Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Post 650 - Wow

Well we here at LOV are up to 650 posts. Probably 100 fantastic posts, 150 shitty posts and 400 good posts. I'm not sure if 650 is a milestone that should be celebrated, but it is something, and something is better than nothing. Unless of course that something sucks so bad that you'd rather have nothing. But I digress, let's talk about things that are on Tem's mind. And by talk about I mean I am going to type it out and you are going to skim over it or just outright skip it and then read the movie review. I know how you all are. I'm on to you.

Hoffman to the Mess soon, write it down. In pencil though because I might, just might be wrong. It has happened before. Just ask anyone that knows me.

College Basketball started. Duke crushed some tiny ass school that nobody had ever heard of until yesterday. Does anyone know if there are any good games this weekend? I doubt it, but maybe. Sometimes those early season tournaments have great games. Of course I don't know when these early season tournaments are this year. I could look it up, but I won't.

OK that's all the sports talk I have in me today, let's talk about random stuff.

TV Show Idea: Before I write this part out, mark my words someone is going to steal this idea, it will happen. I think when that happens I'll get all uppity and ask them to pay off my student loans, I'd call that a fair trade. Anyway, on to the TV show idea. The show centers around 1 character at 3 points in his life. Part of the time he'll be like 17 or something, part of the time he will be in his mid 20s and part of the time he will be in his 40s. It'll be like 3 shows in one. If you want to make it a sitcom think That 70s Show plus Friends plus Frasier. If you want to make it a drama think Dawson's Creek plus Ed plus West Wing. Obviously Tem does not watch many dramas I don't have a good drama comparison for you. (Tem watched Ed though, great show, a comedy drama, but a drama nonetheless) Anyway, I'm pretty sure the show will fail because people will get confused about the whole "same dude/chick at 3 points in his/her life" but this show would be better than half of the crap they are pushing. And as far as I know it is an original idea. So hopefully some Hollywood type person reads this and sells my idea and then pays off my student loans, or gives me lots of money or something. The more likely outcome is that one someone tells me that this concept has been done and failed.

Computer Nerd product: OK here is a computer nerd product. Something should do a line of flash drives that doubles as jewelry. Like have a cross necklace that has a flash drive in it. Or a bracelet or something with one it it. I see all the computer dorks carrying around flash drives and then forgetting them places. If they were wearing their flash drive they wouldn't forget it. Also I hear people say "damn if only I had a flash drive on me" well if they were wearing their Jesus on a Cross/Flash Drive necklace they'd have one. (So this already exists. Then change my idea to a hat that doubles as an umbrella....what? already exists too?? Fuck it.)

Time for a Movie Review:

Four Christmases


Holy Moly is this movie a Debbie Downer of Christmas movies. This is perhaps the saddest movie of all time. It centers around this little kid who has terminal cancer. He finds out on Christmas Eve that he has 3 years to live. So basically the kid has 4 Christmases left in his life. I told you it was a Debbie Downer of a movie.

So the first Christmas is all about being sad that the kid is gonna die and pretty much totally sucks. The mom and dad have to break the news to all the rest of the family, who take it really hard and the kid basically doesn't care because he doesn't understand.

By the second Christmas the kid is pretty much getting it and he is sad as hell. The family does their best to help him through it, but really what can you do?

The third Christmas is where the kid has his moment of realization that he only has a year or so left and he better make the most of it so he does all the stuff he always wanted to do...which for a 10 year old mostly revolves around video games and cartoons.

Around the time of the fourth Christmas the kid is basically on his death bed and might not even make it to Christmas. Everyone is sad, but the kid has accepted his fate, tells everyone not to worry and that he is going to go hang out with Jesus at Jesus' birthday party in Heaven. The little kid dies at 12:01 on Christmas day and everyone is sad.

0 out of 5 helmet stickers. Saddest movie ever. No hilarity ensued and no hell broke lose. Nobody can watch this movie and not cry.

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Jugdish said...

Computer Nerd product:


They have something like that. My old boss had a watch that doubled as a memory stick. He is a nerd.

tem said...

see i am always too late with my ideas.

Beth said...

Yeah, I know they have necklaces and even cuff links that have flash drives in them too. Sorry tem.

Jugdish said...

So Duke opened against a local church? Impressive!

Beth said...

Necklace flash drive.

And another one.

tem said...

well why don't the nerds here have them?

tem said...

stupid ohio nerds.

Beth said...

Now don't go ragging on Duke there Jug, or you might get on Steve's nevers.

(For anyone who doesn't get that, you need to read yesterday's LOVad.)

Jugdish said...

I saw some of that.

We need to take some of our HDH and give it to those less fortunate HDH people...like Steve.

tem said...

Jug, wft? did you break the Mars thing?

El Padrino said...

Also I hear people say "damn if only I had a flash drive on me"

never heard anyone say this

Beth said...

While doing a quick search for flash drives, I found one perfect for EP.

tem said...

"never heard anyone say this"

your office must not be right next to the conference room where the computer dorks are constantly saying that.

blue said...

i can't believe that Tem gave a movie with Reese Witherspoon in it, 0 helmet stickers

Jugdish said...

I forgot to charge the batteries.

El Padrino said...

az aint all that

blue said...

i thought tem ♥ed reese

El Padrino said...

cool beth

Beth said...

"i thought tem ♥ed reese"

Beth certainly does.

blue said...

i wish i was a veteran and didn't have to work today...unless i was one of those wounded veterans with the purple heart license plates and drive really slow, then i wouldn't want to be a veteran

tem said...

tem does ♥ Reese.

but the ♥ only goes so far.

damn sad movie.

blue said...

the ♥ wants what the ♥ wants

i guess if elisabeth shue was in the movie it would have gotten 4 helmet stickers no matter how sad

blue said...

what if I told you that mort is reporting that reese gets nekkid in this movie

El Padrino said...

all kinds of HDH outfits here with dress down

tem said...

no, if it were her and not reese it still would have been 0 helmet stickers.

tem said...

if both were in it i would have given it 2 helmet stickers.

if reese got nekkid it would have been 5 helmet stickers.

if elisabeth got nekkid it would have been 4 helmet stickers.

tem said...

"what if I told you that mort is reporting that reese gets nekkid in this movie"

then i would know that she does not get nekkid.

blue said...

"if reese got nekkid it would have been 5 helmet stickers."

supposedly it's a gametime decision

tem said...

mort lies.

blue said...

EP better prey* that the mets don't sign hoffman, he lost his mojo 2 years ago

El Padrino said...

i dont want hoffman, i hope your wrong

i lived through the John Franco era after John, bless his little heart, lost his mojo and it was painful and sad

El Padrino said...

merits don't close games
95mph fastballs and wiked sliders do

tem said...

"i hope your wrong"

i could be, but they need a closer and he is a closer with a big name.

if they miss out on Daisy Fuentes they will try for the Hoffster.

El Padrino said...

i hear huston street, which i can stomach

there are only 4 or 5 elite closers the rest are shit in my opinion

El Padrino said...

i'd love putz

blue said...

maybe they can get peavy too

blue said...

"i hear huston street, which i can stomach"

supposedly he's part of the holliday deal

blue said...

doesn't mean the rockies won't turn around and trade him to somebody though

El Padrino said...

fuck, there goes that

tem said...

mort said he is part of the holliday deal.

blue said...

fuck the holliday deal, i hope it falls apart

blue said...

first iverson, then holliday...what's next the broncos gonna trade away cutler and marshall?

tem said...

mort says cutler isn't going anywhere.

blue said...

whew, i was worried

tem said...

ATL might be my suicide pick this week.

blue said...

"ATL might be my suicide pick this week."

that would be smrt. mike turner should run for at least 200 yards

tem said...

i'm getting thin on teams to take.

i might have taken atl already.

tem said...

NE NYG BUF JAC CAR NO TB NYJ PHI AZ


nope, still good.

tem said...

ATL is going to be a popular pick for everyone else.

nobody has taken them yet.

El Padrino said...

is this a cash pool tem?

El Padrino said...

i dont know who to pick, i think i used ATL already, gotta check

El Padrino said...

may have to go Miami

blue said...

how about SD this weekend?

blue said...

oh wait (esss)

Beth said...

I think Miami will be the popular pick this week, but I'm thinking about taking NO myself.

blue said...

i'm glad i lost out in the first week so i don't have to worry about suicide picks

El Padrino said...

great call to run it twice from the one yard line with no timeouts

great call



FUCKING MORONS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People are not going to be happy when they hit the transaction limit in my $$fnba league.

Beth said...

Whitlock going after Weis, again.

My new tattoo said...

You'll be happy

Beth said...

"People are not going to be happy when they hit the transaction limit in my $$fnba league."

If enough people bitch loudly enough, won't they just raise the limit? (I'm assuming the head guy can do that.)

My new tattoo said...

mize is the head guy

tem said...

"is this a cash pool tem?"

yes.

98 entries total, 13 left.

tem said...

If enough people bitch loudly enough, won't they just raise the limit? "

i'd bitch hardcore about changing the rules of a $$$ league after the season started.

My new tattoo said...

"az aint all that"

I'm not a Cards fan, but what makes you say that?

El Padrino said...

"I'm not a Cards fan, but what makes you say that?"

bad play call away from losing to the niners on national TV

El Padrino said...

i was nervous about AZ, possibly being a frisky team in the playoffs

now, not so much

blue said...

because they aren't all that

Working towards 3-9 said...

Mike Singletary is a lunatic.

I don't care if Fox gives us San Fran games anymore, Mike is worth it.

and if we don't get the San Fran game, give me an iso-cam on Mike during the game and do a p-i-p with the game you're showing. please.

Working towards 3-9 said...

the Cardinals are who we thought they were.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You'll be happy"

Yep.


"mize is the head guy"

Nope.


"i'd bitch hardcore about changing the rules of a $$$ league after the season started."

Yep.

My new tattoo said...

"bad play call away from losing to the niners on national TV"

Giants had to beat Cincy in OT at home a few weeks ago, right?

Working towards 3-9 said...

Mike went full frontal in front of his team post-game yesterday right?

he's another bad loss away from having relations with a goat to get the message to his team.

My new tattoo said...

He's probably about 2-3 weeks away from losing everyone on that team. Pros don't go for that shit.

El Padrino said...

"Giants had to beat Cincy in OT at home a few weeks ago, right?"

then beat pittsburgh on the road then demolished cowboys, then beat philly alot worse then the score indicated

your legless in this arguement

Working towards 3-9 said...

the Cards are decent enough, not dominant but good enough that they could get on a roll and make some noise in the playoffs.

their "old Cardinals" tendencies are still popping up though.

ie: last night and the Jets game

Working towards 3-9 said...

noone thought the G-Men would run the table at the end of last season either though.

Working towards 3-9 said...

the Cards are one Kurt Warner jacked up hit from losing the rest of their games.

Working towards 3-9 said...

seriously Kurt, we get it, Jeebus is the reason you won and the reason you play the game, enough already. praise allah.

My new tattoo said...

"then beat pittsburgh on the road then demolished cowboys, then beat philly alot worse then the score indicated

your legless in this arguement"


Ah, so you already know what AZ is going to do after this game. You must have bought mize's time masheen.

El Padrino said...

"the Cards are one Kurt Warner jacked up hit from losing the rest of their games."

true words right here

My new tattoo said...

"seriously Kurt, we get it, Jeebus is the reason you won and the reason you play the game, enough already. praise allah."

I was sitting in bed watching that garbage. After his third jesus reference fmk looked at me and said "can you turn the channel"

El Padrino said...

"Ah, so you already know what AZ is going to do after this game. You must have bought mize's time masheen."

for the hype, az shoulda smashed them, that's my point

i tuned in to see if they were for real because I know talent and i know they can score a bunch i wanted to see them play a complete game and i was a bit nervous because like zeke said they can, can make some noise but now i think a little less of them

that's all

tem said...

""Giants had to beat Cincy in OT at home a few weeks ago, right?"

then beat pittsburgh on the road then demolished cowboys, then beat philly alot worse then the score indicated"


so you are comparing 1 AZ game to 4 Giants games??

i just want to be sure here....

My new tattoo said...

fair enough. Like I said, I'm not a fan at all, but I think they could do some damage in the postseason because they have some playmakers

tem said...

"for the hype, az shoulda smashed them, that's my point
"

for the hype the gints should have smashed the bungles.

My new tattoo said...

"i just want to be sure here...."

Padrinoan Logic

My new tattoo said...

Having two ints called back because of being offsides is kind of funny.

Working towards 3-9 said...

don't....don't....don't believe the hype....heeehahahahah

thanks Flav (and Chuck D)

Jugdish said...

I hate when people ask me questions and then interrupt me when I'm trying to answer.

blue said...

i'm not sure there are any other teams in the NFC better than the cardinals

blue said...

and i know talent

Jugdish said...

I'M IN INDIA!!! --------------->

My new tattoo said...

Pitcher Greg Smith, who was 7-16 with a 4.16 ERA last season for the A's, is one of the players in the deal, a source confirmed to Crasnick.



Lock it up. Your 2009 World Champion Colorado Rockies

My new tattoo said...

No way Oakland re-signs Holliday after next season, right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I hate when people ask me questions and then interrupt me when I'm trying to answer."


YES! That is the fucking worst.

blue said...

supposedly the rockies offered holliday 18M/year for 4 years. He wants more years.

He won't stay in Oakland unless they open up the bank, but he wants to play someplace where the team will be competitive. That's not Oakland, they've dumped all their "good" players the last few years.

my guess is that Billy Beane thinks he can flip Holliday at the trade deadline in July and get more for him than what he's giving up.

tem said...

HUNGRY

My new tattoo said...

The sheriff of Los Angeles County plans to prohibit his off-duty deputies from carrying their guns while drinking because several have been accused in recent years of firing weapons while intoxicated.


LA sheriff is smrt

My new tattoo said...

Seattle-based Starbucks said profit in the quarter fell 97 percent to $5.4 million from $158.5 million


wow

Jugdish said...

people are getting more sleep

spaceman spiff said...

"steve if you're wearing ear muffs right now and looking for a baseball type: "777""

still laughing, the mental picture of this keeps on giving

blue said...

"Seattle-based Starbucks said profit in the quarter fell 97 percent to $5.4 million from $158.5 million"


accounting profit

Starbucks reported net income of
$5.4 million, which included $105.1 million of restructuring charges and other
transformation strategy costs.

My new tattoo said...

Yeah I don't know all that

blue said...

my point is that the media takes these numbers and glamorizes them.

if you read their quarterly report most of the expense was due to closing the 600 stores and when you take that out they had a profit of 71M, which is still a 55% drop.

But 55% doesn't make as good of a headline as 97%

Jugdish said...

Mort reported a wall at about 11:51 AM EST

Working towards 3-9 said...

steve was in top form last night spiffg.

My new tattoo said...

"my point is that the media takes these numbers and glamorizes them."


Media gets on my nevers

El Padrino said...

i did my job i'd do it again

JFreak said...

10 PM History channel, Wednesday.

Lock it up.

El Padrino said...

whatta got freak

El Padrino said...

seeing the inside of palin's house made me horny

i envisioned bangin her ass in over the kitchen counter

El Padrino said...

"2K Sports Classic: Michigan Tech @ Michigan (ESPNU, 7pm)- Jim Barbar, Jay Williams"

wait, which Jay Williams?

JFreak said...

UFO Hunters.

One of the hosts is certifiable.

El Padrino said...

no such thing as ufo's silly

JFreak said...

The crazy host is name Bill. During lunch on the first day, one of the producers asked Bill if he thought I was a "hybrid." I put on my best "wuht?" face and Bill said no. I learned a few days later what this term meant when Bill called one of the self-proclaimed abductees a hybrid. A hybrid is a person who's parent was abducted during conception and became a half-alien, half-human "hybrid." And Bill was convinced he was in possession of the ability to sense whether a person was hybrid or not.

And he blinks a lot.

JFreak said...

"no such thing as ufo's silly"

try telling that to these people.

spaceman spiff said...

"i did my job i'd do it again"

youre under arrest you son of a bitch

El Padrino said...

oh the show you worked on

El Padrino said...

that's right spiff

El Padrino said...

Santiago was a sub-standard marine

El Padrino said...

what an ass that disney chick has spiff

i've been staring at it for awhile now

yum-o

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what an ass that disney chick has spiff

i've been staring at it for awhile now"


Hell yes. And a tattoo right on that rump. Love it.

Working towards 3-9 said...

I'd like to give a biggups to all service men and women out there.

and all women who have serviced them (Beff)

spaceman spiff said...

yea, if she marries into the kardashian family i wonder how she'll feel having the #2 ranked booty in the family

tem said...

i need to remember to look at some of these daytime links we post.

tem said...

will smith's kid is the next karate kid?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yea, if she marries into the kardashian family i wonder how she'll feel having the #2 ranked booty in the family"

I like that ass more than Kim's. There's a reason she doesn't show it off like that.

El Padrino said...

word zeke

::salute::

i said thanks to the machine gun wielding soilders on the way to work this morning, down by ground zero, they seemed to appreciate it

spaceman spiff said...

"will smith's kid is the next karate kid?"

that 'news' is old, like a year or so

El Padrino said...

"ea, if she marries into the kardashian family i wonder how she'll feel having the #2 ranked booty in the family"


he should lock that up now, she's young, he can get 15 years out of that apple bottom

spaceman spiff said...

"I like that ass more than Kim's. There's a reason she doesn't show it off like that."

have you seen the sex tape, kimk's ass is awesome

blue said...

but then she gets pissed on

spaceman spiff said...

ok

blue said...

you know reggie's asked for that..


"c'mon you let rayj do that"

My new tattoo said...

"whatta got freak"

EP is awesome

ns

My new tattoo said...

"i need to remember to look at some of these daytime links we post."

Word. I totally forgot about the one from yesterday

My new tattoo said...

On this day in 1944...

Doc Blanchard and Glenn Davis led the U.S. Military Academy football team to a 59-0 whitewash over Notre Dame. The loss was the worst in Fighting Irish history.

tem said...

The loss was the worst in Fighting Irish history so far.

Working towards 3-9 said...

I must have missed that part of the tape, did she get pissed on, on the face?

tem said...

USC might beat them worse than that.

tem said...

much like many other movies tem has never seen the kim k sex tape.

El Padrino said...

urine is sterile

My new tattoo said...

As long as USC beats ND, I win that half of the bet with freak

My new tattoo said...

big wall

El Padrino said...

sometimes i hate chinese food

tem said...

urine is sterile?

what?

My new tattoo said...

Shut your mouth

My new tattoo said...

Shut your mouth was for the chinese food comment

El Padrino said...

DEPENDS ON THE PLACE

blue said...

if being pissed on "shut your mouth" is good advise as well

Working towards 3-9 said...

did kim k get pissed on on the face and/or in the mouth?

please advice

blue said...

they cut the golden shower out of the tape because she didn't want that released.


or so sources have confirmed

My new tattoo said...

I hope it was mort who confirmed those sources

blue said...

it was not mort...spiffg knows

El Padrino said...

yeah i dont recall a golden shower and was unaware one existed until now

blue said...

if the insider says it, it must be true

El Padrino said...

this only raises kim k's stock in my opinion

El Padrino said...

"and the video ends with Kim peeing on Ray’s face!"

she pees on him blue

My new tattoo said...

I refuse to believe it

My new tattoo said...

I just got back-2-back conflicting edits

My new tattoo said...

TMGST

spaceman spiff said...

yea it was edited out

El Padrino said...

i need some twizzlers or something

My new tattoo said...

Get some red vines

My new tattoo said...

Red vines are much better > Twizzlers

El Padrino said...

red vines

::blank stare::

blue said...

"she pees on him blue"


hmmmm, that's not how i understood it...interesting new twist

blue said...

red vines are twizzlers without the twist

blue said...

and not quite as plasticky tasting

El Padrino said...

zeke you see the full 09 class coming to ann arbor next year?

My new tattoo said...

I can't eat black licorice, though. I'd rather eat my foot.

tem said...

licorice racist

My new tattoo said...

It has a horrible taste

My new tattoo said...

TWSS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate black licorice, yet love me some Jager.

El Padrino said...

yeah i dont like obama licorice either

My new tattoo said...

half and half?

Working towards 3-9 said...

Obama licorice = hilarity

blue said...

injun licorice is the better

tem said...

i hate all licorice

blue said...

does tem like jager?

blue said...

maybe jager and redbull

My new tattoo said...

I don't like jager but I ♥ jager/red bull

blue said...

Lincecum NL cy young

blue said...

broncos brought back Tatum Bell...better not pick the falcons in the suicide pool now (s)

tem said...

"does tem like jager?"

no, it tastes like licorice.

tem said...

i don't want to pick the falcons because everyone else still alive is going to as well, but i think i might have to.

spaceman spiff said...

"red vines

::blank stare::"

stop it

spaceman spiff said...

lincecum deserves it, carried my team

My new tattoo said...

Take San Fran

Steve said...

Calm Down, Rednecks

Everything is going to be ok.

Working towards 3-9 said...

zeke you see the full 09 class coming to ann arbor next year?

yeah I've been trying to keep up, a pretty solid class so far.

they had a stud DE from Detroit decommit but word has it that he's going to re-up.

they still have about 8 ships to hand out.

My new tattoo said...

Today must be a *walliday

spaceman spiff said...

"Calm Down, Rednecks

Everything is going to be ok."

let them stimulate the economy

El Padrino said...

"red vines

::blank stare::"

stop it"

for real
i'll seek a pack out

New York locations.

Red Vines® products are available at these retailers*
Costco, CVS, Shoprite, Target, Walgreens, and Walmart

spaceman spiff said...

wingstop 4 workdays in a row, i say, i say, yes

My new tattoo said...

I need to check out this Wingstop place

My new tattoo said...

I saw one of their commercials for the firt time this weekend

My new tattoo said...

bolder

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