Friday, October 31, 2008

El Pad's Weekly Betting Forum

Where I Stand:

Cash $857.50

Picks 23-21 (beth is 2-1)

I hate it when the Jets are the early game. Next year the package is a must. Mzelpad wanted to know why Chad Bradford was throwing like a girl. I attempted to explain to her that he's throwing sidearm not underhand but it did not work. You know what I just realized. We haven't given Freak any grief over the Colts. It's painfully obvious the window has closed and not just closed but shackled down. As if a hurricane is coming. Sad. I blame Lucas Oil Field.

Why are you wearing your costume jokes are lame and tired. Punch people in the jaw if they say that to you. Halloween is here. When I was a single youngin' halloween was a gteed good night out. For whatever reason girls put out on Halloween. It starts with them wearing something totally slutty, then playing the part, then getting a golden shower somewhere in the wee hours. Good times. Good luck tonight Tem, we are all rooting for you.

I don't like any college games. I thought about taking the points in the Georgia game but I could see Florida whipping thier ass. So I'll advise you to stay away.

Tampa Bay -9.5 over KC (Straight Bet : $200)
Bucs 24, KC 3. And since it's as easy as that I would like to mention that for the most part, I don't like jewish people.

Arizona - 3 over St. Loo (Straight Bet : $200)
Bucking the trend. Alert: a west coast team travelling east for a 1pm start. But Kurt Warner returning the place where he put MVP trophies in his pocket like car keys is the bigger story. He throws for 338, 3 TD's and one giant christian smile. AZ rolls and breaks the win column for the west coast teams travelling east (even though it's not really east, east as in the seabord).

Green Bay +6 over Titans (Straight Bet : $150)
Green Bay wins outright (maybe). Rested, Grant and White/Johnson might combine for 70 rushes in this game. The x-factor in this game for the Titans is the speed of Chris Johnson. But the x-factor on the Green Bay side is a more important player. Aaron Rodgers. He makes some throws late that make 2% of the GB population to forget #4 and the great part about it is, he throws 0 picks this game. Something the Titans have had the benefit of having (plus ratio on those annoying turnovers). I also have some monster ATS numbers for you to chew on. GB are 11-3-1 ATS in their last 15 road games. That is money.

Off a the track for a minute I can't wait for the 12-4 Titans to host a playoff game. I like they way they play football.


Houston @ Minnesota under 47. (Straight Bet : $50)
This is just to appease the man they call Deke.

Bonus bet.....Knicks getting 8 points in Philly. They crowned they asses already. Ridiculous.

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Jugdish said...

GO MCCAIN!!! ----------------->

Jugdish said...

WE NEED CHANGE!!!! ---------->
I CHANGED MY MIND!!! -------->

tem said...

rev likes mccain now?

El Padrino said...

nice work jug, you upstaged my post with 2 comments

you are legend

Jugdish said...

Good to see steve and al qaeda share the same viewpoint

blue said...

everyone knows steve

Jugdish said...

Obama already backing off campaign promises

blue said...

he has to back off, he knows he's going to win now, and he's like "oh shit, how am i gonna do all that stuff i said I would"

in another week it'll be "that's not exactly what i promised"

then in 2 months it'll be "i just said that to get elected.... ahahahaha"

El Padrino said...

obama winning would be a disaster

blue said...

i'm dressed as charlie chaplin today...i'm the only one here in a costume...it's awkward

blue said...

"obama winning would be a disaster"

you mine as well start preparing for it

tem said...

it'll be the greatest thing ever!!!!

tem said...

isn't fox news the really republican news outlet?

blue said...

yes it is

Jugdish said...

fox news is really the only one that would be considered conservative...ALL the other ones are liberal. Obama has quotes backing off campaign promises.

Beth said...

"i'm dressed as charlie chaplin today...i'm the only one here in a costume...it's awkward"

And there are 3 people dressed as joker in my office.

Jugdish said...

If you go to foxnews right now you'll see a story on there about an iraq war veteren endorsing McCain in a youtube video that over 11 million people have seen. You won't find that video even mentioned on the communist news network (CNN).

What you will see on CNN is "McCain may lose his home state"

Jugdish said...

I'm dressed as jug

tem said...

is beth dressed as slutty nurse?


or did she wear a costume today?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the over in the Houston/Minnesota game.


I'd be willing to do 2 days name/pic on this one, if you're game.

Beth said...

Is anyone besides Zeke a 30 Rock fan on here, I forget. If so, what'd you think of last night's season premiere. I thought it was decent but it felt like they were trying too hard.

tem said...

"What you will see on CNN is "McCain may lose his home state""


if he asks me i'll let him know where to find it.

Jugdish said...

good one

tem said...

ok got it.

fox news = republican

all other news = democrat

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm dressed as charlie chaplin today...i'm the only one here in a costume...it's awkward"


Can you at least take your hat off?

Beth said...

No costume for me today Tem. That stopped when I went from working at a sports bar to working in a law office. But when I did wear one it WAS a bit slutty. :-)

blue said...

he's old and senile, he probably loses things all the time

Jugdish said...

cmjug and i are going to a halloween party tomorrow night and this is our costume.

We did a search on cheap halloween costumes and found that.

blue said...

"Can you at least take your hat off?"

nope, then i'd just look like blhitler

Jugdish said...

except she will have a third outlet over her face






s

blue said...

i know a couple who are doing the plug and outlet thing...except she's the plug and he's the outlet...it's awkward

Jugdish said...

i would think so...doesn't he have any friends to put a stop to that?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Obama already backing off campaign promises"


What candidate doesn't?

tem said...

by the by gay couples would wear the outlet costume on backwards.

Jugdish said...

does he have the outlet thing on backwards?

Jugdish said...

outlet costume backwards i2i

blue said...

"i would think so...doesn't he have any friends to put a stop to that?"

no, he thinks it's funny...

"whatever dude" is the reaction he got from me

El Padrino said...

tem get some strange ass tonight
you have lov at your wings

El Padrino said...

tonight your fishing with dynamite

tem said...

excellent.

i'm going to a halloween party too.

with lov at my side i can not fail.

El Padrino said...

that's the spirit

blue said...

living vicariously through tem

blue said...

is baby EP dressing up?

Jugdish said...

is tem dressing up?

buy a rubber mask like this ---->

tem said...

tem is going as bela karolyi.

blue said...

i thought about dressing up in a ski outfit and acting like i was going to a bachelor party

blue said...

but i didn't think that was very believable

tem said...

nice.

blue said...

sources have confirmed that kod is dressing up as an angry elf

Jugdish said...

elp should have dressed like gollum

El Padrino said...

"is baby EP dressing up?"

up until last night she was minnie mouse (adddooorrrraaabbleee) but she at the buttons off the costume so not sure now, maybe be swithcing to the princess costume we had as backup

what about baby blue

El Padrino said...

i'm dressing up as deke

brew crew jersey
hold a camera while shaking my hand
tell lies
give a few woe is me stories

done and done

Jugdish said...

don't forget your inflatable Deluxe doll

blue said...

baby blue is dressing up as a pumpkin/jack o lantern...it's a good costume

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's funny because I'm going as EP tomorrow.

I'm gonna wear as much jewelry as I can
Wear a crown
Wear $500 shoes
Turn out my empty pockets and have 2 buddies follow me around. 1 dressed as a banker and the other with a pistol and a pair of scissors

blue said...

touché

Jugdish said...

don't forget your eli blow up doll

blue said...

polls are showing obama is winning by anywhere from 3% to 11%...that's a pretty wide margin of difference

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh, and I'm gonna keep asking everybody why they keep eating the shitty food the hostess made.

El Padrino said...

jug loves blow up dolls

El Padrino said...

i love deke

Jugdish said...

i don't love them, but i like them a great deal

blue said...

hostess cupcakes?

El Padrino said...

beff i dvr's 30 rock
i'll peep at some point this weekend

El Padrino said...

"I'm gonna wear as much jewelry as I can"

in real life i only wear a cross, diamond ring, watch, and wedding ring

no bracelets

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"in real life i only wear a cross, diamond ring, watch, and wedding ring"



that's plenty

blue said...

no gold chains?

El Padrino said...

"no gold chains?"

one, the cross of haysooz

not multiple and no christ heads

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"no gold chains?"


What do you think the cross is on?

El Padrino said...

giant order into Rosie's
i went overboard

bossman paying

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Check my "blog" for a picture of EP

blue said...

"What do you think the cross is on?"

cmblue's cross is on a platinum chain...

blue said...

he looks like a gourd

El Padrino said...

couple of posts down, ms paint job

Beth said...

"in real life i only wear a cross, diamond ring, watch, and wedding ring"

This is still more jewelry than probably 90% of the guys I know wear.

Of course most guys take off their wedding rings before I see them...

phreak said...

NFL Head Coach is not a bad game.

blue said...

EP looks like Mr T in meiz's post

Beth said...

And Meiz, since you dont work for UPS, shouldn't your job description on your site be "mail store lackey" instead of "UPS store lackey"?

El Padrino said...

"This is still more jewelry than probably 90% of the guys I know wear."

really?
i figure the only thing that's extra is the diamond ring

odd

Jugdish said...

I'm not even sure if I'd consider a watch jewelry

Beth said...

"i figure the only thing that's extra is the diamond ring"

The diamond ring is the one that puts it over the top. Is it a flashy one?

What am I saying, of course it's a flashy one, it's NY.

El Padrino said...

well, it is but i see your point

El Padrino said...

i'll take a pic of it

it's got 12 crushed diamonds on it in like a pattern

it's lovely actually

Beth said...

Do you turn your ring to the inside of your hand when you ride the subway? I've always heard women should do that with their diamond rings.

El Padrino said...

"Do you turn your ring to the inside of your hand when you ride the subway? I've always heard women should do that with their diamond rings."

I am not a woman so no but do advise woman i know to do this when riding the subway alone off hours (rush hour your fine)

blue said...

diamonds are EP's best friend

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm not even sure if I'd consider a watch jewelry"


We're talking about EP here. That bezel is guaranteed to be iced the fuck out.

Jugdish said...

Do you turn your ring to the inside of your hand when you ride the subway?


Are you kidding? It doubles as a brass knuckle

El Padrino said...

"We're talking about EP here. That bezel is guaranteed to be iced the fuck out."

no man, i aint a rapper bro

El Padrino said...

beth, my ring

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP is thisclose with Jacob.

blue said...

cufflinks?

El Padrino said...

i dont wear cufflinks

one day maybe i will

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cufflinks?"

Straight from Sierra Leone

Beth said...

Actually EP, that ring isn't nearly as pimped out as I imagined.

El Padrino said...

thank you

i'm not a gawdy man people

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its a very pretty man ring

blue said...

anthony gonzalez or eddie royal


this is why i'm in last place

El Padrino said...

royal

tem said...

tem wears no jewelry.

El Padrino said...

and i'm taking Tampa in the suicide pool

Jugdish said...

who are you playing?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The debate in my $$FNBA is getting thick

blue said...

"who are you playing?"

zorse phorce

Jugdish said...

you should sit them both

Jugdish said...

zorse force is on the rise

Keith S said...

I'm dressing up as Mr. Kotter today

blue said...

when does buffaro play in toronto? is that this weekend?

Keith S said...

I can't figure out level 26 on the suicide game

blue said...

i've never played this suicide game, but i do know one thing...there are too many levels

El Padrino said...

not this weekend

Keith S said...

Ah, I got it

spaceman spiff said...

i beat the salaryman game but i keep on playing it, havent been able to get through the whole game without restarting a level(not including the trick levels)

El Padrino said...

weird

El Padrino said...

link to game?

Keith S said...

It's on LoG

blue said...

desean jackson or julius jones at the flex spot...no ppr

El Padrino said...

desean

blue said...

i'm a 34 pt favorite in the keeper league..i'd take those points

blue said...

is TP even managering his keeper league team?

we need change! said...

i'm dressing up as deke

brew crew jersey
hold a camera while shaking my hand
tell lies
give a few woe is me stories

done and done

hilarity

That's funny because I'm going as EP tomorrow.

I'm gonna wear as much jewelry as I can
Wear a crown
Wear $500 shoes
Turn out my empty pockets and have 2 buddies follow me around. 1 dressed as a banker and the other with a pistol and a pair of scissors

we need change! said...

That's funny because I'm going as EP tomorrow.

I'm gonna wear as much jewelry as I can
Wear a crown
Wear $500 shoes
Turn out my empty pockets and have 2 buddies follow me around. 1 dressed as a banker and the other with a pistol and a pair of scissors

equal hilarity

El Padrino said...

awesome game

we need change! said...

re: 30 Rock

I thought it was pretty dang funny (not totally double dang funny though). I can see how one would think they were trying too hard.

the rumors line was good
the boss's daughter signature was good
there were a few more LOLs also.

we need change! said...

polls are showing obama is winning by anywhere from 3% to 11%...that's a pretty wide margin of difference


one of the problems with these "polls" is that they never give the sample size or margin of error. usually when they do they don't meet the requirements of a good poll (I think a legit poll has to have a sample size of 1500+ and +/- 3% error)

we need change! said...

polls are showing obama is winning by anywhere from 3% to 11%...that's a pretty wide margin of difference

and if these numbers are correct - if Osama doesn't win in a landslide something ain't right*.

we need change! said...

I thought The Office finally brought the ol' heater last night, great episode.

we need change! said...

keef you said something about Leandrino's bad line last night (which it was), the Hornets own the Suns and Nash looked absolutely horrific again against CP3.

I think Nash was -15.

Keith S said...

Where are the polls taken from? Certain states or just voters anywhere? He could get more votes and we'd have a replay of 2000

we need change! said...

*goose steppin all over this bitch

we need change! said...

Where are the polls taken from? Certain states or just voters anywhere?

that's the thing CNN loves to throw out "Osama has a 10 point advantage in the latest polls"

key details are always left out.

we need change! said...

donuss* in the break room this am, don't even trip.

spaceman spiff said...

"polls are showing obama is winning by anywhere from 3% to 11%."

is this a popular vote poll?

we need change! said...

is this a popular vote poll?

always is

spaceman spiff said...

there's protesters and supporters of prop 8(homo marriage) on multiple street corners, its hilarious, they hold their signs up and some run with with your car trying to keep the sign in your view

Jugdish said...

rev?

spaceman spiff said...

pot luck today, and im stealing candy all over the place, good day

spaceman spiff said...

clippers having a closed door meeting after their first game is hilarity

we need change! said...

any podcast dl'ers out there, Dan Patrick Show Hour 2 from 10/29, good interview with barkley.

talk politics and more

Jugdish said...

mize?

El Padrino said...

polls are lies

Jugdish said...

nice 30 minute rant by Romes on his thoughts and feelings about Halloween

El Padrino said...

mccain is leading in early voting for 2 states

El Padrino said...

those are real votes not polls

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I thought The Office finally brought the ol' heater last night, great episode."


Yeah. Michael "singing" the blues was a terrific ending.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"any podcast dl'ers out there, Dan Patrick Show Hour 2 from 10/29, good interview with barkley."

Noted.



And I hate how my iTunes says it keeps the 3 most recent El Tardos, yet they're nowhere to be found.

Keith S said...

Maybe they're listed under "Sports Guy"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's a separate place for podcasts, as.

Jugdish said...

Why did the White Sox encourage the towel waving at playoff games, making it difficult to see the action from very expensive seats? I doubt that I will pay that kind of money in the future to have my view obstructed.
-- Bill, Chicago




what a phag

Jugdish said...

the response:

"People understand when there's a high level of intensity for a game, there will be fans who are more active," Boyer said. "They are going to be up and down more.

"That's part of the reason for purchasing the ticket to be there, to be part of the environment. When it's alive and electric, some times there will be people who will stand up or put things in front of you. So, you have to adjust."

Jugdish said...

Cubs have a papelbon too

El Padrino said...

oh great

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And this is the part where my day goes to shit. Just me & the women for 4 hours.

El Padrino said...

no sg picks to mock

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

yet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I was getting the HOU/MIN game on Sunday. But noooooo, we have to get the Jets game because Bert Farve is the greatest ever.

blue said...

i'm getting nothing

El Padrino said...

why are you so interested in hou/min?

blue said...

because deke ♥ steve slaton

we need change! said...

deke ♥ Gus Frerotte

Jugdish said...

Houston has won 3 in a row, but they have never been a good road team. Plus the Vikings have had 2 weeks to prepare.

Did those 2 defensive players for the Vikings get suspended?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want to see Houston, and I think the game will hit the over

El Padrino said...

something to strive for Deker

Keith S said...

On this day in 1994...

The Chicago Bears honored linebacker Dick Butkus by retiring his uniform jersey number 51 during halftime of a Monday night football game. He had to leave immediately after to coach Deering High in the state playoffs

Keith S said...

"Plus the Vikings have had 2 weeks to prepare."

Yes. Childress is a mastermind when he has an extra week to prepare.


s

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The dumb one is on a "jeepers" kick today

Jugdish said...

its the Texans

Keith S said...

"something to strive for Deker"


Dare I say it?

Jugdish said...

Dare I say it?


i2i

Keith S said...

Is it i2i if you don't say anything?

Jugdish said...

in this case it is...that was easier than typing elfast cumdrino

Keith S said...

EP better watch out with all the cumfasting or his wife may start to grow a goatee

Jugdish said...

Josh Hamilton is on Rome right now. Apparently he was some kind of drug addict.

Keith S said...

That's why he got the flame tatters on his arms, to cover up the needle tracks.

Keith S said...

s

El Padrino said...

who linked that today?
wft

Keith S said...

Hamilton hit a lot over the *wall in the HR Derby

Keith S said...

"who linked that today?
wft"

ctrl+f mize?

Jugdish said...

I did.

blue said...

i had never heard this drug addiction story of josh hamilton...please elaborate

Jugdish said...

meiz

Keith S said...

blocked

blue said...

meiz if he were french

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TOO MANY WOMEN IN THIS STORE

GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET

I NEED A SHOTGUN

OR A GALLAGHER HAMMER

OR A TRANQUILIZER GUN

Keith S said...

mize is angry today

Jugdish said...

cumbluefast

Jugdish said...

that was funny though

we need change! said...

TOO MANY WOMEN IN THIS STORE

GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET

I NEED A SHOTGUN

OR A GALLAGHER HAMMER

OR A TRANQUILIZER GUN

he's just baiting me, nice try deke

Jugdish said...

a meiz i2i

Keith S said...

"he's just baiting me, nice try deke"

No way he went into town for that.

blue said...

"cumbluefast"

somebody linked that? who, when? i want answers!!!

(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

help me. please.

Jugdish said...

el padrino

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize is angry today"

distressed would be the word.

we need change! said...

somebody linked that? who, when? i want answers!!!


I WANT THE TRUTH!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just picked a monster booger. I can breathe so much better now.

blue said...

NASA must not have a lot going on right now

Jugdish said...

at least he isn't angry with the customers today...its his co-workers.

Jugdish said...

not today...flight in a few weeks though

Keith S said...

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