Wednesday, October 22, 2008

She's On FI-YA!!!

We have a special request. This week's Bad 80's Song goes out to El P; She's On Fire by Amy Holland. I couldn't find the Scarface montage (which is the eightiest eighties montage of all-time) because I guess Universal monitors Youtube, so you're going to have to settle for watching a video of Grand Theft Auto highlights while the song plays in the background. In my opinion, it's pretty much an even trade off.

So, the World Series starts tonight. I can't wait until Game 3 when The Fresh Prince comes out and raps the National Anthem, with the "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" freestyle in the middle. It will be the exact opposite of awesome.

ANYWHO, it should be a good series, both teams like to hit home runs and score a bunch. Pitching is a pretty mixed bag for both, and their pitching strengths are pretty much the opposite of each other. Phillies have some pretty bad starting pitching (except for Hamels) but they have a pretty good bullpen. Tampa has a pretty solid starting rotation, but that back end is scary (unless Price is their new set-up guy AND closer, Maddon: think about it). If you could somehow combine the best of both pitching staffs, you'd have a pretty bulletproof bullpen. Unfortunately, you can't do that, so expect A LOT of scoring, especially in the middle innings. I will be praying to Allah tonight for a Brad Lidge blown save/triple arm break and a Rays win. Sorry, Rev.

I think El P once posed the question, "Can Norv Turner fuck up a wet dream?" Well, we've got an answer, and it's a resounding YES. Basically, he got the keys to a brand-new Lamborghini and then decided to crash it right into a brick wall. Way to go there, Norv (I keep wanting to call him "Norm" for some reason). I mean, seriously, you don't even need to draw up or practice half of your plays, just pencil in "hand off to LDT and watch him run for a touchdown" five times a game and you're good to go. Jesus, Norm, c'mon.

One of the awesome things about living in L.A. is watching the Clippers fail year after year. It's something I look forward to every year. This time around, they traded for Marcus Camby and then signed Baron Davis. Now, neither of these guys are iron men by any stretch of the imagination, but it is pretty funny that they're both injured and the season hasn't even started yet. I cannot wait for them to fall back-assward into another #1 pick within the next three or four years and then completely screw that up as well. Enjoy it Clippernation, nothin' but good times ahead.

Lately, there has been a lot of talk on LoV about presidential candidates. Everyone has an opinion. For the next couple of of weeks I will be calling your attention to Presidential Candidates that are not getting as much pub as the big two. This week, I would like you to consider Eric B. Yes, one of his biggest weaknesses is in foreign policy. Yes, his economic package needs some work. Yes, he has no executive experience. But can either of the other two candidates cut record like he can? I say no, they cannot! And throw in the fact that he picked Terminator X as his running mate and you've got a pretty solid 1-2 punch. So please, consider an Eric B/Terminator X ticket in 2008*. And don't forget to vote!



*Paid for by The Committee to Elect Eric B for President.

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Beth said...

In case anyone missed it, there was some quality Zeke-Deke back and forth in last night's LOVad.

This culminated with Keith's hilarious comment of "mize & zeke should just have sexy time and get it over with."

Steve said...

LOVad

"We still need to set up an LOV poker league"


great idea.

El Padrino said...

YES!

she's on fire
firefirefire

she's on ffffiiiiiirrrrrreeee

El Padrino said...

rad post

El Padrino said...

20 minute walls are no fun

blue said...

did anyone ever see the movie Rad?

blue said...

i realize that some people here weren't even born when that movie came out

Steve said...

Rad was awsome.

I got a BMX for Christmas that year.

El Padrino said...

GTO's and Mongoose's

man the good ol' days

Steve said...

what was that one movie? it had the way over the top surfer dude, who moved to the mid west and was a really good roller blader...

blue said...

point break?

blue said...

(s)

Steve said...

"point break"

na. this one was a "teen movie" much cheesier than point break.

Steve said...

ahhh. the dreaded late s

blue said...

"i'm not an angry person"

blue said...

i saw a seinfeld tour bus today

i would think that seinfeld could afford a jet or something

blue said...

although maybe he's burnt out on the flying, what with the NBC plane having to make an emergency landing which ended up with him in jail

blue said...

for tem:

seinfeld was a show on NBC, it was a comedy. Some people like jugdish, really enjoyed the show.

Steve said...

Who's the terrorist now?

Jugdish said...

This place is on FI-YA!!!

Jugdish said...

Obama is the terroist

blue said...

maybe that was obama's website trying to throw people off his scent

Steve said...

sounds like to me a vote for McCain is a vote for al-Qaeda.

Jugdish said...

that is exactly what it was.

obama = al qaida

Jugdish said...

sounds like to me a vote for McCain is a vote for al-Qaeda.



That is what they want you to think. Then when Obama gets elected he will pull all the troops out of Iraq and the middle east so Al Qaeda can start to grow again. Its a simple plan really...they know they have a better chance to attack us with a dem in office. History would prove them right.

Jugdish said...

(w)al(l) Queda

Jugdish said...

I spell it differently everytime.

El Padrino said...

nice work jug

El Padrino said...

making old people jokes are fun

Beth said...

"making old people jokes are fun"

RIP tp.

El Padrino said...

just asked the old guy how intense was the Burr/Hamilton duel

blue said...

"just asked the old guy how intense was the Burr/Hamilton duel"

you work with Greg Oden?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

sweet. Cotchery may be dinged up, but I just picked him up off the waiver heap because some dude felt he needed to drop him in favor of O'Sullivan.

El Padrino said...

no, Miguel Tejada

El Padrino said...

Danny Almonte's cousin

blue said...

o'sullivan is putting up good numbers according to y! rankings

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"o'sullivan is putting up good numbers according to y! rankings"

Not in the shitty league. Sacks count against your QB.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Plus, I'm totally comfortable with the neckbeard as my starting QB.

El Padrino said...

whens the fnba draft

Steve said...

"whens the fnba draft"

::blank state::

JFreak said...

shush steve.

It's on Sunday, EP.

spaceman spiff said...

blank state is hdh

draft is sunday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sunday 4pm cdt

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How are we determining the draft order?

blue said...

"Plus, I'm totally comfortable with the neckbeard as my starting QB."

i might grow a neckbeard

Steve said...

Good Lord!

Keith S said...

LoVAD is where it's at

Keith S said...

We got 2 turn tables and a microphone

Keith S said...

"How are we determining the draft order?"

Yes, give EP 3 days to botch this one up, too

Keith S said...

I'm a little bitter that when I went to check out the mental note link, the video was removed

El Padrino said...

i hope to be there to do so

El Padrino said...

that sucks
the video is solid

Jugdish said...

when I checked out the mental note link it stopped after about 3 minutes...no good stuff.

Keith S said...

So I'm checking my internets history on my laptop, and apparently fsilok was shopping at Fascinations yesterday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Good for her!

Keith S said...

and looking for male review shows in Vegas

spaceman spiff said...

hawt

isiah thomas said...

Fascinations

::Blank Stare::

Jugdish said...

Does that bring up some nice images in your head?

spaceman spiff said...

keith save info to use against her at a later date

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You know you gotta bust her out on that, right?

Keith S said...

Oh wait, that was me



(S)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

i2i

Keith S said...

"Fascinations

::Blank Stare::"


Stop it

Keith S said...

She's planning fmk's bach party so I'm guessing that's what all that is about

isiah thomas said...

I'm disappointed Eric B didn't select Rakim as his running mate.

ns

this is my melody

isiah thomas said...

Deke talks as he types, it's science.

isiah thomas said...

"Fascinations

::Blank Stare::"

ns

Keith S said...

It's an adult store in the PHX metro area

isiah thomas said...

figured as much, never heard of it though.

Keith S said...

Warner @ Carolina or McNabb vs Atlanta?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke talks as he types, it's science."


Tell it, Truthseeker! Tell it!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

McNabb

El Padrino said...

that the place will smiff ran through in enemy of the state

El Padrino said...

she was looking for plastic and rubber dicks keef

apparentely they like to wave them around at bacherlotte parties

i dont know why

Keith S said...

"she was looking for plastic and rubber dicks keef

apparentely they like to wave them around at bacherlotte parties

i dont know why"



Because they're women and nothing they do is rational

Keith S said...

IDGAF what she does on her bach party, though. As long as she keeps it in the pants

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This new woman here is on her fucking phone waaaaayyy too much. Not cool, lady.

El Padrino said...

"IDGAF what she does on her bach party, though. As long as she keeps it in the pants"

exactly, we tease each other to this day about our two parties

isiah thomas said...

apparentely they like to wave them around at bacherlotte parties

wave it around then go air tight with each other.

Keith S said...

Line from Rick Reilly article today...

We wound up in a dark tunnel under First Third Field in Dayton for a campaign event. He was telling me a story about throwing out a first pitch when suddenly


Um, it's Fifth Third, like the bank, Rickford

isiah thomas said...

re: Warner/Mcnabb

I'm not sure I could bench Warner at this point. AZ sucks on the ro-ad but they always toss the pigskin all over the place.

isiah thomas said...

Tell it, Truthseeker! Tell it!


says the pathological liar

Keith S said...

"I'm not sure I could bench Warner at this point. AZ sucks on the ro-ad but they always toss the pigskin all over the place."

I was thinking that, but being at Carolina w/o Boldin could sting.

Anyone know if there's a place where I can check stats after a bye week?

Jugdish said...

Anyone know if there's a place where I can check stats after a bye week?



here

spaceman spiff said...

i thought boldin was playing this week, either way, breaston has been good

Keith S said...

Hey look, jug's here.

Jugdish said...

that was a keef joke...I just stole it.

Keith S said...

Warner's teammate Anquan Boldin (head) may not play this week, the Cardinals' official site reports.

Not officially out, though.

isiah thomas said...

Boldin passed his post-concussion tests and has been lifting weights, not sure about practicing. Looks like he'll suit up.

Keith S said...

thief

Jugdish said...

Gabe Kapar on Rome talking about Price Fielder: "He's not too big for his britches yet..."

Keith S said...

Weird

Jugdish said...

fender bender

Keith S said...

Lawyers are the worse

Steve said...

On both of those links. Does anybody else have a early voting add?

Steve said...

*advertisement

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"says the pathological liar"


The Truthseeker strikes again! We need more truth!

El Padrino said...

cover.com

KEEF

El Padrino said...

Covers.com

sorry

isiah thomas said...

refute this deke:

1) You want to fuck prince.

2) You're an angry person.

do it....DO IT!

that's all I said.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"refute this deke:

1) You want to fuck prince.

2) You're an angry person.

do it....DO IT!"



I do NOT want to fuck Prince. I am not an angry person.





Now tell me the TRUTH, mighty one! I need salvation! Save me from the lies!

isiah thomas said...

I will be praying to Allah tonight for a Brad Lidge blown save/triple arm break and a Rays win. Sorry, Rev.


Lidge will have at least, at least, one blown save, probably 2.

isiah thomas said...

I believe your quote was "I'm not even kidding I want to fuck prince"

maybe I'm mis-remembering

Jugdish said...

I believe his quote was:

"I'm not even kidding I want to fuck prince




s"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe you're misremembering that I previously stated that it was a tongue in cheek comment.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Truthseeker, you're living in the past.

isiah thomas said...

Truthseeker, you're living in the past.

negative, just busting balls, or chins in this case.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fair enough

El Padrino said...

eric b. and rakim was the shit

Steve said...

Drunk pilots are the best.

Tyler said...

FNBA: Exact same people are playing this year, do we wanna do reverse final standings from last year?

blue said...

yes, because i came in last place and i really want dirk

Tyler said...

Otherwise I was just going to let Yahoo randomize it right before the draft.

isiah thomas said...

I'd vote for random.

blue said...

worst to first in FNBA baybee

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Random sounds good.

Tyler said...

That's six votes for random and that's a majority, so, random it is.

isiah thomas said...

T you can use this site if you wanted to randomize it before the draft.

blue said...

6 votes?

vote this retard

blue said...

i have more electoral votes, thus my vote counts more

isiah thomas said...

I need to know my draft slot a few days before hand, I suck at fnba and need all the help I can get.

ns

Tyler said...

Actually, Colorado has the least electoral votes out of the group, so the final count is 6-to-.25 in favor of random.

Tyler said...

Zeke, I am randomizing as we speak.

El Padrino said...

chinese food in america is not chinese food in china

just so you know

Jugdish said...

So when I eat the pizza at the Chinese buffet that isn't chinese food either?

El Padrino said...

T i think you can spend like 8 consecutive posts on Scarface 80's songs, they are all awesome in their own right

i quote that movie all day every day, goddamn love it and it's unintentional humor

El Padrino said...

they dont use duck sauce in china

shit like that boggles my mind

isiah thomas said...

Zeke, I am randomizing as we speak.

blessed be, thanks T

isiah thomas said...

i quote that movie all day every day, goddamn love it and it's unintentional humor


I love the the "scary" synthesizer sound effect/music they use when something bad happens.

I think when Tony's right hand guy was dancing with his sister they played it.

awesomeness

spaceman spiff said...

i think its less deke wanting to fuck prince i.e. thinking about it all the time and more deke would fuck prince if he was present and willing

Tyler said...

Ok, the order is:

1. Fake Drnuk Tem (Tem)
2. George Karl Loves Me (Zeke)
3. OK Chunder (Tyler)
4. Hickory High (Freak)
5. Spiff (Spiff)
6. Donahgy's Barber (El P)
7. ChrisSheridan is gay (Keef)
8. Blue's Mitts (Meiz)
9. meiz's man boobs (Blew)
10. VaPOOrize (Meiz's 2nd team)

This was 100% ran-dumb.

El Padrino said...

"I need to know my draft slot a few days before hand, I suck at fnba and need all the help I can get.

ns"

i second this, obviously

spaceman spiff said...

duck sauce is no good and unnecessary, the way they cook it already makes it delicious (peking duck)

isiah thomas said...

LBJ, Colby or CP3

booya

El Padrino said...

I love the the "scary" synthesizer sound effect/music they use when something bad happens.


hahahahhaha

yes

yes!!!

spaceman spiff said...

i never get high picks n the LOV leagues( i think)

El Padrino said...

"duck sauce is no good and unnecessary, the way they cook it already makes it delicious (peking duck)"

i'm talking about the orange goo in the packets

spaceman spiff said...

colby got hurt yesterday fyi, knee went backwards, not pretty, but he walked, examining him today

spaceman spiff said...

me too, not a fan of the orange goo duck sauce

El Padrino said...

damn 6th

i'm not sure what to do with that but dont worry hilarity will ensure irregardless

El Padrino said...

"me too, not a fan of the orange goo duck sauce"

it's a must on a eggroll

spaceman spiff said...

my nba $$$ league draft is 4 hours after the lov draft, should be good practice if i show up

Tyler said...

Right in the middle is the best spot anyway Spiff, you never have to panic and take a guy way too early.

spaceman spiff said...

hoping for a top 2 pick in the $$$ league

isiah thomas said...

when I go to gook places I always make a little soy + red pepper flake and juice combo.

does you right

Tyler said...

Yeah, Colby with a hyper extended knee. Looks like I'm taking him third. Unless Zeke takes STAT instead of LBJ.

Tyler said...

Zeke, take STAT.

isiah thomas said...

hilarity will ensure

awesome

I'm the HDH Michaelangelo and EP is Picasso

El Padrino said...

gotta throw Dirk in the mix too T









(s, maybe not S?)

El Padrino said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HDH KINGS

spaceman spiff said...

forgot about stat, hes a monster in my $ league, points based system, and you must have a player on your team that is able to go off for 100 fantasy points on a given night, if you have none of those guys you'll get cut for sure

isiah thomas said...

I'll probably space on the draft and won't be there so I'll get a default Y! team (which usually treats me ok).

Hopefully I'll remember, if I do I'll just go off of ESPN's or Y!'s rankings anyway.

fnba is not my best fsport

isiah thomas said...

are we using default Y! scoring and set-ups or wacky LOV scoring?

El Padrino said...

"when I go to gook places I always make a little soy + red pepper flake and juice combo."

i like hoisin too

spaceman spiff said...

"I need to know my draft slot a few days before hand, I suck at fnba and need all the help I can get."

"I'll probably space on the draft and won't be there so I'll get a default Y! team (which usually treats me ok).

Hopefully I'll remember, if I do I'll just go off of ESPN's or Y!'s rankings anyway."

zeke WFT

isiah thomas said...

I peeped game on a Suns preseason special last night and Marlje* is now an assistant I think and Scott Williams is taking his place in the booth.

RIP Thunder Dan in the booth

HOLLA!

El Padrino said...

Sunday 5pm EST, mental note

blue said...

fucking ninth...which is about where i'll finish in the draft

blue said...

*league

isiah thomas said...

zeke WFT


dood, I totally suck at fnba. don't put the time and effort in like I do for footyball.

*hangs head in shame

blue said...

fnba scoring makes no cents to me, so i suck at that fsport as well

El Padrino said...

freak, check it out yo

spaceman spiff said...

"dood, I totally suck at fnba. don't put the time and effort in like I do for footyball."

thats why im baffled that you need to know the draft order days in advance when you probably wont show up and just get autodrafted. what diff does the draft order make then?

El Padrino said...

we all know i'm terrible at it as well, only thrid time, but i will put maximum effort into it to get better and i've already watched 4 or 5 pre-season games

Tyler said...

We're using the exact same roster/categories as last year. If anyone wants any changes, let a brotha know.

isiah thomas said...

thats why im baffled that you need to know the draft order days in advance when you probably wont show up and just get autodrafted. what diff does the draft order make then?

knowing my draft slot will motivate me to pay attention and do a little pre-draft work.

spaceman spiff said...

"Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, was arrested along with three friends for allegedly doing a dine and dash over a measly $46.07 bill. Here's the best part. Evans left her purse in the restaurant and came back for it. She was arrested, and then guess what cops found inside the bag -- weed!!! She's charged with theft and pot possession. "

FUCKING IDJIT

spaceman spiff said...

"we all know i'm terrible at it as well, only thrid time, but i will put maximum effort into it to get better and i've already watched 4 or 5 pre-season games"

your problem in every draft is overthinking, dirk in nba, yunel in mlb etc etc

El Padrino said...

knicks havent looked bad guys

letting nate loose might be a good thing and this wilson chandler is no joke

get rid of Q and eddy curry

it's over Q, it's over

and eddy, if you can have that heart attack now, that would be great

Tyler said...

They couldn't come up with $11.50 + tip each?

spaceman spiff said...

"They couldn't come up with $11.50 + tip each?"

they did it for the thrill

El Padrino said...

"your problem in every draft is overthinking, dirk in nba, yunel in mlb etc etc"

i did well in $$ baseball and drafted him there too (much later), the yahoo draft for baseball was rankings, ranking i made yeah but if you dont know how the draft goes the rankings are silly and you have multiple picks that look stoopit.

blue said...

they were probably at Denny's

El Padrino said...

i liked dirk because he gave you a stat in every category

that strategy doesnt work

isiah thomas said...

I'm listening to espnu's college footyball podcast (yesterday's edition) and this douche (Pat Forde) is making the "The SEC top to bottom is strongest conference" argument, backing it up with "ole miss can go on the road and win in FLA", "south carolina is good" then saying "the bottom of the big 12 isn't good"

this shit dumbfounds me.

El Padrino said...

i still wear magnums though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"chinese food in america is not chinese food in china"


What????



Nooooooooo!!!!!!!







ssssssss

Keith S said...

On this day in 1975...

The World Football League, which had hoped to compete against the National Football League, went out of business in the 12th week of its second season

spaceman spiff said...

by overthinking i was talking less about the players and more about how high you picked them

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a bad feeling about the 8th pick. Won't bode well for me.

Keith S said...

"damn 6th

i'm not sure what to do with that but dont worry hilarity will ensure irregardless"


Dirk will be there for you.

Keith S said...

"this shit dumbfounds me."

Me too. I don't get their reasoning at all. Ole Miss wins at FU and that makes them good. But USC losing at Oregon State makes USC bad.

El Padrino said...

"by overthinking i was talking less about the players and more about how high you picked them"

right, that was my point as well

isiah thomas said...

Type: Live Draft
Date: Tue., Oct. 28, 2008
Time: 9:00 PM ET
Secs Per Pick: 90

Josh Howard's Peice Pipe

my boy created a "prize eligible" league on ESPN in case anyone wants in. no money involved for winning but it does cost money to buy a espn team. If you have an extra team and are looking for a league join in.

blue said...

i like to pick guys really high and then trade them for crap

isiah thomas said...

I have a bad feeling about the 8th pick. Won't bode well for me.

the 2nd pick is on the block.

for you deke I'll give you a pre-draft special.


we swap 1st rounders and you give me all the rest of your picks.

blue said...

it's obvious that the Mountain West is the best conference this season

isiah thomas said...

the "top" teams in the SEC aren't good this season, that's why you have Ole Miss beating FLA.

Keith S said...

Peice Pipe if grate

isiah thomas said...

keef now some yahoo (Bruce Feldman) is saying ASU will finish up close to 6-6, please advice.

Keith S said...

"the "top" teams in the SEC aren't good this season, that's why you have Ole Miss beating FLA."

not only that, but the difference between the top and bottom teams is not near as big as it used to be. Upsets happen all the time now.

Keith S said...

Pat Forde is a mo-ron, though.

spaceman spiff said...

elatardo mag article up:more reasons he loves sports

warning - first one on this list is 'Reason No. 940: James Posey's man-hugs'

Keith S said...

"keef now some yahoo (Bruce Feldman) is saying ASU will finish up close to 6-6, please advice."

It's not unthinkable, but they need to do work. If they can win this week at home against Oregon (AHIIK), that makes them 3-4 and they have @ OSU, @ Wash, home against Wazzou & UCLA. They should win 3 of those, then finish up against UofA, which is a crapshoot every year. Their D has played well the last few weeks, but the offense sucks. They have no running game.

isiah thomas said...

warning - first one on this list is 'Reason No. 940: James Posey's man-hugs'

this might be a new low even for espn and spiffg.

the only reason should be:

"I'm not gay"

Keith S said...

I figured they'd take a step back from last year, but they are awful this year. 6-6 would be great right now.

Keith S said...

I probably won't read SG today

Keith S said...

I thought the dude that got kicked off the Pickup Artist last night was gonna cry

Keith S said...

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