Friday, October 17, 2008

Just Die Red Sox Nation

















"Tampa Bay, put the Champagne away and get ready. The momentum has just changed."
-whodeybengals8

Just die whodey. Serious. Die. All Red Sox Nation. Die. All of a sudden they are Jason Voorhies for the upteenth sequel again. Why? What did we do? Was it something we said? Fuck Aitch. Fuck whodeybengals8. He is probably still a virgin. Who roots for all Cincy teams and the Red Sox anyway? Whodey does. That's who. Probably has the I.Q of a fucking red grape. Look at his face. Looks like Matt Damon before puberty. Serious. How old is this jerkoff? And it looks like he wears blush. Hey whodey, that shade of cover girl looks nice on you. No really. It does.
YOU FUCKING SPERM SUCKING FAGGOT. COCKGOBBLER. DID YOU AND YOUR BOYS CIRCLE JERK AFTER THAT DISGUSTING WIN? FUDGEPACKING BLUSH-WEARING ASS GOBLIN. DIE.
Where I stand:
Cash : $207.50
Picks: 19-16
Boise St. tonight. ($50), blue turf in HD.
Washington +17 over Oregon ($50)

Bears -3 over Vikings
No serious. The Vikings stink. Stop it Kod. Bears rout them at home. Especially since Minny swept da bears last year. That was when the Bears were awful. They are good again. Any neckbears is better than The Gus Ferrote experience. (Two bets here, overall -3 for the game for $500 and take the Bears first half, spread should be 1.5 or 2. do that for $100)

Browns +7 over Skins
Sorry zeke. The numbers are just too good to pass up. Spread actually 8 on USA today site and covers.com (as of Thursday night). (Stright Bet : $100)

Pittsburgh/Cincy over 35
Stillers may get 5 TD's by they lonesome. I'm humoring Meiz here. It's the best over/under bet on the board. (Straight Bet $100)

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Tyler said...

Doggman DJ Drew.

blue said...

fucking john madden and not putting in a lefty against Ortiz

El Padrino said...

fuckers

blue said...

great post btw EP

fuck whodey

El Padrino said...

now beckett will pitch the game of his life (again) because he was playing possum and then Lester vs Garza for game 7

wft

El Padrino said...

fuck whodey is right

blue said...

and to hell with aitch

blue said...

the only thing that the rayz have going for them is that at least their bats are still going strong.

who do they pitch on saturday against Beckett?

Jugdish said...

Rays pitching is still solid too...I think Shields goes next

Beth said...

What's with all this baseball talk anyway? Isn't the season over already?

El Padrino said...

watching kazmir last night made me sick

i'm currently trying to locte Jim Duquettes address and family information

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm humoring Meiz here."


huh?

blue said...

kazmir was in the clubhouse drinking his natty light out of a cup

Steve said...

great post.


nothing better than throwing a dudes picture up there and bashing the hell out him.


well done, sir.

blue said...

fuck joe the plumber

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Reba thinks she's reincarnated.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place is ghetto.

El Padrino said...

"I'm humoring Meiz here."


huh?"

oh you read the post. when you said is it me or does ep not play over/unders....

blue said...

neckbears is hdh...but still funny, and appropriate

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"oh you read the post. when you said is it me or does ep not play over/unders...."

Gotcha. I thought you might have been knocking the amount of Stellars on my keeper team.

blue said...

meiz is insecure

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So's your face

Jugdish said...

dude

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahaa

blue said...

gerbil balls

Jugdish said...

Meiz...how does it feel to know that rev was dipping his hotdog into your sauce last night?

El Padrino said...

wow jug

Jugdish said...

I'm not making it up...it was on lovad

blue said...

jug comes with hurricane force winds

blue said...

that's like class 4

El Padrino said...

20 billion?

that's crazy talk Rafael Rojas
stop it, you know i dont speak spanish

blue said...

i guess tem's softball game got too cold and he died

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue's not very good at riling people up. And I'm usually pretty easy to rile up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz...how does it feel to know that rev was dipping his hotdog into your sauce last night?"


That was no hot dog. That was a goddman fat-free turkey frank.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Actually, rev was pouring the sauce on his weiner.

Jugdish said...

He was probably watching the game with a straw in the bottle.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why do these people think I care about their lives?
I don't give a shit that your son has movie night at his house in Florida on Saturdays.

Jugdish said...

Did they invite you?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Customers are so stupid.


"But this box is heavier than that one!"

Yeah, you dumb cunt. The heavier one is going to Madison. The lighter one is going to fucking San Diego. I can't imagine why it would cost more.

Jugdish said...

The hate is strong in this one.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People are just so incredibly stupid and irrational, Jug. Its unreal.

El Padrino said...

settle down meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If I had an acceptable camera and it didn't take for ever to upload videos to youtube, I'd film a day of work here. Its jaw on the floor kind of stuff.

Steve said...

Office Meiz?

Jugdish said...

webcam

Jugdish said...

meiz needs to be wired for sound like they do some players in the nfl.

Beth said...

meiz needs to be wired with an electronic ankle bracelet like they do some people under house arrest

*fixed

spaceman spiff said...

a shitload of sux fans left the game after uptons 2 run double against papelbon, they have some splainin to do. no doubt they are back on the bandwagon, and acting like they stayed the whole game, fucking disgusting

El Padrino said...

"If I had an acceptable camera and it didn't take for ever to upload videos to youtube, I'd film a day of work here. Its jaw on the floor kind of stuff."

this needs to happen

blue said...

fuck bj upton

spaceman spiff said...

gabe gross fucking sucks, 2 plays that could have been made by someone else, the throw out at home that he bounced and it only barely made the infield at all, and the last drew hit, someone else could have got some leather on that.

El Padrino said...

"fuck bj upton"

blue you won, you can stop bitching about your FMLB team now

it's over

blue said...

yeah, they should have been playing that speedy youngster, especially defensively

blue said...

"blue you won, you can stop bitching about your FMLB team now"

i finished 2nd...and upton has now hit 2/3rds as many HRs in the postseason as he did the entire season

El Padrino said...

so who won?

spaceman spiff said...

freak

El Padrino said...

ugh

well anyway fuck aitch not bj upton

spaceman spiff said...

even the announcer called out gross on the throw, usually they say 'throw is late' or 'throw is off line', he could have even bailed gross out with a 'throw is cutoff', instead we got 'terrible throw!!!', awesome

spaceman spiff said...

yea blue, 'fuck aitch' is the anthem, throw yer damn hands up

blue said...

i say to hell with aitch


and i for some reason I keep thinking today would be a great day to wreck sparty and friends, but i'm too lazy to wordpress.

Steve said...

spart and friends?

Steve said...

sparty

spaceman spiff said...

cant even imagine what shamhoff is writing about the game, probably something along the lines of 'they need to add this game to the history books so future generations can learn about it in school'

El Padrino said...

havent seen ezekiel in a minute

El Padrino said...

that barstool sports site that i look for woman on is awful with red sox shit today

blue said...

shamford jumped on the rayz bandwagon, so he's probably devestated

blue said...

"havent seen ezekiel in a minute"

i think he had family in town, so he was going to tombstone

El Padrino said...

i hope he gets pepperoni on his tombstone

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"havent seen ezekiel in a minute"


4 day weekend.

El Padrino said...

i recall that
that isnt family, those are in-laws

hideous creatures

El Padrino said...

i want to slapbox my mother in law

Steve said...

"red sox shit today"

they're always like that, it's gross.

Jugdish said...

Deke...I think I could rival some of your moron stories with the people I work with/support.

spaceman spiff said...

"shamford jumped on the rayz bandwagon, so he's probably devestated"

chance he jumped ship and is on the sux wagon now? 100%

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Deke...I think I could rival some of your moron stories with the people I work with/support."


I don't doubt it.

blue said...

today's headline is probably "i've always been a redsux fan since i went to Harvard"

El Padrino said...

"chance he jumped ship and is on the sux wagon now? 100%"

assassination is the only answer

blue said...

BYU loses...Boise State has a clear path to the BCS now

Keith S said...

"If I had an acceptable camera and it didn't take for ever to upload videos to youtube, I'd film a day of work here. Its jaw on the floor kind of stuff."

It's called retail.

Keith S said...

Jesus Chris!!!

Keith S said...

I didn't turn off Game 5.



Bullshit. Your a goddman liar. That was a comment of pecosian proportions

Steve said...

what happened to the post?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"It's called retail."


What's your point?

You wouldn't watch?

blue said...

what post?

Keith S said...

"What's your point?

You wouldn't watch?"


Of course I would. Just sayin, a lot of us have probably been in retail at some point in our lives so we know what it's like. You act as if your store is the only one that has retards come in.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You act as if your store is the only one that has retards come in."


The retard to non-retard ratio is off the charts. I'm talking about a whole new level of dumb.

Keith S said...

The Rays brought in flame-throwing lefty J.P. Howell to start the ninth against David ORRR-tese.


I hope this was sarcasm, because Howell didn't throw a pitch faster than about 89 mph. And Pedroia led off the inning, not Ortiz

El Padrino said...

i worked in Walgreens, Publix and Rite-Aid before wall street

retards were abundant there

spaceman spiff said...

eltardo went shamhoff for this column, he must have watched boiler room instead of the game. 'act as if' act as if you watched the whole fucking red sux game

blue said...

he was watching ER, talking to his dad about it, you know he was

spaceman spiff said...

"By Game 5, with the season stumbling to an end and the demand for tickets waning, the Rich People Who Go To Games Just To Tell People They Went weren't so interested in going, and suddenly, Fenway was Fenway again."

ridiculous, he couldnt write this if he watched the game, he would have seen the gang of people leave during the 7th inning

spaceman spiff said...

"I called my dad to make sure he was watching. "Nah, we're still watching 'ER,'" he said. "Call me if they get closer.""

major WFT, how does he not call him out on this, even I started watching the game again when it was 7-4, and his dad is a die hard? that might have a heart attack every time one of the boston teams fucks up? gimme a break

Keith S said...

re: the momentum has just changed comment. Kruk made a good point after the game last night. Momentum doesn't mean shit going from game to game. Beckett & Shields are pitching game 6, and they had no influence on game 5.

El Padrino said...

simmons article is atrocious

new low for him

spaceman spiff said...

"My father was claiming he had watched the whole game"

yea, his dad has a pink sux shirt with a matching hat

Keith S said...

SD or Buf this weekend?

blue said...

keith ♥ witchitard state?

Jugdish said...

It was a pickem on bodog...I went with Whales Vagina, which means Buffalo will probably win.

Keith S said...

::blank stare::

blue said...

you're showing off the Witchita State Shocker

blue said...

and don't give me this BS about it's the ASU trident carp

Jugdish said...

I don't like that Rome calls the Sux "chowds".

Its not making him any cooler.

Keith S said...

"and don't give me this BS about it's the ASU trident carp"

ok

blue said...

rome does a lot of things that make him not cooler

Keith S said...

Witchita is HDH

El Padrino said...

i like buf at home

west coast teams and 1pm est starts dont go well, especially in a place like buffalo

Keith S said...

Any chance Oakland beats Bert?

spaceman spiff said...

its not the shocker, because the index and middle fingers are not together

Jugdish said...

i like buf at home



I'm feeling a little better about my whales vagina pick

Keith S said...

"I'm feeling a little better about my whales vagina pick"

Stop it, jug. EP gives us gems

spaceman spiff said...

EP puts cash right into our pocket, like the BK king, his picks are like reverse pickpocketing to us

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My toe hurts like a motherfucker.

El Padrino said...

that's right

as pacino in secent of a woman said:

"I'm giving you pearls here Charlie, I'm giving you pearls".

El Padrino said...

did anyone mention the Jewfro Russel Martin was rocking during the NLCS

it was so awesome

isiah thomas said...

what fuck the Rays.....I said

WHAT FUCK THE RAYS????

goddmannit, how do you fuck up 7-0.

of course spiffg has an article up in .0005422 seconds after the game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Raise your hand if you wear your cell phone on your hip.

spaceman spiff said...

with leather adopted/stole the 'just die' theme:

"ALCS: …JUST DIE ALREADY"

isiah thomas said...

Raise your hand if you wear your cell phone on your hip.

you can put your hand down now Pecos

El Padrino said...

we should sue

spaceman spiff said...

puts EPs league to shame

wall street fantasy league, 10 teams (theres a waitlist)100k buy in, 1st gets 600k, 2nd 300k, 3rd money back.

EP are you on the waitlist, pls advice

isiah thomas said...

one kinfolk here is a lifelong sawx fan, I was cracking on them all night long

"I wish we were sitting closer to the tv so I could see the sawx destruction"

"there's always next year"

"they'll buy a better team next season"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, 7-0....it's over"

ugh, today might suck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So Zeke's one that has the belt clip.

Anybody else?

El Padrino said...

i cant fucking stand papelbon
every pic of him screams douche

isiah thomas said...

nice try deke, do you tuck your cell phone under the first or second jelly roll of gut fat?

El Padrino said...

"EP are you on the waitlist, pls advice"

saw this in the WSJ
that's just silly, our league is $500 and that's alot

El Padrino said...

jug i noticed you rejected my to and jamal lew for LT trade

is there anything else we can do or is lt just not being moved at the moment

El Padrino said...

red sux haunting

just got an email from SI

"RED SOX ALIVE!!!"



shoot me, with an elephant gun

please

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"nice try deke, do you tuck your cell phone under the first or second jelly roll of gut fat?"


Nice try, zeke, did you buy the italian leather case or the nylon one with the redskins logo?

isiah thomas said...

deke is stepping up his game, very nice to see.

ns

Jugdish said...

Womo

El Padrino said...

redskin logo cell phone case would be hilarious

isiah thomas said...

deke you seem happy-er* today, did you and deluxe get back together?

Jugdish said...

is there anything else we can do or is lt just not being moved at the moment


Let me take a look. LDT came on pretty good in the second half of last season, so I was counting on that this year too...I'll check though.

isiah thomas said...

Deja Drew


Please stop ESPN.

isiah thomas said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH

IN DE FACE! BYU

Jugdish said...

"This was more than just the normal boo-boo," Cooper told reporters. "Tony has played through boo-boos before, like any team weader and big gwown-up boy has to. But when I saw the quivering chin, the big wet eyes, and the way he was hopping from foot to foot while holding up his widdle bitty widdy fingey, I knew this one was bad."



hilarity

El Padrino said...

yeah byu deserves a idf

isiah thomas said...

more kinfolk time


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ahem

Jugdish said...

If you hear a clicking sound that is Zeke ordering his new skins cell phone cover.

El Padrino said...

that's something an awkard 50 year old guy would rock

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zoinks

El Padrino said...

trying real hard not to work

tps is pissed off about that

Jugdish said...

no motivation today ---------->

El Padrino said...

still got 2 boxes alive in the huge $100 a box pool

might have to use the giants this week

El Padrino said...

i hate using the giants

Steve said...

A bit idealistic, but not a bad thought.

El Padrino said...

hahha gollum is lookin up day trade rules, he doesnt know them

hahahahahaha

i aint gonna help him
let him give the client the wrong rules maybe he'll be fired

El Padrino said...

what a fool

eurotrash

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fish fry for lunch. Delicious.

El Padrino said...

"PS - The Fenway crowd was awesome. Loud pretty much the entire night and virtually nobody left. Still a full house going bananas when Big Papi hit that 3 run ding dong. No other city would do that."

more douchebaggery

Jugdish said...

I passed out last night after the 8th inning, but I saw a shit load of people leaving after Upton's HR.

blue said...

they weren't leaving, they were going to get a beer and some chowdah

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

New Weezy F Baby blog is up.

Jugdish said...

link?

El Padrino said...

spiderman 4

uh no thanks

3 sucked balls, enough already

El Padrino said...

New Weezy F Baby blog is up.

::blank stare::

El Padrino said...

i've grown a beard again

El Padrino said...

it's a wonderful beard

Jugdish said...

winter coat?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1969...

Lew Alcindor, who whill later change his name to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, scored 29 points in his professional basketball debut for the Milwaukee Bucks. Mize went there in his time masheen

Keith S said...

I grow a beard every week

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Weezy

Keith S said...

Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow is back at practice. Winslow won't reveal what caused him to spend three nights at the Cleveland Clinic last week. He says it was the team's decision not to disclose the nature of the illness, and that he agrees with it


Hilarity

Keith S said...

mize ♥s LW

Jugdish said...

no more work for me today...I will stay here for a few more hours, but no more work

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize ♥s LW"


Fair enough.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need some new sneaks

El Padrino said...

good call jug

El Padrino said...

Schoooooooool'ssss out for summer

Keith S said...

$5 Little Caesars Hot'N'Ready pizza is the better

El Padrino said...

$5 Little Caesars Hot'N'Ready pizza is better than a diaper filled with Indian food

*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"$5 Little Caesars Hot'N'Ready pizza is the better"


Nice. They got them big-ass pepperonies by you?

Jugdish said...

resume time

Keith S said...

It's 8 slices of pizza for $5. Who cares if it's not straight off the boat from Italy, it's 5 fucking dollars. I'm getting food to feed me for the rest of the day for $5. You goddman food snob.

Keith S said...

"Nice. They got them big-ass pepperonies by you?"

They're just regular sized

El Padrino said...

you get what you pay for

keep eating shit, if youlived in ny you wouldnt have colitis

Jugdish said...

ep has been a little bitter since he visited Chicago and realized NY pizza is not the better.

El Padrino said...

ryan grant or slaton

grant home vs indy
slaton home vs detroit

both favorable

i'm leaning towards slaton

Jugdish said...

I'd take Slaton against the Lions.

Lions suck

El Padrino said...

"ep has been a little bitter since he visited Chicago and realized NY pizza is not the better."

chicago has the best deep dish pizza i ever had in my life, no doubt but they can touch traditional thin pizza

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

They jacked our price up to $5.99

Jugdish said...

Ozzie: pffff...please!

Keith S said...

"you get what you pay for"

I pay for what I can afford. You should try it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Slaton.


Grant has been exposed as a fraud this year. Plus, he just signed that nice new deal this August.

El Padrino said...

"I pay for what I can afford. You should try it."

charge a more expensive one

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"charge a more expensive one"

Yeah, that's the ticket!
















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Keith S said...

I'm not charging pizza to a credit card

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If it was NY pizza you would

El Padrino said...

i'm joking

wft

spaceman spiff said...

"$5 Little Caesars Hot'N'Ready pizza is the better"

not until you add 2 orders of crazy bread to that, then i agree. goddman i love crazy bread, used to steal money in high school to eat it, they sold it on campus at lunch

Jugdish said...

If it was NY pizza you would




not

Keith S said...

crazy bread is good

blue said...

pizza pizza died here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm joking

wft"


NY pizza is NOT something to joke about.

El Padrino said...

no, joking bout charging the pizza

everybody relax it's friday and we'll all be drinking tonight

blue said...

and doing hallucinogenic drugs

spaceman spiff said...

shrooms look fun, anyone have any experience

spaceman spiff said...

pushing

spaceman spiff said...

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