Friday, November 28, 2008

El Pad's Weekly Betting Forum

Every one had enough? Why do we do it to ourselves. I literally couldn't move for an hour straight. And when I did move it was to get a piece of pie. How silly is that? Speaking of silly the Lions tried to play professional football yesterday. It didn't work out. Seahawks were more competitive although the score didn't indicate that. I would have watched a pee-wee all-star football game than that slop. Maybe Snoop's team vs Asthon Kutcher Knife's team.

Moving on I woke up with what I'm calling a "Hines Ward" Cold. Because it came out of nowhere and smacked me silly. Jeaz-a-loo I need a bed right now. With that said you'll be getting just picks. I will not drop any knowledge on you. Deal with it. It's already 9:05 for crissakes.

Where I Stand:
Cash : $1483
Picks: 36-28

Straight Bets ($50)
Pittsburgh +2.5 over WVU
ECU -6 over Texas El Paso
Kansas/Mizzou over 69
Florida State +16.5 over Florida
Southern Cal -32 over Notre Dame

Big Boys....
Green Bay -3 over Carolina ($100)
Green bay mad. Carolina mad too. Green bay home.

St.Louis +10 over Miami ($100)
Dolphins have not covered a spread since Bill Parcells was a C cup.

New Orleans +4 over Tampa ($250)
Just think Saints push for a playoff spot. Started Monday night.

Colts -4.5 over Browns ($300)
Easy as the pie that went down yesterday. This bet decreases to ($100) with any chance of bad weather.

Oh and Oregon does win. Some reason or another Jehovah likes the Buckeyes. Zeke/Spiff, 2 day name change bet for Wash/Giant game? Wash is plus 3 at home.

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El Padrino said...

if i'm the only one here i will be pissed off

El Padrino said...

fuck you

I read romance novels said...

Zeke/Spiff, 2 day name change bet for Wash/Giant game? Wash is plus 3 at home.

done

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm here, ya mook.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

the NXE

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

is weird

Tyler said...

Lemme, lemme, lemme upgradeya, upgradeya

Tyler said...

God, those games SUCKED yesterday.

Tyler said...

Lemme upgradeya

Tyler said...

DirecTV is flooding the SportCenter commercial breaks with that commercial.

El Padrino said...

cool, peoples

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My goddman eyeball is beet red today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Brian Westbrook

Tyler said...

Inside the NFL 2.0 on Showtime looks terrible. Collinsworth, JB, Phil Simms and Warren Sapp. No thanks.

Tyler said...

I put Westbrook in right before I left for my Mom's house yesterday. Thank God.

Tyler said...

Marbury gets paid $398k a game to sit on the bench.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I put Westbrook in right before I left for my Mom's house yesterday. Thank God."


Sittin' on the bench in the LOV league

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

for free

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

who's gettin buck wild up in this piece?

El Padrino said...

no clue that game was on last night

El Padrino said...

what is wrong with people

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm hungry as a bitch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what is wrong with people"


And this is why I have an overall disdain for the general public. Those people should all be tried for manslaughter at the very least.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wouldn't mind doing some drugs right about now.

El Padrino said...

like what kind
i only do drugs that grow from the earth

El Padrino said...

pills shrink your johnson and destroy your kidney

i'd rather destroy my kidney with alcohol

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"like what kind
i only do drugs that grow from the earth"


right.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"pills shrink your johnson and destroy your kidney

i'd rather destroy my kidney with alcohol"


and right.







You only have 1 kidney?

El Padrino said...

no clue
if i was born with 2 then i still have two

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, you should have 2. Unless you sold one to pay off the bookie.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Get off my porch you..........WEINER!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just had a half clown challenge

El Padrino said...

how much can i get for a kidney anyway, speaking of that i told mzelp to sell her eggs since she doesnt need them for awhile

she didn't take a liking to the idea

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how much can i get for a kidney anyway,"


I think you can get like 10k for it

El Padrino said...

10K is sweet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

but you gotta trust some back alley butcher to cut it out of you.

El Padrino said...

true, i should sell an eyeball and wear a patch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It'll be tough to drive a car, shoot hoops, and play football with no depth perception. Might wanna take that into consideration.

El Padrino said...

alba before honor

El Padrino said...

"It'll be tough to drive a car, shoot hoops, and play football with no depth perception. Might wanna take that into consideration."

duly noted.

Keith S said...

That pic of Alba playing fooyball in the water is one of my favorite EvAr!!

Keith S said...

I just woke up. Fucking felt great

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

gfy

El Padrino said...

wow, congrats keef

Keith S said...

First time in at least 6 months that I've slept more than 5 hours. I should ask fmk to leave more often.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I still had the time masheen

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"First time in at least 6 months that I've slept more than 5 hours."


::flank stair::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I get at least 7 hours a day

Keith S said...

mize
Are you at work today?

El Padrino said...

my sleep is pitiful as well

Keith S said...

I forgot to pick a suicide team this week. Goddman it

Keith S said...

If mize is not at work, I'm gonna post some titties

Keith S said...

The bad part about sleeping in is that I was gonna bet $.06 on ECU -6 but missed it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Are you at work today?"


Of course

Keith S said...

OK no titties then

Keith S said...

This is hilarious

El Padrino said...

titties please

Keith S said...

Titties for EP

nsfw obviously

El Padrino said...

damn got the hand, it was a valiant effort though

Keith S said...

Are you at work too?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can always look at titties at work

Keith S said...

I love my Blues with all my heart, but I won't be ridiculous and ask for a Stanley Cup.

Just stop it, ESPN

El Padrino said...

i'm at work too, depends on the site

Keith S said...

Here, try the. I put it on a web hosting page.

Keith S said...

*this, not the

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People just can't take no for an answer. I'm gonna kick somebody the fuck outta here soon, deserving or not. Just to make an example of them.

El Padrino said...

nice keef, who is that

Keith S said...

jessica difeo

Keith S said...

3 hours until tailgate time

El Padrino said...

what

asu game
im lost

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

the nimrod was just gone for over an hour.

Keith S said...

Yeah ASU plays UCLA tonight. last home game

Keith S said...

Then next week ASU/UofA. fmk's younger sister goes to UA, so we're going to drive down for the game. I might get in a fight down there

El Padrino said...

i think kiffin is the tennessee coach now

Keith S said...

I need to find a good name/pic for freak for next week

Keith S said...

EP is 2-0 so far

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't believe I have to be here tomorrow, too.

Jesus fuck.

Keith S said...

I will be doing nothing the rest of the weekend

Keith S said...

Except maybe Sunday. fmk gets home then and we'll probably put up Christmas shit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm a man. I have a 360. I have my limits!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fmk gets home then and we'll probably put up Christmas shit"


Gross.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm sure I'll be dragging the tree upstairs soon.

Keith S said...

Your face is gross

Keith S said...

I wonder if kod had a traditional Thanksgiving dinner with the indians last night

Keith S said...

And artist's rendering of kod's Thanksgiving afternoon

El Padrino said...

xmas stuff this weekend

fo sho

El Padrino said...

2-0 smells good

El Padrino said...

no plax sunday

El Padrino said...

is ocho cinco serious?

Keith S said...

Is that really him? The dude in those pics doesn't have gold teef

El Padrino said...

i dunno

El Padrino said...

i want this for xmas

Keith S said...

Seems like the beer would get warm pretty fast in that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ocho's the best

Keith S said...

Yay, I hit my Duke/Duquesne over bet

Keith S said...

Bet $0.01 to win $0.0182



Cha-CHING!!!

Keith S said...

OU/OSU o/u 75. Oof

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had a delicious caramel pecan truffle

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love Ocho's leather Members Only jacket.

El Padrino said...

ross perot is broke

Keith S said...

I don't like nuts

El Padrino said...

cold suck because your really not that sick to be in bed but they are annoying

El Padrino said...

i threw up a pleghm ball the size of a hamburger patty

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i threw up a phlegm ball the size of a hamburger patty"


delicious

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I could go for some smoked salmon

El Padrino said...

nah

El Padrino said...

i'm out son

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FUCK WORK

Keith S said...

Time to gate some tail

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

congratulations. Gate that tail

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thanksgiving leftovers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like betting moneylines. Too bad I have yet to hit one.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This ought to be a fun night.
















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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My moneyline bets NEVER hit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vegas is smrt

Keith S said...

I took ASU -10 and their offense was outscored 9-6. But their D scored 28 pts

JFreak said...

The defense only scored 24 points.

JFreak said...

Plax got shot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Plax shooting himself in the leg at a club is hilarious. What a douchebag.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well, my giant piece of shit car makes a new noise. One of the wheels that the belts go around squeaks. WD40 did not help. I'm doomed.

Keith S said...

rev
If you're lurking this weekend. I'm playing golf with Lou Marson tomorrow morning

Keith S said...

Wow, Joe McKnight is fast

Keith S said...

USC song girls are hottttttttttt

Keith S said...

Mike Patrick needs to get his facts straight. He's talking about Joe McKnight, talking about how talented he is. Then he says "southern California is such a hotbed for football talent..."
Oh by the by, McKnight is from Looziana

Keith S said...

I hate USC but this is fun to watch them destroy ND

Keith S said...

hahahahahaha, Lendale White gets on camera on the USC sideline and says "Notre Dame sucks! Yeah, I said it"

Keith S said...

I'm gonna break zeke's comment record

Keith S said...

SSSSSSSSSSSSS

Keith S said...

I think my hike school team is better than ND this year

Keith S said...

So yeah, Weis' fat as. needs to go

Keith S said...

SC defense is ath-a-let-ic

Keith S said...

If you painted Weis' throat red he would look like a turkey

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

block

Keith S said...

block this, retard

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

retard this, retard

El Padrino said...

plax just another hoodrat nigga

hope jints put this behind him and keep rolling

El Padrino said...

great college football yesterday

El Padrino said...

and i hope pierce had nothing to do with it, although it seems as if maybe he did

El Padrino said...

fucking mortenson

El Padrino said...

i'm sick as a dog

El Padrino said...

usc song girls, yes please

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I suck at Assassin's Creed when I'm drunk.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sparty & Friends got a media credential. WTF?

El Padrino said...

"Sparty & Friends got a media credential. WTF?"

told you we can make this lov thing nigger than just a chat room

your all just lazy to help me out

El Padrino said...

*bigger

whoa

El Padrino said...

nothing is worse than being home sick with no 360, something i s wrong with it

El Padrino said...

bad weather across the board on east coast

=

good football games

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just dropped Matt Bryant for Kris Brown because of weather

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"your all just lazy to help me out"


How so?

I was on board with the idea.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why no 360?

El Padrino said...

cord that goes from the box to the tv is just not working, tried different cords and nothing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I ♥ chocolate milk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cord that goes from the box to the tv is just not working, tried different cords and nothing"

The cord from the xbox?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope Kod shows up today, so he can bitch about the Vikings' winning.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My stat tracker isn't working. Not happy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

reboot fixes everything

El Padrino said...

WADR to Taylor, skin fans in audience right now :

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFACE!

El Padrino said...

yea, cord from the xobx, the one withthe 6 outjacks attached at the other end

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got a 5 line parlay going today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yea, cord from the xobx, the one withthe 6 outjacks attached at the other end"


Did you try the standard definition set?

I read romance novels said...

Cheddar Bob Burress is hilarity.

El Padrino said...

yea, works for 5 minutes then all hell breaks losse

wish i was rich i'd just buy a new one

El Padrino said...

now i gotta send it back i assume

El Padrino said...

jacobs gained 7....

been hearing that since week one

I read romance novels said...

bought asasin's* creed, COD3 and Madden 08 today.

El Padrino said...

BOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I read romance novels said...

Gints are pushing the skins shit in today.

El Padrino said...

COD 3 is the best game i ever played

NS

I read romance novels said...

nice, I loved COD2 so looking fwd to this one.

El Padrino said...

i should call in sick tomorrow

El Padrino said...

and i've bene playing vid games since NES (pops bought home an Atari once but is was from a secondhand store and barely worked)

El Padrino said...

Joe McKnight is fast.

El Padrino said...

wish i had a laptop, i need to lay down and cant take the pc with me

El Padrino said...

shoulda stomped a mutha out for one at wal-mart friday

El Padrino said...

oh no, o'hara hurt

El Padrino said...

i'm not even kidding when i say this

amani toomer is the most underated football player in the league

El Padrino said...

de angelo hall sucks

El Padrino said...

and is a bonehead

El Padrino said...

did i mention i love football?

El Padrino said...

a TD here would be nice

I read romance novels said...

wow, a sack, albeit a coverage sack.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

stop

El Padrino said...

good job skins to tighten there

El Padrino said...

14-0 would have been a disaster

El Padrino said...

gonna get call of duty world at war for xmas (once i fix the damn box)

El Padrino said...

"I'm here, ya mook."

nice work here deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bruce scores a TD & goes to give the ball to a guy, and the Bills fan sitting next to him swats it away. Awesome.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jeezus. Tem's betting 4 liners on the NHL now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My parlay

Bills -7
Dolphins -7.5
Colts -6
Giants -4
Steelers +1



C'mon, Bills.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A-Rod's a stud

I read romance novels said...

Best Buy/Channuka commercial is awful.

I read romance novels said...

So Texas will get screwed by the BCS today?

El Padrino said...

YES, Texas will get screwed

El Padrino said...

derick ward

dont forget we had ryan grant too last year in camp

El Padrino said...

that's just silly

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ryan Grant & his 3.9 ypc? Meh.

I read romance novels said...

they cut grant right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Practice squad

I read romance novels said...

Frito's be lettin' ya know.

don't even trip.

I read romance novels said...

He was originally signed by the New York Giants as an undrafted free agent in 2005 but was traded to the Packers shortly before the 2007 season in exchange for a future sixth-round draft pick.

blessed be

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