Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Election Day!

Finally it is here. Let's get it over with already. I hate politics. I hate election day. You want 5 reasons I hate it? Sure:

1) Stupid Commercials: I don't even know who half these people are. Why is some lady who is running for county coroner (more on that later) saying something bad about some dude who is running for it as well?? Really? Mudslinging in the coroners race? I couldn't give a shit less who is the fucking county coroner or whether or not they have ever run a business.

2) Too much shit to vote for: How the fuck am I supposed to be an informed voter when I have to vote for over 100 things. Between federal, state and local shit I am voting for over 100 things. I have shit to do, I don't have time to become educated on this many things. I have an idea, let's just make shit like county coroner an appointed position. I'll vote for the Governor and he can just tell me who my county coroner is going to be. I have to vote for county coroner, but I don't get to vote for the Secretary of Defense? Not that I want to vote for the Sec of Defense, I'm cool with it being an appointed position, I just don't want to be bothered with the coroner vote.

3) Too long of lines: I got there this morning. Two hour wait. Fuck that, I'm voting later today. I can't show up to work past 10am and say "I was voting." If I did that I'd soon be saying "I usedtacould be employed." Fuck the long lines with a huge ass stick....oh and so what happens when I get in this line today. Some dude with a ridiculous accent starts talking to me like we are best friends. I'm cool with small talk and all that, but when you start telling me about your great aunt Weazy I gotta draw the line and just go to work instead of standing in line.

4) Politicians Suck: Seriously? This is the best our country has to offer?? This is worse than the QB situation in the NFL. I mean at least there they have 5 or so really good QBs. On a national scale I doubt there are 5 good politicians. They all are dumbasses. I can totally see how donkeys and shit get elected to be mayors of towns. I'd vote for a beagle for county coroner, put Baxter on the ticket, he'll get some votes, nobody even knows what the coroner does. Do they just come in and say "yep he's dead"? Let Baxter do it. If he chews on them, then they are dead.

5) Door to door "do-gooders": It's Monday night and you come knocking on my door to tell me how evil Obama is and how awesome McCain is? What the hell is wrong with you? I'm pretty sure my mind is already made up at that point. Coming to my door and telling me that Obama wasn't even born in the United States is not going to sway my vote. I got more important shit to worry about, like do I buy another 3 pound bag of Sour Patch Kids or do I stay away from them because I eat them like Rev eats everything. I'm pretty sure that if Obama was born in some other country that the Republicans would have said something by now. Or maybe their plan is to wait until after the election so McCain wins by default. Who knows, but on the Monday night before the election you can keep your smarmy ass home.


OK let's just hit some random shit then a movie review and call it a post:

1) I said this in comments yesterday, but it is worth saying again. Crabtree needs to learn to run with the ball closer to his body. I don't care if his hands are the size of Mr. As.'s entire upper torso. He is gonna fumble all day and night until he learns to hold that ball right.

2) The hook and ladder is a sweet play and should be run more often in the middle of games. I guess coaches think it is too risky. It is probably safer and more effective than having your third team WR throw a pass back across the field to someone, so just run the hook and ladder.

3) In the Texas Tech vs. Texas game when Tech kicked off with 1 second left what would have happened if a Texas guy fielded the ball on his knee(s)?? Would that second have ticked off the clock or would the ball have been dead right away, giving Texas a chance to run a play? I don't know. I need to know.

Movie Review: Valkyrie


This is Tom Cruise's new movie. It'll be out in like a month or so. The movie is about Val Kilmer, but they spelled the title wrong. I think people do that sometimes. Anyway, this is basically Tom Cruise ripping off John Claude Van Damme's movie and then adding a TWIST of it being about someone else.

So Tom Cruise stars as Val Kilmer and he walks around and wishes he was still nailing Elizabeth Shue in the Saint and still playing a cowboy in Tombstone. Those were the days. He even pines for the days of Willow. But I digress. So Tom is staring as Val Kilmer and he decides to test Katie Holmes. He goes to Tom Cruise's house, which is really his, but he is being Val Kilmer, so it isn't his. Anyway Katie let's him in and they do the nasty. Then Tom gets all mad because Katie cheated on him with Val Kilmer, but Katie is all like "no I didn't, I slept with Tom Cruise." and Tom is all like "no, I'm Val Kilmer, you cheating whore!" It is a very tense moment. Probably one of the top 10 tense moments in cinematic history. Maybe top 5.

Anyway, all hell breaks lose because of Katie's cheating. Tom goes on Oprah and jumps on the couch and starts shooting up the place. I guess they let him take a gun in with him. The cops catch Tom, but he pins everything on Val Kilmer. Then Tom uses some Scientology spell, yeah they have spells because I said they do, and tricks the cops. So they go after the real Val Kilmer who is filming a B movie in Utah. Val catches wind of all of this and starts out on a quest to clear his name.

I'll spare you the rest of the details because I don't want to ruin it for you, the quest is possibly the best quest ever, but I will tell you to keep an eye out for a cameo by Fred Savage.

5 out of 5 helmet stickers. Best movie I have reviewed in a long time.

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El Padrino said...

great post

El Padrino said...

regal the beagle would make a tremendous county coroner

El Padrino said...

there were 70 something things for me to vote for, i just cast my presidential, city council, and congressman

Dirt Whore said...

That post was way above D+, but I liked it anyway. Well done Tem.

Dirt Whore said...

And I voted by absentee ballot last week. They don't like dirt whores at the voting places cause out of habit we try to turn tricks in the voting booths.

tem said...

election day deserved C work.

tem said...

i would have stayed in line if there were whores at the voting place.

tem said...

cnn.com says there is some study that says Derek Jeter is the worse fielder in baseball.

hahahahahahahahahahhaha fuck you Jeter.

Dirt Whore said...

"i would have stayed in line if there were whores at the voting place"

As long as they don't give discounts to voters - in GA (and other states from what I've heard) Starbucks could get in trouble for offering free coffee to people with "I've voted" stickers.

What a dumb law - it's not like they're giving it only if you voted for a certain candidate.

El Padrino said...

really dumb

El Padrino said...

speaking of dumb some lady in front of me too about 15 minutes to vote and asked several questions from behind the curtain

tem said...

"What a dumb law - it's not like they're giving it only if you voted for a certain candidate."

and they aren't giving you it if you actually voted. just if you have a sticker. which isn't hard to get. at least 15 people in the office have one on right now.

blue said...

just an aside...you can't get fired if you're voting and are late to work

every company has to give their employees a minimum of 2 hours to vote, they just don't have to pay you for those 2 hours, but if you're salary who cares

tem said...

so far i have been telling everyone in the office that the state is not counting absentee ballots or early ballots.

at least 4 people have totally believed me. even though i say "that's just what i heard or just now made up."

tem said...

"just an aside...you can't get fired if you're voting and are late to work"


they wouldn't say that's why i was fired. they'd just fire me. they can fire me whenever they want.

if i tried to sue they'd just say it was for performance or something.

blue said...

tem needs to be in a union

blue said...

if you got fired you shoulda voted for Obama, he'll take care of you, spread the wealth

Dirt Whore said...

"just an aside...you can't get fired if you're voting and are late to work"

You sure this is right blue? I know about the 2 hour law but if polls open at 7:00 and you show up at 10 then you took more than your 2 hours so I thought they could technically fire you.

blue said...

sources have confirmed that Obama has won Colorado....voting has been open for 44 minutes here

Dirt Whore said...

In a few places in GA, people started camping out at 8:30 last night to vote.

tem said...

"tem needs to be in a union"

maybe i will unionize CPAs.

tem said...

polls open at 6:30 here.

i start work at 8:30.

there is no reason to be late.

also they stay open past 5:30, which is when i am done working.

tem said...

really i wouldn't have gotten fired had i stayed in the 2hr line, but i would have gotten in trouble a little.

tem said...

i will end up just taking a short lunch and then leaving early to go vote.

blue said...

i'm leaving at 3 to go vote

blue said...

yeah, the 2 hour thing is only if you don't have the availability within your work day to go vote otherwise...but tem coulda played dumb, it would have been believable...WADR

El Padrino said...

not that big of a line by me this morning, maybe 40 or so people divided by 8 machines

El Padrino said...

i hear the lines are out of control already though

tem said...

my line was 200 people at least, couldn't really see the begininning of it.

also i am very good at playing dumb.

tem said...

so why hasn't cnn said obama has won already?

blue said...

because the polls haven't opened in CA yet...once they open he'll be declared the winner of CA and have enough electoral votes to be champion...er president

tem said...

stupid west coast bias.

El Padrino said...

Left(wich) Bias

stop it wwl

just stop it

El Padrino said...

"electoral college votes for whoever they want anyway"

sigh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cedarburg is a fucking zoo. The only polling place is smack in the middle of downtown. I thought my car was gonna overheat this morning. I'll be voting after work, that way I can just walk there.

blue said...

because it's not in town?

tem said...

i wish deke still had his time masheen.

i'd go back in time to when the polls opened and vote then.

blue said...

1908?

tem said...

wow people in virginia have to wait in a light rain to vote.

this is news today.

i should just go back to bed.

tem said...

no, at 6:30am. i bet the line was shorter.

blue said...

worse argument I heard today....

some random chick: "don't vote for that amendment because it's an amendment to the state constitution and we shouldn't make changes to the constitution"


hey dumbass...freedom of speech was an amendment to the constitution, guess we shouldn't have done that one...and for that matter giving women the right to vote was an amendment to the constitution, even for dumbass broads like you,.

El Padrino said...

nice work blue

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

blogger sucks

blue said...

now meiz is angry at web programs

tem said...

did you tell her that women voting was an amendment?

tem said...

i heard CO's constitution is best so it doesn't need more amendments.

tem said...

cnn.com has a picture of an amish couple voting at a grocery store.

tem said...

probably menonites, not amish.

Jugdish said...

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm wearing shorts. In November. In Wisconsin. High of about 75.


I am pro-global warming.

tem said...

what's the "N" for?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

give it a rest, jug

Jugdish said...

That is my one political advertisement for the day.

El Padrino said...

NO Obama

El Padrino said...

are you jug? and did you approve that message?

blue said...

voting is for quakers

Jugdish said...

I do approve that message!

My new tattoo said...

"what's the "N" for?"

Ask blitler

My new tattoo said...

N.O.R.E.publicans

El Padrino said...

NOREGA

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope we have the old fashioned pull lever machines for this election. That would be terrific.

blue said...

n stands for nutrition

Tyler said...

"I can't show up to work past 10am and say 'I was voting.' If I did that I'd soon be saying 'I usedtacould be employed.'"

They give us 2 hours to vote. I am leaving at 3. Snackcake.

My new tattoo said...

MSNBC has a slide show on their main page and all the slides are black people

El Padrino said...

"obama is a pshycho
it will take death to mccain for palin to affect anything

and mccain's mom is still alive

that be crazy you, dude aint going anywhere"

my response to T and meiz

My new tattoo said...

"AI and Sheed gives me warm feelings like when the Pacers had Ron-Ron and S. Jackson."


Stop it, iam

My new tattoo said...

Your pshycho

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This fat bitch's ankles are just pouring out of her socks. You fat pig.

Jugdish said...

Did she drive in in her Wal Mart motorized cart?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Secessionist.

El Padrino said...

lamar woodley seemed unblockable last night

Jugdish said...

alleviate

Jugdish said...

mediate

My new tattoo said...

try not to hate

we need change! said...

2 16.9 oz Redbull for 7$

don't even trip

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Did she drive in in her Wal Mart motorized cart?"


No, she waddled in with her cane

My new tattoo said...

Fooyball pick 'em triple crown standings...

Beth - 1597
Freak - 1586
EP - 1584
Keith - 1584
Tem - 1548
Mize - 1519
Blue - 1513
Spiff - 1099
Zeke - 790

Jugdish said...

try not to hate


good call

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Q: Why zeke batshit crazy?








"2 16.9 oz Redbull for 7$

don't even trip"

My new tattoo said...

EP
Still alive in the million dollar suicide league?

El Padrino said...

the browns are a mess

Jugdish said...

Can't do Red Bull unless it has a shot of Jager dropped in there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the browns are a mess"


grass is green

we need change! said...

Q: Why zeke batshit crazy?


you might be correct deke, 16.9 oz of redbull seems like a good idear now, maybe notsomuch in 20 mins.

Tyler said...

"the browns are a mess"

Bquinn will become touchdown Jeebus and lead them to the promise* land.

Tyler said...

Or not.

El Padrino said...

"EP
Still alive in the million dollar suicide league?"

yes, swtiched from tampa to philly last second, doesnt mean shit cept for the fact that tampa looked like they were losing that game

gonna go with chargers at home this week vs KC, i think

we need change! said...

dan patrick spliced together Singletary's post game press conference with Samuel L Jackson's Pulp Fiction rant, it's pretty LOL.

My new tattoo said...

"you might be correct deke, 16.9 oz of redbull seems like a good idear now, maybe notsomuch in 20 mins."

I downed 1 right before my 1st softball game on Sunday night. By the 3rd inning I started rumbling inside

El Padrino said...

seems like they are setting him up for failure since he'll only get one practice with the 1st squad

they have a game on thursday
which i'm blacked out on because dolan is a yellow belly ass bag

Tyler said...

But were you rumbling, bumbling, stumbling?

My new tattoo said...

They're playing Denver. I could throw for 300 against their pass D

My new tattoo said...

Ty Berman

Tyler said...

Chris Berman, please die.

El Padrino said...

sure you can meiz

El Padrino said...

my take on the feds is to keep them in the dark and feed them shit

My new tattoo said...

Live voting results are available in 6 hours and 38 minutes

My new tattoo said...

Nice work, TP

El Padrino said...

obama supporter is delusional

we need change! said...

The Departed

we need change! said...

no tickee.....no laundry

Tyler said...

"The Departed"

You are correct sir.

El Padrino said...

obama supporters, chavez wants the black man to win so they can talk, disgusting

blue said...

"They're playing Denver. I could throw for 300 against their pass D"

there are tougher defenses in the SEC

El Padrino said...

fucking disgusting

you'll all be sorry if obama wins every last one of you

blue said...

i won't be sorry


shit won't change, nothing ever changes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue's right

Tyler said...

El P, put the Jumping to Conclusions Mat away, man.

El Padrino said...

"shit won't change, nothing ever changes"

cmon are you serious, what do you expect to change, maybe you should lower your expectations

El Padrino said...

maybe i'm a little more concerned about national security than everyone else

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"maybe i'm a little more concerned about national security than everyone else"


Maybe?

My new tattoo said...

i think he said shit won't change

El Padrino said...

"El P, put the Jumping to Conclusions Mat away, man."

t, i dont want my pres to talk to dictators and leaders who clearly want to wipe us off the earth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Things that will never ever ever happen:


An invasion of the USA

A war on US soil

El Padrino said...

"i think he said shit won't change"

::blank stare::

My new tattoo said...

Why? Because it might get somewhere?

Tyler said...

Yes, re-read, "shit won't change, nothing ever changes"

El Padrino said...

invasion? like aliens

My new tattoo said...

El Pollo Pequeno

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

conflicting edits

El Padrino said...

"Why? Because it might get somewhere?"

no because they are not sane, by thier actions they've proved that they dont deserve the time of day

blue said...

nothing changes for better or worse...i'll wake up tomorrow, go to work and complain about the same things I complain about today.

El Padrino said...

"Yes, re-read, "shit won't change, nothing ever changes"

i took this as he wants something to change so i was asking what his expectations are

Jugdish said...

maybe i'm a little more concerned about national security than everyone else



That is my number one issue. I don't have confidence in a Democrat to lead us through this time of war or to make sure our country is safe.

blue said...

i like the bold

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

!!!el cielo está cayendo!!!

spaceman spiff said...

dear carlos rogers,

do not give a receiver a 10+ yard cushion when the other team has an 'and goal' situation.

regards,
spiff

p.s. please die

blue said...

no, EP, you said we'd all be sorry if Obama is elected....which in turn meant you thought things would "change" from today, unless we're just all sorry right now and everyday.

El Padrino said...

"That's why I said you're jumping to conclusions. Noone's even been elected yet. Calm down."

obama's said during his campaign he would sit down with leaders all around the world with no pre-conditions, meaning the chavez's and that iranian yahoo, that is what i was led to believe by those statements

and it seems like the bad guys are rooting for obama to win

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and it seems like the bad guys are rooting for obama to win"


Maybe, just maybe they want the US to mind its own damn business. ie: getting the fuck out of their countries.

blue said...

i wouldn't mind taking the sanctions off of Cuba...

Cuba is not a threat anymore

El Padrino said...

"no, EP, you said we'd all be sorry if Obama is elected....which in turn meant you thought things would "change" from today, unless we're just all sorry right now and everyday."

they will, i worry about national security and the overall sway towards a liberal country where gays marry gays and people who work pay other people's groceries

i also worry about the economy and historically the republican party have handled that much, much better then the deomcrats

blue said...

honestly it's not like the US has a great rep internationally right now.

spaceman spiff said...

"lamar woodley seemed unblockable last night"

probably wasnt being blocked. on one play, a redskins blocker went straight for the knees on a steeler at the snap. hope they make him watch that on tape over and over, he basically went into fetal position while the steeler stepped over him and got campbell. dont know who the fuck that was, but it was embarrassing

Jugdish said...

honestly it's not like the US has a great rep internationally right now.



you worried about what the Iranians and Kenyans think about us?

El Padrino said...

"Cuba is not a threat anymore"

the regime is still communist

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i wouldn't mind taking the sanctions off of Cuba...

Cuba is not a threat anymore"



I can think of one particular right-winger in Brooklyn that would be 1st in line for one of those cigars. Morals be damned.

El Padrino said...

"probably wasnt being blocked. on one play, a redskins blocker went straight for the knees on a steeler at the snap. hope they make him watch that on tape over and over, he basically went into fetal position while the steeler stepped over him and got campbell. dont know who the fuck that was, but it was embarrassing"

saw that, for shame

Jugdish said...

Maybe, just maybe they want the US to mind its own damn business. ie: getting the fuck out of their countries.


Deke...we can't just do that, not as the only super power nation left. We have a hand in everything...the US is like 90% of the UN whenever something happens.

We can't just circle the wagons around our nation and start taking the money from the rich and handing it out to the poor.

My new tattoo said...

"and the overall sway towards a liberal country where gays marry gays"

This is seriously one of your concerns? How the fuck does that affect you?

Jugdish said...

This is seriously one of your concerns? How the fuck does that affect you?



He probably doesn't want to raise his kid in that environment...I wouldn't either.

Tyler said...

Why aren't we talking about sports?

Tyler said...

Can we just talk about sports now?

Jugdish said...

This is seriously one of your concerns? How the fuck does that affect you?



and come on keeph...some men have strong opinions on abortion...should they not care since they can't actaully have one?

Tyler said...

Meiz, Brew Crew sent a contract offer to C.C., what are the chances he signs?

Jugdish said...

1.7%

we need change! said...

shit won't change, nothing ever changes

If a candidate only uses one buzzword in his campaign, and uses it to get elected, probably by a large margin and things don't change, with his party getting a majority in both houses of congress, and things don't change dramatically for the better, then anyone who voted for Osama should be ashamed and have their voting privledges revoked.

ns

El Padrino said...

"Why aren't we talking about sports?"

i'm sprinklin in some sports

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"We can't just circle the wagons around our nation and start taking the money from the rich and handing it out to the poor."


sure we can. We can do anything. We're the only superpower left.

My new tattoo said...

"and come on keeph...some men have strong opinions on abortion...should they not care since they can't actaully have one?"

I see your point. But gay marriage isn't killing anything.

we need change! said...

Maybe, just maybe they want the US to mind its own damn business. ie: getting the fuck out of their countries.


Osama is going to ride this birdbrained line of thinking to the whitehouse.

like jug said, the US is everyone's world cop.

"stay out US!" is their motto till shit goes down then its "come help us US!".

come on deke, I think....think you're better than this.

we need change! said...

sure we can. We can do anything. We're the only superpower left.


we might be a superpower but we're not working for a super corporation.

My new tattoo said...

"then anyone who voted for Osama should be ashamed and have their voting privledges revoked."

That's ridiculous. At least the revoked part

we need change! said...

it's election day, politic talk is a must.

we need change! said...

on election day we'll see who banned in the USA


name the artist and song

El Padrino said...

thought campbell got concussed on that one sack where he was spunt around and slammed to the ground

young fella got up, shook it off continued on

much respeck, tough kid, finally coming around on liking him

ns

My new tattoo said...

2 live crew?

El Padrino said...

"on election day we'll see who banned in the USA"

cant remember the title (something with USA in the title) but it was def 2 live crew

we need change! said...

that was woodley who spun and slammed him.

My new tattoo said...

banned in the USandA

we need change! said...

correct keef and ep

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz, Brew Crew sent a contract offer to C.C., what are the chances he signs?"


If he's willing to sign a 4 or 5 year deal, pretty good.

Rumor is that its 100m for 4 years. I hope he takes it. He's a god here.

we need change! said...

spiffg that was brutal last night.

I hope zorn puts out a mercy killing request on Jansen.

we need change! said...

Rumor is that its 100m for 4 years. I hope he takes it. He's a god here.

of course he is, he's obese.

My new tattoo said...

"He's a god here."

Cuz he's fat?

blue said...

"the regime is still communist"

so is China, who cares about Cuba being communist anymore.

El Padrino said...

jansen was awful

he wasn benched to start the year, what happened with that?

we need change! said...

ear carlos rogers,

do not give a receiver a 10+ yard cushion when the other team has an 'and goal' situation.

regards,
spiff

p.s. please die


how many taints is he going to drop in his career? whatever the record is, he's going to shatter it.

he's our best corner though.

*hangs head in shame

we need change! said...

wow, "because he's obese" i2i

we need change! said...

the guy who took his job, Stephon Heyer took his job then got hurt.

Jansen is good in the run game, terrible in pass pro.

blue said...

speaking of sports...

we need to switch up the scoreboard on the front page to the NBA

blue said...

we're better than that

El Padrino said...

"so is China, who cares about Cuba being communist anymore."

i dunno, maybe because of the proximity to the US

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"He probably doesn't want to raise his kid in that environment...I wouldn't either."


You mean you don't want people to have the freedom to make their own choices???

How patriotic.

Jugdish said...

I see your point. But gay marriage isn't killing anything.



true...but its fucking nasty

El Padrino said...

"Jansen is good in the run game, terrible in pass pro."

steelers entire o line is woeful in passing situations

El Padrino said...

"You mean you don't want people to have the freedom to make their own choices???

How patriotic."

they can choose to do whatever they like, but we shouldnt ammend a law to or create one to cater to them

what if i wanted to marry a horse?
would you care if me and a horse ran around cedarburg holding hands and fucking kissing or something

blue said...

i hate roehtongaisberger

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what if i wanted to marry a horse?
would you care if me and a horse ran around cedarburg holding hands and fucking kissing or something"


Doesn't bother me at all, you nasty motherfucker.

we need change! said...

EP & Jug bring up great points, I understand clowning Mcclain bc he's old but you can't poo poo the fact that Osama doesn't exactly ooze patriotism (see EP's post on his blog) nor does he seem like he'll be tough on terrorism and national defense.

Jugdish said...

You mean you don't want people to have the freedom to make their own choices???

How patriotic.


Come on deke...shake your tail when you walk. You're better than that.

I don't think its normal...I think marriage should be between a man and a woman. Its that simple.

we need change! said...

deke wants an amendment so he can marry his multiple personalities and get the tax breaks.

Jugdish said...

what if i wanted to marry a horse?
would you care if me and a horse ran around cedarburg holding hands and fucking kissing or something



I was going to go down that road, but didn't...hilarious

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"they can choose to do whatever they like, but we shouldnt ammend a law to or create one to cater to them"


And yet states and municipalities continue to amend laws that ban it. Weird how your argument swings both ways.






SWIDT?

we need change! said...

I used to be against "gay marriage" in principle and still am but wouldn't care if they legalized it but called it "civil unions" or whatever, give em every tax break and rights as married couples, just don't call it "marriage"

Dirt Whore said...

"and come on keeph...some men have strong opinions on abortion...should they not care since they can't actaully have one?"

I probably shouldn't chime in on this point...

(some s, some ns)

El Padrino said...

"Doesn't bother me at all, you nasty motherfucker."

aethiest talk

we need change! said...

the best argument I've seen about gay marriage was in Blades of Glory when the guy put two hotdogs in one bun and said "is this natural"?

El Padrino said...

deke i'm against gay marriage

that's where i stand

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I don't think its normal...I think marriage should be between a man and a woman. Its that simple."


Says who? A book of fairy tales?

we need change! said...

Says who? A book of fairy tales?

you're not doing yourself a favor in the "I'm not gay" argument here deke.

JFreak said...

"we need to switch up the scoreboard on the front page to the NBA"

and done.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"but wouldn't care if they legalized it but called it "civil unions" or whatever, give em every tax break and rights as married couples, just don't call it "marriage""


Fair enough.

El Padrino said...

Biggie smalls said:

"Money and blodd dont mix, like two dicks and no bitch, find yourself in serious shit"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"you're not doing yourself a favor in the "I'm not gay" argument here deke."


Hey! Look over here! This is me not caring.

El Padrino said...

"Says who? A book of fairy tales?"

ever hear of god? or even if you dont believe how do you explain the pleasure or reproductive benefits of a penis going into an anus

we need change! said...

Hey! Look over here! This is me not caring.


*tipping cap

Jugdish said...

Says who? A book of fairy tales?


uhhhu...biology?

deke just because there is a hole somewhere does not mean you should put your dick in it.

My new tattoo said...

"ever hear of god? or even if you dont believe how do you explain the pleasure or reproductive benefits of a penis going into an anus"

Ah, so that's it. You're against gay sex...not gay marriage

My new tattoo said...

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