Friday, November 21, 2008

El Pad's Weekly Betting Forum

Huge win for Michigan hoops. That's all I have to say about that.
Yanks tell CC to shit or get off the pot. Like father like son.
Stillirs D dominated. Now I have to sweat out the Broncos. 27 peeps had Pitt.
Hillary to be Sec of State, Enjoy the Change!
Mussina is not a hall of famer. Jus sayin.
Bears have taken over Wall Street.
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had a boy. Named, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. ::blank stare::


Enjoy your Friday,

Love Brenda xoxoxoxo


Where I stand:
Cash: $1132.50
Picks: 32-27

Oklahoma -7 over Texas Tech (Straight Bet $100)
It's 12:01am. The Carriage turns into a pumpkin.

Michigan +21 over Osu (Staight Bet : $50)
I don't give a shit. Win and all is forgotten. Your gonna get a fairshake Rich Rod, but not if you don't beat OSU at least once in your tenure, however long that is. Why not try now. It would really get those alums off your back. Inspire coach. Inspire.

Bears -9.5 over Rams (Straight Bet : $150)
Yesterday I said, "st louis rams beat Dal and Wash but lose to everyone else by an average of 25 points". This trend continues. Side note, Lovie Smith's real name is Lovie Smith ::blank stare::.

New England pick em' over Fins (Straight Bet : $100)
Dolphins have had two close calls against Seattle and Raiders. Both teams could have beaten the Dolphins if they weren't so inept. Chad Pennington is the only dolphin that is not making mistakes. New England has to win this game and they usually do, especially after getting ran out of thier own building earlier this fall.

Atlanta -1 over Carolina (Straight Bet : $50)
Ryan's revenge. He looked like a rookie against Carolina in week 2 or 3. Things have changed. They will Kill Bill.

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Beth said...

EP, I was surprised with your Atlanta pick. I hope you're right but I'm not feeling overly confident about them this weekend.

El Padrino said...

Carolina is a quiet 8-2, but seem a bit off the past few weeks. Huge game for ATL.

El Padrino said...

man tries to pay bill with drawing

same drawing nets 10K on EBAY


WHAT THE FUCK

Jugdish said...

That email exchange about the drawing was hilarity.

El Padrino said...

really was

Beth said...

We need to get the spider drawer on LOV. He'd fit right in.

Beth said...

Actually now that I think about it, Tem could be that guy...

blue said...

except that tem has no artistic abilities whatsoever

have you ever seen his ms paintz?

Beth said...

Good point.

blue said...

the email exchange was rad

blue said...

i hate being mean, but sometimes the ends justify the mean

blue said...

i just dropped a "mind bottling" on the big boss, it worked

Jugdish said...

I use "suite" in emails now.

tem said...

"except that tem has no artistic abilities whatsoever"

100% true.

blue said...

i hit my 2 line parlay on the nfl game last night, but lost my 3 line NBA bet.

but i'm still up 3¢

bask in my glory

Beth said...

"i hate being mean, but sometimes the ends justify the mean"

I've decided that "evil snail" will now be part of my vocabulary.

Jugdish said...

I missed my NBA parlay...now I'm waiting to see if they give me another dime.

blue said...

"I missed my NBA parlay...now I'm waiting to see if they give me another dime."

it looks like they did

tem said...

i won my steelers and the over bet.

i am to like 26 cents.

Jugdish said...

suite

Jugdish said...

11/21 12:17am - Keith rightfully lost $0.05 on a 2-game parlay bet

blue said...

keith is a loser

tem said...

yeah i saw that too jug.

it doesn't say anything about anyone else.

Jugdish said...

I also have these:

11/21 8:16am - Tem decided to get risky and put $0.10 on a 2-game parlay bet
11/21 8:15am - Tem took the safe road and bet $0.10 on Syracuse (-110) against Notre Dame

Jugdish said...

names are changed to protect the innocent

blue said...

yeah, nobody else decides to be my "friend" on centsports except for Freak

tem said...

i'll try to be your friend.

tem said...

i just added some friends and invited some people. this damn site will get me fired.

blue said...

yeah, it'll probably get us all fired

blue said...

and then we can get our money from Jug as part of the wealth re-distribution

Jugdish said...

check out the video on cnn.com of the attorney general passing out during a speech

tem said...

he had a fainting spell.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I sent a few CentSports friend requests

El Padrino said...

Citigroup's directors plan to meet today to consider strategic options, including selling part or even all of the company, according to The Wall Street Journal. Citi's preference is to remain independent. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal, Citi's largest individual investor, plans to increase his investment by about $250 million, but the show of confidence failed to stop the bank's shares from falling.


jeaz-a-loo

tem said...

stocks suck.

Keith S said...

I love catchin' people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors

El Padrino said...

keef your a hillary clinton fan?

tem said...

:blank stare:

blue said...

office

Keith S said...

"keef your a hillary clinton fan?"

Um, not particularly. Why?

blue said...

this isn't weed, it's a caprese salad...see you can see the mozzarella cheese in there.

Keith S said...

I learnt a while back that unless I text people 911, they won't call me back.

blue said...

the best question is, how did you not know that you had an employee back for over a week.

tem said...

i was happy to see Michigan basketball win.

i like the Beilein guy. He was pretty classy when he was at WVU.

tem said...

no office spoilers.

i read romance novels hasn't seen it yet. he was reading a romance novel and DVRed it.

Jugdish said...

he had a fainting spell.




If you look closely at the video, you can see that he has a fuckin dart in his neck.

Keith S said...

WAVA

blue said...

UCLA is probably a little overrated, but still a very strong win for Steve Fisher

El Padrino said...

"Um, not particularly. Why?"

oh, no reason
she's just gonna hold the most important position in the goverments cabinet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I forgot my wallet at home. Bush league.

blue said...

So?

I read romance novels said...

I forgot my wallet at home. Bush league.

wallet?

::Plank Stare::

Keith S said...

"oh, no reason
she's just gonna hold the most important position in the goverments cabinet"

Can't like everyone

blue said...

i found out this weekend that my parents are friends with Henry Paulson's sister...

she's not ashamed of him too much, but it was interesting to here what he's told her as far as him being embarrassed out of his ass.

Keith S said...

Lions can't sell out the Thanksgiving game. Hilarity

Keith S said...

Knicks are close to trading Crawford for Harrington

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"wallet?

::Plank Stare::"


Wallet for me = man purse for you

Keith S said...

Don't you live 5 minutes from work? Go at lunch and get it.

blue said...

"Lions can't sell out the Thanksgiving game. Hilarity"

they should bring back Joey

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Don't you live 5 minutes from work? Go at lunch and get it."


20 minutes

blue said...

"Don't you live 5 minutes from work? Go at lunch and get it."

no, he works in town

blue said...

what do you need your wallet for?

tem said...

just take that dumb chick's money.

El Padrino said...

they'd sell that game out if Wayne Fontes was patrolling the sideline

tem said...

or cash out your gambling site winnings.

Keith S said...

The reason for 85's deactivation was that he fell asleep in a team meeting on Wednesday, and then got into a confrontation with coach Marvin Lewis, the NFL Network reports.


Dipshit

tem said...

Barry Sanders ain't walking through that door.

Keith S said...

Just use petty cash for your lunch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what do you need your wallet for?"


Debit card, drivers license

tem said...

re: deactivation


meetings are boring and well rested ath a letes perform the better.

i don't know why marvin was mad.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Just use petty cash for your lunch"


We don't have petty cash. I'll just be taking money out of a drawer.

Keith S said...

"We don't have petty cash. I'll just be taking money out of a drawer."

Done and done

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"The reason for 85's deactivation was that he fell asleep in a team meeting on Wednesday, and then got into a confrontation with coach Marvin Lewis, the NFL Network reports."


Glazer said he walked out of said meeting, and Marvin chased him down the hall & told him to go home.

blue said...

do you plan on getting pulled over whilst driving?

blue said...

meetings are boring

Keith S said...

You don't need your license. Just tell them your dad is Lt. Mize

El Padrino said...

meiz are you an organ donor?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz are you an organ donor?"


Hell. No.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"do you plan on getting pulled over whilst driving?"

What if I do?

I read romance novels said...

Wallet for me = man purse for you

yuck yuck yuck yuck

I use a money clip for everything since you have no money you have no need for one.

plus your wallet holds all of Deluxe's Glamor Shots.

"that's gonna be a good one"

I read romance novels said...

Glamour?
Glamor?
Glamor*?

fuck it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did you just contradict yourself?

El Padrino said...

35 degrees

fuck al gore

I read romance novels said...

great use of Office quotes.

that show has stepped up its game this season

I read romance novels said...

Did you just contradict yourself?

ummmmm, no

I read romance novels said...

deke we can do this on a Friday!!!111!!

IT'S FRIDAYYYY!!!!

and time for Ze Slapper®!

I read romance novels said...

take your ear muffs off and stop looking for that baseball deke, let's do this!

I read romance novels said...

s

I read romance novels said...

35 degrees

fuck al gore

like whoa

35?

Jugdish said...

"meiz are you an organ donor?"


No, but he does play a little piano

blue said...

and he plays the flute

I read romance novels said...

yazz flute?

I read romance novels said...

keef what line are we using?

OSU -21?

Keith S said...

Cookie Crisp is the better

tem said...

there is a store in westerville ohio that has a sign on the outside it says:


"NO CLARINETS!!"


and has a picture of a clarinet with a circle around it and a line through it Ghostbusters style.

I read romance novels said...

and has a picture of a clarinet with a circle around it and a line through it Ghostbusters style.

camera phone pic please

I read romance novels said...

so you went inside and axed if they sold clarinets right?

Keith S said...

Y! line is 20.5

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and has a picture of a clarinet with a circle around it and a line through it Ghostbusters style."

Awesome. You should provide photographic evidence.

blue said...

lots of hooligans with clarinets in westerville i guess

I read romance novels said...

ok 20.5 it is

Keith S said...

efmtem lives in westerville

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Like a goddamn steel trap

Keith S said...

WFT is FU doing playing the Citadel this week?

I read romance novels said...

Wiscy vs Caly Poly SLO also

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"WFT is FU doing playing the Citadel this week?"

Same thing the Badgers are doing playing Cal-Poly next week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or this week. Some week.

blue said...

"WFT is FU doing playing the Citadel this week?"

it's the SEC, the conference is so tough that every team has to play 1 or even 2 schools from the FCS on their non-conference schedule

I read romance novels said...

it's time for 16.9 oz's of ice cold Redbull........now!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have chocolate fudge soda.

It ain't half bad.

Jugdish said...

I have chocolate fudge soda.


does it remind you of your new cologne?

tem said...

next time i am in westerville i will stop by said store.

i think it is a music store of some kind too. not sure.

records or maybe instruments.

Keith S said...

So am I pretty much done with the betting since my balance is $0

Jugdish said...

they gave me another dime this morning.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So am I pretty much done with the betting since my balance is $0"

quitter

Keith S said...

"they gave me another dime this morning."

Maybe someone you referred won some money and you got a kickback

Jugdish said...

possibly...blue and tem won one of their bets. Now I have .12 cents

Keith S said...

"quitter"

It's not quitting. They are forcing me to not bet

El Padrino said...

horrible

Keith S said...

His name is Mr. Biggs

I read romance novels said...

His name is Robert Paulson.

Keith S said...

Dook v. Michigan tonight. We need a zeke/steve bet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Goddman Canuks

El Padrino said...

if they beat duke they automatically will be in the tourney

Keith S said...

cummizefast

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cummizefast"


Really? damn.

El Padrino said...

palin gives interview while creepy guy slaughters turkeys

El Padrino said...

a two faced pussy!!!!!!!!!!sfw

I read romance novels said...

Dook v. Michigan tonight. We need a zeke/steve bet

thanks but no thanks

Keith S said...

"palin gives interview while creepy guy slaughters turkeys"

Fucking jilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Fucking jilarity"


It truly is

I read romance novels said...

“This is the result of a congenital deformity. Something has gone wrong in the early embryonic development.”

no shit, huh doc?

blue said...

yeah, palin said she didn't realize what that dude was doing behind her until she saw the video later.

tem said...

they don't have those in alaska.

Keith S said...

I just referred myself to bet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does she always have to bring up the retard? Jeezaloo.

blue said...

i'm going to rest on my winnings

Keith S said...

Her kids' names are Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper


WFT

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm going to rest on my winnings"


Let the market recover, then you'll be in the money, big time.

I read romance novels said...

Her kids' names are Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper


WFT

I hope she has one more and names it Mad Mardigan.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Her kids' names are Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper"

Her favorite HS sport, worst HS subject, the place she fucked Berman,


I ran out of gas at the end.

Keith S said...

...her favorite movie, her favorite rassler

El Padrino said...

alsakan names

I read romance novels said...

hilarity all around, thanks to all those that participated.

Steve said...

Palin giving an interview while some dude slaughters a turkey in the background

hahaha. this woman is all kinds of stupid.

I read romance novels said...

EP would you follow Chris Berman, re: tapping Palin?

Steve said...

oh, been posted, my bad

I read romance novels said...

Palin giving an interview while some dude slaughters a turkey in the background

hahaha. this woman is all kinds of stupid.

::Plank Stare::

this is a joke write*?

Keith S said...

I just got mad mardigan. Good stuff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bucks/Knicks o/u is 214. Jesus shit.

I read romance novels said...

upon further review, ::Plank Stare:: is revoked.

tem said...

wow, that is like 10 minute later cumfastery.

Keith S said...

"Bucks/Knicks o/u is 214. Jesus shit."

Over

tem said...

10 is the new 20

El Padrino said...

"EP would you follow Chris Berman, re: tapping Palin?"

yes.

El Padrino said...

hong kong was a british territory up until 1997

Keith S said...

"hong kong was a british territory up until 1997"

der

Steve said...

i gotta make a trip to Alaska.

they have to be interesting people.

in the haha laugh at you kinda way

blue said...

i've never seen cumfastery while we were still talking about a subject.

Keith S said...

"i gotta make a trip to Alaska.

they have to be interesting people.

in the haha laugh at you kinda way"


I feel the same way about NC

Steve said...

"I feel the same way about NC"

i would retort, but i don't care enough to know where you're from.

spaceman spiff said...

"I feel the same way about NC"

except the part about making a trip there

Keith S said...

"i would retort, but i don't care enough to know where you're from."


ooooh burn

blue said...

parts of NC are nice, not the parts that have people like steve though.

Jugdish said...

I can tell you Alaska is a much sought after assignment in the Air Force...for what its worth.

blue said...

""i would retort, but i don't care enough to know where you're from.""


in other words steve doesn't know the states

Jugdish said...

They say that now that Obama is president, it gives Chicago a better chance for the Olympics in 2016.

What I think will happen is Chicago will get those Olympics, and then Obama will relocate all the events to countries who never had the Olympics. It will be wonderful.

blue said...

Alaskans pay no state income tax, and they actually get a dividend from the state from oil proceeds..when i was in school, the guys from Alaska usually got between 1500-2K in dividend money from the state.

Jugdish said...

in other words steve doesn't know the states


He has been to over half of the 52 states.

blue said...

Obamer will push for Chicago to get the winter olympics

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I feel the same way about NC"

NC is a strange place. Even the shittiest cars have chrome 20s.

blue said...

think of the job creation that would happen in Illinois as they had to build a mountain and ski area

blue said...

"NC is a strange place. Even the shittiest cars have chrome 20s."

this is the south in general...didn't you ever see d-mac's ride when he was in skool?

Keith S said...

steve
Where I live our bachelor parties aren't limited to "mountain covered in snow"

Jugdish said...

free DP

Keith S said...

jugfast

Jugdish said...

bachelor parties aren't limited to "mountain covered in snow"



brokeback bachelor parties

Jugdish said...

damn

Jugdish said...

was it linked today?

Keith S said...

yesterday

spaceman spiff said...

jugfast

spaceman spiff said...

spiffasted the jugfast

Jugdish said...

I was already jugfasted

I read romance novels said...

What I think will happen is Chicago will get those Olympics, and then Obama will relocate all the events to countries who never had the Olympics. It will be wonderful.

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Jugdish said...

spacecum spiffast

I read romance novels said...

Welcome to Cameroon, your host for the swimming events of the 2016 Olympics! Thanks Osama!

spaceman spiff said...

jugfast on the spiffast, its a neverending cycle

El Padrino said...

tps doing the pork roll on me

Jugdish said...

You win...I missed that one too

tem said...

no TPS on friday.

blue said...

fast

tem said...

we just had out annual osu/michigan pizza lunch.

Keith S said...

Donatos?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"we just had out annual osu/michigan pizza lunch."


Papa Johns?

spaceman spiff said...

sandwich , steak, hamburger, and pizza paradise are all solid on the travel channel

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"sandwich , steak, hamburger, and pizza paradise are all solid on the travel channel"


Don't forget hotdog

tem said...

"Donatos?"

ding ding ding, winner.

Steve said...

"Where I live our bachelor parties aren't limited to "mountain covered in snow"


the best man was from VA.

blame them.

tem said...

ot tem's favorite, but it was free and included cake, so it was awesome.

tem said...

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