Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Tem Time

Well it is Tuesday again, so that means it is time for me to get to ramble on and on about stuff nobody cares about. But they should. They should care because it would make me feel better. It would give me a false sense of worth. Which is good even if it is false. So read this and care about it.

I went to Morgantown this past weekend for the WVU vs Rutgers game. It was pretty fun. I didn't do a lot of tailgating, well actually any, but I walked by some. I wish I would have gotten to do some tailgating. Anyway I digress. Let's tell a few stories about the trip:

1) I met up with my friends in a Walmart parking lot so we could car pool down from there. I was the first to get there so I was just standing outside my car when this lady comes out of the store with a can of pop (soda/coke). She drops the can of pop and in slow motion (at least it seemed like slow motion to me) bent down picked up the can, looked at it like a confused puppy looks at humans and then opened it. The damn thing exploded all over her and she starting cussing and yelling at it. Apparently she didn't know that the thing would explode. High comedy.

2) Not 2 minutes after the pop lady got in her Cadillac Escalade and left a car pulls right up next to me and parks. Because I am just meeting people I am parked way far away from the store. Anyway, these two kids get out of the car. The driver is about 17 and the other kid looked about 10. Anyway, the 10 year old is on crutches. So the 10 year old says "son of a bitch, you couldn't park closer??" and the 17 year old says "shut up peckerhead you gotta learn to walk right" Hilarious.

3) At WVU games, at least around the stadium there is no need to hide open containers. Apparently it isn't illegal. In fact right outside the stadium they have about 300 huge recycling bins for your empty bottles and cans. It is awesome. Fuck plastic cups just drink that Natty Light right from the bottle. By the by I had never seen Natty Light in a bottle before.

4) Everyone at WVU games wears WVU outfits, except the dumb fans from the other team. I've been to many OSU games and I can say that not everyone wears OSU gear. At WVU everyone does. It is cool.

Random Placement of Movie review:

The Secret Life of Bees


I really hate to even talk about this movie because it is basically going to cause World War 3. But this time it isn't humans against humans, it will be humans against bees. Really the bees are going to be pissed about this one. In this movie some yahoo exposes the secret life of bees. Apparently bees have been creating a massive honeycomb army and it is big, yeah yeah yeah, it's not small, no, no, no. They have also been figuring out ways to fly into space. It turns out bees are smart mother fuckers. Anyway, bee technology is pretty good as this movie shows. The honeycomb is one of nature's strongest designs and the bees are masters of it. Basically think Mighty Morphin Power Rangers type stuff, except with bees and honeycombs. Scary ass shit. Anyway, that's just a heads up, the bees are coming and they are bringing friends.

Back to the movie....the movie focuses on Andrew, a bee engineer in the honeycomb army. Really he is a boring guy. Until he tries on the honeycomb suit. After that all hell breaks lose and he tears up the hive. Then later he sees the error of his ways and helps put it back together. There is also a side story about a wasp.


5) Every time my friend would see a black guy in a Rutgers shirt he would point and say "look, Bill Cosby is here." I think he might be racist or something.

6) Coach Stew is a moron. 4th and inches and he calls a QB sweep out of the shotgun.

7) Coach Stew is a moron. He has a kicker who can kick the ball out of the back of the end zone with ease, especially with a breeze at his back, but instead decides to squib kick it near the end of the half. Rutgers ends up starting on their 40 and scores to end the half. Just kick the ball out of the end zone and make them go 80 yards....moron.

8) It is really easy to tell the drunk people who are from the area from ones who are not. Drunks who are not fall down a lot because they are not used to walking drunk on hills. Drunks from the area are experts at walking while drunk on a hill.


OK now onto other things:

White Sox, thanks for showing up. Same to you Angels.

Screw my fantasy teams, they suck.

The Terminator show last night was pretty good. Brian Austin Green is OK in my book. Also I am pretty sure he got to nail Megan Fox so he is awesome.

Kurt Warner wants to quit now that he got Boldin hurt. That's right Kurt, its always got to be about you. Screw you and your husband.

Movie Review:

It's in the middle of the thing this time. I am tired of you folks just skipping to the end. Go find it you rat bastards.

584 comments:

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Beth said...

Nice movie review Tem. Although I think though the whole thing was a set-up to work the Honeycomb "yeah yeah yeah, no no no" joke into it. :-)

And your buddy might not only be racist but also not too smart - Cosby went to Temple, not Rutgers.

El Padrino said...

fuck aitch

El Padrino said...

rachel ray jerking off corn

tem said...

yeah racist and dumb.

that is WV for you.

tem said...

plexi glass's kid is 21-months old and goes to school??

El Padrino said...

big latin butt

blue said...

fucking soscia...looks like a genius if the safety squeeze works, looks like a moron when the runner can't decide if it's a suicide or safety squeeze and gets picked off of third.

El Padrino said...

how do you know it wasnt a suicide?

willits broke on declarmen's wind up

El Padrino said...

torri hunter was awfully good in this series

blue said...

shit on a suicide bunt, the guy is typically right at the plate.

it looked to me like he only broke hard after whoseit wiffed at the bunt

tem said...

suicide squeezes are cool.

blue said...

"torri hunter was awfully good in this series"

yeah, and D.Lee hit .545 in the Dodgers series, and BJ Upton hit 3HRs against the whitesox...my fmlb team was built for the postseason.

blue said...

willits also single handedly sucked in right field

El Padrino said...

46 degrees this morning

keef would have died

El Padrino said...

"David Duchovny Leaves Rehab for Sex Addiction"

what's funny is his show on Showtime is about a guy who can't stay monogamous (sp) and fucks all the time

tem said...

keef would remember real quick what a coat was.

El Padrino said...

ms blue loves cats

El Padrino said...

fucked up shit you

blue said...

that's a lot of cats

tem said...

el pad is a linking machine.

tem said...

wow 86 cats in a 2BR apartment.

blue said...

tem...next week i want a review of beverly hills chihuahua (s)

El Padrino said...

that's a lot of cats

that's a lot of pussy

El Padrino said...

crazy mnf game

El Padrino said...

good game
bush is fast

El Padrino said...

i've been laughing at the rachel ray video for like 15 minutes now


i'm so immature

tem said...

i will watch rachel later.

tem said...

ok rachel ray was hilarious.

slow mo at the end is the best.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

booze is only a temporary fix for feeling like shit.

El Padrino said...

that's the smartest thing meiz has ever said

ever

ever ever

El Padrino said...

"Drink Away The Pain"

Mobb Deep.

Steve said...

Nepal declares 3 year old girl new living goddess

"As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear."

Steve said...

creepy

El Padrino said...

better then the KIMBO fight

tem said...

that cat could knock kimbo out.

El Padrino said...

anyone see the 60 minutes piece with the amry ranger who was telling the story of Tora Bora mountains and how Osama escaped death by about 30 seconds?

tem said...

nope.

El Padrino said...

it was good

tem said...

i'll take your word for it.

blue said...

"and how Osama escaped death by about 30 seconds?"

i guess he couldn't have been president then

tem said...

we get cake today.

tem said...

"i guess he couldn't have been president then"

not true. haven't you ever seen Dead Presidents??

Beth said...

I found a t-shirt for Tem.

tem said...

bah we have 1.8 M people and 23 last names.

tem said...

that shirt is nice though, it is an accurate drawing of the state.

lots of shirts just totally fuck up the northern panhandle.

El Padrino said...

i'm trying to buy low on Braylon Edwards, he cant be shitty for a whole year

although i dont trust Drock Anderson

offered Donald Driver and Leron Mclain for Edwards, the other guy has McGahee so i think he'd take that and he's 0-5

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I fucking hate this old bitch

tem said...

in my $$$ league i put westbrook, chambers and rodgers on the block.

nobody even offered anything for them or showed interest.

i am quitting the league after this season. how dumb.

El Padrino said...

that is gay

tem said...

yeah pretty much.

El Padrino said...

lethal weapon 5
oh god give me a break

spaceman spiff said...

anyone but the red sox(or phillies) is once again the motto

tem said...

lethal weapon movies are awesome.

spaceman spiff said...

most surprising thing about the series was the awful angels defense, caught a case of cubs-itis

tem said...

im gonna get in line now for lethal weapon 5.

tem said...

i want to see rays vs. dodgers.

tem said...

screw sox and phils.

El Padrino said...

dodgers / sox and dodgers to win

i want the pain, the pain for the red sox and i want it in a game 7 in fenway, i wanna see manny take a taco shit on the mound

El Padrino said...

and fuck aitch

El Padrino said...

cub-itis is awesome

anyone check to make sure Joshua is alive

spaceman spiff said...

i would only be happy about a dodgers-sox series if i knew the sox would lose

tem said...

el pad wants to watch gay porn?

he wants to watch manny fuck aitch?

who is seemingly dead, so it would be morbid gay porn.

El Padrino said...

i want the same pain the patriots experienced

El Padrino said...

the fuck aitch is a dig, no one should ever fuck aitch

spaceman spiff said...

when is gramatica gonna get cut

Jugdish said...

no one should ever fuck aitch



even that chick on his blog with the yellow teeth?

spaceman spiff said...

she shouldnt, but she did

blue said...

he has a blog?

tem said...

you can't cut automatica.

Jugdish said...

he has a blog?



yes. He updates it with TO stories and anytime he gets laid. It hasn't been updated in awhile.

tem said...

jug stalks H, wow.

Jugdish said...

Gramtica should wear a green helmet, like Kazoo.

tem said...

lunch time.

Jugdish said...

Gramatica even

Jugdish said...

jug stalks H, wow.



He posted pics of the yellow teeth girl last year when everyone asked.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

maybe I'm pre-diabetic.

blue said...

i wonder where bill gramatica is

spaceman spiff said...

i buh-lee dat meiz, after review, your ranking in the death pool is unchanged, for now

blue said...

or maybe you're pre-menopausal

spaceman spiff said...

woudlnt mind if gary matthews died, so the angels could get out of that contract

Keith S said...

"Every time my friend would see a black guy in a Rutgers shirt he would point and say "look, Bill Cosby is here." I think he might be racist or something."

Is this the same friend that called every black person Tiger @ the Memorial?

blue said...

anyone else notice that garret anderson looks like he's about 23 years old

El Padrino said...

garret can still rake

spaceman spiff said...

didnt want to see him back, but with matthews jr performance at the plate, angels practically have no choice, maybe theyll reject the option and bring him back cheaper

isiah thomas said...

I like where EP's head is at today.

nice work kid

isiah thomas said...

anyone see the 60 minutes piece with the amry ranger who was telling the story of Tora Bora mountains and how Osama escaped death by about 30 seconds?

negative.

but I'm reading a book about a SEAL team that fought in the mountains of Afghanistan. Lone Survivor. Great read so far.

isiah thomas said...

i buh-lee dat meiz, after review, your ranking in the death pool is unchanged, for now

still #1.

simply-the-best

El Padrino said...

"but I'm reading a book about a SEAL team that fought in the mountains of Afghanistan. Lone Survivor. Great read so far."

zeke i respect you and all but this reading shit has to stop

spaceman spiff said...

zeke, you gonna do a running commentary on the debate tonight? if so, i will expect 'PECOS IS SHOOK!' quality comments all night, please advice

blue said...

i thought Rev was #1 due to hospitalizations

his strenght of schedule is stronger

isiah thomas said...

Rev seems willing to at least try to be healthy, Deke just DGAF about it.

Don't underestimate the Meizy factor.

El Padrino said...

debate diary was gold last time

El Padrino said...

meiz's laziness outweighs rev's anxiety induced hospital visits

blue said...

you're overestimating the truthfulness though too

meiz cuts his finger = a 6 inch gash that requires 37 stitches

El Padrino said...

if mez was having a heart attack and there was a machine across the living room from where he was laying that could actually stop his heart attack he wouldn't even get up and use it

that's how lazy this sumbitch is

El Padrino said...

mez=meiz

isiah thomas said...

prolly not going to watch the debate, heard its a "town hall" type debate and there will only be 10 questions.

I doubt there will be any new content either.

I need to get caught up on Mad Money, got like 4 episodes on the DVRizzle.

blue said...

if meiz was having a heartattack...90% chance he's lying

isiah thomas said...

and Pecos was shook during the VP debate.

Bioden didn't start out well.

tem said...

"Is this the same friend that called every black person Tiger @ the Memorial?"

no, that friend was black himself and not from WV.

Keith S said...

wava, tem.

tem said...

"but I'm reading a book"

::blank stare::

tem said...

"I need to get caught up on Mad Money"

isnt that the kind of show that once it is a couple weeks old it is completely worthless?

tem said...

"wava, tem."


wava yes, bad form on my part.

blue said...

aren't all shows that way

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"zeke, you gonna do a running commentary on the debate tonight? if so, i will expect 'PECOS IS SHOOK!' quality comments all night, please advice"


Frankly, I don't really care.

Jugdish said...

Phelps' new chick

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and Pecos was shook during the VP debate."


nope. I just can't come up with the awesome barbs that you can.

El Padrino said...

"Frankly, I don't really care."

shocker

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If I'm having a heart attack, I deserve to die.

isiah thomas said...

nice post tem


"peckerhead" is underused.

Keith S said...

Kimbo fight was fixed

isiah thomas said...

isnt that the kind of show that once it is a couple weeks old it is completely worthless?

I need to watch last Thurs and Friday's show, yesterdays and todays.

should still be somewhat relevant, plus you can see if what the dood thought would happen actually does.

Its like these podcasts I listen to know, they're always a day behind and listening to Friday's episodes on Monday's is hilarity, especially that TMR guy.

two weeks ago "I don't like Larry Johnson or Bert Favre this week"

200 yds for LJ and 6 TDs for Brett.

isiah thomas said...

everything is fixed

*fixed

isiah thomas said...

nope. I just can't come up with the awesome barbs that you can.

still shook

Keith S said...

good fix

tem said...

kimbo fight was fixed so that kimbo wouldn't lose, but then he did anyway.

nobody would have thought that kid could bang with kimbo. then he hit his with a half jab and it was over.

tem said...

"aren't all shows that way"

no.

tem said...

*hits him

isiah thomas said...

now Elite XFC or whatever the fuck its called can have that Petrozuzu guy fight Shamrock, fix it so Shamrock wins.

Meanwhile Slice has a "comeback" fight and wins.

Shamrock vs Slice after that with Kimbo winning.

Then the "revenge" match of Slice vs Petrozuzu.

this stuff rights* itself.

cha-ching

blue said...

*hits his

El Padrino said...

wedding anniversary today
some sex might be in play

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

today is bossman's wedding anniversary also

blue said...

shit mine is in 2 weeks

blue said...

i keep forgetting

El Padrino said...

we celebrated on saturday

El Padrino said...

it was lovely and no we didnt go to the Olive Garden

blue said...

olive garden sounds like a good plan

isiah thomas said...

it was lovely and no we didnt go to the Olive Garden

no doubt marinara was involved in some capacity though.

spaceman spiff said...

wa(ll)va

El Padrino said...

"no doubt marinara was involved in some capacity though."

actually no, we went to a cuban joint, i detailed in the food blog

Jugdish said...

Thanks for the ride ma!

tem said...

"wa(ll)va"

good one

tem said...

kods anniversary is gonna be now abouts too.

isiah thomas said...

"When she pulled up to my house and started yelling at me after she fired a fake gun at me, I couldn't help but to start yelling back at her," Walton said. "She was in my driveway. But when we were interacting, I could tell by the stuff she was saying that she's not all there in the head -- which makes me feel bad for her.

"At the same time, most people who go on killing sprees are people who aren't all there in the head."

El Padrino said...

who would stalk luke walton

El Padrino said...

this burger is awful, i will never again act on a recommendation by a western new yorker

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

McDonalds, huh? We have those all over the place here.

isiah thomas said...

this burrito is filling.....and delicious.

isiah thomas said...

well played Deke

El Padrino said...

"McDonalds, huh? We have those all over the place here."

negative, mickey d's is better then the hockey puck i just swallowed down

isiah thomas said...

is this breaking news?

NYC does NOT have the best burgers?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"NYC does NOT have the best burgers?"


Call the press!

spaceman spiff said...

cyanide and happiness of the day

Steve said...

best Burger joint -

5 Guys

I don't know if they are national, regional or just local, but damn good burgers. The kind you have to wear a napkin in your shirt cause of all the grease and burger juice.

You can almost feel your arteries clogging when you eat one.

Steve said...

expensive too, something like 8.00 for a burger and fries.

isiah thomas said...

5 Guys has been discussed.

I think it's mainly on the East Coast.

El Padrino said...

"NYC does NOT have the best burgers?"

we do, i work in jersey city

Keith S said...

I guess TP isn't dead

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think the Midwest has some 5 Guys, too.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1984...

The Whale's Vagina Padres defeated the Chicago C(hoke)ubs, 6-3, in the deciding fifth game of the National League playoffs. San Diego reliever Rich "Goose" Gossage recorded the save that propelled Whale's Vagina to its first-ever World Series birth.

Keith S said...

"The kind you have to wear a napkin in your shirt cause of all the grease and burger juice."

Or because you're a slob

El Padrino said...

didnt try five guys, yet

shake shack is my favorite burger so far, prior to that it was Jackson Hole, a place in midtown and prior to that it was Ted Turner's restaurant, something Montana or something

whatever
80/20 sirloin, season it, cook medium and you got a good burger

Steve said...

"Or because you're a slob"

only a man (boy) that knows nothing about good burgers would say something like that.

El Padrino said...

all the toppings and shit dont do anything for me, the point of a juicy burger is to enjoy the meat

i wanna stab people who put avocado and shit on their burgers

isiah thomas said...

I think the Midwest has some 5 Guys, too.

nice, they need to branch out west

isiah thomas said...

i wanna stab people who put avocado and shit on their burgers

that's the beauty of 5 guys, you can load up on toppings or just go reg-a-lar.

if they're in NYC or Butthole(NJ) try one, you won't be disappointed.

....fries are just "eh" though (imo)

spaceman spiff said...

"all the toppings and shit dont do anything for me, the point of a juicy burger is to enjoy the meat"

disagree, i think your statement is true is you replace 'burger' with 'steak'. i like burger toppings like grilled onions, mushrooms, bacon etc on my burgers

Jugdish said...

I like grilled onions, some catchup, bacon, and maybe some jalapenos on my burger...that's it.

Steve said...

"fries are just "eh" though"

yea, nothing special there.


topping on a burger: Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Bacon and maybe a little ketchup.

Jugdish said...

best fries...wing stop

spaceman spiff said...

hell yea wing stop has good fries

Keith S said...

"only a man (boy) that knows nothing about good burgers would say something like that."

If you can't eat a burger without getting it all over your shirt, you should also wear a helmet and ride a short yellow bus

spaceman spiff said...

"If you can't eat a burger without getting it all over your shirt, you should also wear a helmet and ride a short yellow bus"

hilarity, thats #7 in whitlock's troofs this week

isiah thomas said...

keef - AZ quessssstions

got kinfolk coming into town next week

they want to go to Sedona and visit "wineries" my response after ::blank stare:: was "wft"

then they say they want to spend the night in Sedona then drive to Tombstone which they say is a 5 hour drive. This got another "wft".

how far is Tombstone from Phx and have you ever been?

Please advice.

Thanks and regards.

Keith S said...

Never been to Tombstone. Tell them to rent the movie

El Padrino said...

i like burger toppings like grilled onions, mushrooms, bacon etc on my burgers

agree, i like topping made for burgers, like mushrooms, bacon, etc.

avocado
sprouts
wierd cheeses

dont like

Keith S said...

Tombstone is almost on the Mexico border

El Padrino said...

fucking kinfolk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"all the toppings and shit dont do anything for me, the point of a juicy burger is to enjoy the meat"


Agreed. But what about fried onions or mushrooms?

Keith S said...

Sedona is cool, and if they want to check out cool towns around there they can drive to Jerome and Prescott. Jerome is an old mining town, and Prescott is alright. I don't know of any wineries, though.

Jugdish said...

I don't do mushrooms. Its a fungus and grows on shit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Strike my previous comment from the record.

Keith S said...

"I don't do mushrooms. Its a fungus and grows on shit."

I used to respect you

isiah thomas said...

I don't do mushrooms. Its a fungus and grows on shit.

my philosophy on feds is to treat 'em like mushrooms, keep em in the dark and feed 'em shit.

isiah thomas said...

yeah kinfolk are killing me with all these day trips mayne.

isiah thomas said...

wierd cheeses

one place me and fmz like takes bleu cheese, mashes bacon into it and makes it into a "cheese slice" type deal and slap it on a burger.

don't even trip

Jugdish said...

I used to respect you



a dog shits in a yard. a few days later a mushroom sprouts where the shit is. I don't put this on my food and you lose respct for me?

Jugdish said...

I thought I would have made up for the lack of mushrooms with the surplus of bacon.

Keith S said...

"a dog shits in a yard. a few days later a mushroom sprouts where the shit is. I don't put this on my food and you lose respct for me?"

So you don't eat any fruits or veggies that grow in a field that gets sprayed with pesticides?

Keith S said...

And I'm pretty sure I don't pick mushrooms from my yard to eat them.

Jugdish said...

And I'm pretty sure I don't pick mushrooms from my yard to eat them.


pretty sure? so there is a chance you might?

Jugdish said...

So you don't eat any fruits or veggies that grow in a field that gets sprayed with pesticides?



Actually I just don't like mushrooms.

I love pesticides though. I eat those anti-mosquito candles in the backyard when no one is looking.

El Padrino said...

"my philosophy on feds is to treat 'em like mushrooms, keep em in the dark and feed 'em shit."

the departed

well done zeke

Keith S said...

"pretty sure? so there is a chance you might?"

Depends on how much I've been drinking

El Padrino said...

mushrooms are cultivated you mongrles

Keith S said...

Mushrooms have to be fresh, though. Canned shrooms are the worse

isiah thomas said...

the departed

well played EP, hoping someone would get that, figured you would.

isiah thomas said...

I love pesticides though. I eat those anti-mosquito candles in the backyard when no one is looking.

hilarity.

Steve said...

"mushrooms are cultivated you mongrles"

i think they are talking about a different kind of mushroom.

Steve said...

and i've never heard of anybody putting those on burgers.

Jugdish said...

and i've never heard of anybody putting those on burgers.



mushrooms?

Jugdish said...

You've never heard of a mushroom swiss burger?

Jugdish said...

I think I misunderstood...not reading close enough.

carry on

Keith S said...

I can't eat carmelized onions on a burger, either.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mushrooms are delicious

Keith S said...

I agree with Ogre

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I can't eat carmelized onions on a burger, either."



Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

meat, swiss, mushrooms, onions. Perfection.

Keith S said...

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