Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Sign THEN drive.

Ok, let's see what people have already posted that I missed because I've been too busy at work:

Dustin Pedroia becomes the first dwarf to win an MVP award. I don't know what's up with this MVP voting. Pedroia wasn't even the best player on his own team and he wins the award. I think Youkilis should have won it. And the NL MVP should have gone to either Ryan Howard or Manny. As a Dodgers fan, it pains me to say that Ryan Howard got robbed. But he does have a Championship Ring, so he's got that going for him. I'm sorry, if you don't make the playoffs, you better put up some overwhelming numbers to get an MVP, and Pooholes didn't do that in my opinion. Stupid writers.

Pacman completed rehab, now he's waiting for Goodell to reinstate him so he can screw up again. The over/under is set at eight weeks. Seriously, Pro Athletes get WAY too many chances.

The Cubs signed Dempster to a four-year, $52 million contract. Ha, the Cubs fell for the classic contract year pitcher. Freak, cherish the next couple of years where he goes 5-10 before the inevitable injury/buyout happens. Nicely done, Cubs management, you saved me from having go buy a new laptop after I destroyed my current one from reading a "Dodgers sign Dempster to a six-year $87 million contract" headline on ESPN's front page.

More baseball news, the Mariners are hiring some bench coach guy from the A's as their manager. Awesome, I guess you can't get much worse than losing 101 games. Hire a dude off the street and you would still probably stumble into 62 wins.

RichRod (I almost typed RichRob) tells UM fans to get a life. Well, he ALMOST told them that. I think the exact quote was, "You almost want to tell them, 'Get a life'." Way to encourage the alumni to donate in a recession there, guy. The Michigan PR dood needs to sit RichRob down for a 19-hour session of "stuff not to say into a microphone or to anyone with a notepad".

Jerry Stackhouse is apparently trying to force a trade. He wants more minutes. Unfortunately for the Stack, everyone has figured out that he's about six years past his prime. If I was Cuban, I'd charter a flight Charlotte, find out what country club Jordan was at, start a round of golf at $10k a hole, then start playing like crap. Get him hammered at the clubhouse at the halfway mark and tip the bartender to serve you water instead of vodka. On the 18th hole, bet him that if you make a 10 foot put, he'll trade you Raymon Felton, Sean May and a second round pick for Stackhouse. Then run like hell when Oakley figures out that you were sober the entire time. I don't care how old he is, you do not want to be catching an elbow from him.

And that's pretty much all I've got.

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Beth said...

Damn I really love "Pearls Before Swine"

Beth said...

And Tyler, I'm guessing the last time you needed a new laptop was after the Andruw Jones signing.

El Padrino said...

Oak is fierce

El Padrino said...

MVP voting is a sham, good call

Beth said...

This might be of interest to a few people on LOV.

138 slang words for breasts.

El Padrino said...

damn, blockeeeeed

El Padrino said...

i'll rifle some of my own

jugs
melons
cans
titays
tatas
tits
fuck bags
pillows
squeeze toys
fun bags
milk rounds
bres-a-sis
atta boys
humdingers
chesticles
breasticles

El Padrino said...

too early for college bball

El Padrino said...

contract year signings are the worse

Jugdish said...

ep...you were asking about credit counseling yesterday...what are you wanting to accomplish?

Beth said...

"damn, blockeeeeed"

Ok, EP, this c-n-p is for you (and anyone else blocked) then.

1. Abbott and Costello
2. airbags
3. B1 and B2
4. babaloos
5. baby feeders
6. badoinkies
7. balloons
8. baloobas
9. baps
10. bazookas
11. bazoomas
12. bazoombas
13. bee-stings
14. Ben and Jerry
15. Bert and Ernie
16. Berthas
17. bijongas
18. billibongs
19. blinkers
20. Bob and Ray
21. bombs
22. Bonnie and Clyde
23. boobs
24. boobies
25. boobsters
26. boops
27. bosoms
28. bottles
29. boulders
30. Brad Pitts
31. bristols
32. bumpers
33. cans
34. cantaloupes
35. cha-chas
36. chesticles
37. chumbawumbas
38. coconuts
39. cupcakes
40. dairy pillows
41. Danny DeVitos
42. David and Goliath
43. devil's dumplings
44. dinglebobbers
45. dugs
46. dumplings
47. Durantes
48. Eartha Kitts
49. Eisenhowers
50. flapdoodles
51. Fred and Ethel
52. funbags
53. gazongas
54. George and Gracie
55. gobstoppers
56. God’s milk bottles
57. Godzillas
58. Goodyears
59. goombas
60. grillwork
61. headlamps
62. headlights
63. high beams
64. Holmes and Watson
65. honkers
66. hood ornaments
67. hooters
68. hubcaps
69. hummers
70. Isaac Newtons
71. jahoobies
72. John and Paul
73. jugs
74. kagemushas
75. kawangas
76. knockers
77. Lewinskis
78. Lilo and Stitch
79. magambos
80. Mahatmas
81. mammaries
82. mau maus
83. melons
84. Mickey and Minnie
85. Mike and Ike
86. milk bombs
87. milk jugs
88. milk wagons
89. milkmakers
90. milkshakes
91. Mobutus
92. mounds
93. muffins
94. Mulligans
95. Murphys
96. nay-nays
97. neeners
98. ninnies
99. norks
100. num-nums
101. pair
102. palookas
103. Pia Zadoras
104. pillows
105. puppies
106. pushmatahas
107. rack
108. rib bumpers
109. rivets
110. rotors
111. shabba-dos
112. shlobes
113. shmozobs
114. snow tires
115. soombas
116. speed bumps
117. splazoingas
118. squachies
119. tatas
120. teetees
121. Thelma and Louise
122. tishomingos
123. tits
124. titties
125. torpedoes
126. Tweedledee and Tweedledum
127. tweeters
128. twekkers
129. Volvos
130. wahwahs
131. whimwhams
132. Wilsons
133. windshield wipers
134. Winnebagos
135. wopbopaloobops
136. yahoos
137. yazoos
138. ying-yangs

El Padrino said...

"ep...you were asking about credit counseling yesterday...what are you wanting to accomplish?"

trying to get debt free within two years

Jugdish said...

They went with quanTITy over quality there.

tem said...

debt free is overrated.

Jugdish said...

debt free is good stuff

tem said...

pearls before swine is ok.

Beth said...

"pearls before swine is ok"

Go back to bed Tem, clearly you're still sick.

Beth said...

"trying to get debt free within two years"

Step 1: quit gambling.

El Padrino said...

"Step 1: quit gambling."

Done.

tem said...

liar

tem said...

step 1 is gamble more so you make more $$$ to pay off debt.

El Padrino said...

megan fox, sfw

Jugdish said...

step 2. Don't charge anything else to your credit cards

step 3. save up $1000 to use for emergencies only (so you won't have to use credit cards.

step 4. pay off your credit cards, start with the lowest balence and work your way up. Pay extra on that first one and minimum payments on the others. Once you pay off the first one, take that payment and combine it with the payment of card number 2...and so on.

Jugdish said...

Done.


I'll bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day.

JFreak said...

Enh, it's not the worst signing ever.

Clearly, it's unlikely he'll be as good again, but he can't be worse than Jason Marquis.

This is not Kevin Brown.

I'm much more worried that Soriano has 6 years and 86 million left.

El Padrino said...

"step 4. pay off your credit cards, start with the lowest balence and work your way up. Pay extra on that first one and minimum payments on the others. Once you pay off the first one, take that payment and combine it with the payment of card number 2...and so on."

impossible, it's just too much, not enough money to go around

i have to negotiate balances or pay someone to do it

El Padrino said...

"liar"

where?

El Padrino said...

"I'll bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day."

nice try

Jugdish said...

Are you already late or missing payments now? Chances are the credit card companies will not negotiate with you until that is happening. If that does happen and you try to negotiate with them they won't be willing right away, and it will more than likely take multiple phone calls.

If they do agree to a lower payoff amount they may want it right away. Don't send them any money until you have that agreement in writing.

Jugdish said...

nice try



I'll give you 2 - 1 odds

Jugdish said...

what's your email address? I can send you some information that might help.

I'm not a credit counselor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

El Padrino said...

not late on anything

tem said...

"liar"

where?


where you said you quit gambling.

Jugdish said...

If you're not late on anything and can pay at least the min on them you can pay them off.

El Padrino said...

email addy on your blog in comments

El Padrino said...

"If you're not late on anything and can pay at least the min on them you can pay them off."

one of them would suffer and payments would be missed

Jugdish said...

Thanks...I'll send it later on tonight, as I am mutombo'd on Yahoo.

kodiac said...

MVP voting is a sham, good call

Keith made good points yesterday, and I am definitely a homer on this. But regardless on who ended up winning...the biggest joke was Morneau finishing ahead of Mauer.

-Morneau absolutely sucked over the last month, and especially over the last two weeks. People who voted for Morneau did not pay attention to Twins games, they just looked at the overall numbers for the entire season. I watched or listened to most of the Twins games over the last month of the season and can't count the number of times Morneau came up short in big situations. To me, an MVP shouldn't choke down the stretch in a tight race for the division.

El Padrino said...

"where you said you quit gambling."

havent placed a bet with the bookie since i owed the barber, that's like a month or so

Jugdish said...

kod...you know if Quintin didn't break his wrist like an idiot he would have won and we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Obviously I'm a homer too.

tem said...

"havent placed a bet with the bookie "

but have you gambled? you can gamble other places too.

tem said...

Quinton probably would have won if he didn't get hurt.

Cliff Lee should have won so Tyler could have sent him more roses.

El Padrino said...

"but have you gambled? you can gamble other places too."

like where? shooting craps on the corner?

no, the big suicide pool keeps me going

El Padrino said...

not to bitch but the knick game had about 5 calls that were proposterous and went against the knicks

El Padrino said...

already 30% more gray then election night

tem said...

so you haven't gambled, but you have gambled in the suicide pool.

got it.

tem said...

but i'll give you that suicide pool and fantasy sports so far don't count because they are sunk costs.


but i am sure you'll be in a fantasy MLB league for $$$ or bet on the superbowl.

tem said...

or enter an NCAA pool.

no way you quit gambling.

none.

El Padrino said...

terrorists

Jugdish said...

Obama after his first term

El Padrino said...

I'll always be in a fantasy league or various pools. So i'll never quit gambling per se but as far as dealing with a bookie and placeing large sums of money on single games. I'm finished.

tem said...

gambling is the only way i will become debt free.

winning the lottery is my debt free plan.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Some lady just started to argue with me over what friggin' envelopes we carry. Umm sorry lady, I know what we carry.

El Padrino said...

Jug, you dropped your tools

El Padrino said...

lotto is for suckers

Jugdish said...

I heard about the tools on the way to work this morning...that has to suck! Women and tools do not mix, unless that tool is a spatula or something like that.

El Padrino said...

agreed

Jugdish said...

you'd think those tool bags would be tied down or something like that.

I supported the daily shuttle meeting yesterday, but that was before that happened.

Jugdish said...

It was actually her purse that floated away. It had her space mace in there.

tem said...

urine to water thing is gross.

Jugdish said...

would you rather have it straight?

El Padrino said...

urine is sterile tem

no worries

tem said...

"would you rather have it straight?"

no, i'd rather not have it at all.


i get the reasoning behind it and i understand the science and that it is clean, but it is still gross.

Keith S said...

"I'll bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day."

You're on

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mos Def: Black On Both Sides for $1.99 on Amazon today.

tem said...

:blank stare:

tem said...

Rob Neyer on Pedrioria:

"It's not so obvious that Pedroia was the American League's Most Valuable Player. He didn't do anything that Chase Utley didn't do, and Utley finished 14th in the National League's MVP balloting."


comparing people in different leagues is dumb. nothing says that the AL MVP wouldn't have finished 15th in the NL voting.

i'm not saying pedrioria was the right pick, but comparing him across leagues is fundamentally unsound. you minus well* compare him to the japanese league mvp and see how his numbers stack up.

El Padrino said...

hell of a price

still wont bite

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"hell of a price

still wont bite"



Phenomenal album, though.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

mp3 d/l, not an actual cd

Keith S said...

"Rob Neyer on Pedrioria:"

Neyer is an idjut

Keith S said...

Tropic Thunder = C+

Keith S said...

From Neyer...

"Clutch hitting? Pedroia's career numbers in the clutch are nothing special."


So MVP is a career award?

tem said...

"Tropic Thunder = C+"

i'd have said B, but fair enough.

tem said...

"Neyer is an idjut"

truer words....

El Padrino said...

very good album

Keith S said...

"i'd have said B, but fair enough."

Yeah. The first half was dumb, but the second half was decent

tem said...

it wasn't a classic for sure, but it had its moments.

of course none that i can remember right now.

tem said...

HUNGRY

JFreak said...

Tem, if someone else microwaved food for you, would you eat it?

Keith S said...

newer

El Padrino said...

D'Antoni face was hilarity last night

El Padrino said...

i hate bahston

Keith S said...

RIP LOV

Jugdish said...

I expected more than this after returning from an hour long meeting.

Keith S said...

You expect a lot

Jugdish said...

re: space tool bag

I learned that NASA tracks where this thing will be in orbit so they don't run into it when they come home. They also know roughly when and where it will enter the atmosphere.

keep a look out for it.

Jugdish said...

it will probably land somewhere in Cedarburg WI.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm fuckin' bored. Still need to work on that christmas list

Keith S said...

Mize could use them to put in his new radiator

Keith S said...

Are you sending a letter to Santa, mize?

Jugdish said...

Royals are coo coo for cocoa crisp.

Jugdish said...

is it the naughty and nice list mize?

Keith S said...

I don't think Santer delivers vodker

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"it will probably land somewhere in Cedarburg WI."


I can only hope.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Are you sending a letter to Santa, mize?"



No. Need it for family gift exchange and such

Jugdish said...

I don't think Santer delivers vodker


bad santa does

spaceman spiff said...

best part about the dempster deal is the last year being a player option. 15 mil$ mr. dempster? yes please

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

100

spaceman spiff said...

obama is black clinton article

zeke should get some royalties from this

JFreak said...

"Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved."

hi

larious

Jugdish said...

"Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved."


my guess is it was something toasted, maybe had some sharp edges.

Keith S said...

Good news for Tyler

tem said...

fun rumor circulating columbus:

rich rod is ditching michigan for clemson because michigan people suck.

tem said...

"Tem, if someone else microwaved food for you, would you eat it?"

generally speaking, no.

but i will eat microwaved popcorn and i figure that when i eat out that a lot of times there is some microwaving going on that i don't know about.

Keith S said...

Michigan people do suck

JFreak said...

Tem, if I ever have to torture you, I'm bringing a microwave.

tem said...

if you want to torture me make me eat hot food.

i hate hot food. or hot things.

not hot spicy. hot temperature.

Keith S said...

tem is a strange brew

JFreak said...

I've got more records than the KGB.

So, no funny business.

El Padrino said...

yeah, the obama/clinton parallel as been astounding

that's some change

JFreak said...

I will make some pizza rolls in the microwave, just to the point that the filling is molten lava.

I think you'll talk then.

tem said...

yeah pretty much.

that'd get me to talk.

Keith S said...

So no hot chocolate for tem

Keith S said...

The Apple Cup should be suite this year.



s

tem said...

i drink hot chocolate, i just use the stove to heat the water or milk.

tem said...

or i use a coffee maker type device to heat the water/milk.

El Padrino said...

gollum just asked me how to spell "cellphone"

he had it with an s

Keith S said...

You probably did efmtem a favor

Jugdish said...

tem, why are you anti microwave?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i hate hot food. or hot things."


Tem, you're fuckin' weird.

tem said...

really hot food, not just normal hot.

shit that burns my mouth hurts.

Keith S said...

So you don't like eating pizza that's so hot that the cheese burns the top of your mouth so bad that the skin comes off?

tem said...

"tem, why are you anti microwave?"

they cause cancer.

also they are wierd.

and if you put metal in them wierd shit happens, but they themselves are made of metal.

and the only thing separating me from magic particals that boil water in less than a minute is a sheet of glass.

Keith S said...

Everything causes cancer

tem said...

"So you don't like eating pizza that's so hot that the cheese burns the top of your mouth so bad that the skin comes off?"

yeah i hate that. a lot.

tem said...

"Everything causes cancer"

and i hate everything, its not like i am being inconsistent here.

Jugdish said...

"So you don't like eating pizza that's so hot that the cheese burns the top of your mouth so bad that the skin comes off?"


What is even better is when you take that first bite and all the cheese comes off at once and immediatly sticks to your chin.

Keith S said...

touche

Working towards 3-9 said...

If they do agree to a lower payoff amount they may want it right away. Don't send them any money until you have that agreement in writing.

EP I had to call a CC company a month ago bc the card broke, convo went like this (afther they issued a new card)


CC Guy: "can we do anything else for you today?"

Zeke : "ummmm, a lower interest rate would be nice"

then they lowered my current rate, gave me 6 months at like 3% for new purchases and grandfathered in an older balance to the lower rate.

the axed ME what they could do.

I'd play up the "I don't want to default on this" or something like that to see if they'll lower your rates.

Keith S said...

You're being temconsistent

Working towards 3-9 said...

re: Rich Rod to Clemson

he debunked this over a month ago

Working towards 3-9 said...

re: Rich Rod quote

it was in regards to a question about fans criticizing players personally, not their play but the player themselves.

Jugdish said...

I'd play up the "I don't want to default on this" or something like that to see if they'll lower your rates.


That happens and that is cool, but normally they will be less likely to be as accomodating if you are calling to reduce what you owe.

Keith S said...

RR should know that fans everywhere do that

Working towards 3-9 said...

re: Osama/Clinton

cnp'd some comments last night, he's hiring Clinton's old staff.

I guarantee you that Hillary said she'd give Osama all her delegates (which would get him the nomination and by default win him the election) in return for Hillary and Bill actually running things.

NS

as I said last night, anyone who voted for Osama - you done got had.

CHANGE!

Working towards 3-9 said...

That happens and that is cool, but normally they will be less likely to be as accomodating if you are calling to reduce what you owe.

yep, just throwing that out there as a negotiating ploy.

tem said...

"re: Rich Rod to Clemson

he debunked this over a month ago"

i know, i was just saying that it is now a hot rumor in columbus.

hadn't heard anyone say anything about it until today when i heard about 5 people talk about.

thought it was funny, nothing more, nothing less.

spaceman spiff said...

"and the only thing separating me from magic particals that boil water in less than a minute is a sheet of glass."

yep, its just glass, just a plain ol' piece of glass there

s

Working towards 3-9 said...

RR should know that fans everywhere do that

UM fans are morons who don't get that Carr was kilting* the program and left no talent in the cupboard.

I hope Rich Rod gets a fair shake.

Jugdish said...

does tem use a cell phone?

tem said...

i am fully aware that my not wanting to use microwaves is nonsensical.

Keith S said...

He uses a cell phone from 1999

tem said...

tem uses his cell phone minimally.

and tem tries to use the bluetooth thing instead of keeping the phone by his head.

Jugdish said...

The Zach Morris one?

Keith S said...

"and tem tries to use the bluetooth thing"

Ah. You're one of those guys

Jugdish said...

Wearing one of those bluetooth things is like having a mini microwave attached to your ear.

El Padrino said...

blue tooth not only causes cancer it shrinks your nads

Keith S said...

Ear cancer is the worse

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and tem tries to use the bluetooth thing instead of keeping the phone by his head."


Oh, so you're a bluetooth guy. How unfortunate.

tem said...

"Ah. You're one of those guys"

i only have the bluetooth in my car.

i don't have that gay earpiece.

JFreak said...

SG

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dummy is trying to negotiate holiday hours. This is not going well. Holiday hours are non-negotiable. She should know this after 4 fucking years.

tem said...

if she shows her rack then it will be negotiable.

Jugdish said...

Everything is negotiable.

Jugdish said...

I picture tem wearing one of those big, lead dentist covers that they put over you when they do the X Rays if he has to warm something in the microwave.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"if she shows her rack then it will be negotiable."


No thanks.

El Padrino said...

rip Sean Taylor

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I picture tem wearing one of those big, lead dentist covers that they put over you when they do the X Rays if he has to warm something in the microwave."


Tem won't venture into a room with a running microwave.

tem said...

if i had one of those lead dentist covers i might go into a room with a microwave on.

i'll go into rooms with microwaves, just not when they are on.

tem said...

oh hence the "running" part of deke's sentence.

tem said...

reading is hard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its always the fat women with all the QVC, HSN, and what not. Get off your fat ass and go to the actual mall.

Working towards 3-9 said...

my xbox360 is "out for delivery"

chub city

Working towards 3-9 said...

rip Sean Taylor

it still hurts (ns)

tem said...

Sean Taylor, I forgot he was dead.

ns


made me feel bad.

El Padrino said...

Dinner tommorrow, when i get the menu i will forward along.

El Padrino said...

i miss In Living Color

tem said...

it misses you too.

Working towards 3-9 said...

How ya livin'
(what)
How ya livin'
(what)

In Living Color

Working towards 3-9 said...

moved offices yesterday, new joint has some new trim walking around and I get radio signal.

bonus

tem said...

new trim is a bonus for sure.

El Padrino said...

nice zeker

Jugdish said...

moved offices yesterday, new joint has some new trim walking around and I get radio signal.


watch out for that radio signal...right tem?

El Padrino said...

so steph curry is apparentely ready for March

El Padrino said...

Cut that labia

tem said...

"watch out for that radio signal...right tem?"

my neurosis only goes so far, radio and satellite signals are OK.

Working towards 3-9 said...

Cut that labia

no one likes a meat curtain

El Padrino said...

time to surf wiki

tem said...

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El Padrino said...

smokers in cold weather look like crackheads

Jugdish said...

they make me laugh though, them and the ones in the rain.

tem said...

it is freakin cold out

tem said...

what about ones in cold and rainy weather?

do they make you really laugh?

Working towards 3-9 said...

smokers in cold weather look like crackheads

we've had great April weather here this week, pretty soon it will be June and the hotstuff will be here.

Working towards 3-9 said...

high of 83 today

how's our weather's as taste east coast?

Keith S said...

"they make me laugh though, them and the ones in the rain."

The ones here who stand out in 115° heat to get their nicotine fix make me shake my head

El Padrino said...

It's like 41 degrees, which is cold for this time of the year. I don't mind it, never do.

El Padrino said...

damn, it's 36, not 41

El Padrino said...

something about an Alberta Clipper is to blame

El Padrino said...

still laughing over al qaeda calling obamer/powell/rice a house negroe

Working towards 3-9 said...

still laughing over al qaeda calling obamer/powell/rice a house negroe

Don't worry, I'm sure Presidents Hillary and Bill Clinton will make a statement condemning these remarks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

These computers we have are seriously the biggest pieces of shit on earth

Jugdish said...

Don't worry, I'm sure Presidents Hillary and Bill Clinton will make a statement condemning these remarks.


maybe they can fire some missles over their heads too.

Jugdish said...

MPS computers will be fast, and they will be connected to the interwebs via Mizenet.

blue said...

MPS won't need computers, everyone will have iphones and they'll do the trick

Jugdish said...

There will have to be some workstations with large screen set aside strictly for porn.

blue said...

and thursdays MPS will have a drunk DJ playing requests

Keith S said...

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