So here in Columbus it was really windy on Sunday. Maybe you saw some highlights from the Browns game or the Bengals game. If you saw those, well the wind in Columbus was apparently worse. So the wind knocked out power for half of the city. Pretty cool stuff. So yesterday the city was "fixing" the power issue and took down power for about half of the remaining people who still had power. That included tem's office. Cool. We sat around in the dark for an hour or so and then the big boss sent us home. That was nice. I like wind.
So on to recent sports thoughts from tem. As mentioned above I was not around yesterday (or this weekend really) so some of this might be cumfastery. Too bad.
1) Big Z's no hitter: Why does the catcher catch strike three and then rifle the ball down to third base? Did he forget how many outs there were? Did the third baseman catch the ball? Was he expecting it? Do the Cubs usually throw the ball around after the third out of the inning??
2) The Bengals are terrible. Their play calling is ridiculous. Lewis will gone after this season. I think the whole Chris Henry signing made him throw in the towel.
3) Buckeye fans have turned on Todd Boeckman. Pryor will be the starting QB within 3 weeks. Probably 2.
4) EA's nose is just too big. If she is gonna get her boobs done why not get that nose done?
5) When the fuck do new TV shows start? They all seem to start in different weeks? New Terminator shows are on, but new Two and a Half Men aren't? What gives?? I thought this shit was all supposed to start the same week. Isn't that how it used to be? I liked it better the old way.
6) Company softball is at 9:20 and 10:10 tonight. I will be drunk for sure. It'll be awesome. I'm pretty sure I've decided that I only really like 1 or 2 people on the team. It turns out I work with a bunch of jerks.
7) Either that or I am a jerk. Either way, I don't like the other players too much.
8) HDH stuff. Clothes is now cloths. I have gotten at least 5 emails where some fool has mispelled clothes.
movie review:
Miracle at St. Anna
This movie is another Christmas movie. It is basically Miracle on 34th Street remade by Spike Lee. So basically it is black Miracle on 34th Street. Basically some crazy black man thinks he is Kwanzaa Claus. He gets into all sorts of situations and such and it is kind of depressing, but he really believes he is Kwanzaa Claus (KC). He even has some sort of statue or something to prove it. All of this gets him into some deep trouble with Johnny Lawman. Anyway, some young lawyer decides that he is gonna defend KC. He knows KC and he knows that KC is a good man even if he did a bad thing. This movie is in the deep south so this young lawyer (who is white) defending KC gets the KKK all up in arms.
So there are threats to the young lawyer's family and his super hot wife has to leave town, but he doesn't back down and he insists on defending KC. He gives it everything he has and with the help of his assistant is able to start to convince the predominantly white jury that KC should be let off the hook because he was temporarily insane. Of course KC wasn't insane and isn't insane now, but that's the best defense young lawyer has. Anyway, the trial goes on and it is only at the closing statements that the young lawyer seals the deal. His passionate speech which ends "Now imagine she is white" sways the jury and the jury finds KC not guilty.
All is well and the young lawyer and KC have a BBQ.
4 out of 5 helmet stickers.
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or you can wait until it happens and then act surprised
apparently i'm the only one here, or maybe the only one with electricalicity
on a random side note, CNN did a profile on Jug last night, he's ok
I don't know if this has been said here before, but FUCK Coldplay
although one of their newers songs sounds similar to some pink floyd stuff, they still suck
yes, fuck Coldplay for whatever reason.
i am gonna act surprised RE: AIG.
RIP, pink floyd's keyboardist, Rick Wright
limey brits
tem got his electricalicity back
I need LOV feedback - AC/DC is coming to Atlanta in December for $93 bucks a ticket. Worth it?
For the record, I loved AC/DC growing up and am still a decent fan. But I don't want to see a bunch of old guys kill my fond memories by sucking.
And yet again, nice movie review Tem.
"tem got his electricalicity back"
tem's condo never lost it. tem's work did yesterday.
do it beth
i would say AC/DC is not worth $93 a ticket.
beth's favorite AC/DC song: Big Balls
beth wouldn't be buying the tickets, her lawyer fm would be
Beth likes to sing:
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
my fmlb team decided they were satisfied with 2nd place.
it is 1 day into the week.
quit whining already.
i'm not whining
the finals is 2 weeks long, correct?
i'm not in the finals so i don't know.
desean jackson decided that he didn't need to get into the endzone to score a TD last night
Week 25
(Sep 15 - Sep 28)
"desean jackson"
he owns westbrook in his fantasy league.
On this day in 1973...
O.J. Simpson set an NFL rushing record by gaining 250 yards in a game between his Buffalo Bills and the New England Patriots
was TP there?
My buddy in my money league was losing by 1.9 pts going into the final minute of last night's games. He has the Dallas D, and the 2 sacks they had at the end helped him win by .1 points. That had to sting for the other dude.
TP who?
did we disavow knowledge of TP?
disawho?
who this retard.
NEXT!
JUG
I feel like ass today.
According to pecosian logic, I think I might die today
Another reason to ♥ Megan Fox
Mets are gonna miss the playoffs again
"Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. "
say what now?
if that doesn't put megan fox in your top 5, nothing will
Beth
FYI... The early line on ASU/UGA is 6.5
megan fox is totally angie 2.
soon she will be wearing blood and taking doning angie things to the next level.
doning = doing.
Zero doubt in my mind that MF is batshit crazy.
She might be more insane than AJ
what'd meiz have to say about the brew crew axing yost?
exactly
awesome
"what'd meiz have to say about the brew crew axing yost?"
He said they offered him the interim position but he turnt it down.
hopefully she starts getting nekkid in movies.
meiz decided they would hire joe girardi
"I need LOV feedback - AC/DC is coming to Atlanta in December for $93 bucks a ticket. Worth it?"
No way.
If mize hadn't gotten rid of his time masheen, he could loan it to Beth for the AC/DC concert
of course it's not worth 93$ to meiz, that's like 10 steak dinnners
$9 steaks are the better
junking the time masheen was bad news.
Yost firing:
Meh. It won't make a difference. Unless Sveum & Rockin' Robin turn out to be some kind of inspirational genii
The problem with the AC/DC concert is that it's on a Tuesday night. If it was a weekend it'd be a no-brainer I think.
The Breers should hire mize to be the backstop.
Not the catcher, but the actual backstop
"If it was a weekend it'd be a no-brainer I think."
Meaning that only a person with no brains would go?
maybe she means she has nothing else to do on a tuesday night.
"AIG out the door soon
or you can wait until it happens and then act surprised"
So I should move my downpayment money someplace else or should I see if this FDIC Insurance thing is fake or not?
send it to me.
bank of temerica
What rate are you advertising?
I have a story about that f'd up football league that I can't wait to write about on tomorrow's post. Beth will love it because she loves it when guys talk about their fantasy teams.
"What rate are you advertising?"
0, but i won't lose the money. i promise.
Hmmmm, not a good sign; AIG's website is taking a long time to load.
mcnabb helped me win in lov league but also beat me in another league
Whew, my money's in ING. Stupid three letter companies.
too bad noone cares about the keeper league, i have been raping and pillaging in that one
"mcnabb helped me win in lov league but also beat me in another league"
I love DeSean Jackson because Westbrook scored after his blunder.
Does anyone know DeSean Jackson's home address? I've got a ProFlowers window open.
i have very minimal amounts in ING.
"too bad noone cares about the keeper league, i have been raping and pillaging in that one"
i care, my team is just too good.
ING is a suffix, not a bank
"too bad noone cares about the keeper league, i have been raping and pillaging in that one"
Yeah, I had to take a cold shower and scrub myself for a half hour after what happened last night. Thanks.
"Beth will love it because she loves it when guys talk about their fantasy teams."
Thanks for the heads-up Tyler, now I know to go straight to the comments tomorrow.
if tyler could just put a link to the comments at the top, that would be great.
i need a good joke
Fantasy Football Update:
Carson Palmer will throw for 300+ yards and five touchdowns this Sunday because I have put him on the bench in very league that I own him. He is a strong play for everyone else this weekend.
in very league is a lot
I benched palmer this past week for chad pennington.
pennington got more points.
I just piled a bunch of dudes onto the trading block in my shitty league, just to see how these retards react to it.
I hope hilarity ensues.
in very league is HDH
i also benched palmer.
bossman thinks the 5 year old stain on the bathroom wall is shit that someone got on there recently. And now he's all sour, because he thinks someone got shit on the wall & didn't clean it up.
What a crybaby.
re: jake the snake in ohio, tem you hear about this?
" According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We’re told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for “an 8-ball.” [...]
During the match, Roberts was clearly unable to perform, barely responding to the barrage of “fake blows” he received from the other wrestler, J.T. Lightning. Around one minute into the match, Roberts’ opponent — clearly frustrated with the situation — whispers to the ref to end the fight. Afterwards, Lightning grabbed the mic and told Roberts, “I’ve wrestled drug addicts … you are a piece of s**t, Snake. You gypped these people. F**k you.”
After the verbal assault, Jake pulled down the front of his pants and exposed his penis to the crowd."
hilarity
genii
very nice deke
ns
megan fox
photoshoot from that gq stripper loving article
TP's team made some moves in the keeper league - freak was this you or was it the real TP?
please advice
freak said he would adjust the roster every week, do you mean make moves like picked someone off waivers/free agency?
"jake the snake in ohio, tem you hear about this?"
i had not heard about that.
that is awesome.
TP's team added players I believe.
I thought we decided freak wouldn't touch the team and leave as is?
Gruden thinking Griese > Garcia seems dumb.
Unless Garcia is really hurt.
if they added players, mustve been tp
freak should be waking up in a few hours for another grueling work day, we'll see what he says then
freak, explain yourself woman.
maybe freak is letting his favorite sock control the team.
"freak was this you or was it the real TP?"
wasn't me.
so TP is not dead.
wow.
Also, morons, it would say that I made the move.
It's like you're we todd did.
I've never seen a commish move in espn so I'm not sure what it would look like.
keep using Pecosian logic though.
QUIET ON THE SET
my vaca got cut short, i need to be in tw
blow me
is that bad news?
the two Bobs are roofless
i care about the keepr league, i whipped freaks ass last week
"is that bad news?"
very bad
hopefully EP isn't being traded to AIG
bad for your company or yob status or bolth (sic)?
hopefully not your yob
go out Nino Brown style EP - blame it on the Puerto Rican.
bank of america is buying his company.
or maybe bank of temerica
no, wea re getting like 75% of lehaman's prime broker business, it's good
bad that i have to go in but good result wise
sucks your vaca is cut short, great news otherwise.
go out Nino Brown style EP - blame it on the Puerto Rican.
I'd still recommend this however.
the bank of temerica is ruthless.
the bank of temerica is ruthless.
roofless and quite possibly toofless if stocked with employees from wa va.
BoT only hires hot womens.
except for 1 fatty who is used to point at and say "see we don't just hire hot womens"
she has teef, they are just filed down from all the eating she does.
company softball game today.
mr as. needs to teach me how to hit to right field today.
or at least explain his/a method to me.
other than batting lefty.
meeting time.
is anyone else worried about Fathead's health after last nights Iggles game?
one token fatty is exceptible (sic)
re: hitting to right field, whilst the pitch is in the air, drop your right foot back (step backwards, with your right).
then wait until the ball is towards the back of your stance to swing
re: hitting to right field
don't hit it to left.
done and done.
"mr as. needs to teach me how to hit to right field today."
hit lefty
hitting to rf:
it's easier to explain with a video
"don't hit it to left."
what about center?
tem pull a Major League and call your shot then bunt.
drink a lot
then it won't matter where you hit it
Drop your hand/arms/bat down before swinging.
*hands
I knew TMQ would approve of shanahan's call to go for 2
Poop your pants before hitting
"Drop your hand/arms/bat down before swinging."
i've seen a dude do this.
he pops up to right a lot.
i'll try the dropping my leg back if i am sober enough.
by the by Jaws was on top of his game yesterday.
is stepping forward with your left foot instead of stepping back with the right acceptable? thats what i do
"i've seen a dude do this.
he pops up to right a lot."
Then that dude is swinging too hard.
"is stepping forward with your left foot instead of stepping back with the right acceptable?"
i might step on the plate if i did that.
because i am we todd did.
by the by Jaws was on top of his game yesterday.
Jaws gets too high and too low covering Iggles games, imo.
Iggles get behind he clams up.
Iggles score and take lead he gets manic.
I like jaws though, TC...notsomuch.
Then that dude is swinging too hard.
NBA Scab : check
MLB Scab : check
Beer League Softball Guy : check
yeah, i worry about stepping on the plate if i step forward
So yep, definitely strep throat.
"MLB Scab : check"
'scuse me?
The good news is I don't have to go back to work
"mr as. needs to teach me how to hit to right field today."
I don't like the whole "drop your right leg back" routine because then there's too much movement in the box.
TWSS
Just wait until the ball is deeper into the zone.
TWSS
does mr. as. prefer the dropping hands method?
too much movement, but it's impossible to teach a guy how to swing "inside out" over the interweb...unless you use my awesome instructional video i linked.
Tom Emansky could teach tem.
HDH email:
" I am hoping to have everyone that is going to participate finalized by September 30rd "
i used that link. kid looked like he was using the drop your hands method.
"does mr. as. prefer the dropping hands method?"
No, then you'll swing up and pop it up a lot. Unless you're mize.
yeah, drop hands method and lead with hands/knob of bat (inside out swing)
September 30rd is the awesomer
"No, then you'll swing up and pop it up a lot. Unless you're mize."
The point of it is to hit bloop singles.
"The point of it is to hit bloop singles."
If your goal is to hit a "bloop single", you'll probably pop-up more than you get a hit.
I'd rather take my chances hitting it either hard on the ground or a line drive.
keef how did People's Court go?
If teams are paying attention, then can see what you're doing and either have the RF move in or have the 2B play a lot deeper
"keef how did People's Court go?"
It's at 3:15.
tem just try to get a HBP.
yeah, that's why you wait until the ball is in the air to shuffle feets
good luck with that.
don't forget your script
G's to Gents finale tonight right?
Shotta will win.
"I'd rather take my chances hitting it either hard on the ground or a line drive."
right.
if your goal is to hit bloop singles, you probably should play women's softball
i have trouble keeping the barrel of the bat back through my swing, so inside out swing is tough for me.
i do well enough hitting it hard to left, but i want to diversify my game.
"i have trouble keeping the barrel of the bat back through my swing, so inside out swing is tough for me."
Don't extend your arms ass (sic) munch (sic).
i'll keep that in mind.
this is thrilling conversation.
madden makes me so angry, i dont even know why i still play it
Its shocking that Beth has made this long with us.
Boring lawyer talk must be better than this.
"Just wait until the ball is deeper into the zone."
when drunk, i think this would result in a swing and miss a lot
come to think of it, when drunk, you should be hitting it to right anyways because of delayed drunk reflexes
if i am drunk i won't be even trying to hit it to right. i'll just be swinging hard and hoping not to hit it right at someone.
i wish drunk tem could live blog from the dugout at a game
AHIIK
it's not really a huge if.
TWSS
that's too bad.
"i wish drunk tem could live blog from the dugout at a game"
too bad i don't have a verizon network card like some folks here do.
shes still marrying him tho
jug should have live-blogged the hurricane
"too bad i don't have a verizon network card like some folks here do."
Then borrow some folks card
finally tried them and new carls jr fries are to megan fox as old fries are to kelly osbourne
I don't think I've ever had Carl's Jr
Tem needs a blackberry
"finally tried them and new carls jr fries are to megan fox as old fries are to kelly osbourne"
agreed
"finally tried them and new carls jr fries are to megan fox as old fries are to kelly osbourne"
HDH analogy.
I'm surprised tem didn't drop a ::blank stare::
"Tem needs a blackberry"
dont think they sell them in the 'midwest' for fear of a technical support request overload on all fronts
i know who kelly osborne is.
lots of folks here have blackberries too.
i could take a wireless card though.
i just don't want that kind of responsibility.
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