OK let's get this thing started. First of all this is going to be some weaksauce stuff. I don't have much in me. Hopefully weak ass tem is better than nothing. Hopefully just a little bit.
Now, condolences to the Packer dude who tore his spleen. That has to hurt. This is 2 years in a row the NFL has spleen injuries. I don't recall it ever happening before. Maybe they need some spleen protectors.
More NFL stuff, on Kiffin getting fired: If you write it often enough eventually you will get it right. So, sources have confirmed that Al Davis will fire Lane Kiffin next Monday. He will do it via telegram and the telegram will read "stay home for awhile. stop. loser. stop."
Buckeyes Update: Now that Pryor is in the common feeling among Buckeye fans is that they are a shoo in for the Rose Bowl. They will beat Wisc and PSU with ease. Buckeye fans are rather funny. I'm not sure a different QB cures all their problems. Especially the problem with their only running back being made of tissue paper.
I'm tired of radio stations stopping the music to tell me that they never stop the music. One station here in town takes it to another level. They make fun of their competitor by telling me that all the competitor does is talk and that they are better than their competitor because all that they do is play music. Then they tell me "so here is another 10 songs non-stop." Then after the first song they stop the music to tell me I am in the middle of a 10 in a row on the station that never stops the music.
NFL OT was still pretty exciting. 2 games went there and I was watching them both. Until the BW3s changed the Bucs game to the 49ers game. I threw a temtrum and they changed it back. That put a smile on the faces of the Bull Dykes sitting next to me. They were all about the OT. In any case, OT is OT and it is fun. I might like the college system better, but the NFL's OT system isn't absolute shit.
I bet Deke does actually do his mailbag next week. It will be the post of the year. If it were posted on Sparty and Friends.
Bah, not only is the US Mint not getting rid of the penny it is redesigning it. Pennies are freaking useless. We just need to melt them all down and build a giant statue out of the metal. Or maybe build spleen protectors.
Enough with the crap on to the movie review:
Choke
This is some new release that is coming out. It is another sports themed movie. This one is based on the 2007-2008 New England Patriots. I guess it is a documentary of sorts, but Steve Sabol is not the voice nor is Morgan Freeman, so right there it loses major points. If you make a documentary and choose anyone else other than those 2 guys you better have a good reason. They don't. In fact let's say Chris Berman is the narrator. There is a reason they don't let him talk for more than 2 minutes at a time on TV. Anyway, so the movie documents the Pats' storied season all the way through to their choke job in the Super Bowl. The camera work is good and the sports scenes are realistic. The best part of course is the end where the Pats choke. Most of the documentary is a favorable look behind the scenes at Pats' practices and stuff. I think most of it is fake though, or at least from other years, lots of times the weather just up and changes and sometimes the coach is Parcells and not Bellicheat. I think they really did a poor job with editing those parts.
1 helmet sticker out of 5. Not enough crying Pats fans.
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just got into a verbal shouting match with the Gollum, it ended in the manager's office with me saying I will break your neck
NS
stats are skewed because of the big population
fuck that guy
he is a piece of euro shit
polish fuck, i will break him in two
skew beef not stats
what was the arguement about?
I am eating BBQ chicken for breakfast.
violence in the workplace is always fun!
Here's a random hot chick link, not that I think anyone will complain.
One reason to watch women's golf.
(Zoom in for maximum effect.)
(SFW)
he's jealous that i got promoted so he passed a comment aboiut how since the fed has been opnelate everyday that I stay, so i said fuck you i dont get paid to stay - YOU DO. Then i said come in at 12 noon then, that would be ok. then he answered me back with that euro trash attitude like and said you fucking come in at 12 that dont make sense so i said fuck you and the boss man came out and told us to go in his office
it got worse in there once the door closed so it solved nothing
Wooosa
See, workplace argument details are MUCH more interesting than marketplace analysis on LOV. Well done EP.
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traffic sucks. A lot of lights are still out from the storm. I live about 6 miles from my office and it took me 45 minutes to get to work this AM.
fighting matches at work are the better.
he would be the first person i killed if they lifted that silly murder law we have
had to take my car in.
they said $1322 to fix an exhaust pipe.
$1284 to replace the clutch.
$26 to put new parking lights in.
$71 to put new rear brakes on
$550 to put new timing belts in.
my car is probably worth $2,000 tops. i laughed for a long time at the lady and told her to fix the brakes.
" live about 6 miles from my office and it took me 45 minutes"
should have ridden a bike.
I could have ran and it would have saved me time.
running is hard work and makes you sweaty.
not something you want to be doing before actual work.
"I could have ran and it would have saved me time."
back in the day meiz could run 6 miles in under 10 minutes
"I could have ran and it would have saved me time"
I'd be impressed if that's true.
"back in the day meiz could run 6 miles in under 10 minutes"
TJW still can.
i can fall 6 miles in under 10 minutes.
hell, nowadays, meiz can't even drive 6 miles in less than ten minutes
no warranty tem
100K miles for Hyuandi's
i asked them about the warranty and they said the 100k warranty was only for the engine and the drivetrain.
not the clutch (which i knew wouldn't be warrantied) or the exhaust system.
clutch is never warrantied because people can just burn those fuckers out too easily by not knowing how to use them right.
timing belts is a maintenance thing, like changing oil, so it is not warrantied either.
local hyunadai guys is doing 30% off the sticker, then he'll pay your first year of car payments or whack another 30% off sticker so totaling 60%
so he says....
clutch, yeah
i havent driven stick in about 10 years
when they call back and tell me the car is ready i'm gonna ask again about the warranty.
"local hyunadai guys is doing 30% off the sticker"
30% off is a good deal. even if it is an inexpensive hyundai.
then another 30% is nice too.
60% off sticker is a lot though. They must have raised sticker to cover the % off.
I can't wait until my truck is paid off.
i just paid my truck off the other day...it feels good
no car payment is nice. the elantra has been paid off for 2 years...maybe 3 now.
no just 2.
cmjug's car will hopefully be paid off by the end of the year, mine shortly after.
no car payments ----------->
undermaj never has car payments.
undermaj gets free cars.
tem has to pay though.
tem is getting a new car within about 7 months so tem is not going to fix his clutch or his exhaust.
tem might fix his exhaust himself with duct tape.
what is he going to get?
don't know.
maybe the new mazda 6. maybe something else.
duct tape fixes everything
What's up with the pussy known as Beltran?
He touched the wall and he's injured?
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Interesting article by Ron Paul
And by interesting, I mean most of you won't care.
interesting articles are ones with pictures of Natalie Gulbis stretching
is ron paul that guy who dresses up in drag?
"What's up with the pussy known as Beltran?
He touched the wall and he's injured?"
See: Sanders, Bob
Bob Sanders hurt Carlos Beltran?
"I am eating BBQ chicken for breakfast."
Haven't done that in ages. I bet it was tasty.
pussy is a funny word, say what you want about beltran but pretty sure he's never missed more than 10games in one year
no, he just watches strike 3 in the NLCS
his brain is injured
It was excellent!
that curveball was dirty
He was excellent in the playoffs when he was rented by the Astros.
Astros fans love it whenever I see Beltran on TV and say "Didn't he used to play for the Royals?"
I need a new car. Badly.
I used be cool with the Cougar, but now its starting to get some rust.
An old car in good shape is cool. An old rust bucket, not so much.
the cross dresser wrote a pretty good article
it sounded pretty intelligent.
Keith and Zeke can ignore this:
Roscoe Parrish or Jake Reed?
or DJ Hackett
roscoe has the better name.
by the by i assume you mean josh reed.
i'd play reed.
hackett will be on the bench and i'll take reed over parrish.
Yes. Josh Reed.
jake reed? didn't he play for the vikings back in the cris carter days?
i wouldn't play him
Jake was the Viking
eracist
you should start Lee Evans
$1322 to fix an exhaust pipe? Are they using diamonds to tack the gold & platinum tubing into place? Jesus.
poor rocket
"Are they using diamonds to tack the gold & platinum tubing into place?"
no, they're using roses from that florist that sold you, the ones for your lady friend.
ahahahah roger....loser
Well, that would be impractical.
"$1322 to fix an exhaust pipe? "
my thoughts exactly.
at first i said "thirteen dollars?"
then she said "no thirteen hundred thirty two dollars"
then i said "ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa"
You'd think Roger could afford a big generator so he wouldn't have to watch it on a battery powered TV.
He could have watched it at Rusty Hardin's house or something, I bet they have power.
apparently they want to replace the whole exhaust pipe and catalytic converter.
"You'd think Roger could afford a big generator so he wouldn't have to watch it on a battery powered TV."
roger is so rich he says fuck generators, just get me battery back ups for everything.
the fridge, the plasma tv, everything is all on battery backups.
he probably has an oil rig in his back yard and pumps in his own oil which he uses to run every appliance.
hell he is such a workout fiend he probably just runs on the treadmill for hours and creates enough electricity that way.
feind? fiend? i don't know how to spell it.
fiend looks right
it's like a friend, but without the r
"$1322 to fix an exhaust pipe? Are they using diamonds to tack the gold & platinum tubing into place? Jesus."
Just go to Home Depot & get some cheap fence post.
"feind? fiend? i don't know how to spell it."
I before E except after C...
you really think they teach us that rule in WV?
And playing the role of Keith...Its Beth!
it is a miracle i am this literate.
beth is Ms. As.
"I before E except after C..."
That's silly
"Just go to Home Depot & get some cheap fence post."
duct tape is plan A, plan B is not to worry about it, plac C is fence post.
Geez, you try to help people out and you get slammed for it.
That's about all I can remember from elementary school, but it's still a helpful rule, so there. (Although there are a few exceptions of course, like weird.)
And tem, I've actually been called "Ms. Ass" before, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
what are you going to do with the fence post?
i before e except after c, except for in words like weigh and sleigh.
and apparently weird.
"what are you going to do with the fence post?"
fence post = exhaust pipe.
"what are you going to do with the fence post?"
Are you asking beth or mize?
"That's about all I can remember from elementary school,"
that and the virginity loss.
"i before e except after c, except for in words like weigh and sleigh.
and apparently weird."
And keith
lunch time.
i don't see how a big block of wood is an exhaust pipe.
"that and the virginity loss"
I'm not from WV.
"i don't see how a big block of wood is an exhaust pipe."
Think along the lines of a chain-link fence.
"he's jealous that i got promoted so he passed a comment aboiut how since the fed has been opnelate everyday that I stay, so i said fuck you i dont get paid to stay - YOU DO. Then i said come in at 12 noon then, that would be ok. then he answered me back with that euro trash attitude like and said you fucking come in at 12 that dont make sense so i said fuck you and the boss man came out and told us to go in his office"
NYC metro area has the more drama
C.11
Chicken w/Broccli
White Rice
Egg Roll
Wonton Soup
shut up dickhole
If I got in a work argument, 3 of my 4 co-workers would quit.
I swallowed a bug.
"C.11"
Looks tasty.
"shut up dickhole"
Nuh uh, you're a dickhole
"I swallowed a bug."
I did that on Sunday whilst I was running a sub-20 minute half marathon.
"Think along the lines of a chain-link fence."
please explain this chain link you speak of, like the stuff they have in trailer parks
"I did that on Sunday whilst I was running a sub-20 minute half marathon."
ok who wants to go first
"please explain this chain link you speak of"
really?
"I swallowed a bug."
No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug."
EP's overthinking again
"No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug.""
::you know what goes here::
"No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug.""
I always use "I bought a monkey"
::you know what goes here::
you've never seen good will hunting?
"I am eating BBQ chicken for breakfast."
ok Dupree, don't clog the downstairs toilet again.
fuck the gollum yo, unless he knows some ancient polish fighting technique that i dont know about i could literally break him in half
that would probably go well at work
NYC metro area has the whitest trash
CEO bludgeoned to death by mob of employees he laid off
The Knicks are preparing to put Marbury on waivers by the end of the week, several sources with knowledge of the situation told Newsday.
at least Gollum wasn't pissed about the Mets loss or them giving up a grand slam to a pitcher.
white trash is unacceptable
obviously that didnt help my mood zeke
does Gollum report to you now?
"does Gollum report to you now?"
no, but i got promoted over him, he's been here longer
OOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE
starbury thing, when it happens i'll believe it
IN DE FACE! Gollum
"unless he knows some ancient polish fighting technique that i dont know about i could literally break him in half"
There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight.
The Tone Rangers were practicing in ep's office today and it upset him.
cum-cum on the kick drum
sapp can move that fat belly
hilarity at jug
EP on the bass
keef on the rusty trombone
A buddy of mine once got a rusty trombone from a fat black chick.
"A buddy of mine" once got a rusty trombone from a fat black chick.
fixed
joey chestnut loses beer drinking contest
yo brooke burke on dancing show
dont forget, just looked it up on youtube and i have a massive erection right now
that show is sneaky, might have to peep that with the wife just to see these bitches
the girl warren sapp is partnered with is hot too
Misty May should really only walk around in a bikini.
"ok Dupree, don't clog the downstairs toilet again."
""No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug.""
"
::blank stare::
the blank stare after movie quotes from tem is a given.
personality types by state
i think our secretary just hurt herself a lot.
should i go investigate?
i think if the phone rings and nobody answers i'll go see what's up.
She may need mouth to mouth
gross.
she must be ok, she just answered a phone.
C11 was tasty
need a chocolate bar and a nap now
c 11 would be better with fried rice.
i forgot blaine is hangin upside down in central park, i may go check that out
throw a apple at his head or something
"c 11 would be better with fried rice."
Yes. And pepper oil.
not from this place, it isn't that good
"i forgot blaine is hangin upside down in central park, i may go check that out"
Why does he do these stunts? He should stick to street magic.
I get irritated when someone brings in a prepaid shipment and homeboy says "Ok. It should be ready to go."
No, dummy. It is ready to go.
bossman has THE WORST fake laugh. I hate fake people. WFT are you pretending to laugh about?
"Why does he do these stunts? He should stick to street magic."
to get laid
If I win with JT O'Sullivan, Josh Reed, and Mark Clayton in the shitty league, I'm gonna run away with the title.
I am the proud owner of two tickets to game 2 of the NLDS.
"I am the proud owner of two tickets to game 2 of the NLDS."
get Beltran's autograph
How much freak? What kind of seats?
I bought them direct through the cubs ticket office, so seats were 35 a piece.
in section 204.
very nice!
pretyty cheap
upper deck seats were just 25.
people can make a lot of money if they put them up at a resale place.
Which game freak?
never mind
holy crap, on stubhub those tickets would go for about 350.
10 times face value is an awful lot to pay for tickets.
fat guy stands when he talks on the phone, hoepfully this is not re-curring like zeke's old guy
zeke who moved into that office now that old guy died?
Someone asked if Hootie was on country radio now...I heard his song a little while ago. I wouldn't have guessed it was him had they not introduced it first.
Pressured to shake up an offense that ranked 31st in the league, Rams coach Scott Linehan benched Marc Bulger on Tuesday and has given the starting job to Trent Green.
Trent Green is still alive?
Does fat guy breath really heavy all the time, especially after returning from long walks to the bathroom?
Trent Green is mostly machine now.
fat guy stands when he talks on the phone, hoepfully this is not re-curring like zeke's old guy
I'm pretty sure it was his hemorrhoids (sp) acting up because he would only do this occassionally.
zeke who moved into that office now that old guy died?
no one, we're moving buildings in a month anyway.
moving buildings is HDH
does your company move mountains too?
"get Beltran's autograph"
Did Beltran buy tickets, too?
On this day in 2000...
At the Summer Olympic Games in Sydney, Australia, the U.S. sprinter Marion Jones blazed to victory in the 100-meter dash in a time of 10.75 seconds, winning by .37 of a second, the greatest margin of victory in nearly 50 years. It was almost as if she was on steroids or something.
freak
How far of a drive is it for you to go up to Chicago?
Have you signed up for this meiz?
"Did Beltran buy tickets, too?"
he'll be roaming CF that day
"How far of a drive is it for you to go up to Chicago?"
to get up to the north side, it's probably a little under 3 hours.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
"Have you signed up for this meiz?"
Last year. I gave up on that.
"he'll be roaming CF that day"
The trade deadline has passed
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Awesome
If tem doesn't know that one, he's dead to me
time for
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