Monday, November 10, 2008

A freakian effort...except the except opposite

Wow, what a great weekend. The #3 team in the country goes down. It rained for about 7 minutes here. We had a drunkfest at my mom’s on Saturday night for my grandpa’s 80th birthday and just about everyone there was shitcanned. And mize saw some stripper boobies. Of course, it’s in Wisconsin, so you can draw your own conclusion about what they looked like. However, I did some spiff-like research and found that the paparazzi was there and this (SFW) picture was posted on the internets. It looks like mize wasn’t lying when he said it was a top 10 day in his life. He looks like a kid in a candy store. Good for you, mize.

So rev’s in India for the next couple weeks. I think he’s going to play golf with the Dalai Lama. Big hitter, the Lama. But not so much with the tipping. I think it’s just another excuse for rev not to comment. But if he really is in India, and he finds an internets connection to comment, then +100 helmet stickers for him. Don’t believe the rumors that Air Mumbai charged rev $25 for carrying on an inner tube. Rumors be ugly, you. I’ve always wondered one thing…do you think white people run all the 7-11’s in India?

It would take a minimum of $500k for me to stand in front of Brandon Jacobs coming at me with a full head of steam.

I watched a little bit of the Indy/Pitt game. It looked like Indy was loading up with 8 in the box a lot. If I ever end up coaching football (AHIIK), I’m going to use that defense and just call it “Beth”. It’ll be great.

Softball update: We split the doubleheader tonight. I went 3 for 5 with 4 walks. And Terry Porter was at the ballpark. I knew he was from Milwaukee so I walked up to him and asked if he was familiar with the legend of mize. He looked at me like I was an idiot for asking it, and that he was going to offer a roster spot before the 2005-06 season but he never had the chance to before he was let go. He was confident that mize could have led them to at least 2 titles. But he did said that UPS is lucky to have a talent like his.

That’s all for now. Don’t forget to tip your bartender.

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spaceman spiff said...

penn state wr with alligator arms on that last int was hilarity, cut his ass

spaceman spiff said...

andy reid singlehandedly trying to bring down rev's happiness level

spaceman spiff said...

2 running plays to end the game in that offense? step down andy

spaceman spiff said...

lakers layed the smackdown, 95-40 after starting 16-32

El Padrino said...

mcnabb sucks, campbell is better than him

psu, wft

ok vs TT boner already in effect

nice post

the kodfish went down

rams are good (at sucking)

great colt/pitt game

knicks hand jazz flutes 1st loss

El Padrino said...

rev in india

his farts will literally smell like indian food inside a diaper while his body odor will most likely resemble the smell of big foot's dick

El Padrino said...

when rev flies is he required to sit in the middle of the plane, like in the aisle?

Jugdish said...

rev is going to wear his Timberlands painted black.

El Padrino said...

the first reader comment on this ridiculous article said what i would say

blue said...

Herm with the huge huevos, but those eggs were cracked

blue said...

hahahahahaha

fuck you circuit city...."where's our bailout"

El Padrino said...

what's funny about Circuit City was everyone would tell me Best Buy had higher prices than them

Jugdish said...

best buy is the better...or the bester

Jugdish said...

Obama missed the boat on taking some of the points from the Jets and giving them to the Rams.

ouch!

When I saw the 40-0 half time score all I could think about was elp saying there is no way the Jets should be favored by 9 points.

Jugdish said...

I wouldn't have taken the jets either...but it was funny.

El Padrino said...

it was funny

tem said...

"Don’t forget to tip your bartender. "

funny this is in here.

on friday i did not tip the bartender for the first time in my life.

she was the worst, she did not deserve a tip.

Jugdish said...

did you get her number?

El Padrino said...

nice work tem, you have to be a bad bartender not to get tipped

tem said...

no she was really really old, would just take the order of whoever was closest to her no matter how long they had been standing there, was slow as dirt and gave me bud select even though i ordered miller lite.

blue said...

"what's funny about Circuit City was everyone would tell me Best Buy had higher prices than them"

circuit city was dumb, instead of contracting when they started having problems they kept opening stores thinking that would solve all their problems. The store that's by my house has been open less than a year and is now closing.

blue said...

if she was old, maybe she couldn't see and thought she had grabbed miller lite.

it's the social security reform that obamer has put in place that makes granny a bartender now.

tem said...

also she would take about 1 minute breaks in between orders.

it was horrible.

tem said...

"if she was old, maybe she couldn't see and thought she had grabbed miller lite."

maybe. in any case i just drank the bud select because i didn't want to wait the 10 minutes it would have taken her to get me another beer.

blue said...

was this coyote ugly?

tem said...

no it was nationwide arena.

Jugdish said...

flask it next time

El Padrino said...

cav game, suite

tem said...

blue jackets game.

cavs play in cleveland.

tem said...

and it was in the suite.

My new tattoo said...

good times

blue said...

oh, i don't tip the bartender at games

blue said...

they aren't worthy

Jugdish said...

Was it an actual bar at the stadium or just a beer stand?

I tip them at the actual bars, but not the beer stands.

tem said...

"Was it an actual bar at the stadium or just a beer stand?
"

actual bar.

El Padrino said...

what's a twitter?

blue said...

oh, actual bar...good point Jug

blue said...

"what's a twitter?"

it's some way to be able to keep up with your blog or some shit, on your mobile phone

blue said...

"Twitter is a free social networking and micro-blogging service that allows its users to send and read other users' updates (otherwise known as tweets), which are text-based posts of up to 140 characters in length.

Updates are displayed on the user's profile page and delivered to other users who have signed up to receive them"

El Padrino said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

"Captain America is set to hit theaters on May 6th 2011"

suite.

tem said...

is that after the world ends?

My new tattoo said...

RIP EP's blog

El Padrino said...

freak fix my blog

El Padrino said...

or T

blue said...

blog

My new tattoo said...

I need 9.01 pts out of Warner tonight

blue said...

that will happen

tem said...

i need < 10 out of boldin.

i lost my $$$ league game by .5 points.

fucking IDPs screwed me. 2 of 6 got hurt and got me 0 points.

Jugdish said...

the giants eagles game was very helpful for me in my money leagues.

tem said...

not me

El Padrino said...

Brandon Jacobs, please don't try and hurdle defenders.

Regards, El PAD

blue said...

KC should've run the statute* of liberty play

tem said...

going for 2 and the win looks dumb when you fail miserably.

blue said...

it still makes sense though on the road.

you gotta believe your team can get 3 yards.

although i'd have probably used the previous 3 plays that were unsuccesful from 2 yards out as a gauge as to whether they could get those 3 yards.

El Padrino said...

they are 1-7, were down 5 defenders

who cares, they stink i move on

blue said...

you stink

El Padrino said...

no i dont

tem said...

i stand by my "going for 2 looks dumb when you fail miserably"

Jugdish said...

slider...you stink

My new tattoo said...

"i stand by my "going for 2 looks dumb when you fail miserably""

tem has the best hindsight vision

Jugdish said...

20/10

Jugdish said...

tem only got that after his hindsight lasik

My new tattoo said...

milk was a bad choice

tem said...

"tem only got that after his hindsight lasik"

it was worth it.

tem said...

better late than never.

blue said...

it doesn't look dumb when you've already missed an XP earlier in the game

blue said...

although it looks dum that you missed one earlier

tem said...

i stand by my "going for 2 looks dumb when you fail miserably"

Beth said...

Hey blue, we betting on the Falcons-Broncos game this weekend?

My new tattoo said...

What's going on with tem & the good egg waitress?

tem said...

"What's going on with tem & the good egg waitress?"

nothing.

spaceman spiff said...

"Brandon Jacobs, please don't try and hurdle defenders."

didnt know it was possible for him to get laid out like that, there is hope now

spaceman spiff said...

lebron completely emabrrassed luol deng

blue said...

"Hey blue, we betting on the Falcons-Broncos game this weekend?"

sure, why not. I haven't had my name/pic changed in awhile.

El Padrino said...

spiff anyone can get laid out whilst airborne

it was foolish and let them back in the game

El Padrino said...

should i move to chicago?

blue said...

just found out that because of holidays and how my trip is planned, i'll be gone for 4 days but my dog has to be boarded for 10 days.

fuck that kennel

Beth said...

"sure, why not. I haven't had my name/pic changed in awhile"

Confidence just oozes from you there.

El Padrino said...

blue we dont speak spanish, please explain further

El Padrino said...

palin interview tonight, 10pm

El Padrino said...

"RALEIGH, N.C. — A North Carolina teenager who studied teen highway deaths as a senior high school project is dead after a crash."

ironic

JFreak said...

"freak fix my blog"

i can try.

blue said...

"should i move to chicago?"

only if you suck

My new tattoo said...

"should i move to chicago?"


Only for the pizza

El Padrino said...

why do i ask you peckerheads anything

blue said...

"blue we dont speak spanish, please explain further"

the kennel is closed on christmas eve and christmas day, new years eve and new years day. Since i'm leaving early on the day after christmas, i now have to drop my dog off on the 23rd since that's the last day they're open. Then we get back late on the 30th (after they are closed that day) so the soonest I can pick my dog up is the 2nd. So my trip is the 26-30th...and my dog has to be boarded the 23rd-2nd...ridiculous.

blue said...

""should i move to chicago?""

at least the whitesox make the playoffs

El Padrino said...

freak my blog wont publish on the new web address and i bought the domain through blogger/google, troubleshot it to death with no results

give it a try, i guess email me and i will give you my password

blue said...

btw-

knicks are better than i thought they'd be this season...so far

blue said...

OJ Mayo looks pretty decent

spaceman spiff said...

both my $$$ league point guards sprained their ankles the game after scoring their career highs, wft

blue said...

"Confidence just oozes from you there."

Atlanta beat the sox off of NO this weekend and the broncos suck.

is 1 day enough

spaceman spiff said...

fuck oj mayo, takes a lot of shots away from rudy gay

blue said...

marc gasol still looks like chewbacca

El Padrino said...

that's rough spiff

Beth said...

"is 1 day enough"

Well since you're not exactly enthusiastic about the bet we can go with 1.

El Padrino said...

"knicks are better than i thought they'd be this season...so far"

yea, well they can score...the key to them winning games is getting some key stops

spaceman spiff said...

britney was finally allowed to take her kids out of state again, so they get to mississippi, and her son has a seizure.

My new tattoo said...

the key to everyone winning games is getting some key stops


*fixed

spaceman spiff said...

EP, david lee wft, this was supposed to be his breakout year

Working towards 2-10 said...

someone shitbird here just referred to Washington Mutual (Wa-Mu) as "wahoo" but was NS.

blue said...

WaMu has the best fish tacos

Working towards 2-10 said...

iswydt

Working towards 2-10 said...

shitbird is still talking, this is Billy Madison debate-esque

spaceman spiff said...

Ep will like this ass

adrienne bailon, think she's puerto rican, thus the ass. she was in the group 3lw with that 'no more' song, she's on disney now, disney chicks love taking nude pics it seems

spaceman spiff said...

biz-niss ethics

El Padrino said...

"EP, david lee wft, this was supposed to be his breakout year"

yeah not sure why he's not rebounding more, he's scoring a bit more but he is not starting, d'antoi likes chandler to start

El Padrino said...

Kim K's brother taps that

amazing

it's bootyful spiff

tem said...

"should i move to chicago?"

yes

tem said...

"my trip is the 26-30th"

you can't get someone to dog sit the thing for 4 days?

tem said...

"so they get to mississippi, and her son has a seizure."

that's a common reaction to mississippi.

Working towards 2-10 said...

you can't get someone to dog sit the thing for 4 days?

leave the dog at home with food out and the door open. if it lives then it was meant to be, if not, RIP Poochie.

tem said...

depending on where blue lives that'd work too or get a pet door built into the real door.

El Padrino said...

what kind of dog blue

tem said...

seriously though, i'd watch the damn dog for 4 days.

you have to stop by 2 or 3 times a day for like 10 minutes to let the thing poop.

tem said...

but CO is too far to drive to dog sit.

tem said...

get mr. as. to do it, he is close(r).

El Padrino said...

mickey D's is recession proof

blue said...

it's a chocolate lab. I may just ask one of the neighbors to come by and let her out a couple times a day if they're in town.

tem said...

axing a neighbor seems like a cheaper alternative.

tem said...

"mickey D's is recession proof"

as is prostitution

El Padrino said...

just curious why cant you bring the dog, assuming it doesnt cost a million dollars

blue said...

it costs a lot and is a hassle to put the dog on an airplane

El Padrino said...

other than a neighbor you dont have any friends/family in your LODO?

El Padrino said...

that's the only thing about moving to chicago, no fam

blue said...

"other than a neighbor you dont have any friends/family in your LODO?"

not that are going to be in town that week

tem said...

you can make new fam in chicago.

they have barbers there too.

tem said...

"LODO"

::blank stare::

El Padrino said...

LODO

spaceman spiff said...

reed doughty sucks, so he makes bank selling his number, think he's done it 3 times now

blue said...

i don't live near lodo, i'm too old or too poor, or both

spaceman spiff said...

peter king says brandon marshall called him up asking for his advice about his planned TD celebration.

i dont believe that shit for a second SP

spaceman spiff said...

"...Stokley thought if Marshall made a big show of putting on gloves, seeking out the camera, he might get flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct (though if the refs had known the meaning of the gesture, it would actually have been "sportsmanlike'' conduct)."

goddman i hate SP

Jugdish said...

i dont believe that shit for a second SP



I was thinking the same thing.

blue said...

yeah, because brandon marshall cares about what SP has to say

i'm sure Marshall called Obamer too to get his opinion

JFreak said...

I now present to you...

anthonypadrino.com

wooooooooooo.

Jugdish said...

(though if the refs had known the meaning of the gesture, it would actually have been "sportsmanlike'' conduct)."



tear

blue said...

Freak gets LoV member of the day this week

El Padrino said...

way to go freak
i owe you a beer

spaceman spiff said...

"The threat of hell doesnt bother me one bit. For all I know this is hell."

nice work EP, i chortled at this

Working towards 2-10 said...

is there any chance that we see even a partially nekkid Meadow Soprano next week on Entourage?

My new tattoo said...

On this day in 1983...

"Marvelous" Marvin Hagler successfully defended his world middleweight boxing title with a 15-round decision over Roberto Duran

El Padrino said...

glad you enjoyed it spiff

blue said...

"is there any chance that we see even a partially nekkid Meadow Soprano next week on Entourage?"

about the same chance as the Mets winning the '08 world series

El Padrino said...

nice work on kod's name zeke

blue said...

or the rockies winning the '09 world series for that matter

My new tattoo said...

"WaMu has the best fish tacos

iswydt"


IDSWYDT

blue said...

wahoo's fish tacos, is a restuarant in Colorado and California and texas and hawaii

tem said...

there is no wahoo's fish tacos in ohio.

My new tattoo said...

Nor here. But IWHSWYDT if they did have them here

tem said...

yeah me too.

El Padrino said...

obviously none here either

Working towards 2-10 said...

nice work on kod's name zeke

thanks, twas an easy one to come up with.

My new tattoo said...

So I guess the Giants are gonna make the playoffs

Working towards 3-9 said...

mine as well keep it accurate, let me know if you want to keep it at 2-10 temster.

Working towards 3-9 said...

G-men are stout, very impressive.

hats off to Kaiser Coughlin, I figured he'd be long unemployed by now.

El Padrino said...

"So I guess the Giants are gonna make the playoffs"

well yea, but i havent thought of a name yet

Jugdish said...

Obama's most dramatic step would be to name New York Senator Hillary Clinton, his defeated rival for the Democratic presidential nomination, as secretary of state. Two Obama advisers confirm the idea has been discussed, though they say they don't know how seriously the president-elect is considering it or whether Clinton would accept it.



*gulp

El Padrino said...

stop it jug, i just ate

Working towards 3-9 said...

*gulp

the way Bhillary* went away "quietly" at the convention you knew they struck a deal.

twill be interesting to see how she gets paid back.

S-O-S would be a disaster

tem said...

3-9 is good as long as it doesn't count as my last change.

tem said...

she is gonna be secretary of keeping the oval office clean.

Working towards 3-9 said...

imagine her with other heads of state:

Hillary: "Let's discuss missile defense and arms proliferation"

other leaders : "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Hillary: "please, focus, what is the...."

other leaders cutting her off:
"AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"

Working towards 3-9 said...

3-9 is good as long as it doesn't count as my last change.

this one is on the house

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need a new radiator. Good-bye, $400.

Working towards 3-9 said...

do you think Hillary's go-to line for getting 'spek and attention will be "don't make me whip my dick out"

My new tattoo said...

"I need a new radiator. Good-bye, $400."

Good thing you started the XBox fund

My new tattoo said...

Radiator? Who needs a radiator?

tem said...

i bet she has both her and bill's dicks now.

tem said...

she could whip them both out

My new tattoo said...

WSOP is down to heads up

tem said...

"Radiator? Who needs a radiator?"

winter is coming, so he might be ok without one.

the cold air will keep the engine cool enough.

My new tattoo said...

"winter is coming, so he might be ok without one.

the cold air will keep the engine cool enough."

It was supposed to be an ISWYDT, but obviously YDSWIDT

blue said...

::plank stare::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Good thing you started the XBox fund"

Oh. that's right! nice.

tem said...

"YDSWIDT"

i might have seen it but chose to ignore it.

tem said...

and irregardless my 20/10 hindsight will figure it out.

My new tattoo said...

temsight

spaceman spiff said...

"I need a new radiator. Good-bye, $400."

paid my mechanic 40 labor plus part, so 140 total. you need to get your own mechanic asap. when i watched him put it in, it was plug and play you could try to do it yourself

My new tattoo said...

"it was plug and play"

like beth

spaceman spiff said...

when it first cracked i stalled on getting a new one for a couple months by filling it with water and filling the reserve completely full with water everyday, you could do that too since i bet its not as hot over there anyways

My new tattoo said...

He would probably have a radiator full of ice

El Padrino said...

$400 for a radiator is absurd

El Padrino said...

spiff with the ghetto fix

nicely played

tem said...

deke has a BMW, parts are expensive on those.

spaceman spiff said...

re: ice

mix with some coolant then

My new tattoo said...

"mix with some coolant then"

Have to go in town to get coolant

JFreak said...

Longoria officially AL ROY.

Soto is NL ROY.

Working towards 3-9 said...

MLB needs to announce their awards the sooner*

blue said...

I've changed out a radiator on an older car like Meiz's. if he has tools, it's super easy

My new tattoo said...

My old man is a TV repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

tem said...

Mr. As. = Tim Taylor

El Padrino said...

"It’s almost like if you play sports in Boston or write a sports blog in Boston you have no choice, but to be awesome. I mean we’re just dominating shit everywhere and it all starts with the Pats. Every fucking week this team is getting better by leaps and bounds. Every week Matt Cassel looks more like Jeff Hostetler. Seriously at the rate this team is improving we’re going to be scary good by the time the playoffs roll around. Will it be good enough to beat the Giants in the Superbowl? Who knows? But I am 100% convinced that we are on a collision course for a rematch and unlike last year we’ll be peaking at the right time instead of vice versa. "


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

My new tattoo said...

"Mr. As. = Tim Taylor"

You bottle my mind, tem

tem said...

i know tim taylor was not a TV repairman. but he was on TV.

My new tattoo said...

If you haven't seen the movie I quoted, tem, go out and rent it tonight.

My new tattoo said...

"i know tim taylor was not a TV repairman. but he was on TV."

::blank stare::

My new tattoo said...

bolder

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