Wednesday, October 08, 2008

I drive truck, breaks arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.

This week's entry is Winner Takes It All by Sammy Hagar from the 1987 classic, Over The Top. Watch the video, Sammy does a pretty awesome jump kick at about the 37 second mark. If you haven't seen the movie (Tem, I'm looking at you) go down to BestBuy, spend the $5 and buy the DVD, then stop off and get some booze and prepare yourself for the awesomeness. It's got arm wrestling, truck driving and a whole lot of 80's montages that involve arm wrestling, and truck driving. I think there is even a montage that involves arm wrestling WHILE driving a truck at the same time. Terry Funk plays a body guard that throws Stallone through a plate glass window. Yeah, I said Terry Funk plays a body guard that throws Stallone through a plate glass window. It's got all of that, AND Stallone's son's name in the movie is Mike Hawk (say it out loud a few times if you don't get it). Yes. Mike Hawk.

Avocado Festival: not bad. It was about an hour drive and it was overcast the entire time. There were lots of small festival mainstays; people in booths selling overpriced handmade stuff that had nothing to do with avocados. There were also three different stages with cover bands (sadly, New Day Rising was not on the bill). I was unbelievably bored when the girlfriend was shopping and had to stop off at nearly every booth. She made it up to me later when we lost track of time at a bar down the street. Her brother and sister-in-law stopped by (sister-in-law's parents live up there and they were visiting) and they bought like four rounds. I bought some avocados right before we left, I put them in a brown paperbag when we got back and they're STILL harder than Beth's dick after watching a Megan Fox/Scarlett Johansson sex tape.

In other news, Lean Pockets were 6 for $10. I loaded up on Cheeseburger Pockets. Bombsauce.

Maybe I should get to some sporting news.

Elgin Baylor out, Mike Dunleavy in. Honestly, Dunleavy's been doing the job for the last couple of years anyway, so it's no real biggie. Baylor's workday mainly consisted of searching YouTube for videos to email to his friends and answering his phone "Not now, I'm busy watching some dood gets kicked in the nuts" when another GM calls him. Man, I really need to get me one of those GM jobs.

Woman charged with stalking Luke Walton. "I could tell by the stuff she was saying that she's not all there in the head -- which makes me feel bad for her. At the same time, most people who go on killing sprees are people who aren't all there in the head." Way to be completely racist against psychos and serial killers, Luke. Your father raised you better than that.

And finally...CUBS SUCK. Go Dodgers!

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Beth said...

In case you didn't know, today is apparently National Tube Top Day.

Whoever chose the date for this isn't too smart though - it clearly needs to be when it's warmer.

Steve said...

"needs to be when it's warmer."

i don't know about that, i think a woman wearing a tube top in cold weather could have it's advantages.

Jugdish said...

From last night: "McCain simply can not win now."


Now I understand that Obama is ahead in the polls, but how on earth do you get that from watching last night's debate?

El Padrino said...

outstanding job t

El Padrino said...

yeah really, cuz obama really distanced himself with the same thing he's been saying since April

El Padrino said...

gimme a break

El Padrino said...

i got nothing new from that debate other than obama still sucks at foreign policy

Jugdish said...

and he sound like The Rock

El Padrino said...

It doesnt matter what the healt care reform is like!

El Padrino said...

America needs to know it's role and let me be president.

Jugdish said...

I would like to see Obama call McCain a jabroni just once.

Jugdish said...

I would also like to hear McCain say: "You're not gonna fall for the banana in your tailpipe?"

tem said...

arm wrasslin and truck drivin??

i'm in.

tem said...

by the by good post.

tem said...

did anyone notice last night that spiff has a fm?

i did not know that.

El Padrino said...

knew that
he goes to hawaii with her

she's hawaiian, i think

Jugdish said...

I missed that.

Beth said...

"did anyone notice last night that spiff has a fm?"

I'm curious, do we know if Spiff is Meiz-size? He seems to be able to eat quite a bit with all those food challenges.

tem said...

"I'm curious, do we know if Spiff is Meiz-size? "

that was my follow up question.

he eats a freakin lot.

Jugdish said...

I'm curious, do we know if Spiff is Meiz-size? He seems to be able to eat quite a bit with all those food challenges.



Beth thinks Spiff got himself a large Samoan chick.

El Padrino said...

"I'm curious, do we know if Spiff is Meiz-size? "

no chance, he's Asian
and young, metabolism

El Padrino said...

i eat just as much at times

Jugdish said...

no chance, he's Asian
and young, metabolism


You never know...he could be a sumo wrestler

tem said...

from CNN.com

"Wall Street cheers rate cut "



DOW -508


doesn't seem like they are cheering.

tem said...

"i eat just as much at times"

big difference between "at times" and "every day."

Beth said...

"i eat just as much at times"

Yeah, but you keep your weight down running from the barber...

Beth said...

And spiff is really asian? I couldn't remember if that was a truth or a running joke.

El Padrino said...

"Yeah, but you keep your weight down running from the barber..."

football and basketball as well
and walking (work route includes alot of walking)

Jugdish said...

I saw unleaded for 2.99 a gallon this morning.

blue said...

spiff is asian/mexican if i remember correctly

Beth said...

"football and basketball as well
and walking (work route includes alot of walking)"

Funny, my work involves a lot of lying down...

(figured I'd make the joke before anyone else did)

Steve said...

"I saw unleaded for 2.99 a gallon this morning"

that's because Obama won the debate.

blue said...

spiff is very secretive, but I did know he had a lady friend...but i didn't know she was a fmspiff...thought she was just a gfspiff

El Padrino said...

I ♥ beth

Jugdish said...

that's because Obama won the debate.


::blank stare::

blue said...

"she's not my special lady friend, i'm just trying to help her conceive"

Beth said...

"I ♥ beth"

I appreciate that EP, but don't forget about the restraining order.

tem said...

"thought she was just a gfspiff"

same

tem said...

"Funny, my work involves a lot of lying down..."

and kneeling, don't forget the kneeling.

El Padrino said...

"I appreciate that EP, but don't forget about the restraining order."

200 yards is just unfair binoculars are expensive you know

El Padrino said...

market up, they like

Beth said...

BTW, today's comments alone are a good example of why fmb will never know about LOV. :-)

El Padrino said...

giant nichole sczeringer spread

Jugdish said...

BTW, today's comments alone are a good example of why fmb will never know about LOV. :-)



already keeping secrets huh?

tem said...

nicole s:

who?

El Padrino said...

beth let's stop this fmb stuff and proclaim to LOV that I am the real FMB

Beth said...

"already keeping secrets huh?"

Oh you have no idea...

blue said...

i didn't know EP was a lawyer

FMB said...

hi honey

FMB said...

just tell them
the game is over

Jugdish said...

Oh you have no idea...


Did you get that hymenoplasty?

Beth said...

"beth let's stop this fmb stuff and proclaim to LOV that I am the real FMB"

NY has the best polygamists.

FMB said...

me and beth at home last firday night

Beth said...

Hey, is that really a pic of you EP/FMB?

Steve said...

is that the real ep?

you even look like a New Yorker.

Beth said...

"you even look like a New Yorker."

He even has the chain and scruffy facial hair and everything.

FMB said...

that's me, the man you fell in love with

Beth said...

We need Zeke to do an in-depth analysis of the neck though to see if that's a fake pic or not. He's the best at that!

s

Jugdish said...

that's me, the man you fell in love with


She didn't even recognize you...that's not a good sign.

Beth said...

"the man you fell in love with"

Yep, mom always told me to hold out for a married guy with a gambling addiction who hides his losses from his wife.

WADR of course EP.

FMB said...

"Yep, mom always told me to hold out for a married guy with a gambling addiction who hides his losses from his wife."

As opposed to a woman who lies about her internet use?

FMB said...

that's real baby

posted this on my own blog a while back

Beth said...

"As opposed to a woman who lies about her internet use?"

I'm just protecting him from himself, guys can get so possessive.

blue said...

EP has posted pictures of himself before...he's not afraid

blue said...

luckily none of the pictures were of him kissing a dude

WADR to meiz

FMB said...

So guys me and the misses are getting married July 4th weekend at Hilton Head. You'll all be invited!

: )

Jugdish said...

Is that in Utah?

Beth said...

"So guys me and the misses are getting married July 4th weekend at Hilton Head. You'll all be invited!"

Hey, that could happen (with the real fmb)......in 2010.

Actually, the wedding in Hilton Head could happen. LOV getting invited, not so much. :-)

FMB said...

"Hey, that could happen (with the real fmb)......in 2010."

stop the lies and lov is invited
we spoke about this

tem said...

"So guys me and the misses are getting married July 4th weekend at Hilton Head. You'll all be invited!"

i'll be there anyway probably. i'll stop by.

blue said...

i'm just gonna go, invited or not

tem said...

my gift will be knee pads for the bride and a bunch of lottery tickets for the groom.

tem said...

i still want to crash the as. wedding.

blue said...

"my gift will be knee pads for the bride and a bunch of lottery tickets for the groom."

trust me...once you get married, the only thing she'd use the knee pads for is volleyball

Jugdish said...

My gift will be a box of fresh Wyoming air.

tem said...

"the only thing she'd use the knee pads for is volleyball"

she uses them to advance her career.

i didn't mean she'd need them for anything her and "fmb" would be doing.

Beth said...

"stop the lies and lov is invited"

Man, imagine how expensive inviting LOV would be, what with Meiz, Rev and Spiff eating and all of LOV drinking. (Except for tem, he'd be fake drunk of course.)

FMB said...

wedding crashers

Jugdish said...

he got off lucky

FMB said...

"Man, imagine how expensive inviting LOV would be, what with Meiz, Rev and Spiff eating and all of LOV drinking. (Except for tem, he'd be fake drunk of course.)"

open bar solves all
as far as the dinner goes meiz wouldnt eat the steak, too good for him

big rev would smash the venetian hour though

blue said...

yes, but you could buy cheap beer for kod and the like

Steve said...

Our receptionist has a cloth bandage wrapped around her wrist cause "it's hurts" to type.

Goddammit, event non IT people in IT shops are nerds.

I gotta find a new line work.

blue said...

a bottle of fleishman's is like $3 for meiz

blue said...

"it's hurts"

is hilarity

blue said...

does "it's put the lotion on" too

Steve said...

wedding.


Ya'll can have the booze and a food, i'll take the bride.

Well, I'll take the bride and the booze, ya'll can have the food.

tem said...

"Except for tem, he'd be fake drunk of course."


yeah but it takes a lot of $$$ to get me fake drunk.

Jugdish said...

Apparently he is not a cheap fake drunk.

blue said...

just tell tem there will be fake cheerleaders there too

Beth said...

How can it be expensive to get fake drunk? Water should work - you can even tell people it's straight gin, tequila or vodka.

blue said...

maybe he needs expensive water

blue said...

like perrier or evian

Beth said...

He's from wava, he's happy if it's clear I'd think.

tem said...

what's water?

tem said...

"How can it be expensive to get fake drunk?"

if you want i will show you.

Jugdish said...

Its that brownish liquid that comes out of your faucet when you turn it on.

tem said...

"fake drunk" tem is after about 8-10 beers.

"real drunk" tem is even funnier and after a few more.

tem said...

what's a faucet?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My phone's fucked up

Keith S said...

"As opposed to a woman who lies about her internet use?"

And keeps skeletons in the closet

Keith S said...

"i still want to crash the as. wedding."

Feel free. Ya'll can crash the bachelor party, too.

Jugdish said...

what's a faucet?


another word for the hose that runs through that window in your kitchen

FMB said...

T i thought you were gonna go with this today

Beth said...

"And keeps skeletons in the closet"

Trust me, fmas has things she doesn't want you to know about also.

tem said...

what's a kitchen?

Keith S said...

"Trust me, fmas has things she doesn't want you to know about also."

What do you know?

tem said...

"Feel free"

i just need to remember what day it is. or learn it.

blue said...

kitchen is where the microwave is

Jugdish said...

what's a kitchen?


where you cook the varmints you catch in your yard.

FMB said...

"Feel free. Ya'll can crash the bachelor party, too."

i'm game

tem said...

"where you cook the varmints you catch in your yard."

the only hose that run through there are the neighbor girls.

tem said...

also the varmit cookin place is called the burn barrel.

FMB said...

homer matt moseley may not be a homer

blue said...

stupid dow

blue said...

chance of snow here this weekend...awesome (ns)

Beth said...

"Trust me, fmas has things she doesn't want you to know about also."
"What do you know?"

I know she's female, we keep secrets.

(Actually, I should probably say I assume she's female.)

tem said...

snow is wicked.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i still want to crash the as. wedding."


Thursday's a tough day to be crashing a wedding.

tem said...

"Thursday's a tough day to be crashing a wedding."

why? is there increased security?

or because it is mid week and i should be at work?

blue said...

why it would be awesome to be an executive

we're going bankrupt, but never fear, we can still have our spa getaway

blue said...

crashing weddings on thursdays is tough because that's when "the office" is on

blue said...

cue tem's ::blank stare::

Jugdish said...

that tics me off blue

tem said...

they needed to chillax.

tem said...

i know what the office is.

blue said...

i think it's hilarious.

we should make sure we bail these kind of companies out.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"or because it is mid week and i should be at work?"

sort of. You'd need to take 2 days off.

"crashing weddings on thursdays is tough because that's when "the office" is on"

10-4

blue said...

actually it's on at 8 here, but i get what you're saying meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where's my bailout money?

Jugdish said...

Where's my bailout money?


It was used to pay off your tab at the liquor store and bowling alley.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't run tabs

blue said...

i wish i could run a tab like norm

FMB said...

norm is my hero

FMB said...

meiz you rocking a tube top today?

FMB said...

i'm going back to el pad, beth dont want to play no more

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i wish i could run a tab like norm"


Yeah, until the barber comes a callin'.

blue said...

norm is everyone's hero...if you don't ♥ norm, you're not american

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz you rocking a tube top today?"

maybe

spaceman spiff said...

i am NOT meiz size

6'3" 200

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i am NOT meiz size

6'3" 200"


Ummm...6'3" 217

spaceman spiff said...

"He only showed anger because local columnist Randy Galloway had the audacity to suggest that the team basically "stunk" after the first quarter. Not caring for Galloway's wording, Phillips reportedly told him, "I think you stink" as he passed him on the way to the locker room."

nice zing there wade

S

blue said...

wade's the better

El Padrino said...

hilarity

spaceman spiff said...

"Ummm...6'3" 217"

thats pecos size

meiz size is 6'3" 250+

El Padrino said...

217 aint that bad, if that's not pecosian you aint that fat meiz

Steve said...

"217"

he forgot to mention that was 10 years ago.

blue said...

217 is with one foot off the scale

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"217 aint that bad, if that's not pecosian you aint that fat meiz"


I've lost 20lbs since the "fat queer" picture.

spaceman spiff said...

oden looked like a beast last night, against hawes, but still. he did look chunky though

Beth said...

Someone just sent me this email:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

tem said...

i got that email yesterday, it was funny.

spaceman spiff said...

why would any small timer invest in an airline, cant they go belly up at any time

tem said...

if those stats for folks are true then i am the fat winner. (non rev division)

tem said...

i'm about 205, but only 5'11"

tem said...

"why would any small timer invest in an airline, cant they go belly up at any time"

i don't think the "drink beer" analysis needs that much thought.

Steve said...

"i don't think the "drink beer" analysis needs that much thought."


i2i

Beth said...

"i'm about 205, but only 5'11"

But of course it's all muscle, right Tem?

Beth said...

if those stats for folks are true, ahiik,then i am the fat winner. (non rev division)

*fixed

tem said...

it usedtacould be all muscle.

now it ain't. i need to workout.

tem said...

good fix.

tem said...

now my fat as. is going to lunch.

JFreak said...

Steve, you can't just say i2i.

El Padrino said...

oh shit jfreak!

El Padrino said...

tem's a fatty too

interesting
that's like 4 fatties

blue said...

i'm about tem size...6ft 205. I don't consider myself fat though, although the BMI says differently.

I was fat when i was 225

Beth said...

"interesting
that's like 4 fatties"

Wow, imagine that, a blog where about a third of the conversation is about food has 4 "fatties" on it. I'm stunned.

s

Next thing you know someone on here will be starting a blog just about food...

Beth said...

At least kod and I bring the average LOV weight (and height) way down. :-)

blue said...

bmi says that at 6ft, you have to be like 175 to not be considered overweight.

that's bullshit. When I was playing basketball and in outstanding shape, i was 6ft 185, and considered "overweight"

BMI does not take muscle mass into consideration

El Padrino said...

kod's moving in with a chick and lives in bejimi, mn

he'll be a bowling ball in no time

El Padrino said...

BMI is fraudulous.

troof.

blue said...

that was like 12 years ago...and about 42,387 beers ago

isiah thomas said...

*turns hat around*

isiah thomas said...

what's up peckerheads?

isiah thomas said...

post looks good, no time to be reading it now though, TPS be crazy, you.

Keith S said...

"the only hose that run through there are the neighbor girls."

ISWYDT

Keith S said...

Goddman dog needs to learn how to sleep through the goddman night

Keith S said...

I like how when the Cubs lose, freak loses the logo. Good fan.

Beth said...

"BMI is fraudulous."

Very true, I know some triathletes who are in amazing shape and they'd be considered overweight by their BMI.

isiah thomas said...

and they're STILL harder than Beth's dick after watching a Megan Fox/Scarlett Johansson sex tape.

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jeebus chris T, hilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna start selling UPS & FedEx supplies. 100% profit.

Keith S said...

"I know she's female, we keep secrets.

(Actually, I should probably say I assume she's female.)"




Oh, it stings.


(S)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"In other news, Lean Pockets were 6 for $10."


Holy shit.

blue said...

put the UPS and FedEx supplies on Ebay

Beth said...

"Oh, it stings."

Yep, probably as much as Tyler's dick joke about me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Goddman dog needs to learn how to sleep through the goddman night"


In a box lined with a blanket, with a little clock that tick-tocks, covered with a blanket.


You're welcome.

Keith S said...

mize
WGT site is live now.

isiah thomas said...

Pecos was 6'1" two years ago.

isiah thomas said...

In a box lined with a blanket, with a little clock that tick-tocks, covered with a blanket.

you know we don't speak spanish

Keith S said...

Why would I put my dog in a box?

spaceman spiff said...

so that it stops bitching

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"WGT site is live now."

I saw that. Have to hit it up.

isiah thomas said...

one of the best parts of Over the Top was when he worked out his arm in the cab of his truck while driving.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Why would I put my dog in a box?"

because its dark.

blue said...

over the top is an outstanding movie

blue said...

robert loggia as the mean ass father in law...don't even trip

blue said...

the guy who drinks motor oil to get pumped for his arm wrestling match

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tyler should incorporate sports movies in all of his posts.

El Padrino said...

nobody puts dog in the box

El Padrino said...

a guy who couldnt hold down a gig for his posts is giving advice to a guy who already has a sweet gig for his posts

hilarity

that was like on my blog you told me to stay away from the McChicken Sandwhich cuz it's bad for me

Keith S said...

"because its dark."

I should rephrase my initial comment. The dog sleeps fine. He just has to piss every 3 hours throughout the night.

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