Thursday, September 18, 2008

Snazzy title

Still at 4. Unfortunately means I won't see them clinch. But seeing Harden and Zambrano pitch is a good consolation.

Chuck wood?

What happened to the Indiana Firebirds? I went to a few of their games. I'm guessing they folded or moved, but I have no clue why.

MLTC: Another terrible week for picking upsets. Or maybe I'm just terrible at this. Hmm, let's go with Oregon. Oregon are down to like their 4th string QB, and Boise State still has the dude that proposed. Seems like a good enough reason.

Adam from Mythbusters, drunk on a treadmill.


That's all you're getting.

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Beth said...

Ok, if Tem got drunk with the cops last night (or semi-drunk apparently), what's he doing posting a comment on the last thread at 6 am today???

blue said...

because he was just legally drunk and the cheerleader was snoring and kept him up, so he went into the guest bedroom and logged on.

Beth said...

because he just got home after spending the night in jail for being overly aggressive in hitting on the cheerleaders

*fixed

Beth said...

BTW, nice golf picks there Blue...

blue said...

what did my picks do this week?

Beth said...

None of your picks are actually in the tournament.

blue said...

yeah, that's probably not the first time

blue said...

i gave up on golf when i forgot to make picks one week and I had nobody in the tourney...screwed me over so I gave up.

blue said...

on a related note, i have tied freak in the FMLB finals though, since I know you were wondering

Beth said...

And does cmblue think you lost last week? :-)

blue said...

she has a short attention span, she forgot all about it.

Beth said...

Some LOV'ers may be getting emails from Hochuli...

Gotta respect him for this though, not ducking it at all.

blue said...

yeah, i heard on the radio this morning that he's "responding" to every email he gets.

by rule, i think it's time to cut the guy a break. By rule, he's the best official in football.

Beth said...

"by rule, i think it's time to cut the guy a break"

I definitely agree, although I might not if I was a Chargers' fan.

Beth said...

So I wonder where everybody else is this morning? Lots of people are MIA.

blue said...

ep is anxiously awaiting president bush's speech about the state of the crisis on wall street.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought today was Friday.

blue said...

so how did the "talk" go, meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No bossman thru Saturday means Mize is in charge. I like when this happens. Meiz rules with an iron fist.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

She's ready, so its back on.

blue said...

good talk

Beth said...

"She's ready, so its back on"

Ready for what?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beth, don't be a retard.

blue said...

she missed the meiz

Beth said...

"she missed the meiz"

I'm totally missing something, that's for sure.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

These fucking computers here suck cock.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm totally missing something, that's for sure."

We were not "together" for 3 weeks.

Beth said...

Well that much I knew.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So you missed nothing

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I still can't believe Tem's only 30

blue said...

he's had a rough go of it...being engaged ages you

blue said...

or temgaged

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ben Sheets sucks cock for pennies.

Beth said...

"Ben Sheets sucks cock for pennies"

Wow, and I thought MY price was low...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beth sucks cock for smiles.




WADR

Beth said...

I was about to get offended, but then I saw the "WADR".

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Somebody in my shitty league just picked up Tyler Thigpen. Who the fuck is Tyler Thigpen? Bobby's cousin?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pick 2 RBs for me this weekend:

Marion Barber @GB

Michael Turner vs KC

Julius Jones vs StL

Chris Johnson vs Hou





I wish I could play 'em all & dominate.

spaceman spiff said...

turner and johnson

spaceman spiff said...

barber may be a safe bet for a touchdown though even if he doesnt rack up the yards

Keith S said...

"Somebody in my shitty league just picked up Tyler Thigpen. Who the fuck is Tyler Thigpen? Bobby's cousin?"

Yancy's neffew (sic)

Keith S said...

"Pick 2 RBs for me this weekend:"

Not Julius Jones

Keith S said...

I think Tyler sent a "stay rad" email to Hochuli yesterday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If we had a flex spot I would play 'em all but Barber. I'm smitten with Julie Jones right now.

Keith S said...

Fuckin Beth picked almost all the same gophers as me

Keith S said...

You know that Barber is a touchdown machine, right?

spaceman spiff said...

"I'm smitten with Julie Jones right now."

that could end badly

spaceman spiff said...

you shouldnt pick which players you play based on which ones you would bone

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"that could end badly"

Its just temporary

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wft. iTunes charged me a dollar for something.

Keith S said...

I'm leaning towards starting Eddie Royal over Ocho Cinco this week

Beth said...

"Fuckin Beth picked almost all the same gophers as me"

That would really suck if you were trying to catch up to me...

Keith S said...

Suck this, retard

Keith S said...

WADR

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

stupid fucking Apple.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Suck this, retard"

You have to promise her that you'll smile when she's done.

Keith S said...

I can't promise anything

El Padrino said...

busiest morning of my lifetime

El Padrino said...

the street's gone mad

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

no shit

El Padrino said...

good thing is we are seeing some serious spike in business

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think tomorrow night I'll be making home made mozz sticks. I'll document it.


Maybe I'll even make EP's footlong mozz stick.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

whatta thinkaboutthat?

isiah thomas said...

Marion Barber @GB
Michael Turner vs KC
Chris Johnson vs Hou
Julius Jones vs StL

I'd rank them like this deke. Never sit your stud players.

isiah thomas said...

you shouldnt pick which players you play based on which ones you would bone

hilarity

El Padrino said...

wow, making mozz sticks would be impressive

isiah thomas said...

deke did you come close to getting any strange during the break?

El Padrino said...

if you bench marion barber you should be barred from participating in fantasy sports

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke did you come close to getting any strange during the break?"

Nope. Got shut down once because I was falling down drunk.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"if you bench marion barber you should be barred from participating in fantasy sports"

I don't even need him this week.

Keith S said...

"I don't even need him this week."

Then why are you asking for help?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

to get outside input

blue said...

"if you bench marion barber you should be barred from participating in fantasy sports"

irony

El Padrino said...

alanis morissete?

El Padrino said...

you know that song is about Joey from full house?

weird

Tyler said...

My email to the Hoch-ster said "stay awesome".

Tyler said...

So, Mize and egfmize are back together? Who had three weeks in the Mize gets back together pool?

isiah thomas said...

to get outside input


TWSS

Tyler said...

Curt Schilling needs to STFU.

isiah thomas said...

you know that song is about Joey from full house?

really? cut...it...out

*making hand gesture

Tyler said...

Schilling acknowledged that it was awkward for him to speak out on Ramirez, given the fact that he has missed the entire season with an injury. "I'm the last person in the world who should be telling you who's right and who's wrong in this," he said.

STFU then. And take some Pepto for your diarrhea of the mouth. God I hate Schilling.

Tyler said...

Now they're saying Hibachi is going to be out until at least December and maybe even January. Not good.

isiah thomas said...

thought the same thing after reading that article T.

From the department of redundancy department, Schilling is a monster douche.

He's trying to hard to get that post baseball tv job.

Tyler said...

Yeah, Schilling just can't stay off of radio, TV, the papers or the internet. He just physically can't do it. He has to say something so he can see his name somewhere. So annoying.

Tyler said...

If they put McCarver, Morgan, and Schilling in a booth to announce games and the booth accidentally gave way and they all plummeted to their deaths...I wouldn't be too broken up about that.

isiah thomas said...

If they put McCarver, Morgan, and Schilling in a booth to announce games and the booth accidentally gave way and they all plummeted to their deaths...

Hopefully Buck would be below or in the booth when this happened.

tem said...

i got home at 6am(ish).

i posted when i got home.

tem said...

when i got home i was not legally drunk.

they only got me to a .119 and then did field sobriety tests on me. by the time i left i was down to a .06.

tem said...

neither cheerleader i linked was there. i was highly disappointed.
they bailed and were apparently replaced by their fat friends last minute. likely story.

tem said...

one girl was hilarity though. she was falling down drunk and when she blew she blew a .05.

by the by in ohio .08 is drunk.

blue said...

"Who had three weeks in the Mize gets back together pool?"

tem got it right, to the day

tem said...

i should have played the lottery that day. i was on fire with predictions.

blue said...

so do you get today off from work without having to take a vactaion day, like jury duty

tem said...

no i took a vacation day.

tem said...

i thought about going in now, but then i decided against it.

blue said...

how long were you there if you got home at 6am?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It told Tem that the 17th is an excellent guess.

tem said...

i was there for a good 9 hours.

8pm to 5am give or take a bit.

tem said...

it did tell me that.

Keith S said...

Troofs

Keith S said...

"you know that song is about Joey from full house?"

No, it was You Oughta Know


*hangs head in shame

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No shame in that.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1990...

The International Olympic Committee awarded the 1996 Summer Games to the city of Atlanta, Georgia.


Beth probably had something to do with that. IYKWIM

Keith S said...

"He needs his ass beat. I'm an anti-violence person. But if you spare the rod, you spoil the child."


Pecosian Logic

blue said...

whitlock has lost his sizzle

Keith S said...

John Wayne Whitlock?

Beth said...

"On this day in 1990...

The International Olympic Committee awarded the 1996 Summer Games to the city of Atlanta, Georgia.

Beth probably had something to do with that. IYKWIM"

Ummm, I was underage (17) at the time. You are such a perve.

(S about the perve, but not about being underage)

Beth said...

Actually, let me correct that. You ARE a perve, but not because of that statement. :-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beth's old.

Keith S said...

You were 17 in 1990? So you lied about your age

Keith S said...

I've been called worst things than a perv

Keith S said...

Wall

Beth said...

"I've been called worst things than a perv"

Of this I have no doubt.

Keith S said...

So what's with lying about your age?

Keith S said...

I thought this was the trust tree

Beth said...

Lying about my age? When? I'm 30 as of a few weeks ago and never lied about that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The trust tree burned down a long time ago.

Keith S said...

"On this day in 1990...

Ummm, I was underage (17) at the time."


1990 - 17 = 1973

2008 - 1973 = 35

blue said...

1996-17=1979
2008-1979=29

beth just isn't a good reader.

Beth said...

"beth just isn't a good reader"

Oops! Yep, that's it. I was using the year of the actual Olympics. In 1990 when they announced the Olympics coming to Atlanta I was actually 11.

So you're a bigger perve than I thought...

Keith S said...

Hi my name is chester, and I am a blog commenter

Beth said...

Mom always warned me about men like you.

Keith S said...

Jeez

Keith S said...

Someone please talk me out of wanting to pick the Cardinals this week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who do they play?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

breers suck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ZOIDBERG

Keith S said...

"Who do they play?"

@ Washington

blue said...

that marshall story is old

Keith S said...

your old

spaceman spiff said...

damn, i should have wagered that one of the troofs would be about how yet another team should sign jeff george

Keith S said...

I'd like to see George sign with a team, play, and look like shit just so JW will stfu

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"@ Washington"



Do not pick up Arizona's defense

Keith S said...

"Do not pick up Arizona's defense"

Great, thanks for the help



s

El Padrino said...

AZ on the road is always a death sentence

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"damn, i should have wagered that one of the troofs would be about how yet another team should sign jeff george"

That wager is off the board.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Great, thanks for the help"

What else do you want?

Keith S said...

"What else do you want?"

It would be great if you answered the question that was asked.

El Padrino said...

It's ask Deke hour.

I'm pumped.

El Padrino said...

colorado tonight blue
i like the points

Keith S said...

"It's ask Deke hour.

I'm pumped."

Yes!! I've always wanted the answers to questions I have never axed

blue said...

"colorado tonight blue
i like the points"

what's the spread?

I like CO to keep it close, that's for sure

blue said...

*CU

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Yes!! I've always wanted the answers to questions I have never axed"


I told you what to do about your AZ conundrum. As.

Keith S said...

"I told you what to do about your AZ conundrum. As."

Except not at all. Re-read the question that I axed. As.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Someone please talk me out of wanting to pick the Cardinals this week."



"Do not pick up Arizona's defense"






There you have it. Pretty cut & dried, in my opinion.

isiah thomas said...

The trust tree burned down a long time ago.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

+3, i think they'll win outright

El Padrino said...

CO's D any good?

i like the under too

56

Keith S said...

"There you have it. Pretty cut & dried, in my opinion."

So Pecosian Logic says that I axed about picking up AZ's defense. Got it.

isiah thomas said...

Kurt Warner will either throw for 350+ yds with 4 TD's or not make it out of the 1st Q.

NS

I don't see AZ being able to run the ball but they should be able to toss it around at will.

If the Cards protect Warner,(AHIIK), then they have a really good chance to win.

Keith S said...

You like the under, but you don't know how Colorado's D is?

Keith S said...

"Kurt Warner will either throw for 350+ yds with 4 TD's or not make it out of the 1st Q.

NS

I don't see AZ being able to run the ball but they should be able to toss it around at will.

If the Cards protect Warner,(AHIIK), then they have a really good chance to win."


This was the anti-mize. Muchos gracias.

isiah thomas said...

blue said...
whitlock has lost his sizzle


Jackson's buffoonery isn't something that warrants Andy Reid's attention. One of the Eagles should go Steve Smith on Jackson. Every team needs a locker-room enforcer. There's no reason for the Eagles to suspend or fine Jackson. A suspension hurts the entire team. Jackson will blow off a fine.

He needs his ass beat. I'm an anti-violence person. But if you spare the rod, you spoil the child.

this was sizzling, not sizzlean.

isiah thomas said...

I thought the troofs were pretty good.

1) The desean jackson part.
2) Michael "The Pipemaker" Irvin (and bojangling)
3) clowning Clin-ton Portis


good read

blue said...

i haven't seen enough of colorado to know if their defense is any good. But they play big games well, beat oklahoma in Boulder last year. Hawkins knows that it's not intramurals, it's the NCAA, it's big 12 football.

blue said...

everyone knows CP is a clown, he always has been

isiah thomas said...

Clin-ton Portis/Brian Mitchell

this was linked in the troofs.

fucking hilarity, so much HDH in this.

isiah thomas said...

But they play big games well, beat oklahoma in Boulder last year.


wasn't that game high scoring, bolth (hdh) teams well into the 30s?

EP take the over.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So Pecosian Logic says that I axed about picking up AZ's defense. Got it."

You failed to mention that it was a suicide pick.

El Padrino said...

"You like the under, but you don't know how Colorado's D is?"

of course i know how it is, but blue is a fan, so i like to get some more info, a bettor can never have enough info

i think there defense stinks but it is supposed to be alot better this year, their offensive line is a mass, i think they can run the ball all over them

blue said...

"wasn't that game high scoring, bolth (hdh) teams well into the 30s?"

it was like 30-27

truth is, CU hasn't played anybody yet so they're a tough team to judge.

blue said...

well they don't have an SEC defense, that's for sure

blue said...

they struggled with eastern washington and whooped on CSU. but CSU sucks balls, and eastern washington is a 1-AA team (FCS)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

rev

isiah thomas said...

speaking of Fathead, I'm too scurred to google:

large man
abnormally large head
Monday Night Football
Eagles vs. Cowboys
heartattack
cigars
velveeta
death

Keith S said...

"You failed to mention that it was a suicide pick."

Why would I mention that? It's not a suicide pick. I picked AZ last week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Then what the fuck's it for?

Keith S said...

Welp, my comment was "Someone please talk me out of wanting to pick the Cardinals this week."

So maybe it's part of a pick 'em.

El Padrino said...

this is the busiest day i ever had in 9 years on the street, no totality yet but estimating over 9.4 billion in assets transferred in to us today and all of it has crossed my desk at some point today

also issued 394MM in margin calls


crazy son

El Padrino said...

gonna have to do the betting column from home tonight

Keith S said...

::blank stare::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

scott skiles' wife side-boob. I'll take it.

isiah thomas said...

side boob is underrated.

ns

spaceman spiff said...

phx cop goes apollo creed

for some reason i laughed at this story when i saw the pic. zeke, keef, you guys here about this? keef maybe this is why he didnt show up to court?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Goddman, she's hot.

isiah thomas said...

heard that on the radio the other day.

fucked up

isiah thomas said...

Phoenix Police Officer Barry Scott, [pictured], who was collapsed after competing in a charity boxing match at the Fort McDowell Casino on Friday, died Tuesday.

the "charity" is a group that raises money and gives it to families of firefighters and cops who die in the line of duty.

NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Breers still suck.

Keith S said...

I didn't hear about that story. Crazy

blue said...

meiz still sucks

isiah thomas said...

Roberts, who was sitting ringside, says Scott seemed competitive in the beginning of the first round, but went downhill from there.

"As the fight went on, it looked like he was just getting bounced around," Roberts says, recalling that Scott was knocked down at least once in the second round.

By the third round, "his head was snapping back" with the punches thrown by the firefighter, who still hasn't been named.

"He was taking a pretty sustained beating," Roberts says. Then Scott was knocked down again. Roberts says that's when he and his wife yelled for an end to the fight. The ref let it continue, Roberts says.


how do you get your ass kicked to death during 1 minute rounds, 16 oz gloves and headgear?

where's the vidyeo damnit.

spaceman spiff said...

"- T. Hunter stole home"

sweet

blue said...

yeah, that's pretty fucked up to get that ass beat in a charity smoker event

spaceman spiff said...

i bet the drago the firefighter is clownin him behind closed doors.
rocky should have thrown in the towel

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz still sucks"

Your mother.

Keith S said...

"meiz still sucks"

Your father.



*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how do you get your ass kicked to death during 1 minute rounds, 16 oz gloves and headgear?"


Because firefighters are giant douchebags. Always have been, always will be.

blue said...

yeah, they're dbags until you need them to rescue you and carry you down a ladder fatty

Keith S said...

"yeah, they're dbags until you need them to rescue you and carry you down a ladder fatty"


made me lol

Keith S said...

"Because firefighters are giant douchebags. Always have been, always will be."

Did your cop dad tell you that?

spaceman spiff said...

odds that a fellow cop challenges the firefighter to a match on christmas day, for no money, not even for charity? 110%

isiah thomas said...

i bet the drago the firefighter is clownin him behind closed doors.
rocky should have thrown in the towel

hilarity

yeah, they're dbags until you need them to rescue you and carry you down a ladder fatty

double hilarity

Keith S said...

Whatever happened to the plan that Pecos had about joining a boxing club or something

Keith S said...

Maybe there was noone else in his weight class

blue said...

pecos was gonna go pro but the boxing federation wouldn't license him because his hands are lethal weapons

spaceman spiff said...

"Hanley Ramirez homered in each of his first two at-bats on Wednesday night, but the Marlins' All-Star shortstop was removed in the top of the fifth inning with a sore left shoulder"

fucking awesome

blue said...

i almost made the wait (sic) class joke

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

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