Hell, I don't know what to write about. Sports? Let's try that.
The MLBPA is supposedly pressuring Carsten Charles to take the Yankee deal so salaries this offseason can be set higher. Pretty sure that's his decision you money grubbing whores.
And now for your Ball State Fighting Football Cardinals Fighting Football Cardinals postgame report. Your Fighting Football Cardinals defeated the Chippewas of Central Michigan 31-24 to remain undefeated at 11-0. They played in the snow! Something about Paul.
The Cubs are reportedly looking to trade for Mark Teahan or David Dejesus. Because when your biggest woe is horrendous playoff experience, you look to Royals outfielders to change that.
Pacman Jones has the highest ratio of talk about him to plays made of anyone in the history of sport. Jug, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get Pacman in trouble of your choosing, so we can all be rid of him from our lifes.
Some games for boredom.
Greg Oden is a large man. I've held in my hands a couple of his game jerseys. I'm fairly confident you could fit two Revs in there. And kod could totally wear Oden's shorts as a shirt. Why do I tell you this? Well, I feel my random knowledge should not go to waste, and some guy I'm about to link talks about Oden.