Monday, November 24, 2008

Do you like apples?

So yeah, thanks for playing, Texas Tech. You had a lot of us fooled for a few weeks. You play well at home against top teams, but you showed your true colors in Norman on Saturday. Of course for OU, it’ll all be for naught if Texas wins against A&M this weekend. OU, UT, & TT could all end up tying for the Big 12 South lead, which I guess would use BCS rankings as the tie-breaker. Laaaaame. So Texas could play for the Big 12 title, lose to Mizzou, and then OU could back their way into the BCS title game. What a system we have here, folks!! So we’re definitely going to have a Big 12 team in the title game. My guess is they’ll play FU. And the Tebows will win it all. And TP will be happy…if he’s still alive.

Norv Turner. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bowl projections have tOSU playing in the Capital One Bowl against UGH. Please God no. I don’t really want both of my teams losing to the Beths in the span of 4 months. Maybe a BCS bowl will pick tOSU so this nightmare can be averted.

Donovan McNabb. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Pacman is getting his last chance apparently. If he makes it rain 1 more time, he’ll be watching fooyball games the same way I do…but probably with more whores and coke lying around. But just barely.

Notre Dame fooyball. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jesus Chris there was a lot of high scoring games in the NATIONAL FOOYBALL LEAGUE this weekend. The average score was 34-18. That’s a lot. Global warming is causing havoc everywhere.

Some dude has to win 1 more game on that WWL streak for the cash game to win 1 meel-yun dollars. Good luck to you sir…NOONAN!!!!

Softball update. I don’t know how we did. I went to a pre-Thanksgiving dinner w/ fmk’s family so I missed the games tonight. But at least I got a little buzzed. And I had a rev-sized portion of dinner and pie. I ate 4 hours ago and I still feel like I should vomit to make myself feel better. Good times all around.

Game on!

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JFreak said...

Money.

Keith S said...

I'll have your name/pic next week

JFreak said...

I'm so excited.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should sleep.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I won my SL match. Good for me.

JFreak said...

I'm up to 75 cents.

El Padrino said...

i would like to go back in time to 1952 and abort the pregnancy of a future Michael Edward Shanahan

El Padrino said...

I hope Jay Cutlers dick falls off and a stray dog eats it.

El Padrino said...

Every day that Mike Shanahan lives is a curse.

El Padrino said...

Tom Cable needs to have a heart attack pronto.

El Padrino said...

WADR, fuck you blue and your shitty, disgusting, faggoty, cringeworthy, ugly, dreadful, girly, stupid, gay, terrible, awful, crappy, bad, bad, bad, bad, denver bronco team.

El Padrino said...

You should be ahsamed of that team. Disgusting.

El Padrino said...

You've lost to the Raiders and Cheifs this year. Success!!

El Padrino said...

Jay Cutler is like a retarded elf.

El Padrino said...

He couldn't hold the pubic hairs from Elway's nuts.

Beth said...

Let me guess EP, you're out of the $ suicide league cause of Denver.

Beth said...

NY'ers have the best bitterness.

El Padrino said...

"Let me guess EP, you're out of the $ suicide league cause of Denver."

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

What does she win Bob?

A big fat PENIS!!!

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
(Applause)

El Padrino said...

I want to drop a Daisy Cutter on Invesco field.

Beth said...

I think I'll forfeit my prize, but thanks.

El Padrino said...

It's all Obama's fault. Having that retarded speech there. The fools were crying and lapping it up like he was preaching the gospel.

Beth said...

You can't blame blue though, he's been saying for weeks how bad the Broncos are.

El Padrino said...

They never lose to the Raiders at home, and blue even said as much. I'm blaming blue by association. Nothing personal.

El Padrino said...

He lives there. He feels the pain.

El Padrino said...

I wanna take a shit on the 50 yard line at Invesco Field.

El Padrino said...

I wanna kick that stupid horse off the fucking top

Beth said...

So is cmep sporting a new black eye today?

El Padrino said...

Oak Park, Illinois must be a rat hole of a place.

Keith S said...

"I wanna take a shit on the 50 yard line at Invesco Field."

Then it will look like the Meadowlands

El Padrino said...

"So is cmep sporting a new black eye today?"

no. i threw a stoller down the stairs though

(not while baby was in it)

El Padrino said...

Then it will look like your house*

*fixed, as

Keith S said...

El Angermanagement

Keith S said...

Yes. Then it will look like your house. Good fix.

Keith S said...

I ♥ Michael Turner

Beth said...

"i threw a stoller down the stairs though"

I'm guessing this is ns too.

El Padrino said...

I meant your house you groundhog turd.

Beth said...

"I ♥ Michael Turner"

That makes 2 of us Keith.

El Padrino said...

"I'm guessing this is ns too."

100%
NS.

El Padrino said...

"i threw a stoller down the stairs though"

I'm guessing this is ns too.

and kind of broke a xmas house thingie, village thingie, thing

NS

but glued it back before you know who found out.

Keith S said...

"I meant your house you groundhog turd."

EP is rad

ns

Keith S said...

You have Christmas stuff up already? Jeezaloo

Keith S said...

fmk wanted to put the tree and all the Xmas stuff up this weekend. I said we should wait until after Thanksgiving.

El Padrino said...

"You have Christmas stuff up already? Jeezaloo"

just pulling shit out, it's not "up" yet

El Padrino said...

during the parade, then friday the rest, then saturday the tree trimming

El Padrino said...

but who cares, raiders won
all is lost

blue said...

"Maybe a BCS bowl will pick tOSU so this nightmare can be averted."


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

you better be rooting for Oregon this next week then

blue said...

my condolences EP

i honestly thought the broncos had finally turned the corner, but i guess not...jeezalou

they did everything they could to lose that game

blue said...

but the good news:

they're still up 2 games on the chargers..

blue said...

Boise State is getting fucked by the BCS this year.

undefeated, ranked 9th and because Utar is good too, they'll have to go to some super lame bowl...while a team from the awful ACC and a team from the awful big east both go to a BCS game....what a sham.

I read romance novels said...

against UGH.

is the better

blue said...

any discussion of the BCS that includes auto-bids for teams from the ACC and Big East should be shot

I read romance novels said...

EP I tried to warn you about picking the Bronco's.

so solly*

blue said...

yeah, in retrospect, that was a bad move

I read romance novels said...

EP rage is the awesomeness.

I read romance novels said...

in the final 2 for the office suicide pool last season and the bronco's fucked me against the raiders on the ro-ad.

I read romance novels said...

they had something like 4 TO's inside their own 20.

I read romance novels said...

might not have been against the raiders but twhatever.

blue said...

the broncos are -13 in turnover margin this year

blue said...

"might not have been against the raiders but twhatever."

they lost to the raiders last year in Oakland later on in the season

I read romance novels said...

yeah that it twas against the raiders then.

fucking Broncos

El Padrino said...

Hindsight is a motherfucker.

blue said...

jay cutler is nothing but a loser, never had a winning season, fuck him

El Padrino said...

Jay Cutler is the hair on an elephant cock.

blue said...

EP should wish that cutler insulin pump breaks and he dies a slow steady death

El Padrino said...

I'm gonna send him some candy.

I read romance novels said...

never trust a qb with diabetes.

I read romance novels said...

a diabetes i-2-i-2-i

that was impressive

El Padrino said...

and berman called him a hero for playing with diabetes, what a fat lard roll

I read romance novels said...

berman is a corn terd with lips.

El Padrino said...

ashley lelie, are you fucking kidding me

is dre bly alive ?

I read romance novels said...

berman in hd is truly scary.

that helmet hair of his is the hilarity.

El Padrino said...

terd is HDH

blue said...

"is dre bly alive ?"

lelie had one long catch against bly and he was right with him, actually had really good coverage just fell down when lelie pushed him at the end.

I read romance novels said...

it was terd*

ns

El Padrino said...

his ties are atrocious

how, how do they let him on the air

Berman: I think i will wear this tie with purple pyramids on it.

Dress guy: I wouldn't do that, wear this gold one with blue undertones.

Berman: ARRGH, The FUCK@ I WILL EAT YOUR FACE. I AM CHRIS BERMAN!!!!!ARRRRRAGHH.

dress guy: whatever fat boy.

El Padrino said...

" just fell down "

this is what losers do

I read romance novels said...

why was John Saunders doing the highlights last night with Jackson and Berman. Someone else was there too?

maybe they know Berman is dying and Saunders will replace him.

blue said...

they needed to find work for saunders, we're in a recession

blue said...

"why was John Saunders doing the highlights last night with Jackson and Berman."

obama made this happen

I read romance novels said...

hilarity bleu

recession/Osama jokes are always welcomed.

El Padrino said...

they've been doing that all year

saunders has weird mouf movements, he's been eating stale pussy

El Padrino said...

key's suit was offensive yesterday

I read romance novels said...

it's because Saunders is canadian.

I read romance novels said...

the Key/Joey Porter interview on countdown was great.

I read romance novels said...

saunders has weird mouf movements, he's been eating stale poutain*

fixed

blue said...

"he's been eating stale poutain"

fries with gravy?

El Padrino said...

Jay Cutler is a cumstain on beth's black micro mini skirt

I read romance novels said...

fries with gravy?

and cheese, don't forget the cheese on top

I read romance novels said...

mini skirt or back?

El Padrino said...

the bailout of citigroup was a bad move

El Padrino said...

i wish the gubment would have bailed out mike shanahan and his folly football team yesterday

El Padrino said...

i hit every bet but Mich.

giving out pearls here boys
Pearls!

El Padrino said...

charlie weis is a joke

I read romance novels said...

freak are you still happy with ND?

tem said...

i am still alive in my suicide pool, thanks be to pittsburgh.

should i go with dallas or baltimore this week?

El Padrino said...

chocolate City baby!

blue said...

"freak are you still happy with ND?"

i knew they wouldn't cover those 20 points...shoulda placed the bet

El Padrino said...

"i am still alive in my suicide pool, thanks be to pittsburgh."

Shut the fuck up,

wadr of course

El Padrino said...

"should i go with dallas or baltimore this week?"

talk about this elsewhere

blue said...

freak has now placed 52 bets on centsports.

tem said...

i want to take dallas because the game is sooner and i will know my fate earlier.

tem said...

freak bets a lot.

El Padrino said...

blue move out of colorado so i can wish a 15,000 pound daisy cutter on it's awful ass

El Padrino said...

betting is addicting

El Padrino said...

monkey as waiters

blue said...

dallas doesn't lose on thanksgiving much

tem said...

that seals it, i am taking baltimore.

blue said...

perfect

blue said...

who does baltimore play?

JFreak said...

"freak are you still happy with ND?"

you shouldn't lose to a 2-8 team.

El Padrino said...

"you shouldn't lose to a 2-8 team."

See; Broncos, Denver 2008

El Padrino said...

maybe cool Mike called fat charlie sat night for ADVICEMENT

I read romance novels said...

have we talked about Hannah Storm trying to act lady-like on ESPN?

total hilarity.

tem said...

baltimore plays at cincinnati.

blue said...

shane falco played at Ohio State, so he should have a lot of family there for the game in Cincy.

El Padrino said...

"baltimore plays at cincinnati."

GO BENAGALS!!!

tem said...

looking at the rest of what everyone else has picked everyone but one other guy used up dallas, so i am going with dallas.

tem said...

i don't like it when i pick the same thing as everyone else.

I read romance novels said...

I bet when Hannah saddled up to urinal next to Linda Cohn they sized each other up.

tem said...

falco got kicked off the team for banging that cheerleader.

JFreak said...

the wiz coach is dunzo.

Keith S said...

"you better be rooting for Oregon this next week then"

I'm a big Duck fan this week

blue said...

PJ doesn't jive with Oklahoma.

not sure why clay bennett thought a change of scenery would make the team any better

Keith S said...

The Benagals are my fave team

I read romance novels said...

kordell stewart/jamal anderson/dana jacobsen on espn together is fascinating.

ns

I read romance novels said...

too bad about Eddie Jordan, not much he could have done with that mess.

I think he was the longest tenured coach in the east, like 5 years or something.

Keith S said...

UGH was intentional, too.

I read romance novels said...

UGH was intentional, too.

figured it was

I read romance novels said...

Cassel
• Offense: The talk around the league is that the Patriots might have to franchise Matt Cassel to keep him. Cassel has become much more than a quality backup quarterback. In the Patriots' 48-28 victory over Miami, Cassel threw for 415 yards, completing 30 of 43 passes. He's had back-to-back 400-yard games and has the Patriots at 7-4.

stop it John Clayton, this is crazy talk.

Keith S said...

84° here today, zeke. IN YOU FACE!!

Keith S said...

Why the fuck would you franchise a backup QB?

El Padrino said...

agent zero should coach

I read romance novels said...

84° here today, zeke. IN YOU FACE!!

seriously east coast, wft.

42° outside now....you're better than this.

blue said...

"Cassel has become much more than a quality backup quarterback."

it doesn't hurt that he's throwing the ball to Randy Moss

El Padrino said...

Lions will pay Cassel

El Padrino said...

"42° outside now....you're better than this."

click your heels three times dorothy

blue said...

"Why the fuck would you franchise a backup QB?"

don't you have to pay the average of the top 5 salaries at that position if you franchise a guy?

that would be like paying Cassell 12M/year to be a backup.

I read romance novels said...

Jason Campbell in yesterday's postgame talking about a play

"we worked on that, we've added it to our repaquoir"

ns

Keith S said...

This does not sound appetizing

Keith S said...

Paid $1.93 for gas yesterday. Finally under 2

blue said...

1.51 here is the lowest i've seen

blue said...

franchise QB last year would have been $10.5M

NFW new england ties up that much capspace in a backup.

tem said...

"Paid $1.93 for gas yesterday. Finally under 2"

"1.51 here is the lowest i've seen"


1.58 here.

tem said...

Mort is reporting that sources have told him that the Patriots are going to trade Brady and tie up Cassell with a cheaper long term deal. The feeling inside that Pats organization is that their window is closing and they need to get younger on D. Having Cassell who they feel is as good as Brady for cheaper $$$ will help them rebuild their D faster.

tem said...

boss just said he got gas for 1.49 this weekend.

Keith S said...

Did you just make that up, tem?

I read romance novels said...

I filled up Thursday and paid 2.20 or so.....wft.

tem said...

"Did you just make that up, tem?"


it started with "Mort is reporting.." which is the same as "this is completely made up..."

so yes, i just made that up.

tem said...

or if you meant the boss just saying "1.49", no i did not make that up. he said that.

Keith S said...

That's what I figured. Solid efforting

tem said...

i thought it sounded very "Mortish"

Keith S said...

And you was right

I read romance novels said...

tem making up stuff that mort would say is more accurate then* the stuff mort actually says.

I read romance novels said...

the Angry Lispers have opened up a can of whoop ass on the keeper league.

tem said...

i should just replace mort.

tem said...

i keep forgetting the keeper league exists.

I read romance novels said...

El Padrino said...
the bailout of citigroup was a bad move


discuss further please.

thanks and regards.

Beth said...

Blue, what do you know about Greeley, CO? I may actually get to travel there for work next week for data entry type stuff at a client's place.

Keith S said...

"data entry" is lawyer-speak for sex

tem said...

she is going to put someones data in one of her entry holes?

tem said...

or maybe the guy really likes Star Trek so he named his dick, Data.

and she is going to do some Data entry.

I read romance novels said...

data entry = air tight

blue said...

"Blue, what do you know about Greeley, CO? I may actually get to travel there for work next week for data entry type stuff at a client's place."

that's where University of Northern Colorado is. I've never been there, but the people I know who went to school in Greely says that it constantly smells like cowshit because of the meat packing plant and all the farms and stuff.

Enjoy.

I read romance novels said...

"you put the appetizer order into this screen, then hit enter, entrees go into this screen and take your drink order to the bartender"


couldn't a simple phone call accomplish the same thing and save money?

JFreak said...

stupid rain.

Keith S said...

"rain"


::flank stake::

El Padrino said...

"discuss further please.

thanks and regards."

at some point these firms/banks may need to fail, sorry to say
i supported the TARP but this is outside of what the Tarp offers (they already got 20 billion of the TARP money)

gubment gteeing or "buying" all the risk attached to 306 billion dollars worth of toxic debt, bad assets is extreme especailly when you put our (taxpayer) money into it in the form of preferred shares and warrants (derivitives)

i also worry, where is all this coming from and how backed are even the safest assets in this country

JFreak said...

Ha. Lendale White only played 3 plays.

I read romance novels said...

Mike Jackson/Arab settle

"According to The Associated Press, the 33-year-old said the pair even moved into the same palace in the Gulf state to work on music together. But Jackson dropped the project in 2006, leaving Bahrain and pulling out of the contract. "

I guess MJ's not coming to the pancake breakfast.

El Padrino said...

"I've never been there, but the people I know who went to school in Greely says that it constantly smells like cowshit because of the meat packing plant and all the farms and stuff."

no, no, blue the shit smell is from invesco field

I read romance novels said...

saw Fatdale on SC this AM complaining about that.

very funny

tem said...

baby el pad and baby blue are going to pay for it.

Beth said...

Geez, I thought "data entry" would prevent some of the 13 year old mentality jokes, but I guess I overestimated the LOV crowd. Silly me.

I read romance novels said...

no, no, blue the shit smell is from invesco field

don't even quit making these type of comments (ns)

I read romance novels said...

good stuff ep, re: citi bailout

Keith S said...

RIP Tyler

Keith S said...

"Geez, I thought "data entry" would prevent some of the 13 year old mentality jokes, but I guess I overestimated the LOV crowd. Silly me."

I think you underestimated us

I read romance novels said...

Security guard said the man was wielding a sword at time of shooting

hilarity

Beth said...

"I think you underestimated us"

No, I got it right.

El Padrino said...

i love the jets sucking thier fans in, cant wait for the inevitable first round loss to the pats in a crushing fashion

JFreak said...

"I think you misunderestimated* us"

*fixed

blue said...

samurai swords are probably a bad choice

I read romance novels said...

Collinsworth called a NY/NY superbowl last night.

Keith S said...

Pats wouldn't make the playoffs right now

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

"Pats wouldn't make the playoffs right now"

how so, i thought yesterday it was them and Baltimore as the WildCard teams

El Padrino said...

"Collinsworth called a NY/NY superbowl last night."

i saw that, he'll be sorry

El Padrino said...

"Pats wouldn't make the playoffs right now"

yeah cuz we put teams in the playoffs after week 11

just cut it out
analysts are at work

El Padrino said...

Broncos gonna win the AFC WEST with a 8-8 record and if they upset the Jets in round 1 my anger will be relieved...

until then those cockroaches will here me screaming

El Padrino said...

dirty vermin

I read romance novels said...

cock-a-roaches

Keith S said...

"how so, i thought yesterday it was them and Baltimore as the WildCard teams"

Looks like Balt/Indy are the WC teams

Keith S said...

"yeah cuz we put teams in the playoffs after week 11"

Just sayin'. They're not a lock for the playoffs

Keith S said...

"until then those cockroaches will here me screaming"

I here ya

El Padrino said...

mcnabb

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good call keef

blue said...

"i saw that, he'll be sorry"

yeah cuz the Gints aren't getting back there

El Padrino said...

poor kolb, reed read that play from HUT-HUT

he had no shot

El Padrino said...

"yeah cuz the Gints aren't getting back there"

maybe, maybe not
but the Jets certainly will not

blue said...

ah, i see now, the stat that was shown was prior to the Colts game...since the colts are victors over the pats, they get the spot.

Keith S said...

bolder

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