Monday, September 08, 2008

NFL is here

comments are here

I didn't get to watch much football due to my going to the Brewers massacre.

Tom Brady is dunzo for the year. Bummer for the Pats.

I have the worst material. I can't come up with stuff to type off the cuff. Someone needs to give me an assignment every week. I feel bad for posting trash every Monday. You all deserve better.

I guess I'll see if Tha Carter III helps me.

According to Madden, Freeney is the best spinning pass rusher in the NFL. Thanks for that gem, John.

Fuck this. I've had a bunch of trouble with youtube.











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Campbell cant touch this said...

courtesy link to comments at the top of this post please.

Campbell cant touch this said...

Entourage opener.......eh.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Are my videos broken?

Campbell cant touch this said...

make a 4th q bet EP.

JFreak said...

goddman it harrison.

Campbell cant touch this said...

dungy makes some terrible challenges.

Campbell cant touch this said...

"Knight Rider the movie was a big success...."

way to go Al Michaels, Goose McCallister agrees.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have to switch versions of Firefox every time I upload videos.

Campbell cant touch this said...

the colts suck

Campbell cant touch this said...

dungy panicked

Campbell cant touch this said...

the Colts without artificial crowd noise help are an average footyball team.

JFreak said...

hilarious.

Campbell cant touch this said...

"With the first pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Indy Coats (sic) select...."

Campbell cant touch this said...

Lucas Oil shoulda sprung for surround sound.

Campbell cant touch this said...

Clark - hurt
Addai - hurt


all the Coats need is Sanders to go down and they'll be in mid-season form.

Campbell cant touch this said...

why does Peyton's head get so fucking red?

wft

Campbell cant touch this said...

"fuck the Coats" Z

IN DE FACE!

Campbell cant touch this said...

so, if Orton starts the SB they woulda won.

dazed and confused said...

if i would have known forte was a black guy, i mightve drafted him

NS

dazed and confused said...

had a good fantasy team week, furry balls has officially been upsetted

JFreak said...

"Are my videos broken?"

they weren't.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have browser issues all the time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"courtesy link to comments at the top of this post please."

Not this time around.

Jugdish said...

My bursa sac is killing me!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

His Jugness

Jugdish said...

what is up?

Jugdish said...

Chris sims and tim rattay to work out with the Pats on monday

dazed and confused said...

why wont espn say that brady is done for the season?

H said...

My friends may officially put me on suicide watch

H said...

I just spent 3 hours listening to my buddy who is a Dolphins fan laughing his ass off at me

Tyler said...

The entire city of boston is on suicide watch.

Tyler said...

Suicide watch i2i.

dazed and confused said...

"I just spent 3 hours listening to my buddy who is a Dolphins fan laughing his ass off at me"

the dolphins will still be last

dazed and confused said...

h, now you really gotta fuck the treasure, and if you fail, then yea, kill yourself

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jets win the East, unless Culpepper can come back & re-ignite that fire with Mossy boy.

H said...

I wouldn't mind seeing them at least work Culpepper out. NS

Simms, Rattay, Cassel and Gutierrez are not the answers

H said...

As soon as I saw the play though, I knew he was done. That was Carson Palmer-esque

Keith S said...

"if i would have known forte was a black guy, i mightve drafted him"

He's black?

ns

Campbell cant touch this said...

Not this time around.

deke don't be a fuckstick - put a courtesy link up.

Campbell cant touch this said...

Dear Boston,

HA-HA,

Sincerely,

Planet Earth

Campbell cant touch this said...

Matt Cassell ain't walking through that door.

oh wait, ahaAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

yes, yes he is.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I know its a major pain in the ass to roll your scroll wheel 3 times. Consider it exercise.

Campbell cant touch this said...

I know its a major pain in the ass to roll your scroll wheel 3 times. Consider it exercise.


deke you fucking moron its not that.

work comp isn't that fast, loading all that shit takes time, my head is on a swivel and a courtesy link helps.

I'll just bookmark the comments.

as

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wow. You're just an angry dude, hey? You should try Tai Chi.

I'll think about putting up a link in the AM.

Campbell cant touch this said...

wow. You're just an angry dude, hey? You should try Tai Chi

says the angriest man alive

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not an angry person at all.

Keith S said...

"why wont espn say that brady is done for the season?"

Because of mort. They're tired of putting news up prematurely and having it be wrong

dazed and confused said...

"He's black?

ns"

thats the first thing i thought when i saw him, then i thought i should have drafted him. his skin is black

dazed and confused said...

i hope i beat blue this week, i had good luck against him all season

Keith S said...

I've never seen him, just assumed he was white. He sounds white.

Keith S said...

*name sounds white

Keith S said...

Lemon Ohs cookies are the better

Jugdish said...

Not sure if this has been reported, but bursa is latin for purse.

Manning had problems with his purse.

Thanks wiki!

El Padrino said...

Pats are still loaded. Just beatable now. Bills challenge for the division.

Jugdish said...

Moss is not nearly as good with Cassel throwing to him. Remember how unmotivated he gets if he isn't catching 20 TDs a year?

Jugdish said...

If Brady is done, it will have a trickle down effect. Luckily their schedule is cake.

tem said...

worse weekend in a long time.

my teams suck.

tem said...

"had a good fantasy team week, furry balls has officially been upsetted"

part of my shitty week and weekend.

El Padrino said...

what happened tem

Jugdish said...

Zorse Force had a good game!

tem said...

"what happened tem"

karma fist fucked my ass and did not use lube or anything.

JFreak said...

I'm gonna be out all week, someone needs to post for me on Thursday.

tem said...

i wonder if we will remember that on thursday.

JFreak said...

No, EP will probably get mad at me again and post some ms paint pic.

tem said...

ms paint pics are cool though.

Beth said...

I'll probably wonder why I volunteered when Thursday comes around, but I can fill in for Freak's spot this week.

It'll be a tough choice though as to what to post about - gymnastics or synchronized swimming...

(S)


The (S) is about the possible topics, not about me filling in for Freak this week.

H said...

shit, it wasn't a bad dream. Brady is hurt

El Padrino said...

Today's Errands brought to you by "I'm off for two weeks and your not stick deoderant"

post office
the butcher
shoe guy
chinese herb spot


see ya for lunch

Beth said...

"post office
the butcher
shoe guy
chinese herb spot"

So I'm wondering which one of these guys doubles as EP's bookie.

tem said...

the butcher no doubt.

tem said...

huge wall.

i got nothing to combat it.

Beth said...

This might call for drastic measures Tem, how about a bonus movie review today?

Tyler said...

Matt Cassel's last start: 1999. In Hike School.

Tyler said...

KG, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen better watch out. They're next.

Tyler said...

Papi; hurt for a quarter of the season. Manny; traded. Brady; torn ACL. Paul Pierce; torn vagina by the third week of the season.

H said...

Well that definitely changes my 13-3 prediction

Tyler said...

I'm going to print up 1-15 shirts in Patriots colors.

tem said...

the last time NEs starter got hurt and some shitty backup came in it turned out OK.

tem said...

"Tem, how about a bonus movie review today?"

negative, i have 0 energy and am still too depressed from the weekend.

i almost called in sick today.

H said...

"the last time NEs starter got hurt and some shitty backup came in it turned out OK."

Matt Cassel is not Tom Brady. I don't see it happening again.

tem said...

but you secretly hope for it.


also back then you were saying 'Tom Brady is not Drew Bledsoe...." and were figuring on a losing season.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i almost called in sick today."

Me too. I have no desire to be here.

H said...

"also back then you were saying 'Tom Brady is not Drew Bledsoe...." and were figuring on a losing season."

Actually, about then, I was sick of Bledsoe. But you are right, I obviously didn't think Brady was gonna do what he did. The difference is back then we were used to Patriots losing, so Brady couldn't do any worse.

Beth said...

Meiz, I have a shipping question for you. I have a friend who has a bike case they want to sell - it's about 5-6 feet long by 3-4 feet high by 2-3 feet deep and is very hard plastic. (It's what you use when you bring a bike with you on an airplane.) Can you tell me if that would have to go in a box to be shipped thru the mail?

Jugdish said...

Mail? Meiz is not Newman!

Keith S said...

"worse weekend in a long time.

my teams suck."



I guess ECU was a key game for wa va

Jugdish said...

Think the Pats will call Culpepper so he and Moss can get back together?

tem said...

" it's about 5-6 feet long by 3-4 feet high by 2-3 feet deep and is very hard plastic. "

beth's talking about her toys again.

tem said...

"I guess ECU was a key game for wa va"

as.

Keith S said...

Vinny Testaverde's phone just rang

tem said...

are you stalking him?

Jugdish said...

I hear Jeff George is still available.

Jugdish said...

or Cade NcNown

H said...

"Think the Pats will call Culpepper so he and Moss can get back together?"

Doubtful

tem said...

Sources have confirmed that Tom Brady's knee is not injured as badly as first thought. He should be back in the lineup in 4-6 weeks.

Keith S said...

Nice use of SHC

Jugdish said...

This is a good quote:

"I'm not trying to be Tom Brady. I'm just trying to be Matt Cassel," he said the morning after leading the Patriots to a 17-10 win over the Chiefs. "I don't know where that's going to take us."


I mean John Moxon is only one man.

H said...

where did u see that Tem?

H said...

"I mean John Moxon is only one man."

She's a 10, a fuckin' 10!

Jugdish said...

That Matt Cassel ain't worth the Charmin extra soft he wipes his butt with!

Keith S said...

"where did u see that Tem?"

ahahahaha

H said...

"where did u see that Tem?"

ahahahaha"

wow, so I fell for a joke huh?

El Padrino said...

no, the butcher is the butcher

for real

the book is the barber

El Padrino said...

that's a ns, and i dont see the barber til friday

El Padrino said...

man it's gorgoeus out

best weather of the year
barely 80, breezy

H said...

of course he's a boy. check out the size of that sausage. Hey, check out the size of that sausage!

El Padrino said...

original KFC strips

go to your local bank, fill out a deposit slip, hand the teller the strips

they are cash money
got two of those 3.99 meals

Jugdish said...

Make sure you annotate that on your food blog.

Jugdish said...

Since you're off for two weeks your food blog should be updated like live scoring in fantasy football.

Keith S said...

"Since you're off for two weeks your food blog should be updated like live scoring in fantasy football."

And LoS

dazed and confused said...

""original KFC strips..."

awesome, i was planning on getting kfc for fooyball food tonight too

dazed and confused said...

i wouldnt be surprised if brady retired

Jugdish said...

Matt Cassel's brother Jack is on the Astros.

Jugdish said...

Drew Bledsoe is also available.

Keith S said...

"Matt Cassel's brother Jack is on the Astros."

And his brother Sam plays for the Celtics

Keith S said...

And his grandpa Sam plays for the Celtics



*fixed

Jugdish said...

the resemblence is uncanny!

Campbell cant touch this said...

comments are here

thanks deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Work sucks.

Campbell cant touch this said...

ms paint pics are cool though.


yes, 100% yes.

Jugdish said...

The defense celebrating a safety beats any TD celebration.

This means you too Ocho Cinco.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz, I have a shipping question for you. I have a friend who has a bike case they want to sell - it's about 5-6 feet long by 3-4 feet high by 2-3 feet deep and is very hard plastic. (It's what you use when you bring a bike with you on an airplane.) Can you tell me if that would have to go in a box to be shipped thru the mail?"

That's pretty huge. Its most likely too big for USPS, UPS, FedEx, well, everybody. We'd end up sending it through our freight company. That costs minimum $300.


So yeah, its totally not worth it.

Jugdish said...

Added Pollard: "I'll pray for [Brady].''



Does that make you feel any better h?

dazed and confused said...

skins/saints is a pick em, wft

Campbell cant touch this said...

the old guy is in uber "stand up" and "snoop around" mode today.

wft

Campbell cant touch this said...

skins/saints is a pick em, wft

bet the HOUSE on the saints

Campbell cant touch this said...

keef link up Chuck Liddell getting KTFO.

H said...

"Does that make you feel any better h?"

I'm not mad at Pollard. Totally accidental play.

EP, I was expecting more celebration from you.

Keith S said...

The old video was removed, here is a new one.

isiah thomas said...

I can't wait to see how far in the other direction this pox on NE sports will go.

NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People need to go the fuck away

Jugdish said...

After they announce Brady is done for the season, he will go home, lay his head on Gisele's tits and be comforted. Life sucks for him.

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
People need to go the fuck away


Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM

Keith S said...

"Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM"

He has to keep telling himself that. It helps him get through the day

Jugdish said...

serenity now, insnaity later

isiah thomas said...

spiff 1 IND
Marcomarco 1 SDG
Archie Manning's Sperm 1 DET
Minus Well Be Here 1 IND


HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

dazed and confused said...

damn, i thought i picked pitt

isiah thomas said...

the old guy refuses to sit down.

ns

that's 1 hour of standing.

isiah thomas said...

he's down!

down goes the old guy!
down goes the old guy!

I knew he couldn't keep it up.

tem said...

TWSS

tem said...

i picked PHI and IND in the $250K suicide pool.

so i'm out.


oh well.

tem said...

by the by both picks I thought el pad would get wrong he got right.

(OK and NO)

tem said...

that's why i am an idiot.

among other reasons.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Amazon is fucking me over

tem said...

i hate that river.

El Padrino said...

time to draft a team on madden
who to be this year?
maybe i'll resurrect the damn Raiders

tem said...

draft a team? you do the draft all the pro players thing?

Jugdish said...

Brady DONE!

El Padrino said...

i'm going to DVR the belichik interview and mail to aitch

El Padrino said...

now i start a franchise with a team but use a draft

H said...

"EP, I was expecting more celebration from you."

"i'm going to DVR the belichik interview and mail to aitch"

There it is.

tem said...

jug, sources already confirmed he is out only 4-6 weeks.

Jugdish said...

There is only a 10% chance of that.

Jugdish said...

Bellycheck will probably leave him as questionable for the rest of the season just because.

tem said...

i hate the way belicheat dicks with the injury report.

tem said...

"now i start a franchise with a team but use a draft"

make eli the #1 pick.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Scott Slikes' wife is really fuckin' hot.

isiah thomas said...

Scott Slikes' wife is really fuckin' hot.


Did you tell her you were a NBA scab once?

she might be impressed.

tem said...

tell you know GK.

tem said...

i'm not gonna bother adding the word i missed.

dazed and confused said...

sources have confirmed that eltardo has gone benoit

dazed and confused said...

kobe gonna have pinkie surgery finally, no word on the doctor being located in colorado

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Amazon

tem said...

i hate that river.

Beth said...

Hey Meiz, thanks for the info on mailing costs on the bike case.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1974...

Infamous daredevil Evel Knievel was forced in mid-flight to abort an attempted rocket jump.

Keith S said...

"Scott Slikes'"


awesome

Keith S said...

Sweet, a wall

isiah thomas said...

tell you know GK.


"I don't know how to put this....I'm kind-of a big deal....I know Geoge Karl. My appartment smells of sharp cheddar"

isiah thomas said...

"Geoge Karl"

awesomeness

Geoge and Scott Slikes

Keith S said...

and appartment

isiah thomas said...

Geoge, Scott Slikes and deke will get an appartment together.

isiah thomas said...

we need to figure out how to represent a "hot pile of shit" icon instead of the regular "wall" icon for this place today.

Keith S said...

We almost had a brawl in the softball game last night. Dude on the other team was trying to score on a sac fly and the throw reached the plate and he was only about halfway down the line, so he tried to bowl over our catcher, but the catcher didn't budge and he knocked the guy on his ass.

El Padrino said...

so sean salisbury was replaced by another shitty qb in dilfer

El Padrino said...

ray lewis still scares the shit out of me

Keith S said...

Trent Dilfer = Eli Manning

Keith S said...

I'm not putting down Eli, because he won a SB, just like Dilfer did. But it if what it if (sic)

isiah thomas said...

just got a convo between the old guy screaming (his regular voice) and a guy with a lisp saved on my celly.

sweet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Harris Bank has joined Amazon on the Fuck You list

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
Harris Bank has joined Amazon on the Fuck You list


Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM

Keith S said...

Harris Bank has joined everything on the Fuck You list



*fixed

Keith S said...

"Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM"


Could be TotPM

isiah thomas said...

"Dikembe Meiztombo said...
I'm not an angry person at all.
September 8, 2008 1:03 AM"

Is the gift that keeps on giving.

Jugdish said...

Armstrong back on the tour

isiah thomas said...

The sources told VeloNews that Armstrong will receive no salary or bonuses.


he'll be paid strictly in HGH.

isiah thomas said...

deke add the French to your non-angry Fuck You list.

Keith S said...

WFT

Keith S said...

I'm guessing that kid won't be a boxer, with a jaw like that

Jugdish said...

Ike is coming to visit this weekend from what it looks like.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FUCK HARRIS BANK

Keith S said...

Billy Wagner, Tommy John
Tommy John, Billy Wagner

Keith S said...

No BW means there's more opportunity for Aaron Heilman to "shine"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You guys are poor judges of what anger is.

El Padrino said...

mort said brady being out is bad for espn

i would really like to shoot him with an elephant gun

Keith S said...

Maybe mort meant that mort was bad for ESPN

Keith S said...

"You guys are poor judges of what anger is."

So creating a fuck you list that's 10 miles long is a sign of happiness?

Keith S said...

Who knew?

Keith S said...

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