Wow, what a great weekend. The #3 team in the country goes down. It rained for about 7 minutes here. We had a drunkfest at my mom’s on Saturday night for my grandpa’s 80th birthday and just about everyone there was shitcanned. And mize saw some stripper boobies. Of course, it’s in Wisconsin, so you can draw your own conclusion about what they looked like. However, I did some spiff-like research and found that the paparazzi was there and this (SFW) picture was posted on the internets. It looks like mize wasn’t lying when he said it was a top 10 day in his life. He looks like a kid in a candy store. Good for you, mize.
So rev’s in India for the next couple weeks. I think he’s going to play golf with the Dalai Lama. Big hitter, the Lama. But not so much with the tipping. I think it’s just another excuse for rev not to comment. But if he really is in India, and he finds an internets connection to comment, then +100 helmet stickers for him. Don’t believe the rumors that Air Mumbai charged rev $25 for carrying on an inner tube. Rumors be ugly, you. I’ve always wondered one thing…do you think white people run all the 7-11’s in India?
It would take a minimum of $500k for me to stand in front of Brandon Jacobs coming at me with a full head of steam.
I watched a little bit of the Indy/Pitt game. It looked like Indy was loading up with 8 in the box a lot. If I ever end up coaching football (AHIIK), I’m going to use that defense and just call it “Beth”. It’ll be great.
Softball update: We split the doubleheader tonight. I went 3 for 5 with 4 walks. And Terry Porter was at the ballpark. I knew he was from Milwaukee so I walked up to him and asked if he was familiar with the legend of mize. He looked at me like I was an idiot for asking it, and that he was going to offer a roster spot before the 2005-06 season but he never had the chance to before he was let go. He was confident that mize could have led them to at least 2 titles. But he did said that UPS is lucky to have a talent like his.
That’s all for now. Don’t forget to tip your bartender.