Thursday, November 20, 2008

Not now, not ever, it's never a good time

Hell, I don't know what to write about. Sports? Let's try that.

The MLBPA is supposedly pressuring Carsten Charles to take the Yankee deal so salaries this offseason can be set higher. Pretty sure that's his decision you money grubbing whores.

And now for your Ball State Fighting Football Cardinals Fighting Football Cardinals postgame report. Your Fighting Football Cardinals defeated the Chippewas of Central Michigan 31-24 to remain undefeated at 11-0. They played in the snow! Something about Paul.

The Cubs are reportedly looking to trade for Mark Teahan or David Dejesus. Because when your biggest woe is horrendous playoff experience, you look to Royals outfielders to change that.

Pacman Jones has the highest ratio of talk about him to plays made of anyone in the history of sport. Jug, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get Pacman in trouble of your choosing, so we can all be rid of him from our lifes.

Some games for boredom.

Greg Oden is a large man. I've held in my hands a couple of his game jerseys. I'm fairly confident you could fit two Revs in there. And kod could totally wear Oden's shorts as a shirt. Why do I tell you this? Well, I feel my random knowledge should not go to waste, and some guy I'm about to link talks about Oden.

OH NO!

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El Padrino said...

derrick coleman owns a Hungry Howies, fyi

Jugdish said...

ep...found a free on line gambling site where what you wager is paid by the advertisers. They start you out with ten cents and you make small wagers, but what you do win you can cash out. Its more for fun than anything...want an invite?

Jugdish said...

its also like a pyramid thing...so you earn a percentage of what the people who signed up under you win.

El Padrino said...

I'm in, send it.

Jugdish said...

same address you gave me yesterday?

Jugdish said...

its been sent

El Padrino said...

got it, love it

El Padrino said...

so jimmie johnson is the greatest

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna go get some corn beef hash

Jugdish said...

If anyone else wants in on that site give me your email address and I'll send an invite.

El Padrino said...

why can't i send them the invite, you hoarding bonuses?

Jugdish said...

pretty much...you can send it if you know addresses.

blue said...

jug do you have to pay a portion of our losses as well?

because with EP signing up under your name you've gotta expect that.

WADR EP

El Padrino said...

maybe he is a hero

tem said...

free gambling?

sounds too good to be true.

Jugdish said...

maybe Romo can work some of his magic on pac man jones.

blue said...

you know who does things like what Romo did? no, not Jesus, but Tom Cruise


maybe romo is a scientologist

blue said...

"free gambling?

sounds too good to be true"

you have to sell a set of steak knives...or listen to a one hour presentation about the pleasure of owning a time share.

blue said...

Tebow never takes dudes to the movies..unless he's trying to hump them.

Jugdish said...

blue, are you a closte tom cruise fan?

blue said...

Jessi simpson is pissed that Romo went and saw Role Models without her

Jugdish said...

closet even

blue said...

no, i just remember him having all this publicity around saving lives and changing tires and taking people to movies

blue said...

ok, i made up the movies part

Jugdish said...

I wonder how the media finds out about this stuff. Did the homeless guy call the local network and tell them? Did someone at the movies recognize him and see what he was doing?

blue said...

why didn't Romo take TO, he'd have bought the popcorn

blue said...

or maybe it's because TO steals peoples popcorn

blue said...

or maybe because TO would have dropped the popcorn

Jugdish said...

I heard the other day Romo bought some UPS worker in Cedarburg WI some free McDonald's.

blue said...

or maybe because TO cried about his QB last year

blue said...

anyone else find the oden stuff that freak wrote, kinda creepy?

Jugdish said...

a little bit, in a stalkerish sort of way.

blue said...

i checked in on the Blazers/Bulls game last night at the end of the 1st Quarter.

Del Negro looked shook...down 34-12 or something at the end of 1.

blue said...

yeah, and a dude should never talk about the size of another dude's shorts

Jugdish said...

at least he didn't talk about holding Oden's socks in his hands...game worn socks.

tem said...

gross

Jugdish said...

Well...its not like he sweats a lot during games. In fact most of his game worn socks are actually dress socks.

El Padrino said...

del negro in def in over his head
got veteran guys behind him though

harris and bickerstaff i think

tem said...

" In fact most of his game worn socks are actually dress socks.
"

hilarity

tem said...

veteran guys are gonna undermine him and take his job.

tem said...

sneaky mother fuckers

tem said...

jug hook me up with gambling email.

see comments on your blog for addy.

El Padrino said...

my kid wont sleep

i must google how to train kid to sleep in her bed all night

El Padrino said...

"Iran has now produced roughly enough nuclear material to make, with added purification, a single atom bomb, according to nuclear experts analyzing the latest report from global atomic inspectors."

giddy up

tem said...

NyQuil it.

tem said...

do they have the "added purification"? if that is a step that is really difficult then i am not too worried.

Jugdish said...

done

blue said...

they can make a dirty bomb then i guess, because it's not purified

Jugdish said...

Do they have the technology to launch one?

El Padrino said...

too early for nyquil

blue said...

even if one isn't launched it could do a ton of damage, just not as much as if it explodes in midair.

El Padrino said...

they have a ways to go but still it's an issue

Jugdish said...

If they try to fly an airplane over here and drop a bomb on us we will have that thing picked out of the sky before it reaches our coastline.

tem said...

they could throw it.

Jugdish said...

too early for nyquil


thimble of whisky

blue said...

they could put it on a boat

blue said...

i'm less worried about them launching a nuclear weapon that could reach the US. I think that's probably physically impossible to do from Iran. But they could bomb the shit out of Isreal or Iraq or kazhakstan, and that would piss off the US.

Beth said...

"my kid wont sleep"

You could tell her stories about how great NY is...

blue said...

what's up with the capital letters in names all of a sudden

Jugdish said...

"my kid wont sleep"


or read her some stories from Rev's blog

Jugdish said...

and why don't you have any caps?

blue said...

like won't sleep because she wakes up crying, or won't go to sleep, or just wakes up and thinks it's time to play?

blue said...

blogger never used to have capitalized names

blue said...

these are the "improvements" that they make?


seriously?

tem said...

well either way i am now terrified of iran and will not leave my house once i get home.

i am paralyzed with fear now.

Jugdish said...

i am paralyzed with fear now.



Iran will take a different strategy with you...they will toss a running microwave through your window.

tem said...

they must have a long extension cord.

i am unaware of such a long extension cord so i do not fear the flying iranian microwave.

Jugdish said...

i am unaware of such a long extension cord so i do not fear the flying iranian microwave.


it will be a nuclear microwave

El Padrino said...

"like won't sleep because she wakes up crying, or won't go to sleep, or just wakes up and thinks it's time to play?"

she wants to sleep in our bed, she cries until one of us get her and put her in the bed, then seh cuddles up and falls asleep

sometimes it's early am like 4-5 ish and it's because she wants a bottle

blue said...

aren't all microwaves nuclear?

El Padrino said...

i wondered why my name was capitalized

blue said...

"she wants to sleep in our bed, she cries until one of us get her and put her in the bed, then seh cuddles up and falls asleep"

we have that problem sometimes, i think that's just kids growing up, but i'm not sure. if you find a solution let me know

Jugdish said...

aren't all microwaves nuclear?



not powered by nuclear energy.

Keith S said...

"found a free on line gambling site where what you wager is paid by the advertisers"


I want to play

relaxincabo@yahoo.com

Keith S said...

85 will be deactivated for Thursday night's game against the Steelers for the violation of a team rule, the Bengals' official site reports. No further specifics were given, other than there would be no other announcement from the team until after the game.

Suite. Now I won't be tempted to play him this week

El Padrino said...

"relaxincabo@yahoo.com"

sent!

AHAHAHAHAHA

Jugdish said...

he is going to have to choose...:)

Jugdish said...

I just used a smiley face. That was an oversite on my part.

Keith S said...

If it's a pyramid scheme, if I take EP's referral, won't jug benefit from that too since he referred EP?

El Padrino said...

ah fuck
he'll choose you

Keith S said...

oversites are the worse

Jugdish said...

I think so

Jugdish said...

I like the "Sign me up bitch" button

tem said...

from the invite email:

"Signing up is free and takes less time than microwaving a bowl of ramen."


so umm, it takes a long time? i don't know. i don't have a baseline for this.

Keith S said...

Ramen takes like 2 minutes in the microwave

Keith S said...

I wish THE CAPTAIN would get his as. back from Brazil already

blue said...

jug hook me up asswell

email on your blog

tem said...

got, signing up takes 2 minutes.

Jugdish said...

done

Keith S said...

jug wins LoV member of the day today

Keith S said...

So yeah, in my account is shows me, EP, & jug

Keith S said...

cincy/Pit definitely over 35, right?

Jugdish said...

I was also considering Lakers -4.5

Keith S said...

I like that Portland -6.5 from last night

El Padrino said...

ah fuck my sister is having a baby

what an idiot

Keith S said...

Is it mine?


s

El Padrino said...

"Is it mine?


s"


hilarious, saw it coming too

Keith S said...

That site shows for the MLS Cup, Columbus is +130 and NY is +175. That doesn't make sense. Why not just make 2 bets, and you'll win something at least

Keith S said...

Nevermind, I'm a retard

tem said...

why not indeed.

tem said...

i bet on random shit i never heard of.

tem said...

not really.

i did something with pitt and the over and something with GT or Miami.

Keith S said...

You can bet on deodorant?

blue said...

i thought EP gave up betting

El Padrino said...

"It was part of a kickoff event for the New Xbox Experience, which allows you to stream over 10,000 Netflix movies directly to your Xbox 360."

zuite.

El Padrino said...

people picking cards to upset giants and i'm not even mad about it

it makes sense but probably wont happen, we'll definetly get a good game

tem said...

"You can bet on deodorant?"

i bet i'd forget to wear it again.

spaceman spiff said...

"so we can all be rid of him from our lifes."

suite hdh freak

Working towards 3-9 said...

I heard the other day Romo bought some UPS worker in Cedarburg WI some free McDonald's.

hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

""she wants to sleep in our bed, she cries until one of us get her and put her in the bed, then seh cuddles up and falls asleep"

we have that problem sometimes, i think that's just kids growing up, but i'm not sure. if you find a solution let me know"

isnt that actually the kid not growing up

Working towards 3-9 said...

re: betting site

what happens if you lose your 10 cents? can you re-up?

please advice

Working towards 3-9 said...

people picking cards to upset giants and i'm not even mad about it

cards are a great home team fo sho, and can chuck the rock

but I don't think they've been truly smacked in the mouf yet.

if NYG got 200+ rushing vs Balt, they could get 300+ vs AZ.

I don't think Kurt will make it through the entire game.

Jugdish said...

come on...have some confidence

El Padrino said...

i have the same thoughts zeke

the giants are just too physical

Keith S said...

Rev, don't move to Indian

Keith S said...

Indiana even

spaceman spiff said...

"I don't think Kurt will make it through the entire game."

thats the main point, warner wif protection = huge numbers, warner wif the giants pass rush = turnovers and concussions

Keith S said...

India even

spaceman spiff said...

indianapolis even

blue said...

yeah don't move there because you'd fit into 2 of greg oden's game worn jerseys that freak has felt with his own hands

Jugdish said...

I haven't found the answer to that, but I think they throw another dime in your account.

tem said...

"what happens if you lose your 10 cents? can you re-up?

please advice"

i'll let you know tomorrow.

JFreak said...

anyone want warner in the keeper league?

Keith S said...

At least he moved up from socks to game worn uniforms

JFreak said...

what's this gambling website called?

Keith S said...

What do you want, freak? A receiver?

tem said...

i tried to trade a receiver for warner, but Freak tried to add Addai for Dunn.

JFreak said...

Yes, a WR.

Jugdish said...

looks like kod won his lawsuit

JFreak said...

"i tried to trade a receiver for warner, but Freak tried to add Addai for Dunn."

then counter-offer me numbnuts.

tem said...

i'll trade ocho cinco for warner.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

I offered a trade then I canceled it

JFreak said...

fun.

JFreak said...

EP, can you tell coughlin to pick a goddman kicker already?

El Padrino said...

"EP, can you tell coughlin to pick a goddman kicker already?"

Will do. I believe it will be Tynes from here on out.

Working towards 3-9 said...

re: 10 cent betting

do they still give you the same odds as regular betting or do they sup* it up?

Jugdish said...

No shit...I had the Giants kicker who didn't play in a line up last week.

Jugdish said...

No clue...I haven't compared the odds.

Jugdish said...

they seem about right though

El Padrino said...

zeke they look accurate, half a point off on the GA TECH/MIA game

Keith S said...

Mess drama

Keith S said...

Heilman's agent, Mark Rodgers, told the New York Daily News, "The object is to get out of the bullpen. The most success he's ever had as a pitcher has been as a starting pitcher."
Heilman, drafted out of Notre Dame in 2001, made 25 starts from 2003 to 2005, going 5-13 with a 5.93 ERA.


Jilarity

Jugdish said...

yikes...what was his bullpen stats?

Jugdish said...

Donald Driver's Dad got his ass whooped

Working towards 3-9 said...

Dear Mr. Driver,

How's my as taste?

Sincerely,

Houston Po-leece*

El Padrino said...

heilman is delusional, he had two great years out of the pen and 3 shitty ones including starting

Keith S said...

"heilman is delusional"

Most NYers are

El Padrino said...

*most Notre Dame Alumni are

*fixed

Keith S said...

If I take one more drink
then i'm gonna end up fuckin yoouuuuuuu

Keith S said...

Good fix

El Padrino said...

"In 1999, the Marlins picked up Johan Santana in the Rule V Draft, and then traded him to the Twins on the same day."

Doh!

El Padrino said...

colorado has the hots for heilman

that would be hilarious

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

CC's deal, Milwaukee $$$ vs NY $$$ is basically the same offer.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Decent start

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have to go soon

tem said...

"CC's deal, Milwaukee $$$ vs NY $$$ is basically the same offer."

seriously?

Keith S said...

"seriously?"

The dollar is worth more in Milwaukee

Working towards 3-9 said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I have to go soon


RIP

congrats on whoever had deke in the death pool

Jugdish said...

Plus the Brewers threw in the MPS stock options.

tem said...

we all had deke in the death pool.

El Padrino said...

hahhaaa

El Padrino said...

"The case was Air Canada et al. v. Canadian Transportation Agency et al. The court dismissed the appeal and ordered the airlines to pay the costs of disabled traveler Joanne Neubauer and the Council of Canadians with Disabilities."

fat people are respected in Canada

Keith S said...

big wall

El Padrino said...

fat people kilt lov

Working towards 3-9 said...

"fat people are the chirping canaries in the mine shaft of freedom"

-- Dennis Miller

Working towards 3-9 said...

"informer...asldfjal;fjalfjaklfjsjdlfkjasd snow me I go blam alfjdalkldsfjalsdjf boom boom now"

name the artist and song

Keith S said...

snow

Keith S said...

you already named the song

El Padrino said...

st louis rams beat Dal and Wash but lose to everyone else by an average of 25 points



BOTTLES my mind

El Padrino said...

that stat and that stat alone is why we love sucide pools

Working towards 3-9 said...

it was S keef

blue said...

we have the biggest walls of them all

Working towards 3-9 said...

st louis rams beat Dal and Wash but lose to everyone else by an average of 25 points

Nobody knows what it means, but its provacative.

name that movie

Working towards 3-9 said...

per CNN :

Osama appoints Bill Clinton to Presidency

JFreak said...

Name the song from the title of the post.

Working towards 3-9 said...

what happened to the bacon link freak?

El Padrino said...

freak what are you talking about
*the deleted comment*

JFreak said...

not about bacon

i deleted it because it's dumb. but whatever.

El Padrino said...

ok menu for tonight:

only two choices, recession


Roasted chicken w/balsamic apple reduction
Cornbread stuffing
Seasonal vegetables

Filet Mignon
Smashed Red Bliss Potatoes
Fried Pearl Onions

*each served with a light micro green salad prior*

dessert

Pumpkin Pie

El Padrino said...

i'm going beef, chicken is for peasants

El Padrino said...

blocked on bacon link

blue said...

beef, it's what's for dinner

Beth said...

Whitlock defends McNabb.

tem said...

ib. ybz.

El Padrino said...

TTech / OK game under over is 75

Keith S said...

beef is good choice, except for the pearl onions

Keith S said...

And pumpkin pie is gross

Keith S said...

"TTech / OK game under over is 75"

Over

El Padrino said...

OK giving 7

I think OK wins, debating wether or not by 7.....

developing......

El Padrino said...

pumpkin pie is wonderful

El Padrino said...

i dont care for onions either

Working towards 3-9 said...

i'm going beef, chicken is for peasants

filet vs chicken is like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes...he never go platinum.

JFreak said...

newspapers can be fun

Working towards 3-9 said...

TTech / OK game under over is 75

I think it'll go under and OK will throttle TTech.

TTech is due for a badddddd loss.

Working towards 3-9 said...

get me some Filet and a banana cognac biatch!

bust this line out tonight EP

Working towards 3-9 said...

tem said...
ib. ybz.


tem hook me with another name/pic

on the house

Working towards 3-9 said...

I don't think the mcnabb/tie game thing is a big deal.

ns

Working towards 3-9 said...

Nobody knows what it means, but its provacative.

name that movie

Blades of Glory

didn't care for the movie at first, now its on the "gotta watch if I pass bye* it" list.

Working towards 3-9 said...

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