Tuesday, October 21, 2008

You Better Effin' Pay Up, Bitch




I swear to god, Frank. Have my money or next Tuesday, you're fucking dead.

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spaceman spiff said...

balls

JFreak said...

bawls

Beth said...

Hey, freak has a picture now!

Nice choice.

NS

blue said...

iswydt

El Padrino said...

nice post

El Padrino said...

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Any other details are being witheld by the Lov Incorporation until a complete and thourough investigation is completed on Temwr187's whereabouts.

spaceman spiff said...

deke/zeke,

download the program 'utorrent' HERE
if i remember correctly, you dont need to install anything its just a .exe file.

once you have downloaded a torrent(more on that later) you will open up utorrent and then drag the .torrent file into the upper half of the utorrent window, then you will pick where you want the file to be saved and then wait for the download to complete.

to decide which torrents you want, go to a torrent site(more on those later) and search for what you want, when the results come up, you will want to download a torrent that has a lot of 'seeders', people sharing the files. There should be a column on the results page next to the results labeled 'seeders' or 's'. if not, click on one of the results and you will get to the info page for that torrent

JFreak said...

Well, that didn't last long.

JFreak said...

LJ = TJW?

El Padrino said...

spiff a full posting may be necessary

spaceman spiff said...

for music albums, i usually use isohunt

if i cant find it there, i will usually just google 'name of album/artist) torrent' make sure you read the comments if any on the torrents info page, people might comment if the files are shitty quality or wrong etc

for movies, i usually use pirate bay

blue said...

what about individual songs...fuck the whole album

blue said...

btw-

FBI, blue does not condone or practice any of the above mentioned actions that spiffg has suggested.

Thanks and regards.

El Padrino said...

still rocking limewire for single songs, onyl use torrent for albums or catalogs

spaceman spiff said...

alos, when you first drag the torrent into the utorrent window and they ask you where you want to save the files, you will usually have the option of unchecking which files you dont want to dl(saves time) like if you dont want the music video that comes with the album, just uncheck it, if you only want 1 scene of a porn movie that has been divided into split scenes, just uncheck the others, etc. you will not have this option if the file you download is a .rar file or a movie that has not been split up

spaceman spiff said...

"still rocking limewire for single songs, onyl use torrent for albums or catalogs"

see my check/uncheck section of my last comment

spaceman spiff said...

"what about individual songs...fuck the whole album"

ditto

El Padrino said...

nice work spiff
i will copy and paste this so people wont forget, instead of coming back to hear

dont you have access to LOM?

blue said...

i used to have "check/uncheck" issues with azareus..if i unchecked songs, it still downloaded those stupid songs....

theoretically, if i was doing this, which i was not

spaceman spiff said...

also download and install peer guardian

before you open utorrent, open up peer guardian to protect you from possible surveillance

Keith S said...

sinners

spaceman spiff said...

"i used to have "check/uncheck" issues with azareus..if i unchecked songs, it still downloaded those stupid songs...."

azareus sucks, plain and simple, shit hogs up all the computers resources, utorrent is much more light, and ive never had a problem unchecking shit

Keith S said...

"instead of coming back to hear"

Fantastic

blue said...

yeah, fuck azareus

isiah thomas said...

by the way, they are talking about another stimuls check.

if anybody doesn't want it. please, call your IRS rep and let him/her know.

fyi the "new" stimulus package they are talking about does NOT include more gubment checks.

isiah thomas said...

I'm done with torrents.

isiah thomas said...

bleu did OG treat you like family for the anniversary dinner?

Keith S said...

Tebow, who could become the first player since Ohio State's Archie Griffin in 1975 to win consecutive Heismans, said Monday that Texas quarterback Colt McCoy is his top choice right now.


Oh, good. I was wondering who his favorite was.

isiah thomas said...

Tesus should not be mentioned at all in Heisman discussions this season, one mistake is enough.

spaceman spiff said...

for porn there are 2 major sites i know of, 1 smaller one, and 1 major jap porn site. you have to register for all of them, all free. you have to register because they keep track of your download upload ratio.

the jap porn site does not keep track of dl/ul ratio, neither does isohunt or piratebay i mentioned earlier.

the 2 major porn sites are puretna
and empornium

the 3rd smaller site, which was made by defectors of one of the other major sites is cheggit

the jap site is javtalk for this site you will find torrents in the forum 'BT channel'

blue said...

"bleu did OG treat you like family for the anniversary dinner?"


OG has the best breadstix...

actually went here good food...not NYC good, but still good.

spaceman spiff said...

i have the nailing paylin torrent scene 1 if anyone wants it emailed

isiah thomas said...

spiffg nice work with the torrents stuff, I may have to try it again afterall.

isiah thomas said...

re: peer guardian

please advice

would CA spyware stuff handle this or do you need PG also?

isiah thomas said...

goddman spiffg, just when I thought I was done with torrents you pull me back in.

isiah thomas said...

looks like a nice place bleu

isiah thomas said...

OG has the best breadstix...

fmz's gramma only eats the tops of OG's breadstix, very wise lady she is.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"spaceman spiff said...

deke/zeke,..."



Awesome

isiah thomas said...

I'm a little shocked at the effort deke put into this post.

nice work pecos

ns

blue said...

"looks like a nice place bleu"

yeah it's quality italiano...

Keith S said...

"yeah it's quality italiano..."


Stop it.

/el snobino

spaceman spiff said...

you need peer guardian, the program doesnt make sure you dont dl viruses etc, it blocks the ip's of people that you wouldnt want connecting with you

spaceman spiff said...

they constantly update the blocklist too

spaceman spiff said...

"I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers......"

this is brooke hogan talking about the dude her bro put in the hospital that has a fucking crater sized dent in his skull/will be vegetable for life. damn, shes a fucking idiot

blue said...

didn''t you know that prayers fix craters in your skull

spaceman spiff said...

juggernaut matchup in fnfl this week, hope i lose, cant go into the playoffs undefeated, guaranteed exit

/end reverse jinx

blue said...

are you playing the poon hunters>?

spaceman spiff said...

no, playing princes backpussy

blue said...

oh

poonhunters are not doing well

blue said...

i just looked at my record, that's not good

isiah thomas said...

espn doesn't fucking work on my work comp....wft.

shit will load then freeze, then work then freeze, etc.

wft espn, wwl my ass.

blue said...

my guess is the WWL and their stupid video player on the side is fucking up your computer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Chris Chambers better fucking play this week.

spaceman spiff said...

espn sucks on my comp too, makes it hard to go from tab to tab when one of the tabs is wwl

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I HATE that fucking video player. Does it really need to be on every fucking page?

Keith S said...

Canseco is fighting Danny Bonaduce in January. Maybe they'll both die in the ring

Keith S said...

"I HATE that fucking video player. Does it really need to be on every fucking page?"

zeke?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We should all email the omnibus.

blue said...

if the omnibus wrote an article about the video player, i'd laugh

blue said...

deke's email to the omnibus:

"help us ominbus, you're our only hope"

El Padrino said...

actively trying to trade terrell owens

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue's been just shamelessly stealing other people's material lately.


Carlos Bluecia

isiah thomas said...

"I HATE that fucking video player. Does it really need to be on every fucking page?"


Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM

blue said...

you can trade him to me for Randy Moss

Keith S said...

deke's email to the omnibus:

"I'm not an angry person, but your fucking video playing on the fucking front page is the biggest piece of shit and it makes me want to throw this piece of shit Brown computer through our fucking Brown window. If you don't do something to fix it, you're going to be put to the top of my fucking kill list"


*fixed

blue said...

what did i steal?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke's email to the omnibus:..."


And that's how one gets things done

spaceman spiff said...

finally saw the clip of the ref tackling the south carolina guy, that was dirty

El Padrino said...

hell yeah, that ref outright hit him

JFreak said...

Rodney Harrison is supposedly out for the season.

sweet.

JFreak said...

And possibly done for-eva.

even sweeter.

isiah thomas said...

praise allah

El Padrino said...

bruschi is weeping

El Padrino said...

oh jesus screamin a is back
awful and obnoxiousisity

El Padrino said...

Wilbur Hackett Jr.

El Padrino said...

farve is on a dollar coin
NS


1800-503-5523

call now!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A must-have for ANY football fan!

El Padrino said...

Culpepper to cheifs?

Keith S said...

On this day in.....actually, it's about the Red Sux so I'm choosing not to post it.

Keith S said...

cheifs always makes me lol

isiah thomas said...

just overheard this :

"we had a value in there and we minusded it out"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We really stalled out here.

El Padrino said...

minused is hdh

El Padrino said...

blue, #37 on Broncos

similar to 37 on Washington

GARBAGE.

El Padrino said...

jus sayin

El Padrino said...

i will attemp to eat something from mickey d's every day until the monopoly giveaway ends

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't stand the woman that's in here right now.

El Padrino said...

belicheck is such a douche

saying, well it was a battle til the end


WFT, 41-7 final
27-0 3rd quarter

wft

Jugdish said...

i will attemp to eat something from mickey d's every day until the monopoly giveaway ends


sucker

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i will attemp to eat something from mickey d's every day until the monopoly giveaway ends"


Monopoly caused me to gain 10 lbs last year.

Keith S said...

"I can't stand the woman that's in here right now."

I'm shocked

Keith S said...

"i will attemp to eat something from mickey d's every day until the monopoly giveaway ends"

I have a bunch of pieces. I'll split the winnings with you if you get something I need

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm shocked"


I'm confident that you'd feel the same way.

Keith S said...

"i have the nailing paylin torrent scene 1 if anyone wants it emailed"

Can you post it on LoS, spiff?

isiah thomas said...

did (e)fmk pay for the wedding yesterday?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Filthy rich people are so clueless. They can't do anything for themselves. Un-fucking-real.

isiah thomas said...

Filthy rich people are so clueless. They can't do anything for themselves. Un-fucking-real.

says the "smart" poor guy

Keith S said...

"did (e)fmk pay for the wedding yesterday?"

I don't know. I got home and she was in bed and I slept in the other room.

isiah thomas said...

do you already have a joint bank account?

Keith S said...

no

Keith S said...

we don't have a joint anything yet

Jugdish said...

keef and fmk broke up, or just fighting?

El Padrino said...

"I have a bunch of pieces. I'll split the winnings with you if you get something I need"

deal.

El Padrino said...

you guys are really brawling huh

good times, keef this is like pre-season

isiah thomas said...

"I have a bunch of pieces. I'll split the winnings with you if you get something I need"


I want 10% out of principle.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

C'mon now. This woman is rich because she married a guy who's parents are wealthy.


You'd be surprised at how much information people will give you if you just act like you're interested in what they have to say.

isiah thomas said...

is there a website out there for matching up mcdonald's pieces?

if not....why not?

seems like a good idear

or put them up on ebay

Keith S said...

"keef and fmk broke up, or just fighting?"

Probably just fighting

Keith S said...

I'm not tem

WADR

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

McD Monopoly pieces are on craigslist

Jugdish said...

what did you do?

Keith S said...

"what did you do?"

Called her out

isiah thomas said...

I was just talking with a chick who is a little pudgy, face notsogreat and she has heeeeeeuge bazongas....totally doable after 6 beers, all I could think about was motorboatin'.

Keith S said...

But she hasn't done anything wrong in 4 years so it leads to this

spaceman spiff said...

Can you post it on LoS, spiff?


you want the .torrent file posted there?

isiah thomas said...

McD Monopoly pieces are on craigslist

how much?

Keith S said...

Can you post the vid-e-yo there?

isiah thomas said...

spiffg, stupid quessstion

Once you get the file downloaded its not in torrent format, it's in whatever format it is right?

isiah thomas said...

is Pac 10 poon dead?

Keith S said...

yeah blue became mize

El Padrino said...

is tem dead?

isiah thomas said...

yeah I'll say it, I like Trent Dilfer's analysis on espn. heard him on cowheard the past few weeks and the guy is legit.

plus he uses "retard" a lot in place of hinder, hold back, etc.

El Padrino said...

dilfer is good, i agree

Keith S said...

Hilarity²

spaceman spiff said...

"Once you get the file downloaded its not in torrent format, it's in whatever format it is right?"

right, torrents are just small files with info in them

spaceman spiff said...

"Can you post the vid-e-yo there?"

the video is large, 100+ Mb, theyll probly end up posting it on one of those porntube/youporn sites

spaceman spiff said...

looks like tnaflix(youporn/porntube site owned by puretna) has posted the scene also HERE

make a mental note keef

JFreak said...

joba story is pure hilarity.

good find keith.

Keith S said...

Mental note...

ctrl+f 2:51 tonight

Jugdish said...

or ctrl + f Mental note

blue said...

"blue, #37 on Broncos

similar to 37 on Washington

GARBAGE."

he's awful...fucking awful.

you're telling me that John Lynch wasn't better than this guy (and i'm not a lynch fan)..plus they cut another Safety who played really well for them last year, for this guy. fuck that guy

blue said...

the guy took horrible angles, even meiz is a better tackler than that guy

Keith S said...

or ctrl+f tnaflix

This could go on for a while, jug

spaceman spiff said...

"similar to 37 on Washington

GARBAGE."

correction, shaun alexander took/bought 37 off doughty, but the point still stands

blue said...

you could even ctrl+f "ctrl+f"

isiah thomas said...

I wonder how many times Tem has said "it puts the lotion in the basket" this week.

it's the only explanation.

Keith S said...

maybe tem went to tombstone

isiah thomas said...

fyi: Boris Diaw has braids now.

re-read that when you stop laughing.

Jugdish said...

fyi: tem has braids now.

re-read that when you stop laughing.



fixed

Keith S said...

"Boris Diaw has braids now."

NFW. That's awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We're shipping a bunch of shit to a guy named Dick Sucher.

isiah thomas said...

fyi: tem has braids now.


maybe tem went to Tombstone to get braids?

Steve said...

88 year old owman is arrested for keeping neighbor's ball

Keith S said...

I know what mize's name is gonna be for our next bet

Jugdish said...

mize...is that a personal package?

more stadium sauce?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yep. Its my alias.

Keith S said...

mize's alias has a K instead of an H.

isiah thomas said...

Yep. Its my third alias, Deke, Deluxe, Dick Sucher.

*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That was creative.

El Padrino said...

pretty fucked up name

El Padrino said...

lisa ann is a good porn star

spaceman spiff said...

she's solid, somethings awry with her nips though

tem said...

i had cpe, i forgot. never went to work so i never finished my post or published it.

blue said...

stupid cpa's and their cpe

spaceman spiff said...

tem, did it get the hose again?

Keith S said...

Stop it

Keith S said...

wft is cpe?

Keith S said...

Continuing professional education?

tem said...

yeah i was learning.

it was boring.

i am done now.

i'm gonna go drink.

Keith S said...

like tem is a professional

spaceman spiff said...

EP, the gints real season starts this week, are you scurred

spaceman spiff said...

are we even gonna make it to newer

Keith S said...

no

Keith S said...

fsilok has a goddman rabbit, and I noticed this morning that it has chewed holes in my grill cover and it chewed the pull cord off my lawn mower. This is gonna be fun.

JFreak said...

Sounds like a snack for your dog.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, I put some new games up on LOG.

Keith S said...

"Sounds like a snack for your dog."

The dogs chase it all over the yard, but we have some bougainvilleas that it hides under. I'm in the process of cutting those down, so maybe they'll catch it.

isiah thomas said...

bougainvilleas

::Blank Stare::

isiah thomas said...

fyi: Hines Ward....no fine.

Keith S said...

"bougainvilleas

::Blank Stare::"


They are those ugly as. bushes that have the purple flowers on them. They are everywhere in the valley

Keith S said...

Bougainvillea

spaceman spiff said...

fsilok is the worse

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fsilok has a goddman rabbit, and I noticed this morning that it has chewed holes in my grill cover and it chewed the pull cord off my lawn mower. This is gonna be fun."

Here, Keith

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Or Here

Keith S said...

"Here, Keith"

I wish there was a way I could get away with that.

Keith S said...

newer

El Padrino said...

"EP, the gints real season starts this week, are you scurred"

yeah petrified





























SARCASM

Keith S said...

EP
How long is our NYG bet for? A week or a month?

El Padrino said...

week i think, i might have put it on log or w or whatever that bet blog is

Keith S said...

ok yeah, 1 week. good

blue said...

rev

spaceman spiff said...

gints remaining schedule:
10/26 @ Pittsburgh (5-1)
11/02 v. Dallas (4-3)
11/09 @ Philly (3-3)
11/16 v. Baltimore (3-3)
11/23 @ Arizona (4-2)
11/30 @ Washington (5-2)
12/07 v. Philly (3-3)
12/14 @ Dallas (4-3)
12/21 v. Carolina (5-2)
12/28 @ Minnesota (3-4)

teams they beat: 12-27 .307
not including the redskins: 7-25 .219
teams remaining on schedule: 39-26 .600

keef is still alive in the bet

Keith S said...

"WFT.

Sparty & dem get run on yahoo & shit.

Obviously our season previews have been overlooked."


WFT were you talking about here, mize?

spaceman spiff said...

"keef is still alive in the bet"

EP, i know you speak spanish

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"WFT were you talking about here, mize?"


This


scroll down past the picture of Yao

Keith S said...

"keef is still alive in the bet"


As long as either Washington or Philly can win that division, and Carolina/Tampa/Atlanta/Green Bay/Chicago can creep into the 2 WC spots. Seems unlikely

spaceman spiff said...

eminem voting for barack:“I know we are going into a recession. Pardon the cliché but we need something to change. I think Barack would be a breath of fresh air, to get in there and actually get what's left of the Bush administration out the door."

stoopid statement. that 'change' campaign shit worked on him good, real good

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

who cares?

Keith S said...

who cares died

El Padrino said...

giants are making the playoffs

"so the hell with all ruuuubbbeeeesssh"

spaceman spiff said...

production of zima has ceased, haha

spaceman spiff said...

james bond turned down thor

El Padrino said...

11/02 v. Dallas (4-3)
11/09 @ Philly (3-3)
11/16 v. Baltimore (3-3)
11/23 @ Arizona (4-2)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4-0 unless a major injury

Keith S said...

"production of zima has ceased, haha"

Can't believe that ish lasted 15 years.

Keith S said...

"4-0 unless a major injury"

Good jinx. Thanks

Keith S said...

This could be EP's dream year. Phillies in the World Series and Iggles in the Super Bowl.

Keith S said...

we're almost there

Keith S said...

creepin

Keith S said...

crawlin

Keith S said...

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