Thursday, October 16, 2008

Just die, Fox.

Screw you fox, for postponing my major network debut. Every piece of news for the past month has said you were airing the Kitchen Nightmares episode I worked on tonight. And boom, last night, you disrespect me by changing the listing and changing the schedule on your website. Goddman you. Are you going to call everyone I told about this? I had plans, damnit. And now you tell me it's not probably won't air until October 30th? And if there's a game 7 it will put off until December? Suck it, Fox. Oh and another thing, House is an awful show. Why does no one ever die in that show? Every week is some CRAZY disease that no one's ever seen and somehow House can diagnose and cure it in 50 minutes. I'm calling bull on that. Too bad Olivia Wilde is on that show now, or I could hate it more. She's hot. How has Prison Break ran longer than one season? You break out of prison and then you're out. Stop driving crap into the ground. The premise is ova. Deal with it. Another thing, Joe Buck sucks. A lot. Stop employing him. Just die, Fox.

Just die dodgers fans. You guys will never know the pain of watching your team commit error after error on it's way to a loss. Oh, wait. Haha.

The Colts trade was voided because the dude couldn't pass his physical. Should be interesting for McCargo to go back to Buffalo after Jauron basically said McCargo sucked. Maybe he'll get waived.

I wish Randle El would get a shot to play QB. I'm pretty sure he would be awesome.

Let's wrap this up with MLTC. Coming up with a choke on my choke pick last week left a bad taste in my mouth and left me at 4-2 for the year. So I'm going back to a team I've already picked once. They seem to have some mojo against ranked teams, so I'm riding with it. I'm picking Maryland to beat Wake Forest.

No embedding on this one because it was disabled, but you should check it out anyway. Tory from Mythbusters getting tasered.

This one's been around the internet for a while. Still fascinating.


Some weird dude playing with bubbles.

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JFreak said...

Some of us can't stay up 'til 5 o'clock just to post.

Or something.

Beth said...

This reminds me of LOV for some reason, mainly EP and gollum.

My job is a scam! said...

speaking of gollum...this is an espn reader comment, and probably him...

Cannot wait to wear my Rollins jersey to work tomorrow in Manhattan.

El Padrino said...

"Cannot wait to wear my Rollins jersey to work tomorrow in Manhattan."

If i see this guy he will be slaughtered.

Jugdish said...

PHILLIES!!! ------------->

Jugdish said...

rev head is back...

El Padrino said...

no iam not kidding i would seriously attempt to hurt someone if I saw that

El Padrino said...

congrats rev














*hope the team plane goes down

Jugdish said...

McCain did really well in that debate last night. He FINALLY said "Hey, I'm not George Bush. If you wanted to run against George Bush you should have run 4 years ago."

something like that

El Padrino said...

yea, he was aight

blue said...

chick fil a chickn biskit for breakfast...good stuff...and it was free

blue said...

i'm glad the phils made the WS, it'll make the brad lidge implosion all that much sweeter.

Jugdish said...

Lidge won't matter if the Rays keep scoring over 10 runs a game.

Jugdish said...

He is due to give up a big home run though.

tem said...

lidge will be MVP of the series.



there i just temjinxed him. he has no hope now.

Jugdish said...

there i just temjinxed him. he has no hope now.




that statement is an unjinx

tem said...

"that statement is an unjinx"

temjinxes can't be undone. well not by tem statements. it takes a voodoo priestess, an act of God, or all the tea in China.

Jugdish said...

Rev's wife will whip up some voo doo

tem said...

she might do that.

El Padrino said...

jug mccain destroyed obamer last night

destroyed him

finally

Jugdish said...

you'll wake up one day with a shrunken head...

...but with a full head of hair, so that will be good.

blue said...

it's the same amount of hair, but it works well on a smaller head.

Jugdish said...

Obama kept talking about 8 years of failed economic policy, regardless of the question he was answering.

He was like one of those pull string dolls that talk and can only say 4 things.

Jugdish said...

it's the same amount of hair, but it works well on a smaller head.



good point...its an illusion.

tem said...

that'll be ok. i can call in sick with a "tiny head" like in those commercials.

tem said...

He was like every other politician that has existed in at least the last 50 years

*fixed

Jugdish said...

I like those high life commercials...speaking of commercials

El Padrino said...

obama was awful last night
my hope is people realize his in way over is head and that celebrity politcians shouldnt be running the country

blue said...

the headline of this post keeps making me think that freak wants megan fox to die...which would not be good.

Jugdish said...

I also liked how McCain stated that Obama is a good speaker, but you have to look at what he says...not how he says it.

blue said...

who the fuck is Joe the Plumber, and why is he friends with John McCain?

Jugdish said...

This is long, but a friend of mine in the military sent me this:

Subject: Would Obama qualify for a security clearance?

If Barack Obama were to apply for the same US government security clearance that all of our troops must get, he would be denied one because of his past association with William Ayers, a known terrorist, and Jeremiah Wright, his outspoken radical hate-filled and bigoted pastor of 30 years.
Without a security clearance, Barack Obama would not be allowed to join the US military; the very same military that he has a very good chance of becoming the Commander In Chief next January!

blue said...

sales tax is gay

blue said...

he could join the military, he just couldn't be a military leader

Jugdish said...

Not much you can do in the military without a security clearance. We had a guy in our unit...

I said unit

...who it took three years to get a security clearance done. They wouldn't even give him a user ID and an email account on the network.

blue said...

you can shoot people without clearance

blue said...

but the point is well taken.


he also wouldn't be qualified to be an astronaut, but he's going to be the defacto leader of NASA

blue said...

i never realized that Tony Curtis is Jamie Lee's dad

blue said...

rumor has it that Bruce Willis is going to play Hannibal in the new A-team movie.

Jugdish said...

Well, after 8 years of failed economics I think it is about time that Bruce Willis play hannibal.

kodiac said...

I completely disagree that McCain won the debate last night, or even held his own. He came across as angry, bitter, and desperate. He looked like Bob Dole circa 1996, and we all remember how that turned out for him.
The attempt to pin Obama's connection to Ayers was a train wreck. All major polls (INCLUDING FOX NEWS' poll) had Obama trouncing McCain.

-and this will be the only time I post at work

blue said...

how's the living with the missus going kod?

Jugdish said...

trouncing? I don't see how.

tem said...

and Woody Harrelson plays mad dog.

tem said...

and Katie Forss is going to be the first assistant accountant.

blue said...

they need somebody like Dane Cook to play Face and get his ass kicked all the time.

tem said...

"-and this will be the only time I post at work"

kod posts at 10:20 only.

got it.

tem said...

"they need somebody like Dane Cook to play Face "

i will not see the movie if Dane Cook is involved.

even if he is just getting his ass kicked a lot.

blue said...

"and Katie Forss is going to be the first assistant accountant"

she's one of the best assistant accountants in the business

tem said...

matthew mccounaghahayajauahay is gonna play Face.

blue said...

yeah, he's douchetastic enough to play face

tem said...

i like how on IMDB.com they have "Spoiler Alerts" that you roll over and it tells you a spoiler about the movie.

For the A-Team the spoiler alert is "based on TV series"

tem said...

sorry if i ruined that for everyone.

blue said...

damn tem, i was waiting to see it in theaters

tem said...

yeah i am a ruiner. i feel bad.

maybe i should delete that comment.

El Padrino said...

kod your crazy. ok

crazy

obama was shook, like pecos that night

Jugdish said...

kod watched how Obama talked...not what he said.

I wish McCain had called him a socialist.

blue said...

i think i'm going to become a plumber

El Padrino said...

so romo is going to play because farve told him to

excellent

Jugdish said...

Favre called him a puss indirectly

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bossman just gave me a potential tip for an easy way to restore my iTunes. I fuckin' hope it works.

Beth said...

RE: who won the debate.

CBS news did a poll about last night's debate, and of undecided voters apparently 53% said Obama won, 22% said McCain did and 25% thought it was a tie.

(And no, I'm not shilling for Obama, in fact I'll be voting for McCain.)

blue said...

meiz likes to play "just the tip" with his bossman?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"obama was shook, like pecos that night"


If zeke says it, it must be true.

El Padrino said...

polls are garbage, trying to brainwash the public

anyone who saw that debate and has the ability to be fair (and sane -looking at you kod) know that McCain brought the noise last night

Jugdish said...

meiz likes to play "just the tip" with his bossman?


hilarity

tem said...

i can't believe you all watched the debate.

debates are worthless.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Debates are pointless.

blue said...

i'm going to become a politician and my platform will be that people on the east coast will pay less taxes than my friends out west. (except for California, they will pay less too)

i'm all about geographic taxes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

useless debate i2i

blue said...

or maybe just people in the states that have lots of electoral votes will pay less taxes, fuck the people in vermont and rhode island

El Padrino said...

rally's are pointless
debates are necessary

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"debates are necessary"

How? If you're undecided on how you're gonna vote 1 month before the election after 2 years of campaigning, then you're a fucking retard.

blue said...

i guess i'm a retard

Jugdish said...

I didn't start watching this shit 2 years ago.

El Padrino said...

"How? If you're undecided on how you're gonna vote 1 month before the election after 2 years of campaigning, then you're a fucking retard."

i knew from the minute mccain won the nominee vote that i'd vote for him but i'd still like to hear a couple of things and how he handles certain situations as far as who he opposes

and i also enjoy uncomfortable facial expressions

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

say hi to Corky for me

El Padrino said...

there is also the running mate thing that is thrust upon us, i flipped out when mccain first picked palin, until i got to know her (still a wee bit scared with that)

a mccain/giuliani ticket would have blown the dems doors off or even better a mccain / condi rice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm done with "politics" for the day.

I have someone else's work to do now.

blue said...

meiz lost the politics debate

Beth said...

Personally, I'm just amazed and thankful that women even are allowed to vote.

(s)

Jugdish said...

Why are wedding dresses white?









to match the appliances

blue said...

what about appliances that are stainless steel?

Jugdish said...

stop it

Steve said...

Just because MKKKain did better last night than he has in previous nights, does not mean he won the debate.

He had Obama on his heels to start off, but when things got back to actual issues he ended up looking lost, angry and confused. The man changes his campaign theme like the wind, he's desperate. I kinda feel sorry for him.

And of course polls matter. They reflect what the people watching the debate felt.

Obama '08

tem said...

"MKKKain"

ISWYDT

El Padrino said...

Personally, I'm just amazed and thankful that women even are allowed to vote.

*(NS)

*fixed that for you sweetheart

::WINK::

El Padrino said...

why do people insist on injecting race into this?

blue said...

the only polls that matter are the BCS polls and stripper polls

Jugdish said...

I fear that Steve will get what he asks for.

Beth said...

"*fixed that for you sweetheart"

Thanks, I obviously need a man to tell me what to think.

El Padrino said...

if colin powell were running i'd vote for him

Jugdish said...

Why couldn't helen keller drive?











Because she was a woman!

blue said...

what the hell does steve know, he goes on bachelor trips in the mountains of West Virginia

tem said...

"Thanks, I obviously need a man to tell me what to think."

at least you realize it.

Jugdish said...

what the hell does steve know, he goes on bachelor trips in the (brokeback)mountains of West Virginia



fixed

Steve said...

"what the hell does steve know, he goes on bachelor trips in the mountains of West Virginia"


i have no retort.

spaceman spiff said...

"Oh and another thing, House is an awful show."

stop it

Jugdish said...

After 8 years if failed economic policies, i have no retort.




fixed

Tyler said...

HDH Email of the day:

Subject Line: December 4th [Company I Work For] Presents you're very own "New Employee Orientation".

There are also a ton of words in quotes. Like: Whether you are “brand” new or “relatively” (within the year) new...

I just noticed that it's inviting us to the December 2007 Orientation.

Also uses the spiral notebook image and the font is Papyrus. And, her work signature is at the end, twice.

I nominate this email for the 2008 HDH Email of the Year.

El Padrino said...

listen obama plays the part
but he got exposed last night

it was like pecos talking about how big is balls are then someone pulls his fat pants down and we all laugh at the pair of gerbil nuts that barely dangle

he just aint ready to president
over his head

and I DONT EVEN LIKE MCCAIN AS PRESIDENT BUT REALLY FEEL HE IS 100% BETTER THEN OBAMER

spaceman spiff said...

i agree with the 'who won the debate' public polls being garbage, think about the type of person that would go online after the debate and vote on that shit, dems like rev come to mind

spaceman spiff said...

"it was like pecos talking about how big is balls are then someone pulls his fat pants down and we all laugh at the pair of gerbil nuts that barely dangle"

hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

hope romo plays and injures his hand worse so he can miss the season. also, he fumbles a lot already, taping his pinky to the next finger wont help

spaceman spiff said...

dewitt and furcal are collecting from their barbers right now

spaceman spiff said...

morning Z

El Padrino said...

for real

furcal wft

Jugdish said...

furc(wa)l

Keith S said...

"why do people insist on injecting race into this?"

Because it's there and it's easy

Jugdish said...

also its the presidential RACE

Beth said...

Jug, I've decided next time I win a bet from you I'm only changing your name but not your pic. I missed the Rev pic the last 3 days.

ns

Keith S said...

"Why couldn't helen keller drive?

Because she was a woman!"


Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's black

Jugdish said...

I did too...it comes in very useful

Keith S said...

I watched about 15 minutes of a debate replay late last night. The only thing that stuck out for me was that every time Obama talked, McCain was making faces like a retard

Keith S said...

Both of my QBs are on a bye this week. Should I pick up O'Sullivan @ NYG or Jeff Garcia vs Seattle?

Jugdish said...

I'd go with Garcia.

Keith S said...

"anyone who saw that debate and has the ability to be fair..."


Pot...kettle...black

El Padrino said...

are you saying i'm not fair

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"it was like pecos talking about how big is balls are then someone pulls his fat pants down and we all laugh at the pair of gerbil nuts that barely dangle"



Sound like somebody is constantly trying to overcompensate for a lack of cock & balls.

El Padrino said...

yes, i know

it's pecos

Keith S said...

"are you saying i'm not fair"

You're pretty far to the right

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yes, i know

it's pecos"


what's it like being so insecure?

Keith S said...

Awesome, Kordell Stewart is an NFL analyst for ESPN's 1st take. He just threw it back to the studio and it was intercepted

Steve said...

has anybody been able to figure out how large "Joe's" plumbing business is?

Is he over or under the 250k mark?

Jugdish said...

My guess is over since he would be taxed my Obama's plan for change. The one where the "rich" need to be more patriotic and pay more taxes.

Jugdish said...

Gas down to 2.83 today...I think it was 2.95 on Monday

sweet!

Keith S said...

Doesn't jug make his own fuel?

Jugdish said...

Yes I do. Notice I said gas was down to that price...I didn't say I filled up.

spaceman spiff said...

gas still 3.35 here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. Dude rolls in to work a half hour late like it ain't no thing. Incredible.

Keith S said...

Most of the places around me are $3.15-$3.20 but there is one place that has it at $2.99

Keith S said...

"Wow. Dude rolls in to work a half hour late like it ain't no thing. Incredible."

Did you get stuck in traffic?

El Padrino said...

"what's it like being so insecure?"

me insecure? nonsense. i love myself.

El Padrino said...

"You're pretty far to the right"

but i realzied obamer won the other two debates, or at the very least the second one, first one was just about even

blue said...

gas was 2.93 today...that's the good stuff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"me insecure? nonsense. i love myself."

I'll drop it. But only this one time. Cuz you're not on the kill list.

Jugdish said...

am eye?

Keith S said...

zeke

Did you notice on the 1st episode of the pickup artist that they were at Acme in Scottsdale?

Keith S said...

A grown man crying at his desk might look bad, but today is the happiest day of my life.


Oh rev

Keith S said...

EP, you need to join the fnba league. We have an odd # of teams

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"am eye?"

Not yet.

Jugdish said...

YES!

Jugdish said...

Where did Rev post that?

cmrev might take some issue with that and put some voodoo on him

tem said...

"Wow. Dude rolls in to work a half hour late like it ain't no thing. Incredible."

i do this nearly every day.

Keith S said...

"Where did Rev post that?"

ESPN featured comment

Jugdish said...

never mind...i saw it

tem said...

i filled up yesterday for 2.79.

i saw it for 2.69 today.

Jugdish said...

i saw it for 2.69 today.



thank you George Bush!

Steve said...

"thank you George Bush!"


please, oh please god, tell me that was an [s]

Jugdish said...

He should get just as much credit for them dropping as he does for them rising.

blue said...

i'm excited for the lower oil prices

El Padrino said...

"EP, you need to join the fnba league. We have an odd # of teams"

plese repost pathword

blue said...

he wasn't to blame for either....market economics and a weakening dollar were to blame...and now the dollar is strengthening because stupid european banks are finally starting to fail and lower interest rates....losers.

JFreak said...

password = deluxeismize

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why isn't cheap gas one of THE main issues with these campaigns? Fuck alternative fuels. I just want my gas to cost like a buck fitty.

El Padrino said...

League ID you apes

tem said...

41192

blue said...

damn dirty apes

JFreak said...

You only asked for the password.

Beth said...

"me insecure? nonsense. i love myself."

Truer words may never have been spoken on LOV.

El Padrino said...

i'm in

El Padrino said...

i'm so in love with beff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Truer words may never have been spoken on LOV."

rome

Keith S said...

Los Verdads

Keith S said...

On this day in 1983...

American golfer Lanny Wadkins hit an 80-yard wedge shot to the pin and then tapped the ball into the hole to clinch a United States victory in the Ryder Cup

Keith S said...

Dubai sucks

blue said...

pretty sure you can't have sex in public legally in the US either

Keith S said...

W(all)hitlock was dumb today

Keith S said...

You can if you're drunk

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Only about an hour and a half left. Can't wait to get the fuck out.

tem said...

it is cold here and i have to play softball. i wish it would rain.

Keith S said...

wuss

Beth said...

"pretty sure you can't have sex in public legally in the US either"

Yeah, but if you do and get caught (AHIIK from my experience :-)) you won't normally get any jail time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jeezus chris. Dude just drove 100 yards to the chinese joint to pick up his lunch. And mind you, we park in the back of the building. Shit just don't make no goddamn sense.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"it is cold here and i have to play softball. i wish it would rain."


Put on some windpants and quit yer bitchin'.

Keith S said...

"Jeezus chris. Dude just drove 100 yards to the chinese joint to pick up his lunch. And mind you, we park in the back of the building. Shit just don't make no goddamn sense."

Do your feet hurt?

blue said...

did meiz get the kung pao

Jugdish said...

meiz likes his chicken spicy!

Keith S said...

Cream of sumyungguy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I drive as little as possible. So no, it wasn't me.

Steve said...

damn! 3 months for a little public bump and grind.

no wonder those people are so angry over there.

blue said...

people in dubai aren't angry...people in dubai are rich...filthy rich

blue said...

so rich they built and indoor ski mountain in the middle of the desert..

steve's buddies should have gone there for the bachelor party

Jugdish said...

steve's buddies should have gone there for the bachelor party



Then they couldn't recreate that scene from Deliverance.

tem said...

"wuss"

pretty much. it is cold. you have forgotten about cold.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Should I drop SD or NYJ defense in favor of Tim Hightower?

El Padrino said...

Polamulu is right

Keith S said...

"pretty much. it is cold. you have forgotten about cold."

It was 55 here when we played on Sunday night. Noone complained

Keith S said...

"Should I drop SD or NYJ defense in favor of Tim Hightower?"

How's your scoring? Do you get credit for return yards?

tem said...

55 is not cold.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How's your scoring? Do you get credit for return yards?"

No.

Keith S said...

The temp in Columbus right now is 57° and you said it was cold


NEXT

tem said...

will it be 57 when i play?

tem said...

was it 57 when i said it was cold?

tem said...

am i playing in columbus?

Keith S said...

Yeah it was.

tem said...

better quit jumping on that conclusions mat.

Keith S said...

The low is supposed to be 45. It won't be 45 when you play, it will be probably around 50.

Keith S said...

Pretty sure you're playing in Cbus

Steve said...

"steve's buddies should have gone there for the bachelor party"

Negative!

Those people are no longer my friends. I have disassociated myself with them due to what I believe was a severe lack in judgment.

If somebody is willing to throw a bachelor part on a mountain in WV, they are capable of anything and can not be trusted.

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