Friday, November 07, 2008

El Pad's Weekly Betting Forum

Broncos might suck. But when your bad 4th quarter team, like the Browns clearly are, anybody can beat you. Lesson #4567 for you guys. I am like Master Splinter. The Ute game was suspenseful. We might have the Boise St. Broncos and the Utah Utes crashing the BCS party. I hope they know it's BYOB. Matt Jones cuts up cocaine with a mastercard and wants to know what Porter wants to do about it. Someone bought an old pairs of sneaks on EBAY from me. People will buy anything. Hank Baskett wins, you lose. The dude I was playing in $$$$ fantasy last night had Cutler and Royal. Nothing like starting the week off down 108. Let's have a productive day today. I want to talk about strip clubs. Personally I don't care for strip clubs. They are disgusting. That might shock some of you. If Lebron really does end up at MSG I will piss myself with joy. Just a warning. Role Models looks hilarious. Daily Obama might shit his pants article. Carry on my wayward sons.

Where I Stand
Cash 957.50
Picks 25-23 (beth still is 2-1, go beth)

Bama -3 over LSU (Straight Bet : $150)
Satan Saban back in the bayou. Very nice as Borat would say. Is this where PSU gets into the NT picture? Or will Texas Tech flop like a viagraless Hef penis? This is like a soap opera. Meanwhile Florida and USC continue to massacrate opponents. Gotta love the BCS.

Chicago Bears+3 over Tennessee (Straight Bet : $150)
I was THIS close to predicting Green Bay would win (they did cover) but yet again the Titans found a way to win. Well it's going to happen at some point so I'll try it again this week. This time Tenneessee finds itself on the road and Kerry Collins will have to throw more than usual. That. Can't. Be. Good.

Rams +9 over Jets (Straight Bet : $100)
Just on principle. Jets should give no one that many points. Ever. Never ever.

Green Bay +3 over Vikings (Straight Bet : $100)
Vikings are a bad team that look good and get too much respect. Did you guys know that Gus Frerotte is playing football as a Quarterback for the Vikings? Green Bay is a far better team then/than Minnesota. Vikes last three wins have been by 12 points, combined. GB are 12-3-1 ATS in their last 16 road games. That's a bomb ass stat.

Baltimore even over Texans (Staight Bet $200)
If Ray Lewis was put in a octagon to fight Sage Rosenfels who would you wager on?










Good call.

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El Padrino said...

::patiently waiting for tits::

Dirt Whore said...

I'm here.

Dirt Whore said...

Oh wait, the bet was over yesterday, gotta change back.

tem said...

then change already.

Beth said...

There, happy Tem?

El Padrino said...

i'm happy

Beth said...

And EP, for your home computer, try Malware to get the spyware off. It's a free program that the IT people at my job recommended and it worked for me.

Steve said...

Lary Ling.

he had MLK III on last night and one of his questions was "Do you miss your dad"

it's time to retire mr king.

El Padrino said...

Thought this was interesting, she's been getting killed lately, might not be as dumb as everyone thinks.....little too late obviously

Question: What is America 's first line of missile interceptor defense that protects the entire United States ?

Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.

Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty?

Answer: 49th Missile Defense Bat talion of Alaska National Guard

Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

Question: What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counter terrorism?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

Question: What U.S. governor has a higher classified security rating than either candidate of the De mocrat Party?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

According to the Washington Post, she first met with McCain in February, but nobody ever found out. This is a woman used to keeping secrets. She can be entrusted with our national security, because she already is.

El Padrino said...

ok beth thanks

Beth said...

And to show from yesterday that I'm not a total stick in the mud about racial jokes, HERE is a video from the Chappelle show that someone sent me.

The video is about what would happen if slavery reparations ever happened, but the thinking is that it'd be similar to what happens after Obama takes office and starts redistributing wealth. It's pretty funny.

Beth said...

"it's time to retire mr king"

But steve, he has young kids to support...

Steve said...

is ep inferring that Palin is responsible for the defense of the country?

tem said...

"There, happy Tem?"

happier.

El Padrino said...

"is ep inferring that Palin is responsible for the defense of the country?"

no, ep is referring to the fact that she's smarter and more capable than people give her credit for

tem said...

"Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska "

sounds like she already has too much to do. i mean between all that national defense, taking her kids' to New York and dicking around with some bridge she seems too busy to have been VP.

i guess america got it right. we need her protecting alaska. not in a do nothing VP job.

El Padrino said...

just thought it was interesting

Steve said...

is miss the Dave Chappelle show.

El Padrino said...

and i like the word "classified"

tem said...

good thing you like that word.

because with the new economy you might be looking in the classifieds for a new job.

Steve said...

"i guess america got it right. we need her protecting alaska. not in a do nothing VP job."


amen. she's far too capable and smart, Alaska needs her too much. She should stay right where she is for the good of the 49th state.

You're welcome, Alaska.

tem said...

RE: Gina Caranno from yesterday.


That Cyborg chick is going to crush her when/if they fight.

blue said...

broncos suck

bmarsh was about to do some "i ♥ obama" celebration after his TD last night but stokely put the pimp hold on him.

Jugdish said...

bmarsh was about to do some "i ♥ obama" celebration after his TD last night but stokely put the pimp hold on him.



did you see his teary eyed press conference afterwards?

Jugdish said...

steve, you can replace the W sticker on your car with this.

blue said...

"did you see his teary eyed press conference afterwards?"

no but i've heard him explain it about 14 times already this morning

tem said...

Blazers / Rockets game was good.

El Padrino said...

would have drawn a penalty, that's why stok did that right?

blue said...

yeah, it probably would have gotten him a 15 yard penalty


that and stokely hates obamer

blue said...

although Stokely is the blackest sounding white dude i've ever heard speak

tem said...

stokely still plays?

El Padrino said...

"Blazers / Rockets game was good."

damn good

El Padrino said...

videyo of marsh and stok thing please

blue said...

"videyo of marsh and stok thing please"

it's not up on youtube yet

tem said...

he was gonna pull a rabbit out of his pants.

El Padrino said...

"Your eBay item sold! Nike Air Jordan 9.5 Sneakers"

deke pay me

Jugdish said...

Sounds like Marshall has some original ideas. Maybe he can eat some popcorn or pull out a cell phone after he scores his next TD.

blue said...

9.5?

blue said...

" Maybe he can eat some popcorn or pull out a cell phone after he scores his next TD."

but the popcorn and cell phone will be painted black

Jugdish said...

and white

blue said...

oh yeah, and white

El Padrino said...

"9.5?"

part of the show style, they are a SIZE 12

blue said...

Marshall was a huge obamer fan...he had a big article in the paper on sunday talking about how obamer has inspired him, and he had a picture of him in an obamer t-shirt.


he loves obamer until obamer starts taking away all his money

Jugdish said...

part of the show style, they are a SIZE 12



kod could fit both of his feet in one shoe

El Padrino said...

'We live in a neighbourhood in which dialogue - in a situation where you have brought sanctions and you then shift to dialogue - is liable to be interpreted as weakness,' said Israeli foreign minister Tzipi Livni.

israel is mad nervous

blue said...

isreal has problems now that an islamic terrorist is running the US (s)

El Padrino said...

but for real israel may bomb iran, they are scared to shit of them and any little thing can set them off

they are like women on the day before and after they get they period

Steve said...

"but for real israel may bomb iran"

Iseral has never been afraid to bomb anybody.

tem said...

and black.

blue said...

isreal wears size 9.5 shoes, so they try to overcompensate

Jugdish said...

Today is Friday


thanks Obama!

El Padrino said...

REGU calls are awesome

blue said...

obamer says that working on fridays is now optional

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

America made its choice. Give it a rest.




Sarah Palin wears a SIZE 10

Jugdish said...

What is the over/under on the amount of time it takes Obama's hair to be completly grey? It happens to every president.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wear a SIZE 12.5

El Padrino said...

"What is the over/under on the amount of time it takes Obama's hair to be completly grey? It happens to every president."

after this mornings security de-breifing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"What is the over/under on the amount of time it takes Obama's hair to be completly grey? It happens to every president."


I think he makes it 3 without going fully gray.

Jugdish said...

3 months?

Jugdish said...

I want to see Obama grow his fro our and put some cornrows in...imagine the US Prez with cornrows.

Jugdish said...

or dreads...

blue said...

"What is the over/under on the amount of time it takes Obama's hair to be completly grey? It happens to every president."

if you look at him when he first started campaigning a year ago, and then a recent picture, he's a lot more grey already. Although it looked like he had a dye job for election day

My new tattoo said...

wall hey

El Padrino said...

blockbuster trade question

would you trade

Manning and Wayne
for
Mike Turner and Larry Fitz, shitty qb of my choice

i would be giving up the colt duo who have been underwhelming

El Padrino said...

i'm leaning towards yes, only thing is when manning and wayne hook up for a TD we get a bonus

especially if it's over 50+ yards

El Padrino said...

butt fitz is a horse and turner has been solid

El Padrino said...

fitz #'s >>> wayne's

it's manning i'm having a hard time letting go

My new tattoo said...

I'm happy I drafted Nate Robinson

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Swing that deal.

My new tattoo said...

"would you trade"


Who's your other QB?

El Padrino said...

Trent Edwards but i would be in position to trade a WR (loaded there) for a better one and can get Campbell/Flacco thrown in that deal

Jugdish said...

I'd make that trade

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Seriously. Fuck Jay Cutler.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Swing that deal & nab Campbell.

My new tattoo said...

WSOP final table on Sunday

El Padrino said...

"In a step that will further increase Israel's anxiety about Obama, Tehran announced last night that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had broken a 29-year tradition and sent his congratulations to the President-elect - the first time an Iranian leader has offered such wishes since the 1979 Islamic Revolution."

steve you dont see anything wrong with this?

My new tattoo said...

poor freak

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I threw up a little last night.

My new tattoo said...

Sneaky

Working towards 2-10 said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm gonna run my own $$ league next year.


I want in.

ns

Working towards 2-10 said...

tem I didn't get here last night, post the pic on lov and I'll grab it and chang'r-up

Working towards 2-10 said...

Manning and Wayne
for
Mike Turner and Larry Fitz, shitty qb of my choice

no I think the Colts are starting to hit their stride and Manning and Wayne will do their thing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I want in.

ns"


We'll see if I actually follow through on it. Assuming I do(AHIIK), you're in.

blue said...

cutler makes me happy

blue said...

in FNFL

blue said...

and the 93 yd TD pass to Eddie Royale with cheese, was a plus as well

spaceman spiff said...

"if you look at him when he first started campaigning a year ago, and then a recent picture, he's a lot more grey already. Although it looked like he had a dye job for election day"

yea, no way he makes it 3 like meiz thinks, unless thats in weeks, or if he uses just for men, then maybe.

My new tattoo said...

RE-JECT-ED

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yea, no way he makes it 3 like meiz thinks"


Who gives a shit?

Jugdish said...

Who gives a shit?


you give lots of them apparently

spaceman spiff said...

meiz is drinking already

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Who gives a shit what I think?"



*fixed

Working towards 2-10 said...

We'll see if I actually follow through on it. Assuming I do(AHIIK), you're in.

this is contingent upon price and rules.

Working towards 2-10 said...

kodiac if you're out there, I'll give you your shot at UM.

3 days name and pic, I'll even guarantee you the W and take the spread as is.

UM's regular starting QB is probably oot* and the guy they will play, well he makes Corey Hart's arm look like Bert Farve. Or they'll play a true frosh.

It really doesn't matter who they play though, they'll still lose.

Let me know if you want that action holmes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"this is contingent upon price and rules."

Of course.

My new tattoo said...

Hey look, mize is famous

Working towards 2-10 said...

Minnesota -8

I'd be comfortable putting 500$ on Minny.

ns

tem said...

i added it to freaks post.

if he minds he can delete it.

My new tattoo said...

tem just spit on a masterpiece

blue said...

the picture makes the post awfuler

El Padrino said...

that's a big fucking wave dude

Jugdish said...

what happened to the dude on the jet ski?

Working towards 2-10 said...

thanks Tem

Working towards 2-10 said...

I thought The Office last night was brilliant.

Working towards 2-10 said...

that's a big fucking wave dude

I peeped game on a doc or show about Laird Hamilton and his boys and how they big wave surf.

fucking nuts.

El Padrino said...

laird porking gab reece no?

El Padrino said...

long legs

mickey mouse them shits son

El Padrino said...

DO

WORK

Working towards 2-10 said...

laird porking gab reece no?

yessir

saw a pic of her recently and she was look good.

Working towards 2-10 said...

was look good

*bowing

Working towards 2-10 said...

I piss HDH excellence.

Working towards 2-10 said...

that just happened

Working towards 2-10 said...

I'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew!

(redbull actually)

My new tattoo said...

Hi mom, I'm getting married

El Padrino said...

my opinion only but the best call in sports is Marv Albert's "AND THE FOUL" call

especially in contested games and at a crucial moment

El Padrino said...

talladega always makes me smile

My new tattoo said...

My favorite call is Marv Albert's "And the Knicks lose again"

El Padrino said...

you had a cheese fountain

spaceman spiff said...

"my opinion only but the best call in sports is Marv Albert's "AND THE FOUL" call"

its too bad the quality of the event is not on the level of the call, that was a ridiculous continuation

El Padrino said...

your a dick

Working towards 2-10 said...

I'm coming to work tomorrow wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, it says that I'm formal but I'm here to party.

My new tattoo said...

Brain scans of teens with a history of aggressive bullying behavior suggest that they may actually get pleasure out of seeing someone else in pain, U.S. researchers said on Friday.


I'm shocked

My new tattoo said...

So is your face

spaceman spiff said...

how much do the researchers who do captain obvious studies get paid? thats a suite job

El Padrino said...

my face is bigger than yours

JFreak said...

Dwight, get out of my nook.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I thought The Office last night was brilliant."


Absolutely.



TWSS!TWSS!TWSS!TWSS!

El Padrino said...

a dick face would be awful

El Padrino said...

GM lost like 2.5 Billion

ford lost like 3 billion

spaceman spiff said...

"GM lost like 2.5 Billion

ford lost like 3 billion"

didnt tem explain those kinds of numbers before

El Padrino said...

i dont know

Working towards 2-10 said...

tem set us straight last Q, that number doesn't represent all cash losses.

blue said...

yeah, it's accounting losses, not cashflow losses. So while they look awful they're not in as bad of a position as it seems

spaceman spiff said...

nvm, may have been blue, all i could find was a blue comment 'GM has huge accounting losses but they have positive cashflow, thus they don't go out of business.'

Jugdish said...

Rev is going after Holliday

Working towards 2-10 said...

EP there were a couple more good Osama jokes in Lovad in case you missed them.

El Padrino said...

well i know that
if that was the case (cash loss) a major company would go out of business every day until there were none left

El Padrino said...

"EP there were a couple more good Osama jokes in Lovad in case you missed them."

gotta check them

blue said...

bleck

JFreak said...

I was raped.

Working towards 2-10 said...

crazy layoffs happening here today

Jugdish said...

wall


thanks Obama

blue said...

wall of chins

Steve said...

"steve you dont see anything wrong with this?"


i see it as a good thing

Steve said...

Office last night was great, so was 30 Rock.

That the elevator scene was outstanding.

tem said...

"WSOP final table on Sunday"

didn't this end like month ago?

tem said...

*months

spaceman spiff said...

being on bluetoof all day with your significant other would be fucking brutal. cruel and unusual punishment

El Padrino said...

"i see it as a good thing"

you know when a dog turns his head sideways when you talk to it

i'm doing that right now

Steve said...

"i'm doing that right now"


that's because dogs lack the mental capacity to fully understand humans. so i can understand you response as well.

El Padrino said...

"GM said it had burned through $6.9 billion during the quarter and warned that it "will approach the minimum amount necessary to operate its business" during the current quarter. "


and blue, they are almost out of cash

El Padrino said...

"that's because dogs lack the mental capacity to fully understand humans. so i can understand you response as well."

i'm acting, universal sign for i'm perplexed, nice try though

tem said...

"steve you dont see anything wrong with this?"

its wrong that maybe other nations might start to like us?

Steve said...

sit ep, sit

Jugdish said...

its wrong that maybe other terrorist nations might start to like us?


*fixed

El Padrino said...

"its wrong that maybe other nations might start to like us?"

Iran? the guy wants to wipe us off the map

he hates us and everything we stand for

wft

spaceman spiff said...

"didn't this end like month ago?"

november 9 starting this year tem, they delayed the final table so that people wouldnt know the rresults in advance, higher ratings ploy

tem said...

GM and Ford are both damn near out of cash now.

and banks aren't lending them anymore.

cash is king. those big B losses aren't the problem, they are a lot of write offs of fake shit.

but no cash = fucked.

Steve said...

"its wrong that maybe other nations might start to like us?"

no doubt. I think it's well proven that George Bush's policy of "if you don't like America, then fuck you" doesn't work.

spaceman spiff said...

"its wrong that maybe other nations might start to like us?"

iran guy isnt trying to like up, he wants to take advantage of us, abuse us, he hate* us

tem said...

"delayed the final table so that people wouldnt know the rresults in advance,"

are they showing it live?

tem said...

watching poker live would be almost as boring as watching soccer.


most hands are not interesting at all.

spaceman spiff said...

like up

can i get a provisional membership to the hdh academy

Steve said...

"Iran? the guy wants to wipe us off the map

he hates us and everything we stand for"


ignoring their government isn't going to change that. a little dialog never hurt anybody.

spaceman spiff said...

i think they are showing it live, not sure

Jugdish said...

as long as we take it with a grain of salt and not warm up to them too much

Working towards 2-10 said...

november 9 starting this year tem, they delayed the final table so that people wouldnt know the rresults in advance, higher ratings ploy

if they show this live it could be pretty boring, probably a lot of folding and action will be spread out.

Jugdish said...

maybe we can send them a fruit basket

spaceman spiff said...

"ignoring their government isn't going to change that. a little dialog never hurt anybody."

he wants to see if obama is a pussy. if obama does talk to the guy, he better keep his pimp hand strong

tem said...

i think that i would rather have other nations be at least cordial with us as opposed to hating us 100%.

i'm not sure what them hating us hard core really gets us. i guess it lets us send our troops over there.

and we learned yesterday what el pad thinks of our troops in camo.

tem said...

live poker = boring i2i

Working towards 2-10 said...

"help us help you" isn't a good strategy with people who want to blow us up.

just a thought.

El Padrino said...

i hope obama can handle this shit

tem said...

"as long as we take it with a grain of salt and not warm up to them too much"

exactly.

just saying hi to them when you pass them in the halls is OK with me.

spaceman spiff said...

only way iran guy would be cordial with the usa is if the usa let him do whatever he wants or if the usa is destroyed and he comes piss on the grave

tem said...

seemingly sending a "congratulations" towards obama was cordial.

My new tattoo said...

On this day in 1962...

A back injury during an NHL game against Boston forced the Chicago Blackhawks goaltender Glenn Hall to end his incredible games-played streak after seven seasons

spaceman spiff said...

"seemingly sending a "congratulations" towards obama was cordial."

yes, seemingly.

ulterior motives

blue said...

maybe he just say the name barack obama, and figured he was middleeastern

My new tattoo said...

"i think they are showing it live, not sure"

It'll be on ESPN on Tuesday I think. So you'll know the winner ahead of time, just not months ahead of time.

Jugdish said...

yes, seemingly.

ulterior motives


Seriously...I mean there is generations of people over there who are basically programmed to hate us by their respective governments and/or terrorist cells. These are some of the nations that torture their own people, commit genocide, and try to acquire nukes, etc.

Do we really think the congratulations phone call is a steo towards stopping all that?

Jugdish said...

step

tem said...

"ulterior motives"

probably, but saying "thanks" won't hurt anything.

now, saying "thanks, now come over and party" would be dumb.

My new tattoo said...

"Do we really think the congratulations phone call is a steo towards stopping all that?"

What's wrong with new blood feeling the guy out and seeing what, if anything, can be done? It's not like he's adding him to his Xmas card mailing list yet.

blue said...

he's not inviting the dude to come stay in the lincoln bedroom

Steve said...

"only way iran guy would be cordial with the usa is if the usa let him do whatever he wants or if the usa is destroyed and he comes piss on the grave"

he's about to be replaced by a more liberal (by iran standards) more pro-western (by iran standards) guy.

tem said...

"Do we really think the congratulations phone call is a steo towards stopping all that?
"

well i'd prefer to see that step taken than the step where we just start bombing them and vice versa.

Jugdish said...

What's wrong with new blood feeling the guy out and seeing what, if anything, can be done? It's not like he's adding him to his Xmas card mailing list yet.


I was basically backing up my "grain of salt" statement. As in...if I was Obama, I would read the message, throw it away, and not think about it anymore.

Because in a few months he is going to really take office and be trying to stop that same dude from acquiring nukes and they won't be so friendly anymore.

Jugdish said...

Heck...when Obama got that message it was probably the second time that day he say his name. The first time would be have been earlier during the threats briefing.

tem said...

really, what step do you think should be taken?

should they invite us all over for a BBQ??

should we just start fighting?

should we just say fuck you and never talk to them?

i'd be half ok with that last one. the BBQ could be fun too.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, your blog is all sorts of fucked up right now.

Steve said...

"Do we really think the congratulations phone call is a steo towards stopping all that?"

sure it is, a small one. as opposed to ignoring them with our nose stuck in the air

tem said...

"I was basically backing up my "grain of salt" statement. As in...if I was Obama, I would read the message, throw it away, and not think about it anymore.

Because in a few months he is going to really take office and be trying to stop that same dude from acquiring nukes and they won't be so friendly anymore."

fair enough.

Jugdish said...

all I said was that that message should be taken with a grain of salt.

My new tattoo said...

At least Obama isn't being holier then now

Jugdish said...

sure it is, a small one. as opposed to ignoring them with our nose stuck in the air


We are not ignoring Iran with our nose stuck in the air

My new tattoo said...

"all I said was that that message should be taken with a grain of salt."

Right. But he also said previously that he would be willing to talk with him.

spaceman spiff said...

"sure it is, a small one. as opposed to ignoring them with our nose stuck in the air"

how are we ignoring them? we take them seriously as a threat and in the UN are throwing down sanctions on them which they have brushed aside

Jugdish said...

maybe Obama wants to take some nukes from countries who have a lot and spread them out to countries who don't have any.

My new tattoo said...

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