Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Traveshamockery

OK let's get this thing started. First of all this is going to be some weaksauce stuff. I don't have much in me. Hopefully weak ass tem is better than nothing. Hopefully just a little bit.

Now, condolences to the Packer dude who tore his spleen. That has to hurt. This is 2 years in a row the NFL has spleen injuries. I don't recall it ever happening before. Maybe they need some spleen protectors.

More NFL stuff, on Kiffin getting fired: If you write it often enough eventually you will get it right. So, sources have confirmed that Al Davis will fire Lane Kiffin next Monday. He will do it via telegram and the telegram will read "stay home for awhile. stop. loser. stop."

Buckeyes Update: Now that Pryor is in the common feeling among Buckeye fans is that they are a shoo in for the Rose Bowl. They will beat Wisc and PSU with ease. Buckeye fans are rather funny. I'm not sure a different QB cures all their problems. Especially the problem with their only running back being made of tissue paper.

I'm tired of radio stations stopping the music to tell me that they never stop the music. One station here in town takes it to another level. They make fun of their competitor by telling me that all the competitor does is talk and that they are better than their competitor because all that they do is play music. Then they tell me "so here is another 10 songs non-stop." Then after the first song they stop the music to tell me I am in the middle of a 10 in a row on the station that never stops the music.

NFL OT was still pretty exciting. 2 games went there and I was watching them both. Until the BW3s changed the Bucs game to the 49ers game. I threw a temtrum and they changed it back. That put a smile on the faces of the Bull Dykes sitting next to me. They were all about the OT. In any case, OT is OT and it is fun. I might like the college system better, but the NFL's OT system isn't absolute shit.

I bet Deke does actually do his mailbag next week. It will be the post of the year. If it were posted on Sparty and Friends.

Bah, not only is the US Mint not getting rid of the penny it is redesigning it. Pennies are freaking useless. We just need to melt them all down and build a giant statue out of the metal. Or maybe build spleen protectors.

Enough with the crap on to the movie review:

Choke

This is some new release that is coming out. It is another sports themed movie. This one is based on the 2007-2008 New England Patriots. I guess it is a documentary of sorts, but Steve Sabol is not the voice nor is Morgan Freeman, so right there it loses major points. If you make a documentary and choose anyone else other than those 2 guys you better have a good reason. They don't. In fact let's say Chris Berman is the narrator. There is a reason they don't let him talk for more than 2 minutes at a time on TV. Anyway, so the movie documents the Pats' storied season all the way through to their choke job in the Super Bowl. The camera work is good and the sports scenes are realistic. The best part of course is the end where the Pats choke. Most of the documentary is a favorable look behind the scenes at Pats' practices and stuff. I think most of it is fake though, or at least from other years, lots of times the weather just up and changes and sometimes the coach is Parcells and not Bellicheat. I think they really did a poor job with editing those parts.

1 helmet sticker out of 5. Not enough crying Pats fans.

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El Padrino said...

NYC is the safest major city, with 2,432.3 crimes per 100,000 people and, out 245 cities with populations over 100,000, NYC was 230th between Santa Clarita, CA and Rancho Cucamonga, CA (most dangerous are Dallas, San Antonio, Houston, Phoenix and Philadelphia).

El Padrino said...

just got into a verbal shouting match with the Gollum, it ended in the manager's office with me saying I will break your neck

NS

Jugdish said...

stats are skewed because of the big population

El Padrino said...

fuck that guy
he is a piece of euro shit
polish fuck, i will break him in two

El Padrino said...

skew beef not stats

Jugdish said...

what was the arguement about?

Jugdish said...

I am eating BBQ chicken for breakfast.

Jugdish said...

violence in the workplace is always fun!

Beth said...

Here's a random hot chick link, not that I think anyone will complain.

One reason to watch women's golf.
(Zoom in for maximum effect.)

(SFW)

El Padrino said...

he's jealous that i got promoted so he passed a comment aboiut how since the fed has been opnelate everyday that I stay, so i said fuck you i dont get paid to stay - YOU DO. Then i said come in at 12 noon then, that would be ok. then he answered me back with that euro trash attitude like and said you fucking come in at 12 that dont make sense so i said fuck you and the boss man came out and told us to go in his office

it got worse in there once the door closed so it solved nothing

Wooosa

Beth said...

See, workplace argument details are MUCH more interesting than marketplace analysis on LOV. Well done EP.

NS

Jugdish said...

traffic sucks. A lot of lights are still out from the storm. I live about 6 miles from my office and it took me 45 minutes to get to work this AM.

tem said...

fighting matches at work are the better.

El Padrino said...

he would be the first person i killed if they lifted that silly murder law we have

tem said...

had to take my car in.

they said $1322 to fix an exhaust pipe.

$1284 to replace the clutch.

$26 to put new parking lights in.

$71 to put new rear brakes on

$550 to put new timing belts in.

my car is probably worth $2,000 tops. i laughed for a long time at the lady and told her to fix the brakes.

tem said...

" live about 6 miles from my office and it took me 45 minutes"

should have ridden a bike.

Jugdish said...

I could have ran and it would have saved me time.

tem said...

running is hard work and makes you sweaty.

not something you want to be doing before actual work.

blue said...

"I could have ran and it would have saved me time."

back in the day meiz could run 6 miles in under 10 minutes

Beth said...

"I could have ran and it would have saved me time"

I'd be impressed if that's true.

Beth said...

"back in the day meiz could run 6 miles in under 10 minutes"

TJW still can.

tem said...

i can fall 6 miles in under 10 minutes.

blue said...

hell, nowadays, meiz can't even drive 6 miles in less than ten minutes

El Padrino said...

no warranty tem
100K miles for Hyuandi's

tem said...

i asked them about the warranty and they said the 100k warranty was only for the engine and the drivetrain.

not the clutch (which i knew wouldn't be warrantied) or the exhaust system.

tem said...

clutch is never warrantied because people can just burn those fuckers out too easily by not knowing how to use them right.

tem said...

timing belts is a maintenance thing, like changing oil, so it is not warrantied either.

El Padrino said...

local hyunadai guys is doing 30% off the sticker, then he'll pay your first year of car payments or whack another 30% off sticker so totaling 60%

so he says....

El Padrino said...

clutch, yeah
i havent driven stick in about 10 years

tem said...

when they call back and tell me the car is ready i'm gonna ask again about the warranty.

tem said...

"local hyunadai guys is doing 30% off the sticker"

30% off is a good deal. even if it is an inexpensive hyundai.

then another 30% is nice too.

tem said...

60% off sticker is a lot though. They must have raised sticker to cover the % off.

Jugdish said...

I can't wait until my truck is paid off.

blue said...

i just paid my truck off the other day...it feels good

tem said...

no car payment is nice. the elantra has been paid off for 2 years...maybe 3 now.

tem said...

no just 2.

Jugdish said...

cmjug's car will hopefully be paid off by the end of the year, mine shortly after.

Jugdish said...

no car payments ----------->

tem said...

undermaj never has car payments.

undermaj gets free cars.

tem said...

tem has to pay though.

tem said...

tem is getting a new car within about 7 months so tem is not going to fix his clutch or his exhaust.

tem might fix his exhaust himself with duct tape.

Jugdish said...

what is he going to get?

tem said...

don't know.

maybe the new mazda 6. maybe something else.

blue said...

duct tape fixes everything

JFreak said...

What's up with the pussy known as Beltran?

He touched the wall and he's injured?

blue said...

Zoom Zoom

Steve said...

Interesting article by Ron Paul

And by interesting, I mean most of you won't care.

blue said...

interesting articles are ones with pictures of Natalie Gulbis stretching

blue said...

is ron paul that guy who dresses up in drag?

El Padrino said...

"What's up with the pussy known as Beltran?

He touched the wall and he's injured?"

See: Sanders, Bob

blue said...

Bob Sanders hurt Carlos Beltran?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I am eating BBQ chicken for breakfast."


Haven't done that in ages. I bet it was tasty.

El Padrino said...

pussy is a funny word, say what you want about beltran but pretty sure he's never missed more than 10games in one year

blue said...

no, he just watches strike 3 in the NLCS

blue said...

his brain is injured

Jugdish said...

It was excellent!

El Padrino said...

that curveball was dirty

Jugdish said...

He was excellent in the playoffs when he was rented by the Astros.

Astros fans love it whenever I see Beltran on TV and say "Didn't he used to play for the Royals?"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need a new car. Badly.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I used be cool with the Cougar, but now its starting to get some rust.

An old car in good shape is cool. An old rust bucket, not so much.

tem said...

the cross dresser wrote a pretty good article

tem said...

it sounded pretty intelligent.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Keith and Zeke can ignore this:


Roscoe Parrish or Jake Reed?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or DJ Hackett

tem said...

roscoe has the better name.

tem said...

by the by i assume you mean josh reed.

tem said...

i'd play reed.

hackett will be on the bench and i'll take reed over parrish.

blue said...
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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes. Josh Reed.

blue said...

jake reed? didn't he play for the vikings back in the cris carter days?

i wouldn't play him

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jake was the Viking

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

eracist

blue said...

you should start Lee Evans

Tyler said...

$1322 to fix an exhaust pipe? Are they using diamonds to tack the gold & platinum tubing into place? Jesus.

Jugdish said...

poor rocket

blue said...

"Are they using diamonds to tack the gold & platinum tubing into place?"

no, they're using roses from that florist that sold you, the ones for your lady friend.

blue said...

ahahahah roger....loser

Tyler said...

Well, that would be impractical.

tem said...

"$1322 to fix an exhaust pipe? "

my thoughts exactly.

at first i said "thirteen dollars?"

then she said "no thirteen hundred thirty two dollars"

then i said "ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa"

Jugdish said...

You'd think Roger could afford a big generator so he wouldn't have to watch it on a battery powered TV.

He could have watched it at Rusty Hardin's house or something, I bet they have power.

tem said...

apparently they want to replace the whole exhaust pipe and catalytic converter.

tem said...

"You'd think Roger could afford a big generator so he wouldn't have to watch it on a battery powered TV."

roger is so rich he says fuck generators, just get me battery back ups for everything.

the fridge, the plasma tv, everything is all on battery backups.

blue said...

he probably has an oil rig in his back yard and pumps in his own oil which he uses to run every appliance.

tem said...

hell he is such a workout fiend he probably just runs on the treadmill for hours and creates enough electricity that way.

tem said...

feind? fiend? i don't know how to spell it.

blue said...

fiend looks right

it's like a friend, but without the r

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"$1322 to fix an exhaust pipe? Are they using diamonds to tack the gold & platinum tubing into place? Jesus."

Just go to Home Depot & get some cheap fence post.

Beth said...

"feind? fiend? i don't know how to spell it."

I before E except after C...

tem said...

you really think they teach us that rule in WV?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And playing the role of Keith...Its Beth!

tem said...

it is a miracle i am this literate.

tem said...

beth is Ms. As.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"I before E except after C..."

That's silly

tem said...

"Just go to Home Depot & get some cheap fence post."

duct tape is plan A, plan B is not to worry about it, plac C is fence post.

Beth said...

Geez, you try to help people out and you get slammed for it.

That's about all I can remember from elementary school, but it's still a helpful rule, so there. (Although there are a few exceptions of course, like weird.)

Beth said...

And tem, I've actually been called "Ms. Ass" before, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)

blue said...

what are you going to do with the fence post?

tem said...

i before e except after c, except for in words like weigh and sleigh.

and apparently weird.

tem said...

"what are you going to do with the fence post?"

fence post = exhaust pipe.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"what are you going to do with the fence post?"

Are you asking beth or mize?

tem said...

"That's about all I can remember from elementary school,"

that and the virginity loss.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"i before e except after c, except for in words like weigh and sleigh.

and apparently weird."

And keith

tem said...

lunch time.

blue said...

i don't see how a big block of wood is an exhaust pipe.

Beth said...

"that and the virginity loss"

I'm not from WV.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i don't see how a big block of wood is an exhaust pipe."


Think along the lines of a chain-link fence.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"he's jealous that i got promoted so he passed a comment aboiut how since the fed has been opnelate everyday that I stay, so i said fuck you i dont get paid to stay - YOU DO. Then i said come in at 12 noon then, that would be ok. then he answered me back with that euro trash attitude like and said you fucking come in at 12 that dont make sense so i said fuck you and the boss man came out and told us to go in his office"



NYC metro area has the more drama

El Padrino said...

C.11

Chicken w/Broccli
White Rice
Egg Roll
Wonton Soup

El Padrino said...

shut up dickhole

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If I got in a work argument, 3 of my 4 co-workers would quit.

Jugdish said...

I swallowed a bug.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"C.11"

Looks tasty.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"shut up dickhole"

Nuh uh, you're a dickhole

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I swallowed a bug."

I did that on Sunday whilst I was running a sub-20 minute half marathon.

blue said...

"Think along the lines of a chain-link fence."


please explain this chain link you speak of, like the stuff they have in trailer parks

El Padrino said...

"I did that on Sunday whilst I was running a sub-20 minute half marathon."

ok who wants to go first

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"please explain this chain link you speak of"


really?

Jugdish said...

"I swallowed a bug."

No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP's overthinking again

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug.""


::you know what goes here::

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug.""

I always use "I bought a monkey"

Jugdish said...

::you know what goes here::


you've never seen good will hunting?

isiah thomas said...

"I am eating BBQ chicken for breakfast."


ok Dupree, don't clog the downstairs toilet again.

El Padrino said...

fuck the gollum yo, unless he knows some ancient polish fighting technique that i dont know about i could literally break him in half

Jugdish said...

that would probably go well at work

I can't wait to get married!! said...

NYC metro area has the whitest trash

El Padrino said...

CEO bludgeoned to death by mob of employees he laid off

I can't wait to get married!! said...

The Knicks are preparing to put Marbury on waivers by the end of the week, several sources with knowledge of the situation told Newsday.

isiah thomas said...

at least Gollum wasn't pissed about the Mets loss or them giving up a grand slam to a pitcher.

El Padrino said...

white trash is unacceptable

El Padrino said...

obviously that didnt help my mood zeke

isiah thomas said...

does Gollum report to you now?

El Padrino said...

"does Gollum report to you now?"

no, but i got promoted over him, he's been here longer

OOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE

El Padrino said...

starbury thing, when it happens i'll believe it

isiah thomas said...

IN DE FACE! Gollum

Jugdish said...

"unless he knows some ancient polish fighting technique that i dont know about i could literally break him in half"



There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight.

Jugdish said...

The Tone Rangers were practicing in ep's office today and it upset him.

isiah thomas said...

cum-cum on the kick drum

El Padrino said...

sapp can move that fat belly

El Padrino said...

hilarity at jug

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP on the bass

El Padrino said...

keef on the rusty trombone

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A buddy of mine once got a rusty trombone from a fat black chick.

Jugdish said...

"A buddy of mine" once got a rusty trombone from a fat black chick.



fixed

El Padrino said...

joey chestnut loses beer drinking contest

El Padrino said...

yo brooke burke on dancing show
dont forget, just looked it up on youtube and i have a massive erection right now

El Padrino said...

that show is sneaky, might have to peep that with the wife just to see these bitches

the girl warren sapp is partnered with is hot too

I can't wait to get married!! said...

Misty May should really only walk around in a bikini.

tem said...

"ok Dupree, don't clog the downstairs toilet again."

""No, that elp work drama reminded me of that dialogue in Good Will Hunting right before Morgan says "I swallowed a bug.""
"

::blank stare::

Jugdish said...

the blank stare after movie quotes from tem is a given.

Jugdish said...

personality types by state

tem said...

i think our secretary just hurt herself a lot.

should i go investigate?

tem said...

i think if the phone rings and nobody answers i'll go see what's up.

Jugdish said...

She may need mouth to mouth

tem said...

gross.

tem said...

she must be ok, she just answered a phone.

El Padrino said...

C11 was tasty
need a chocolate bar and a nap now

tem said...

c 11 would be better with fried rice.

El Padrino said...

i forgot blaine is hangin upside down in central park, i may go check that out

throw a apple at his head or something

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"c 11 would be better with fried rice."

Yes. And pepper oil.

El Padrino said...

not from this place, it isn't that good

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i forgot blaine is hangin upside down in central park, i may go check that out"

Why does he do these stunts? He should stick to street magic.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I get irritated when someone brings in a prepaid shipment and homeboy says "Ok. It should be ready to go."


No, dummy. It is ready to go.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

bossman has THE WORST fake laugh. I hate fake people. WFT are you pretending to laugh about?

El Padrino said...

"Why does he do these stunts? He should stick to street magic."

to get laid

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If I win with JT O'Sullivan, Josh Reed, and Mark Clayton in the shitty league, I'm gonna run away with the title.

JFreak said...

I am the proud owner of two tickets to game 2 of the NLDS.

El Padrino said...

"I am the proud owner of two tickets to game 2 of the NLDS."

get Beltran's autograph

Jugdish said...

How much freak? What kind of seats?

JFreak said...

I bought them direct through the cubs ticket office, so seats were 35 a piece.

in section 204.

Jugdish said...

very nice!

El Padrino said...

pretyty cheap

JFreak said...

upper deck seats were just 25.

people can make a lot of money if they put them up at a resale place.

Jugdish said...

Which game freak?

Jugdish said...

never mind

JFreak said...

holy crap, on stubhub those tickets would go for about 350.

JFreak said...

10 times face value is an awful lot to pay for tickets.

El Padrino said...

fat guy stands when he talks on the phone, hoepfully this is not re-curring like zeke's old guy

El Padrino said...

zeke who moved into that office now that old guy died?

Jugdish said...

Someone asked if Hootie was on country radio now...I heard his song a little while ago. I wouldn't have guessed it was him had they not introduced it first.

isiah thomas said...

Pressured to shake up an offense that ranked 31st in the league, Rams coach Scott Linehan benched Marc Bulger on Tuesday and has given the starting job to Trent Green.

Trent Green is still alive?

Jugdish said...

Does fat guy breath really heavy all the time, especially after returning from long walks to the bathroom?

Jugdish said...

Trent Green is mostly machine now.

isiah thomas said...

fat guy stands when he talks on the phone, hoepfully this is not re-curring like zeke's old guy


I'm pretty sure it was his hemorrhoids (sp) acting up because he would only do this occassionally.

isiah thomas said...

zeke who moved into that office now that old guy died?

no one, we're moving buildings in a month anyway.

El Padrino said...

moving buildings is HDH

El Padrino said...

does your company move mountains too?

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"get Beltran's autograph"


Did Beltran buy tickets, too?

I can't wait to get married!! said...

On this day in 2000...

At the Summer Olympic Games in Sydney, Australia, the U.S. sprinter Marion Jones blazed to victory in the 100-meter dash in a time of 10.75 seconds, winning by .37 of a second, the greatest margin of victory in nearly 50 years. It was almost as if she was on steroids or something.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

freak
How far of a drive is it for you to go up to Chicago?

JFreak said...

Have you signed up for this meiz?

El Padrino said...

"Did Beltran buy tickets, too?"

he'll be roaming CF that day

JFreak said...

"How far of a drive is it for you to go up to Chicago?"

to get up to the north side, it's probably a little under 3 hours.

Jugdish said...

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Have you signed up for this meiz?"


Last year. I gave up on that.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"he'll be roaming CF that day"

The trade deadline has passed

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Awesome

I can't wait to get married!! said...

If tem doesn't know that one, he's dead to me

I can't wait to get married!! said...

time for

I can't wait to get married!! said...

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