Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Originator

You've seen imitators, you've seen duplicators, now you can see the originator.

Suns and Rockets got into a fight. Nope, Ron Artest wasn't involved. Shaq, Barnes, Alston, McGrady and maybe Nash will probably recieve suspensions. McGrady set a pick on Nash and Nash started rubbing his shoulder and being canadian, so on the next Rockets possession when Alston tried to screen Barnes, Barnes gave Alston a forearm to the chest to move him out of the way. Alston was not appreciative, and shoved Barnes back. Nash ran out to confrot Alston and for his troubles was pushed down by McGrady. At this point, everyone's standing in a clump and Shaq runs up and proceeds to push McGrady and Yao over and then shoved Alston 8 feet across the floor. Fun. I'm thinking like 3 games a piece.

Dwight Howard had a triple-double. With blocks.

I know most of you aren't NASCAR fans, but for those that are I thought this was a great piece on how to improve things.

If you are bored today, send an e-mail to info@motionpictureprod.com and tell them they are all a bunch of douchebags.

This ESPN streak thing is difficult. I can't even get past 4 correct picks in a row. And I'm below .500, 39-41 to be exact. I'm beginning to think I'm unlikely to win the top prize.

Puns are bad in commercials. "Say yellow to the future." Really yellowbook, that's the best you could come up with? Bad pun = bad product.

Fun browser game where you are a college basketball coach trying to improve your progam. Not the most interactive, but an interesting sim nonetheless.

Some crazy ho tried to give me an 80 cent refund on shipping for an ebay item. When she did that, paypal withheld the rest of her money. So she refunded the rest of it to me. Now instead of playing a nice, new xbox game, I get to sit here confused. Why would you refund 80 cents? This goes hand in hand with some amazon seller that sent me a check for 2.60$ for a shipping refund. Strange people.

this is a heck of a punt return:


one of the greatest cinematic chase sequences

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El Padrino said...

zeke i'm thouroughly enjoying the D'Antoni faces during every knick game

i especially like the "that aint a foul face"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"see keyword, "were""


So are they all nasty like that now? I thought I was just being unlucky.

My new tattoo said...

conflicting edits

Working towards 3-9 said...

there needs to be a website devoted to pics of d'antoni during the game.

his body language, faces and stomping around are awesomeness.

post game pc's are great too, that wava voice can be hilarity.

Working towards 3-9 said...

"I was wondering how long it would take you to make a gay/zima joke with that one."

was this a WA or NA comment?

Jugdish said...

good nooze for mize and deluxe

El Padrino said...

s.moss always kills dallas

this is true or am i mis-remembering?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"was this a WA or NA comment?"


I don't get it

Working towards 3-9 said...

What can brown do for queers? Atlanta’s own UPS announced today that it has added lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT)-owned businesses to its supplier diversity process.

MPS will NOT be doing this.

Working towards 3-9 said...

this is true or am i mis-remembering?

he did until last game, they were throwing doubles at him all game, ARE and Thrash had good games instead.

Working towards 3-9 said...

S Moss has a hammy btw.

tem said...

"tropical and baja california starbust. "

why do they fuck with good things?

same with skittles.

Working towards 3-9 said...

WA = with anger
NA = no anger

Jugdish said...

That first sentence was hilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

NA = no anger

El Padrino said...

"S Moss has a hammy btw."

i know but practiced today
i got a flex spot decision to make

him or ricky will vs oakland

My new tattoo said...

"why do they fuck with good things?"

And why do I buy them

blue said...

why does reese's have 32 different types of candy bars now...how many ways can you make chocolate and peanutbutter.

El Padrino said...

T, your boy is a CY Young winner

Jugdish said...

LDT vs pittsburgh

or

Stewart vs Detroit

?

JFreak said...

"S Moss has a hammy btw."

don't most people have a hammy?

El Padrino said...

LDT, palomalu commercial

JFreak said...

LDT, 'cause stewart is the clear backup now and is nicked up.

El Padrino said...

"S Moss has a hammy btw."

don't most people have a hammy?"

forgot your S freak
this is a rip on al michaels

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP will have a Shit Fit

Working towards 3-9 said...

Stewart vs Detroit

is stewart playing or is he still hurt with a heel?

I'd say LDT until that quessstion is answered.

Jugdish said...

Tonight I am going here where I can buy a tall boy, keep the glass and have it refilled for $2 each time.

good time!

My new tattoo said...

"Tonight I am going here where I can buy a tall boy"


jugpriest?

Working towards 3-9 said...

labtec»

I'm a fan of frozen pizza. I enjoy Orv's or deerfield farms.


nice comment deke

for frozen pizza's I prefer Digiorno's (sp) ultimate 4 cheese or totino's (sp) sausage/pepperoni combo

Jugdish said...

you know what I'm talking about.

El Padrino said...

"I'm a fan of frozen pizza. I enjoy Orv's or deerfield farms."

just plain dumb

El Padrino said...

fake pizza i 2 1

My new tattoo said...

"just plain dumb"

Shocking

El Padrino said...

freak gregg traded to cubs (marlins closer)

Jugdish said...

I don't think anyone would rather have frozen over takeout...but it gets the job done when you need a quick meal.

My new tattoo said...

Are Cubs going to turn around and trade him for Peavy?

El Padrino said...

"Shocking"

point being "big fan" really?
your a big fan of frozen pizza
i actually lived on frozen pizza's back in the day but i would never call myself a big fan, that's the dumb part

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm a fan of frozen pizza. I enjoy Orv's or deerfield farms."

I missed this comment. Awesome. Orv's is the absolute worst.

El Padrino said...

"and outfielder Josh Willingham and starting pitcher Scott Olsen, who were traded to Washington."

no idea this happened

Working towards 3-9 said...

Mama Celeste, a true I-talian hero (currenlty #7 on EP's top 10) makes a good frozen pie.

JFreak said...

Gregg got saves but his peripherals are terrible

Not sure why they traded for him.

He'll either be flipped somewhere else or will be buried in the back end of the bullpen.

Jugdish said...

Mama Celeste

those were pretty good. Don't have them around here.

El Padrino said...

Ray Lewis said he also counseled Ocho Cinco spiritually.

"What I told him is just whatever you have going on, think of God," Lewis told reporters at the time. "Let God deal with that.


i wish god could deal with my credit card bills

My new tattoo said...

"but it gets the job done when you need a quick meal."


TWSS

El Padrino said...

bagel bites

dont even trip son

Working towards 3-9 said...

He'll either be flipped somewhere else or will be buried in the back end of the bullpen.

I'm sure he'll pitch some mop-up innings when the Cub's get swept in their next post season series.

Working towards 3-9 said...

dont even trip son

yessir!

don't forget totino's pizza rolls, even better

My new tattoo said...

"your a big fan of frozen pizza
i actually lived on frozen pizza's back in the day but i would never call myself a big fan, that's the dumb part"

Calm down, chief. I was playing off of your food snob reputation

My new tattoo said...

"don't forget totino's pizza rolls, even better"

Those are the better

Working towards 3-9 said...

'ason Kidd has the 3rd most triple doubles in NBA history.


FACT.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm sure he'll pitch some mop-up innings when the Cub's get swept in their next post season series."



Hey-oooo

JFreak said...

I just confirmed a gig for a show about the RCA Dome implosion.

suite.

El Padrino said...

"Calm down, chief. I was playing off of your food snob reputation"


irregularities

My new tattoo said...

"irregularities"

Rome

JFreak said...

flash version of mirror's edge

blue said...

irregardless

Working towards 3-9 said...

I just confirmed a gig for a show about the RCA Dome implosion.

don't get the boom mic too close to the splosion, it'll hurt your ears.

blue said...

who is number 2 on the titans?

My new tattoo said...

Longhorn Steakhouse here has some new white cheddar & bacon stuffed filet now. I might have to go try that this weekend.

JFreak said...

"who is number 2 on the titans?"

bironas, i think.

El Padrino said...

"Champion Valuev to take on Holyfield"

wow evander must be real broke

El Padrino said...

stop hiring lazy sacks of shit then

My new tattoo said...

"Champion Valuev to take on Holyfield"

Is that the 7-footer?

spaceman spiff said...

"s.moss always kills dallas

this is true or am i mis-remembering?

he did until last game, they were throwing doubles at him all game, ARE and Thrash had good games instead."

NEGATIVE, zeke youre better than this. moss killed them as usual last game

moss - 8 for 145
are - 4 for 36, 1 TD
thrash - 2 for 8, 1 TD
and the only reason moss didnt get a td was because campbell underthrew him on the 50 yard pass play. i think campbell even said he was disappointed in himself on that one because that td would have kept moss' td streak alive. wasnt campbells fault though, he was pressured and threw on the run, still a big play

Working towards 3-9 said...

Is that the 7-footer?

yep

El Padrino said...

i mean, i cant, i cant, i cant even speak right now

My new tattoo said...

IN YOU FACE ZEKE

Working towards 3-9 said...

fuck you're right spiffg I must have been thinking about the games after that one where he either went catchless or had like 1 catch.

that was shamfordian of me.....awful.

spaceman spiff said...

in college, i ate red baron a lot for frozen pizza, liked the pool of oil in each pepperoni

JFreak said...

Didn't we go over this, you're not a man if you have a vagina.

Stupid story.

Working towards 3-9 said...

IN YOU FACE ZEKE

*hanging head in shame

My new tattoo said...

"i mean, i cant, i cant, i cant even speak right now"

WFT is wrong with people

spaceman spiff said...

yea he went catchless against the eagles, they were determined to take him out of the game and zorn said fuck it, go ahead and used it against them

spaceman spiff said...

"i mean, i cant, i cant, i cant even speak right now"

there should have been a prop on the ballot on that bitch alone

prop x - should this bitch live?

yes - 1%
no - 99%

99% of precints reporting

El Padrino said...

this is why i dont want gays to marry, ultimetely leads to shit like this

Working towards 3-9 said...

i mean, i cant, i cant, i cant even speak right now


this goes back to that one discussion we had

no way these kids are raised properly and come out ok as adults.

none.

El Padrino said...

agreed

Beth said...

"wow evander must be real broke"

I read about this in the local paper a few days ago. If I remember right, Evander is "only" getting like 600k for the fight too. It's actually kinda sad, but when you have like 11 kids from at least 5 or 6 different women (ns) you do what you have to do I guess.

Working towards 3-9 said...

Real Deal also was in court recently renegotiating child support, he was up on dead beat dad charges.

ns

El Padrino said...

"Real Deal also was in court recently renegotiating child support, he was up on dead beat dad charges.

ns"

obama will help him if all else fails

Jugdish said...

"i mean, i cant, i cant, i cant even speak right now"


If it was born a girl...then it is a freaking girl. I hate when they mix up the he and the she shit.

blue said...

""who is number 2 on the titans?"

bironas, i think."

kid rock was wearing his jersey last night at the CMAs...I thought it was bironas as well...hilarity that somebody would rock the kicker's jersey

My new tattoo said...

"CMAs"

::blank stare::

blue said...

cuntry music...it was on TV last night as i was flipping channels. i didn't know kid rock was cuntry

My new tattoo said...

He's whiskey tango, so I guess it fits

Working towards 3-9 said...

Of course, you live in Atlanta, so apparently any female fits that category. I think Atlanta is the new San Francisco -- just horny, successful, fun-loving women looking for love and questioning their self-esteem on a daily basis. I feel totally comfortable making that generalization after two e-mails.


spiffg ♥'s Beff

Working towards 3-9 said...

If you came up with some sort of formula to determine the worst four-sport city in America that included things like "sweeping lack of success," "general apathy," "ability of opposing fans to overwhelm your home crowd," "lack of tradition," "most transplants living in the city and rooting for other teams" and everything else, wouldn't Washington and Atlanta end up battling it out for the title

hey spiffg, GFY

Jugdish said...

cuntry music...it was on TV last night as i was flipping channels. i didn't know kid rock was cuntry



I watched some of it...I'm not ashamed.

My new tattoo said...

Isiah Thomas will replace Donna Orender as the commissioner of the WNBA, effective immediately.


Funny

El Padrino said...

i know this makes no sense but i would not be shocked if SD beats Pitt sunday

Working towards 3-9 said...

Michael Lewis on wall street

only a few paragraphs in, seems good. this is the guy who wrote Moneyball (and Liar's Poker)

condolences if already linked.

Working towards 3-9 said...

i know this makes no sense but i would not be shocked if SD beats Pitt sunday

I hear you, I think Pitt is pretty banged up, but that Def is still rock solid and SD is still getting too much credit for being an average team.

My new tattoo said...

As it gets colder though, and as they keep banging out wins, I could see that climbing to six points for two reasons: because people still don't trust Kerry Collins, and because of all the New York money.


Or maybe all the New York credit cards, huh EP?

Working towards 3-9 said...

I thought spiffg's work was pretty solid today.

ns

El Padrino said...

"Or maybe all the New York credit cards, huh EP?"

i get your joke but you know he means that people would put money on the jints heavey right?

El Padrino said...

"I thought spiffg's work was pretty solid today."

i think i have the exact same warrior shirt that will now throw away

El Padrino said...

i loved that shirt too, damn

Working towards 3-9 said...

anyone hear about more gun fire at Va Tech today?

please advice

Working towards 3-9 said...

nevermind, no gunfire at Tech....damn.

Working towards 3-9 said...

SPAERTA!

My new tattoo said...

"i get your joke but you know he means that people would put money on the jints heavey right?"

Yeah I'm sure. I was just ribbing

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

We gonna get this party started for all you cool cats out there with a little Low Rider, by War.

Feel the funk, baby. Feel the funk...

My new tattoo said...

This day just got better

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Go on and pour yourself a big cup of some of Snoop's Gin & Juice...

My new tattoo said...

I heard that Will Smith's son is starring in a "Karate Kid" remake due out in 2009


Which LoVer sent this in disguised as Geoff?

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Lets change directions and go with a little "Come As You Are"

Working towards 3-9 said...

deke I'd like to request:

Smiling Faces Sometimes, but the version by The Undisputed Truth

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

I'm lookin' for my man T in the OC

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

you got it

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

You tube bailed you out

Jugdish said...

Did you just request deke to type some lyrics?

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Undisputed Truth is the only version I know

My new tattoo said...

I'd like to dedicate a song from my boy mize, sent out to deluxe. Keep Your Hands to Yourself by The Georgia Satellites

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Sounds like rev head in TX doesn't understand the platform..

Be cool, Jugdish, be cool

El Padrino said...

just back up when N.O.R.E comes on

Jugdish said...

Be cool, Jugdish, be cool


probably not

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Smiling Faces

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"just back up when N.O.R.E comes on"


If you want it, just say the word

Working towards 3-9 said...

deke put Affirmative Action by Nas on the playlist please.

a-yo-sit-back-relax-cathca-contact-sip-ya-cognyac

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Superthug

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"deke put Affirmative Action by Nas on the playlist please."


Done. That's my shit for real.

My new tattoo said...

Format doesn't work so well when most of us are blocked from youtube

Working towards 3-9 said...

I once bought a pound of weed in college and sold it for profit.

just wanted to share.

Working towards 3-9 said...

deke I'm going off the board on this one:

Ramblin' Man by the Allman's

don't even trip

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Affirmative Action

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"Format doesn't work so well when most of us are blocked from youtube"



Its an improvement over the old format

Working towards 3-9 said...

DJ Funkee Fleischmann

got a haitch outta me, nice work deke

My new tattoo said...

Clinton Portis' sprained knee showed no improvement Thursday, and the Washington Redskins running back appears unlikely to play in Sunday night's game against the Dallas Cowboys.

Working towards 3-9 said...

deke throw a little Rump Shaker up in the mix by Wrecks-n-Effects

My new tattoo said...

"Its an improvement over the old format"

What was the old format?

My new tattoo said...

"deke throw a little Rump Shaker up in the mix by Wrecks-n-Effects"

Senior year of hike school. Has the single cassette, played it non stop

JFreak said...

"What was the old format?"

deke says he's playing a song, then a bunch of people say they liked that song.

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"What was the old format?"


There wasn't one

Working towards 3-9 said...

Deke I'd like to dedicate this request to our boy tem:

Shit, Damn, Motherfucker by D'angelo.

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"deke says he's playing a song, then a bunch of people say they liked that song."


Yep. Hit the nail on the head.

El Padrino said...

dj give me a little Jimi

Hendrix that is, "All Along the Watchtower"

Working towards 3-9 said...

What was the old format?

I give deke credit for actually coming up with one.

it's the anti-deke thing to do.

well played sir

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"Deke I'd like to dedicate this request to our boy tem:

Shit, Damn, Motherfucker by D'angelo."



Hell Yes!! That's the cut.

Jugdish said...

Deke...can you play me a little Ebony and Ivory?

dedicated to Obama Biden of course.

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Watchtower takes priority right now.


Playing right....now

blue said...

i ate some leftover icecream that was in the freezer from a party we had a couple of weeks ago.


that was a bad choice

El Padrino said...

"i ate some leftover icecream that was in the freezer from a party we had a couple of weeks ago."

jesus fatty control yourself

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

Smoke break

Working towards 3-9 said...

wadr, I'm dedicating this request to fmdeke, from deke:

Good Luv by Jodeci

make it happ'n, cap'n.

El Padrino said...

"According to Jerry Crasnick of ESPN.com, the White Sox have traded OF Nick Swisher to the Yankees for minor league pitcher Jeff Marquez."

blue said...

i ate some leftover icecream that was in the freezer from a party we had a couple of weeks ago.


that was a bad choice

Jugdish said...

interesting...

JFreak said...

Blue, have you made any bad choices recently?

blue said...

it was ben and jerry's it just didn't keep well

Jugdish said...

Chunky Monkey?

Working towards 3-9 said...

deke :

Jam by ATCQ

do it.

blue said...

the double post was because of a blogger error.

apologies all aroune

Jugdish said...

Did you have an ice cream social at your house?

Working towards 3-9 said...

yo that wall st article I linked was good, peep game if you have time.

ns

Working towards 3-9 said...

Deke follow that up with Get Your Roll On by Big Tymers

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"Good Luv by Jodeci"


::plank stare::

blue said...

"Chunky Monkey?"

no it was like "piece on earth" or some crappy kind that sounded good.


no ice cream social at home, it was a work yadda yadda yadda

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"Deke follow that up with Get Your Roll On by Big Tymers"


Sold.

blue said...

play bob dylan's version of watchtower now (the original) and follow it up with dmb's watchtower

Working towards 3-9 said...

"Good Luv by Jodeci"


::plank stare::

no deke, nooooooooo

Working towards 3-9 said...

with dmb's watchtower

then shoot yourself in the face

My new tattoo said...

Stupid google error

Working towards 3-9 said...

Brass Monkey by the Beasties

now

El Padrino said...

"yo that wall st article I linked was good, peep game if you have time.

ns"

did, yesterday

El Padrino said...

"Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. is apparently making a concerted push for the seat"

shocker

My new tattoo said...

freak
Cubs traded for Gregg because they're letting Wood walk

My new tattoo said...

Why not just promote Marmol?

blue said...

mambo number 5 deke...do it

My new tattoo said...

Some lady in my class just sent the following to our group...

Thanks for checking in, this is a positive first!! We are a great good in regard to work together


ns

Working towards 3-9 said...

goodman EP, you should read his book Liar's Poker, you'd like it.

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"Brass Monkey by the Beasties

now"


Sounds good

My new tattoo said...

Play Back 2 tha hotel

Working towards 3-9 said...

freak
Cubs traded for Gregg because they're letting Wood walk

in related news Carey* Wood pulled a hamstring walking today.

El Padrino said...

i want it

Working towards 3-9 said...

Thanks for checking in, this is a positive first!! We are a great good in regard to work together

blessed be

El Padrino said...

"goodman EP, you should read his book Liar's Poker, you'd like it."

efforting

Working towards 3-9 said...

sixty-five-milly-yon for that

good thing Corey Lidle isn't here to fly his plane into it.

Working towards 3-9 said...

keef is that chick non-american?

El Padrino said...

deke before i leave

"Tears on my Pillow", Lil Anthony and the Imperials








yooooouuuu-----ooooooo

El Padrino said...

"good thing Corey Lidle isn't here to fly his plane into it."

awesome

Working towards 3-9 said...

deke bring it back to the old school with Crossover by EPMD

My new tattoo said...

"goodman EP, you should read"

You know EP doesn't speak spanish

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

No Woman, No Cry

My new tattoo said...

"keef is that chick non-american?"

She's not non-american

El Padrino said...

Marley version I hope.....

Working towards 3-9 said...

I remember....when we used to sit....

JFreak said...

"freak
Cubs traded for Gregg because they're letting Wood walk"

boooooooooooooooooooooooo.

JFreak said...

If gregg is the closer next year, I will strangle lou.

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"Marley version I hope....."


There's another?

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

""Tears on my Pillow", Lil Anthony and the Imperials"


Terrific song

spaceman spiff said...

gregg is shaky at best

Working towards 3-9 said...

deke put on How Do U Want It by Pac and axe the fm for a little booty dance.

spaceman spiff said...

meiz, why the fuck did solamon torres retire?

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

FYI:

Thursday night games can be watched on NFL.com

DJ Funkee Fleischmann said...

"meiz, why the fuck did solamon torres retire?"


Dude, Brewers talked him out of retirement last season.

blue said...

he's maid his millions

Working towards 3-9 said...

maybe the breers can sign Urbina when he gets out of the clink.

My new tattoo said...

That didn't answer the question

spaceman spiff said...

"Dude, Brewers talked him out of retirement last season."

November 11, 2008 Retired

My new tattoo said...

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