Monday, October 20, 2008

Uck Faitch

Ding dong, the bitch is dead. All it took was Tampa dropping the devil from their name, and all of a sudden they are relevant. Apparently God does exist. If you don't mind, zeke......IN DE FACE mize!!!

EP said that the Stillers would get 5 TDs on their own. I will call him El Padstrodamus all day today. (ns) Of course, he also said Washington +17 over Oregon, and they lost by 21 to Oregon State. So he should get 2 losses for that. He sucks at college games, but his NFL picks are saving him. Maybe he should just pick NFL games for the rest of the season.

College football polls are wetawded. FU is #5 in the AP, #7 in the USA Today, but #10 in the BCS. That’s what we get when computers are involved. I don’t care what they say, people are smarter than computers. If it weren’t for people, computers wouldn’t even exist. None of the current top 3 teams will be in the BCS title game this year. (ns)

NFL coaches need to stop with the timeout right before a field goal at the end of a game, most recently by Tom Lombardi Cable. I’m pretty sure that a kicker who gets two attempts at a kick is going to have more success than getting one attempt. It was a fun fad for about 2 weeks last year. It’s time for coaches to move on to a new fad. Maybe they can fake calling a timeout, like they can yell really loud “My Gout! My Gout!” so the kicker hears them and they’ll get faked out. It’s a flawless plan.

My new strike it rich scheme is to gamble against any top boxer that mize backs. I’m gonna be a zillionaire.

I hate sports sometimes. I waited patiently to get a Bangles jersey because I'm a fan, but I didn't want to get 9/85/84 because I'm tired of all those guys. So I finally bend and get a 58 jersey, Keith Rivers. Good young talent I figure, he'll be solid for a while. And 2 games later he gets a broken jaw and is out for the year. I look forward to being on Straight Cash Homey next season.

Softball update… We split our doubleheader tonight. I went 2-6 with 2 walks. It was an ugly night. I blame Imus.

Rays in 5 over Philly. Sorry rev.

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Keith S said...

"Is the triple crown average position?"

No, total points. Total successful weeks in the survival pool + NFL picks + college confidence points.

spaceman spiff said...

FUCK AITCH
FUCK AITCH
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FUCK AITCH
FUCK AITCH

spaceman spiff said...

rays in 2

spaceman spiff said...

"No, total points. Total successful weeks in the survival pool + NFL picks + college confidence points."

damn im out of contention already

Beth said...

"No, total points. Total successful weeks in the survival pool + NFL picks + college confidence points."

You forgot to include the golf league results.

(s)

El Padrino said...

and fuck whodey

El Padrino said...

i should stick to NFL, i may ask beth to email me college picks

NS

El Padrino said...

and that's a compliment
not sure if she knows what she's doing but she's kicking ass in the college pick em

Jugdish said...

I loved seeing the Cowboys get their ass handed to them yesterday.

Jugdish said...

tara reid

sfw

tem said...

tampa bay had a good night.

Rays win, Bucs win.

Jugdish said...

x files

blue said...

"Rays win, Bucs win."

but what about the lightning?

blue said...

you......are way hotter in person

blue said...

the chargers are awful

blue said...

actual email sent to eltardo by blue:

"i shut the tv off after the 6th inning, did the red sawks win?"

Jugdish said...

good work

blue said...

Tom Cable is a fool, i hate him, and fart in his general direction

tem said...

fucking sox

blue said...

i actually like the fact that the rays went 7 games with the sawks, if they would have just crushed them in game 5, it wouldn't have been as sweet...because all the pinko chowds had "hope", they "believed", and then they woke up.

blue said...

I didn't know meiz was british

El Padrino said...

serious the FG timoeouts need to stop

Jugdish said...

meiz will call fmmeiz in to click on that link for him.

tem said...

british lazy people are the worse.

blue said...

or the better

El Padrino said...

snl was hilarious

blue said...

i was entertained by SNL.

mark wahlberg actually showing up was high hilarity

Beth said...

"and that's a compliment
not sure if she knows what she's doing but she's kicking ass in the college pick em"

Of course I know what I'm doing. I grew up in SEC LAND!!! :-)

blue said...

tits is in 3rd in the NFL pick'em as well...so maybe she knows a thing or duece

El Padrino said...

nfl is a fluke
she's said that before

Beth said...

I know my limits - it's why I'll never ever play fantasy football. But I'm usually decent in pick em leagues.

Beth said...

Fluke is a strong word there EP. But clearly I'm better at college picking.

Beth said...

Now NCAA tourney, if I ever do well there THAT would be a fluke.

blue said...

it's just me and freak left in the suicide league

Beth said...

Yeah, one of you needs to go ahead and lose already so we can start round 2 of that.

El Padrino said...

yeah hurry up

btw, survived the big one

67 people left, 90K is the jackpot

Jugdish said...

How much did you pay to get into that one?

blue said...

"Yeah, one of you needs to go ahead and lose already so we can start round 2 of that"

keith could just delete freak's entry

El Padrino said...

"How much did you pay to get into that one?"

100 dollars

947 people entered

Beth said...

"67 people left, 90K is the jackpot"

"100 dollars, 947 people entered"

Ummm EP, I know you work on Wall Street with numbers and I'm just a ditzy blonde from Georgia, but I think that's more like a 94k jackpot (95k if you round up).

El Padrino said...

i know beth

but the guy who runs it takes 4700 off the top

Beth said...

Damn, that's a nice cut. Tell everyone I'll be glad to run it next year for the bargain rate of $4k.

El Padrino said...

he's actually cheating himself

big pool like that, min 10%

blue said...

rick neuheisel thinks your suicide pool is for amateurs

El Padrino said...

i'm sorry i don't follow

blue said...

neuheisel got busted by the NCAA for playing in a NCAA pool with his neighbors where the buyin was like 10K

blue said...

and 1st place got like 100k

tem said...

::blank stare::


*fixed

El Padrino said...

oh right
i misremembered that

tem said...

i am starving.

El Padrino said...

i am el pad

tem said...

funny

Keith S said...

All we need now is the Pats to lose by 20 tonight

tem said...

that'd be nice. but i need pittman to do all the scoring.

blue said...

today is my anniversary...i'm trying to convince cmblue that we should do dinner at BW2's because of the broncos game tonight...it's not going so well.

El Padrino said...

what the fuck

El Padrino said...

that idea has failure written all over it blue

Jugdish said...

I also need Randy Moss to not score.

tem said...

that's what you get for having your anniversary when the broncos play on monday night.

tem said...

and happy anniversary. wtg and all that jazz.

Jugdish said...

blue you should have taken her out this past weekend to celebrate...a little planning can go along way.

tem said...

you should try to finish dinner before the game.

if you lived on the east coast that would be easier.

Keith S said...

Yeah I also need Moss to not score. I'm down by 13 and I have Royal & Prather and the guy I'm playing has Moss

Keith S said...

"if you lived on the east coast that would be easier."

There's your answer. Take her to NYC for dinner. She gets the best dinner on the planet, you get to watch the game. Win/Win

blue said...

"blue you should have taken her out this past weekend to celebrate...a little planning can go along way."

i tried this, but she's smrter than that, she knew it was just because i wanted to watch the game. "i'm not going out to celebrate the anniversary of your bachelor party" was the exact response.

blue said...

i also thought of just Tivo-ing the game and catching up when we get home, but then i don't get my annual sex, so that's kind of a shitty trade.

Keith S said...

So Larry Johnson has a little Lawrence Phillips in him, huh

El Padrino said...

"i tried this, but she's smrter than that, she knew it was just because i wanted to watch the game. "i'm not going out to celebrate the anniversary of your bachelor party" was the exact response."

oooff, tough nugget ya got there blue

Jugdish said...

well played cmblue

Keith S said...

Everyone waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Rays season, please pick up the first shoe.



This might be the 2nd worse WWL comment I've ever seen

Jugdish said...

Whoever posted that probably just got hired by ESPN to write headlines.

Keith S said...

Of course the bear was scared. Look at her

blue said...

why are the rays dropping shoes, that would make them run slower

El Padrino said...

keef shoulda got a Ben Utecht Jersey

Jugdish said...

“I’m … I, I can’t talk,” she responds. “I can’t talk.”

Keith S said...

I shoulda got a new team

Jugdish said...

keef I feel your pain on the jersey...I bought a Mike Brown jersey a few years back...enough said.

spaceman spiff said...

im still baffled as to how lendale white completed that 80 yard td run, absolutely shocked he isnt dead

spaceman spiff said...

i also need moss to not score, im down one point and have prater vs. moss

blue said...

"im still baffled as to how lendale white completed that 80 yard td run, absolutely shocked he isnt dead"

he musta envisioned krispy kreme donuts in the endzone

El Padrino said...

lendale white td run was hilarity

El Padrino said...

johnson finished his 66 yard run about 4 seconds earlier than white's 80 yarder

Keith S said...

"keef I feel your pain on the jersey...I bought a Mike Brown jersey a few years back...enough said."

Bangles owner is Mike Brown. I hate that guy

blue said...

jerry jones is concerned...hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

destroying aitch in the lov league was rewarding

spaceman spiff said...

wade got the vote of confidence, hope he doesnt get fired though, as long as he's there, the cowboys are guaranteed to fail

isiah thomas said...

tara reid is melting

blue said...

jason garrett doesn't look quite as impressive as a head coaching candidate anymore

isiah thomas said...

16.9 oz of Redbull this AM to celebrate the Sawx demise.

isiah thomas said...

I bought that book about the Cowboy dynasty and read half of it yesterday, pretty good so far.

isiah thomas said...

so that Sawx Game 5 comeback is meaningless now write*?

good

Keith S said...

How was Tombstone?

Keith S said...

Did you see Doc Holliday?

isiah thomas said...

I squashed the Tombstone trip as they wanted to do that a day after driving up and back to Sedona.

Sedona was a nice trip.

JFreak said...

"No, total points. Total successful weeks in the survival pool + NFL picks + college confidence points."

That means the college pick 'em is more important than everything else.

JFreak said...

Or is it not including the confidence points?

Cause then I'd say nevermind.

Keith S said...

"Or is it not including the confidence points?"


Total successful weeks in the survival pool + NFL picks + college confidence points.

blue said...

can you put this on a spreadsheet?

JFreak said...

So currently for me it would be 7 + 55 + 1200

Seems like College is a just a tad overvalued.

Keith S said...

"Seems like College is a just a tad overvalued."

It's my game. I'm giving away my shit. If you don't like it, don't play.

blue said...

you know what's not overvalued?


having an avatar picture

isiah thomas said...

Seems like College is a just a tad overvalued.


So's your face.

isiah thomas said...

It's my game. I'm giving away my shit. If you don't like it, don't play.

IN DE FACE! JSock

El Padrino said...

but for real hines ward blew rivers up

El Padrino said...

JACKED UP

blue said...

cheap shot

tem said...

hines ward cheap shots a lot of people.

Keith S said...

Hines is a bitch

Keith S said...

Triple Crown Standings...

Beth - 1282 pts
freak - 1262
El Padstrodamus - 1258
Keith - 1256
tem - 1247
mize - 1208
blue - 1189
spiff - 919
zeke - 788

spaceman spiff said...

its because hines ward is half cho

spaceman spiff said...

"Triple Crown Standings..."

not last doesnt suck

tem said...

something

isiah thomas said...

Hines is a bitch

*nodding head*

Jugdish said...

something



temfast

tem said...

i figured as much. i just don't care.

Jugdish said...

i know but now you know

isiah thomas said...

knowing is knowledge and half the battle tem.

El Padrino said...

"cheap shot

was not"

rivers looking to plow the rb out of bounds

that as clean as meiz underwear
(except the exact opposite)

blue said...

cheap

tem said...

i am too tired to do anything today.

El Padrino said...

nonsense

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How is that a cheap shot?

Jugdish said...

it won't be cheap if he gets fined again. Wasn't he just fine recently?

tem said...

he gets fined every week.

Jugdish said...

Is anyone listening to Rome? Did that chick just say she couldn't believe Bert called the Lions because she is a psychic?

El Padrino said...

lunacy if he gets fined

lunacy

El Padrino said...

Rome this retard

tem said...

guaranteed fine. that hit was worse than the others he already got fined for.

isiah thomas said...

blocked on the hines link and didn't see the play but Kaiser Goodell fines people for nothing so he might get fined.

Adrian Wilson got fined for that hit that KO'd Trent Edwards a few weeks ago - no flag or anything on the play.

Jugdish said...

Goodell fines everyone.

I will probably get a fine just for saying that.

isiah thomas said...

and as far as people who push things to the limit of dirty play like Hines Ward, they usually get theirs.

I won't be surprised or upset when he gets blown the fuck up on a fumble return and he's not involved in the play at all. I think he'll get royally fucked up too - I'm talking "thumbs up" paralyzed.

El Padrino said...

never a flag on any of hines hits

Jugdish said...

ep if I get fined I might have to borrow some of the tshirt money. I'm good for it.

El Padrino said...

hey, i just love football and most of his hits seem like football to me

El Padrino said...

thisrt $$ is gone my friend

isiah thomas said...

FOOTBALL!

El Padrino said...

i haven't placed a bet in two weeks

ns

El Padrino said...

living thru pools and my rep on this blog

thinking of selling my picks on a website, maybe even ebay

NS

isiah thomas said...

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tem said...

"thinking of selling my picks on a website, maybe even ebay"

stocks and games, make it happen.

isiah thomas said...

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tem said...

customer picks % to gamble and % to put in market. el pad gambles and puts money into the market.

simple.

tem said...

simple and possibly legal.

isiah thomas said...

premature WOP wall

isiah thomas said...

"and drives and"

standing and clapping is appreciated

tem said...

late WOP wall. should have put it up 2 mins earlier.

El Padrino said...

WOP WINNINGS

Jugdish said...

Don't give that website to your barber

El Padrino said...

I prefer Paisano or Paesano

El Padrino said...

i love the cowboys mess

Jugdish said...

They could easily lose the next three games they play too.

Jugdish said...

TB, Giants, Bye, Skins

isiah thomas said...

Piesano*

isiah thomas said...

that sucks that the skins get them after their bye week.

Jugdish said...

its at home though

Keith S said...

"thisrt $$ is gone my friend"

thirsty money?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1980...

The Chicago Blackhawks honored their great centerman Stan Mikita when the team retired his uniform jersey number 21

Keith S said...

There goes my hero

El Padrino said...

t-shirt

El Padrino said...

as

El Padrino said...

ac/dc stop it

Keith S said...

"I won't be surprised or upset when he gets blown the fuck up on a fumble return and he's not involved in the play at all. I think he'll get royally fucked up too - I'm talking "thumbs up" paralyzed."

Please God, let this happen

tem said...

from one of those UFO links:

" I felt very much like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest," he said."


hilarious.

El Padrino said...

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Keith S said...

"I felt very much like tem in an hair growing contest"


*fixed

Jugdish said...

your heads got a shell on it...

Keith S said...

You're the one with the thin candy shell

tem said...

that's less funny.

Keith S said...

rome

tem said...

"rome"

::blank stare::

Keith S said...

shocking

Keith S said...

snickerdoodles are the better

tem said...

snickerdoodles are average cookies.

Keith S said...

You're an average bald guy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"snickerdoodles are the better"

Yes, but not better than cheesecake swirl brownies

isiah thomas said...

I'm enjoying the keef/tem feud.

ns

spaceman spiff said...

"that sucks that the skins get them after their bye week."

zeke, skins have the same bye week, dont even trip

Keith S said...

the keef/tem feud is definitely half-as.ed

isiah thomas said...

zeke, skins have the same bye week, dont even trip

sweet

isiah thomas said...

David Price


re-read that

spaceman spiff said...

out of all the games left, skins have allof the 'easier' ones on the road, and tougher ones at home, ill take it:

home vs. pittsburgh, giants, dallas, philly

@detroit
@seattle
@baltimore
@cincinnati
@san francisco

Keith S said...

He was the top pitching prospect in baseball this year

spaceman spiff said...

schedule is falling into place perfectly, if they dont take advantage of it, they suck

tem said...

"You're an average bald guy"

pretty much.

isiah thomas said...

schedule is falling into place perfectly, if they dont take advantage of it, they suck

agreed

Hopefully Cambell's groin isn't hurt too bad.

spaceman spiff said...

theyre riding portis anyways, cambpell should be able to take next week off to heal against detroit just handing the ball off

Keith S said...

"cambpell should be able to take next week off to heal against detroit just handing the ball off"


*As long as it's not to Shaun Alexander

isiah thomas said...

"I can't figure it out," Zorn said. "I'm trying to look into it. One year it's everybody's hamstring, then the next year it's quads, and this year we've had some calf muscles."

isiah thomas said...

Skins are leading the league in rushing attempts, I don't think Portis will be able to keep this up, they need to mix in SA.

spaceman spiff said...

alexander was the #3 last game, and only got a few touches, but im not a fan of cartwright either.

tem said...

"I don't think Portis will be able to keep this up"

TWSS

isiah thomas said...

speaking of not keeping it up, The Office has sucked this season.

wft

Jugdish said...

nice

isiah thomas said...

tem - seriously, have a heart, let's get this UM bet payoff underway, please.

tem said...

you probably only have 1 week left to wait.

isiah thomas said...

tem is stone cone, he's won the bet but now he's twisting the knife.


























I respect that. (ns)

Jugdish said...

what were the stakes?

isiah thomas said...

1 month name/pic

Keith S said...

I had a nice stake* this weekend

Keith S said...

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