Monday, September 22, 2008

There will be no mailbag today

The mailbag needs another week to marinate so I can get a solid amount of questions to answer.

I will never ever go to another concert at the Bradley Center again. Worst venue ever. No room to move. No room to sit. Nonna that.

The Festivus was pretty good this weekend. It struck me as rather subdued compared to years past. The quality of female on Sunday was greater than that of Saturday. Was that HDH? I don't know at this point. There was a giant pumpkin boat race. It was a failure.

I'm barely hanging on here. Getting punchy from the sun, the booze, and the ungodly close quarters at the concert. If Alba walked up to me & offered to slide that sweet vag on my business, I'm not sure I could do it.

A couple of pics is all I have left in the tank at this point.








And now I'm done and going to bed. I'm not sorry for letting you clowns down this time. Just keep in mind whether or not you're on the Kill or Don Not Kill list.

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Beth said...

That Alba comment is such a set up for so many gay jokes. Even you had to realize that Meiz.

Beth said...

And Keith, for the ASU stomping, your name for the next 3 days is "I can't wait to get married!!" and THIS is your picture.

Steve said...

greatest picture/name change ever.

and i think Meiz like the gay jokes.

Beth said...

"and i think Meiz like the gay jokes"

Well with such a set-up it does make you wonder...

tem said...

beth is good at the name pic change thing.

tem said...

i keep getting into work at 9am when i am supposed to be here at 8:30.

i suck.

tem said...

fantasy baseball playoffs are both tight races.

tem said...

i think i need like 40+ points from thomas jones tonight.

tem said...

i hope he goes off ronnie brown style. you know when ronnie gets a lot of TDs, not the usual ronnie brown.

tem said...

i am too busy to put in a good early morning run.

Jugdish said...

Hurricane!!! -------------->









...and I totally agree on the Alba comment by Meiz. He is making it too easy.

tem said...

is the ryder cup over?

tem said...

jug lives!

Jugdish said...

This is my first day back at work since two thursdays ago.

Jugdish said...

well...at my day job.

Jugdish said...

poor tina turner

tem said...

::blank stare::

Jugdish said...

Tina had to deal with Ike's wrath for a long time, he only passed through Houston.

Jugdish said...

Quick Ike update:

I evacuated to my brothers' townhome downtown by Minute Maid Park on that Friday. We lost power around 2 am Sat morning. I was hammered so I slept through the worst part of the storm. Power was out there for about 5 days.

Jugdish said...

CMjug went to her friend's house in Austin. On Monday I cam back to our house. We had some fence damage and the doors to our shed were ripped off. Power wasn't restored until this past wednesday.

Jugdish said...

jug's parents still don't have power and are currently living with me. Power should be restored for them Thursday...or something like that.

tem said...

that's a lot of non power.

Jugdish said...

I have drank so much beer over the last week and a half its sad. I think if Alba walked up to me and offered to rub her sweet vag all over my business I'd still do it no doubt, but I'd still have a slight headache.

tem said...

why did cmjug go to one place and jug to another?

Jugdish said...

There is still something like 800,000 people without power in Houston.

tem said...

from cnn.com:

"Federal regulators converted Wall Street's remaining stand-alone investment banks, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley, into bank holding companies Sunday night. What that means, reports CNNMoney.com, is the end of the era of the Wall Street investment bank, a storied institution that traded stocks and bonds, advised mergers and showered lavish bonuses on executives."


sounds like this will piss el pad off. he arrived in the investment banking world about 20 years too late.

Jugdish said...

jug had to work an extra day.

Traffic was so bad during the evac for hurricane Rita that she wanted to get out of town sooner rather than later.

Jugdish said...

bodog has live betting in thier website where you can bet on each play during a football game...dangerous.

tem said...

play by play betting is dangerous.

El Padrino said...

alba comment, where do i start?

tem said...

you start by changing your name and pic. keith posted some name and pic for you in last post.

blue said...

poor meiz

blue said...

i was sweating my suicide pick of Dallas last night, probably not the smrter pick of the bunch

blue said...

gotta love ronnie brown scoring 44pts on my bench....assholio

tem said...

my suicide pick for the $$ league was BUF. i'm not sure how i am even still alive in suicide pick.

i am the worse at not dying.

tem said...

if i were in charge of a fantasy league, bench points would count towards your total at 25%.

so brown would have gotten you 11

blue said...

yeah, buffaro almost choked that one away

blue said...

i notice there is no aitch today...hmmm the patriots must have lost or something

blue said...

boise state beat oregon in eugene, just like tem predicted...good job tem

tem said...

beth predicted that too.

i only missed ecu.

fucking pirates.

blue said...

i'm kinda looking forward to the heroes premiere tonight...yep i said it

tem said...

tem is not bad at college picks.

tem sucks ass at pro picks.

tem said...

i've never watched a minute of heroes.

blue said...

when your QB's name reminds you of a cartoon character who was the sidekick of "the brain", then you're not gonna beat NC State

blue said...

"i've never watched a minute of heroes"

i'm not sure if this was supposed to surprise anyone

blue said...

because I was shocked (s)

Beth said...

"beth predicted that too.
i only missed ecu."

I didn't miss ECU. 18 for 18 baby.

blue said...

that's pretty good beth

blue said...

Boo Weekley doing his happy gilmore dance during the ryder cup is awesome

Beth said...

I'm like Tem (god help me but luckily it's only in this 1 area), I'm decent at college games but for the pros it's almost like purely random guesses.

blue said...

ridin' the bull, feelin the flow

Beth said...

Boo Weekley is just a good ole southern boy (i.e. redneck) but damn he played some good golf under pressure.

blue said...

isn't he the guy who tried to fight a chimp and got knocked out.

That's my QB said...

ok, we are live

That's my QB said...

keef's is worse

That's my QB said...

dammit beth, my oregon pick


stuck too many points on it, enjoy first while it lasts, your going down

tem said...

keef's is the worse

tem said...

"i'm not sure if this was supposed to surprise anyone"

nope was just confirming what everyone already knew.

blue said...

it was an orangutan

blue said...

boo fights an orangutan

Beth said...

"enjoy first while it lasts, your going down"

Since you obviously said this to set up some jokes :-), let me start it off:

Actually I've already gone down, quite often actually, but that has nothing to do with my football picks...

That's my QB said...

"sounds like this will piss el pad off. he arrived in the investment banking world about 20 years too late."

i'm all for it, it's better for the economy

tem said...

it doesn't fuck with your job?

like job security or possible bonuses?

tem said...

sounds like something that completely changes your compensation package and job security.

tem said...

of course maybe you will keep your bonuses and get a government pension.

best of both worlds.

blue said...

"it doesn't fuck with your job?

like job security or possible bonuses?"

maybe they will make him a bank teller

tem said...

it has everything to do with your picks.

you go down on the coaches to get them to throw games.

blue said...

i wish the government would buy my mortgage.

Beth said...

Keith, WADR that pic for EP isn't nearly bad enough. When the pic is small all you can really see is that Eli is with a hot blonde. You need to find a better picture for EP.

tem said...

and then forget that you owe?

blue said...

"and then forget that you owe?"

yes

That's my QB said...

I dont work for either of those two companies, it actually makes my business better.

blue said...

so basically g.w has said, these banks that made shitty loans, we'll buy them and then not be able to collect on them either...it's better that the US gov't declares bankruptcy then some shitty bank like WaMu

That's my QB said...

just add it to the national deficit

blue said...

yeah, it's the same as a normal person saying, well i've already maxed out these my home equity line of credit, so i guess i have to get a new credit card to buy a bunch of shitty stuff.

tem said...

yep

That's my QB said...

it was either that or have like 5-10 commercial banks, investment banks, and insurance companies going under and we would all die from famine

blue said...

no, i'm pretty sure nobody would die if investment banks went under

blue said...

it's called an economic correction

blue said...

if one bank dies, another one would sprout up in its place, or the existing ones would benefit from the extra business...the demand for investment banks wouldn't go away.

That's my QB said...

so your not agreeing with the fed plan

tem said...

i would not die from famine.

tem said...

fed plan helps rich people.

Beth said...

Hmmmmm, I can't decide if I prefer fantasy football talk or economic bank talk on LOV...

blue said...

i am not

it's like they get a do-over...like when you were a little kid and you hit the ball into the tree or something...do-over.

tem said...

all these government bailouts are turning us into france.

or so says an article from Time.

blue said...

i'm done with economics talk

tem said...

beth if you'd like we could talk about how many guys you have gone down on.

i'd set the over under at 15.

That's my QB said...

"fed plan helps rich people."

ok meiz

blue said...

i'd rather talk about how many women beth has gone down on.


o/u set at the same #

blue said...

the lions might be worst than the chiefs

tem said...

el pad is just mad because he is rich.

Beth said...

"beth if you'd like we could talk about how many guys you have gone down on.

i'd set the over under at 15"

Sorry, I haven't keep track of that number. (ns)

I think the better question though would be whether that # is >>>> or <<<<< than the same number for Meiz...

(WADR Meiz.)

Beth said...

And if you just look at their games against the Falcons, I'd say the Chiefs are definitely worse than the Lions. Yesterday's Falcons game was never really in doubt.

blue said...

good use of WADR beth

tem said...

haha, BS, haven't kept track of that number.

total 100% BS.

blue said...

maybe she can't count that high

tem said...

perhaps.

Beth said...

"haha, BS, haven't kept track of that number."

I think the less I say here the better it is for me. :-)

tem said...

haven't kept track means over, waaaayyyy over.

Beth said...

Now I HAVE kept track of the number of women I've been with, but I think y'all would be extremely disappointed with how low that number is.

tem said...

women = 3

men = 35

Beth said...

I just realized a better question than the Mize one about guys might be if I've been with more WOMEN than some of the LOV regulars. :-)

That's my QB said...

"el pad is just mad because he is rich."

except the except opposite

tem said...

you are happy because you are rich?

tem said...

you should be, this bailout is for you!

I can't wait to get married!! said...

It just feels right

Beth said...

That dress suits you Keith.

That's my QB said...

i am not rich you fool

tem said...

what's that? i couldn't hear you, all that money you have was making too much noise.

tem said...

getting el pad riled up is too easy on mondays.

Beth said...

"getting el pad riled up is too easy on mondays."

And no one has even mentioned yet about the Mets losing 2 out of 3 to the Braves.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Keith's bride is hot

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"Keith, WADR that pic for EP isn't nearly bad enough. When the pic is small all you can really see is that Eli is with a hot blonde. You need to find a better picture for EP."

Fine. here is a new one

I can't wait to get married!! said...

Ketched up

isiah thomas said...

The mailbag needs another week to marinate so I can get a solid amount of questions to answer.

meizy sack of shit

spaceman spiff said...

i am absolute SHOCKED that the mail bag was cancelled this week

ETEO

That's my QB said...

ok

I can't wait to get married!! said...

Fucking Giants almost fucked me over in the survival league

That's my QB said...

anyone wonder why the cowboy's blue color on thier jersey does not match the helmets?

navy blue on helmet
plain blue on jersey's

weird

isiah thomas said...

15 - did you mean this was her yearly average from '98-'07?

That's my QB said...

"Fucking Giants almost fucked me over in the survival league"

Bills, holy shit looked for sure they were losing. Had them and had the Falcons which was a cake walk. NE losing was sweet, knocked out like 200 people.

Beth said...

"15 - did you mean this was her yearly average from '98-'07?"

I think you meant to say "monthly" there...


And strangely, I'd have been somewhat disappointed if Zeke didn't take his own shot at me on this subject.

NS

blue said...

stupid raiders not winning

al davis should fire lane kiffin

Tyler said...

"The mailbag needs another week to marinate"

Weak.

That's my QB said...

Sauce.

That's my QB said...

spit or swallow?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Weak."


Needs more questions.

blue said...

w2hat is this "ask the meiz" you speak of

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"Needs more questions."

Don't blame the questions for your meiziness

isiah thomas said...

And strangely, I'd have been somewhat disappointed if Zeke didn't take his own shot at me on this subject.

NS

it's alright, I couldn't pass up the opportunity.

now less typing, more bobbing baby.

*strokes the back of beth's head

blue said...

why didn't you do like SG and just make up questions

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Don't blame the questions for your meiziness"

I'm blaming everybody else for being lazy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why didn't you do like SG and just make up questions"

I'm not that creative.

isiah thomas said...

how many questions were there?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

4 people sent questions in.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tyler sent in several in one entry. I can't have one guy stealing the show like that.

isiah thomas said...

tem if you pick up Dustin Keller or Chris Baker and play them tonight you'll probably win your matchup in the Y! league, you didn't start a TE and our down less than a point.

blue said...

i don't even know where to send questions

isiah thomas said...

nevermind tem you've already won by .5 of a point.

That's my QB said...

i need Nate Keading to kick a few FG's to deafet Leiz

That's my QB said...

tried to watch primetime yesterday because i finally like the panel and they went to commercial like every 3 minutes

NS

and mort is just awful again
said peterson wasnt playin then they went to rachel nichols who just watched him warm up and she said he was playing

That's my QB said...

i had a massive hangover yesterday

isiah thomas said...

Mort really said that?

Mort is going Meiz on us, lying and making up shit.

*shaking head

isiah thomas said...

Golic's kid got arrested for underage drinking.

ha-ha

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"i had a massive hangover yesterday"

You must have Eli's tolerance

That's my QB said...

had like 16 scotch soda's sat night
brutal

got out of bed and ate three blt's
felt better by the 4 o clock games

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Looks like I'm gonna be going with Mark Clayton as my WR corps in the shitty league next week.

That's my QB said...

in short, bacon cures all

tem said...

"why didn't you do like SG and just make up questions"

tem already did this. one whole day was made up questions with answers.

tem said...

"you didn't start a TE and our down less than a point."

i benched gates because i already won.

don't need him getting negative points.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Roster flipper guy is now up to 32 pick-ups & drops. Un fucking real.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"in short, bacon cures all"


preaching to the choir.

I can't wait to get married!! said...

"i benched gates because i already won.

don't need him getting negative points."

Better hope Y! scoring isn't fucked up

tem said...

yeah, i'll check again before i leave work to see if they adjusted anything.

That's my QB said...

i wouldnt recommend that, gates is playing the jets

tem said...

i'm already sick of people talking about Griese having a good game sunday.

bucs would have been up big if he hadn't tossed 3 shitty picks.

completing lots of passes at the end and winning is nice, but damn, if you had played at least average from the get go then the game would have been in hand already.

tem said...

wouldn't recommend sitting him?

Tyler said...

Boston Celtics forward Darius Miles has been suspended without pay for 10 games for violating the terms of the anti-drug program at the end of the 2007-08 season.

Haha, I told you, Celtics implosion started before training camp when they signed Miles. He is going to singlehandedly kill that team.

isiah thomas said...

Haha, I told you, Celtics implosion started before training camp when they signed Miles. He is going to singlehandedly kill that team.


getting destroyed at home by Mee-ah-Mee and this.

the world is coming back into order.

SUCK IT BOSTON!

IN DE FACE!

tem said...

kill that team and all of NE.


pats suck, celtics suck, all is right in the world.

tem said...

a "ne sucks = world in order" i2i.

isiah thomas said...

I'm on pins and needles waiting for the "Ode to my dad" article by spiffg after his dad passes here shortly.

BOO-YA!

blue said...

now if papelbon would just die in a fiery gay bar explosion, the trinity would be complete and the apocolypse will have been averted.

tem said...

paplebon or simmons. either death is acceptable.

blue said...

what if papelbon and simmons were in the gay bar together?

Tyler said...

"paplebon or simmons. either death is acceptable."

No, Papelbon needs to die so we get that "Ode to my dad" article that Zeke was talking about. I would print that out and frame it. THEN, SG is out of a job, because all he talks about it Boston sports, so he'll be out of material.

Tyler said...

How long will Aitch be "busy with work" because Miami spanked the Pats? Three weeks?

That's my QB said...

papelbons would be great

i prayed for a sniper bullet to rip through Ronan Tynar Tenor whatever's jugular last night

isiah thomas said...

How long will Aitch be "busy with work" because Miami spanked the Pats? Three weeks?


till baze-o-ball playoffs start

isiah thomas said...

i prayed for a sniper bullet to rip through Ronan Tynar Tenor whatever's jugular last night


FUCK ME!

The Yankees trotted him out last night?

I watched the final half inning and the post-game coverage was awful. Simply awful.

Tyler said...

Meiz, I just sent you six more questions that you can attribute to anyone you want.

That's my QB said...

zeke it was over the top but that stadium is awesome in my opinion and rich with history

espn killed it for me though, as i see you pointed out in last night's thread

tem said...

ib.

That's my QB said...

the george bush first pitch was fucking incredible, i remember that night

up there with the Piazza game after 9/11

isiah thomas said...

for a NYY fan or someone who lives in NY I can see enjoying that.

for non-NYY fans though it was sickening.

the Yanks won a ton in that building but they also sucked dick a lot in that building.

and they're not leaving NY for fuck's sake.

John Miller was quoting poetry at the end and I almost vomitted. NS

tem said...

meiz, your assignment was to find good intraweb games.

you get an "INC."

isiah thomas said...

I'm still bitter about the Jeffrey Maier play, the O's were a better team that season. That call got the Yanks rolling on all those Champyunships.

That's my QB said...

your right zeke, 100%
i can see how sickening it was and thought it was over the top as well

the maier thing had beating up yankee fans that night, i literally got into 3 or 4 fights that night

NS
NS
NS
NS

tem said...

mets have 29 blown saves.

wow.

k-rod welcome to NY. $20million per? maybe. probably end up at $17M per.

That's my QB said...

jon miller should have been aborted by his fat pig mother

the booth couldnt hold his boner last night, fucking awful

That's my QB said...

"mets have 29 blown saves.

wow."

can you even believe we still have a shot at this thing?

i mean unreal
unfucking real

That's my QB said...

best part about last night's game is that I had $250 on the yanks

NS

opportunity knocked, no way they were losing that game

isiah thomas said...

listening to The Talented Mr. Roto's Friday podcast his first two picks:

1) He's not starting Larry Johnson.
2) He "hates" Roddy White


ha-ha

isiah thomas said...

if I wasn't such a Yankee hater I probably would have appreciated last nights broadcast.

gotdamn if ESPN ever pulls shit like that again if they ever shut down that shithole called Cam'ron Indoor except with Dook Vitale playing the John Miller role - I'll off myself.

ns

tem said...

"an you even believe we still have a shot at this thing?"

no.

tem said...

tem hates roddy white too.

tem said...

he is part of my poo poo platter of WRs in my $$$ league.

isiah thomas said...

roddy white will break a 70 yd td once every three weeks.

enjoy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz, I just sent you six more questions that you can attribute to anyone you want."

Word.

isiah thomas said...

Washington Redskins defensive end Jason Taylor's streak of playing in 133 straight games will end this week, thanks to a medical procedure to alleviate pain and swelling on his leg Monday morning.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz, your assignment was to find good intraweb games.

you get an "INC.""


Sorry, dude.

blue said...

have you ever heard of this card game callt solitaire?

tem said...

solitaire is the zoidberg.

tem said...

and i sit corrected. i do not hate roddy white. i hate ronald curry. roddy white is my best WR.

tem said...

all apologizes (sic) go out to roddy.

tem said...

"medical procedure to alleviate pain and swelling on his leg "

amputation.

tem said...

ronald curry is the worse.

tem said...

almost

tem said...

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