Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Raining

So today is the first game for our company softball team. Some yahoo put it together, he seems alright enough, but he is still a yahoo. Of course it is raining today so we will either get rained out or we will have to forfeit. This being a work team I know a lot of people on the team and I can tell you this, most of them have a lot of quit in them. The season is 5 weeks long and I bet we end up forfeiting at least twice. If it is the first two games I think the city kicks us out of the league. That would be awesome for the company. Oh and the yahoo named the team by our company name. No originality there. I want to put on the swami hat and predict that we go 1-9 (double headers each week) and 4 of those losses are forfeits. 5 of the losses we get run ruled.

I wonder if I complain about this kind of crap in real life. I don't think I do. I think for the most part in real life I bite my tongue and don't say anything. But deep down inside I do just want to break a bitches shin bone or hit someone with the bat. I wonder if suppressing all these bad thoughts will work forever? I doubt. One day I am going to snap and it is going to make Cho look like Rainbow Brite.

Well now that I got that out of my system let's talk some college football. Yep, WVU sucks at defense, but what the frack happened on offense??? I don't know. ECU is pretty good, but WVU put 40 something up on Okla recently and couldn't find the end zone at ECU. I don't want to blame the coach, but damn. I'd talk more about what I saw this weekend in college games, but I don't want to.

Except for this part. For the rest of the season, if I remember, I will tell everyone what the loony ass Buckeye fans are saying about their upcoming game. They play at USC this weekend, everyone should know that. Buckeye fans all know it. They are all preparing for the worst. They constantly ask what the spread is and when told it is 10.5 they say "that's about what I thought." The fans have basically mailed this game in. I haven't heard one fan actually say they are going to beat USC. Every one of them has said that keeping it close is as good as a win. You hear "if we keep it close and run the table we might get in the BCS title game again, USC always chokes against some team like Stanford late in the season." So what does all this mean???? Well the last time the Buckeye fans were this down on their chances in a game they beat Miami to win a title. So I'm saying they shock us all again and beat USC 23-21. That's how it works for Buckeye fans, when they think they are gonna win (see Florida, LSU) they get blown out. Anyway, yeah, OSU beats USC 23-21.

Random side note: 37 year old recent divorcee just walked by. She has new fake boobs and is clearly a whore. I don't want anything to do with it though. She seems like some sort of poison. One of those sirens from Greek times. If you start to hit on her you're gonna get hit with a harrassment suit and have your balls ripped off. Or something equally bad.

Pro football time. Bengals looked horrid. I feel worse for the dudes who picked Carson Palmer in the second or third round of their fantasy drafts than I do for the people who picked Brady in the first. At least with Brady you know you are going to get 0 points from here on out. With Carson he is going to mess with your head all year. He'll throw for 350 one week then follow it up with three 99 yard performances. It's time to sell Carson and see if you can get any kind of value for him. (Note: tem is horrible at fantasy because everytime he does something like this the guy he trades blows up and does awesome, so keep Carson.) I don't think Atlanta will have near the success they did in week one again. They might not be a sucktastic as I thought they'd be, but they aren't a top shelf team. No how, no way.

Screw it, this is taking too long and people keep wanting me to do work. Movie review time:

Burn After Reading

This is the new Coen brother movie so it will either be good or it will suck. I don't think they have an inbetween. George Clooney is in it because he is in all of their stuff. Since George is in it, Brad Pitt will be in it because they are clearly gay lovers. So it is George and Brad, no doubt they are playing character that are either so dumb and goofy it isn't really funny or they are playing guys who are almost normal, but have hilarious flaws. Let's say George is the almost normal one and Brad is the douche. Also there is some love interest for George or Brad that is clearly three levels below them.

So the plot is this: someone finds a note that says "burn after reading" but they can't read. This is probably Brad. So he doesn't burn it, because he is illiterate. So he takes it to George and he reads it. Then he can't find a match. So he takes it to the not so hot girl, but sometimes she looks hot if the angle is right. She has a match because she is smoker. Together they burn the note. Then some wacky Dr. Evil type dude gets all up in arms because the note got burnt. But really, what'd he expect would happen?? He probably wanted it burnt, just so he could get pissed about it and hunt down the arsonists. Anyway, that's what he does. And he kills Brad, George and almost nice looking chick.

The End.

3 out of 5 helmet stickers.

471 comments:

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blue said...

i will be going to see burn after reading

Beth said...

As usual, very nice movie review Tem. Although even I don't get turned on by the thought of Clooney and Pitt as gay lovers.

blue said...

eddie royal is for real...he made deangelo hall look like arsenio hall, and not the arsenio who was in coming to america, but the arsenio who is living somewhere in a dumpster off of west hollywood blvd

Beth said...

"the not so hot girl, but sometimes she looks hot if the angle is right."

In a circle of LOV reference, this part could be played by swimmer Amanda Beard.

blue said...

of course brad pitt is gay, he dumped a gorgeous woman to hookup with a tranny and adopt kids

tem said...

"the not so hot girl, but sometimes she looks hot if the angle is right."


amanda beard
natalie portman

the list goes on

Beth said...

Blue, don't get all excited just cause someone made DeAngelo Hall look bad. Atlanta fans got used to seeing that happen pretty often. I think Hall ran his mouth so much to detract from how over-rated he was.

tem said...

hmm, that lumberjack looking ex UFC fighter died in a desert.

blue said...

i wanted to mention how underrated arsenio hall is

blue said...

btw-

I whipped hurricane gustav's ass...stupid hurricane didn't keep me from going to the beach and having a good time. Actually made it more fun by creating big waves for me to be an idiot in.

tem said...

blue was gone?

tem said...

"i wanted to mention how underrated arsenio hall is"

he is also overrated.

El Padrino said...

that other corner they have asuenwkodo is better

tem said...

that is a made up name.

El Padrino said...

"of course brad pitt is gay, he dumped a gorgeous woman to hookup with a tranny and adopt kids"

if angie jolie is a tranny then i'm the biggest faggot in the world

jesus blue, wait until zeke gets a hold of this

El Padrino said...

zeke 2 for 2, had the broncos in the big ass pool (sweated out the pats in the other one)

blue said...

that was the point EP

i'm on record as a supporter of AJ

El Padrino said...

broncos rolled
told ya mofos the raiders are still the raiders

tem said...

does that if require a "AHIIK"?

El Padrino said...

then nix the comment

blue said...

jamarcus russell is the worse...worst than Tavaris Jax

blue said...

"then nix the comment"

nah, i'm like espn, i like to stir the pot and make a media circus out of nothing

El Padrino said...

not really sure why jamarcus is not a TE

blue said...

or a Defensive End

tem said...

or a construction worker.

blue said...

or an accountant

tem said...

accountants are the worse. he is better than that.

tem said...

i combat warred for awhile yesterday. i am getting good at the two towers map.

tem said...

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tem said...

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tem said...

that one was supposed to be a pile of steaming shit.

tem said...

didn't turn out well.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"natalie portman

the list goes on"


You watch your goddamn mouth.

tem said...

i'm a huge portman fan, but sometimes she looks wierd.

tem said...

when she was all dolled up in that revenge of the sith movie she looked horrid.

tem said...

but when she was in some sort of spandex thing in the one before that fighting some sort of big lizard she was smoking hot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not talking to Tem for a little while.

tem said...

wow

tem said...

deke is mad because he knows i am right.

blue said...

did deke get back with egfdeke yet?

tem said...

5 days left i think by my count.

tem said...

on cnn.com it says:

88 percent of D.C. 8th-graders can't read



umm, really? NFW.

tem said...

ok i read the article and it says only 12 percent are proficient at reading.

i guess that means 88% can't read. fucking cnn, making shit up.

blue said...

probably only 12% of LoV is proficient at reading

tem said...

yeah, but we aren't 8th graders.

blue said...

not since Teej left

tem said...

true

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tell Tem that there are 8 days left

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Decent lookin girl in here. Unfortunately, she's got pancake ass & a major panty line going on.

inexcusable.

tem said...

someone ask deke to explain pancake ass.

Beth said...

Deke, can you please explain pancake ass?

There you go tem.

Keith S said...

pancakes are flat, tem

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Godmanitt. I just noticed that we have missed FGs as a negative stat in my other FFL league.


RETARDED

Keith S said...

Missed FGs and QB sacks make that league super gay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No shit, hey?


I'll still win it.

isiah thomas said...

I bought a goddman 16.9 oz can of Redbull this morning.

IN DE FACE!

Keith S said...

"I'll still win it."

Of course. And you'll still find something to bitch about

blue said...

"i'll still win it"

ok pecos

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Of course. And you'll still find something to bitch about"

If you're not complaining about deficiencies, you don't want to win.

isiah thomas said...

jesus blue, wait until zeke gets a hold of this


it was too blatant an attempt to stir the pot.

I told Angie not to worry about it.

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM

isiah thomas said...

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nice attempt at the steaming pile of pooh tem.

ns

isiah thomas said...

the old guy got an email about boner pills this morning. it got through our email blocker.

he was showing everyone the email.

ns

isiah thomas said...

one of my dynasty teams has Palmer, Holt, Selvin Young and DMac.

not a good week.

blue said...

axe him how many he's going to order

isiah thomas said...

Bleu - that wr from last night, how will he fit in when Marshall is back.

also - dood seems pretty small, one good lick on a PR and he's on IR.

please advice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM"


Fact.

Keith S said...

"Fact"


Ah, so everything here is just a front. Got it

blue said...

"Bleu - that wr from last night, how will he fit in when Marshall is back."

he's going to be the #2 reciever...the broncos love him. He's supposed to be the guy who spreads the field, deep threat...they want to use him like Reggie Bush, get him the ball anyway possible in space and let him run.

he'll probably finish the season with like 60-70 catches and about 800 yards.

Keith S said...

If mize delivered mail, and he was German, this would be him

Keith S said...

Tom Brady is out for the year

Tyler said...

Evan Tanner dead at 37. Crazy. I think he just fought on one of the last two PPVs or the free one on Spike.

Tyler said...

Tanner had trekked into the desert on a journey to “cleanse” himself, according to Douglas Vincitorio of Tanner’s management team. “He went out to the desert to do a ‘cleansing’ as he called it. Kind of like ‘Survivorman.’” These short trips were not new to Tanner, said Vincitorio. It is something that he has done numerous times over the years.

“What we were told is that (Sheriff’s officials who found Tanner) believe his motorcycle had run out of gas, so he went to walk out in like 115- to 118-degree heat,” Vincitorio said. “He was miles away from his camp. That’s where the helicopter found him. Right now, they just think that he succumbed to the heat.”

Tyler said...

Dude, that is harsh.

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Tyler said...

That wall is the worse.

Tyler said...

That wall effort was like Aaron Rodgers Lambeau Leap; a piss poor effort.

blue said...

"Tom Brady is out for the year"

wait...WHAT?

Tyler said...

It's true Blew. He out for the season. It's on ESPN's mainpage.

Tyler said...

You should really go to ESPN for your sports reporting. They're the world wide leader.

Tyler said...

Much like everyone said here, Belicheat said he didn't know if Brady was going to be out for the season or not, even though the team released a statement about it right before his press conference.

Tyler said...

I hate Bill Belicheat.

Keith S said...

hehehe

Tyler said...

"I thought about the bad karma from last season and all those Eff-You TDs that apparently came back to haunt the Pats."

Tyler said...

He should have written:
"I thought about the bad karma from last season and all those Eff-You articles I wrote that apparently came back to haunt the Pats."

Keith S said...

"Laurence Maroney as the starting running back with every tool who never gets touches in the end zone and kills your fantasy team"


Do they run plays in the end zone now?

Tyler said...

I just read this off the AP wire:

"According to team sources, Larry Bird has agreed to donate his ACL to Tom Brady. The surgery is scheduled for sometime later this week."

Keith S said...

"the only thing anyone remembers from "Varsity Blues" at this point is Ali Larter's whipped cream sundae and the fact their stripper-teacher (as numerous readers have pointed out) looked exactly like Sarah Palin."

Interesting

spaceman spiff said...

maroney should get more touches now

Tyler said...

Man, screw Simmons. This article is a pity party. BOSTON WENT TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IN EVERY SPORT! SCREW YOU!

Tyler said...

They should put Sam Cassel in as QB. Of course he'd probably hold the ball too long and get sacked on every play, but he's probably got more upside than a guy who's last start was in hike school.

Keith S said...

I'm still in the "bargaining" phase of coping with this Tom Brady injury. Is there any advice you can offer to help me get through to acceptance as soon as possible? In times like these, I turn to you, Mr. Sports Guy. Please help me make sense of all this.


Fucking people who write SG are nerds

Keith S said...

How am I supposed to feel about this? On the one hand, I don't like to see anyone get hurt and Brady seems like a good guy. On the other hand, Belichick, you and Randy Moss are all a-------. Talk about mixed emotions.

OK, maybe they're not all nerds

blue said...

"In times like these, I turn to you, Mr. Sports Guy. Please help me make sense of all this."

cumfast wrote in?

blue said...

"On the other hand, Belichick, you and Randy Moss are all a-------. Talk about mixed emotions."

amen to that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You know what's a bad name?

Constance.

Where do these rich, whitebread people come up with this shit? Congrats, you've just put your daughter on the fast track to being a whore. Because that's the only way she's gonna have friends.

blue said...

yeah, rich people are the only ones with weird names

spaceman spiff said...

" According to sources, questions about Young's state of mind began when the quarterback left his home abruptly at 7:30 p.m. Monday. According to the same sources, Young seemed emotionally down and left his cell phone behind. Titans' officials alerted Metro police to be on the lookout for Young's SUV.
"

WFT, vince young has gone crazy, you

El Padrino said...

sg is absurd

El Padrino said...

the pot roast i made the other day is going on a loaf of italian bread

that's right

a pot roast hero

El Padrino said...

i am the dagwood of brooklyn

spaceman spiff said...

usc-osu is gonna be like the game/bow wow

El Padrino said...

i've been watching sc all morning
saw the vince thing and laughed

and everyone wondered why he scored a 9 on the wonderlic

he's a mental midget, he cant handle shit like this

blue said...

"WFT, vince young has gone crazy, you"

didn't he consider retiring after his rookie season...he's messed up in the head

blue said...

"usc-osu is gonna be like the game/bow wow"


huh?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

VY be gone

El Padrino said...

shoot that foot up beanie, they need you

spaceman spiff said...

bow wow challenged the game to a 100k$ game of madden, the game then destroyed him 55-23

spaceman spiff said...

didnt realize my votto pickup paid off

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 1 (this is like a running diary):

"I tried to figure out who was in more trouble: the 2008 Pats or my 2008 West Coast fantasy team. (The answer: both.)"

dickweed labels his fantasy teams by coast?? fuck him.

"And then the Grim Reaper came in the form of a text from a well-connected buddy at 4:32 p.m. PT:"

everyone knew he was done by that time. by well connected buddy he must mean one with a reliable intraweb connection.

"Beyond that, Brady has never been anything but a stand-up guy"

didn't he knock a girl up and then dump her for a super model?? sounds like a stand up guy to me.

" didn't fully hit me until I was watching "Mad Men" on Sunday night "

mad men sounds like gay porn. el tardo watches gay porn.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 2:

"but the only thing anyone remembers from "Varsity Blues" at this point is Ali Larter's whipped cream sundae and the fact their stripper-teacher (as numerous readers have pointed out) looked exactly like Sarah Palin."

those are not anywhere close to the only things people remember. and i bet more people didn't know that the stripper looked like palin than did.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 3:

"Look, you can't play the curse card unless it has been at least two generations of misery. I'm making that call right now."

fuck him, he has no authority to make such a call.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 4:

"when you're waiting for months and months for the season to start (like planning a wedding)"

fuck him.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 5:

" His track record of quitting on bad quarterbacks is both extensive and frightening. I don't even want to talk about this."


wuss doesn't want to talk about it. tfb bitches. Moss is gonna quit on the season within 2 weeks if Cassel doesn't revert to his awesome hike school starting QB form.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 6:

" I have to say, that made me feel a little better. "

fuck him for feeling better.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 7:

" it's the all-time "If this happened in Madden, I couldn't have pressed the RESET button fast enough" moment."

fucker cheats at video games too. big wuss.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 8:

" my readers are seriously suggesting Joey Harrington can save the 2008 Patriots season."


el tardo has even dumber readers.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 9:


none, it was one word and i was ok with it.

spaceman spiff said...

also, i believe eltardo 0% that he wouldnt take on this brady's knee injury so that brady could play, NFW he turns that down

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 10:

"hell, even Rashad Evans had it when he coldcocked Chuck Liddell last week"


he has no fucking clue when this happened. it happened about 13 to 14 hours before brady got hurt.

"Oh, who am I kidding? We're screwed. I will now attempt to hang myself with my Wes Welker jersey.) "

well he never followed through with this or he failed. either way that makes him douchetastic.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 11:


"Just stop. I'm not biting on the "FNL" connection. Tom Brady will not be playing quad rugby in six months. Totally different."

fuck friday night lights. there is a reason nobody watches it.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 12:

"In a weird way, the Brady injury renewed my faith in society a little. Maybe we're more dignified than I thought."

spiff or tyler needs to convince him otherwise.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 13:


3 word answer. it's ok.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 14:

"It's a cheap play -- worse than a horse-collar tackle and a cut block, in my opinion. And both of those are penalties. Nobody should be allowed to dive at a quarterback's legs unless he's running."

Bullshit, why don't we just make the QB wear flags and he plays under flag football rules. QBs are already babied enough. Maybe if they weren't so babied they wouldn't get hurt everytime they got hit.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 15:

" Sure. This "South Park" clip explains everything."


fucker thinks he is cool by linking shit.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 16:

"I wouldn't absorb Brady's injury because I wouldn't want to be on crutches for a few months when I have two young kids"

Bullshit times 100. Yes he would. He barely does anything for the kids anyway. Ridiculous bullshit here.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 17:

that there is even 17 answers. i can't keep reading this shit. i'm out.

blue said...

it wasn't a cheap play, he had a blocker on top of him

tem said...

ok just noticed that there are only two answers left and one is no doubt "yup these are my readers"

blue said...

and wft, so now you can't hit qbs in the head, you can't hit them below the waist, pretty soon you won't be able to hit them whilst in a throwing motion

blue said...

good running diary tem

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 17:


" It's the most devastating fantasy injury of all time."

no it was a real injury.

tem said...

reasons I hate el tardo from answer 18 (last answer):


" (Smoking a Marlboro Light, walking around in a trenchcoat, drinking scotch …)"

i don't even know what the fuck he is talking about.

tem said...

i think if QBs got hit more they'd get hurt less. they'd get used to getting hit every now and then and learn how to fall properly and how to avoid getting hit.

this wouldn't really have saved brady, but it would have saved trent green. fucker would have known not to slide at the last second.

tem said...

"Evan Tanner dead at 37. Crazy. I think he just fought on one of the last two PPVs or the free one on Spike."

free one on spike.

he was the lumber jack looking dude.

tem said...

spiff said the same thing about 16 as i did.

blue said...

or you said the same thing as spiff

blue said...

i remember lots of other things from Varsity Blues besides those 2 things...actually i forgot about the stripper teacher until I watched it again recently

tem said...

"or you said the same thing as spiff"

probably more accurate, he said his first.

tem said...

that was just a ridiculous comment by el tardo.

blue said...

i remember the mount me joke that tweeder tells...and billybob calling some dinosaurs, and puking rally, and billybob's dog that's a pig, and mox's little brother going through all his religious incarnations, and amy smart not getting nekkid, and tweeder talking about "panty droppers" and tweeder stealing the police car, and Mox saying "i don't want yer life"

blue said...

I remember foo fighters playing "my hero" for the last scene of the movie.

but those are just the things off the top of my head.

fuck you simmons you douche

blue said...

i now hate all simmons...richard, gene, lionel, and bill

tem said...

poor gene. he really never deserved it.

tem said...

it = the simmons hating.

but he gets it nonetheless.

tem said...

i hate TMQ too.

tem said...

haha skunk patch talks about how if bert stayed retired he would be a pat today.

blue said...

bert is undefeated

blue said...

talking heads here keep talking about the broncos being in 1st place in their division.

"if the playoffs started today, they'd be in"...

no shit, good thing the season is longer than one week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow, Tem.

Keith S said...

""hell, even Rashad Evans had it when he coldcocked Chuck Liddell last week"
he has no fucking clue when this happened. it happened about 13 to 14 hours before brady got hurt."


It was on Saturday, which was last week, technically.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1992...

Robin Yount of the Milwaukee Breers became the 17th player in baseball history to reach 3,000 hits.

mize was probably "there"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"haha skunk patch talks about how if bert stayed retired he would be a pat today."

Folks around here are laughing about it, too.

blue said...

Robin Yount probably comes in and ships things all the time.

Keith S said...

How can anyone forget about the stripper teacher in VB? That's one of the best parts of the movie

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Robin Yount of the Milwaukee Breers became the 17th player in baseball history to reach 3,000 hits.

mize was probably "there""


No. Old man couldn't get tickets. The game was broadcast on all the local channels, though.

Keith S said...

"Robin Yount probably comes in and ships things all the time."

Of course he does. He is captivated by the UPS store legend known as mize

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Base hit over the 2nd baseman's head. Off of Jose Mesa, I think.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Robin lives in AZ. As.

Keith S said...

So you're saying he doesn't have a home in the Milwaukee metro area?

tem said...

"Wow, Tem."

meiz is talking to me again.

Keith S said...

Yount makes Robinade in Sconnie

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Robinade is the better

Keith S said...

Yes, lemonade is good.

Keith S said...

Yount probably calls Wendlestedt, or whatever "ex-umpire" that ships stuff at casa de mize, and finds out when he's coming in so he can tag along and honor mize

blue said...

i'm sure aitch could tell us where yount lives

Keith S said...

mize probably knows this guy

Keith S said...

"He says he's in love with the burgers, which are the highlights of his days."

That guy's life is sadder than tem's.

WADR

blue said...

i heard about that guy like 5 years ago

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bruce Froemming

blue said...

if i lived in Fond de Lac, WI i'm pretty sure the burger would be the highlight of my day as well

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*is the ump

tem said...

does champ bailey suck now?

Keith S said...

tem must really need a slumpbuster bad

blue said...

"does champ bailey suck now?"


no, why?

Keith S said...

newer

blue said...

did they change newer to 175? because that would be interesting

tem said...

because he is on my $$$ fantasy team and got about 3 points.

if he sucked now i was gonna cut him.

blue said...

blogger should allow you to set what comment length creates a new page

Keith S said...

"because he is on my $$$ fantasy team and got about 3 points."


Ocho Cinco only got 3 pts. You should cut him, too.

Keith S said...

Is tem going to break shins tonight?

blue said...

Champ might not be great for fantasy value because nobody throws at him anymore, and hopefully he shouldn't have to make too many tackles in run support

tem said...

"Is tem going to break shins tonight?"

if she plays first probably. the organizer guy wants me to play third. i don't really have an accurate arm for the infield, but whatever.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"if i lived in Fond de Lac, WI i'm pretty sure the burger would be the highlight of my day as well"


Fond Du Lac has a pretty nice downtown area. And a Kick ass golf course that is super cheap. I'd consider living there.

tem said...

"Ocho Cinco only got 3 pts. You should cut him, too."

i know he doesn't suck. i didn't know if bailey did now or not.

Keith S said...

The first base bag is over there if you want to make the out.

tem said...

"Champ might not be great for fantasy value because nobody throws at him anymore, and hopefully he shouldn't have to make too many tackles in run support"


this is the inside info i needed. i'm gonna give him 1 more week then cut him for some DB who tackles a lot of people.

Keith S said...

"i'm gonna give him 1 more week then cut him for some DB who tackles a lot of people."

Perhaps someone from the Lions

tem said...

i know where the bag is, my throws just tend to dive at the last second. dudes can catch it, but some chick will have problems.

i can't imagine organizer guy putting her at first. she did take a pop up off the hip, so i am thinking 2nd base or catcher.

tem said...

"Perhaps someone from the Lions"

good plan, i'm gonna have to check the waiver wire and see who is available.

Keith S said...

"my throws just tend to dive at the last second."

Grip across the seams, not with the seams

tem said...

"Grip across the seams, not with the seams"

like in my awesome MS Paint diagram?

blue said...

awesomeness

blue said...

""Grip across the seams, not with the seams"


LMC?

or are we not doing that anymore

tem said...

LMC is used when appropriate.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like how Tem blatantly ignores his work.

tem said...

i am a highly efficient worker.

2 hrs of tem work is like 10 hrs of another person.

Keith S said...

MS paint pics are great

Keith S said...

But this is a better representation

Keith S said...

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