Another good LOVad last night. There was even a mini-slapper between zeke and deke that was highly entertaining. (Unlike today's post.)
And meiz, I noticed that when you listed how "bigotry, racism and wildly prejudiced thinking" "chap your ass", you forgot to include sexism...
when was the last time there was a slapper that didn't involve zeke?
Good point Steve.
I read some of that...entertaining.
how are you?
this is funny:I'd imagine it has to be a little strange to play for Ryan Leaf. Anytime the coach critiques a player, the kid must be thinking, "Dude, you're Ryan Leaf. What can you tell me about quarterbacking? I was at that game when you went 11-26 with two picks and threw a pass that hit your center in the thigh. And you're telling me to 'keep my wits under pressure.' Just like you did when you flipped out on that reporter, right?"
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions now. I'm going to need you to answer them immediately.
who is your daddy? and what does he do?
Leaf's QB has actually done pretty well. Leaf was a great college QB, just not so much in the NFL
parker dropped a double nickel
lebron is just unstoppablehe can easily get 40 a nighteasy
broncos tonite suite
larry brown misses the knicks
only 4 players have scored 50+ and handed out 10 assists in one game, over the last 20 years. Two of them were at MSG last night, and both were in street clothes.
mj and frazier?
MJ was right...starbury was the other one.i heard that trivia this morning because Parker became the 4th guy to do it, last night
it's hard to remember starbury used to be that good.
big bossman is wearing way too much cologne today
no clue starbury dropped fitty
i'm guessing the 50 was with Minny
he had 50 and 12 dimes against the lakers in 2001 whilst with the NETS
2001 was a long ass time ago
lady in the office is dissin on BW2's....said the "service was not very good"who goes to BW2's for the service?
who goes to BW2's for the service?no shit. I have heard people say the same thing...they get busy sometimes.
and on a wednesday night? i usually go to BW2s to sit and watch a game.
she acted like it was supposed have service like Morton's or somethingit's a sports bar
as long as they come by when my beer nears empty I'm happy with that.
it's like going to hooters and saying "the food wasn't very good"
i went out to dinner last night, and when i ordered a steak, they took a good chunk of steak off of the plate at the table next to me and gave it to me for free...thank you obamer
i went out to dinner last night, and when i ordered a glass of water cause that's all i could afford cause i was too lazy to work, they took a good chunk of steak off of the plate at the table next to me and gave it to me for free...thank you obamer*fixed
Obamer is having his first de-brief of classified intelligence information todayhe's scurred
def shittin his pantsdef
or should i say mos def
nice fix beth
Obama is not that scared. He is actually surprised how much the list of known terrorists he was given looks like his annual Christmas card list.
...or should I say "Happy Holidays" list so I don't offend anyone?
his Kwanzaa cards
jug bringing the noise
no one is acknowledging that obama's mom was as white as the pure snow
"no one is acknowledging that obama's mom was as white as the pure snow"That's because everybody would rather pretend that he's a terrorist in disguise.
I'm just kidding mize...yeesh!
his pops was born in a village in Kenya, and his grandmoms still lives there, she rejoiced
"I'm just kidding mize...yeesh!"I know, jug. yeesh.
i should read AD, but i am too lazy.
mize...in all fairness, he has associated and become friends with at least one known terrorist here in the states. He maintains that friendship today.
"mize...in all fairness, he has associated and become friends with at least one known terrorist here in the states. He maintains that friendship today."And I don't even care
That's like being buddies with Tim McVeigh
or Ted Kaczinsky
keeps your friends close and your enemies closer...
Oh well. What's done is done. I'm just satisfied that I can now go back to being just another sheep in the herd. And in 3 years I can act all outraged at failed efforts and make a reactionary vote for whatever Republican is running for office. God Bless America.
mize, are you being sarcastic?
"mize, are you being sarcastic?"I'm not sure.
i think he's being realisticor smugor coyor pecosianor none of the aboveor all of the above
Deke is starting off today like he ended yesterday, he was on fire. He spits Pecosian-Fire.
Any chance Detroit beats J-ville?
"Any chance Detroit beats J-ville?"so you're saying there's a chance
Calzaghe might kill Roy Jones
"Any chance Detroit beats J-ville?"Its the Culpepper Era. Detroit wins out.
It's not 1994
"no one is acknowledging that obama's mom was as white as the pure snow"EP, see my comment from last night: "funny thing about blacks going apeshit over obama is the dude is half white, if he was full black his life would be totally diff and he wouldnt be anywhere near the presidency, he'd be doing the jump shot/crack rock thing. he cant even relate to the giddy blacks, didnt even meet his black(african not african american) relatives until after college. born in hawaii then to indonesia and back to hawaii where he went to the preppiest high school there, then to the ivy league, how many blacks on the mainland are even close to this, he shits on them"
write, and obamer is an educated black man, not the welfare lovin' black folk
What's difference between pure snow and regular snow?
"That's because everybody would rather pretend that he's a terrorist in disguise."everybody? bullshit meiz, its so that most can praise him for becoming the first 'black' president.lebron was like 'now i can tell my kids, you really can become anything now'ahahahahhaa, lebron's kids arent gonna do shit
lebron's kids didn't start out in the hood
"everybody? bullshit meiz, its so that most can praise him for becoming the first 'black' president"It was a joke, spiff. jeezaloo.
"It was a joke, spiff. jeezaloo."gotcha, but its hard to tell when you take a lot of jokes seriouslyns
Obama ain't gangsta
"Amaré Stoudemire has been correcting those who call him by his nickname, 'STAT,' lately. He wants to be called 'Sun Tzu' because he has taken to the ancient Chinese commander's writings that lay out how to be a victorious warrior in The Art of War."
"gotcha, but its hard to tell when you take a lot of jokes seriously"Yeah, that's my fault. What can I say? Its beyond me.
costco with a 10MP canon and free 2gig SD card for 200$. only bad thing is the sd card ships separately so probably have to pay 2 shipping charges
"Any chance Detroit beats J-ville?"Jags always play to their competition. Be very wary.
hope amare's ego doesnt get the best of him
lebron's kids wont have to do shit*fixed
I was just looking at that camera, spiff. Got the same email.
werent you planning on buying a camera a while back
i wonder if the deal is also in store, paying shipping sucks
I can't stop laughing at baby Mangino
"Amaré Stoudemire has been correcting those who call him by his nickname, 'STAT,' lately. He wants to be called 'Sun Tzu' because he has taken to the ancient Chinese commander's writings that lay out how to be a victorious warrior in The Art of War."Most of Amare's family is incarcerated (NS), I think the Suns will take him talking like a mo-ron instead of being locked up.
Yeah, I'm still looking to buy something. Like you said, I'd be interested if it's offered in-store cuz paying for shipping sucks.
spiff your spot on
and i've been getting the funniest racist text messages
i love racial jokes, even when they are about me
baby mangino is the better
If I was Steve Kerr, and Amare kept putting up lines like 49/11/6/5, I tell him that he can call himself whatever he wants, and would offer to get him a chain with "Sun Tzu" written in diamonds if that's what he wanted.
freak, you can also use bailey's for car bombs
"freak, you can also use bailey's for car bombs"that's gonna get a blank stare
'now i can tell my kids, you really can become anything now'i've seen this like 200 timesexcellent pointsee: Marhsall, Brandonsays his mama called him and said when you have a kid you can look him in the face and tell him/her they can be whatever they want
i agree Tit's like adam sandler letting that little kid do whatever he wanted"I didn't even tell him to do that"
frankenstein aka julius
i love movies
Movies are boring
Meiz, you've never had a car bomb?
"Jessica Alba was in New York yesterday filming scenes for, "An Invisible Sign of My Own." She plays a math genius named Mona"fucking hilarity. she must be in the take 'serious' roles only now mode. ahahaha
so's yer face
"Jessica Alba was in New York yesterday filming scenes for, "An Invisible Sign of My Own." She plays a math genius named Mona"lots of movie trailers on Vescey St. this morning, if that was her shoot i will stalk it
i relate like 80% of my life to movie scenes
"Meiz, you've never had a car bomb?"Of course I have.Freak's gonna blank stare it
"i relate like 80% of my life to movie scenes"This explains everything.
Oh, got it. Yeah, he might even give is an all caps blank stare.
guinness cream and whiskey, is that enough of a blank stare for you meiz?
I almost typed "plank stare", feel free to refer to it as such from now on.
jerry rice is gay
"guinness cream and whiskey, is that enough of a blank stare for you meiz?"god bless googlealso, the fuck is cream?
bailey;s irish cream
So Bailey's, not cream
you don't have to use bailey's you can use any irish creme
"jerry rice is gay"this is unbelievable news, i never ever thought that....what's next? you're going to tell me that Steve Young also like the penis?
"this is unbelievable news, i never ever thought that....what's next? you're going to tell me that Steve Young also like the penis?"no i know, i saw this kenny mayne piece for his new show and rice was on with bedazzling looking gems on his faceand a purple suitstrange
market down another 360thank you obama
"you don't have to use bailey's you can use any irish creme"freak is in the possession of bailey's thats why i said 'freak, you can also use bailey's for car bombs'
cnn reports: "at the intellligence briefing this morning, obama was overheard yelling 'Change!' numerous times. It was discovered that he was talking about his underwear. apparently, obama defecated many times out of fear. obama left the briefing visibly SHOOK'source: republican aide anthony padrino
On this day in 1987...The 5-foot, 3-inch Washington Bullets rookie guard Muggsy Bogues plaed in his first professional basketball game, becoming the shortest player in NBA history.kod looks up to him.
Let's tax business so they lay off thousands!YAY!
you gotta be real silly to wear this jersey
He left his Orenthal jersey in the closet
fsilok is a Bills fan, and she wears a goddman Bledsoe jersey. I should get her an OJ jersey for Xmas
I think I'm gonna take the Brow(all)ns tonight.
I took the Browns for a 6 or 7 I think.
brady quinn is enrique iglesias' hero
brownies s/b greater than < 3pt favorites
Was that intentional?
yes, i've been HDH with the backwards < > for a while now
it's a fun little rinkle i like to add
NOTE TO LoV...DON'T USE WADR ANYMORE. IT'S WEAKSAUCE AND IF YOU USE IT, YOU HAVE NO STONESRegards,mize
i'm alone in the bronco boat
Keith is blatantly trying to give this day some steam. Its not working.
Maybe I can talk about the new prez being a terrorist. That's popular here.
strange but trueobama would not get security clearence to become a DEA agentFACT.
EPHe's already won. How long is this going to go on?
"Emanuel, a former member of the Clinton administration,"that's great, just great
"EPHe's already won. How long is this going to go on?"4 years. why? and what do you mean by "this".
He's not even in office yet and you act like he's already ruined the country.
How long is this going to go on?Bush got kilt daily, so I'm thinking daily.
He's not even in office yet and you act like he's already ruined the country.ahhh yes, the Dems got their way now its "there's no need to be critical"gonna need to look at fun fares to Canada.
and in the first two days of his regime he's already making it into Clinton's 3rd term.CHANGE!
"Bush got kilt daily, so I'm thinking daily."Here? It was hardly daily. And like I said, he's not even in office yet. What's he done that he needs to be kilt daily?
this email just went out to our entire company:"Payroll processed on the 15th of this month will include a 50% reduction in wages for redistribution purposes, Thanks Osama!"
What's he done that he needs to be kilt daily?well his new staff is all Clin-ton lackey's.not exactly an inspiring start after he said he'd work for all Americans.
"ahhh yes, the Dems got their way now its "there's no need to be critical""I know you like to twist things to fit your argument. But at no point did I say there's no need to be critical.
i'll take the prosperity for $100 alex
sorry keef, forget about the no fact rule when toalking politicsi'm blacked out from tonight's game unless i go to ze bar
if there is one motherfucker in his regime named "omar" or "muhammed" I'm movie* to Me-hi-co.
*toalkingdrink in boysa living legend
I know you like to twist things to fit your argument. But at no point did I say there's no need to be critical.this wasn't directed at you but to the media and any other dem who doesn't want to look at Osama critically.
EP, you see the LT smacking himself clip?
Is the game on NFLN?
a living legendtripping* cap
"this wasn't directed at you but to the media and any other dem who doesn't want to look at Osama critically."Fair enough.
"EP, you see the LT smacking himself clip?"wow, yeah
Miguel* Moore and Jesse Jackson on Larry King last night was outstanding, I would have paid movie ticket prices to watch that.
the LT or LDT?
Jesse Jackson sounds like he's chewing on his tongue when he's talking.
jesse jacksonhe bangs 16 yearolds and never had a jobhe's a piece of shit
I wonder who Bill and Hillary will chose for the higher level cabinet positions.
Fuzzy Zoeller has to be so pissed about the election.
He can name zeke Secretary of Ze Slapper
they (black people, 100% black not the jeter kind) are already complaining that he hasn't named any black cabinet members yetalso sayin this was a huge step but there is more civil rights movements ahead, we need to keep moving forwardjesse, al, oprah there is no more north vs south, you guys can cut this out now, you people create racism
I heard Colin Powell as the possible Secretary of Edumacation...
"they (black people, 100% black not the jeter kind) are already complaining that he hasn't named any black cabinet members yet"It'd be pretty funny if Bush had more black cabinet members than Obama.
TI for Defense Secretarydo it Osama, DO IT
I was upset there haven't been more people of Irish decent opn the cabinet. My people have gone without long enough!!
My people have gone without long enough!!history making regime my ass, Osama be racist, you.
I wonder when the Executive Order for every citizen having to wear Dashiki's comes out?
"jesse, al, oprah there is no more north vs south, you guys can cut this out now, you people create racism"word
"the LT or LDT?"the LT.
Air Force 1 will now be called Air Jordan 1
how long until the white house shows up on MTV Cribs?1 month after he's sworn in?
"already complaining that he hasn't named any black cabinet members yet"hilarity
goodbye Bald Eagle, hello Fried Chicken as our national bird.
he crip walks into the white house the first time right?
one of my text messages:EVERYONE IS TO REPORT TO THE COTTON FIELDS TOMMORROW MORNING, 7AM. ORIENTATION!
Kool-Aid is now tax exempt.
I've had to fake cough to cover the LOL from EP's last two comments.ns
"It's weird to see a black man promising change. Usually they are in the streets begging for it."
So Osama is never allowed to go into a swimming pool right? Can't have the prez drown on us.
"Rose garden at the white house is now a watermelon patch."
"Rose garden at the white house is now a watermelon patch."holy jeebus this is hilarity
Awesome, mize's time masheen took us back to 1900
bilateral negiotiations will now be games of 21 and you must hit the 3 to win.
"jerry rice is gay"don't tell his wife or 3 kids, they are really committed to the lie that he is straight.
they are just jokes keefrelax
White house limos will now have chrome spinners
"market down another 360thank you obama"stop it. you know it would have gone down if mccain got elected.the market goes up before the election and down afterwards.
and they are not mine, i'm getting bombarded with them via text messages (no, not from peter king)
Grape Soda will be served at all State Dinners at the white house, no exceptions or substitutions please.
"bilateral negiotiations will now be games of 21 and you must hit the 3 to win."hilarity. 1900, absolutely.. but still making me laugh.
"stop it. you know it would have gone down if mccain got elected."false, initial reaction it would have gone up, wall street likes free trade and business dont like getting taxedif it went down it would have been for other reasons
"fun fares to Canada"fun in canada means gay.
who doesnt love a good racial joke
"Obama wanted to know where do all the white women be at."
"Included in the free health care plan are gold fronts."
"Included in the free health care plan are gold fronts."hilarity
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