Thursday, October 23, 2008

Bat Rastard

So it is two days late:

Finally Bosox lose. I hate them. I am still happy they lost and it is still worth mentioning. I don't even care what happens in the World Series, I'm just happy it isn't the BoSox.

Speaking of the World Series; Joe Buck is awful. Way to explain the ground rules for the catwalk you dumbass. I wish he'd just go away. Also to be filed in the awful department is the second base umpire. That dirty Hawaiian was out by a mile. No excuse for missing that call. None. He owes the Rays big time. Also, that missed balk call sucked too. And finally the home plate guy sucked too. He was all over the place. His strike zone moved around like Rev's belly after someone hits it. You know, it basically just shook and moved around for about 9 innings.

Random Side Note: For Kod: I saw this license plate today "INJUNGRL." The weird part was that the driver was a freckle faced red headed lady. I did not expect that from "INJUNGRL."


Untimely side note: Chris Collinsworth just needs to replace Madden permanently. I am sick of hearing how Madden finally got to take a week off. Hey retards, he gets like 32 of the 52 weeks of the year off. I can't imagine he watches any film so he really works 1 or 2 days a week for the 20 weeks he works.


Movie Review:

The Other End of the Line


This movie is an expose into the world of phone sex. Some dude is all about this one chick on his favorite 900 number. So he decides to track her down. He spends all sorts of money and goes through all sorts of hilarity to find her and when he does he finds out that she is ugly as sin. So he runs away. But then he changes his mind and realizes that she is beautiful on the inside and he really wants to be with her. So he goes back to her. She figures out who he is and slaps a restraining order on his punk ass. She isn't into stalkers. THE END.

2 out of 5 helmet stickers.


Untimely side note 2: Coaches should "ice" their own kicker. Call a Time Out right before he kicks it so he gets a practice shot. Who wouldn't want a practice shot?

480 comments:

1 – 200 of 480   Newer›   Newest»
El Padrino said...

also no game this week so that could have been his day off

Jugdish said...

I like the icing your own kicker idea.

El Padrino said...

maybe he just didnt want to call that shitty game

Jugdish said...

Something I hate from this morning...

I hate when people drive REALLY slow over railroad crossings.

tem said...

"maybe he just didnt want to call that shitty game"

probably

El Padrino said...

Palin doll

El Padrino said...

"I hate when people drive REALLY slow over railroad crossings."

::blank stare::

tem said...

re: railroad crossings


i usually drive as fast as i can over these. it is fun. plus i am less likely to get hit by a train.

JFreak said...

Whoops.

My bad.

tem said...

freak let us all down. just like tem did tuesday.

Jugdish said...

These are railroad crossings where

A. Trains rarely cross

and

B. you can see far and can tell there are no trains

Jugdish said...

freak forgot to turn his clocks back

El Padrino said...

i hate when people jump in front of trains during rush hour

Jugdish said...

isn't it always rush hour in nyc?

El Padrino said...

rush hour just meaning, heading to work and heading home

7-10am, 4-7pm

JFreak said...

I was under the impression that jumping in front of trains was a bad thing no matter what time it is.

JFreak said...

world series preview

El Padrino said...

"I was under the impression that jumping in front of trains was a bad thing no matter what time it is."

but serious if you want to kill yourself do it at 3am when there are myabe 30-40 people on the train, not 6pm or 8am when there is 300-400 people

El Padrino said...

and why a train

that shit might be painful

tem said...

trains here go slow.

El Padrino said...

hey there donkey

how are ya?

you live in a barn, what's up with that?

say hi to mom for me

Jugdish said...

::blank stare::

tem said...

::blank stare::

spaceman spiff said...

"Palin doll"

el padfast cumdrino

tem said...

palin doll link might be so old it is COL.

El Padrino said...

::blank stare::

Wahlberg on SNL, the whole thing is hilarious, I'm trying to embed the videos on my blog but blogger is on his period

Tyler said...

405 was SHUT DOWN both ways. Awesome.

Tyler said...

Took me an hour and forty minutes to get in. Had to take a crazy alt route and it sucked.

Tyler said...

And I've got a ton of work to do today, so...

Tyler said...

Tem with a post. Now with Doppler 10,003. He says that the Doppler 10,003 says that the Rockies are going to win the WS because the Cali fires will help the Rockies. Tem's $$$ football team was sabotaged. Talks about NHL and NASCAR. Yawn. Does a bunch of one sentence dedications to each LoV member. Unspeakable of the week (I miss these) is WHOOPI GOLDBERG? Sike, it's Kristen Bell. Tem does a movie review of Silence of the Lambs. I am shocked that he has not seen that movie.

There are 1059 comments for this post. Judas Priest.

El P can't believe Tem hasn't seen Silence of the Lambs. Then he makes a joke about the fires. Smokey the Bear would not approve.

El P would join a train on Kristen Bell. Her vegetarian status is deemed a turn-off.

There is not enough internet space to make a website of movies that Tem has not seen.

Tem has not seen Bronx Tale or Scarface. Here we go...

Tem is now naming movies he HAS seen off of IMDB's Top 250, like The Lion King.

Tem's movie review cracked Beth up.

Blue with a run of jokes about girls from West Virginia.

I need some help with a trade in a league I'm a commish in.

Beth gives a recap on her Augusta trip.

Tem posts his list. It's mind bottling.

el padino said...philly really sucks. El P can see the future!

Jug is back. He changes his pic, but it's a broken link, so I can't see what everyone is laughing at.

Tem now posts the movies he hasn't seen on El P's list.

El P is dominating the comments.

Meiz is going to do a Temlist. Then he quits.

Jug with some good shots at Rev. This is followed by everyone busting out their best Rev/Philly jokes.

Ok, I think the pic Jug is using is the same one of Rev that he uses now, it's just in a different location on the internets.

Blew announces Kristen Bell is going to be on Heroes.

734 comments = Rev

There is a shuttle launch today. Everyone is axing Jug questions.

Spiff is mad that the fires have moved away from his work so he has to work all day.

There is a ten minute countdown for the shuttle launch. Everyone is giving updates. It's kind of boring, because I'm reading an update of a ten minute launch countdown. Fuck you Keith, I want your fifth rounder for this.

Ok, now there is live commentary on the launch. Kill me.

Jug talking about the space mission. Zoidberg

Freak quoting some Colts propaganda.

Shamhoff creampie may be in the works.

Spiff asks deke for advice on the Taco Bell Chili Cheese Nachos. Meiz says, and I quote, "I barely eat fast food".

I post a TDiLoVH. Do I have to do a TDiLoVH of a TDiLoVH?

I have decided not to do a TDiLoVH of a TDiLoVH.

Talk about TDiLoVH begins.

I ask El P is he had a writing name. It was BAGZ.

Less time in-between NFL picks during the draft means less face time for Mel Kiper. All praise Allah.

Lemmings are pissed at Shamhoff.

NASCAR talk. Ugh.

Shamhoff shut his comments down because lemming turned on him.

Keith with the rare self i2i

Lots of shamhoff talk.

Can the Skins beat the Pats talk begins.

thejaywhite makes an appearance.

More shamhoff talk.

Zeke baits teejer. Teej provides an update on what he's been doing for the last couple of weeks.

Teej does not feel bad for Katrina survivors. He also moved for a new job. He's going to start a blog with "a friend" (not Grik) about banging sluts. Too bad it's a work of fiction.

Zeke trying to bait TJW again by talking trash about the Irish. Teej is "suffering" through ND's terrible season. But he is still a true die hard fan.

Ok, here we go. Teej says the fires ain't no big deal because peeps have insurance.

Guys start ripping him for being a moron. Living in a shelter isn't fun. Same thing with losing everything. Tem bring up that it would take 2 years to get permits to rebuild

TJW counters with "insurance pays for your hotel" and "I'm sure they will issue permits sooner than that"

Now he blames it on "the american lifestyle". Busts out a "you guys". Canadians are less emotional about stuff. And they are robots. Oh, and racists.

He's also in a panic trying to defend Noter Dame. He is backtracking.

Tem brings up the fact that insurance companies don't insure high risk areas. Teej counters with, "why live somewhere you cant get insurance isnt that asking for trouble?"

Tem is on fire and is ripping Teej a new one.

thejaywhite is a robot and feels no emotion...

blue said...TJW is bringing us below D-. Word.

TJW has an action item list on how to fix society. It is pretty hilarious.

This is just comical now. Teej says that if your house burned down you'd just be inconvenienced for one day. That's it. Just a day. And a free hotel room for a couple of months sounds like a good deal to him.

Keef's grandpa's cabin burnt down. Took him two years to get things with the insurance company straight. Perfect example as to why Teejer is a giant douche.

Teejer recaps his legal problems from earlier in the year.

Teej says it's a bonus, just get new stuff.

Teej does not use online dating. He is genetically superior.

Enter: Beth.

Teejer immediately calls Beth a dyke. This should be good.

Teej threatens to pull an LJ and spit in Beth's mouth if she does not shut up. You stay classy Teejer.

TJW is out. Has to pick up his truck that mommy and daddy bought him from the dealership.

Talk shifts to Wakefield's bad shoulder.

Teeg is back. It's on.

El P is excited for the upcoming slapper.

Mommy and Daddy bought the new truck for him.

thejaywhite said..."I used to get free vehicles...this will be the last one". So, you still get free cars.

Hanna Montana ticket prices are out of control.

Beth is DESTROYING.

Teej is reduced to a "suck it in tubby" comment.

beth said..."That's the best you got?" It is ON!

Fuck, weasel sighing. I had forgotten about that guy. Hopefully he offed himself after the market crashed

Keef gets Rev in uppercase bold italics.

TJW is MIA so Beth bounces. Good work, Beth.

An argument over a FNFL trade begins.

Kod sighting

Zeke runs down the CL Count Chart Cheatsheet (CCCC). It is pretty accurate.

More California fire talk.

Kod's CL count is at 9. Kod is belligerent.

Fathead sighting.

Is Rev bigger than Ralphie May talk begins. Rev says he is not.

Kod with way too many big words in one comment with that high of a CL count.

Kod is arguing about the cause of the fires.

Blue has seats for the Series.

Keith suggests "Destiny" as a name for Blue's daughter. The joke has to be explained to Rev.

If they have kids (God help us), Rev's wife will have to have a c-section for sure.

A lot of people for LoVAD

Rev might join Weight Watchers.

Rev joining Weight Watchers jokes ensue.

I was apparently still trapped at work

Cumfast, TJW, Mills rankings begin. Mills > Cumfast > TJW. I really don't have a problem with that.

Lou is stoned.

Rev talks about home ownership. He is going to take pictures of his basement to post on his blog.

Rev's sex crane jokes begin.

Freak's late night eating options are limited

Rev's promotion still does not include an LoV clause.

Dashboard Confessional talk.

Meiz arrives. He tries to catch up but then he quits.

I arrive. I ask for slapper details.

I am pretty shocked. Teej = retarded

Next Morning: Tem with a little LoVAD recap.

New post.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I hate when people drive REALLY slow over railroad crossings."


We have a couple RR xings around here what will fuck up your ride if you don't creep over them. One guy in HS had one of his shocks come apart going over one at normal speed. And another dude had his rear suspension drop.

But yes, I can dig what you're saying.

El Padrino said...

nice block

Tyler said...

Ok, I'm just going to say that I wrote that out late last night, so the "Teeg" and "weasel sighing" HDH is not my fault. But I'm still a goddman Donatello with a keyboard.

tem said...

TDiLH is always awesome.

JFreak said...

Tremendous Tyler!

El Padrino said...

that's some nice work t

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Officially, Seve Ballesteros has a cancerous tumor in his brain. Sadness.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do people really buy those "how to eBay" videos?

spaceman spiff said...

upton/longoria/pena really got it done last night

Jugdish said...

strictly looking at potential here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jeez, Jug

Jugdish said...

you didn't like that?

El Padrino said...

dems cuased financial crisis, told you so

El Padrino said...

it just makes so much sense
i hope people wake up

blue said...

vino hurt me bad

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who's the skinny black chick on spotrscenter? I've taken a liking to her.

blue said...

"Wahlberg on SNL, the whole thing is hilarious, I'm trying to embed the videos on my blog but blogger is on his period"

you have to know the backstory about when wahlberg was on kimmel and said he was going to punch samberg in his big nose

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meridian: The place where latter-day saints gather"


Uh, no thanks, EP

Beth said...

I remember that slapper with TJW, those were fun times...

ns

blue said...

and seriously, the best the rays could do was the backstreet boys for the nat'l anthem?

it hurt my ears

blue said...

wahlberg on kimmel backstory

El Padrino said...

right, gotta know the whole story

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What the fuck. Why the fuck does my dad insist on ruining my days off all the time? Leave me the fuck alone.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, I'm gonna make this, and you should too.

blue said...

wahlberg on SNL

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lute Olson resigns

blue said...

my respekt for marky mark increased...when i saw the first interview i thought he was a jerk and should lighten up...but he was funny on SNL

isiah thomas said...

Who's the skinny black chick on spotrscenter? I've taken a liking to her.

Yes Deke! I was peeping game on her this AM.

Sage Steele is her name

isiah thomas said...

T - out-fucking-standing work kid.

*tipping cap

blue said...

that sounds like a porn name

isiah thomas said...

What the fuck. Why the fuck does my dad insist on ruining my days off all the time? Leave me the fuck alone.


Does he need your help with a private eye* investigation again?

blue said...

"Does he need your help with a private eye* investigation again?"

the bucks season is about to start, he probably wants him to go tryout

isiah thomas said...

awful name, cute chick

El Padrino said...

mmmmm bacon

isiah thomas said...

EP - awesome link that you posted, re: the dems really fucked shit up


IN DE FACE! Democrats

the truth hurts

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Weezy

isiah thomas said...

I ♥ Chance and Real has some potential, skank and ho slap potential is off the charts.

isiah thomas said...

I'm still enjoying Mccarvers "Cashmere" call from last night.

isiah thomas said...

*** Wednesday Update *** WR Anquan Boldin (ARI) had the wires removed from his jaw yesterday, as expected, and Boldin partially participated Wednesday in his second consecutive practice.

El Padrino said...

cant believe those two morons have a show, nice to be a reality tv star

isiah thomas said...

listening to yesterday's PTI, Mccarver said, "I've lost many decibels* of my hearing"

blue said...

macgruber is a moron, it's widely known

blue said...

jeopardy is gonna call billy....it's my destiny that i triumph magnificently on that show

El Padrino said...

blue's gonna be on jeopardy?

did cmblue hit a backwards half court schoolyard shot to get you an appearance?

tem said...

kod was on wheel.

isiah thomas said...

White Men Can't Jump

"What is a quince"

isiah thomas said...

EP how many GB is your 360 hard drive?

basic version (no hd) is going for 199$

El Padrino said...

60GB zeke

El Padrino said...

wmcj

nice

love rosie side boob action

El Padrino said...

i'm thirsty

isiah thomas said...

side boob in general is underrated

isiah thomas said...

re: 60GB - you like that, enough memory for everything?

I need to get this goddman 360

El Padrino said...

very, you could tell alot about a boob from the side angle

El Padrino said...

"re: 60GB - you like that, enough memory for everything?"

havent had a problem and dont forsee one, can always add-on or sell this one and upgrade if anything

my live is out of whack but that has to do with my cable, i'm feening to run up the score on a 15 year old from nebraska or something

El Padrino said...

madden computer is just boring now
me needs some competition

isiah thomas said...

fake bres-a-sis have ruined side boob

isiah thomas said...

heard this from Steve Phillips:

ASG Game facts (this years game):

WP: Cashmere
LP: Lidge

GW RBI: Longoria

THIS GAME COUNTS!

isiah thomas said...

please tell me someone else saw the Rays do their own lineup intros.

Iwamura was hilarity as was Crawford bumbling his way through it.

Jugdish said...

side boob hour on family guy = hilarity

JFreak said...

Do you like this side boob?

Well you shouldn't, because it's mine.

JFreak said...

side boob hour

blue said...

we're rocking and rolling today

blue said...

RIP LoV

El Padrino said...

sorry i'm eating

cant carry this place all the time you know

isiah thomas said...

sorry i'm eating

TWRS

blue said...

Rev doesn't apologize for his eating

Jugdish said...

that's funny, but rev wouldn't interrupt eating to speak

El Padrino said...

brady's knee still infected

karma is really enjoying himself with this one huh boys?

El Padrino said...

"that's funny, but rev wouldn't interrupt eating to speak"

neither did i, just finishing up, dipping the bread in the rest of the sauce

El Padrino said...

1 hundo

El Padrino said...

fmk kilt keef

El Padrino said...

SI niba preview says Celts-Spurs Finals, Spurs winner

yawn

El Padrino said...

they may only win 30 games, but this will be the first time in my life i get to bet the over alot in Knick games

El Padrino said...

gonna miss the "DE-FENSE" chants though

El Padrino said...

anthony mason i miss you

El Padrino said...

John starks your my boy!

El Padrino said...

OAKLEY! MY MAN! I LOVE YOU KID!

JFreak said...

John Starks was just atrocious.

isiah thomas said...

don't forget to throw a shout out to Charles Smith.

spaceman spiff said...

the spurs are good again?

isiah thomas said...

it's an odd year, they're due.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The aquatic Kevorkian just got a new fish.

El Padrino said...

"John Starks was just atrocious."

one of the greatest knicks from a fan's point of view

gritty player, great defender, tough, and yakked on 3 bulls with a vicious sideline dunk

El Padrino said...

i hope charles smith is dead

no really

blue said...

what?

NBA talk?

JFreak said...

I hope Brady's knee falls off.

That would be great.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I need to get this goddman 360"

If I had the dough, I would have gotten one of these bundles yesterday. (one of the 3 at the bottom)

spaceman spiff said...

EP,
SP picked the lions to win, lock up the skins

isiah thomas said...

gritty player, great defender, tough, and yakked on 3 bulls with a vicious sideline dunk

that game 7 vs Houston has gots to hurt though.

what was he, 0-13 from 3 that night?

isiah thomas said...

SP also picked the Rams last week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hornets will be champs this year.

El Padrino said...

The Watchmen, looks phat

blue said...

who is writing an NBA preview this season.

i'll contribute if needs be

isiah thomas said...

thanks for being a day late with that deke, as.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck it, I'm drinking.

blue said...

"SP also picked the Rams last week."

and the RAMS won?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"thanks for being a day late with that deke, as."


Didn't know you were in the market.

El Padrino said...

"that game 7 vs Houston has gots to hurt though.

what was he, 0-13 from 3 that night?"

2-18, it hurts

Riley kept him in the game, he was the streakiest shooter we've ever seen, could hit 19 in a row or miss 19 in a row

isiah thomas said...

I'm pretty sure Jug wrote it last year and it was awesomeness.

isiah thomas said...

at least they didn't trade Starks for Vic Zambrano.

El Padrino said...

"EP,
SP picked the lions to win, lock up the skins"

i really dont want to go with houston but even the skins fan here is saying all kinds of craxy shit like, "well, skins should have beatin the rams" and "lions gotta win sometime"

the fuck with this attitude?

El Padrino said...

jug ant T wrote one

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, you can get that Elite 120 bundle for $50 more or the 60GB w/2 crappy games for $50 less. Its not a total loss.

El Padrino said...

bengals should get a win before lions get a win

it's science

JFreak said...

I don't think the bigger capacity is worth it.

You don't need the extra space for saved games, there's enough disk space in the regular version.

spaceman spiff said...

"Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hornets will be champs this year."


suite, thats one western conference foe i can stop worrying about

isiah thomas said...

I think I'm going to buy the 199$ version then buy a HD on ebay on the cheap.

El Padrino said...

quotes Phillies GM Pat Gillick as saying:

“If you want to know the best thing we had going for us this year, it was the fact that all the other teams in our division hated the Mets’ guts. It started with Atlanta and all the hostility they had with the Mets through the years. Then Fredi Gonzalez left Bobby Cox to manage the Marlins and he didn’t forget everything that went on between the Braves and Mets. Look what Florida did for us the past two years… Washington doesn’t like them very much either, and all those teams seemed to really get up for the Mets.”


just wanted to rile myself up

sorry

isiah thomas said...

jug's niba preview last season was glorious.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"suite, thats one western conference foe i can stop worrying about"


BTW, I really like the lakers this year.

spaceman spiff said...

"the fuck with this attitude?"

dont know, ask zeke. skins rarely cover but theyll win this game

isiah thomas said...

BTW, I really like the jonas brothers this year.

*fixed

isiah thomas said...

dont know, ask zeke. skins rarely cover but theyll win this game

the last 10+ years
the rams game
Joe Gibbs being afraid of his own shadow
Sean Taylor getting gunned down in his own house

etc

spaceman spiff said...

"
BTW, I really like the lakers this year."

suite, you dont really mean that so its ok

Keith S said...

les veritàs

spaceman spiff said...

rams>>>>>>>lions

El Padrino said...

i love suite

Keith S said...

mize
Did you see the link last night for the Bass Pro Shops deals?

Keith S said...

"Fuck you Keith, I want your fifth rounder for this."

You can't negotiate after you already do it.

Keith S said...

But solid efforting nonetheless

Keith S said...

"fmk kilt keef"

Had a doc appt this morning

Keith S said...

On this day in 1979...

The scrappy New York Yankees manager Billy Martin got into a barroom brawl with a marshmallow salesman in a Minnesota tavern

El Padrino said...

"Had a doc appt this morning"

chapped ass huh. what a pain

Keith S said...

Congrats, TP

El Padrino said...

who sells marshmellow's?

El Padrino said...

they sell themselves if you ask me

isiah thomas said...

Dr. Jellyfinger huh? condolences

Keith S said...

"bengals should get a win before lions get a win

it's science"


Stop it

isiah thomas said...

"I had been knocking down shot after shot, so when I came in the house I told my wife, 'I've still got it,' " Mink told the Knoxville News Sentinel. "She said, 'You've got what?' I said, 'I can still play.' "

stop it TP

Keith S said...

"Dr. Jellyfinger huh? condolences"

Nah. I have bronchitits. It's awesome

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize
Did you see the link last night for the Bass Pro Shops deals?"


Yeah. It was the same one from the spring, so I already have the lures. Good lookin' out, though.

El Padrino said...

are you at work with bronchitis?
hope not, if i were your colleague and knew that you had bronchitis you'd get a kick in the belly

Keith S said...

"are you at work with bronchitis?
hope not, if i were your colleague and knew that you had bronchitis you'd get a kick in the belly"

I've been on antibiotics for a few days so it's all good. Today was just a follow-up, because apparently the asthma that I had as a kid is back. So I have to get an inhaler now.
So maybe fmk killing me wouldn't be a horrible thing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

asthma rules

spaceman spiff said...

keef is a solid death pool first rounder

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate when woot puts up shitty items during a goddman woot-off

isiah thomas said...

I hate when woot puts up shitty items during a goddman woot-off

::Blank Stare::

spaceman spiff said...

woot sells a lot of shitty stuff

Keith S said...

"I hate when woot puts up shitty items during a goddman woot-off

::Blank Stare::"


Ditto

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

woot.com

1 day, 1 deal.

When they have a woot-off, they put random items up for sale, when the item sells out, a new item is listed.

Its currently stuck on a goddman portable blood-pressure monitor.

isiah thomas said...

woot.com

I thought it was related to Jime Rome somehow.

ns

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"woot sells a lot of shitty stuff"


Sometimes its worth it, though. Like a refurb Dyson for $230

isiah thomas said...

Jime Rome = hilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

& their refurb TVs are pretty sweet deals.

Keith S said...

"1 day, 1 deal.

When they have a woot-off, they put random items up for sale, when the item sells out, a new item is listed.

Its currently stuck on a goddman portable blood-pressure monitor."

Ah, ok. I usually look at some site called 1dealaday.com or something like that, and they have shit on there for 24 hours and then put on something new. They usually have garbage, though.

spaceman spiff said...

refurb deals are good everywhere

Keith S said...

This is a pretty good place to get refurbs

tem said...

"Iwamura was hilarity as was Crawford bumbling his way through it."

saw this, it was hilarious.


"Readoff, aswaakakakaka iiwiwamamaura"

"batting left field, one take? just one? ok, umm...batting 7th...."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Awesome. Now we're playing the Corbin game in the shitty league because I berated my buddy's little brother for his dim-witted trade offers yesterday. I came across a real arrogant prick. It was teh best pwnage.

isiah thomas said...

you ever bought anything from there keef?

isiah thomas said...

nice tem, it was a great way to start the game

tem said...

"because apparently the asthma that I had as a kid is back. So I have to get an inhaler now. "

keith was a nerd in hike school.

Keith S said...

"I came across a real arrogant prick"

NFW!!!



(S)

tem said...

"nice tem, it was a great way to start the game"

i laughed at "readoff" for at least an hour straight.

then it was like the 3rd inning before they got to show bartlett.

Keith S said...

"you ever bought anything from there keef?"

Yeah, bought a desktop computer & monitor about 6 years ago, and a digital cam about 4 years ago. Had good luck with both of them. They come with 90 day warranty, but you can get 3 year for like $75.

El Padrino said...

em's new album buzz

Keith S said...

"keith was a nerd in hike school."

Haven't had asthma since I was in 2nd or 3rd grade

El Padrino said...

"apparently the asthma that I had as a kid is back. So I have to get an inhaler now.
So maybe fmk killing me wouldn't be a horrible thing"

this happened to me after 9/11

NS

latest chest x-ray it has subsided and so far all clear

isiah thomas said...

isn't Dre coming out with a new album soon also?

spaceman spiff said...

cue deke with a 'fuck eminime' or 'who cares'

Keith S said...

Yeah Dre, Fitty, & Em all have stuff coming out

tem said...

"Haven't had asthma since I was in 2nd or 3rd grade"

damn, then can you imagine how big of a nerd you would have been if you did have asthma in hike school? you might have been king nerd instead of just one of the normal nerds.

spaceman spiff said...

eminime is brutal

El Padrino said...

yep, aftermath/shady records roster in full effect this year

Keith S said...

"you might have been king nerd instead of just one of the normal nerds."

Said the CPA

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

""apparently the asthma that I had as a kid is back. So I have to get an inhaler now.
So maybe fmk killing me wouldn't be a horrible thing"

this happened to me after 9/11

NS"



How is that actually asthma? I've been asthmatic my entire life. That shit don't just go away.

Keith S said...

"I've been asthmatic my entire life. That shit don't just go away."

That's because you're fucking huge

Keith S said...

WADR

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've been fully pumped about Dre's upcoming album for years. Eminem, meh.

Keith S said...

older

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 480   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino