Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Originator

You've seen imitators, you've seen duplicators, now you can see the originator.

Suns and Rockets got into a fight. Nope, Ron Artest wasn't involved. Shaq, Barnes, Alston, McGrady and maybe Nash will probably recieve suspensions. McGrady set a pick on Nash and Nash started rubbing his shoulder and being canadian, so on the next Rockets possession when Alston tried to screen Barnes, Barnes gave Alston a forearm to the chest to move him out of the way. Alston was not appreciative, and shoved Barnes back. Nash ran out to confrot Alston and for his troubles was pushed down by McGrady. At this point, everyone's standing in a clump and Shaq runs up and proceeds to push McGrady and Yao over and then shoved Alston 8 feet across the floor. Fun. I'm thinking like 3 games a piece.

Dwight Howard had a triple-double. With blocks.

I know most of you aren't NASCAR fans, but for those that are I thought this was a great piece on how to improve things.

If you are bored today, send an e-mail to info@motionpictureprod.com and tell them they are all a bunch of douchebags.

This ESPN streak thing is difficult. I can't even get past 4 correct picks in a row. And I'm below .500, 39-41 to be exact. I'm beginning to think I'm unlikely to win the top prize.

Puns are bad in commercials. "Say yellow to the future." Really yellowbook, that's the best you could come up with? Bad pun = bad product.

Fun browser game where you are a college basketball coach trying to improve your progam. Not the most interactive, but an interesting sim nonetheless.

Some crazy ho tried to give me an 80 cent refund on shipping for an ebay item. When she did that, paypal withheld the rest of her money. So she refunded the rest of it to me. Now instead of playing a nice, new xbox game, I get to sit here confused. Why would you refund 80 cents? This goes hand in hand with some amazon seller that sent me a check for 2.60$ for a shipping refund. Strange people.

this is a heck of a punt return:


one of the greatest cinematic chase sequences

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Beth said...

Great Hawks-Celts game last night. Hawks make a 3-pointer with 7 seconds left to take a 1 point lead and then Pierce hits a jump shot with .5 seconds left for the 1 point win.

That was for you Blue, since you get all your sports info from LOV...

El Padrino said...

portland game was good too
wade is back

missed the fight
damn west coast times

El Padrino said...

wow november rain

haven't heard that in a hot one

El Padrino said...

man shaq can clear a ring huh?

tem said...

good post from freak today.

i'm impressed.

Jugdish said...

Freak...is that trade going to be made final today?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"man shaq can clear a ring huh?"


Always. Diesel's still the HNIC, in case you all forgot.

tem said...

chase sequence ending was dumb.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"chase sequence ending was dumb."


::plank stare::

El Padrino said...

xmas party cancelled

recession

El Padrino said...

what was missing from the shaq tossing misget show was good ol' J.R. screaming

THERE ARE BODIES EVERYWHERE!!! IT'S A TOTAL SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"xmas party cancelled

recession"


Stop it. That's a ridiculous excuse.

El Padrino said...

all fun and games until someone returns fire on your ass

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My back is killing me

El Padrino said...

Stop it. That's a ridiculous excuse.

"It is important this year that we must, in a very sincere way, reflect the state of the market and the economy, as well as showing empathy for our colleagues in the industry who are not fairing as well as ourselves."

El Padrino said...

maybe i will get the invite for the front office one like last year

those are the better anyway

El Padrino said...

Obama linked to Arab tribe in Israel

Tyler said...

I was surprised that Alston did not stab Nash or Barnes in the neck on one of those plays.

Tyler said...

I wish that happened in every game, it would make it way more interesting.

Tyler said...

As El P said, that Heat game was pretty good too.

Tyler said...

And the Lakers beat the Hornets on the second night of a road game back-to-back. They are looking impressive.

El Padrino said...

"U.K. Facing Sperm Donor Shortage"

stupid lymies

El Padrino said...

it seems like the nba games are much better this year, they have a spring like intensity

Tyler said...

Yeah, I can't remember the NBA being this good in Novemeber. Lots of desperate teams out there too, like the Mavs.

El Padrino said...

even the knicks got involved hanging 132 points

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"all fun and games until someone returns fire on your ass"


"It was the first time the Royal Navy had been engaged in a fatal shoot-out on the high seas in living memory."

Good for the Brits.

Tyler said...

Ok, I gotta get ready to sit in traffic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"It is important this year that we must, in a very sincere way, reflect the state of the market and the economy, as well as showing empathy for our colleagues in the industry who are not fairing as well as ourselves."


Okay. so its not like the company can't afford it. They just want to be empathetic.

Beth said...

"It is important this year that we must, in a very sincere way, reflect the state of the market and the economy, as well as showing empathy for our colleagues in the industry who are not fairing as well as ourselves."

EP, did you c-n-p this or retype it? Cause if you c-n-p'd it I'm pretty sure there's some subtle hdh in it.

tem said...

coach game is addicting.

El Padrino said...

"Nearly 85,000 homes were lost to foreclosure in October, according to a report released today. Nevada had the highest foreclosure rate with one in every 74 homes receiving a foreclosure filing."

jeaz-a-loo

El Padrino said...

beth yes CNP'ed it

El Padrino said...

"SAPP: Me, watch Keyshawn on an interior decorating show? Keyshawn, I knew you were a bitch. And thanks for making it all clear."

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

you a bitch Key, cuz W. SAPP said so!

Beth said...

"as well as showing empathy for our colleagues in the industry who are not fairing as well as ourselves."

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "faring" instead of "fairing".

El Padrino said...

ESPN college casting call, awesome

Brett said...

Thanks for plugging my Be The Coach game, JFreak! I added LORDZ OF VENGEANCE to my links. Interesting place you got here.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Freak is in cahoots with Brett????

blue said...

thanks beth

blue said...

buck frett

blue said...

i had somebody ask me if they should stop spending money because the country is in a recession. I told her no, not unless she's worried she's going to lose her job, if not, the recession is meaningless to her and the media is putting people in a panic which causes the recession to spiral downward.

EP's company should be spending $$$ stimulating the economy.

blue said...

well, maybe not his company since they're in the industry that has had a lot of suckitude lately

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm solving problems in Qatar this morning. What?

blue said...

MPS, we go the distance...to Qatar

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its a non-UPS problem, but would be an asset to MPS, if you follow.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"MPS, we got he distance...to Qatar"



*fixed

blue said...

oh i follow, i follow all the way

tem said...

twss

tem said...

brett's be the coach game is A OK.

blue said...

bert's game

*fixed

El Padrino said...

"EP's company should be spending $$$ stimulating the economy."

agreed, people who have it
spend it, stimulate the economy

the poor Hilton hotel now lost about 75K of pure profit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Coach game is tough with UWM.



And no WI? WTF, Brett?

blue said...

Brett doesn't believe in Wisconsin

blue said...

if you think Hank Paulson is a moron, raise your hand


(raising hand)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

UWM's going ATM on some fools

blue said...

(looking around room, slowly lowering hand)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who's Hank Paulson?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

UWM to the 2nd round!

blue said...

secretary of treasury

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh. Good for him.

blue said...

yeah, it's a good job if you can get it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Stupid NFL. Packers on the road opening gun-hunting weekend. I was hoping to score some cheap Lambeau tickets.

Working towards 3-9 said...

bert's coaching game

::Plank Stare::

Brett said...

Yeah, I got to get Wisconsin in the game somewhere. And Minnesota. Iowa got stuffed into the Big 12 North.

tem said...

freak linked it in his post.

same with the chase scene.

blue said...

bert hates the big-11

Working towards 3-9 said...

freak linked it in his post.

::Plank Stare::

Working towards 3-9 said...

Iowa got stuffed into the Big 12 North.


so Iowa doesn't have to play UM or OSU? They're in good shape then.

blue said...

zeke skips the post and goes directly to the comments

blue said...

"so Iowa doesn't have to play UM or OSU? They're in good shape then."

10 or 11 wins for sure

blue said...

i'd be willing to bet on Iowa, but i'm only going to bet they win 7 games

blue said...

listening to the rockies GM explain why they traded Holliday makes me want to slit that guy's throat.

Holliday will get at least 50% more than what the rockies were willing to offer, at least. And this guy is going to sit here and tell me that Holliday was unchristian because he wanted more money

My new tattoo said...

I've been to Christian churches. They all want more money

My new tattoo said...

A Peoria Chiefs minor-league pitcher accused of throwing a ball that hit a fan in the head during a bench-clearing brawl has pleaded not guilty.


Psst, dude, it's on vid-e-yo

Working towards 3-9 said...

our xmas party has been cancelled for 2 years running now.

we had a company bbq a few months ago - which you had to pay 3$ if you wanted to eat.

times be tough, you.

blue said...

the monforts (rockies owners) always seem shocked and call the person a bad christian, if the player wants more money than their lowball offer

JFreak said...

"Freak...is that trade going to be made final today?"

nobody objected, so sure.

Jugdish said...

suite

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the monforts (rockies owners) always seem shocked and call the person a bad christian, if the player wants more money than their lowball offer"


They should offer me a contract. What happens when I reject it, as a non-Christian?

Working towards 3-9 said...

we have a lady here who will walk into any office and interupt convo's to ask stoopid questions.

she never waits or says "excuse me" always just barges in and blurts shit out.

I want to Teej her (spit in her mouf)

Working towards 3-9 said...

They should offer me a contract. What happens when I reject it, as a non-Christian?

I'm not sure they'd want to offer and ex-NBA player a contract.

Working towards 3-9 said...

to offer and

this has to be worth at least 1 TCS point

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm not sure they'd want to offer and ex-NBA player a contract."


Why not? I could be the designated HR stealer.

El Padrino said...

jets are the sexy pick to win tonight, pats might shit on them

blue said...

"What happens when I reject it, as a non-Christian?"

they wouldn't offer you a contract, you're not "of the faith"

Working towards 3-9 said...

good call EP, I put a low number on NE, don't trust them.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pats aren't having any of that Bert BS

My new tattoo said...

This cash4gold commercial makes me laugh. Yeah, sure, I'll send you my gold in the mail and wait for you to send me money

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"they wouldn't offer you a contract, you're not "of the faith""


So the Rockies aren't an EOE? Isn't that illegal or something?

Working towards 3-9 said...

@ Carolina vs. Detroit 16
@ Miami vs. Oakland 15
@ Indianapolis vs. Houston 14
@ New York(NYG) vs. Baltimore 13
@ Atlanta vs. Denver 12
Philadelphia @ Cincinnati 11
Arizona @ Seattle 10
@ Pittsburgh vs. San Diego 9
@ San Francisco vs. St. Louis 8
Tennessee @ Jacksonville 7
@ Tampa Bay vs. Minnesota 6
@ New England vs. New York(NYJ) 5
@ Buffalo vs. Cleveland 4
New Orleans @ Kansas City 3
@ Washington vs. Dallas 2
@ Green Bay vs. Chicago 1


pick is first team listed, weight is at the end

please advice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Then again you could just lie about being Christian

Working towards 3-9 said...

Clinton Portis is nowhere to be seen; Shaun Alexander is working with the first-team offense. Ladell Betts is on the field, but it appears his participation will be limited.

rut-ro

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Houston gives Indy fits

blue said...

"So the Rockies aren't an EOE? Isn't that illegal or something?"

probably, but their meatpacking company had a bunch of illegal immigrants working for them, and that's illegal as well. they laugh in the face of your "laws"

My new tattoo said...

I need a good D/ST this week. Buff, Minn, NE, or Cards?

Jugdish said...

Houston gives Indy fits



Houston sucks the road. They have never won at Indy and have only beaten Indy one time ever.

spaceman spiff said...

"the poor Hilton hotel now lost about 75K of pure profit"

and some peeps get to split that 75K in their holliday* bonuses

My new tattoo said...

ESPN front page....

Life without Candice Wiggins won't be easy at Standford, but the team hopes to find success by committee this year. Graham Hays


Fantastico!

My new tattoo said...

Rick Reilly's piece this week is about that dude who got kilt in the charity boxing match here.

El Padrino said...

too many points on the jints, lower it a bit

Working towards 3-9 said...

I like the Gints to seriously rattle flacco's cage.

he ain't winning in the meadowlands

Working towards 3-9 said...

re: indy/houston

what Jug said

Working towards 3-9 said...

*these picks are straight up winners, no spread involved

spaceman spiff said...

82-0 is still in play

blue said...

what ever happened to that "chinese magic" that the lakers signed?

El Padrino said...

"I like the Gints to seriously rattle flacco's cage.

he ain't winning in the meadowlands"

true, but ray lewis and gang is no party

El Padrino said...

Jax pick, i'm on that too
third time a charm

blue said...

tatum bell was selling cell phones last week, now he's a denver bronco...i hope that gets made into a movie

spaceman spiff said...

"what ever happened to that "chinese magic" that the lakers signed?"

he sits on the bench with luke walton

Working towards 3-9 said...

I still like the Gints to win, in this pool I like to heavily weight good teams at home.

El Padrino said...

oh they'll win

Working towards 3-9 said...

tatum bell was selling cell phones last week, now he's a denver bronco...i hope that gets made into a movie

The luggage stealing scene will be the low point of the movie.

El Padrino said...

gonna be a slugfest

cant wait
i'm so giddy over the Jacobs/Lewins collisions

Working towards 3-9 said...

I think Lewins got back on the juice, he's had juvenation this season.

El Padrino said...

bad, bad, bad economy
gonna get worse
equity drevitives still out there

fuck

El Padrino said...

splits aside, pshychologically, GE hasn't been this low since 1929

Jugdish said...

Buy Mortimer!! Buy!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"bad, bad, bad economy
gonna get worse
equity drevitives still out there"


Call me crazy, but I don't think that's how the song goes.

Working towards 3-9 said...

Melo's chef might become Osama's chef?

so he'll turn Osama's family into the Klumps.

great

spaceman spiff said...

"There is one rainbow in all this rain. Amber donated all of Barry's organs and bone marrow, giving new life to more than a dozen people, which only goes to show that even in death, you can't keep a guy like Barry Scott down."

bitch gutted him

spaceman spiff said...

so far eltardo has been dead wrong on tj ford

spaceman spiff said...

imagine if obama sported a fro and then braids

spaceman spiff said...

007-mastro's-skins/fags game
decent weekend

El Padrino said...

"Call me crazy, but I don't think that's how the song goes."

WADR you know nothing

spaceman spiff said...

natty Z +1

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"WADR you know nothing"


WNDR, you missed the joke.

Working towards 3-9 said...

007, looks good

El Padrino said...

WNDR, you missed the joke.

must have

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP gets feisty even when you're not trying to rile him up. City life be fuckin' with folks' temperament.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love when people want you to explain to them how a fax works. Its always hilarity.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dumb person in here right now: What's this thing?

Shortstack: A scale ::plank stare::

El Padrino said...

little cowboys hate to spread

El Padrino said...

"EP gets feisty even when you're not trying to rile him up. City life be fuckin' with folks' temperament."

very true

spaceman spiff said...

"I love when people want you to explain to them how a fax works. Its always hilarity."

tell em the paper gets cloned, then willy wonka'd and floated over to the destination then magically reconstructed

tem said...

"This cash4gold commercial makes me laugh. Yeah, sure, I'll send you my gold in the mail and wait for you to send me money"

I don't understand why anyone would do this.

tem said...

"I like to heavily weight "

this would be worth a HDH point in the TCS.

El Padrino said...

"I don't understand why anyone would do this."

nyether do eye

tem said...

which is funny because it is not really HDH

tem said...

TCS has a mad crazy point system.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This guy in here doesn't know how to be out in public.

JFreak said...

29th anniversary of Darryl Dawkins shattering a backboard for the first time.

Working towards 3-9 said...

zeke is not motivated to do TPS today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"tell em the paper gets cloned, then willy wonka'd and floated over to the destination then magically reconstructed"


Sometimes we tell 'em that the sheets get sent through the wires.

Working towards 3-9 said...

"I like to heavily weight "


what's wrong with this?

ns

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

< 2hrs left for me.

Working towards 3-9 said...

< 2hrs left until the Cedarburg UPS store goes to shit.

*fixed

My new tattoo said...

On this day in 1985...

Lynette Woodard, an All-America basketball player at Kansas and a member of the gold medal-winning 1984 U.S. Olympic team, scored seven points to make history as the first woman to play for the Harlem Globetrotters.


Then the section below starts out with...
"She's the one who floats, gazelle-like, at wing guard or small forward; who hungers for penetration and offensive rebounds..."

ns

JFreak said...

Kenny Mayne's show is hilarity.

Working towards 3-9 said...

is that show going to be on espn tv or just online?

My new tattoo said...

"what's wrong with this?

ns"


Ditto

Working towards 3-9 said...

no way it's funnier than Bill Engvall's stuff though.



s

JFreak said...

"is that show going to be on espn tv or just online?"

just online, to my knowledge.

My new tattoo said...

SPK's be tasty, you

Working towards 3-9 said...

SPK's be tasty, you

Harkin's hear* only sells the knock-off version....wft.

fmz always gets them, pounds about a third of the bag then says they suck. every time.

ns

My new tattoo said...

Sour Jacks?

My new tattoo said...

Those are the worse

Working towards 3-9 said...

yeah I think that's the name, truly horrific.

My new tattoo said...

mize
It's a full moon tonight

ns

tem said...

"what's wrong with this?

ns"


Ditto


nothing. see my "which is funny because it is not really HDH" comment.

El Padrino said...

ripping on bald people never gets old

tem said...

"Sour Jacks?"

these suck. SPKs are the bomb.

fmtem got me SJs at the movies once. i just gave them away. she got mad but I 'splained to her that I axed for SPKs and she got SJs, so it was her fault. she said they were the same thing, then she tried one and agreed that they do suck.

El Padrino said...

oh god, wwl stop it

please just give us sports and nothing else

Working towards 3-9 said...

nothing. see my "which is funny because it is not really HDH" comment.

ah Hi-C*.

Do I get points for not being able to reeb* also?

El Padrino said...

forget clemson why isnt kiffin all over the Tennessee job?

Working towards 3-9 said...

fmtem

she's back to fmtem?

blue said...

they're a sports and entertainment network

Working towards 3-9 said...

please just give us sports and nothing else

what are they doing now?

greatest._______.EvAr!!111!!?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

< 2hrs left until the Mequon UPS store goes to shit.



**fixed

Working towards 3-9 said...

espn's wednesday CFB podcast with Ivan Maisel and Beano Cook doesn't suck.

ns

Working towards 3-9 said...

Mequon Tang ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

El Padrino said...

Cornerback Fred Smoot is teaching area kids to hate the Cowboys at an early age. He also made reference to the Redskins "beating the Cowboys to death" in Dallas earlier this season.

despite being pretty terrible most of his career he still talks great shit

My new tattoo said...

"forget clemson why isnt kiffin all over the Tennessee job?"

iam is taking that job

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fmtem

she's back to fmtem?"



Good catch. I was pondering this, too.

El Padrino said...

what are they doing now?

got a bunch of obamer's cousins on the front page, something about soccer and starvation

My new tattoo said...

"espn's wednesday CFB podcast with Ivan Maisel and Beano Cook doesn't suck."

I can't listen to Beano for > than 10 seconds

Working towards 3-9 said...

I'd usually agree keef but Beano makes the show.

ns

fucking angry old guy

Working towards 3-9 said...

got a bunch of obamer's cousins on the front page, something about soccer and starvation

is Steve Ciphers involved? once the sappy music starts on the wwl, his voice soon follows.

Working towards 3-9 said...

speaking of soccer and starvation, anyone see the wwl special about "the homeless world cup"?

ns

it had hilarity parts

tem said...

at the time she was fmtem.

tem said...

Shaun King talks a lot for a color commentator.

El Padrino said...

"Portis actually felt better [Wednesday], so hopefully he'll continue to work in the training room. We'll see how it goes on a daily basis, but I know it's going to be a game-time decision - that's pretty much a lock," Zorn said. "[Betts'] burst wasn't there yet, but the fact he was pushing off and making cuts was encouraging. I was impressed."


zeker/spiffer

blue said...

good times

El Padrino said...

"Before checking in with the NFC Beast on Wednesday, Jason Campbell said Clinton Portis at 60 percent is better than most backs at full-strength."


easy JC

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"speaking of soccer and starvation, anyone see the wwl special about "the homeless world cup"?"


Semi-related: They recently had the Peasant Olympics in Beijing. They used the new stadiums and everything. And yes, the peasants were treated like peasants. No food, no water, nothing. The events they had were hilarity.

Working towards 3-9 said...

Shaun King talks a lot for a color commentator.

Tem you can't say that now that Osama is in the white house.

he's just a "commentor" or "analyst"

My new tattoo said...

Wow, made a huge mistake today. Stopped at Circle K and picked up some tropical and baja california starbust.

Note to self...
Only get the regular starburst from this point on.

My new tattoo said...

"he's just a "commentor" or "analyst""

jilarity

El Padrino said...

now n' laters were fun

El Padrino said...

too bad they rip all your teeth out

El Padrino said...

like the bastard stepchild of a mary jane

My new tattoo said...

"now n' laters were fun"

Word

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Now n Laters suck now. The last few times I've had 'em, they were all mushy and nasty.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I still like a good Jolly Rancher, once in a while.

Working towards 3-9 said...

Deluxe and I still like a good Jolly Rancher in our Zima, once in a while.

*fixed

Jugdish said...

I have always liked Bit O Honey

Working towards 3-9 said...

exotic flavors of candy usually ends badly

El Padrino said...

"Now n Laters suck now. The last few times I've had 'em, they were all mushy and nasty."

see keyword, "were"

Working towards 3-9 said...

I haven't been down the candy aisle of a quickie mart in a while.

*hanging head in shame

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deluxe and I still like a good Jolly Rancher in our Zima, once in a while.

*fixed"


I was wondering how long it would take you to make a gay/zima joke with that one.

My new tattoo said...

I was in the circle k today in the candy aisle. It's nothing like it used to be.

ns

My new tattoo said...

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