Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Notice of Potential Third Party Contact

Buckeye Fan Update: They are divided into many camps right now. One camp is the "put Boeckman back in" camp. This camp is filled mostly with people who know nothing about football. The Buckeye O-Line is horrid for some reason. It shouldn't be, but it is. Anywho, Boeckman would get trampled back there and benching Pryor would make him cry. Another camp is the "fire all the coaches except Tressel" camp. This camp is filled with the people who think the Buckeyes are underperforming. They see a sure fire national title team and can't understand why they keep losing. The majority of this camp is filled with older people who know stuff about football, but are too high on the Buckeyes "talent." The final major camp is the "it if what it if" camp. This camp is filled with mostly younger people who think the Buckeyes just aren't that good. For the record Tem is in the "IDGAF" camp.

World Series Ump Talk: They are horrible. How the hell did these guys get the World Series gig? Did the umpire people take the worst umps instead of the best umps?? How the hell do you miss that game 4 call at 3rd base. You were two feet from the guy staring right at it and missed it???? Holy Moly. WTF is wrong with these guys??

Most unexpected injury yesterday: That Houston WR running into a band cart that just sitting pretty much right out of the back of the end zone. Jeez a Lou. I am not even going to bother defending Marshall on this one, why the hell is that cart sitting anywhere near the field? And don't even say "well it was further away than some of the big signs in the back of the end zone. Hey, there is a big difference between running into a padded wall/sign than running into a knee high metal cart.

Least unexpected injury yesterday: Well whoever had 13 minutes on the Greg Oden injury board wins. Second place goes to whoever had 2 and a half minutes because that's how long it took for him to get injured. What a fragile piece of human. If he were a dog or a horse they'd just put him down.

NHL Update: The Rangers have the most points, they must be the best team. Who knew?

NBA Update: Cavs still kind of suck. Celts looked horrible but the Cavs couldn't do anything.

Tem Movie Review: Soul Men


This movie stars the ghost of Bernie Mac. Seriously. He is the star and he died like 5 years ago, or 2 months ago, take your pick. Either way he did not film this before he died, his ghost filmed it afterwards. That's just what happened. This is a ghost movie which is why it is being released around Halloween.

So the director took full advantage of BMac being a ghost. He plays a soul. Because he is kind of transparent it works pretty well. Anyway, his job as a soul is to scare the living crap out of Samuel L Jackson. Basically make SLJ do SLJ things. Like scream and say swear words. It worked well. SLJ is in top form.

Random note, I heard that the director never told SLJ that he'd be working with a ghost. So in parts of the movie SLJ wasn't really acting scared, he was scared. Apparently SLJ is afraid of ghosts.

Well anyway, so BMac is scaring SLJ left and right and it is funny. Then some hot chick shows up and both BMac and SLJ want to get with her. Hilarity ensues and she ends up with the Urkel kid from Family Matters. I think that is a TWIST.

3 helmet stickers out of 5.

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Jugdish said...

game 5.5 --------------------->

Jugdish said...

After today, Greg Oden will have more MRIs than he has points this season.

tem said...

re: keith travel vouchers


you should just be glad they didn't charge you $200 more and then send you a $500 travel voucher.

tem said...

Oden is a mess.

Good for him though for banking some mad dough first.

tem said...

I mean the whole "I'm 40 years old and need money, I'm tall, maybe I should go back to hike school, dominate there, go to college for a year and dominate and then cash out with a guaranteed rookie contract" plan was a great idea.

he is a genius.

Jugdish said...

He looks like he is ready to retire anyways.

Jugdish said...

I mean the whole "I'm 40 years old and need money, I'm tall, maybe I should go back to hike school, dominate there, go to college for a year and dominate and then cash out with a guaranteed rookie contract" plan was a great idea.



Greg "Billy Madison" Oden

Jugdish said...

filled up at 2.18 this morning...suite

tem said...

2.18 is what it was yesterday here.

maybe i'll hit a price that starts with a 1.

tem said...

market will probably drop about 1,000 points today.

Beth said...

"market will probably drop about 1,000 points today"

If it does, we all blame you tem. Go buy some more stock or something.

Beth said...

And enjoyable movie review but I have to ask, can a ghost even hook up with a hot chick?

Jugdish said...

A ghost gave Dan Akroyd a blow job in ghostbusters.

Jugdish said...

so i would say yes

tem said...

jug says yes, so it must be true.

tem said...

"If it does, we all blame you tem. Go buy some more stock or something."

i did my part yesterday or two days ago or whenever.

it is someone elses turn to step to the plate.

Beth said...

Wow, a Ghostbusters reference. I'm impressed jug.

ns

blue said...

this movie sounds a lot like that one with patrick swayze and demi moore and that crazy black chick from sister act.

tem said...

lauren hill?

blue said...

i don't know, is that the chick that was married to ted danson?

tem said...

maybe. Ted gets around.

tem said...

oops its Lauryn. I spelt it wrong.

El Padrino said...

cupcakes in the house

aaaooowww

blue said...

"maybe. Ted gets around."

of course he does, he has a time machine

blue said...

this chick was also the coach of the knicks for a while. Think spike lee, but with a smaller penis

tem said...

that doesn't sound like Lauryn.

Maybe you mean the Hollywood Squares chick?

blue said...

people who drink tea are dumb..it's dirt in a bag

blue said...

"Maybe you mean the Hollywood Squares chick?"

could be, i think she's on a show now with a chick that was on survivor and is married to a seahawk QB

tem said...

that's why i put sugar in my tea.

tem said...

"could be, i think she's on a show now with a chick that was on survivor and is married to a seahawk QB"

i don't watch too much tv.

was she ever on a star trek series?

Jugdish said...

green tea looks like pond water

blue said...

what's a star trek? was that the show with the guy who does those priceline.com commercials?

tem said...

maybe, it had a lot of guys on it.

one had a gay on it.

one had that handicapped guy who can stop time with his mind on it. although he could walk back then.

blue said...

a lady that works here told me that i'm only allowed to vote yes for two amendments.

she didn't say which 2 so i guess i get to choose, and she said that if i voted yes for more than 2 then i'd have it wrong, like it is a test.

blue said...

"one had that handicapped guy who can stop time with his mind on it. although he could walk back then"

oh, heroes... i like that show, it has the whip cream bikini chick on it.

El Padrino said...

gollum just informed me that Sahsa Pavlocic is a Russian jew

not sure why i would care or if he even knows who i was talking about

tem said...

yeah, Ali Larter. It was Ali Larter all along.

El Padrino said...

tea is phenominal

and it's leaves in a bag
rather drink a leaf then a bean

blue said...

Borat does not like pavlovic

tem said...

"a Russian jew"

what's he in a hurry for? to make money? to get to temple?

blue said...

do you eat leaves?

tem said...

i'm gonna have some hot chocolate.

blue said...

do you eat beans?

blue said...

hot chocolate is A-OK

tem said...

i eat leaves and beans.

lettuce is a leaf and beans are in chipolte burritos.

blue said...

i don't eat lettuce

blue said...

i'm not a rabbit

Jugdish said...

i wipe with leaves...then I put those in tea bags and export them to nyc.

blue said...

has rev put in his 2¢ on game 5.5 yet?

blue said...

"i wipe with leaves...then I put those in tea bags and export them to nyc."

so jug is chinese?

Jugdish said...

.5% chinese...

tem said...

"i'm not a rabbit"

well this changes everything then.

Jugdish said...

he was blue rabbit yesterday

tem said...

my hot chocolate is too hot.

dammit.

blue said...

you should sue your office for having too hot, hot chocolate

blue said...

you know how you can cool off your hot chocolate? add peppermint schnapps, or bailey's irish creme

Jugdish said...

if you do...don't use the balm

Jugdish said...

cmjug went through the KFC drive through last night and ordered a mega sized Dr. Pepper.

It came in a container called a MegaJug - which had a handle.

tem said...

i don't think we have those things here at work.

i'll ask though.

tem said...

cmjug ordered a megajug?

blue said...

a pitcher of beer in canada is called a jug of beer

Jugdish said...

it was a half gallon of DP...I think they used the same container that a bucket of chicken comes in

blue said...

that's a large drink

tem said...

DP caused a wall.

El Padrino said...

i eat leaves yes

spinach, collards, kale, brocclii rabe, etc.

i dont eat lettuce for the rabbitt reason as well though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

New lady has a 64oz Coke with a twist at all times.

Jugdish said...

do you eat carrots?

Jugdish said...

mize...is this your favorite boxer?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I eat lettuce.

blue said...

what's "with a twist"? like she has some Jack in there?

El Padrino said...

volkswagen is causing major problems, short story....

porsche purchased a ton of call options on VOWG.DE and excercised those options giving them a overall stake of 74% of the company, now, pay attention cuz this is where it gets hairy, all of the short sellers (most shorted stock in Germany) were trying to cover thier shorts because the price shot up when porsche excercised all of those options, so the 6% outstanding share amount was the only market left for all these guys that needed to cover shorts, hence the stock going from 491 Euros to 1050 euros...german regulators are investigating but the damage is done, i've issued 4 BILLION dollar margin calls this morning NS.

good to note, the stock is getting slammed so the calls should be about half of what i issued.

thansk for your time

cue ::blank stares::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

must be.

El Padrino said...

i eat carrotts

but only for the nutrional benefits
lettuce have no such benefits

blue said...

my VW is a good car

Jugdish said...

rabbits eat carrots...and i have read your food blog. you are not concerned about nutrition

Jugdish said...

what is a margin call?

blue said...

carrots have vitamin K, which helps with eyesight

blue said...

i'm probably just making that up

El Padrino said...

beta carotene, vitamin A
carrots are very good for you
and i do care about nutrition, my metabolism isnt the only reason i'm a svelte 185

blue said...

"what is a margin call?"

basically you buy stock using "credit" hoping the price will go up, or down depending on what you purchase. After a certain period of time (couple days?) the "bank" that gave you credit asks for their money. If you made money on your purchase then it's all good. If you did not, it is bad.

blue said...

very simplified version

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what's "with a twist"? like she has some Jack in there?"


Lemon slices. Its delicious.

Jugdish said...

Before he was imprisoned, Jung took his eldest daughter, then 8, to the execution of a prisoner in 1997 in the city of Chongjin. She watched solemnly as the inmate's skull was smashed to pieces.

"She asked me, 'Hey Daddy, is he vomiting?"' Jung recalled, a bitter grimace curling his lips. "I should not have taken her there."



DUH!

blue said...

hilarity at jug

El Padrino said...

if you bought shares on margin (maning the firm allowed you to buy shares but not fully pay for them, in essence you took out a loan with the firm) and the market value of the shares fell below the minimum maintence requirement of the stock the firm would "call" you for more money

blue said...

margin call is what broke the brothers in Trading Places

Jugdish said...

margin call is what broke the brothers in Trading Places



$1

tem said...

"New lady "


new lady at work or new lady at home?

blue said...

lakers won

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"new lady at work or new lady at home?"


work, you knucklehead.

blue said...

great pumpkin charlie brown was glorious last night

El Padrino said...

"great pumpkin charlie brown was glorious last night"

indeed

Jugdish said...

damn...forgot to DVR that.

is it coming on again?

tem said...

next year it will be on.

Jugdish said...

good one

El Padrino said...

i dvr'd it

how that helps you i don't know, jus sayin

blue said...

we should figure out a way to be able to "share" DVR'd shows, like through torrents or something, but be able to make money off of it.

Jugdish said...

what network was it on?

Jugdish said...

like a slingbox for dvrs

El Padrino said...

ABC

spaceman spiff said...

"Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Christ. I have Ben Gordon & Drew Gooden in both of my FNBA leagues."


i do too, 2nd and 3rd to last of my picks. gooden did good yesterday. gordon is stupid, he scores, and does absolutely nothing else especially on defense.

spaceman spiff said...

portland sucks

spaceman spiff said...

truhoop blog was funny, dude was all excited to finally see oden, worked out great

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i do too, 2nd and 3rd to last of my picks. gooden did good yesterday. gordon is stupid, he scores, and does absolutely nothing else especially on defense."


Yeah.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Great Oden's Raven

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I took Gordon hoping for him to do the Contract Year thing.

blue said...

eric gordon?

JFreak said...

Jeff Gordon

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Costco is not a good place to be browsing for an XBox

blue said...

oh, i don't know about nascar

blue said...

"Costco is not a good place to be browsing for an XBox"

why

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wow. Bossman is swindling some old lady. wow.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why"


More expensive than Target, WalMart, Amazon...

blue said...

well of course, costco doesn't sell you "just an x-box" they bundle shit, so you buy it in bulk.

you probably get like 3 xboxes, 37 games and a headset and an extra controller.

blue said...

plus a cardboard cutout of bill gates smiling giving you two thumbs up and money spilling out of his pockets

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"you probably get like 3 xboxes, 37 games and a headset and an extra controller."


Even their bundles are pricey.

Keith S said...

"gollum just informed me that Sahsa Pavlocic is a Russian jew"

Tell him he's Serbian

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where the fuck is aitch?

Keith S said...

Interesting

spaceman spiff said...

red sux and pats are done, and aitch doesnt pay attention to bball until the finals if the celtics are in it.

'aitch is gone, there is no aitch' guess that quote

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"'aitch is gone, there is no aitch' guess that quote"



::patented by tem::

Keith S said...

Here, mize

Keith S said...

Australia has the worse ice cream

El Padrino said...

nice post T

blue said...

has the tyler era started?

we need change! said...

nice post Temster

World Series Ump Talk: They are horrible. How the hell did these guys get the World Series gig? Did the umpire people take the worst umps instead of the best umps??

I thought I heard that MLB doesn't let umps work consecutive series, someone wiki that.

Jugdish said...

"'aitch is gone, there is no aitch' guess that quote"



Few Good Men...

kodiac said...

NHL Update: The Rangers have the most points, they must be the best team. Who knew?

they've also played about 5 more games than the Wild (who are the only team in the NHL without a regulation loss).

-Not that the Wild are the best team in the NHL...just sayin'

-Oh, and "the Wild" is the stupidist team name in any and all sports

blue said...

"I thought I heard that MLB doesn't let umps work consecutive series, someone wiki that"

i heard the same thing, it's part of their CBA with MLB so that more umps get the oppty to work WS games.

El Padrino said...

Ed Hochuli should be the home plate ump of all WS games

blue said...

by rule the runner is out

blue said...

"the ball reached 1st base, the player caught the ball cleanly while simultaneously touching the base...all of this happened before the batter touched the base with his foot...by rule, the runner is out."

El Padrino said...

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

trooff

Keith S said...

Stop it

El Padrino said...

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

trooofff

Keith S said...

Six out of seven opposing quarterbacks have established a career-high passer rating against the Lions this year.

El Padrino said...

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

spaceman spiff said...

jug wins quote guessing

tem said...

"I thought I heard that MLB doesn't let umps work consecutive series,"

troof

tem said...

"NHL Update: The Rangers have the most points, they must be the best team. Who knew?

they've also played about 5 more games than the Wild (who are the only team in the NHL without a regulation loss)."

tem's NHL analysis is not that deep. most points = best

tem said...

"-Oh, and "the Wild" is the stupidist team name in any and all sports
"

COL stuff. Did we ever determine a "winner" here? Jazz? Nads?

by the by the minor league team in Washington PA is the "Wild Things"

El Padrino said...

wild is gay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place sucks. I blame Al-Qaeda.

tem said...

suicide salaryman, lvl 13, wft?

tem said...

nevermind

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Working with 2 women is making me miserable.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going to murder the dumb bitch. Book it. Write it down. I won't even run from the police.

tem said...

writing it down makes me an accomplice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

She constantly says things like, "Oh my word!", "For Pete Of Sakes!". When switching to a different program, she announces "I have to go to a different website!".




Murder, death, kill.

we need change! said...

suicide salaryman, lvl 13, wft?

I need a cheat sheet on one level, totally stuck.

we need change! said...

"Oh my word!", "For Pete Of Sakes!".

midwesterners have the worse sayings.

ns

we need change! said...

she really says:

"For Pete Of Sakes!" or is this HDH?

we need change! said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not a murderous person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM


*fixed

tem said...

which lvl are you stuck on?

tem said...

well apparently the key to 6 is just stand still.

i alt tabbed here, typed something. then went back to 6 and was on lvl 5.

we need change! said...

which lvl are you stuck on?

I cain't* remember exactly, it's the level with a gun and a metal box above a wooden box with another block to the right of the metal box and directly below there is a hole. There is a ledge to the far right.

I think it was 43 or something.

You have to run and jump under the immovable block to bump along the box above the wooden box then shoot the wooden box to fall into the hole so you can move the other box. But I can't knock the one box down.

::Blank Stare::

El Padrino said...

fat burger, fat fry

we need change! said...

It's grammar, George Michael.

hilarity

Whatever, Boy George.

hilarity

double hilarity, quite rare.

El Padrino said...

"This place sucks. I blame Al-Qaeda."

then vote Mccain

we need change! said...

Deke what team name did you decided upon?

we need change! said...

good to see Paul Pierce didn't strain his vajeen crying last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"midwesterners have the worse sayings."


She's the only person that says such mind-bottlingly stupid things. She says or does something several times every day that absolutely floors me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke what team name did you decided upon?"


Currrently just The James Gang

tem said...

"I cain't* remember exactly, it's the level with a gun and a metal box above a wooden box with another block to the right of the metal box and directly below there is a hole. There is a ledge to the far right."

will try to look this up after my 2pm meeting.

we need change! said...

will try to look this up after my 2pm meeting.


hook me with the Nintendo Power-like cheat sheet

thanks and regards.

tem said...

yay! i "won" suicide salaryman.

blue said...

you "won"?

tem said...

get close to the wood block.

jump up and shoot it and the metal safe will fall on your head.

tem said...

real close to the block.

tem said...

i "won"

i cleared all the lvls. so i died a lot.

tem said...

at 8:37 its on.

blue said...

what happens at 8:37>?

JFreak said...

I'm still mad spiff didn't autodraft pierce.

we need change! said...

I'm still mad spiff didn't autodraft pierce.


I took pierce two slots ahead of spiffg - Pierce would have been his pick, in hindsight I regret taking him.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You have to run and jump under the immovable block to bump along the box above the wooden box then shoot the wooden box to fall into the hole so you can move the other box. But I can't knock the one box down.

::Blank Stare::"


Do the super mario thing to get the metal box to overhang the wooden box. Stand on the ledge under the metal box, jump & shoot the wood box. The metal box should crush you.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1988...

The lightweight boxing champion Julio Cesar Chavez was declared the winner in a controversial bout against Jose Luis Ramirez, a favorite of mize

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fucking customers ruined my walkthrough

we need change! said...

get close to the wood block.

jump up and shoot it and the metal safe will fall on your head.

Do the super mario thing to get the metal box to overhang the wooden box. Stand on the ledge under the metal box, jump & shoot the wood box. The metal box should crush you.


thanks to everyone who participated.

Keith S said...

"I cain't* remember exactly, it's the level with a gun and a metal box above a wooden box with another block to the right of the metal box and directly below there is a hole. There is a ledge to the far right."

I'm stuck on this one, too.

Keith S said...

"It's grammar, George Michael."

That was in regard to his ghey earring

Jugdish said...

eat the fly! EAT IT!!

El Padrino said...

who cries 4 months after winning a championship?

El Padrino said...

get close to the wood block.

jump up and shoot it and the metal safe will fall on your head.

Do the super mario thing to get the metal box to overhang the wooden box. Stand on the ledge under the metal box, jump & shoot the wood box. The metal box should crush you.

::blank stare::

Keith S said...

"who cries 4 months after winning a championship?"

You?

Jugdish said...

"who cries 4 months after winning a championship?"


Rev will if game 5.5 works out in his favor tonight...that is, if he is still alive

El Padrino said...

i dont cry, i pound beers

El Padrino said...

if manuel trots out Lidge in the 8th I will be in hysterics

Keith S said...

some some some some I murdahh
some I some I let goooo

El Padrino said...

poor kid's career is over because of some dickwad who parked a cart in the endzone, this might have been mentioned already but idgaf

Keith S said...

Cumel Padrinofast

Keith S said...

EP can't even give tem the satisfaction of reading his post

El Padrino said...

i read it, but tem provided no video evidence

El Padrino said...

i read everyone's post, every morning while i eat

i'm no meiz

Keith S said...

Fair enough

El Padrino said...

Commodus quitting acting

Keith S said...

::temstare::

Jugdish said...

::revstare::-------------->

Keith S said...

"you should just be glad they didn't charge you $200 more and then send you a $500 travel voucher."

I would have told them to GFT and leave it how it is.

Keith S said...

time for

Keith S said...

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