Friday, October 10, 2008

El Pad's Weekly Betting Forum

Where I Stand
Cash : $7.50
Picks: 15-13

Teams I can't quite read.........yet.

Jacksonville : It's obvious their defense is alot weaker than last year's unit. At lease so far.
Colts : Two games handed to them by the other team's ineptitude. Shouldn't even have a win yet.
Dolphins : Dude they are running the single win offense. That totally rocks balls.
San Diego : Two tough losses, trailed in every game. Tomlinson on the decline?????
San Fran : Can they win the NL West now that Seattle can't stop the big play and don't have any WR's that haven't come from the practice squad.
Arizona : See San Fran.
Seattle : Will they find a way to win the division at 8-8? Or will they continue to suck?
Green Bay : Rodgers is good but he might have left some plays on the field the past two games.

Two very good college contests this weekend. Florida/LSU and Ok/Texas. Let's start with the Red River shootout.

Oklahoma -7 over Texas
Honestly this seems like this the first real game of the season for both of these teams. I mean they really haven't played anyone. Colt McCoy is putting up some gaudy numbers but should be. Oklahoma hung 50+ in thier first three games but they should have. Let's delve into a couple of key factors. One, Oklahoma's offensive line is top in the nation. Two, OU's pass rush must get to McCoy. Now McCoy can run but a couple of square hits will change his mind about taking off. I think both teams are very good, maybe even NT good. This game will be close most of the way, Oklahoma scores two unanswered late to win and cover. Ok 31, UT 20 (Straight Bet $100)

Lsu +6 over Florida
Florida is done. If LSU can establish the run it's a wrap. No doubt Florida has the huge QB advantage but if Ole Miss can get a win in the swamp this LSU team can too. When LSU rushes for more yards (in the past 8 matchups) they've won the game. Also this LSU team might be better than last year's NT team. If Tigers can win this weekend, they go to South Carolina and then return to the bayou for 5 straight home games. (Straight Bet : $150)

Back to Pros...

Green Bay -2 over Seattle
If we consider who Green Bay lost too and who Seattle's lone win was against this might be an easy bet. Green Bay lost three in a row, ATL (not a gimme), @ Tampa and Dallas. Seattle has beaten St. Louis. So in short this is the Mike Lowery lock it in the box with yo momma's titties.
Last two times these teams played Green Bay has smashed them, including last year's snowball game. (Straight Bet : $300)

Tampa Bay -1.5 over Carolina
Pretty even spread. Pretty even teams. Advantage Bucs, they are home. Coming off a loss. this bet is void if Griese is playing. He really sucks. Also TB are 6-2 ATS in their last 8 vs. NFC South.
(Straight Bet : $50)

I think St. Louis cover the 14, just sayin. ($50)
NE +5, just a hunch ($50)
Philly -5 over SF, now if they win convincingly I'd be worried. ($100)

Now some Golf Pics from last Saturday......

HAHAHAHAHA, other dude hit it on another fairway. He shot like a 180.














Pissing.
















Again.
















Driver's seat. Yes that's a NY Giant flask and yes it's minez.

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Beth said...

And this makes 6 in a row for 1st comments...

Beth said...

Oh and thanks for the pissing pics EP, just what I wanted to see at 8:15 in the morning.

(S, obviously)

Beth said...

I can only imagine what your golfing partners thought if they saw you taking a piss with a camera (or cell phone camera) in your hand pointing it downwards.

Beth said...

Good thing though that you have a Giants flask and not a Mets one. I've heard Mets flasks are dangerous, as lots of people have choked while drinking from them.

SWIDT?

El Padrino said...

"Oh and thanks for the pissing pics EP, just what I wanted to see at 8:15 in the morning."

your welcome, if you look at the second one closely you can see the tip of my head/prick

again, your welcome.

El Padrino said...

*cue small dick joke, even though that's not the case*

I'm no pecos.

El Padrino said...

actually i should probably remove that pic

El Padrino said...

"Good thing though that you have a Giants flask and not a Mets one. I've heard Mets flasks are dangerous, as lots of people have choked while drinking from them."

A +

El Padrino said...

"I can only imagine what your golfing partners thought if they saw you taking a piss with a camera (or cell phone camera) in your hand pointing it downwards."

in a wooded area, from the teeboxes on the 8th and 16th holes

El Padrino said...

dodgers let em off the hook

Beth said...

"if you look at the second one closely you can see the tip of my head/prick"

What a set up is right for tons of small dick jokes. I'll just make one though:

I like how you refer to the whole thing as "the tip".

El Padrino said...

Tip of the iceberg baby!

Beth said...

And for all The Office fans out there, fantastic episode last night. I had to pause it during the Battlestar Galactica (sp?) scene I was laughing so hard.

Beth said...

Major kudos to this bank robber. Not only did he use Craigslist to confuse the police, he got away on an inner tube.

Tyler said...

"single win offense" is HDH. Mainly because the Dolphins already have two wins.

Tyler said...

Here you go Freak

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Tyler said...

I gotta get ready to sit in traffic. Keep up the good work.

El Padrino said...

nice link t

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The NL West?

tem said...

its nice to see tits at the top.

El Padrino said...

sure is

Jugdish said...

tasty beef faGEEta burrito from the gas station this morning...YUMMY!

tem said...

a fajita burrito?

Jugdish said...

uhhhh...sure

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've been waiting 20 minutes for the new Madden cover pdf to load.

These computers are fucking putrid.

Jugdish said...

beef fajita breakfast burrito

Beth said...

A burrito from a gas station? That joke writes itself.

El Padrino said...

"I've been waiting 20 minutes for the new Madden cover pdf to load."

waste of time

Jugdish said...

real mexicans make these...they are authentic

blue said...

I know tyler pointed it out already, but the single win offense is hilarity at the utmost

Jugdish said...

much like you'd find on the streets of nyc

blue said...

there was a gas station in New Mexico that had the world's greatest breakfast burritos.

blue said...

so, is this like a chipotle sized breakfast burrito?

blue said...

dow opens down 148 pts...i'm excited to see if we can close below 8K today

Jugdish said...

I've actually never been to a chipolte, but one just opened up near by.

Jugdish said...

it was good sized though


TWSS

blue said...

lots of pictures of people holding their heads today...some german, some japanese...even a frenchie

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"waste of time"


I have time to waste. And we have a crazy nice printer here, so it won't look fucking retarded.

Jugdish said...

They have been re-using some of those head holding pictures. I'm a little disappointed.

El Padrino said...

head holding pics here too!

blue said...

"They have been re-using some of those head holding pictures"

that's because all the "head holders" have been laid off now.

or the photographers have been laid off...either or

El Padrino said...

those hr's were a Citizens bank ballpark joke

El Padrino said...

already below 8000

blue said...

I was thinking about putting a montage of head holding pics on a blog...but then decided that would take a lot of time, and then i'd be holding my head

El Padrino said...

wach belongs to Fargo


zeke

Jugdish said...

I was thinking about putting a montage of head holding pics on a blog...but then decided that would take a lot of time, and then i'd be holding my head


i2i...I downloaded at least 10 of them yesterday afternoon. They look funny all together.

blue said...

i'm glad i took most of my money out of the stock market and invested it in aluminum beer cans and glass bottles.

those things don't lose value

Jugdish said...

H in Ohio?? Look out tem!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

40 goddman minutes waiting for a fucking pdf to open. Bossman, you're a cheapskate. And its embarrassing when a customer comes in with a file for us to print, and we can't do it, because the fucking machines won't open the fucking file.

Steve said...

Markets Plunge (the way the news should be)

blue said...

at what point do you just have to start laughing about this whole thing?

is it when we're all standing in line to get gov't bread and milk?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

steve has a bunch of stuff on his task bar area. Must be nice to have a decent pc at work.

tem said...

no, it is now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"is it when we're all standing in line to get gov't bread and milk?"


Free bread? Free milk? Sign me up!

El Padrino said...

palin's high school grades and SAT scores

tem said...

yeah and a gmail account bar with a name.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where's the cheese?

El Padrino said...

bryan batts

is that Billy's brutta?

Beth said...

EP, is that for real? Her SAT is scary low.

Jugdish said...

EP, is that for real?


Its on the interwebs isn't it?

El Padrino said...

bush at 10

El Padrino said...

"EP, is that for real?


Its on the interwebs isn't it?"

Gawker.com

blue said...

it's 10 now

El Padrino said...

"steve has a bunch of stuff on his task bar area. Must be nice to have a decent pc at work."

it is, i got 12 applications open and a live nyse ticker

El Padrino said...

right, bush now

El Padrino said...

SHHHHHHHHHHH

our president is talking

Jugdish said...

I'm going here for lunch today.

blue said...

is that true jug, or you just joshing us?

blue said...

*or are you just pecosing us

*fixed

Jugdish said...

Where im going for lunch? that is true

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"EP, is that for real? Her SAT is scary low."

And look at that glistening 2.2 gpa

blue said...

so jug is going to lunch at a strip club...getting the surf and turf.

blue said...

fog here today...feels like winter

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ba dum bum

El Padrino said...

going to work in the dark is depressing, especially when you go home it's dark

Jugdish said...

A friend of mine works down in that area and we have been trying to go there for lunch, but schedules never worked. I'm ASSuming they have a b(m)uffet.

blue said...

"going to work in the dark is depressing, especially when you go home it's dark"

yes, yes it is

Jugdish said...

Saturday night I am going here.

Sunday morning I am doing this.

blue said...

you gonna just drive around there?

Beth said...

Funny yellow snow commercial.

Steve said...

Palin SAT Scores




i really really hope that's not true. just on the off chance that McCain wins.

El Padrino said...

"Saturday night I am going here.

Sunday morning I am doing this."

bad economy doesnt effect The Jug

El Padrino said...

i hope you dont wear cowboy boots though

blue said...

or a 10 gallon hat

El Padrino said...

relax SAT scores mean nothing

Jugdish said...

driving no, running yes

hat no, boots yes

Beth said...

"relax SAT scores mean nothing"

Sorry to hear about your low scores there EP. :-)

El Padrino said...

damn fool

El Padrino said...

"Sorry to hear about your low scores there EP. :-)"

i got like a 12 hunnit, but that's neither here nor there, the test is uselessand did nothing for me

Jugdish said...

Gallagher is in Houston this weekend...on the radio now. I didn't know he was still alive.

Steve said...

"relax SAT scores mean nothing"


to her. what did she do, misspell her name?

Steve said...

Paln. Palen. Pelin.

it's just so hard!!

blue said...

yep, he's still alive, still smashing watermelons

blue said...

it was heath back then...but thanks for playing steve

blue said...

i thought SNL last night was alright....they had a good plan to get us through the economic crisis.


find out the problem, and fix it

blue said...

FIX IT!

Jugdish said...

or the govt could just keep handing out money that they don't have.

Beth said...

SNL was good last night cause they only did the parts of their regular show that are still good - the opening skit and the news.

Jugdish said...

ThNL?

blue said...

fix it

Beth said...

"ThNL?"

Yeah, that annoyed me, they still started the show by yelling "Live from New York, it's saturday night!"

tem said...

so the DOW is down to its 2003 numbers? so we are basically set back 5 years. doesn't seem so bad. i don't remember standing in line for milk in 2003, so maybe we will be OK.

tem said...

"saturday night!"

that's the name of the show. "Saturday Night." doesn't matter what day it's on.

blue said...

that's because in 2003, you had a fmtem...now you don't...so see, you're worse off

Steve said...

to hell with Milk.

i don't care who stands in line for that, they start messing with the beer isle and we're going to have a problem.

Beth said...

"that's the name of the show. "Saturday Night." doesn't matter what day it's on."

Damn, tem is explaining tv stuff to me, that's not good.

(WADR tem.)

blue said...

office was good last night

battlestar gallactica scene was hilarity...

Steve said...

office.

I don't watch it all the time, but when I do I can't figure out if Michael is a genius or a raving lunatic who just gets lucky sometimes.

Jugdish said...

"that's the name of the show. "Saturday Night." doesn't matter what day it's on."



Its not always live either...they need to re-record the opening scene for the re-runs.

blue said...

he's a little bit of both steve

spaceman spiff said...

"At lease so far."


nice work EP

spaceman spiff said...

wall* street

tem said...

"that's because in 2003, you had a fmtem...now you don't...so see, you're worse off"

fucking economy. where is the part of the bailout bill that gets me laid?

El Padrino said...

gollum eating tuna out of the can

smells like cat food

Jugdish said...

fucking economy. where is the part of the bailout bill that gets me laid?



700B "hand"out

the part in quotes

Jugdish said...

smells like cat food


or Obama's plane

Keith S said...

"If Tigers can win this weekend, they go to South Carolina and then return to the bayou for 5 straight home games."


If they can't win this weekend, they still go to SC and then return to the bayou for 5 straight home games

Keith S said...

"they start messing with the beer isle and we're going to have a problem."

I don't think there's such a thing as a beer isle. Unless they just found it next to whore isle

Keith S said...

Tonight I'm going here for dinner and then here to see him

Jugdish said...

You bet your balls its Neil Diamond!

El Padrino said...

"If they can't win this weekend, they still go to SC and then return to the bayou for 5 straight home games"

what an as.

blue said...

sweet caroline

El Padrino said...

sweet caroline

oh oh oh

good times never seemed so good
(so good, so good, so good)

blue said...

neil...i wanna party with you

isiah thomas said...

keef, taking the kinfolk to City Hall next week - BOOYA!

I have to pay the bill though (not booya)

isiah thomas said...

EP - I was watching CNN this AM, market was down 180 then up 80 then back down into the negatives.

all in 5 minutes.

things be crazy, you.

Keith S said...

"I have to pay the bill though (not booya)"

Ouch. Just walk out.

spaceman spiff said...

guess the cup size of this chick

praise hay-zoos for bazongas

Keith S said...

zeke
Did the kinfolk drop the idear of driving to Tombstone?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

awesome. The local classic rock station is having a "more cowbell" weekend.

isiah thomas said...

EP I'm not feeling your GB or Tampa bets, good luck with those.

Seattle is still a tough road venue and A-Rodg's shoulder might flare up.

As for Tampon*, I'd say Grieseball gives them a better shot to win than Flaming Garcia.

isiah thomas said...

zeke
Did the kinfolk drop the idear of driving to Tombstone?

I told them me and the fmz were going to sit that one out but if they wanted to go then go.

they are undecided at the moment.

they're talking about going to the GC, then hit Sedona on the way back (the following day). THEN go to Tombstone a day later.

I told them me and fmz would meet them in Sedona.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll say it again. Neil does not disappoint. Top 2 concert I've been to.

isiah thomas said...

goo'lord spiffg

isiah thomas said...

look how small that chick's waist is.

those have to be a D if not DD

El Padrino said...

triple D

and awesome

El Padrino said...

qwest field is always a tough place to play in, but, hasselbeck is hurt too and it's only -3, should be 6

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Seattle is still a tough road venue and A-Rodg's shoulder might flare up."

A-Rod's shoulder is so loaded with cortisone, that he can't even feel that fuckin' thing.

isiah thomas said...

A-Rod's shoulder is so loaded with cortisone, that he can't even feel that fuckin' thing.

no doubt, but if for some reason he goes down and in walks Matt Flynn, Seattle win's.

something is wrong with Green Bay.

isiah thomas said...

I can't stop staring at that pic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"no doubt, but if for some reason he goes down and in walks Matt Flynn, Seattle win's.

something is wrong with Green Bay."


The story's the same with Seattle, though.


GB can't stop the run. Giving up 5.41 ypc so far. I'm leaning towards Julie Jones vs GB instead of Mike Turner @ Chicago this week.

spaceman spiff said...

chicago is @ atlanta, where turner has been good

Keith S said...

Hmmm, Warner vs. Dallas or McNabb vs. SF?

spaceman spiff said...
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spaceman spiff said...

i dgo with warner, because i expect dallas to score a lot also, making it a shootout

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"chicago is @ atlanta, where turner has been good"

Okay. Thought it was @ Chi.

Either way, Turner struggles against good defenses.

isiah thomas said...

Warner has jeebus on his side, and Mcnabb is black.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Warner has jeebus on his side, and Mcnabb is black."

Cancel out or +1 for Warner?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Howdy, NAACP.

El Padrino said...

dallas secondary is putrid

isiah thomas said...

Magic fake aids

apologies if already linked today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

They played the audio clip in the radio here just as I had to get out of the car.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

El Tardo:
Speaking of Boston fans, my buddy Gus had an idea for the Fenway games that I couldn't resist passing along: Nearly every time Big Papi steps out of the batter's box, he spits into his hands and claps twice. Well, why wouldn't the Fenway fans clap twice at the same time? Maybe the double clap could turn his playoffs around. If Big Papi isn't hitting, the Red Sox aren't beating Tampa.








sometimes he has great ideas

El Padrino said...

i wanna see a full scale brawl in football, that would be awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

dead

El Padrino said...

pared

El Padrino said...

that's spanish for wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

babelfish, hey?

El Padrino said...

no, monkfish

El Padrino said...

dow broke 8000

Keith S said...

On this day in 1973...

The San Diego Conquistadors of the American Basketball Association opened their season with a game in San Antonio under new coach Wilt Chamberlain

Jugdish said...

The Whale's Vagina Conquistadors of the American Basketball Association opened their season with a game in San Antonio under new coach Wilt Chamberlain


fixed

Keith S said...

Good fix.

El Padrino said...

fun fact

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I might try to create a single wing playbook tonight.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Either that, or a Rockford Fire Dept playbook

Keith S said...

You should first work on a single win playbook, after your comments last night

Jugdish said...

Ted Nugent is not going to tell you his plans for change, but you can read about them in his book

Keith S said...

He's a moron

isiah thomas said...

I might try to create a single wing playbook tonight.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ok Pecos.

he'll give up after creating one play, IF he gets that far.

Keith S said...

I should probably think about moving. mize is going to drop an atom bomb on the PHX metro area

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You should first work on a single win playbook, after your comments last night"


No, I win most of the time. Berrian was just crushing me. And after my 3rd down defense rant, I started stopping more 3rd downs.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ok Pecos.

he'll give up after creating one play, IF he gets that far."


I used to do this shit all the time, fag.

Steve said...

Time for Beer and Wings.

Enjoy the rest of your work day fucko's.




Obama 08

isiah thomas said...

No, I win most of the time. Berrian was just crushing me. And after my 3rd down defense rant, I hit the reset button and changed it to the easiest competition level and traded for every all-pro on both sides of the ball.


*fixed

isiah thomas said...

I used to do this shit all the time, fag.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

ok Pecos.

"You can fool some people some times, but ya cannot fool all da people all da time"

--Bob Marley

re-read that deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I should probably think about moving. mize is going to drop an atom bomb on the PHX metro area"


Nah. It'll be a smartbomb. much cleaner, more accurate.

El Padrino said...

"Obama 08"

You'll be sorry

Keith S said...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, fuck you

Keith S said...

I really don't think that you need "accuracy" when an atom bomb is involved

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I really don't think that you need "accuracy" when an atom bomb is involved"

I'd be in shitload of trouble though.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, the crush you have on me is unhealthy. You might need therapy

Keith S said...

Nah, your dad's a cop

isiah thomas said...

GK would bail you out.

spaceman spiff said...

chrlie manuel's mom died, phillies are done

spaceman spiff said...

whitlock to fill in for rome on monday, hopefully no nfl starter gets hurt on sunday or else he'll talk about jeff george all day

Jugdish said...

phillies are done ---------------->

Keith S said...

"chrlie manuel's mom died, phillies are done"

Or the except opposite

Keith S said...

I still think the Phi(*wa)llies will take care of business

Jugdish said...

Especially is Ryan How(all)ard hits well.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Phils are in good position. (wall)






did I do that write?

spaceman spiff said...

phillies are still the phillies, like the cubs are still the cubs

Jugdish said...

Well if the Phillies win another one, the Dodgers' backs are against a WALL.

Keith S said...

"phillies are still the phillies, like the cubs are still the cubs"

Write*, and the Dodgers have been so grate* in the playoffs the last 20 years.

Jugdish said...

financial crisis by Jug

Keith S said...

I got a letter in the mail yesterday saying I qualified for 2 roundtrip airline tix to anywhere in the Continental US. So I called to see what it was about and they said all I have to do is go in and listen to a 45 minute presentation and I get the 2 tickets. I'm skeptical

Jugdish said...

keef...could be worth your while. More than likey they are trying to sell you some kind of timehshare deal. You'll have to tell three different people no before you get the tix...and there is a chance there are some stipulations on the tix as far as when you can travel, or how long they are good for.

I did get a free set of Calloway golf irons one time from sitting through something like that. I'm all about free stuff.

Jugdish said...

older

Jugdish said...

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