Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Sorry, I was off yesterday because of Veteran's Day and forgot that today was Wednesday and I had to post something.

Pretty much the only thing I've got is this video of Barack "Oballa" Obama. Behind the back dribble, son!

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Beth said...

Tits.

Beth said...

Ok, the rest of you can comment now. :-)

blue said...

obamer played ball with one of my boyz in Tejas when he was campaining. The guy is a manager of an upscale gym and obamer stopped there and shot hoops for the news cameras

blue said...

awful jumpshot

El Padrino said...

"I was off yesterday and forgot today was Wednesday. Freaktastic post is up right now."

Rule #76 : No excuses. Play like a Champion.

El Padrino said...

zeke and jug, sign up today!!

blue said...

rule #43: never walk away from a fellow crasher in a crazy jacket

El Padrino said...

I'm sorry I'm a cocksmith.

Working towards 3-9 said...

T, lock it up

Jugdish said...

Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!


Did anyone see that the other night?

Working towards 3-9 said...

Social liberalism including radical pro-abortion agenda, the end of marriage and the homosexual agenda.

goddman homos

Working towards 3-9 said...

Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!

::Plank Stare::

Jugdish said...

family guy...

Beth said...

"Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!"

Well that's clearly Family Guy but I didn't see the episode.

blue said...

did anyone see TO on letterman?

El Padrino said...

negative

Beth said...

Dont worry Zeke, Keith wouldn't have known that either. He's said he doesn't get why FG is so popular. (commie)

blue said...

TO's top ten

blue said...

Family Guy is not as good as Futurama

Working towards 3-9 said...

figured it was Family Guy from the quaqmire drop but other than that no clue.

Working towards 3-9 said...

I came in early today for an 8:00am meeting and dood is flaking.

it's exceptible* to drop an elbow on dood right?

Jugdish said...

I'm sticking wth Family Guy...I don't have time to work anymore TV shows into the rotation.

Working towards 3-9 said...

one link on cnn:

"Obama girls offered 'Hannah Montana' gig"

they will rename it Hashanda Montana.

El Padrino said...

"it's exceptible* to drop an elbow on dood right?"

cross-face chicken wing



do it

El Padrino said...

Latoya Montana

El Padrino said...

is it wrong to hope that the receptionist who hasnt been here in like 3 weeks got scott peterson'ed?

blue said...

"I'm sticking wth Family Guy...I don't have time to work anymore TV shows into the rotation"

futurama isn't really on TV anymore anyway

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just found out that 99.1 in Milwaukee went full-time xmas music on Nov 1. disgusting.

Jugdish said...

is it wrong to hope that the receptionist who hasnt been here in like 3 weeks got scott peterson'ed?



I think that is a little wrong.

and is it scott peterson'ed or stacy peterson'ed?

Jugdish said...

I just found out that 99.1 in Milwaukee went full-time xmas music on Nov 1. disgusting.


Deke has been full time xmas music on his ipod since Columbus Day.

blue said...

maybe norm peterson'd

El Padrino said...

my wiki lesson of the day

El Padrino said...

who's stacy peterson

blue said...

lisa peterson?

El Padrino said...

WAIT. wait.

W A I T



The hawks are 6-0?

blue said...

or maybe laci peterson

blue said...

beth hasn't even told us about the hawks...i'm disappointed in beth

Jugdish said...

stacy peterson was the other peterson chick who disappeared...I mixed them up...but the same thing applies.

Beth said...

"The hawks are 6-0?"

Hell yeah! And eager for the Celts (in Boston) tonight.

Beth said...

"beth hasn't even told us about the hawks...i'm disappointed in beth"

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you don't get Sportscenter in Colorado.

El Padrino said...

the receptionist is a major twat, does childish things like neglecting us of office supplies and not telling us about important things like donuts in conference room 265

El Padrino said...

she's not pregnant

El Padrino said...

bron dropped 40 again

El Padrino said...

beast

blue said...

"I'm sorry, I didn't realize you don't get Sportscenter in Colorado."

what's a sportscenter? I get all my info from LoV

blue said...

OJ Mayo had back 2 back 30pt games on the road, only a couple other guys have done that in the last 20 years (Jordan, Bron, AI, Robinson, Duncan)...all won the ROY.

He's also on a short list of rookies to score 30+ in back to back games in November

blue said...

it might be a little pre-mature but i think OJ mayo might end up being good

El Padrino said...

yanks to offer CC like 200 mil

blue said...

i wonder if Milwaukee will match

My new tattoo said...

"yanks to offer CC like 200 mil"

That will last him about 2 weeks in NYC metro area

blue said...

cashman's selling pitch to CC should be, "think of all the restaurants you could visit here"

El Padrino said...

google is big brother

My new tattoo said...

Updated fooyball pick 'em triple crown standings...

Keith - 1728
EP - 1726
Beth - 1724
Freak - 1710
Tem - 1697
Mize - 1658
Blue - 1613
Spiff - 1099
Zeke - 788

El Padrino said...

whoa, that is close

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"google is big brother"


Old news

El Padrino said...

your nobody
til somebody

KILLS YOU

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dallas/Washington is off the board?

My new tattoo said...

Biggie Padrino

El Padrino said...

great rap, great rapper

El Padrino said...

MA!
MEATLOAF!
WE WANT IT!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't wanna die/God, tell me why

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How are the Redskins alleged home dogs vs Dallas?

My new tattoo said...

Is Romo back?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think so. But still, he's been out for a month

El Padrino said...

"How are the Redskins alleged home dogs vs Dallas?"

romo back i guess

El Padrino said...

giants were dogs in philly

that was perplexing

Working towards 3-9 said...

And eager for the Celts (in Boston) tonight.


for the game or afterparty, or bolth*?

Working towards 3-9 said...

Portis ain't playing = home dogs

Working towards 3-9 said...

no Portis, no Betts = SA is your starting running back


Riggo ain't walking though that door.

Working towards 3-9 said...

for the game or afterparty, or bolth*?

ah, didn't read the (in boston) part

that's my steve (read: my bad)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't know how the new lady sorts the mail. Its strewn all about the main counter.

Just keep it all in the tub, grab some, put it in the boxes it belongs in, and repeat. There is no reason to have an 8'x3' area totally covered with mail. Jesus chris

El Padrino said...

100% gty portis plays

he's a warrior

My new tattoo said...

Lakers are in big trouble after being pushed to the limit by mediocre teams.


Jesus Chris

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"no Portis"


none?

Working towards 3-9 said...

dood said he couldn't bend his knee yesterday.

he might play or try to but I don't see him lasting the entire game (twss).

My new tattoo said...

Portis has a second-degree MCL sprain in his left knee and he's having trouble straightening his leg, NFL.com reports. Redskins head coach Jim Zorn told his radio show that Ladell Betts (knee) has a better chance to play this week.

My new tattoo said...

That was yesterday

Working towards 3-9 said...

and I'm calling 200 yds receing and 2 tds for TO this weekend.

he will feast on that secondary

Working towards 3-9 said...

keeffast?

cumkeith?

try to keep up




s

My new tattoo said...

Nah. I said he couldn't straighten his leg. You said he couldn't bend it.

El Padrino said...

he plays

write it down

not sure if he'll last or how affected he'll be but he'll play

blue said...

"Updated fooyball pick 'em triple crown standings..."

this is the gayest formula ever...stupid communists

Working towards 3-9 said...

Nah. I said he couldn't straighten his leg. You said he couldn't bend it.

same difference grammer* police

Working towards 3-9 said...

should be a good game EP (hopefully), I think the Boys will try to get right and open up a can on the Skins.

feels like the skins are going the wrong way.

El Padrino said...

Jacobs vs Lewis

place your bets

El Padrino said...

"The whale was named after the milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, found in its head and originally mistaken for sperm."

blessed be bible

blessed be

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I prey on people that come in here acting all hasty. Love it.

El Padrino said...

"milky-white waxy substance"

beth do you know of this substance, yeah?

blue said...

Deke=Dante

Beth said...

"beth do you know of this substance, yeah?"

It's probably the same stuff your wife sees 8 seconds after you start fooling around with her.

blue said...

8 seconds? do you throw your hands in the air afterwards?

My new tattoo said...

"this is the gayest formula ever...stupid communists"

College fooyball > NFL, so it's worth more

blue said...

communist

Jugdish said...

College fooyball > NFL, so it's worth more


except the exact opposite

blue said...

the fact that i finished 2nd in the suicide, and am in 3rd or so in the NFL pickem puts me in last place.

why not just call it the "gay ass college football rankings"

i like the BCS more than your retarded rankings.

El Padrino said...

"It's probably the same stuff your wife sees 8 seconds after you start fooling around with her."

your better than this

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke=Dante"

pretty much

blue said...

does deke ever say in whiny voice "i'm not even supposed to be here today"

spaceman spiff said...

"and I'm calling 200 yds receing and 2 tds for TO this weekend.

he will feast on that secondary"

stop it (regarding the 200 yards)

Jugdish said...

your better than this


actually that was pretty good


your better than this = i have no comeback

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does deke ever say in whiny voice "i'm not even supposed to be here today""

No. Never. I've never been called in.

El Padrino said...

nah jug, she always references a quick cum joke

it was funny, no doubt
but not beth level hilarity

Working towards 3-9 said...

Deke=Dante

::Plank Stare::

Jugdish said...

cmjug's car = paid off

suite

blue said...

zeke has never seen "Clerks"?

El Padrino said...

bizzare foods was at a new level last night, dude was in ethiopia

finally a place where just about everything he ate was awful

El Padrino said...

raw camel liver

raw

Working towards 3-9 said...

freak - Cal Johnson for Warner in the keeper league?

I fart in your general direction.

Working towards 3-9 said...

bizzare foods was at a new level last night, dude was in ethiopia

hadn't peeped game in a while, seemed like everything was a repeat, will peep game.

Working towards 3-9 said...

re: bizarre foods

anyone ever tried that one gook fruit that supposedly smells like farts?

Working towards 3-9 said...

zeke has never seen "Clerks"?

don't think I've seen that one all the way through.

isn't it like Mall rats?

mall rats = clerks?

Jugdish said...

Didn't you have that on a pizza last week?

Working towards 3-9 said...

that was proshooto*, pears and somefin* else

spaceman spiff said...

"mall rats = clerks?"

both kevin smiff movies if thats what you mean

El Padrino said...

you should ask spiff

spaceman spiff said...

durian is the gook fruit, i never had it, think its a flip thing

Jugdish said...

phreak...i sent you a counter ophpher.

Working towards 3-9 said...

both kevin smiff movies if thats what you mean

*nodding head

Working towards 3-9 said...

NFL footyball tomorrow - don't even trip.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"anyone ever tried that one gook fruit that supposedly smells like farts?"


smells worse than farts.

Jugdish said...

Why would anyone eat something that smelled like or worse than a fart?

El Padrino said...

"Why would anyone eat something that smelled like or worse than a fart?"

if you can get past the smell, the taste is said to be delicious

Jugdish said...

if you can get past the smell, the taste is said to be delicious



If you can do that, your mouth will start to water when someone farts around you.

JFreak said...

"freak - Cal Johnson for Warner in the keeper league?"

2nd rated player in the league, and he's scored 50 or 60 more points than your current QB, but whatever.

El Padrino said...

"its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia."


yeah, gimme another!

Jugdish said...

put a couple of these in your pockets in the morning before you leave for work. I bet the train won't seem as crowded.

El Padrino said...

this guy smells shit

El Padrino said...

not so sure they are available in the states jug

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just threw Sabrina under the bus.

Eat shit, motherfucker.

My new tattoo said...

Alaska governor Sarah Palin continues to get offers for publicity appearances, but this one might top them all. TNA wrestling is offering her $50,000 to the charity of her choice to join the villainous Beautiful People as an honorary member.

My new tattoo said...

"i like the BCS more than your retarded rankings"

I hope I'll be able to sleep tonight

JFreak said...

jug, recountered.

tem said...

"Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!"

i saw this.

My new tattoo said...

On this day in 1994...

The Olympic sprinting champion Wilma Rudolph died. Rudolph overcame childhood polio and won three gold medals at the 1960 Summer Games

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sweet. The dumb one just walked in.

blue said...

"I hope I'll be able to sleep tonight"

i hear retards sleep quite well, so i'm sure you'll be fine

My new tattoo said...

Wow, I don't know how to respond to that.

My new tattoo said...

Maybe, I'm rubber and you're glue?

tem said...

"Family Guy is not as good as Futurama"

both are great.

El Padrino said...

"The Olympic sprinting champion Wilma Rudolph died. Rudolph overcame childhood polio and won three gold medals at the 1960 Summer Games"

*Tp survived a bout vs Polio as well.

*fixed

tem said...

"futurama isn't really on TV anymore anyway"

they made 3 new movies recently with a 4th due out next year.

they were good enough for tem.

My new tattoo said...

Good fix

tem said...

"freak - Cal Johnson for Warner in the keeper league?"

i'll trade one of my receivers for warner.

maybe.

El Padrino said...

someone farted and it smelled like a dog fart or something

ugh

has to be the gollum
fucking disgusting pinko

tem said...

i just dropped a "your better than that" on one of the minions here.

El Padrino said...

nice work tem

Working towards 3-9 said...

2nd rated player in the league, and he's scored 50 or 60 more points than your current QB, but whatever.

write* but Cal was a keeper and warner has what maybe...maybe 1 more decent season? hell, he might not last past this season.

plus I've ripped off 5 straight wins, qb isn't exactly a need write* now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Seriously, there are things that happen here several times a day. May it be when a certain delivery comes in, something updates on a PC, a dialog box pops up on the screen, etc...


Every time, without fail, the dumb one says, "I've never seen that before!", or "I'm never here in the morning, so I don't know what's going on".


She's worked here for 4 fucking years somehow.

JFreak said...

"i'll trade one of my receivers for warner."

offer sent.

Working towards 3-9 said...

bullshit offer sent.

*fixed

JFreak said...

"write* but Cal was a keeper and warner has what maybe...maybe 1 more decent season? hell, he might not last past this season."

fair enough, but it was a legit offer, no need to fart at me.

El Padrino said...

"plus I've ripped off 5 straight wins, qb isn't exactly a need write* now."

see you at the ship partna'

El Padrino said...

"It's probably the same stuff your wife sees 8 seconds after you start fooling around with her."

betcha dollars to donuts I can last longer than FMRB

Jugdish said...

phreak...I accepted that one.

blue said...

this is getting absurd...absurd like keith's rankings

Working towards 3-9 said...

She's worked here for 4 fucking years somehow.

sweep the leg deke

blue said...

No Mercy

JFreak said...

Alright people, in the yahoo league.

Kurt Warner and Jeremy Shockey

for

Brandon Jacobs and Jason Witten.

Any objections?

tem said...

blue hates the rankings.

tem said...

TCS is going to have a new scoring system as well.

tem said...

HDH will not be penalized.

tem said...

good links will be worth points.

slappers too.

blue said...

will heh be encouraged in the TCS?

My new tattoo said...

Does Shockey still play?

blue said...

TCS rankings sound difficult to comprehend, kinda like the BCS

blue said...

I like it

JFreak said...

"blue hates the rankings."

as he should.

they are we todd did.

My new tattoo said...

Didn't freak say he was trying to get a top WR for Warner? Or was that just for the keeper league

El Padrino said...

i microwaved my lunch an extra two minutes just to spite rev's wife from heating up her 12th cup of hot chocolate

My new tattoo said...

"they are we todd did."

Then don't play. You don't have anything invested

tem said...

"will heh be encouraged in the TCS?"


that would have been worth a point.

heh is good HDH.

good HDH is worth a point.

and it is new.

old HDH is not worth points.

JFreak said...

"Or was that just for the keeper league"

yes.

Working towards 3-9 said...

will heh be encouraged in the TCS?

HEH* will become tright if encouraged

blue said...

tright is quality HDH

and it's kinda already trite

Working towards 3-9 said...

is brandon jacobs on keef's team?

tem said...

freak i actually like how you included addai for dunn.

is dunn stuck on your IR and you can't figure out how to get him off of it?

Working towards 3-9 said...

"tright"

was tright*

ns

El Padrino said...

i object strenously

S

Working towards 3-9 said...

Kurt Warner and Jeremy Shockey

for

Brandon Jacobs and Jason Witten.

did you mean Braylon Edwards instead of Jacobs?

Jugdish said...

is brandon jacobs on keef's team?



I can't trade keef's players?

This is news to me.

Jugdish said...

When did this happen?

DARREN!!!

My new tattoo said...

"is brandon jacobs on keef's team?"

Negative

Working towards 3-9 said...

ah, looking at the wrong league

carry-on

blue said...

there is a lot of confusion..we should run the statute of liberty play now

JFreak said...

"is dunn stuck on your IR and you can't figure out how to get him off of it?"

no, i haven't decided whether to take rice or dunn off IR, so I was waiting until the weekend.

Working towards 3-9 said...

Phx/Hou tonight

not too shabby

My new tattoo said...

Reading through compliance tutorials are the best!!!



(S)

My new tattoo said...

or is the best

JFreak said...

D'antonio says Danilo might be out for the year.

yay knicks!

El Padrino said...

who cares, he wasnt going to have an impact this year

blue said...

don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining

spaceman spiff said...

"not so sure they are available in the states jug"

you can at the gook markets

El Padrino said...

"you can at the gook markets"

plenty over here
i will advise, maybe even record this on put the video on food blog

JFreak said...

Piniella and Maddon are MOY.

spaceman spiff said...

"Phx/Hou tonight

not too shabby"

lakers-cp3

ditto

blue said...

no big surprises there

blue said...

chris paul probably won't beat the lakers all by himself

Working towards 3-9 said...

RIP the food blog

My new tattoo said...

Food blog had a good run

My new tattoo said...

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