone said you're insufferable. In general, NYers are insufferable.

El Padrino said...

every team hates the mets because of jose reyes, why i dont know
the guy could have fun flicking a paper football through fingers, do the celebrations go over the top?
I dont know, nothing on a K-Rod level or manny level

he hasn't won a goddamn thing either so hating him makes no sense

El Padrino said...

freak thinks i'm insufferable

we went over this already i think, i guess i cant defend other insufferable nyers

My new tattoo said...

EP IS SHOOK

Beth said...

"every team hates the mets because of jose reyes"

No, every team hates the Mets cause they're the Mets. Hell, I don't even know the details about Reyes and I still hate them.

JFreak said...

"freak thinks i'm insufferable"

Reading is fundamental.

My new tattoo said...

Yeah I didn't know anything about Reyes' celebrating, either

My new tattoo said...

"freak thinks i'm insufferable"

Maybe he's confusing you with him.

Beth said...

"every team hates the mets because of jose reyes"

Actually this statement helps makes the point we're making. NY'ers assume everyone must know about Reyes, simply cause he's on a NY team apparently.

WADR ep. :-)

blue said...

who is reyes?

El Padrino said...

"My grandmother told me something a long time ago," Ray Lewis said. "If you're going to run up on a lion, make sure you're going to sneak up on him. Don't tell him you're coming. ... Right now we're the best defense in the NFL [against the run]. Nobody is going to run the ball."

why would his gramma tell him that, my gramma dont tell me things like this

she says stuff like

be careful
have another plate

blue said...

i hate NY because ESPN tells me that their games are the only ones that matter

My new tattoo said...

EP also says things like this...

Bonus bet.....Knicks getting 8 points in Philly. They crowned they asses already. Ridiculous.

blue said...

"why would his gramma tell him that, my gramma dont tell me things like this"

there are lots of lions in africa

My new tattoo said...

blhitler

My new tattoo said...

TCS time is creeping up on us. Time for tem to start putting together the daily stats for the seedings

El Padrino said...

"Actually this statement helps makes the point we're making. NY'ers assume everyone must know about Reyes, simply cause he's on a NY team apparently.

WADR ep. :-)"

nl east fan's all know about this, if you dont you dont follow the braves as closely as we all thought

for shame

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

its almost 70 degrees here. In November.

we need change! said...

all that said, if the refs don't fuck them over on an offensive PI call, the broncos win that game

Upon further review, Denver is now even with botched calls by the refs, by rule, they will not complain.

Sincerely,

Eddy Hoc

El Padrino said...

"Bonus bet.....Knicks getting 8 points in Philly. They crowned they asses already. Ridiculous."

thought the 8 was a steal, knicks shot 33% all game

terrible, philly is overated
trust me

El Padrino said...

"its almost 70 degrees here. In November."

fuck al gore

we need change! said...

UM changed defensive "philosophies" this week, with great results.












































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My new tattoo said...

"knicks shot 33% all game
terrible, philly is overated
trust me"


Perfect example. Thank you.

El Padrino said...

did you guys talk about espn pulling simmons picks?

My new tattoo said...

I think mize mentioned it

El Padrino said...

what?
i'm talking sports ashole

i would say that if NJ was playing them, the point was, philly shouldnt be giving 8 points

you think philly is as good as the "experts" are saying?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We've been open for over two hours already, and half of the opening shit isn't even done. How do these people not get fired?


Oh. I know. Its cheaper to pay unreliable part timers than it is to pay people that take a little pride in their work. Fucking dirtballs.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"did you guys talk about espn pulling simmons picks?"


Yeah. Nobody else seems to care.

blue said...

his pix were shit anyway

My new tattoo said...

"what?
i'm talking sports ashole"

It was a perfect example. Philly destroys the Knicks, but it was because of what the Knicks didn't do, not what Philly did do. So that makes Philly overrated.
I obviously think Philly is better than you think. I don't think they're the best in the East but they are >>>>>>>>>>>> the Knicks

El Padrino said...

no i know, i think there is a beef with SG and espn

that's worth a little something

My new tattoo said...

Fullmer, out

El Padrino said...

philly is better than the knicks

yes i agree

blue said...

there's been some SG/WWL beef since the summer

blue said...

i hope utar loses to TCU this week

blue said...

"Upon further review, Denver is now even with botched calls by the refs, by rule, they will not complain"

agreed, they sold their souls for that one call and they have been on the short end many times since then.

blue said...

Denver is 4-4 and if they don't get that EH call and gramatica doesn't shank the FG, they're 2-6.


not a good team atall

El Padrino said...

in general i cant remember a time when officiating was this bad

and i mean across all 3 sports

tem said...

el tardo got pulled?

ahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

time for lunch.

My new tattoo said...

It's all fixed

we need change! said...

spiffg's contract is up in a year I think, wwl is ho slapping him.

we need change! said...

I'm currently accepting name suggestions for Beth.

the leaders in the club house so far are:

Dirt Whore

and

Smelly Pirate Hooker

blue said...

"spiffg's contract is up in a year I think, wwl is ho slapping him."

he just re-upped with them last spring for like 4 years

we need change! said...

over/under on the number of lawsuits/injunctions filed by democrats tomorrow to either keep polls open late or because of "voter irregularities":

5

we need change! said...

he just re-upped with them last spring for like 4 years

hmm, on one of his podcasts recently he said his deal was up in a year, maybe I mis-heard.

we need change! said...

noboday, and I mean nobody, puts Urban Meyer in a corner.

blue said...

through 2010, i guess

i'm not sure how that's a 4 year extension when it's signed in 2007, but whatever.

we need change! said...

after that 4th down INT by Tesus was nullified* by a week* penalty and GA's kicker clanked the upright to keep it 14-3 I knew I was golden with the bet.

we need change! said...

I too would like to know how Fathead made it around to all those spots at the parade.

no doubt heaving breathing, sweat and BO was involved.

nice post btw keef

blue said...

UGA did get a lot of shitty calls/noncalls against them

we need change! said...

heaving breathing


look up kids, Michaelangelo painted that!

blue said...

stafford was SHOOK

Beth said...

"UGA did get a lot of shitty calls/noncalls against them"

I thought so too but with such a beatdown I can't blame the loss on that. I did feel though there were several situations in the game that if at least one had gone differently (AHIIK) the Dogs would've at least kept it close.

we need change! said...

I only watched the 1st Q and Stafford was getting beat down.

blue said...

"I did feel though there were several situations in the game that if at least one had gone differently (AHIIK) the Dogs would've at least kept it close."

The INT when UGA was driving, where the DB grabbed the WR and then picked off the pass and ran it back to the 1, kilt any chance, and it's like Stafford became Ryan Leaf at that point

El Padrino said...

beth's name suggestion

Stafford's retard gf

El Padrino said...

fm retard stafford

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahaaaaa

blue said...

florida is pretty good, i think

El Padrino said...

SEC is so deep that if Florida wins out and so does PSU and Bama, Flordia should play for the NT not PSU

*someone said this on BCS show*

My new tattoo said...

Did EP just make hisself laugh?

we need change! said...

someone with good google skillz - help me find pics of the women in that hbo doc "atlantic city hookers", I'm striking out.

My new tattoo said...

ACH

El Padrino said...

man the one with no teefs, that wanted to blow a teenager in the alley way for a cigarette

we need change! said...

man the one with no teefs, that wanted to blow a teenager in the alley way for a cigarette

I know I can't find any pics at work, wft.

f u safesearch

blue said...

"SEC is so deep that if Florida wins out and so does PSU and Bama, Flordia should play for the NT not PSU"

that's an impossible scenario

we need change! said...

Bleu - you hearing anything about billups for Iverson?

My new tattoo said...

beth's name "all I'm good for", pic

blue said...

"Bleu - you hearing anything about billups for Iverson?"

that was talk last summer...except Detroit wanted Carmelo. It would make sense for Detroit if they wanted out from under Chauncey's cap number...

Chauncey is from here so everyone always dreams of him coming back, except he already played here for the nuggets and was total shit.

Beth said...

Now that's creative keith. ns

we need change! said...

beth's name "all I'm good for", pic

nazi'd but I like where your heads at.

Jugdish said...

that was talk last summer...except Detroit wanted Carmelo.


Its a shame Carmelo wasn't available for Detroit during that draft...

blue said...

"Its a shame Carmelo wasn't available for Detroit during that draft..."

darko was a can't miss prospect

we need change! said...

hotdamn I've got serious TPS issues this week but keep stalling.

this isn't good.

Jugdish said...

darko was a can't miss prospect


except he did

blue said...

yeah, he ended up being a can't make prospect

we need change! said...

I'm late to the party with this, but making someone puke from busting ass means we waive the 5 year wait and put you right into the HOF.

nice work jug.

we need change! said...

jug did you also drop a "IN YOU FACE!" after doing it?

we need change! said...

deke - I peeped game on Treehouse of Horrors, thought it was alright.

Jugdish said...

iverson for billups trade

El Padrino said...

"Steven A. Smith of ESPN (he’s baaack!) is reporting on ESPN that the Denver Nuggets and Detroit Pistons are close to a deal that would send Allen Iverson to the Motor City in exchange for Chauncey Billups and Antonio McDyess."

real deal blue

El Padrino said...

nice work jug

Jugdish said...

thanks...I won't take full credit for it seeing as how she got the flue shot the day before. However...it was awesome!

blue said...

it wouldn't break my heart. They were going to let Iverson walk at the end of the season anyway

iverson always wanted to play in Detroit, and was almost traded there a few years back...it's all good to me

Jugdish said...

It will be nice for Iverson to get out of Colorado and into Detroit, where there is less of a gang influence for him...




s

we need change! said...

Joe D isn't expecting Iverson to run the point is he?

Does Detroit's PA guy have to announce AI like this:

Alllllllen I-I-I-I-Iverson in honor of Mr. Big Shot?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Loooks like the AI deal is happening

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Having AI in the central makes me happy. I love watching him go ATM on the Bucks. ns

My new tattoo said...

pic for zeke

blue said...

good move for the nuggets I guess. They needed another big guy, so they get mcdyess, he has this year and next for $6M which is affordable. Trims about $4M off the total payroll this year...

Chauncey's deal has 2 years left after this year, with a team option (which they won't pickup) for a 3rd.

blue said...

"Joe D isn't expecting Iverson to run the point is he?"

my guess is Stuckey will run the point, and AI will play 2.

blue said...

Chauncey gives them a better point guard than Anthony Carter, and lets them start JR SMiff at 2...better outside shooting fo sho, better defense (which seems to be their goal this season).

blue said...

and I know it's only 3 games into the season but Iverson has looked really old...which means he'll get traded and average 35/game for Detroit

we need change! said...

nazi'd on that one too keef

spaceman spiff said...

stuckey was gonna steal more and more time from billups this year anyways

blue said...

it makes sense for both teams...i think chauncey is overpaid, but so was Iverson.

I doubt Detroit re-signs Iverson next summer, unless he takes a huge cut in pay.

blue said...

i went to the game on saturday against the Lakers...vujcacaiccak is still a pussy, and i was surprised at how little Luuuuuuuuuuuke Walton played

El Padrino said...

good deal for both teams
no losers

blue said...

i shoulda bought an iverson jersey so i could be on SCH


also thought of this on Saturday, is a Kobe "8" jersey grounds for SCH?

JFreak said...

except the knicks

El Padrino said...

pep wit the lions
gus frerotte on vikes
grossman back for bears

A-Rodg is king of the NFC North

El Padrino said...

"except the knicks"

knicks win more than Pacers

1 week bet

do it do it

blue said...

didn't the pacers just beat the Celtics?

El Padrino said...

tampa bay bucs, wft

JFreak said...

Another example of clearly overvaluing a NY team.

Have you already forgotten our Pedro bet?

El Padrino said...

John McCain has served his country longer in a POW camp than his opponent has served in the United State Senate."

preach on arnie, preach on

JFreak said...

"knicks win more than Pacers

1 week bet

do it do it"

done and done.

El Padrino said...

"Have you already forgotten our Pedro bet?"

i needed 100 more innings for that bet to hit, it was foolish

i remember doing it because he was being mocked and i was just defending him

El Padrino said...

now leave me alone i have to write why not to vote for obama on my blog

JFreak said...

"it was foolish"

no shit?

tem said...

"John McCain has served his country longer in a POW camp than his opponent has served in the United State Senate."

really i fail to see how being in a POW camp prepares you to be president.

tem said...

on the other hand i also fail to see how being a US senator prepares you to be president as well.

Jugdish said...

really i fail to see how being in a POW camp prepares you to be president.



the point of that was to show Obama's inexperience rather than show how being a POW prepares you to be president.

However, as a POW you have to learn to survive through tough times...and right now our country is going through a tough time

there you go

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"now leave me alone i have to write why not to vote for obama on my blog"


Eyem shoor u'll mayke uh graite kase whith ur mastree uv tha inglish langewage.

blue said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Eyem shoor u'll mayke uh graite kase whith ur mastree uv tha inglish langewage."

dont get it confused
what i write on the blog is not how i write in the real world

professor pecos

tem said...

"However, as a POW you have to learn to survive through tough times"


great, so one of the candidates knows how to sit in a cage and wait to be freed. i can't wait to see that lesson applied to presidential things.

Jugdish said...

no shit?

JFreak said...

"what i write on the blog is not how i write in the real world"

so you hdh on purpose?

Jugdish said...

great, so one of the candidates knows how to sit in a cage and wait to be freed. i can't wait to see that lesson applied to presidential things.



stop it

blue said...

see the cage is a metaphor

we need change! said...

Eyem shoor u'll mayke uh graite kase whith ur mastree uv tha inglish langewage.

not gaf how you spelt (or using a program without speltchecker) doesn't mean EP can't right.

tem said...

no the cage was real.

he wasn't trapped in a metaphor.

don't downplay his plight.

El Padrino said...

"so you hdh on purpose?"

no, hdh happens naturally like birth, but when i'm writing something professionally i read it a few times to make sure it's free of HDH as to not embarrass myself or my superiors.

we need change! said...

no the cage was real.

I bet he made sure his cagemate's son got that watch though.

tem said...

"stop it"

he won't win anyway

JFreak said...

RRoD is back.

JFreak said...

and now it's gone.

this is fun.

we need change! said...

freak do you have that colling fan attachment thing?

tem said...

"RRoD is back."

say what now?

we need change! said...

colling fan


*bowing

Jugdish said...

probably not

tem said...

almost newer time.

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino