Wednesday, September 17, 2008

SAY HELLO TO THE NIGHT!

If you ever find yourself challenged to a dirt bike race by a punk rock vampire with a mullet who's heterosexuality is a major question mark, and you have one song that you can dial up on your iPod during the race to get you pumped up to ride, there is only one solution. That's right, Lost in the Shadows by Lou Gramm is the answer. I like how Lou didn't think that the chorus was enough and they had to add the "Lost Boys" part in the background about halfway through the song. You know, just in case you forgot what movie you were watching.

So, the NFL is going to "mark down" Ed Hochuli because of his botched call. I'm calling bullshit, because this is probably going to result in the first Hochuli-less playoff run in recent memory. The NFL just doesn't get it. There's only one referee that has name recognition and his name is EDWARD G. HOCHULI. Goodell, do the right thing here.

I exhausted the internets trying to find out Hochuli's middle name and I couldn't find it. Honestly, I was expecting it to be "Vincent" or "Francais" and I was kind of shocked that it starts with a G. If you were wondering what Ed's day job is, well, here you go. FYI, there is an email address listed there.

So, that f'd up football league I'm in: I played the commish this last week. I was up by a point or two going into the last game and I had Westbrook, he had Felix Jones. so I shouldn't have been worried, right? Well, Jones ran a kickoff back for a TD and dooshbag had the bonuses turned on return yards, so Jones had 26.67 points because he had 247 return yards and a TD. He was three yards away from another 10 yard bonus. The score was 153.65 to 153.64 in my favor before that last hook-and-ladder play that Westbrook was on the end of. The final score was 156.16 to 153.64. DeSean Jackson's blunder won it for me because if he hadn't have thrown the ball away, Westbrook wouldn't have scored. I really don't care what happens for the rest of the year in that league, that win made up for all of the B.S. that's gone on.

I think I've talked about this before, but do we really need fifteen variations of the name Shawn? Now it's starting to affect the name DeShawn. DeSean Jackson; DeShawn Wynn. What the hell? We really need a ruling on this one before someone names their kid DeChone. Seriously, we need to think about passing a constitutional amendment to solve the problem, because It's now officially a pandemic.

L.A. has the best train crashes: turns out a dude that survived the Glendale train crash from a couple of years ago was in the Chatsworth one a couple of days ago. He survived both crashes. What are the odds that you find yourself in not one but two train crashes? And surviving? I gotta think that's like being struck by lightening 100 separate times. That's just crazy.

I had a jetpack dream a couple of nights ago. I was flying around. Saving people. Solving crimes. It was pretty rad.

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Beth said...

"heterosexually" is HDH.

Beth said...

And if anyone is interested in more info on Ed Hochuli, Runner's World magazine does this thing each month called "I'm a Runner" where they do a Q&A with a celeb or semi-famous person, and this last month it was with the ref man himself.

Tyler said...

Heterosexually is fixed. It passed through Safari's spellcheck. Stupid Safari.

blue said...

the local tv station had hochuli's email address on their website and the sports guys kept telling fans to send him "thank you" emails.

poor guy.

tem said...

good post.

tem said...

softball update:

our pitcher walked at least 35 batters in 2 games. NS.


we lost 25-14 and 29-26.

tem said...

tem popped out once too, that sucked. i blame the beer.

tem said...

it was a 3-4 day with 2 triples and a single. I walked 3 times too. (their pitcher couldn't throw a strike either). i had a sac fly too.

I hate walking but when the pitch bounces in there is not much you can do.

tem said...

i did not try to hit it to right.

blue said...

loser

blue said...

CU is fired up to beat WVU tomrrow night

Beth said...

"Heterosexually is fixed."

Shame on you, that goes against all that HDH stands for.

tem said...

WVU is starting their backup QB at fullback....

blue said...

and Dan Hawkins actually called Pat White a heisman candidate...it was hilarity

blue said...

"WVU is starting their backup QB at fullback...."

i didn't know an option spread offense had a fullback

tem said...

Pat White is a heisman candidate, technically.

tem said...

sometimes they have 2 RBs in the backfield with the QB in the spread.

tem said...

basically it brings the triple option into play.

blue said...

I guess anyone is a heisman candidate though technically.

blue said...

and it brings the FB pass into play

El Padrino said...

"L.A. has the best train crashes: turns out a dude that survived the Glendale train crash from a couple of years ago was in the Chatsworth one a couple of days ago. He survived both crashes. What are the odds that you find yourself in not one but two train crashes? And surviving? I gotta think that's like being struck by lightening 100 separate times. That's just crazy."


Bruce Willis?

El Padrino said...

this place is a pile of elephant shit

El Padrino said...

Ed Jackedhuli

blue said...

you're a piece of elephantitis shit

blue said...

"Bruce Willis?"

does that mean that sam jackson is in LA and he's very fragile

El Padrino said...

barclay's saved my uncle

El Padrino said...

i knew they'd pick up at least that, the other shit is dead meat

tem said...

yeah the FB pass is not used too often.

tem said...

"this place is a pile of elephant shit"

and it is your fault.

tem said...

elephant shit is mostly grass. elephants do not digest most of what they ingest.

blue said...

elephants are not very graceful

El Padrino said...

Owen Schmitt was a fullback

El Padrino said...

nothing is my fault

ever

El Padrino said...

"And if anyone is interested in more info on Ed Hochuli, Runner's World magazine does this thing each month called "I'm a Runner" where they do a Q&A with a celeb or semi-famous person, and this last month it was with the ref man himself."

just lost a little bit of respect for Jackedhuli

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Having to shit in the AM makes me late to work way too often

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I might be lactose intolerant.


That would suck donkey balls.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I have turf toe. My right big toe has been in pain for a few months & it hurts a little to walk on.

tem said...

milk doesn't come from balls.

blue said...

meiz is falling apart.

JFreak said...

Today is wednesday.

tem said...

is bob sanders hurt already????

blue said...

when was bob sanders ever "not hurt"

JFreak said...

Colts players are fragile.

tem said...

how did he win defensive player of the year when he is always hurt?

did he actually play 16 games??

JFreak said...

Bob only missed one game last year.

blue said...

he plays through the hurt because he's the best pfp

tem said...

Hello Night.

tem said...

he is a pfp machine.

best evar!!!

blue said...

and he went to Iowa

tem said...

iowa is the better pfp.

blue said...

i heard they might win 11 games this year

tem said...

in basketball.

tem said...

wow i think a whole herd of heffers just walked through the office.

El Padrino said...

cooley put his balls on the web

spaceman spiff said...

el cuuuumdrinoFAST

spaceman spiff said...

that is now your official wrestling name

spaceman spiff said...

your finishing move is an hdh laden, already posted link

spaceman spiff said...

*link/story

spaceman spiff said...

4 starting pitchers, 4 wins, that was pretty sweet

blue said...

spiff is running amok

El Padrino said...

fucker

tem said...

el pad is the greatest.

tem said...

he will be the intercontinetal (sic) champ in no time.

El Padrino said...

T used Rad

awesomeness!

El Padrino said...

the jetpack dream

always wondered, would the after burn of the jetpack burn your legs and ass?

or would you have on a totally rad fire proof suit?

spaceman spiff said...

after yesterday's game, chance we see H is currently 0.9%

tem said...

didn't you see the rocketeer?

they solved the problem in that movie.

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

grease 2 and the rocketeer.

tem's movie library is vast

isiah thomas said...

AHAHAHAHAHAH, Bob Sanders.


IN DE FACE!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"4 starting pitchers, 4 wins, that was pretty sweet"


homo

Tyler said...

I forgot to mention that the G's to Gents Finale was specular last night. I hope they do a Season 2.

Tyler said...

Jet Pack Dream: I think I had some kind of NASCAR fire suit costume on, that might have helped with the leg burning.

isiah thomas said...

DeChone

hilarity

isiah thomas said...

great post T, you done FH proud.

Tyler said...

specular is HDH

isiah thomas said...

I forgot to mention that the G's to Gents Finale was specular last night. I hope they do a Season 2.


YES!

Shotta totally blew it, though I don't think he had a real chance. He acted too much like Cee towards the end.

Just a phenominal show all around.

I'm going to work on my diction today.

Tyler said...

Should have been spectacular.

Tyler said...

This morning HDH on fire I am. (sic)

Tyler said...

I'm going to work on my diction today too. Hopefully it will result in less HDHs.

isiah thomas said...

I love how Cee kept saying he was a totally changed man and was done conning people. Then in his interview he goes "I'll tell these guys whatever I need to, to win."

Cee!

spaceman spiff said...

phenominal is hdh

isiah thomas said...

HDH has almost jumped the shark.

isiah thomas said...

EP - Mets - discuss.

El Padrino said...

i love money was teriffic as well

real proposing to hoopz was specular

Tyler said...

Yeah, Cee was a doosh, I knew he didn't changed. I loved how he cried at the end too. It wouldn't be a G's to Gents episode without Cee crying at some point.

El Padrino said...

"EP - Mets - discuss"

footyball is here
fuck em

El Padrino said...

reyes hitting .215 in september again, and Louis Ayala is our closer


read that last line again





and again.

El Padrino said...

still think they win get in, either division or wc

they are defintely better than the brewers, philly is just hot, i wouldnt pitch to howard

dude is locked in, hits a game winning HR every night

El Padrino said...

breers back end of the rotation is Triple A-esque

spaceman spiff said...

"I knew he didn't changed" is hdh

spaceman spiff said...

"Louis Ayala" is hdh

spaceman spiff said...

nl east is just like the al east, bofe teams gonna make it

spaceman spiff said...

fuck, skins game not showing over here again, have to watch low quality over the interwebs

Tyler said...

Man, it is early in the morning. I think Zeke is right, HDH has done jumped the shark.

blue said...

HDH never jumps

isiah thomas said...

real proposing to hoopz was specular

that was good tv, I felt bad for the guy. Did he really think she'd say yes?

El Padrino said...

apparentely he did

"I'm not too happy right now. Usually when you propose you eant a yes, I didn't get that"

hahahahahahahaaha

Whiteboy's reaction was gold

isiah thomas said...

I was watching some Making the Band 4 with fmz last night....

that aubrey chick.....thighs like what..what..what

tem said...

"eant"

not even sure what this was supposed to be.

tem said...

i need a new addicting intraweb game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

HDH jumped a long time ago

isiah thomas said...

Deke, splain this. More fluff. Give me some content Osama.

"This isn't just a string of bad luck. The truth is that while you've been living up to your responsibilities Washington has not. That's why we need change. Real change," Obama says in the ad, which begins airing Wednesday nationally and in battleground states.

Obama gives a brief overview of his economic plan and encourages voters to read it in detail.

"I approved this message because bitter, partisan fights and outworn ideas of the left and the right won't solve the problems we face today. But a new spirit of unity and shared responsibility will," he says.

After a week of being on the defensive, the economic crisis has given Obama an opportunity to go on offense. Most Americans see Obama as better equipped to handle the economy, polls show.

Most Americans have zero clue HOW he'd actually "handle" the economy.

I'm not saying Mclain isn't talking in generalities, but that's all Osama is about.

blue said...

eant is the new want

blue said...

they're both awful

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"breers back end of the rotation is Triple A-esque"

They should have been going with a 4 man rotation for weeks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My vote is based on healthcare and net neutrality.

El Padrino said...

making the band fo

aubrey fo sho
aundrea, bang bang

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

my previous comment is partially (s)

El Padrino said...

i have a portfolio that had 28 million shares of lehman bros and 500 thousand shares of AIG

just kill yourself

blue said...

EP you should call that guy and tell them, see this is why you diversify your investments.

El Padrino said...

"EP you should call that guy and tell them, see this is why you diversify your investments."

he sent in 1.2 billion

NS

gotta love hedge funds

isiah thomas said...

diversify ya bonds bitches

blue said...

love it or leave it Josh Howard

fucking stoner

Keith S said...

That JH vid-e-yo is awesome.

Keith S said...

The random white dude standing on the track at the end was hilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't wait until we get cable innanet here so I can watch videos.

Keith S said...

Tatis done for the year

isiah thomas said...

Josh Howard is a hot mess.

El Padrino said...

"Mark Schlereth put the Giants on “upset alert” for their week 2 game against the Rams. His reasoning? The Rams looked terrible against the Eagles. He gets paid to do this."


really, it gets worse
i'm convinced we are all better then these drones

i wish i had a in somewhere on this bussiness, i'd be huge ontv

get me on around the horn

Keith S said...

EP
Want to give me 13.5 for the Bengals/Giants?

El Padrino said...

vikings are hilarious

GUS Frerotte

areyoufuckingkiddingme

El Padrino said...

"EP
Want to give me 13.5 for the Bengals/Giants?"

hell no

bengals might cover that number
i'll think about it more

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck caps lock

Tyler said...

NBA cameras need to be there for those "advanced communication skill sessions" that Cuban was talking about.

Tyler said...

I need to add "advanced communication skill sessions" to my lame corporate buzzword list.

Tyler said...

Whoever uses "advanced communication skill sessions" in a meeting or conversation at work today will receive a copy of the Lost Boys Soundtrack.

Tyler said...

I was out of material to finish up the "advanced communication skill sessions" natty z.

Keith S said...

no natty

blue said...

advanced communications skillz are necessary

Tyler said...

I know, that's why I said I didn't finish it up.

El Padrino said...

movie watching championship

Tyler said...

You gotta have the advanced communications skillz to pay the billz.

Tyler said...

I am officially off of probation at work. Finally.

Keith S said...

Paul Shirley chat on WWL today

El Padrino said...

I am serious and dont call me Shirley.

Keith S said...

Twins

Tyler said...

Clifton Phifer takes the mound at 4:05pm today. Thats 7:05pm Eastern.

El Padrino said...

porn in the air

isiah thomas said...

anyone peep game on that vampire show on HBO?

El Padrino said...

denver getting love from vegas
-7 vs saints

El Padrino said...

i hate people that say "I've been in the business 30 years, believe me it's right"

then get an email later that in fact, you were wrong

lotta good those 30 years did pal

ead

blue said...

"denver getting love from vegas
-7 vs saints"

i'd take the saints at that number...the broncos aren't that good

but they can score points

isiah thomas said...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards will miss the first month of the season after undergoing a surgical procedure on his left knee Wednesday, according to a story in the Washington Post.


sweet

blue said...

gil's knee sucks

isiah thomas said...

good thing they just gave him 100 mil$ +

isiah thomas said...

he should just get the micro-fracture now.

El Padrino said...

blue is the king of downplaying

El Padrino said...

btw mentioned or not i'm mentioning it again

koren robinson is back

isiah thomas said...

koren robinson is back

he'd rather drop balls in Seattle than anywhere else.

Keith S said...

Anyone know how I can get itunes set up so I can d/l music to more than 1 ipod?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Anyone know how I can get itunes set up so I can d/l music to more than 1 ipod?"


Just plug the other iPod in. And I believe you need to go into the toolbar & authorize the new iPod

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its easy

Keith S said...

Thanks. fmk wanted me to add some songs to her ipod, but she formatted it at her parents and they have a mac, so I guess I have to restore it to it's original settings since I have a pc

Tyler said...

You shouldn't have to. They format them all as PCs and the Mac can read it. Unless it's one of the first or second generation. If she bought it in the last three or four years, it should be fine.

Keith S said...

She has a new nano. When I connected it, a message came up saying that it was formatted on a mac an would need to be restored to the factory settings to use with my itunes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hot damn, this chick in here sexy

Keith S said...

So she's really ugly

JFreak said...

Bob Ley on the Mets: "They have the aeronautical lift of an anvil."

Hilarity.

JFreak said...

"Twins"

That prompted a good 30 second laugh.

Good work.

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
hot damn, this guy in here sexy


*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh man, you guys are on top of your game today!!!11!!!!!11!!

El Padrino said...

but on the hochuli thing, imagine that happened in ny or philly

hochuli would be dead, his relatives, dead, his pets, dead

san diegoans are cool cucumbers

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
Oh man, you guys are on top of your game today!!!11!!!!!11!!


Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM

isiah thomas said...

Eddie Hoc would be floating in the Hudson by now.

Keith S said...

"but on the hochuli thing, imagine that happened in ny or philly "

It's fucking sports. People need to relax

isiah thomas said...

Speaking of Philly, has anyone heard from Fathead since Monday’s game? Hopefully he made it through.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

that makes no sense, Isiah. Instead of making terrible reaches at reasons to post the angry comment, why not just post it for no real reason.

isiah thomas said...

deke 98% of all your comments have anger in them to some degree.

that wasn't a reach.

ns

NP

isiah thomas said...

deke we can do this.

isiah thomas said...

ZE SLAPPER®!

isiah thomas said...

or not

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No, its called sarcasm.

Keith S said...

Shirley just had a nice HDH.


"It's way cooler to be worse than second-worse"

Hi Paul

El Padrino said...

"It's fucking sports. People need to relax"

who are you?

El Padrino said...

i hope the Hoch got hit with "get off your knees ref, your blowing the game"

isiah thomas said...

some chick was just in here spouting off about politics, one of her gems:

"bush only bailed out AIG because he will get money from it"

NS

Pecosian Logic at its finest.

Keith S said...

"who are you?"

Just saying, people take shit way to seriously

isiah thomas said...

Just saying, people take shit way to seriously

WHAT FUCK THE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????

s

tem said...

your is in the HDH hall of fame.

tem said...

than, then and your are all first ballot hall of famers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need clarification on Pecosian Logic.

isiah thomas said...

mine as well is a FBHDHHOF inductee

Keith S said...

"I need clarification on Pecosian Logic."

Anything you say

isiah thomas said...

what was cumfost's first saying again?

the real fucked up one that was missing words and shit?

Keith S said...

Pecosian Logic mine as well be called except the except opposite

Keith S said...

holier then now

isiah thomas said...

Anything you say


pretty much sums it up nicely.

Keith S said...

I just got a question on paul shirley's chat

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Anything you say"



So it has no definition

Keith S said...

link

Tyler said...

Nice job, Craig from Boston.

isiah thomas said...

nice work keef

isiah thomas said...

they go 'ooh' and 'ahh' when I jump out my car
people treat me like Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Tyler said...

Kareem Abdul Jabbar the basketball player or Kareem Abdul Jabbar the football player?

Keith S said...

Fooyball player was Karim

Keith S said...

It's

Keith S said...

about

Keith S said...

time

Keith S said...

older

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