Thursday, October 30, 2008

Yo Adrian... We did it!



It's 2am. I gotta be up in 5 hours. I don't care.

I remember all the ribbing I've taken here for over two years. I took it with good nature. I think someone here said going into these playoffs "It's Philly. You're not supposed to win."

Hell, a part of me actually believed that.

I don't have the words. I'm struggling to write this. Basically because I know some of you are not happy that this happened. And I'm actually trying to respect those of you who are not happy this happened. I feel your pain. I've been unhappy when other teams won that I didn't want to see win before, especially when my teams weren't winning. So a part of me does not want to rub it in. I've had it rubbed in on me many times, and it hurts. I know that.

Now... allow me to let loose the part of me that does want to rub it in...

EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

WE'RE THE GODDMAN WORLD CHAMPS! WE RULE BASEBALL! AND YOU HATERS HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT FOR ALL OF NEXT SEASON!

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS, NEW YORK!

GET THAT CRAP OUTTA HERE, TAMPA!

CHOKE ON THIS, LA!

YYYEEEOOOWWWWWW!!!

Damn, I enjoyed that!

And of course, I add WADR to those fine cities. I have visited all of them, and they are fine municipalities. Remember, I said WADR.

I have to tell you, winning a World Championship is a lot of fun. I highly recommend it if you haven't tried it before.

I forgot what this was like. I was 8 when the Phils won in 80. I was 11 when the Sixers won in 83. Jesus, I was 3 when the Flyers were winning Stanley Cups. This is a much better experience in your mid 30's I must say.

And thank you to the Baseball Gods who saw fit to suspend game 5, therefore allowing the championship to be clinched at a reasonable time so all of Philadelphia can truly enjoy it. It gave the fans more time to loot stores on Broad Street and set trash fires.

Bud Selig might even be a genius for all he did to have it work out this way.

(s)

Stay classy, LOV! I love ya! And much love from the City of Brotherly Love... home of the 2008 World Series Champion Phillies!

It stings the nostrils... in a good way!

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The Rev said...

There. Got the spacing right. Much better.

Jug... get that Rev face up here early. We need it!

The Rev said...

Later, gang!

Beth said...

Congrats Rev! (ns)

I went thru this in '95 with the Braves but I was 17 and a chick and not nearly as into them as you are with the Phillies, so I'm envious.

Jugdish said...

WOOOOOOO!!! --------->



as requested

Jugdish said...

Congrats big daddy! Enjoy it!

Jugdish said...

from rev's post:

"I have to tell you, winning a World Championship is a lot of fun. I highly recommend it if you haven't tried it before."


That reminds me of Kramer winning the Tony award.

Jugdish said...

In honor of rev and philly...we should all type "ph" in place of all of our "f's" today...

ok phuck phaces?

Beth said...

That's phine by me.

Tyler said...

"Stay classy, LOV!"

Nicely done, Fathead.

tem said...

jug is giving us homework now.

i think i'll just avoid using any word with the letter "f."

i won't remember to change it so i will just avoid it. sounds like a good plan to me.

Beth said...

So you can remember to avoid it but can't remember to change it?

blue said...

Nicely done, phathead

*phixed

tem said...

way to go Exxon Mobil, you made bunches o' money.

blue said...

"way to go Exxon Mobil, you made bunches o' money."

yeah, and they help kids in africa learn to play basketball

tem said...

"So you can remember to avoid it but can't remember to change it?"

yep.

given a case where i quote someone i will use their exact quote though and maybe you will see a "f."

blue said...

Aphrica

*phixed

tem said...

"yeah, and they help kids in africa learn to play basketball"

by sending kevin bacon over?

blue said...

in de face meiz

blue said...

in de phace, meiz

*phixed

Jugdish said...

quote from Jug's bro:

I think obama should have taken some of that 7-8 million or whatever it costs to put on a halph hour spot in prime time and probably spent it on some of these phoreclosures happening all over the US! … as opposed to shoveling more of his $hit down our throats

Jugdish said...

Iph they start phorgiving that debt, then they better take the steps to make sure they don't give so much damned credit to people who can't aphphord to pay it back phrom now on!

Jugdish said...

I tried to go to phoxnews.com, but their site must be down.

tem said...

sometimes the intraweb is unreliable jug. keep trying.

blue said...

the ph thing will be phun for awhile

guarantee EP will not participate.

Jugdish said...

stabbed 220 times

dude, 220 times is a lot. I bey she had to stop and take a break. Maybe drink some Gatorade before she started again.

Jugdish said...

I think keeph and phreak will participate.

tem said...

maybe the indiana boy will change his name to honor the ocassion.

tem said...

stabbing was a lesbian love crime.

blue said...

EP might not have any power because of the noreaster

Jugdish said...

I may have to change my phphl team name to Zorse Phorce

El Padrino said...

whatever

eagles still suck

blue said...

so do the sixers and the phlyers

Jugdish said...

It was nice to have a really short, but eventphul ballgame on last night though

tem said...

but the phillies are champions of the world.

tem said...

dammit, my 1st "f"

tem said...

son o' a bitch.

tem said...

i blame the built in gains tax.

i was reading about it and it melted my brain.

blue said...

fasb 132

blue said...

i just pulled that number out oph my ass.


phas 132

*phixed

blue said...

no b

El Padrino said...

"guarantee EP will not participate."

good call blue

Jugdish said...

phag

blue said...

cmblue did not understand why I was rooting phor the rays. she didn't accept "phillies suck" as a reason

blue said...

I bet keith's ass is sore from the tattoo

El Padrino said...

if rev and los do a championship podcast i will call in and berate philadelphia

blue said...

the nuggets still suck

blue said...

how bout them knicks?

El Padrino said...

looked good
starbury didnt even play a minute

blue said...

i think that will be the norm...running up mountains or not

Jugdish said...

rev and los don't do call ins. They are a low budget podcats and they don't have any phans.

Jugdish said...

podcats...phunny

Jugdish said...

Did you see the Spurs used the hack a shaq dephense 5 seconds into their game last night as a joke?

El Padrino said...

"i think that will be the norm...running up mountains or not"

maybe i'm as crazy as him but i think he's still a good basektball player, i dont see how 12-15 minutes a game he can hurt us

plus how are we going to trade a player without advertising him a little

blue said...

the spurs did not win

no joke

El Padrino said...

"Did you see the Spurs used the hack a shaq dephense 5 seconds into their game last night as a joke?"

really?

blue said...

you don't want to trade starbury...let his cash come ophph the books at the end of the year, don't phill it with shitty players

Jugdish said...

hack a shaq

video didn't play phor me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I will not be participating in the ph thing.

El Padrino said...

that was funny, never knew popovich smiles

Jugdish said...

what is even better is they used the hack a shaq for real later in the game

we need change! said...

I wish I was old enough to appreciate it when Cincy won one, because it won't happen again. You're lucky, man.

didn't they win the WS in 88 or 89?

we need change! said...

that commemorative pin will look good next to Marky Marks autograph Fathead.

El Padrino said...

"didn't they win the WS in 88 or 89?"

red was 78 i believe
88,89 Oakland?

phreak said...

philly phinally phinds phun.

El Padrino said...

1990, they won in 1990

blue said...

the reds won one with barry larkin, 1990 maybe

we need change! said...

1990, yeah I knew they won one around then, good call.

we need change! said...

will Fathead buy the officially licensed Phillies World Series Champs refrigerator lock?

Jugdish said...

Devin Harris in street ball

we need change! said...

I'm mildly stunned that Lidge didn't blow a save in the WS. I was waiting for him to throw a meatball that got jacked.

phreak said...

Phrom Awful Announing

"Not only is the Skins-Steelers game an important one for both teams, but it will also be important phor the candidates. You see the last Redskins game bephore the election is a predictor oph which party will make it into office on Election Tuesday. When the Redskins win, the party already in the White House wins the presidency and when the Redskins lose, the other party gets the nod. In phact this theory has hold true a perphect 100% (17 of 17) since people phirst came across it."

GO REDSKINS, GO!!!!!

we need change! said...

Devin Harris in street ball

if he doesn't get voted off the bus he could become the next street ball legend.

blue said...

"I'm mildly stunned that Lidge didn't blow a save in the WS. I was waiting for him to throw a meatball that got jacked."

i thought the ball that zobrist hit was going to phall for a hit and score perez, good play by Werth

Jugdish said...

I was happy for Lidge. He got a raw deal down here in Houston and the fans gave him a lot of crap. He was always pretty solid and a stand up guy.

we need change! said...

He was always pretty solid and a stand up guy.

seemed like it last night, he was quick to praise Jeebus for the W.

Jugdish said...

phans


phixed

blue said...

lidge is phrom here so it's a big deal, i guess.


and WPHT was bartlett thinking trying to score on the inphield hit by iwamura

Jugdish said...

I keep getting conphlicting edits

Jugdish said...

WPHT


hilarity

El Padrino said...

"and WPHT was bartlett thinking trying to score on the inphield hit by iwamura"

jerkoff didnt even look up to see what happened, he was running because it was two outs but it should have been 1st and 3rd

blue said...

it didn't even look like he was running hard on his way to third

spaceman spiff said...

GPHY rev

El Padrino said...

yeah like he assumed it was an out

foolish

blue said...

in phairness to bartlett/third base coach...iph utley throws to 1st, then bartlett/thirdbase coach look like geniuses.

we need change! said...

re: skins/prez

the skins are banged up it'll be a close game.

spaceman spiff said...

i was wrong about yesterdays game being a lakers away game

El Padrino said...

"Lastly, according to the New York Post, Phillies broadcaster Harry Kalas was heard screaming, ‘See Ya, New York,’ during a fan tribute of the stadium’s jumbotron following the team’s World Series win last night."

real sad, focus on your happy times and not someone else's misery you old windbag

blue said...

he is kind oph awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

pissing and moaning about weekly lineup changes in $$FNBA. We were told that was the deal way before the season.

El Padrino said...

hahahahaha pussy, sfw

El Padrino said...

My name is John and I'm an alcoholic

Jugdish said...

He is in a Hooters orange jumpsuit too...cool!

El Padrino said...

how many beers did he have, 30-40 easy

Jugdish said...

sphw


phixed

Jugdish said...

I think he was counting them in pitchers.

Keith S said...

"didn't they win the WS in 88 or 89?"

1990 like EP said, but I would have appreciated it a lot more now than when I was 13

Keith S said...

Can I say Elcum Padfast?

Jugdish said...

Can I say Elcum Padfast?



Elcum Padphast


phixed

Keith S said...

My phault

Keith S said...

Do you have this, jug?

Jugdish said...

Not that, but I have all the individual seasons.

Keith S said...

mize is thrilled

El Padrino said...

what did i padfast?

Keith S said...

John Daly

phreak said...

Damn, I was hoping Brenly'd get hired so I wouldn't have to hear him announce any more Cubs games.

El Padrino said...

that wasnt linked today so you lose

Keith S said...

Oh well

El Padrino said...

ken macha, brew crew manager

Jugdish said...

clutch pitching job by Balphour last night

maybe he needs to stop talking to himself out there and focus on the hitter

Keith S said...

Seriously?

Keith S said...

Seriously was for EP. Can you link it up?

spaceman spiff said...

"that wasnt linked today so you lose"

definitely erroneous

spaceman spiff said...

bynum locked up for a little bit
3 years 42 mil$, 4th year team option 16 mill$

Keith S said...

Set your DVR

El Padrino said...

in today i mean in this thread, lovad 1,2,3 in the morning means the linkage hasnt happened

El Padrino said...

Seriously?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"definitely erroneous"


seconded

Keith S said...

"Seriously?"

Thanks El cumfast

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"in today i mean in this thread, lovad 1,2,3 in the morning means the linkage hasnt happened"


It was linked early evening

Keith S said...

"in today i mean in this thread, lovad 1,2,3 in the morning means the linkage hasnt happened"

Ah, so when you login to AD it's ok, but if you don't it doesn't count.

Keith S said...

It was about 4:00 here when it was linked

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wanted Bobby V to be our manager

Keith S said...

The latest El Cumfast was only 6 comments from the original. That counts, right?

Jugdish said...

7 bucks or two daysin jail?

Keith S said...

2 days in jail might be a bit much for that

Keith S said...

Big game in Texas on Saturday, eh?

Jugdish said...

Rankings wise yes, but you should see it on Thanksgiving when A&M and Texas play.

Jugdish said...

I'm working this weekend though, so that sucks

El Padrino said...

"that wasnt linked today so you lose"

definitely erroneous"

"in today i mean in this thread, lovad 1,2,3 in the morning means the linkage hasnt happened"


"It was linked early evening"


so that means it was not linked today, we both lose but i'm right


"Ah, so when you login to AD it's ok, but if you don't it doesn't count."


correct

El Padrino said...

link police out in full force today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So EP = ESPN?

EPSPN, where we just run the same stories over and over.

El Padrino said...

Poll finds 23% of Texans think Obama is Muslim...

hehehehee

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Texans are ignorant.

El Padrino said...

aunt obama, and remeber they found his brother living in some slum in africa

wft

El Padrino said...

"EPSPN, where we just run the same stories over and over."

i dont even care i just find it hilarious that keef knows/remembers every single link

Keith S said...

"i dont even care i just find it hilarious that keef knows/remembers every single link"

I linked both of what you linked, and 1 of them was 8 minutes before you cumfasted it

Jugdish said...

Obama's aunt is named GooneyGooGoo

Keith S said...

Gus, your wife's a bigfoot

tem said...

who is gus?

Keith S said...

Phillies win World Series

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My shoe!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gus, the bitch said, "gooney googoo".

Keith S said...

Here you go, EP


NS

blue said...

that's a pretty sweet deal


although i'm not sure why they'd open a morton's in brooklyn

blue said...

NYC has the best steak

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hell, I'm not sure why they'd open any chains in the NYC area.

blue said...

i mean it's so tough that morton's had to give away their phood phor phree

Jugdish said...

The chain restaurants in NYC are better than the same restaurants in other states.

tem said...

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blue said...

good wall tem

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jug is the master

El Padrino said...

thanks keef

is morton's good?

tem said...

master at putting up walls at the wrong time.

blue said...

morton's is pretty good, free is always good..

El Padrino said...

i've yet to make it to Peter Luger's, i'm extremely disappointed in myself

tem said...

you should be disappointed.

El Padrino said...

i am, i blame my wife

Jugdish said...

wiphe

Jugdish said...

Apparently there is a youtube video of a Rays phan getting clocked in the head by a wodka bottle from a phillies fan.

I am blocked on youtube, but Rome has been talking about it phor awhile now.

someone check it out and report back

spaceman spiff said...

out of the steakhouses like ruth chris etc, morton's has the worst rep out here, but for free it will be awesome

spaceman spiff said...

jug are you serious or are you making fun of EP

Jugdish said...

am i ever serious?

spaceman spiff said...

dude got it right in the noggin, im surprised he didnt fall

Keith S said...

On this day in 1974...

Muhammad Ali used the "rope-a-dope" strategy and won the heavyweight boxing title from George Foreman

Keith S said...

"Apparently there is a youtube video of a Rays phan getting clocked in the head by a wodka bottle from a phillies fan."

Hilarity

El Padrino said...

getting traded to the royals must suck

blue said...

phor the youtube capable

Keith S said...

"dude got it right in the noggin, im surprised he didnt fall"

I don't know how he didn't see it flying at him.

blue said...

the videyo is hilarity

blue said...

"I don't know how he didn't see it flying at him."

he was looking down at the people below him throwing shit, not the people 25 yards away in phront of him

Keith S said...

blewfast?

El Padrino said...

bluefast

Keith S said...

El Cumdrino just got cumfasted

Jugdish said...

i'm conphused

El Padrino said...

i see what jug did there

Keith S said...

"i'm confused"

ctrl+f hahahahaha pussy, sfw

we need change! said...

is morton's good?

of the places I've been like Morton's, I was least impressed with Morton's. The food was fine but I had higher expectations for the service, etc.

free Morton's is good Morton's however.

spaceman spiff said...

"I don't know how he didn't see it flying at him."

he was drunk, in his own little world up there

tem said...

why was he up on that pole at all?

Keith S said...

TWSS

we need change! said...

getting traded to the royals must suck

true dat, last season at the NBA trade deadline some guys on the Suns told Leandrino that he'd been traded to the Knicks and he either was crying or had tears in his eyes.

going to a bad team must be a real kick in the groin.

tem said...

how can you tell he is a rays supporter? the video is like 20 seconds and he is not wearing rays gear.

we need change! said...

morning meetings suck, no tps after morning meetings is awesomeness though.

Jugdish said...

ctrl+ph hahahahaha pussy, sfw


that didn't work for me

Keith S said...

"that didn't work for me"

ctrl+f 11:37

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how can you tell he is a rays supporter? the video is like 20 seconds and he is not wearing rays gear."


exactly.

and I'm not so sure I'd call that guy a pussy. Getting busted in the dome with a glass bottle has got to hurt like a motherfucker.

spaceman spiff said...

"true dat, last season at the NBA trade deadline some guys on the Suns told Leandrino that he'd been traded to the Knicks and he either was crying or had tears in his eyes."

woulda worked out for him with d'antoni there

Keith S said...

"Getting busted in the dome with a glass bottle has got to hurt like a motherfucker."

New Yorkers are the tougher

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Now I can mark this championship off on my bucket list and die a happy man."


Filly fans are the douchiest

spaceman spiff said...

"how can you tell he is a rays supporter? the video is like 20 seconds and he is not wearing rays gear."

supposedly the guy has a mohawk, i cant tell

for tem: rays fan started getting mohawks or 'rayhawks' after the players did it

blue said...

yes it was bluephast i guess.

i phigured since jug hadn't seen it, and was talking about it, it hand't been linked...damn phiguring

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"New Yorkers are the tougher"


Yeah, they're used to getting brained with glass bottles. I wonder why.

El Padrino said...

"true dat, last season at the NBA trade deadline some guys on the Suns told Leandrino that he'd been traded to the Knicks and he either was crying or had tears in his eyes."

knicks >>>>>>>>>>> royals

jus sayin

we need change! said...

the knicks have been one of the worst teams in the league the last 7 seasons (royal-esque)

Keith S said...

"knicks >>>>>>>>>>> royals"

In payroll, yes.

El Padrino said...

"the knicks have been one of the worst teams in the league the last 7 seasons (royal-esque)"

true
but

ny, ny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kansas city, mo

Jugdish said...

Its the NY part of the knicks that make them the better

Jugdish said...

ny is better i2i

El Padrino said...

royals have been bad my entire life
maybe early eighties they were good, when i was a toddler

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