Monday, October 06, 2008

1st monday of october 2008

I don't want it anymore.

you all can take it, and shove it up your asses.

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Beth said...

I see you didn't take my suggestion Meiz...

Beth said...

And for those that missed it, my suggestion for today's post was "don't suck".

tem said...

i feel like crap today.

i hate being sick.

blue said...

hey meiz,

Don't suck

blue said...

blue received his fmlb winnings..

thanks tem

blue said...

if you make the playoffs and don't win a game, did it really happen?

Jugdish said...

No wonder tjw went into teaching

El Padrino said...

fuck

El Padrino said...

tps

tem said...

"blue received his fmlb winnings."

better wait until the check clears to thank me.

Jugdish said...

damn...the gollum pic is gone.

blue said...

good point tem.

it's the thought that counts though

Jugdish said...

That Kimbo Slice fight was pretty good the other night.

blue said...

except the except opposite

blue said...

champ bailey lit up brian griese

tem said...

kimbo was exposed for sure.

tem said...

i don't think many people thought he was really good though.

tem said...

the fight basically confirmed what we already knew.

Jugdish said...

yeah. I also didn't agree with his strategy to headbut that guy's fist.

blue said...

mma is like that though...one day you're a bamf, the next day you're laying on the ground after 14 seconds

isiah thomas said...

HE WAS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS

blue said...

he should have stuck to the homeless fighting circuit

tem said...

his chin is weak. he got put down with a weak punch.

the dude was backing up scurred to death and just threw out a punch that put kimbo down.

Jugdish said...

My DVR didn't get that fight since it went past 10.

Jugdish said...

oops

El Padrino said...

Dow plummets more than 300 points, falling below 10,000 for the first time in nearly 4 years, as anxiety over global slowdown grows.

Jugdish said...

Dow plummets more than 300 points, falling below 10,000 for the first time in nearly 4 years, as anxiety over global slowdown grows.



Too bad that bailout didn't go through.

tem said...

gotta set the dvr to go for a long time.

blue said...

haha

WADR EP, the lady on the radio just had a HDH and pronounced it Douche Bank....

tem said...

chick mma fight was boring. the non carrano chick was tired after 30 seconds.

blue said...

she has since apologized profusely for her gaffe

El Padrino said...

awesome blue

blue said...

i'm guessing you're very busy since that other german bank is failing

El Padrino said...

UBS going under next

this is going to be in our kid's economic textbooks

history

El Padrino said...

"i'm guessing you're very busy since that other german bank is failing"

not directly but yea, very busy

El Padrino said...

zeke/spiff

welcome to the party
i believe now

blue said...

yeah, what the hell happened to jim zorn? he started out about as bad as possible that first game...and now? jeezalou

tem said...

"this is going to be in our kid's economic textbooks"

nonsense. the world is ending in 4 years. there will be no textbooks.

blue said...

nonsense...kids won't have textbooks, they'll learn through computer chips that they put into their brains

tem said...

nascar was alright for restrictor plate racing.

blue said...

much like in the matrix

tem said...

nonsense, there will be no kids. microwaves are making everyone (except tem who avoids them) impotent.

blue said...

"nascar was alright for restrictor plate racing."

::blank stare::

blue said...

there's your movie script...tem has to repopulate the world because of microwaves

tem said...

hockey season started?

tem said...

i bet if that (repopulating the species) were to really happen it would not be nearly as cool as you'd think.

i'd probably get locked in a room and hooked up to a tube that just drained the sperm right out of my nut sack and into test tubes for chicks to get pregnant with.

blue said...

that wouldn't be a very good movie though

tem said...

it would be one of those stupid movies jim carrey would star in like truman show or eternal stoplight on the shoeshine mine.

Jugdish said...

hockey season started?



WNBA just finished their finals...who knew they were even in season?

tem said...

"WNBA just finished their finals"

who won? i hope not boston.

Jugdish said...

who won? i hope not boston.


I think Detroit...so iam should be pumped.

Jugdish said...

He probably ordered the Detroit Shock SI championship package today.

tem said...

you knew their team name?

Jugdish said...

you knew their team name?



Yeah...it was on Sportscenter this morning.

tem said...

riiiight.

you probably have a room painted in their colors.

you went to home depot and got the paint.

blue said...

tem is shocked

blue said...

i hope their logo is "the shocker"

tem said...

shock like shocked there is a WNBA?

shock like a shock on a car?

shock like an electrical shock?

blue said...

shocked that they might have a straight chick on the team

spaceman spiff said...

napoli went a2m on beckett

spaceman spiff said...

200+ rush yards on the best run defense, yezzir

tem said...

HUNGRY.

El Padrino said...

Freak, automated paintball gun again, different one

Keith S said...

ISWEPDT

Keith S said...

Awesome, I lost to spiff in the Y! league by .4

spaceman spiff said...

does it sting the nostrils keef

Keith S said...

Only because I left a lot of points on the bench

isiah thomas said...

yeah, what the hell happened to jim zorn? he started out about as bad as possible that first game...and now? jeezalou

they played the defending champs, on the road to open the season.

that's what happened.

isiah thomas said...

I wonder if freak's stopped crying yet?

isiah thomas said...

Beff - Vandy.

defend your conference.

Keith S said...

Does anyone think this win for the Angels swings momentum
to LA?


Stop it, spiff

blue said...

vanderbilt hasn't played the real SEC yet

Beth said...

"Beff - Vandy.
defend your conference"

It's a down year for the SEC, what's to defend?

But I really don't know how good they are or aren't. Nice win against Auburn for sure but let's see if how they do against UGA and UF.

Keith S said...

Auburn sucks

Jugdish said...

I like how everyime there is a headline about the financial crisis, or stocks tumbling, or the Dow, it is always accompanied by a pic of a guy rubbing his head or his eyes. Very dramatic

Keith S said...

No way they should still be ranked

blue said...

auburn's offense is putrid...awful...horrendous...

almost as bad as AS.

spaceman spiff said...

skins next 3 games should be easy, so they'll probly go 1-2

*reverse jinx in effect

El Padrino said...

philly might be the worst team in that division

that monday night battle with dallas was against a terrible cowboy defense

isiah thomas said...

I like how everyime there is a headline about the financial crisis, or stocks tumbling, or the Dow, it is always accompanied by a pic of a guy rubbing his head or his eyes. Very dramatic

THIS IS CNN

El Padrino said...

sage rosenfels is awesome

El Padrino said...

aweomse like this post i mean

El Padrino said...

and Sage is a spice
my next kid will be named Bay Leaf

El Padrino said...

i need adrian peterson to NOT go off tonight

isiah thomas said...

NFC East is pretty good but Philly isn't that good right now and Dallas is struggling (but wining). NYG are the best and the Skins still have a ton of work to do.

Keith S said...

You should name your next kid Garlic

isiah thomas said...

wft was Sage thinking when he tried to jump over that guy?

isiah thomas said...

Garleek

isiah thomas said...

Garlic Marinara Padrino

isiah thomas said...

EP do you call Marinara "gravy"?

please advice

El Padrino said...

the sony commercial, with the news conference, the chicken, peyton, jb, earnhardt...is hilarious

Keith S said...

What time is the Mess game tonight?

spaceman spiff said...

"wft was Sage thinking when he tried to jump over that guy?"

thought he was elway in the super bowl

spaceman spiff said...

that play was bad but his int was brutal, there were no texans on the screen when the colts guy picked it off

El Padrino said...

EP do you call Marinara "gravy"?

please advice"

no simply sauce, depending on what part of Italy the family was from

I know in some parts it's called gravy, other sauce. My neighbor calls it gravy and he's from Naples so not sure bout that.

Keith S said...

I hate the Dodgers, but I don't want to see Philly win because rev will be insufferable

El Padrino said...

"What time is the Mess game tonight?"

dude all your teams are garbage and you live in Arizona

ease up

El Padrino said...

and your marrying a cubs fan, so there's that

Keith S said...

I figured EP called marinara "ketchup"

El Padrino said...

dodgers have to win
just to see manny in Fenway, also i could not live thru philly winning a pennant let alone a championship

Keith S said...

AZ >>>>>>>>> NYC


*from October-May

spaceman spiff said...

phillies wont win the world series, theyre from philly

El Padrino said...

manny in Citizens Bank Ballpark

oh no he didnt

isiah thomas said...

spiffg:

Over the final three quarters (45 minutes), the Redskins held the ball for 31:08. Washington went 11-for-17 on third downs over that stretch; the Eagles were 1-for-7.

El Padrino said...

"phillies wont win the world series, theyre from philly"

spiff makes alot of sense here

blue said...

the bengals covered that 17

El Padrino said...

zeke the skins havent had a turnover yet this season

they are playing good ball, and i love it when the skins are playing good ball, i like hate

El Padrino said...

"AZ >>>>>>>>> NYC


*from October-May"

pookie dont like cold weather, be a man, wear a coat

spaceman spiff said...

"the skins havent had a turnover yet this season"

negative, randle el fumbled a return against the saints

Keith S said...

What's a coat?

spaceman spiff said...

portis ran for over 100 yards in the second half alone, the eagles were allowing around 60 a game

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I wonder if freak's stopped crying yet?"

No chance

El Padrino said...

"And Washington's offense didn't commit a turnover for the fifth straight game."

that's not what's being reported

El Padrino said...

"I was embarrassed the last two weeks," McNabb said. "Two teams that we should not have lost to."

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

spaceman spiff said...

returns dont count as offensive possessions, theyre speparate, special teams turnover

isiah thomas said...

Mcnizzle is a biatch.

Philly inside the 2 yard line is horrendous.

El Padrino said...

I want the cowboys right now. Romo sucks. For real. He is not a big game QB. Especially when he's pressured. And he's of mexican descent.

isiah thomas said...

Don't underestimate the Wade Phillips factor either.

Nerdy Jason Garrett isn't the answer either.

blue said...

i'm not too worried about the cowboys

El Padrino said...

Me neither. I just want to bash thier skulls in while the giants are white hot.

El Padrino said...

that roughing the passer call on BALTIMORE was so bogus it looked fixed

isiah thomas said...

everything is fixed

blue said...

did hochuli make the call?

El Padrino said...

chargers/dolphins game

pass interfernce call, 4th quarter
clearly it was uncatchable

refs huddled for quite awhile

ultimately decided the call was correct (which it wasnt) and that pass interference was the right call, led me to believe a certain official had the fins on the moneyline

blue said...

i thought it was uncatchable too, although when you see the replay, it didn't land as far away as I had thought originally.

I think the call was made because the cb cut the WR off and impeded his path.

it was a stupid call either way, but the chargers weren't winning that game.

blue said...

i actually thought it was going to be offensive PI at first because the CB jumped first and then the WR laid into him.

blue said...

miami's defense doesn't look 1/2 bad..who'd have thought the AFC East would have all 4 teams at .500 or above.

El Padrino said...

the making of a true parcell's team

Steve said...

Ice cold Mountain Dew in a can.

It's almost too good.

isiah thomas said...

Dawkins had a bond with Boyer, in part, because he and his wife had premature twins, Chonni and Cionni, in 2007.

::blank stare::

isiah thomas said...

Does every Cubs fan dissolve into an emotionless blob at the first sign of adversity? Talk about a couple of woe-is-me crowds at Wrigley.

IN DE FACE! Freak

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did anybody know that there's a girls basketball league?

isiah thomas said...

I saw that play in the Mia/SD game.

Ball seemed uncatchable.

if the ball is uncatchable and the CB jumps into the guy and impedes his progress that is still some sort of penalty right?

holding?

El Padrino said...

"if the ball is uncatchable and the CB jumps into the guy and impedes his progress that is still some sort of penalty right?"

no, the whole point of ruling it uncatchable is that even if you didnt impede his progress he wasnt going to catch it

isiah thomas said...

right but if its past 5 yards that's a penalty right?

illegal touching?

might not have been PI but its still a penalty?

isiah thomas said...

did Freak and T have a Dodgers/C(hoke)ubs bet?

blue said...

yeah, that's "illegal contact" or something 5yds and automatic 1st down

isiah thomas said...

I tried some Coke Zero this weekend, wasn't impressed.

blue said...

norv has now been screwed at least twice by the officials this season

isiah thomas said...

yeah Illegal contact, knew what I said didn't sound write*

*=hdh, too meizy to type out (hdh)

isiah thomas said...

norv sucks

*fixed

tem said...

sage had the colts in his suicide pool this week.

tem said...

"right but if its past 5 yards that's a penalty right?"

if the ball is in the air it is either pass interference or not.

you have to hit them before the ball is thrown to get the illegal contact call.

tem said...

when the ball is thrown is the key.

isiah thomas said...

EP/T - did you peep game on the I ♥ $ finale last night?

wft

blue said...

i think that the refs figured that noodle arm pennington couldn't overthrow a guy that much...so it had to be catchable

blue said...

by rule

tem said...

when the refs conference together all they talk about it whether or not they owe a make up call to one team or the other.

Keith S said...

On this day in 2000...

The Major League Soccer goalkeeper Tony Meola led the Kansas City Wizards to victory over the Los Angeles Galaxy. The Wizards, one year after finishing with an 8-24 record, advanced to MLS Cup 2000

Noone watched

blue said...

hahahaha

Tony Meola

El Padrino said...

"EP/T - did you peep game on the I ♥ $ finale last night?

wft"

hoopz

Keith S said...

Ice cone Mountain Dew in a can.


*fixed

Keith S said...

"I tried some Coke Zero this weekend, wasn't impressed."

I don't mind Coke Zero.

El Padrino said...

jury part was dumb but who cares

isiah thomas said...

can't believe Whiteboy blew it like that.

El Padrino said...

plax had to take his son to school

isiah thomas said...

Coke Zero wasn't that bad but it has a weird taste and smell.

El Padrino said...

dow down 648.........

Keith S said...

Were Whiteboy & Hoopz the final 2?

Keith S said...

"dow down 648........."

Do something

tem said...

683 now.

tem said...

now's the time to buy.

buy buy buy

spaceman spiff said...

westbrook has 2 broken ribs, awesome

tem said...

he has like 14 more, he'll be fine.

Keith S said...

"now's the time to buy.

buy buy buy"


*temsync

isiah thomas said...

Were Whiteboy & Hoopz the final 2?

yes

the final challenge involved begging for 100 pesos then taking a cab ride to a beach, then rolling a giant coin on the beach, then running up some stairs to their house.

then they had to put pictures of eliminated cast members in order or elimination.

whiteboy had a huge lead and totally bleu* it.

isiah thomas said...

in order of

*fixed

Keith S said...

"whiteboy had a huge lead and totally bleu* it."

It was fixed

isiah thomas said...

good point, thinking back it was fixed.

isiah thomas said...

deke, hows the fm and the relationship?

please advice


nice post btw

El Padrino said...

"now's the time to buy.

buy buy buy"

no

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The begging for money was terrific

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke, hows the fm and the relationship?"


Fine. Why do you ask?

Keith S said...

Hilarity

Keith S said...

I think mize has jumped the shark

El Padrino said...

"Citigroup Sues Wachovia, Wells Fargo for $60 Billion in Takeover Dispute"

this is going to get ugly

Keith S said...

I want to sue someone for $60 billion

Beth said...

Wow, I listened to Atlanta sports talk today at lunch and from the way the callers are talking, you'd think the Falcons are now the favorites to win the Super Bowl. I mean it was a nice win for the Falcons and they are definitely doing better than most people predicted, but calm down people.

Although I have to admit, Matt Ryan so far looks like he's a superstar in the making. But again, it's only 5 games!

Beth said...

And I also heard on the radio this is the first time in Notre Dame's history they've been 4-1 and unranked.

Just thought everyone here would appreciate that.

El Padrino said...

YES it is BETH!

El Padrino said...

!!!

Keith S said...

I would like it if ND could lose their next 4 games

tem said...

matt ryan > mike vick

Keith S said...

Big limb there, tem

isiah thomas said...

Fine. Why do you ask?

just wondering, usually getting back together after break-ups doesn't end well.

Deluxe is a lucky guy apparently.

isiah thomas said...

I would like it if ND could lose their next 4 games

no, no, no.....

let them qualify for a BCS game again, they'll get crushed (again).

national humiliation for ND is always good.

isiah thomas said...

Bad Newz Kennels > Matt Ryan Kennels

tem said...

"Big limb there, tem"

TWSS

Keith S said...

"let them qualify for a BCS game again, they'll get crushed (again)."

I bet freak that they wouldn't win 9 games

isiah thomas said...

the "overly happy" guy in our office, who just drips with OMJs and cornyness came buy*.

he printed out some stoopid sign and was showing people.

after the fake laugh and convo was over he didn't get the hint and lingered by my desk and proceeded to check out my screen to see what I was doing (I had a report and email up).

WFT....you can legally punch people for doing this right?

Keith S said...

Nice use of TWSS

isiah thomas said...

I bet freak that they wouldn't win 9 games

oh yeah, whoops.

what's the payoff?

Keith S said...

1 week name/pic for ND o/u 9 wins and 1 week name/pic for OSU o/u 11 wins

I think

isiah thomas said...

does anyone email people "thank you" and "your welcome" emails?

I've started doing this, noone else here does it though.

Keith S said...

actually, o/u 8.5 and o/u 10.5

Keith S said...

"does anyone email people "thank you" and "your welcome" emails?"

I'll email thanks, but not you're welcome

Jugdish said...

does anyone email people "thank you" and "your welcome" emails?



from time to time, but they are generally wasted emails.

isiah thomas said...

I've been hitting people up with the "thank you" more than "your welcome"

noone up in this bitch hits you with the "thank you" email though.

at least hit me with the "thank you" email, mayne.

Beth said...

"from time to time, but they are generally wasted emails"

Totally agree. I'd rather everyone assume thanks and you're welcome and not waste my time with them.

Keith S said...

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