Thursday, October 09, 2008

Mr. Blue Sky

I went to the Pacers first preseason game last night. That was a terrible idea. I mean, I was a little optimistic for this season. Thought maybe they could make it to .500. I was dead wrong. I know I'm being a little defeatist, especially since 2 starters didn't play and it's just the first preseason game against a really good opponent, but damn. 3 for 21 from 3 and 25 turnovers. Turrible. The old hockey scoreboard they have doesn't go past 100, so the final score was shown as Pacers 71, Hornets 05. I thought this was hilarity. Mike Dunleavy showed up in a rocking plaid suit. It was awesome. Anyways, it was kinda cool seeing the Pacers play where they did when they were winners. The only thing that's ever in the Coliseum now is minor league hockey and livestock shows during the state fair. There's a banner for this team hanging on the side of the building, even though they didn't play there. Mark Messier and Wayne Gretzky. Who knew (besides me, obviously)? I was going to delete this paragraph because it's irrelevant, but I have nothing else to write about. So, if you've actually read this, sorry. Let's get to something that sucks a little less, I hope.

It's interesting trying to fight the effects of nyquil.

In my rush to write about absolutely nothing last night, I forgot to do the only running segment I have. The top 25 team MLTC this week is UNC. I think we all know why I'm picking against them, and why I will likely be wrong. Oh well.

I may have been bored when I did the following.
first this

then this:


Since the NBA is rolling around, here's a vid about bball.

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Beth said...

Sounds like Sarah Palin will do a guest spot on SNL eventually.

No surprise there.

Beth said...

And for what it's worth, that makes 5 times in a row I've had the first comment on a new post.

Y'all are some lazy ass bitches in the morning... :-)

El Padrino said...

we like to see tits at every refresh

Beth said...

Well then I'm glad to do my part for LOV.

I actually also like my having the first comment, even if lots of days it's hours til I'm back on LOV.

Jugdish said...

hilarity from keef last night after Rev said he was leaving to do his laundry...almost made me laugh out loud in class.


"I gotta go get my laundry. Later."

Do they clean it where they clean that giant US Flag that they have at the Super Bowl.

Steve said...

Palin Article:

"I love her, she's a hoot and she's so talented," Palin said. "It would be fun to meet her, imitate her and keep on giving her new material." - Palin

I'm willing to bet Mr. McCain is hoping that Palin doesn't give Fey any new material what so ever.

El Padrino said...

nice one keef

El Padrino said...

a hoot

Jugdish said...

I think the Palin impressions are a bit overrated and is not even one of the top political impersonations on SNL. Both Bush's and the Clinton ones were WAY better.

Steve said...

This best skit on SNL right now is the Al Gore presidential address.

Jugdish said...

Oh, the Al Gore ones were good too. I forgot about those. Is that Darrell Hammond?

El Padrino said...

no jews today

suite

Steve said...

It's like a what could have been kinda thing.

4 years in office, he's eliminated global warming, BUT the glaciers are invading northern Michigan and Maine. He's fixed immigration BUT California is now part of Mexico.

etc etc. High Comedy.

Steve said...

"Darrell Hammond"

i think so, not real sure.

Jugdish said...

Beth...name/pic change wager on the Bears Falcons game this weekend?

Beth said...

"Beth...name/pic change wager on the Bears Falcons game this weekend?"

Sure, how many days?

Jugdish said...

What is the standard? 3

Beth said...

3 sounds good. And I'm not even going to "pull a Keith" and demand points because of the spread. Straight up is fine with me.

Jugdish said...

I found H

Jugdish said...

Sounds good Beth...bodog has the Bears -3, but straight up is cool.

Steve said...

Keith demanded points on a pic/name change bet?

Jugdish said...

I guess it depends on the game

El Padrino said...

yea, him and zeke are point fiends

Beth said...

"Keith demanded points on a pic/name change bet?"

"Demanded" may be a bit strong, "whined about" is more accurate. :-)
(WADR Keith.)

It was on the UGA-ASU game. Obviously the points ended up not mattering...

blue said...

ASU is awful

blue said...

i don't know if anyone linked this yet, but this is hilarity

Steve said...

"WADR Keith"

He he wants respect, he might wanna start with not bitching and moaning because the mean little internet bet isn't fair.

Steve said...

LOV points.


gay!

blue said...

it doesn't get much funnier than that...that's real life

Jugdish said...

good stuff bloo

tem said...

hilarious gaffe

blue said...

freak failed to mention the cubs choke

Steve said...

Biden.

My sound is messed up, what did he say?

El Padrino said...

"freak failed to mention the cubs choke"

shocker

Jugdish said...

He introduced Biden as John McCain, the next VP.

Jugdish said...

Biden didn't even want to walk up on stage.

tem said...

the announcer said stuff about how we need change and change is awesome and the crowd was all into it and then he said "then welcome the next vice president of the united states John McCain"

tem said...

i hope Biden's first words were a joke about how he is not McCain or something.

Jugdish said...

Maybe he pretended he couldn't lift his hand over his head or something.

tem said...

maybe he pretended to get shot down again.

tem said...

too soon?

Steve said...

haha. that is pretty funny. I'll have to watch when i get home.

he should have started referring to himself as the Maverick.

Jugdish said...

HALF!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He started with "My fellow Americans, when me & Goose were birddoggin' that Russian MIG-29 back in '89..."

Jugdish said...

you know...the finger

blue said...

sorry it just does that sometimes

El Padrino said...

obamer smells like shit

Steve said...

see EP, this is what happens when you post an unflattering article about Obama.

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JFreak said...

"freak failed to mention the cubs choke"

What's there to say? The sucked and lost.

tem said...

beth knows how not to choke.

JFreak said...

But she also knows how to suck.

Beth said...

Something tells me I wouldn't have to worry about choking with anyone from LOV.

Like a song I listened to earlier that reminded me of LOV said: "I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye".

tem said...

well you wouldn't choke and we wouldn't worry about paying ya.

Beth said...

For some things, there isn't enough money in the world.

Jugdish said...

That is where credit comes in handy.

tem said...

and for others its free and easy.

blue said...

yes free is good

Jugdish said...

easy is also good

spaceman spiff said...

free and easy is also good

spaceman spiff said...

pi(wa)lls are good! pi(wa)lls are goood!

El Padrino said...

fuck aitch

spaceman spiff said...

EP,

magnolia bakery cupcake for breakfast, dont even trip

Keith S said...

"He he wants respect, he might wanna start with not bitching and moaning because the mean little internet bet isn't fair."

My exact comment was "Beth Are you gonna give me the points in the ASU/UGH game?" Not exactly bitching and moaning. And I ended up taking half of what the spread was.So WADR steve, go fuck yourself.

Beth said...

So how long did you spend searching for your exact comment there Keith? :-)

Keith S said...

about 30 seconds

Keith S said...

I wouldn't have worried about it except steve doesn't have any idea what he's talking about.

Keith S said...

But douchebags are like that

Keith S said...

aitch is alive

Keith S said...

NDR is playing in Rhode Island this weekend. Noone will be there

El Padrino said...

"EP,

magnolia bakery cupcake for breakfast, dont even trip"


sweet.

blue said...

aitch will be there

blue said...

maybe aitch didn't collect enuff, so he got banned

Jugdish said...

chick with yellow teeth will also be there. cigs are cheaper in RI apparently.

blue said...

trash lives in "the island"

Keith S said...

He's not with yellow teeth anymore. He was on one night talking about how she was the best & worst thing to ever happen to him or something.

El Padrino said...

pacman
hahaaa

isiah thomas said...

like HDHDH

hilarity T

blue said...

aitch was on? i thought he died in combat war

Jugdish said...

Blog of Hilarity

Keith S said...

Every time a thousand pound man dies, an angel gets its diabetes.

Hilarity

El Padrino said...

oh man

El Padrino said...

i need some charge

El Padrino said...

ahhhh

push it

El Padrino said...

yea, so what
i'm still a rock star
i got my rock moves
and i dont neeeeeedddd you

mzelp loves this song

spaceman spiff said...

kimbo's son is a little bitch

El Padrino said...

gollum just asked me if the jarred marinara suace he buys taste better or worse then homeade

i gave him the

::Blank Stare::

tem said...

"NDR is playing in Rhode Island"

is he playing in Quahog?

Jugdish said...

gollum just asked me if the jarred marinara suace he buys taste better or worse then homeade


I'm surprised he makes small talk with you.

Jugdish said...

is he playing in Quahog?


Nope...Petoria

tem said...

tell him it tastes the same because jarred sauce is always made by old italian women.

tem said...

freak seemingly cashed his fmlb winnings.

stripper in IND better beware.

tem said...

"Nope...Petoria"

at the pool?

Jugdish said...

Was that Joe Island?

tem said...

Joehio

tem said...

or i guess it could be Johio.

not sure how it is spelt in Petoria.

Jugdish said...

Johio! I think that was on last night too...sad I can't remember it.

tem said...

wow the DOW might go below 9k soon.

tem said...

it was on recently for sure on some channel, i just saw it either yesterday or the day before.

El Padrino said...

yup

El Padrino said...

tps has kicked it up a notch

spaceman spiff said...

BAM!

tem said...

TPS here is roided up and angry.

El Padrino said...

"Creamer in the pink after 1-stroke victory"

nice

tem said...

::blank stare::

Jugdish said...

Fantasy question. In my work league I have Fitzgerald, TO, Plax and Hester as my WRs. My RBs sucks, I have Stewart, McFadden, Sammy Morris, Pierre Thomas, Chester Taylor, and Selvin young.

Someone in my league is offering up Portis and needs RB. Should I offer one of my big three receivers for Portis, or stay with what I got?

El Padrino said...

YES jug. but not Larry Fitz, one of the other two

Jugdish said...

Zero dollar bill


These are nice to leave as tips.

Keith S said...

Why is he offering up Portis if he needs RBs?

tem said...

offer hester see if they bite.

they won't.


then offer up to or plax.

tem said...

"Why is he offering up Portis if he needs RBs"

i assumed he meant "needs WRs"

Jugdish said...

He needs WRs...my bad

Jugdish said...

He also has steve slaton...I could offer up hester for him...but that isn't doing much.

spaceman spiff said...

get it done this week, rams browns lions for portis next 3 weeks

Steve said...

"wow the DOW might go below 9k soon."

Wall Street. I saw on the news last night that the national debt has gotten too big for the "score board" that it's display on. They had to drop the dollar sign in order to display the full number. That's depressing.

El Padrino said...

the haslet rams are going to be better than the linhean rams

both rams will relatively stink though

tem said...

if you could get slaton for hester you should jump on that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I paid a visit to our new Dick's Sporting Goods, and had security called on me. Apparently I was browsing a little too much.

Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

thief

El Padrino said...

man does san diego need sunday nights game or what

El Padrino said...

the nfl is so fucking great

El Padrino said...

i cant make sense out of like 8 teams, every week there is two or three things i've never seen before

El Padrino said...

i fucking love it

isiah thomas said...
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isiah thomas said...

I paid a visit to our new Dick's Sporting Goods, and had security called on me. Apparently they don't like me stealing their stuff.

*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I bought Madden. I guess I'll play it.

isiah thomas said...

regular Ragu never let me down.

I've never been to a Ragu Festivulay though.

isiah thomas said...

Plax for Portis should get it done jug, don't go higher than that.

Jugdish said...

He may have already pulled off a trade for Steve Smith

isiah thomas said...

re: Kimbo Slice's kid

hilarity

isiah thomas said...

He may have already pulled off a trade for Steve Smith

league wide veto

done and done

tem said...

anyone know a good place to get a car loan?

one that i may not have heard of. i know about banks and shit.

for example, just learnt of an intraweb lender called FirstAgain. it seemed OK, but not really better than Chase.

isiah thomas said...

try your local barber

El Padrino said...

car loan?
why not do it through the dealer?

tem said...

dealer is another option too. just shopping around a bit and wanted to cover all the bases.

tem said...

sometimes you all know some things i don't. especially if it has to do with movies, tv, women, food, rap music or travelling.

tem said...

"try your local barber"

fat baldies like me don't go to the barber.

tem said...

skinny baldies don't either.

Jugdish said...

Are you a member of a credit union? They have good rates sometimes.

El Padrino said...

that sounds about right

El Padrino said...

fat and bald is the worst

El Padrino said...

WADR
of course tem

tem said...

"Are you a member of a credit union? They have good rates sometimes."

yes and yes they do.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FWIW
Toyota is offering 0% APR.

Jugdish said...

FWIW
Toyota is offering 0% APR.



That is what I got on my truck...good times!

tem said...

yeah right now it looks like the dealers are offering up the best deals.

Jugdish said...

They will try to offer you some rebate instead of the 0%...don't take it.

Jugdish said...

unless you are going to pay off the loan fairly early

tem said...

"pay off early"

::blank stare::

Jugdish said...

Is your car about to die?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1994...

At the Monterey Grand Prix at Laguna Seca Raceway, motor sports legend Mario Andretti raced for the last time in his 31-year career

Keith S said...

Beth can relate

Keith S said...

wadr

Keith S said...

"I paid a visit to our new Dick's Sporting Goods, and had security called on me. Apparently I was browsing a little too much."


Did you tell them it was really your belly?

tem said...

"Is your car about to die?"

maybe. it is old and it is time to get a new one. although i gotta make sure i'm still going to have a job to pay for the car.

Steve said...

"Beth can relate"

teen abducted, raped, drugged, and beaten. Calls her mom for help in the middle of the 3 day nightmare.

I know this is LOV and everything is supposed to be free game, and I'm sure your laughing like a drunk clown (because stories like this are always funny), but I kinda doubt Beth can relate.

Keith S said...

The sex slave part

Jugdish said...

keef didn't read the article...just the head line

tem said...

steve is super moral today.

tem said...

he is being holier then now.

Keith S said...

"keef didn't read the article...just the head line"

Yes

tem said...

mr as. can't read anyway.

Jugdish said...

mr as. can't read anyway.


Will...host...annool

annual

Keith S said...

"Will...host...annool"

Awesome, Lloyd

Steve said...

"steve is super moral today"

maybe, but I read that this morning. It's a terrible story.

Keith S said...

"mr as. can't read anyway."

But I can comb my hair

Jugdish said...

maybe, but I read that this morning. It's a terrible story.



Yep...agreed. That part where she called her mom in the middle of the night was awful. I just gave keef the benefeet of the doubt...I don't read all of everything I post either.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EA really mailed in the graphics on the ps2 version of Madden

tem said...

EA has a big nose.

tem said...

"But I can comb my hair"

well i save money on shampoo.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where the fuck is Bert on this game?

Keith S said...

"well i save money on shampoo."

But you spend extra on sunscreen

tem said...

i just wear a hat.

tem said...

and there is no sun in ohio. it isn't like arizona.

El Padrino said...

ohioans cant even vote right

spaceman spiff said...

"An arbitrator has ruled former Detroit Lions receiver Charles Rogers must repay the team about $8.5 million in bonus money"

brutal, doubt he has the dough

Keith S said...

They vote on how much to pay each tOSU footballer

Steve said...

Hugh Hefner's New Twin Girlfriends

I'm learning to hate that man.

Jugdish said...

I'm learning to hate that man.



He speaks pretty highly of you.

Keith S said...

I was just getting ready to link that, but I didn't want to offend dsteve with anything

Keith S said...

Actually, that is different than what I was going to link

Keith S said...

Story with a happy ending for dsteve

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Holly knows that she can land a young, good looking rich guy now, instead of a guy that's like 90.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck having to create Bert on this game.

Keith S said...

"Holly knows that she can land a young, good looking rich guy now, instead of a guy that's like 90."

Are you saying she couldn't land one before?

tem said...

"ohioans cant even vote right"

::blank stare::

Keith S said...

"Fuck having to create Bert on this game."

Don't you have an online setup for it where you can add updates?

Keith S said...

Funny

tem said...

from an article about the new play caller at Auburn: "Ensminger is Auburn's inside receivers coach"


wft? they have an inside receivers coach? i assume that means they have an outside one too. damn. big budget programs are redonk.

spaceman spiff said...

""It was like winning the lottery," she said. "Life's lottery. We have won and it's priceless.""

hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

holly is a gold digger and a wannabe playmate, she couldve gotten a younger guy if she wanted, not just 'now'

Keith S said...

Didn't kod used to be an inside receivers coach?

isiah thomas said...

I ♥ Holly Madison, maybe more than Angie.

maybe

Keith S said...

Holly is hot. But Kendra, I would like to see her eaten by wolves

isiah thomas said...

Kendra looks really ugly in the face sometimes, but looks great in a photo.

tem said...

"But a judge offered to reduce that to $35 if Vactor spent 20 hours listening to classical music"


"Vactor, 24, lasted only about 15 minutes" (TWSW)

"It wasn't the music, Vactor said, he just needed to be at practice with the rest of the Urbana University basketball team."


so he had to listen to 20hrs straight??

Keith S said...

fmk watches that show, so I watch it every now and then.

tem said...

Holly/Kendra


::blank stare::

Keith S said...

shocking

Keith S said...

tem is amazing


TNWSS

Keith S said...

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