Thursday, September 04, 2008

It's football time!

Giants-Redskins tonight. Even with the injuries, I think the Giants will pull it out.

OKC Stealers are actually going to be named the "Thunder." That's pretty goddman lame. Truehoop has more best thoughts on it. I'll let him talk about it.

The williams sisters annoy me. It'd be great if they would just go away.

More cupcakes this week, so picking MLTC isn't easy. I'm gonna go with Arizona State. I don't really think they're a bad team, it's just that Harbaugh and Stanford have some weird mojo. They win games they shouldn't, and this is the definition of that.

Replay was used in baseball last night for the first time. But it was used to confirm an Arod homerun, so it's obviously a terrible program. It's a disgrace to the game. It only took 2 minutes, 15 seconds, so I'm not sure what the big fuss was. Those old-timers need to get their panties untwisted.

Texting on a motorcycle:

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El Padrino said...

i watched the championship run last night on DVD, it was beyond awesome, reliving each game with that guy narrating

I'M PUMPED

El Padrino said...

Brady was hit 23 times in the Super Bowl, 23.

El Padrino said...

But serious if I'm a cornerback I make no attempt to tackle Brandon Jacobs. I mean he is a fucking Altered Beast.

tem said...

Giants winning was a fluke and you know it.

El Padrino said...

Losing OSI stings. He was outstanding all season.

tem said...

Worst Super Bowl Winner Ever.

They should play a game between them and the Ravens.

I bet Dilfer would outplay Eli.

El Padrino said...

Fluke this.

tem said...

you forgot the "retard" part at the end.

El Padrino said...

Your just talking sports out of your ass now.

tem said...

Strahan sold his soul to the devil to get that win.

El Padrino said...

Eli has more talent in his molar tooth then Trent Dilfer.

tem said...

Strahan has more talent in his gap than either of them.

El Padrino said...

True.

tem said...

Looking back in 10 years we will remember how that horrid Giants team won it all.

El Padrino said...

Strahan is a huge loss too, I'm interested to see Justin Tuck being a full time guy.

tem said...

And we will find out that they cheated somehow.

El Padrino said...

Tem's getting me pumped up.

El Padrino said...

New Yorkers don't cheat.
Bostonians do.

tem said...

They let Peyton talk to Eli during the game and tell him what to do.

Or maybe they let Cooper do it. Even Cooper is better than Eli.

H said...

Fluke

tem said...

Eli has downs just like Matt Stafford.

tem said...

Of course really the Pats wouldn't have even gotten to the Super Bowl if they weren't a bunch of cheaters.

tem said...

I could throw 50 TDs if I knew what defense was going to be played.

tem said...

in 3 years we will find out about their secret under the table deal with Moss that helped them avoid salary cap issues.

El Padrino said...

*Fluke fish are delicious

* fixed

tem said...

NY only made it because someone had to from the horrid NFC and the Pats made it by cheaters.

Both teams should have lost.

H said...

fluke

El Padrino said...

Fluke teams dont win 10 straight road games to get to the Super Bowl then, as 12 point underdogs, beat a team that hadn't lost all season.

Truth hurts. I know.

El Padrino said...

Plax was crazy good last season too.

tem said...

Plax is a vagina in football pads.

tem said...

He was too big of a pussy to hack it in Pittsburgh.

tem said...

10 straight road games in the NFC is like one of those stats where it says USC hasn't lost a non conference game at home in years.

of course not, they play only sucky teams.

El Padrino said...

But he hacked in NY. Makes sense.

El Padrino said...

Yeah tem, it's exactly like that.

Except the except opposite.
Considering the last 3 were in Tampa Bay, in Dallas and in Green Bay.

El Padrino said...

temwetoddid

is in the office today

tem said...

so you are saying Tampa Bay is a quality team?

tem said...

it is far easier to hack it in New York as a raging homo than it is to hack in it Pittsburgh. Ask Plax, he knows.

JFreak said...

I think I'm going to take a nap.

H said...

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Plax will come back to earth this year. And their front seven is much, much different. No chance of a repeat. Mark it down.

tem said...

so basically you are excited that they beat Jeff Garcia (fag), Tony Romo (fag) and Bert Favre (old as dirt)?

tem said...

freak, i am shocked you are even up.

H said...

"freak, i am shocked you are even up."

He probably hasn't gone to bed yet

El Padrino said...

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Plax will come back to earth this year. And their front seven is much, much different. No chance of a repeat. Mark it down."

Never said they were going to repeat. Just basking in last year's run.

El Padrino said...

"so basically you are excited that they beat Jeff Garcia (fag), Tony Romo (fag) and Bert Favre (old as dirt)?"

I will stop arguing with you now temdeke.

Beth said...

I love how Tem is just saying whatever he can make up to get EP all riled up and it's actually working.

tem said...

he is basking now because reality hits in about 12 hours.

JFreak said...

"freak, i am shocked you are even up"

got a gig today.

otherwise there would be no awake.

tem said...

reality for H hits in a few days, NE won't be able to do shit because they can't cheat anymore.

tem said...

what we have learnt from el pad today is that Jeff Garcia and the Bucs are a quality team.

JFreak said...

terrence newman screams like a girl.

H said...

reality for H hits in a few days, NE won't be able to do shit because they can't cheat anymore.

NE goes 13-3 this year

H said...

tits is here

tem said...

NE goes 7-9 this year and half the Pats nation commits suicide. (H can live)

At least that's how it outta be.

tem said...

"I will stop arguing with you now temdeke."


tem wins, tem WINS. the crowd goes wild.....aaaahhhhhhhhhhh

listen to them, they are going crazy.

tem said...

breaking news, tem is going to have a victory parade in the office at 10am.

everyone is invited.

JFreak said...

Will there be cake?

El Padrino said...

Three hash browns and bacon on a roll. Sweet.

El Padrino said...

temnonsense

El Padrino said...

Palin's speech was AWESOME

EFF YOU REV

tem said...

cake will be served, but it is BYOB.

open container laws will not be enforced.

tem said...

Palin is just a plain Jane. Republicans are really reaching there.


She can't even govern Alaska well.

JFreak said...

US open was playing until 2:11 AM?

That's dum.

El Padrino said...

wow tem is just stone cone crazy today

JFreak said...

"stone cone crazy"

is that like david cone?

Beth said...

"wow tem is just stone cone crazy today"

Maybe he's having his temstrual period.

El Padrino said...

temperiod

good call beth

El Padrino said...

want some cranberry juice tem

JFreak said...

i'm out.

Beth said...

Tem, chocolate helps, trust me.

H said...

it's appropriate that Beth's comment was #69

Beth said...

69 is over-rated, too much going on at once. Need to seperate it out I've always thought.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

WFT is MLTC?

El Padrino said...

"69 is over-rated, too much going on at once. Need to seperate it out I've always thought."

It's ok for like 3 or 4 minutes. So your right. As usual.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP can't handle temdeke style.

H said...

"So your right. As usual."

Beth is very wise

tem said...

stone cone crazy is HDH.

tem said...

how is there too much going on with a 69?

H said...

"how is there too much going on with a 69?"

Tem is too old to understand

Beth said...

Tem, how was your 10:00 victory parade? Pretty short apparently.

Beth said...

"how is there too much going on with a 69?"

To fully enjoy either part, you need to focus on 1 part of it at a time. Plus, guys tend to get "enthusiastic" and it's not exactly easy to relax and enjoy being pleasured when you can barely breathe.

tem said...

the parade was 10 minutes of awesome, cake was served.

it was short because the office is not that big and it did not take me long to walk around it.

tem said...

got it, beth can't multi task.

tem said...

69 is perfect for folks with ADD.

H said...

"it was short because the office is not that big and it did not take me long to walk around it."

Tem's co-workers are pissed about the confetti everywhere

El Padrino said...

i wanna face fuck the VP presumptive nominee

El Padrino said...

*from the republican party of course

tem said...

"Tem's co-workers are pissed about the confetti everywhere"

they enjoyed the parade and maintenance cleans it up. nobody cares.

tem said...

tell her about your handicapping skillz and she will probably let you.

Beth said...

"*from the republican party of course"

Thank god for that clarification.

tem said...

beht would do them both.

El Padrino said...

Obviously

Beth said...

"beht would do them both"

I feel sorry for "beht" then. Palin is pretty hot in a milf-ish way but I wouldn't touch Biden.

tem said...

beht is you.

tem said...

you'd do more than touch him.

tem said...

if you know what i mean.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meiz Thought Of The Day Whilst Driving To Work:

Remember when we used to debate over Ryan Zimmerman & David Wright?

Jeezaloo.

tem said...

they are both horrid now.

tem said...

well i had this place fired up for a bit.

i did my part.

Tyler said...

I love how Aitch hates on El P for basking, when Boston fans talked about the Sawx winning in 2004 FOR THREE FREAKIN' YEARS!!!

Pot, meet the kettle.

Tyler said...

100.

Tyler said...

My Dreamweaver is not having a good day today. First crash and it's not even 8 yet.

tem said...

Dreamweaver is horrid.

tem said...

adobe is the worse.

tem said...

WYSIWYG Presto-based editors are not the bombsauce.

You should know that.

Tyler said...

Berman doing the Swami retrospective last night; terrible. Yeah, you've been doing it for 25 years or whatever, but you ripped it off from Carson, so please shut it.

tem said...

Macromedia doesn't even know its own head from a horse's as.

Tyler said...

GoLive was horrid. Dreamweaver's ok.

tem said...

I bet your Dreamweaver failed because your Extensions are the worse.

Tyler said...

That statement is pretty right on, considering that Macromedia is no longer a company.

tem said...

Berman's picks are worst than El Pad's.

Tyler said...

Tem is surly this morning.

tem said...

it's hard to get Tyler riled up about Dreamweaver when my knowledge of it starts and ends with the wiki entry I just looked up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nerds

Tyler said...

Work is across from the Medical Center, so there are ambulances driving by with blaring sirens all the time. Again, it's not even 8 yet and four have passed by. Awesome.

El Padrino said...

beer

wings

pizza

chilli's

stew's

grilled sausages

salsa

chips

pretzels



Football is here.

Tyler said...

Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.
Football. Football. Football.

tem said...

all of your fantasy teams suck.

Tyler said...

Ambulance count is now up to five.

tem said...

Ike is getting ready to fuck some shit up.

tem said...

tylers moving to the other hand now to count more ambulances.

El Padrino said...

SG wrote something

El Padrino said...

Haiti has been re-named Tina.

tem said...

el pad is pimping el tardo.

tem said...

the el's stick together.

El Padrino said...

no, no, jus sayin

tem said...

too late

El Padrino said...

sports gal speech is better


again...

El Padrino said...

he picked the Jags to win it all

wft

so much for that

tem said...

ha, el tardo says the Giants were the luckiest champ ever.

El Padrino said...

so in this case el tardo is right but every other case he's wrong?

tem said...

actually he says that other people say the giants were the luckiest ever and they used math.

tem said...

MATH

El Padrino said...

I am not chinese

paula pierce has a vagina said...

IM READY FOR SOME GODDMAN FOOYBALL!

El Padrino said...

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

El Padrino said...

if we had on helmets i would want to mash heads

H said...

"I love how Aitch hates on El P for basking"

nah, I really don't care, just like to try to get EP riled up.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

"NE goes 13-3 this year"

11-5

Keith S said...

"SG wrote something"

All I see is podcasts

El Padrino said...

Keef

Click the BOLD letters "in the b.s report"

paula pierce has a vagina said...

pizza, wings, fries, snausages(sic), doritos, nachos, dos equis, tequila, ice cream, twinkies

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

dos equis are solid
especially the darker one

Keith S said...

"Click the BOLD letters "in the b.s report""

I did. And it opens the podcast

El Padrino said...

i'm doing burgers, dogs, wings

but the burgers have a purse of mozz cheese in the middle

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I did. And it opens the podcast"

i think by 'wrote something' EP meant that eltardo had a new pidcast

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dos equis amber is stocked, no doubt

El Padrino said...

well, it was there

i read it

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"but the burgers have a purse of mozz cheese in the middle"

solid, i saw that once on the food network when they visited some diner, but they had cheddar in the middle, it was delish when i made it

Keith S said...

Why do you put mozz purses in your burgers?

El Padrino said...

simmons

El Padrino said...

why not, mozz is wonderful

paula pierce has a vagina said...

culpepper retired

Keith S said...

What's a mozz purse?

El Padrino said...

“I wasn’t thinking or nothing,” Bell told the newspaper. “I just grabbed the backpack and grabbed the other bag. They weren’t in nobody’s locker or nothing like that.”

-Tatum Bell

HDH

El Padrino said...

just describing a ball of mozz cheese in middle of a burger

isiah thomas said...

Why not us?

isiah thomas said...

4PM start time this, retard.

isiah thomas said...

TPS has me in a figure 4 and I'm this close to tapping.

isiah thomas said...

god bless redbull.

El Padrino said...

grab the ropes

isiah thomas said...

big Golden Tee match at lunch, don't even trip.

isiah thomas said...

tps.....oooooot (sic)

paula pierce has a vagina said...

if you cant reach, put one leg up on the rope

Keith S said...

“I wasn’t thinking or nothing,” Bell told the newspaper. “I just grabbed the backpack and grabbed the other bag. They weren’t in nobody’s locker or nothing like that.”

Elcum Padrinofast

Keith S said...

SG is right about one thing. If you go to Vegas, don't ever play BJ at a table with an automatic shuffler

El Padrino said...

that newman vid was hilarious

Keith S said...

Why was he wearing his jersey, though? If you're an athlete and you go to an amusement park, do you wear your jersey?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"SG is right about one thing. If you go to Vegas, don't ever play BJ at a table with an automatic shuffler"

or poker, it's the worse, guaranteed youre gonna lose a big hand to runner runner

Keith S said...

SG's AFC Predictions is missing the Bengals and his also-rans are numbered 11, 12, 14, 13, 15

Keith S said...

NFC predictions is missing the 49ers and also rans are numbered 10, 12, 13, 11, 14, 15

wft?

El Padrino said...

AC auto shufflers are rare, at least at the Trop where I play

Ceasars have a couple, most dealers are shuffling

El Padrino said...

i like jumping in a on a new shoot, obviously

El Padrino said...

if im cold i'll wait around til i see a seat on a table where the yellow card just went

Keith S said...

Culpepper retired

El Padrino said...

KEEFASFAST

paula pierce has a vagina said...

wow a verbatim cumfastery

Keith S said...

Ah, missed that one

tem said...

i read el tardos stuff too.

tem said...

"if you cant reach, put one leg up on the rope"

hard to do while in a figure four.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It takes me forever to read eltardo.

isiah thomas said...

I envision Culpepper's retirement press conference to be something like this:

"Yo I be retired crazy, you"

*getting your "roll-on" arm motion

isiah thomas said...

TPS was impressed that I escaped its figure 4.

isiah thomas said...

more from C-Pep:

"I'd like to thank Randy Moss for my career"

"If anyone needs a cruise boat captain I am currently looking for work"

tem said...

C Pep is an OK guy.

El Padrino said...

for aitch

El Padrino said...

Football movie quotes all day :

"I want you to take a moment, and I want you to look each other in the eyes. I want you to put each other in your hearts forever because forever is about to happen here in just a few minutes. I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to think about Boobie Miles, who is your brother. And he would die to be out there in that field with you tonight. And I want you to put that in your hearts. Boys my heart is full. My heart is full. "

"Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didnt let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasnt one more thing you could've done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman - you're perfect!"

tem said...

haha boobie.

El Padrino said...

Y'all wanna win. Put Boobie in.

El Padrino said...

"Tonight we've got Hayfield. Like all the other schools in this conference, they're all white. They don't have to worry about race. We do. let me tell you somthing: you don't let anyone come between us. Nothing tears us apart. In Greek mythology, the Titans were greater even than the gods. They ruled their universe with absolute power. Well that football field out there, that's our universe. Let's rule it like titans. "

tem said...

el pad is quoting gay disney football movies now.

tem said...

"If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes? "

El Padrino said...

remember the titans is gay?

El Padrino said...

"Bo Jackson: Famous Football Quote
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother."

tem said...

"remember the titans is gay?"

yes

tem said...

fuck the titans.

tem said...

it is a movie for little kids.

tem said...

and girls.

tem said...

everyone knows that

tem said...

oldest

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