Still at 4. Unfortunately means I won't see them clinch. But seeing Harden and Zambrano pitch is a good consolation.
Chuck wood?
What happened to the Indiana Firebirds? I went to a few of their games. I'm guessing they folded or moved, but I have no clue why.
MLTC: Another terrible week for picking upsets. Or maybe I'm just terrible at this. Hmm, let's go with Oregon. Oregon are down to like their 4th string QB, and Boise State still has the dude that proposed. Seems like a good enough reason.
Adam from Mythbusters, drunk on a treadmill.
That's all you're getting.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 418 Newer› Newest»Ok, if Tem got drunk with the cops last night (or semi-drunk apparently), what's he doing posting a comment on the last thread at 6 am today???
because he was just legally drunk and the cheerleader was snoring and kept him up, so he went into the guest bedroom and logged on.
because he just got home after spending the night in jail for being overly aggressive in hitting on the cheerleaders
*fixed
BTW, nice golf picks there Blue...
what did my picks do this week?
None of your picks are actually in the tournament.
yeah, that's probably not the first time
i gave up on golf when i forgot to make picks one week and I had nobody in the tourney...screwed me over so I gave up.
on a related note, i have tied freak in the FMLB finals though, since I know you were wondering
And does cmblue think you lost last week? :-)
she has a short attention span, she forgot all about it.
Some LOV'ers may be getting emails from Hochuli...
Gotta respect him for this though, not ducking it at all.
yeah, i heard on the radio this morning that he's "responding" to every email he gets.
by rule, i think it's time to cut the guy a break. By rule, he's the best official in football.
"by rule, i think it's time to cut the guy a break"
I definitely agree, although I might not if I was a Chargers' fan.
So I wonder where everybody else is this morning? Lots of people are MIA.
ep is anxiously awaiting president bush's speech about the state of the crisis on wall street.
I thought today was Friday.
so how did the "talk" go, meiz
No bossman thru Saturday means Mize is in charge. I like when this happens. Meiz rules with an iron fist.
She's ready, so its back on.
good talk
"She's ready, so its back on"
Ready for what?
Beth, don't be a retard.
she missed the meiz
"she missed the meiz"
I'm totally missing something, that's for sure.
These fucking computers here suck cock.
"I'm totally missing something, that's for sure."
We were not "together" for 3 weeks.
Well that much I knew.
So you missed nothing
I still can't believe Tem's only 30
he's had a rough go of it...being engaged ages you
or temgaged
Ben Sheets sucks cock for pennies.
"Ben Sheets sucks cock for pennies"
Wow, and I thought MY price was low...
Beth sucks cock for smiles.
WADR
I was about to get offended, but then I saw the "WADR".
Somebody in my shitty league just picked up Tyler Thigpen. Who the fuck is Tyler Thigpen? Bobby's cousin?
Pick 2 RBs for me this weekend:
Marion Barber @GB
Michael Turner vs KC
Julius Jones vs StL
Chris Johnson vs Hou
I wish I could play 'em all & dominate.
turner and johnson
barber may be a safe bet for a touchdown though even if he doesnt rack up the yards
"Somebody in my shitty league just picked up Tyler Thigpen. Who the fuck is Tyler Thigpen? Bobby's cousin?"
Yancy's neffew (sic)
"Pick 2 RBs for me this weekend:"
Not Julius Jones
I think Tyler sent a "stay rad" email to Hochuli yesterday
If we had a flex spot I would play 'em all but Barber. I'm smitten with Julie Jones right now.
Fuckin Beth picked almost all the same gophers as me
You know that Barber is a touchdown machine, right?
"I'm smitten with Julie Jones right now."
that could end badly
you shouldnt pick which players you play based on which ones you would bone
"that could end badly"
Its just temporary
wft. iTunes charged me a dollar for something.
I'm leaning towards starting Eddie Royal over Ocho Cinco this week
"Fuckin Beth picked almost all the same gophers as me"
That would really suck if you were trying to catch up to me...
Suck this, retard
WADR
stupid fucking Apple.
"Suck this, retard"
You have to promise her that you'll smile when she's done.
I can't promise anything
busiest morning of my lifetime
the street's gone mad
no shit
good thing is we are seeing some serious spike in business
I think tomorrow night I'll be making home made mozz sticks. I'll document it.
Maybe I'll even make EP's footlong mozz stick.
whatta thinkaboutthat?
Marion Barber @GB
Michael Turner vs KC
Chris Johnson vs Hou
Julius Jones vs StL
I'd rank them like this deke. Never sit your stud players.
you shouldnt pick which players you play based on which ones you would bone
hilarity
wow, making mozz sticks would be impressive
deke did you come close to getting any strange during the break?
if you bench marion barber you should be barred from participating in fantasy sports
"deke did you come close to getting any strange during the break?"
Nope. Got shut down once because I was falling down drunk.
"if you bench marion barber you should be barred from participating in fantasy sports"
I don't even need him this week.
"I don't even need him this week."
Then why are you asking for help?
to get outside input
"if you bench marion barber you should be barred from participating in fantasy sports"
irony
alanis morissete?
you know that song is about Joey from full house?
weird
My email to the Hoch-ster said "stay awesome".
So, Mize and egfmize are back together? Who had three weeks in the Mize gets back together pool?
to get outside input
TWSS
Curt Schilling needs to STFU.
you know that song is about Joey from full house?
really? cut...it...out
*making hand gesture
Schilling acknowledged that it was awkward for him to speak out on Ramirez, given the fact that he has missed the entire season with an injury. "I'm the last person in the world who should be telling you who's right and who's wrong in this," he said.
STFU then. And take some Pepto for your diarrhea of the mouth. God I hate Schilling.
Now they're saying Hibachi is going to be out until at least December and maybe even January. Not good.
thought the same thing after reading that article T.
From the department of redundancy department, Schilling is a monster douche.
He's trying to hard to get that post baseball tv job.
Yeah, Schilling just can't stay off of radio, TV, the papers or the internet. He just physically can't do it. He has to say something so he can see his name somewhere. So annoying.
If they put McCarver, Morgan, and Schilling in a booth to announce games and the booth accidentally gave way and they all plummeted to their deaths...I wouldn't be too broken up about that.
If they put McCarver, Morgan, and Schilling in a booth to announce games and the booth accidentally gave way and they all plummeted to their deaths...
Hopefully Buck would be below or in the booth when this happened.
i got home at 6am(ish).
i posted when i got home.
when i got home i was not legally drunk.
they only got me to a .119 and then did field sobriety tests on me. by the time i left i was down to a .06.
neither cheerleader i linked was there. i was highly disappointed.
they bailed and were apparently replaced by their fat friends last minute. likely story.
one girl was hilarity though. she was falling down drunk and when she blew she blew a .05.
by the by in ohio .08 is drunk.
"Who had three weeks in the Mize gets back together pool?"
tem got it right, to the day
i should have played the lottery that day. i was on fire with predictions.
so do you get today off from work without having to take a vactaion day, like jury duty
no i took a vacation day.
i thought about going in now, but then i decided against it.
how long were you there if you got home at 6am?
It told Tem that the 17th is an excellent guess.
i was there for a good 9 hours.
8pm to 5am give or take a bit.
it did tell me that.
Troofs
"you know that song is about Joey from full house?"
No, it was You Oughta Know
*hangs head in shame
No shame in that.
On this day in 1990...
The International Olympic Committee awarded the 1996 Summer Games to the city of Atlanta, Georgia.
Beth probably had something to do with that. IYKWIM
"He needs his ass beat. I'm an anti-violence person. But if you spare the rod, you spoil the child."
Pecosian Logic
whitlock has lost his sizzle
John Wayne Whitlock?
"On this day in 1990...
The International Olympic Committee awarded the 1996 Summer Games to the city of Atlanta, Georgia.
Beth probably had something to do with that. IYKWIM"
Ummm, I was underage (17) at the time. You are such a perve.
(S about the perve, but not about being underage)
Actually, let me correct that. You ARE a perve, but not because of that statement. :-)
Beth's old.
You were 17 in 1990? So you lied about your age
I've been called worst things than a perv
Wall
"I've been called worst things than a perv"
Of this I have no doubt.
So what's with lying about your age?
I thought this was the trust tree
Lying about my age? When? I'm 30 as of a few weeks ago and never lied about that.
The trust tree burned down a long time ago.
"On this day in 1990...
Ummm, I was underage (17) at the time."
1990 - 17 = 1973
2008 - 1973 = 35
1996-17=1979
2008-1979=29
beth just isn't a good reader.
"beth just isn't a good reader"
Oops! Yep, that's it. I was using the year of the actual Olympics. In 1990 when they announced the Olympics coming to Atlanta I was actually 11.
So you're a bigger perve than I thought...
Hi my name is chester, and I am a blog commenter
Mom always warned me about men like you.
Jeez
Someone please talk me out of wanting to pick the Cardinals this week.
Who do they play?
breers suck
ZOIDBERG
"Who do they play?"
@ Washington
that marshall story is old
your old
damn, i should have wagered that one of the troofs would be about how yet another team should sign jeff george
I'd like to see George sign with a team, play, and look like shit just so JW will stfu
"@ Washington"
Do not pick up Arizona's defense
"Do not pick up Arizona's defense"
Great, thanks for the help
s
AZ on the road is always a death sentence
"damn, i should have wagered that one of the troofs would be about how yet another team should sign jeff george"
That wager is off the board.
"Great, thanks for the help"
What else do you want?
"What else do you want?"
It would be great if you answered the question that was asked.
It's ask Deke hour.
I'm pumped.
colorado tonight blue
i like the points
"It's ask Deke hour.
I'm pumped."
Yes!! I've always wanted the answers to questions I have never axed
"colorado tonight blue
i like the points"
what's the spread?
I like CO to keep it close, that's for sure
*CU
"Yes!! I've always wanted the answers to questions I have never axed"
I told you what to do about your AZ conundrum. As.
"I told you what to do about your AZ conundrum. As."
Except not at all. Re-read the question that I axed. As.
"Someone please talk me out of wanting to pick the Cardinals this week."
"Do not pick up Arizona's defense"
There you have it. Pretty cut & dried, in my opinion.
The trust tree burned down a long time ago.
hilarity
+3, i think they'll win outright
CO's D any good?
i like the under too
56
"There you have it. Pretty cut & dried, in my opinion."
So Pecosian Logic says that I axed about picking up AZ's defense. Got it.
Kurt Warner will either throw for 350+ yds with 4 TD's or not make it out of the 1st Q.
NS
I don't see AZ being able to run the ball but they should be able to toss it around at will.
If the Cards protect Warner,(AHIIK), then they have a really good chance to win.
You like the under, but you don't know how Colorado's D is?
"Kurt Warner will either throw for 350+ yds with 4 TD's or not make it out of the 1st Q.
NS
I don't see AZ being able to run the ball but they should be able to toss it around at will.
If the Cards protect Warner,(AHIIK), then they have a really good chance to win."
This was the anti-mize. Muchos gracias.
blue said...
whitlock has lost his sizzle
Jackson's buffoonery isn't something that warrants Andy Reid's attention. One of the Eagles should go Steve Smith on Jackson. Every team needs a locker-room enforcer. There's no reason for the Eagles to suspend or fine Jackson. A suspension hurts the entire team. Jackson will blow off a fine.
He needs his ass beat. I'm an anti-violence person. But if you spare the rod, you spoil the child.
this was sizzling, not sizzlean.
I thought the troofs were pretty good.
1) The desean jackson part.
2) Michael "The Pipemaker" Irvin (and bojangling)
3) clowning Clin-ton Portis
good read
i haven't seen enough of colorado to know if their defense is any good. But they play big games well, beat oklahoma in Boulder last year. Hawkins knows that it's not intramurals, it's the NCAA, it's big 12 football.
everyone knows CP is a clown, he always has been
Clin-ton Portis/Brian Mitchell
this was linked in the troofs.
fucking hilarity, so much HDH in this.
But they play big games well, beat oklahoma in Boulder last year.
wasn't that game high scoring, bolth (hdh) teams well into the 30s?
EP take the over.
"So Pecosian Logic says that I axed about picking up AZ's defense. Got it."
You failed to mention that it was a suicide pick.
"You like the under, but you don't know how Colorado's D is?"
of course i know how it is, but blue is a fan, so i like to get some more info, a bettor can never have enough info
i think there defense stinks but it is supposed to be alot better this year, their offensive line is a mass, i think they can run the ball all over them
"wasn't that game high scoring, bolth (hdh) teams well into the 30s?"
it was like 30-27
truth is, CU hasn't played anybody yet so they're a tough team to judge.
well they don't have an SEC defense, that's for sure
they struggled with eastern washington and whooped on CSU. but CSU sucks balls, and eastern washington is a 1-AA team (FCS)
rev
speaking of Fathead, I'm too scurred to google:
large man
abnormally large head
Monday Night Football
Eagles vs. Cowboys
heartattack
cigars
velveeta
death
"You failed to mention that it was a suicide pick."
Why would I mention that? It's not a suicide pick. I picked AZ last week.
Then what the fuck's it for?
Welp, my comment was "Someone please talk me out of wanting to pick the Cardinals this week."
So maybe it's part of a pick 'em.
this is the busiest day i ever had in 9 years on the street, no totality yet but estimating over 9.4 billion in assets transferred in to us today and all of it has crossed my desk at some point today
also issued 394MM in margin calls
crazy son
gonna have to do the betting column from home tonight
::blank stare::
scott skiles' wife side-boob. I'll take it.
side boob is underrated.
ns
phx cop goes apollo creed
for some reason i laughed at this story when i saw the pic. zeke, keef, you guys here about this? keef maybe this is why he didnt show up to court?
Goddman, she's hot.
heard that on the radio the other day.
fucked up
Phoenix Police Officer Barry Scott, [pictured], who was collapsed after competing in a charity boxing match at the Fort McDowell Casino on Friday, died Tuesday.
the "charity" is a group that raises money and gives it to families of firefighters and cops who die in the line of duty.
NS
Breers still suck.
I didn't hear about that story. Crazy
meiz still sucks
Roberts, who was sitting ringside, says Scott seemed competitive in the beginning of the first round, but went downhill from there.
"As the fight went on, it looked like he was just getting bounced around," Roberts says, recalling that Scott was knocked down at least once in the second round.
By the third round, "his head was snapping back" with the punches thrown by the firefighter, who still hasn't been named.
"He was taking a pretty sustained beating," Roberts says. Then Scott was knocked down again. Roberts says that's when he and his wife yelled for an end to the fight. The ref let it continue, Roberts says.
how do you get your ass kicked to death during 1 minute rounds, 16 oz gloves and headgear?
where's the vidyeo damnit.
"- T. Hunter stole home"
sweet
yeah, that's pretty fucked up to get that ass beat in a charity smoker event
i bet the drago the firefighter is clownin him behind closed doors.
rocky should have thrown in the towel
"meiz still sucks"
Your mother.
"meiz still sucks"
Your father.
*fixed
"how do you get your ass kicked to death during 1 minute rounds, 16 oz gloves and headgear?"
Because firefighters are giant douchebags. Always have been, always will be.
yeah, they're dbags until you need them to rescue you and carry you down a ladder fatty
"yeah, they're dbags until you need them to rescue you and carry you down a ladder fatty"
made me lol
"Because firefighters are giant douchebags. Always have been, always will be."
Did your cop dad tell you that?
odds that a fellow cop challenges the firefighter to a match on christmas day, for no money, not even for charity? 110%
i bet the drago the firefighter is clownin him behind closed doors.
rocky should have thrown in the towel
hilarity
yeah, they're dbags until you need them to rescue you and carry you down a ladder fatty
double hilarity
Whatever happened to the plan that Pecos had about joining a boxing club or something
Maybe there was noone else in his weight class
pecos was gonna go pro but the boxing federation wouldn't license him because his hands are lethal weapons
"Hanley Ramirez homered in each of his first two at-bats on Wednesday night, but the Marlins' All-Star shortstop was removed in the top of the fifth inning with a sore left shoulder"
fucking awesome
i almost made the wait (sic) class joke
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