Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Sick Day!!!


How often is Tem not at work? Jeezaloo.

Rian Lindell is no Phil Dawson

As stated in LoVAD, this season's monday nighters have been great.

Wanda Sykes came out of the closet. Who knew?

I don't get the people that are sitting in their cars waiting for us to open every morning. Just go to work. Your business here can't be that important, can it?

Lunch is free today. What ever shall we dine on this noon?

I was going to make a hackneyed attempt at a tem movie review, but that's waaay out of my league.

AM 1250 has me convinced that the Breers are already going to be awful next year. So much for hope and springing and whatnot.

Are waiting for Beth?

I think I'm going to see the new Batman movie on Thursday. I heard its pretty good, and the Joker dies in it, so its got that going for it.

Okay. Time to wait for Tits.



283 comments:

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Dirty secretary said...

Tits is (are?) here.

Beth said...

Ok, HERE are the tits, forgot to change my profile info back.

Jugdish said...

Last night I went here for this show.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I remember when I used to go out. Those were the good days.

Jugdish said...

It is a pricey place, I will not go there often.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wouldn't think HoB would be very cheap. You're paying for the brand name there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nice. Its my turn for the weekly donkey punching of aitch.

Jugdish said...

$7 a beer, and I didn't see any tits.

I was going to flask it, but they had the wands out and scanned us on the way in. Plastic flask next time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"$7 a beer, and I didn't see any tits.

I was going to flask it, but they had the wands out and scanned us on the way in. Plastic flask next time."

Oof

blue said...

house of blues doesn't mess around

Beth said...

"I was going to flask it, but they had the wands out and scanned us on the way in. Plastic flask next time."

Try Ziplock bags, that's how everyone around here sneaks booze into UGA games. Plus, they're easier to shove down your pants. (twss)

Jugdish said...

Try Ziplock bags

not a bad idea...although with my luck it would probably open up in my pants and I'd look like I pissed myself.

blue said...

rumor is Hillary accepted the Sec of State position

blue said...

yeah, and you'd look like a fool tipping back a ziploc bag

Jugdish said...

I could wear one of those camel packs full of beer under my shirt.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You pour it into your cup of soda, blew.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

McGrady is hurt. I'm shocked.

blue said...

"You pour it into your cup of soda, blew."

the soda that you paid $6 for?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes. And I'm sure a soda ain't 6 bucks if beer is 7.

blue said...

meiz has never been to an "event" before?

plus who wants to mix beer with soda, or pop, or cola, or coke

Keith S said...

freak's running diary of NCAA basketball lasted less < than 1 minute

Keith S said...

I'm shocked

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"plus who wants to mix beer with soda, or pop, or cola, or coke"


why would you sneak beer into a concert? Are you that foolish?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've never seen a soda that only costs $1 less than a $7 beer.

blue said...

because beers are $7

Jugdish said...

I don't know what a coke costs there...never did ask.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want a cheeseburger.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm feeling a quarter pounder for lunch today.

Jugdish said...

I bet Rev is thinking the same thing right now.

blue said...

"I bet Rev is thinking the same thing right now."

1 Qpndr wouldn't be enuff for rev

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I bet Rev is thinking the same thing right now."

No doubt. It must be hard not being able to consume cow products over there.

Keith S said...

mize gets a free lunch and he's going to use it on a quarter pounder?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize gets a free lunch and he's going to use it on a quarter pounder?"


Not many options around here. And McDonalds is like a special little treat for me.

I don't want pizza because we always get pizza. Or Jimmy Johns, or Subway, or Cousins, or Dairy Queen.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe I'll get two quarter pounders.

Jugdish said...

You know rev has been eyeballing those camels. When he looks at them they turn into big hamburgers...like on cartoons.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You know rev has been eyeballing those camels. When he looks at them they turn into big hamburgers...like on cartoons."


And he gets the big drooly tongue

Keith S said...

"Maybe I'll get two quarter pounders."

Easy, chief

blue said...

do the spiffg challenge

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"do the spiffg challenge"


I thought about it. I doubt bossman wants me spending $17 of his on McD's today.

Jugdish said...

How often will you be buying your employees lunch at MPS?

Keith S said...

Triple crown update

Keith - 1905
EP - 1891
Beth - 1890
Freak - 1869
Tem - 1868
Mize - 1799
Blue - 1777
Spiff - 1234
Zeke - 788

Keith S said...

"I doubt bossman wants me spending $17 of his on McD's today."

Tell him it'll make up for him not giving you health insurance

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How often will you be buying your employees lunch at MPS?"


Once a year. On MLK Day.

Jugdish said...

Aren't you going to be closed on MLK day?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Aren't you going to be closed on MLK day?"


Not really. We'll be kinda open.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want Tiger's new shoe

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Edwin Watts is like crack

Working towards 3-9 said...

Maybe I'll get two quarter pounders.

why not just bye* a double QP?

blue said...

a double QP is too much food for meiz

blue said...

at mickey d's i go for the 99¢ double cheeseburgers...maybe 2 of them...that's a value

blue said...

or maybe they are $1

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why not just bye* a double QP?"


I want to really feel like a fatass

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We don't have .99 double chz any more. Now its a .99 double hamb

Jugdish said...

still a good buy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

not sans cheese

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who wants a double hamburger?

JFreak said...

House of Blues is a terrilbe establishment.

Jugdish said...

I like burgers...don't care for cheese too much.

Jugdish said...

HOB was a cool venue...but over priced

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I like burgers...don't care for cheese too much."


Jesus chris

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jug is a war monglering commie

El Padrino said...

i'm alive

El Padrino said...

my burgers are always cheeseless

El Padrino said...

*unless i make the ones with a purse of mozz in the middle

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was hoping the stock market fell on you

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cheeseless burgers are no good for me.

Beth said...

"Cheeseless burgers are no good for me."

I can't remember the last time I had a burger without cheese, it'd have to be at least 10 years ago or more.

Jugdish said...

I don't dislike all cheese mize.

El Padrino said...

i dislike some cheeses

adore others

El Padrino said...

your basic american though, i mean it's rather tasteless so i dont choose to put it on anything, especially a juicy burger

Beth said...

You get my cheese whiz boy?

(One of my favorite totally random movie lines of all time.)

Keith S said...

Do you like the fumunda cheese, jug?

JFreak said...

Cheddar is better.

Jugdish said...

never had it and never will

Keith S said...

"You get my cheese whiz boy?"

::flank stake::

JFreak said...

This Penn-Drexel game is a battle of free throw ineptitude.

Keith S said...

mize
that bcs post is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

JFreak said...

Chance for Penn to tie with 3 free throws. No way they can do it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize
that bcs post is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while"


I'll have to look. I suspended myself for breaking the rules.

H said...

"Nice. Its my turn for the weekly donkey punching of aitch."

I know. Worst FFB team EVER

JFreak said...

Probably just the worse ffb manager ever.

H said...

"Probably just the worse ffb manager ever."

also0 a distinct possibility. At least I'm climbing up the standings in the pick 'em tho

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's a team in the shitty league that has 1 whole win. So you're not the worst team.

H said...

haven't paid much attention to pc related stuff lately. How's everybody doin?

El Padrino said...

wide right must hurt

Keith S said...

Happy thanksgiving

H said...

"wide right must hurt"

I love it. Keeps Buffalo a game behind in the division.

Jugdish said...

I like to think that I have an "eye" for detail.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"haven't paid much attention to pc related stuff lately. How's everybody doin?"


Pipe down. I'm shootin' turkeys.

JFreak said...

"I love it. Keeps Buffalo a game behind in the division."

Noone cares what you think.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Turkey shootin' gets tough there

Keith S said...

Yeah it does. Move the brandy meter up and try it

H said...

"Noone cares what you think."

I knew you missed me freak.

Keith S said...

Ah, I know why aitch is here. Today the AL MVP gets announce and Pedroia is probably going to win it.

Keith S said...

*announced

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Yeah it does. Move the brandy meter up and try it"

I did. I quit.

El Padrino said...

good call keef

fucking aitch

Keith S said...

"I did. I quit."

You're so zeke

El Padrino said...

more piracy

ARGH!

Keith S said...

They found TP's aunt, uncle, & cousins

blue said...

tem had to take today off to get the whole TCS figured out

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Onion rings or breaded mushrooms?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"more piracy

ARGH!"


10mm in oil. Motherfuckers.

El Padrino said...

duh onion rings

Keith S said...

Mushrooms

Keith S said...

$100 million, brah

Keith S said...

$10mm is what EP cleared last year

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I went with onion rings because I will be consuming copious amounts of butter cooked mushrooms next week.

El Padrino said...

yeah i vish

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"$10mm is what EP cleared last year"


That's only what he claimed

El Padrino said...

NI**A please

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

MLB.com is switching over to Flash from that god-awful MS Silverlight

Keith S said...

Have you figured out a way to claim gambling losses on your taxes?

El Padrino said...

"Have you figured out a way to claim gambling losses on your taxes?"

no, and i'm square with the barber and told my wife bout the credit card on the side

El Padrino said...

no more skeletons

El Padrino said...

even steven

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. I'm impressed.

El Padrino said...

bowl season is going to be tough

blue said...

legal gambling losses can be deducted on taxes...but it has to be netted against winnings

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"legal gambling losses can be deducted on taxes...but it has to be netted against winnings"


So you just need a runner in AC to place your bets. Done and done.

El Padrino said...

no sporting books in AC

El Padrino said...

anyone ever try one of those Credit Solution places?

H said...

"anyone ever try one of those Credit Solution places?"

DON'T DO IT!!!

H said...

and for the record, I'm here because I had a flat tire this morning and couldn't get to work.

El Padrino said...

"DON'T DO IT!!!"

esplain

spaceman spiff said...

"this is how you rob a convience store

man spiff is going to enjoy this"


thoroughly enjoyed

El Padrino said...

man that poor guy never saw it coming

blue said...

mclovin punch?

El Padrino said...

fire extinguisher to the muffin

El Padrino said...

that sound you hear is Aitch refreshing wwl every six seconds to see if Pedrioa won

H said...

"esplain"

Credit counselors take a fee to do the same hing you can do yourself with your creditors. If you contact your creditors directly, you can usually negotitate favorable terms of settling outstanding debt, be it a one time settlement that waives interest or a monthly payment plan. either way you can do it yourself and that way ALL of your money goes towards your debt, as opposed to a portion of it going to the credit counseling co. Just my two cents anyways.

El Padrino said...

kim k's glorious ASSSSSSSSSSS

i want to be on that
like right now

El Padrino said...

oh, got it h
i thought you were gonna say something different, that i knew

there are a couple of non-profit one's out there, not sure how they work, that was more my question

thanks and regards

El Padrino said...

but h, what will the CC put on the credit report if i arrange to pay them half of what i owe?

H said...

"but h, what will the CC put on the credit report if i arrange to pay them half of what i owe?"

depends. the Fair Credit Reporting Act (FCRA) stipulates that as long as you pay the entire principle amount that was owed, they can report it as paid in full. if you pay $1 less than the principle, it has to be reported as settled in full. Both inprove your credit score if the line of credit is currently delinquent, but obviously PIF has a greater effect than SIF.

Beth said...

"You get my cheese whiz boy?"
::flank stake::

I'm surprised no one explained this yet - that quote is from Blues Brothers Keith.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I could find a before & after shot of Anquan Boldin

El Padrino said...

pedroia mvp

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ghey

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabathia should have won

blue said...

i don't know who else would have won

blue said...

maybe

blue said...

i'm glad i cut him in FMLB

blue said...

he's still not getting it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope we make bnewer today

blue said...

wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I guess

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

When Tem's not here, there's apparently no conversation to be had.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Anybody got some whippets?

El Padrino said...

i'm just disinterested today
got no mojo
down in the dumps

Keith S said...

"i want to be on that
like right now"

Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto

Keith S said...

"I'm surprised no one explained this yet - that quote is from Blues Brothers Keith."

Ah. Don't remember that part

Keith S said...

There's an Amber sock alert out in Indy

Keith S said...

"I wish I could find a before & after shot of Anquan Boldin"

I've been trying to find that for the past week

blue said...

yeah, i'm working from home today, so i'm easily distracted...by porn

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I've been trying to find that for the past week"


Its one of those things that should be readily available.




Simmons, if you're reading, find us a before/after of Boldin.

Thanks and regards.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yeah, i'm working from home today, so i'm easily distracted...by porn"


a little father/daughter quality time today?

blue said...

"Simmons, if you're reading, find us a before/after of Boldin."

also, quit being a pussy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah. What Blue said.

Keith S said...

I just got home from the doc. Had to get blood work and chest xrays. Good times

blue said...

"a little father/daughter quality time today?"

exactly

Keith S said...

Stacy Keibler has no boobies, but I still ♥ her

El Padrino said...

i love her too, i'm an ass man anyway

Keith S said...

ahahahahaha

H said...

with 42 inch legs, who needs tits?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have been on record professing my love for Stacy Keibler.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So Keith's at home today, too.

El Padrino said...

i didnt get in til like 1130

Keith S said...

"i love her too, i'm an ass man anyway"

Ditto

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i didnt get in til like 1130"


Bums. The whole lot of ya.

Jugdish said...

i didnt get in til like 1130



This will not work at MPS.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"This will not work at MPS."


Sure it will. I won't be there any earlier than 10.

Keith S said...

mize is not a role model

blue said...

i left the office about 10am

these are MPS hours

Jugdish said...

MPS will not suck seed with that attitude mize

Keith S said...

That's ok because beth will cover the sucking seed part

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"MPS will not suck seed with that attitude mize"


Well if you want it open earlier, you can be in charge of that.

blue said...

who needs packages earlier than noon?

El Padrino said...

"This will not work at MPS."

When you own half of it, it will

Keith S said...

"who needs packages earlier than noon?"

People that leave the office at 10am

spaceman spiff said...

"Sure it will. I won't be there any earlier than 10."

you wont be but the 'underpaid, no benefits, keeps the place from going to shit, taken advantage of' guy will be in earlier

Keith S said...

mize
I think what you were looking for was "self-imposed"

El Padrino said...

Standard Bulletin:

FOOD BLOG WILL BE UPDATED DAILY.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize
I think what you were looking for was "self-imposed""



Yes. I couldn't come up with it for the life of me. I sat here with a flank steak for a good 10 minutes.

Keith S said...

I rented Tropic Thunder today. i don't know why

blue said...

stupid flank steak

blue said...

"I rented Tropic Thunder today. i don't know why"

to laugh hysterically?

Keith S said...

Is it pretty funny?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm leaving soon

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Is it pretty funny?"

allegedly

blue said...

"Is it pretty funny?"

i don't know, but i figured that's why you'd rent it.

El Padrino said...

"It was Harriet's fifth marriage, and all four of her previous husbands had committed suicide."

odd

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

El Padrandomino

Keith S said...

"It was Harriet's fifth marriage, and all four of her previous husbands had committed suicide."

It's not you, it's me

El Padrino said...

"El Padrandomino"

::flank stare::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That was random

blue said...

some might say randomino

El Padrino said...

"Though typically attributed to legend, it is actually a fact that William Howard Taft once got stuck in the White House bath tub. It took six White House aides and a gallon of butter to dislodge the president's body from the tub. To this day, the White House is home to the largest bath tub in the United States of America."

love wiki

blue said...

sparta

blue said...

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