Ok, the rest of you can comment now. :-)
obamer played ball with one of my boyz in Tejas when he was campaining. The guy is a manager of an upscale gym and obamer stopped there and shot hoops for the news cameras
"I was off yesterday and forgot today was Wednesday. Freaktastic post is up right now."Rule #76 : No excuses. Play like a Champion.
zeke and jug, sign up today!!
rule #43: never walk away from a fellow crasher in a crazy jacket
I'm sorry I'm a cocksmith.
T, lock it up
Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!Did anyone see that the other night?
Social liberalism including radical pro-abortion agenda, the end of marriage and the homosexual agenda.goddman homos
Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!::Plank Stare::
"Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!"Well that's clearly Family Guy but I didn't see the episode.
did anyone see TO on letterman?
Dont worry Zeke, Keith wouldn't have known that either. He's said he doesn't get why FG is so popular. (commie)
TO's top ten
Family Guy is not as good as Futurama
figured it was Family Guy from the quaqmire drop but other than that no clue.
I came in early today for an 8:00am meeting and dood is flaking.it's exceptible* to drop an elbow on dood right?
I'm sticking wth Family Guy...I don't have time to work anymore TV shows into the rotation.
one link on cnn:"Obama girls offered 'Hannah Montana' gig"they will rename it Hashanda Montana.
"it's exceptible* to drop an elbow on dood right?"cross-face chicken wingdo it
is it wrong to hope that the receptionist who hasnt been here in like 3 weeks got scott peterson'ed?
"I'm sticking wth Family Guy...I don't have time to work anymore TV shows into the rotation"futurama isn't really on TV anymore anyway
I just found out that 99.1 in Milwaukee went full-time xmas music on Nov 1. disgusting.
is it wrong to hope that the receptionist who hasnt been here in like 3 weeks got scott peterson'ed?I think that is a little wrong.and is it scott peterson'ed or stacy peterson'ed?
I just found out that 99.1 in Milwaukee went full-time xmas music on Nov 1. disgusting.Deke has been full time xmas music on his ipod since Columbus Day.
maybe norm peterson'd
my wiki lesson of the day
who's stacy peterson
WAIT. wait.W A I TThe hawks are 6-0?
or maybe laci peterson
beth hasn't even told us about the hawks...i'm disappointed in beth
stacy peterson was the other peterson chick who disappeared...I mixed them up...but the same thing applies.
"The hawks are 6-0?"Hell yeah! And eager for the Celts (in Boston) tonight.
"beth hasn't even told us about the hawks...i'm disappointed in beth"I'm sorry, I didn't realize you don't get Sportscenter in Colorado.
the receptionist is a major twat, does childish things like neglecting us of office supplies and not telling us about important things like donuts in conference room 265
she's not pregnant
bron dropped 40 again
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize you don't get Sportscenter in Colorado."what's a sportscenter? I get all my info from LoV
OJ Mayo had back 2 back 30pt games on the road, only a couple other guys have done that in the last 20 years (Jordan, Bron, AI, Robinson, Duncan)...all won the ROY.He's also on a short list of rookies to score 30+ in back to back games in November
it might be a little pre-mature but i think OJ mayo might end up being good
yanks to offer CC like 200 mil
i wonder if Milwaukee will match
"yanks to offer CC like 200 mil"That will last him about 2 weeks in NYC metro area
cashman's selling pitch to CC should be, "think of all the restaurants you could visit here"
google is big brother
Updated fooyball pick 'em triple crown standings...Keith - 1728EP - 1726Beth - 1724Freak - 1710Tem - 1697Mize - 1658Blue - 1613Spiff - 1099Zeke - 788
whoa, that is close
"google is big brother"Old news
your nobodytil somebodyKILLS YOU
Dallas/Washington is off the board?
great rap, great rapper
MA!MEATLOAF!WE WANT IT!
I don't wanna die/God, tell me why
How are the Redskins alleged home dogs vs Dallas?
Is Romo back?
I think so. But still, he's been out for a month
"How are the Redskins alleged home dogs vs Dallas?"romo back i guess
giants were dogs in phillythat was perplexing
And eager for the Celts (in Boston) tonight.for the game or afterparty, or bolth*?
Portis ain't playing = home dogs
no Portis, no Betts = SA is your starting running backRiggo ain't walking though that door.
for the game or afterparty, or bolth*?ah, didn't read the (in boston) partthat's my steve (read: my bad)
I don't know how the new lady sorts the mail. Its strewn all about the main counter. Just keep it all in the tub, grab some, put it in the boxes it belongs in, and repeat. There is no reason to have an 8'x3' area totally covered with mail. Jesus chris
100% gty portis playshe's a warrior
Lakers are in big trouble after being pushed to the limit by mediocre teams. Jesus Chris
dood said he couldn't bend his knee yesterday.he might play or try to but I don't see him lasting the entire game (twss).
Portis has a second-degree MCL sprain in his left knee and he's having trouble straightening his leg, NFL.com reports. Redskins head coach Jim Zorn told his radio show that Ladell Betts (knee) has a better chance to play this week.
That was yesterday
and I'm calling 200 yds receing and 2 tds for TO this weekend.he will feast on that secondary
keeffast?cumkeith?try to keep ups
Nah. I said he couldn't straighten his leg. You said he couldn't bend it.
he playswrite it downnot sure if he'll last or how affected he'll be but he'll play
"Updated fooyball pick 'em triple crown standings..."this is the gayest formula ever...stupid communists
Nah. I said he couldn't straighten his leg. You said he couldn't bend it.same difference grammer* police
should be a good game EP (hopefully), I think the Boys will try to get right and open up a can on the Skins.feels like the skins are going the wrong way.
Jacobs vs Lewisplace your bets
"The whale was named after the milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, found in its head and originally mistaken for sperm." blessed be bibleblessed be
I prey on people that come in here acting all hasty. Love it.
"milky-white waxy substance"beth do you know of this substance, yeah?
"beth do you know of this substance, yeah?"It's probably the same stuff your wife sees 8 seconds after you start fooling around with her.
8 seconds? do you throw your hands in the air afterwards?
"this is the gayest formula ever...stupid communists"College fooyball > NFL, so it's worth more
College fooyball > NFL, so it's worth moreexcept the exact opposite
the fact that i finished 2nd in the suicide, and am in 3rd or so in the NFL pickem puts me in last place.why not just call it the "gay ass college football rankings"i like the BCS more than your retarded rankings.
"It's probably the same stuff your wife sees 8 seconds after you start fooling around with her."your better than this
does deke ever say in whiny voice "i'm not even supposed to be here today"
"and I'm calling 200 yds receing and 2 tds for TO this weekend.he will feast on that secondary"stop it (regarding the 200 yards)
your better than thisactually that was pretty goodyour better than this = i have no comeback
"does deke ever say in whiny voice "i'm not even supposed to be here today""No. Never. I've never been called in.
nah jug, she always references a quick cum joke it was funny, no doubtbut not beth level hilarity
cmjug's car = paid offsuite
zeke has never seen "Clerks"?
bizzare foods was at a new level last night, dude was in ethiopiafinally a place where just about everything he ate was awful
raw camel liverraw
freak - Cal Johnson for Warner in the keeper league?I fart in your general direction.
bizzare foods was at a new level last night, dude was in ethiopiahadn't peeped game in a while, seemed like everything was a repeat, will peep game.
re: bizarre foodsanyone ever tried that one gook fruit that supposedly smells like farts?
zeke has never seen "Clerks"?don't think I've seen that one all the way through.isn't it like Mall rats?mall rats = clerks?
Didn't you have that on a pizza last week?
that was proshooto*, pears and somefin* else
"mall rats = clerks?"both kevin smiff movies if thats what you mean
you should ask spiff
durian is the gook fruit, i never had it, think its a flip thing
phreak...i sent you a counter ophpher.
both kevin smiff movies if thats what you mean*nodding head
NFL footyball tomorrow - don't even trip.
"anyone ever tried that one gook fruit that supposedly smells like farts?"smells worse than farts.
Why would anyone eat something that smelled like or worse than a fart?
"Why would anyone eat something that smelled like or worse than a fart?"if you can get past the smell, the taste is said to be delicious
if you can get past the smell, the taste is said to be deliciousIf you can do that, your mouth will start to water when someone farts around you.
"freak - Cal Johnson for Warner in the keeper league?"2nd rated player in the league, and he's scored 50 or 60 more points than your current QB, but whatever.
"its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia."yeah, gimme another!
put a couple of these in your pockets in the morning before you leave for work. I bet the train won't seem as crowded.
this guy smells shit
not so sure they are available in the states jug
I just threw Sabrina under the bus.Eat shit, motherfucker.
Alaska governor Sarah Palin continues to get offers for publicity appearances, but this one might top them all. TNA wrestling is offering her $50,000 to the charity of her choice to join the villainous Beautiful People as an honorary member.
"i like the BCS more than your retarded rankings"I hope I'll be able to sleep tonight
"Hi I'm Quagmire and this is the bee bush!"i saw this.
On this day in 1994...The Olympic sprinting champion Wilma Rudolph died. Rudolph overcame childhood polio and won three gold medals at the 1960 Summer Games
Sweet. The dumb one just walked in.
"I hope I'll be able to sleep tonight"i hear retards sleep quite well, so i'm sure you'll be fine
Wow, I don't know how to respond to that.
Maybe, I'm rubber and you're glue?
"Family Guy is not as good as Futurama"both are great.
"The Olympic sprinting champion Wilma Rudolph died. Rudolph overcame childhood polio and won three gold medals at the 1960 Summer Games"*Tp survived a bout vs Polio as well.*fixed
"futurama isn't really on TV anymore anyway"they made 3 new movies recently with a 4th due out next year.they were good enough for tem.
"freak - Cal Johnson for Warner in the keeper league?"i'll trade one of my receivers for warner.maybe.
someone farted and it smelled like a dog fart or somethingughhas to be the gollumfucking disgusting pinko
i just dropped a "your better than that" on one of the minions here.
nice work tem
2nd rated player in the league, and he's scored 50 or 60 more points than your current QB, but whatever.write* but Cal was a keeper and warner has what maybe...maybe 1 more decent season? hell, he might not last past this season.plus I've ripped off 5 straight wins, qb isn't exactly a need write* now.
Seriously, there are things that happen here several times a day. May it be when a certain delivery comes in, something updates on a PC, a dialog box pops up on the screen, etc...Every time, without fail, the dumb one says, "I've never seen that before!", or "I'm never here in the morning, so I don't know what's going on".She's worked here for 4 fucking years somehow.
"i'll trade one of my receivers for warner."offer sent.
bullshit offer sent.*fixed
"write* but Cal was a keeper and warner has what maybe...maybe 1 more decent season? hell, he might not last past this season."fair enough, but it was a legit offer, no need to fart at me.
"plus I've ripped off 5 straight wins, qb isn't exactly a need write* now."see you at the ship partna'
"It's probably the same stuff your wife sees 8 seconds after you start fooling around with her."betcha dollars to donuts I can last longer than FMRB
phreak...I accepted that one.
this is getting absurd...absurd like keith's rankings
She's worked here for 4 fucking years somehow.sweep the leg deke
Alright people, in the yahoo league.Kurt Warner and Jeremy ShockeyforBrandon Jacobs and Jason Witten.Any objections?
blue hates the rankings.
TCS is going to have a new scoring system as well.
HDH will not be penalized.
good links will be worth points.slappers too.
will heh be encouraged in the TCS?
Does Shockey still play?
TCS rankings sound difficult to comprehend, kinda like the BCS
I like it
"blue hates the rankings."as he should.they are we todd did.
Didn't freak say he was trying to get a top WR for Warner? Or was that just for the keeper league
i microwaved my lunch an extra two minutes just to spite rev's wife from heating up her 12th cup of hot chocolate
"they are we todd did."Then don't play. You don't have anything invested
"will heh be encouraged in the TCS?"that would have been worth a point.heh is good HDH.good HDH is worth a point.and it is new.old HDH is not worth points.
"Or was that just for the keeper league"yes.
will heh be encouraged in the TCS?HEH* will become tright if encouraged
tright is quality HDHand it's kinda already trite
is brandon jacobs on keef's team?
freak i actually like how you included addai for dunn.is dunn stuck on your IR and you can't figure out how to get him off of it?
i object strenouslyS
Kurt Warner and Jeremy ShockeyforBrandon Jacobs and Jason Witten.did you mean Braylon Edwards instead of Jacobs?
is brandon jacobs on keef's team?I can't trade keef's players?This is news to me.
When did this happen?DARREN!!!
"is brandon jacobs on keef's team?"Negative
ah, looking at the wrong leaguecarry-on
there is a lot of confusion..we should run the statute of liberty play now
"is dunn stuck on your IR and you can't figure out how to get him off of it?"no, i haven't decided whether to take rice or dunn off IR, so I was waiting until the weekend.
Phx/Hou tonightnot too shabby
Reading through compliance tutorials are the best!!!(S)
or is the best
D'antonio says Danilo might be out for the year.yay knicks!
who cares, he wasnt going to have an impact this year
don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
"not so sure they are available in the states jug"you can at the gook markets
"you can at the gook markets"plenty over herei will advise, maybe even record this on put the video on food blog
Piniella and Maddon are MOY.
"Phx/Hou tonightnot too shabby"lakers-cp3ditto
no big surprises there
chris paul probably won't beat the lakers all by himself
RIP the food blog
Food blog had a good run
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