Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Save Five Zero.

Ok, this is going to be the only political part of the post: for all of the republicans that post here, yeah, you may think that today sucks and yeah, you may be mad about the election results. But you know what? You'll get through it. And the country will be ok. Democrats felt the same way in 2000 and 2004, trust me. There have been comments made here that imply that Obama doesn't know what he's doing, but honestly, we'll be fine. We survived eight years of the Bush regime. We can get through ANYTHING. So just accept it and move on. He's the president, and he'll probably do a mediocre job at it, just like 99% of the former presidents.

Onto Sports:

Man, what the hell is going on with the Raiders? ESPN is reporting that they're are looking into releasing DeAngelo Hall. WFT? Didn't they just trade a second round pick for him in the offseason? And they're not even going to get ONE season out of him? Seriously, a trained seal could do a better job of running that franchise than Al Davis. Commitment to Excellence, my ass.

The Brady Quinn Era officially begins this weekend. So, it was a good move that they gave Derek Anderson all that money in the offseason? I REALLY need to get one of these Pro-Sports General Manager jobs.

Daunte Culpepper may start this weekend for the Lions. It's THAT bad, Detroit? Oh wait, they're 0-8. It IS that bad.

Apparently, nobody wants to coach the Tennessee Volunteers. I'll take the job and the phat contract if noone else will.

A.J. Burnett opted out of his contract. They say he's looking for a 4 or 5 year deal at $16 mill per. Damn, that's a lot of chedda. Lots of good pitchers are available this off-season either via trade or free agency. Should be very interesting. The short list is; Sabathia, Lowe, Burnett, Dempster, Sheets, Peavy (via trade) and K-Rod.

Starbury Watch 2008: No new news. Still inactive. It's mind bottling that a guy can show up in street clothes, watch a game from the bench and make almost $270k a night. I mean, he doesn't even have to pay for his court-side seat. It's just crazy. My guess is that he's playing in Italy next year. No one is going to want to touch him. He is cancer.

And that's pretty much all I've got.

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Dirt Whore said...

Kudos to LOVad, pretty entertaining political talk last night. (ns)

The only thing that was missing was a real slapper.

El Padrino said...

first the phillies now this

El Padrino said...

jesse jackson crying made me literally sick, like i just ate a bowl of ice cream and when i saw him crying i had one of those wet burps and it was pukey so he made me literally throw up a little bit in my mouth

El Padrino said...

starbury will first be had by someone else before going off to italy next year

just a hunch

El Padrino said...

black people here are acting like they won something, like he's going to give them free stuff or something

it's funny

El Padrino said...

by and by it was a historical night, historical election and i am still proud to be an American and I respect the presidency, even if it's barack obama

El Padrino said...

he is half white ya know, black people are acting like they just elected al fucking sharpton

he's like derek jeter but plays the field a little bit better

El Padrino said...

nice post t, i aint mad just disappointed i guess just like certain dems have been the past 8 years

El Padrino said...

and i'm in the small boat that says bush wasnt AS BAD as everyone thinks, you all forget the house and senate is controlled by the dems

El Padrino said...

brady quinn experiment is live in less than 48 hours

El Padrino said...

the first security de-briefing obama is going to shit his white boxers brown

um yeah, this is for real now
change your shorts

Tyler said...

I think Bush was headed towards an average rating, but he took a giant hit because of the financial crisis (which was not entirely his fault) and then when you start listing all of the stuff that happened under his watch, I don't think the history books will be too kind to him.

Tyler said...

But some of that might also be Dick Cheney's fault because, although you can't prove who was really making the decisions, I think he had a lot to do with how things went down.

El Padrino said...

that's probably right, he had a hell of a job though, lots of things were fucked when he walked into that office

El Padrino said...

including the semen stains on the oval office carpet

Tyler said...

Yeah, I mean, I personally think that anyone who wants to be President is crazy. Obama's got A LOT of problems to fix now. It did seem a little funny to me that McCain and Obama were fighting over a really crappy job.

Like, if you went on a job interview and you knew basically everything was screwed up, some of the problems probably can't be fixed anytime soon and that the company had a really bad PR image, would you take the job? I would get back home and email my friends and say, "Man, I just went on the worst job interview EVER..."

blue said...

that's why Obamer said it might take "more than one term" to fix some of the problems.

he's already running for re-election, the campaign for 2012 starts today

El Padrino said...

mccain's concede speech was dignified and respectful

he is a great man and would have been a wonderful president

blue said...

The brady quinn era actually starts on a thursday, so it's technically before this weekend.


and where is our awesome 80's song...?

El Padrino said...

good point blue, your probably right

blue said...

"mccain's concede speech was dignified and respectful"

he's been writing it for 2 months, it should be good.

blue said...

hey look chicago finally won something

El Padrino said...

just hope he's able to handle shit like this or appoint someone who is

blue said...

it wasn't a world series though

El Padrino said...

teriffic article on what me and T were just talking about

blue said...

"Iran warns U.S. not to violate Iranian airspace"

if i was president (aHIIK), i'd say "don't tell me what to do"

El Padrino said...

as you should

blue said...

then i would threaten that dude that i was going to sit on him and fart, and then pull out each hair of that beard with tweezers one at a time

El Padrino said...

T read that if you get a chance, it also plays into what you said of how shitty that job actually is

blue said...

then i would send him that video of Saddam being hanged and say "don't make this happen to you, bitch"

El Padrino said...

"then i would threaten that dude that i was going to sit on him and fart, and then pull out each hair of that beard with tweezers one at a time"

your a tough cookie blue

blue said...

yeah, i'm old skool

blue said...

maybe obamer will appoint me secretary of defense...it's my outside the box idears that america needs

Jugdish said...

Congrats to Obama...I'm pulling for him to do well. He better get to work.

I echo ep's sentiments on being proud to be an American. Very few countries have open elections like we do where you can vote freely.

I am anxious to see who Obama puts in his cabinet.

Jugdish said...

Hey deke...maybe that dude in your shitty league who has made 69 moves can be hired as the GM of the Raiders. They seem to have a similar philosophy already.

blue said...

spike lee wearing the yankees hat with all the pennants on it, made me sick

blue said...

al franken is in a tight race

El Padrino said...

"I am anxious to see who Obama puts in his cabinet."

ditto

Jugdish said...

al franken is in a tight race


Jeebus...Al Franken...his whole campaign was run on "Im good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit...people like me."

Jugdish said...

skimmed through lovad...found kod's statement about Bush being at fault for 9-11...

I'll just let that one slide.

blue said...

minnesota is waaaaaaaay out there with their elected officials

tem said...

wait, obama is black???

blue said...

i did get a kick out of the guy who was in Kenya in obamer's village

Jugdish said...

he is a mutt

tem said...

"The Brady Quinn Era officially begins this weekend."


doesn't it begin tomorrow? the game is thursday right?

this means they picked quinn to start a game with 1 real practice, on the road, in altitude. good thing the broncos pass D is atrocious.

blue said...

Brian Williams: "on this historic night for americans, lets see what people in Kenya think"


because i really care about their opinion of our president

Jugdish said...

Russia newspaper had a headline that said something like "8 years of hell is over" with a pic of Bush on there.

wft do they know about what is going on here and how are they affected? Don't they cause enough problems by themselves?

Jugdish said...

Kenyans don't care...they are too busy running marathons.

tem said...

the head dude at Chase is gonna be working for Obama soon.

El Padrino said...

"skimmed through lovad...found kod's statement about Bush being at fault for 9-11...

I'll just let that one slide."

last night?

El Padrino said...

"Russia newspaper had a headline that said something like "8 years of hell is over" with a pic of Bush on there."

putin is a mobster

tem said...

is AD worth reading?

blue said...

"this means they picked quinn to start a game with 1 real practice, on the road, in altitude. good thing the broncos pass D is atrocious"

no, they're in cleveland, but all the other stuff is correct. But brady quinn played against tougher defenses in the pre-season so he should be aight

Jugdish said...

last night?


yeah

tem said...

need help on suicide pool pick.

i am thinking San Diego.

El Padrino said...

last night?


yeah"

he should get familirized with facts

tem said...

or i could do Arizona.

El Padrino said...

shit i was thinking SD

tem said...

"he should get familirized with facts"

LOV has facts?

El Padrino said...

freak must be sick this morning, waking up being an Indiana resident probably never felt worse

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"The only thing that was missing was a real slapper."



The Slapper is dead.

blue said...

why? because he's a colts fan?

El Padrino said...

"Democrats will control both the White House and Congress for the first time since 1994."

here we go again

El Padrino said...

why? because he's a colts fan?

no because obama won indiana and that's the first time since 1944 indiana has backed a Democratic candidate

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"skimmed through lovad...found kod's statement about Bush being at fault for 9-11..."



I don't recall this.

El Padrino said...

man hall is like a damn malignent tumor

blue said...

"man hall is like a damn malignent tumor"

75% chance the broncos try and sign him

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've laughed at freak's expense at least 5 times since it came out that Obama won Indiana

El Padrino said...

i'm sure he enjoyed that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bossman is clearly irritated today. When the dumb one comes in at noon, it'll get worse for him & better for me. I'm sick, and have decided to turn off the filter. She's gonna say/do something incredibly stupid, and I'm gonna let it fly.

Dirt Whore said...

"I'm sick, and have decided to turn off the filter."

You have a filter?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope the Breers make a play for AJ Burnett

we need change! said...

he's already running for re-election, the campaign for 2012 starts today

seriously, he was already lowering the bar for expectations on his first night.

not a good sign.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You have a filter?"


Yep.

we need change! said...

Brian Williams: "on this historic night for americans, lets see what people in Kenya think"


because i really care about their opinion of our president


cnn did an interview will i am via hologram, not sure why we should care what that fool has to say.

we need change! said...

wft do they know about what is going on here and how are they affected? Don't they cause enough problems by themselves?

yeah they're too busy attacking parts of their own country to notice what we're doing.

we need change! said...

EP that was an excellent article, re: treatment of prez bush, really good.

shows how f'd up our political system is and how stoopid americans are.

we need change! said...

re: "historical election"

like others, I will support Osama and want him to succeed. What I found "historical" last night, other than the obvious was this:

1) the "youth" vote, cnn loves stats and kept saying how Osama crushed Mcclain in the "youth" vote. The same "youth" that we have been told is the stoopidest generation of americans in history, found this ironic.

2) look at the map of states won (red vs blue).....looks a lot like civil war times to me, "change"? I think not.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

poop

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cnn did an interview will i am via hologram, not sure why we should care what that fool has to say."


Yeah, that was really dumb.

Jugdish said...

stats showed that age was much more of a factor than race too...

JFreak said...

From a friend of mine living in Chicago.

"9/11 aside, yesterday was the saddest day in American history in my conscious lifetime. People made the choice that "No I can't! No I won't! And no I don't have to! But the governement will take care of me anyways!" will be the new phrase in American politics.

As a lifetime resident of the state of Illinois and Chicago, I have seen how the democrats in our state work and Obama's political upbringing was here. Illinois is a regressive state as corruption and favortism dominate and control politics here. Nothing gets done here except for the horribly expensive construction projects that the state and city overpay "private" firms to complete. And now Illinois style politics can be shown off on a national level! I hope everyone enjoys the show!

His speech last night made me so mad when he basically said I don't know if it will be this year, next year, or even 10 years from now but we will succeed. This came from the same mouth that was promising swift change for the better. That single statement told me all I need to know about this man. His only goal was to get elected and he knew damn well that he would not be able to implement any of the promises he made. The Clinton's tried national healthcare over 10 years ago...how did that go? Pulling out of Iraq completely in 100 days? I just LOL at that. No nuclear and no drilling and we're really going to lower energy costs in the short term?

Going forward I just hope the media attacks and crucifies this man when he makes mistakes and fails to do everything he said he would. They did nothing but praise him during the campaign to ensure he would be elected but they better start delivering the real news once he is in office. And if I ever hear "the failed economic policy of George Bush" as an excuse I'm going to break my TV. Lower taxes and free trade are really a failed economic plan? So obviously the sensible solution is higher taxes and repealing all of our trade agreements! What a genious.

I'm sorry but yes I am extremely pissed off right now and I just hope to God he moves more to the center in office than he was during the campaign. Otherwise, the damage he and a democrat congress can due could put this country back 50 years. But hey, even if they do a terrible job, in 2012 all they have to do is blame it on George Bush right?"

El Padrino said...

cnn was unbearable last night

wolf blitzer's hard on was a mile long after announcing "CNN can now report that BARACK OBAMA will carry FLORIDA"

we need change! said...

stats showed that age was much more of a factor than race too...

oh yeah cnn failed to mention that agism greater > racism in this election.

El Padrino said...

whoever that was freak is a friend of mine

El Padrino said...

amen

we need change! said...

What a genious.

while I loved that post freak (ns), this made me lol.

we need change! said...

wolf blitzer's

he used to upset me, but now I just laugh, made this comment last night, they'd announce a state for Mcclain and not even a half second later Wolf made sure to mention a state Osama won. total hilarity.

we need change! said...

one chick on cnn pointed out how an independent study on all senators showed Osama is the most liberal - and she got kilt for saying it.

El Padrino said...

even fox was unbearable

we need change! said...

His speech last night made me so mad when he basically said I don't know if it will be this year, next year, or even 10 years from now but we will succeed. This came from the same mouth that was promising swift change for the better.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. I was dumbfounded that he didn't at least lay out some of the details of his "plan" for the "people who didn't support him".

Then was equally dumbfounded when cnn was so quick to heap praise on the speech. President Bush gives that speech and he'd be torn to bits.

we need change! said...

Going forward I just hope the media attacks and crucifies this man when he makes mistakes and fails to do everything he said he would.

I'm wondering about this myself, you know the media will be extremely scurred to go to far in criticizing him bc he's black - so Al and Jesse don't raise too much of a ruckus.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"oh yeah cnn failed to mention that agism greater > racism in this election."


As well it should be. Old fucks are given too much leeway.

Oh, you can't walk? Can't see the receipt you need to sign? Sure! Jump in that Buick and drive on home!

El Padrino said...

total attitude change in the country, for whatever reason they feel he can fix things, i just want them to hold him as accountable as they held bush

clinton got head in the white house and was glorified, it such a disgusting piece of hypocrisy

am i too be considered a racist if i talk bad about obama? i hope not, i'm no kanye west but i hope every and anyone can talk out about the dislike for obama the way everyone did for bush

we need change! said...

freak I think I'm going to print off that comment and keep a stack of those with me at all times to hand out to people.

ns

El Padrino said...

"Then was equally dumbfounded when cnn was so quick to heap praise on the speech. President Bush gives that speech and he'd be torn to bits."

bush's 2004 speech was one of the best everrerereaaarrr.

asking whoever voted for kerry to help him, guide him, it's in that article i linked earlier, i know you read it, jus sayin

we need change! said...

am i too be considered a racist if i talk bad about obama? i hope not, i'm no kanye west but i hope every and anyone can talk out about the dislike for obama the way everyone did for bush

I think the first time someone in the media gets harsh with their criticism, Al & Jesse will start with "(reporter's name) is racist!"

ns

we need change! said...

bush's 2004 speech was one of the best everrerereaaarrr.

right I hear you, I meant if Bush gave that same speech today.

El Padrino said...

I think the first time someone in the media gets harsh with their criticism, Al & Jesse will start with "(reporter's name) is racist!"

ns

of course, that's why obama will only be successful if he cuts ties with these type of people, unfortunately his past is checkered with "those type of people"

we need change! said...

I'm sounding harsh but I want Obama to succeed, sincerely ns.

My new tattoo said...

Why is zeke emailing freak?

we need change! said...

of course, that's why obama will only be successful if he cuts ties with these type of people, unfortunately his past is checkered with "those type of people"


shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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VP Al was on Osama's stage last night before the speech.

Al will be the Secretary of Making sure whitey is too scurred to criticize the black man Department

we need change! said...

His speech last night made me so mad when he basically said I don't know if it will be this year, next year, or even 10 years from now but we will succeed. This came from the same mouth that was promising swift change for the better.


the US peoples spoke loudly last night, they lapped up what Osama was selling. How can we not expect and demand instant change?

hope the media and the US peoples get this.

El Padrino said...

"I'm sounding harsh but I want Obama to succeed, sincerely ns."

as do i

My new tattoo said...

"How can we not expect and demand instant change?"

So you're expecting it overnight?

we need change! said...

looks like Franken's race will be a recount, it's within a couple hundo votes.

we need change! said...

So you're expecting it overnight?

well, call me crazy but I'm expecting some sort of change in a year and there damn well better be change 4 years.

him lowering the bar saying there probably won't be change in a year or four is unacceptable.

we need change! said...

So you're expecting it overnight?

so keef you lapped up Osama's milk, you think its ok for your man to just say "yo we might get to changing we might not" - that's ok by you?

if so, wadr, you're a slap fool.

we need change! said...

Osama just had a resounding and decisive win AND his party will have control of bolth* houses of Congress.....

how can you not expect and demand immediate change?

especially from a democrat?

this is mind bottling keef

we need change! said...

keef you're better than this

My new tattoo said...

Of course there's going to be change in the next 4 years. Is everything going to be fixed? Of course not. The reality is that everything he said was to get people to vote for him, and it worked. That's how it is every election. That's why I am disgusted with politics. He'll follow through with some things, and others he won't. And he'll be held accountable just like every other president has been. And GW's approval rating just happened to be so low because so much shit happened under his watch. Not everything was his fault, but he was the face of the country for 8 years, so people are going to blame him because he was in charge. Doesn't mean it's right, that's just how Americans work.
My honest opinion is that you've been so down on Obama since day one that it doesn't matter how much change there will be, it won't be enough.

My new tattoo said...

"keef you're better than this"

You're jumping to conclusions. I didn't say anything that you thought I said.

My new tattoo said...

I don't think any change is going to happen overnight. I never thought that. It's not realistic. But there are millions who ate that shit up because, as it's been said here before, the average American is a retard. But while I don't change expect it overnight, I do expect progress right away.

we need change! said...

My honest opinion is that you've been so down on Obama since day one that it doesn't matter how much change there will be, it won't be enough.

first off I agree with a lot of what you said, re: how politics works.

but.....and we've had this discussion:

he can't get elected solely on one word and not be held to a higher standard.

I will never hear an argument that convinces me otherwise.

My new tattoo said...

Kim K as Wonder Woman

Enjoy, EP.

blue said...

nothing ever changes

i'm going to get my paycheck and i'm going to spend it on my mortgage and other shit i don't need. will i have more of a paycheck or less of one? maybe, is it because of Obamer? probably not.

we need change! said...

and I'm about done with the political talk, I've ran off at the mouth enough about it.

hopefully Osama will fix the Starbury problem first.

we need change! said...

damn I forgot to check those girly links from yesterday.

dagnabit

Dirt Whore said...

"clinton got head in the white house and was glorified, it such a disgusting piece of hypocrisy"

Oh come on EP, you can't tell me there wasn't a definite part of you that admired Clinton for that (or at least would've if he'd had better taste than Monica).

My new tattoo said...

"he can't get elected solely on one word and not be held to a higher standard."

Absolutely. But I think we also have to be realistic about it. He can say change will happen. And most Americans think "Alright, the country will be fixed next week". And then when it's not, people will freak out again because that's what people do. The attitude nowadays is that everything needs to be done now. But realistically it's not possible. If we get to January 1, 2010 and there is no progress made on any front, then I'll be right there with everyone asking why.

My new tattoo said...

"damn I forgot to check those girly links from yesterday."

Suite. Thanks for the reminder

My new tattoo said...

"jessica gomes is hawt"

You ain't neva lied

blue said...

i don't think getting head in the oval office is a bad thing...that's something i'd do if i was president

My new tattoo said...

I can't believe rev doesn't have a 92 scroller about the election on his blog yet

My new tattoo said...

"Hey righties, tell me how my ass tastes."

Nice one, mize

Tyler said...

Bquinn Era starts tomorrow night. My bad.

I am reverse jinxing myself and I'm taking Cleveland, so do yourself a favor and take the Broncos in any pool you have money on.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

""Hey righties, tell me how my ass tastes."

Nice one, mize"


Nice. I was hoping you'd see that.

Tyler said...

That's my lock of the week. Broncos.

Tyler said...

"I can't believe rev doesn't have a 92 scroller about the election on his blog yet"

Rev is sleeping off his food/scotch/cigar coma from last night. He may have flipped a car in celebration all by himself.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. I'm just trowing people under the bus at work today.

Tyler said...

Put the Broncos in Al Gore's lockbox. It's a guaranteed win*.




*results may vary.

we need change! said...

anyone bring up the B Marsh/Joey Porter smack talk?

Tyler said...

Joey Porter has those popcorn muscles.

spaceman spiff said...

"freak must be sick this morning, waking up being an Indiana resident probably never felt worse"

became hilarity after freak and meiz's back and forth

spaceman spiff said...

at least my vote helped defeat the gheys

spaceman spiff said...

i refused to vote for anyone that included their nickname in parentheses on the ballot, and i see a lot of people did the same, only saw 1 person with a nickname not in last place, how the hell can i take a guy seriously when the ballot says 'PHILIP "DOS REYES" SALLAWAY'

spaceman spiff said...

"black people here are acting like they won something, like he's going to give them free stuff or something"

hilarity last night on tv, people were on the floor like they were at a MJ concert back in the day

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"nothing ever changes

i'm going to get my paycheck and i'm going to spend it on my mortgage and other shit i don't need. will i have more of a paycheck or less of one? maybe, is it because of Obamer? probably not."


Blue continues to move up on the Do Not Kill list

El Padrino said...

"hilarity last night on tv, people were on the floor like they were at a MJ concert back in the day"

like one of those fake churches

unreal

El Padrino said...

under over on black people not at work today

120 million

spaceman spiff said...

there is no 'do not kill' list if there is, thats fucking retarded

El Padrino said...

i aint mad at clinton getting head in the white house, i'm mad that he got caught, lied about it then begged for forgiveness from that devil of a wife

El Padrino said...

and if a republican got caught out there like that, immediate impeachment hearings

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"there is no 'do not kill' list if there is, thats fucking retarded"



what are you so irritated about?



::scribbling "spiff" on the Kill list::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"under over on black people not at work today

120 million"



isn't that every day?

s







Hi, NAACP

spaceman spiff said...

"
::scribbling "spiff" on the Kill list::"

did you slap on a ton of lipstick after that and lay back on your couch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"did you slap on a ton of lipstick after that and lay back on your couch"


Crabby pants

JFreak said...

Going to the Suns-Pacers game tonight.

I'm hoping for at least 250 points.

El Padrino said...

a spiff/deke ZE SLAPPER would be suite right about now

lift my spirits

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't help but walk away when bossman is blatantly lying to someone.

blue said...

chauncey billups isn't playing tonight? quit being a pussy chauncey and get to Oakland...

"oh boohoo, the pistons don't want me anymore. I have to move 'home' to Denver"

boo hoo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ze Slapper is dead.

blue said...

the Bmarsh/joey porter smack talk was kinda weak. i expected more..i didn't hear JP talking much last season when they were 1-15

Jugdish said...

ep...I thought you were gonna make sure NY went red for us, what happened?

Jugdish said...

gas down to 1.93 this AM

ns

I am already starting to notice change

s

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"ep...I thought you were gonna make sure NY went red for us, what happened?"


Turns out only 30 some percent was smart enough.

spaceman spiff said...

meiz

imagine steve buscemi + 100 pounds(not even a fat joke, buscemi is a stick)

we need change! said...

gas down to 1.93 this AM

noticed it was 2.69 here yesterday AM, I will check this afternoon.

if it isn't down by a dollar then Osama is a fraud.

Jugdish said...

Not only was gas down this AM, when I rolled up to the station the gas station attendant came out and siphoned some gas out of a Lexus and put it in my truck for free.

Thanks Obama.

blue said...

Tyler,
isn't the title of the song Saved By Zero, or am i missing the hilarity?

blue said...

"Not only was gas down this AM, when I rolled up to the station the gas station attendant came out and siphoned some gas out of a Lexus and put it in my truck for free."

i had the redistrubution of wealth talk with my boss last night. we were laughing that the hot young receptionist was only for redistribution because she was on the "right side" of the redistribution

spaceman spiff said...

missing the hilarity

blue said...

tyler's jokes get ::Blank Stare::

spaceman spiff said...

tyler used to think those were the real words, thats the hilarity

El Padrino said...

"ep...I thought you were gonna make sure NY went red for us, what happened?"

it'll never happen, at lease my county (i think, KINGS) voted red

spaceman spiff said...

my county was red, no surprise

Jugdish said...

Rev's face was red during the Phillies parade

Jugdish said...

potential cabinet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brooklyn was 79-20 for Obama

El Padrino said...

that's a borough, check the counties

we need change! said...

I hope we get some good spoof comedy out of this presidency, like someone doing a "gangsta" style cabinet nominations.

like Flava Flav for Secretary of the Interior or something like that.

so many possibilities

we need change! said...

I wish Chappelle Show was still on, he would do some funny ish with this.

El Padrino said...

russia might be our biggest enemy

El Padrino said...

you know hillary clinton is thinking fuck that could have been ME making history

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

fuck you hillary

we need change! said...

fuck you hillary

amen

El Padrino said...

"Florida and Arizona banned same-sex marriage and Arkansas passed a measure that would stop homosexuals from adopting children, NBC projected."

way to go Florida & Zona!
way to to RAZORBACKS!

we need change! said...

you know there was some dealing going on though to make her go away during the primaries - with her winning almost as many delegates and with MI and FL votes not counting.

Don't count her out yet.

blue said...

mccain choosing a chick as his runningmate to woo hillary voters didn't work out quite as planned

we need change! said...

potential cabinet

I'll be really disappointed if he surrounds himself with Clin-ton lackeys.

ns

that's change?

we need change! said...

mccain choosing a chick as his runningmate to woo hillary voters didn't work out quite as planned

it might have helped if the chick he chose wasn't a raving lunatic/retard.

El Padrino said...

lesson here is dont go to Iran to preach pro-womens rights, damn i hope she ends up ok

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"that's a borough, check the counties"


Counties in NYC aren't listed on cnn, just the 5 boroughs

El Padrino said...

"Don't count her out yet."

think she'll hold a cabinet spot?

so far clinton lackey's are jockeying for position zeke

change
my
ass

we need change! said...

change
my
ass

i2i brother, look up 4 comments

we need change! said...

Counties in NYC aren't listed on cnn, just the 5 boroughs

who did Shao Lin vote for?

My new tattoo said...

On this day in 1927...

Walter Hagen won the PGA Championship 1 up over Joe Turnesa at the Cedar Crest Country Club in Dallas, Texas. The triumph was Hagen's fourth PGA Championship in a row.

TP was his caddie

we need change! said...

spiffg:

The late Sean Taylor will take his place among Washington Redskins greats when he is inducted into the franchise's Ring of Fame in a ceremony prior to the team's contest against the New York Giants on Nov. 30, 2008 at 1 p.m. It will be the first game following the anniversary of Taylor 's tragic death at the age of 24, which occurred on Nov. 27 of last year in Miami .


RIP #21

it still hurts

we need change! said...

think she'll hold a cabinet spot?


I don't think she'll hold a cabinet spot but I can see her running things in the Senate.

My new tattoo said...

"and if a republican got caught out there like that, immediate impeachment hearings"


Woe is EP

My new tattoo said...

"did you slap on a ton of lipstick after that and lay back on your couch"


Hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Counties in NYC aren't listed on cnn, just the 5 boroughs"

i'm pullin your leg, kings county is Brooklyn and there is nothing red about it

My new tattoo said...

"Florida and Arizona banned same-sex marriage and Arkansas passed a measure that would stop homosexuals from adopting children, NBC projected."



Go us

spaceman spiff said...

"Arkansas passed a measure that would stop homosexuals from adopting children, NBC projected.""

whoa thats big, that wouldnt get any run anywhere but the souf.

spaceman spiff said...

that chick that went to iran is a fucking idiot

My new tattoo said...

They all are

tem said...

"did you slap on a ton of lipstick after that and lay back on your couch"

for the record i got this reference.

spaceman spiff said...

"whoa thats big, that wouldnt get any run anywhere but the souf."

although, if it was ever put on the ballot people would vote on it fa sho, people hate gheys no matter how tolerant they are of them, they will vote no because votes are kept secret. still be hard to get that on the ballot without major outrage out here

My new tattoo said...

"for the record i got this reference."

Wow

El Padrino said...

yea she is
unfortunately natural selection has her dying for being so stupid

My new tattoo said...

I'm impressed

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