Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Happy 600.

For the first time in probably seven years, I slept through my alarm this morning. No biggie, I woke up but apparently it had been going off for about six minutes before I realized what was happening and turned it off. I guess I was tired.

So, this might be the 600th LoV post. At least that's what it says on posts page, I didn't check to see if there were any drafts in there, but screw it, I'm calling this post #600.

Let's see...Zambrano is out with an arm. I heard he stopped to pet a black cat right before he took the field, so that's on him. He should know better. Cubs curse theories begin now and don't stop until their elimination in the NL Championship Series. Of course I may have just accidently reverse-jinxed them so, maybe they'll win it this year. God, I hope that doesn't happen.

There is tennis on ESPN's main page. WFT? You're the World Wide Leader ESPN, and noone cares about the tennis.

USC is #1, Georgia is #2. All is right in the universe.

In other non-sports news, I don't know if this has been covered here on the World Wide Loser, but the LPGA is requiring it's players to learn the English. Apparently, it's tough to market non-English speaking players to an English speaking market. Who knew? My take on it is; it's the LPGA, no one's going to watch no matter what you do.

In real sports news: FOOTBALL STARTS TOMORROW!!! I've been waiting for the fourth to get here for about three months. I got an email from Yahoo this morning telling me I have to make my football picks, even though I made them last night. So if you did not get the email and haven't made your picks yet, consider this your email warning. Unless you're Cumfast, and in that case, you should eat a dick. FOOTBALL!

That's it. Solid D- work. I gotta get ready to sit in traffic. Peace.

437 comments:

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Jugdish said...

Rev head

Jugdish said...

not nearly as good as tits.

Jugdish said...

now you get to see it for the rest of the day.

tem said...

from yesterday:

defogger.


i've heard it called this before instead of defroster. mostly from people who grew up in warm weather places where their windsheilds never get frost on them.

tem said...

600 posts is a lot.

i bet at least 11 of them were good.

tem said...

i think maybe it is time to do a natty z streak.

nah, i am too lazy to time it up.

tem said...

i think any sort of mad run will work.

tem said...

someone needs to dominate this show and it minus well be me.

tem said...

the vitamin water i am drinking today has triple antioxidants.

tem said...

odd number antioxidants are good because i think if you do even numbers it cancels out.

tem said...

i heard a news report that said if you eat until you are full that you take some time off of your lifespan.

tem said...

that sucks.

tem said...

i need to go to the bank today and deposit a check, don't let me forget.

tem said...

i think that typing it out will help me remember.

tem said...

sometimes that sort of thing works for me.

tem said...

no recent updates on this golf outing with strippers.

i'll keep you posted.

tem said...

i wonder if they allow cameras.

i say no way.

tem said...

that's what the old camera phone is for though.

tem said...

i think i just joined a survivor pool with over 300 people in it.

tem said...

nfw i win.

tem said...

i bought a lottery ticket on my way home monday.

i wonder if i won.

tem said...

i think for a bit i will pretend that i did.

tem said...

the jackpot was only 12 million, but i'll take it.

tem said...

no point in getting too greedy.

tem said...

i know this guy who fell and hit his head. he is in a coma or something.

2 people keep sending me updates on what is going on and their updates always conflict.

tem said...

i bet the guy didn't even fall.

tem said...

i'm not running out of steam yet.

tem said...

it helps that i am printing a tax return, that takes awhile.

tem said...

my printer was born in 1995.

tem said...

3 more years and it can drive.

tem said...

i think i will have to get it a mini cooper

tem said...

winnie cooper was fucking awesome.

tem said...

i think if she was not on that show i would have never watched it.

tem said...

i would have watched whatever was on one of the other 2 channels.

tem said...

maybe other 3, i can't remember when we upgraded our rabbit ears and were able to get the FOX channel.

Beth said...

Blocked finally.

tem said...

today is gonna suck at work.

Beth said...

And growing up we called it a defogger. There's much more fog on the windshield in humid Georgia than there is frost.

tem said...

beth always ruins my fun.

except when she is the cause of my fun.

Beth said...

everyday sucks at work

*fixed

Beth said...

"except when she is the cause of my fun"

Yeah, but then you wake up.

tem said...

"Yeah, but then you wake up."

only because you like to attack sleeping guys.

tem said...

and if you weren't so rough i wouldn't wake up so fast.

tem said...

really you only have yourself to blame.

El Padrino said...

football

yes.

tem said...

perhaps we off to a good start for getting 600 today.

tem said...

of course of the 47 comments like 42 are mine.

El Padrino said...

yeah tennis wft

i get us open tickets every year from the firm but never go

tem said...

should have had a TCS contest today.

tem said...

i go to tennis once just to see it, if the tickets were free and the seats were good and it wasn't too hot out.

tem said...

blue,

thanks for pedroia.

sincerely,
furry balls

tem said...

** i would go to tennis once just to........

El Padrino said...

"i go to tennis once just to see it, if the tickets were free and the seats were good and it wasn't too hot out."

been there once (bout 3 years ago)
it was once too many

El Padrino said...

my email inbox cup has runneth over

El Padrino said...

600 posts = 2 Sparta's

sweet

tem said...

double sparta would be a feat in these tough times.

El Padrino said...

we need 600 comments today

tem said...

it's up to blue and keith.

tem said...

passing the buck is great.

tem said...

i got sunburnt on my head in 1 spot on saturday.

it looks funny.

funnier than usual.

tem said...

i just told someone to leave me alone.

apparently i am in a bad mood today at work.

El Padrino said...

me too

i answered an email like this:

"You do it".

tem said...

someone axed me if i added more boxes to my office.

i said "no, i just stacked them differently, now leave me alone"

tem said...

earlier today my boss looked like he was going to axe me to do something, but then didn't.

i liked that part of the day.

El Padrino said...

my boss is not here, neither of them, i'm in charge today

3rd in command has it's pluses

tem said...

is it another beer at work day then?

El Padrino said...

I think Barbara Bush was embalmed and placed in seat next to HW

El Padrino said...

"is it another beer at work day then?"

there is one bottle left from the 6pack, it will be dranken later on

tem said...

HW?

tem said...

uh oh, first wall.

tem said...

beth shows up just to stop my run then she leaves.

tem said...

she does that a lot.

tem said...

boss just closed his door.

i wonder what he does in there when the door is shut.

wait now it is open again.

tem said...

every now and again someone brings a kid into the office.

the kid just runs around and screams.

i'm not sure i like it.

tem said...

it is a change of pace, but annoying.

tem said...

ECU over WVU is going to be Lou Holtz upset special.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm still frazzled over not being able to play Half Life 2 or Team Fortress 2.

El Padrino said...

19 more kids and you can stage a fight tem

tem said...

my upset pick is Miss over Wake.

tem said...

"19 more kids and you can stage a fight tem"

i'll just fight this one 20 times.

that counts right?

tem said...

"I'm still frazzled over not being able to play Half Life 2 or Team Fortress 2."

these are not brand new games right? they've been out for awhile?

El Padrino said...

24 South Carolina @ Vanderbilt (ESPN, 8:30pm)- Chris Fowler, Jesse Palmer, Craig James, Erin Andrews

EA son

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"these are not brand new games right? they've been out for awhile?"

right. since Oct 07

Beth said...

"beth shows up just to stop my run then she leaves"

We all have our roles here.

tem said...

but your's is different than that.

tem said...

"your's is" is HDH

tem said...

had to say that before the as. did.

tem said...

i usedtacould play team fortress in college on the school computers in the math dork study area.

tem said...

but that was like 1999 and 2000, so that must have been team fortress 1.

Beth said...

I'll probably regret asking this, but then what IS my role here?

El Padrino said...

sexual inneuendo

El Padrino said...

"Burress will face Carlos Rogers for most of the game. Rogers is coming off two torn knee ligaments."

Spiff/Zeke are you ready for this ATM matchup?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

it's only game 1, burress wont care yet

tem said...

beth you know your role.

tem said...

we are getting to 100 before i go to lunch.

tem said...

even if i have to further pad my stats

tem said...

vitamin water is ok.

tem said...

it is better than the expresso the big boss drinks.

tem said...

his expresso smells like cat food.

tem said...

why would you drink cat food?

Beth said...

"sexual inneuendo"

I'm cool with that.

tem said...

of course you are.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

someone report back after trying kfc original recipe strips

El Padrino said...

mmmm kfc

havent had that in a minute

Beth said...

"someone report back after trying kfc original recipe strips"

And the original recipe sandwich.

isiah thomas said...

the old guy is standing up to use the phone again.

it's going to be a long day.

El Padrino said...

sharing an office would drive me insane

isiah thomas said...

turns out I have one more pay team left in espn, anyone have a league that needs a team?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"someone report back after trying kfc original recipe strips"

They taste like KFC Original Recipe chicken.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"sharing an office would drive me insane"

me too, no nsfw, npo naps, and always having my head on a swivel would tire me out

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"And the original recipe sandwich."

Imagine Original Recipe on a bun. Maybe with a little mayo, lettuce, etc..

paula pierce has a vagina said...

tatum bell i sbitter as fuck:

" Rudi Johnson left his bags outside CEO Matt Millen’s office while he met with team officials and, ultimately, worked out a deal with the team. So when Johnson came back to get his bags, they were nowhere to be found. Johnson and Millen were stumped.

They then checked the surveillance video, and found out that the thief was Bell."

JFreak said...

keith, can you change all the pick 'em leagues to locking 5 minutes before each game instead of 5 minutes before the first game?

isiah thomas said...

Half Life 2 or Team Fortress 2.


please advice

isiah thomas said...

me too, no nsfw, npo naps, and always having my head on a swivel would tire me out

my hand is locked in the "alt-tab" position.

isiah thomas said...

keith, can you change all the pick 'em leagues to locking 5 minutes before each game instead of 5 minutes before the first game?

yeah I got fucked by this sat morning, but if its a confidence league I don't think he can bc you could change your points around if you fucked up the early games.

isiah thomas said...

I heard about that Tatum Bell story - what a douche.

isiah thomas said...

Carlos Rogers is starting? Let me check.

isiah thomas said...

Jim Zorn seemed like a good pick when they were winning their first couple preseason games, since they've looked like a monkey fucking a football the last few I think he's in over his head.

long season ahead.

El Padrino said...

2:05, mets/brew crew

beer, this time i will eat something, i'm already quite hungry

El Padrino said...

Carlos Rogers is starting? Let me check.

not only that but Jon Jansen is not starting, some other guy beat him out in training camp

JFreak said...

"could change your points around if you fucked up the early games"

no, the points you use early on are locked out.

isiah thomas said...

it's alright the Skins have Reed Doughty at SS instead of Meast.


RIP #21

isiah thomas said...

not only that but Jon Jansen is not starting, some other guy beat him out in training camp

Stephon Heyer.

He was an UFA they signed before camp last season.

keep pumping me up EP.

El Padrino said...

RIP #21

fo sho

El Padrino said...

Stephen Heyer meet Justin Tuck and his mandingo that will be up your ass all night long.

isiah thomas said...

A New Jersey woman who crashed an all-terrain vehicle into a tree at the Charles County home of a member of the Washington Redskins died Sunday, authorities said yesterday.

Lashana N. Wilson, 24, an acquaintance of offensive tackle Chris Samuels's, was at his house in Newburg on Saturday when she crashed shortly before noon, police said. Wilson was at the house for a "small, quiet gathering" of fewer than 10 people, said Diane Richardson, a spokeswoman for the Charles County Sheriff's Office.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Half Life 2 or Team Fortress 2.


please advice"


HL2- incredible 1st person shooter

TF2- combat wars accept better & cartoon-style characters.

isiah thomas said...

Stephen Heyer

his name is Stephon.

Stephon Heyer will be getting bukakied by the G-Men's D-line.

isiah thomas said...

the old guy keeps trying to look at what I've got on my screen.

I think he saw tits's pic and got excited.

isiah thomas said...

RIP Jason Campbell

isiah thomas said...

TPS be callin', you. (sic)

El Padrino said...

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS!

El Padrino said...

old perv

does he smell like Talc powder mixed with Brut?

El Padrino said...

maybe he'll die soon

Jugdish said...

"the old guy keeps trying to look at what I've got on my screen."

change your desktop wallpaper to a pic of him...then get up and walk away from your computer for about 5 minutes and let him see.

El Padrino said...

is dancing with the stars playing?

i hear no

El Padrino said...

oh yeah

it's on

paula pierce has a vagina said...

taylor will probly be rotated in and out

El Padrino said...

so zeke your getting 3

spiffer is not, he has them on the moneyline

isiah thomas said...

does he smell like Talc powder mixed with Brut?

luckily he doesn't have an old guy smell to him.

isiah thomas said...

Did you know?

The old guy brings a briefcase to work everyday. (ns). It used to be an old skool kind - fake leather looking pos, but that one was falling apart, so he upgraged to a new "Y2K8" version - that has a bunch of different pockets and zippers.

Weird part is though - he never takes anything out of it or puts anything into it. It just sits open next to his desk. ns.

He doesn't bring a paper to work bc he steals the companies edition of the WSJ. ns.

He doesn't bring his lunch in it either bc he only eats M&M's all day.

dun-na-nun-dun-na-nun

isiah thomas said...

so zeke your getting 3

I want whatever the final Yahoo! line is.

it's gotsabe more than 3.

El Padrino said...

your a point grubbing monkey

paula pierce has a vagina said...

its 4

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Final Yahoo! line is the standard.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

cant wait until pizza, polishes, wings, and beer tomorrow

paula pierce has a vagina said...

righteous kill trailer did not get me pumped

El Padrino said...

"cant wait until pizza, polishes, wings, and beer tomorrow"

same here, cept im not sure what a polishes is/are

El Padrino said...

it must suck to give up your first HR to a guy like Dick Weeks

tem said...

polishes?


like wood polish? you are gonna have some Pledge?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

costco started selling a 60" pioneer plasma, and a 65" sharp LCD, bofe are 4 g's

paula pierce has a vagina said...

polishes as in polish sausages

El Padrino said...

that's called kielbasa spiff

El Padrino said...

Pledge is Kod's game

tem said...

i was wondering if Pledge was the new Lysol.

tem said...

el pad's little picture looks like a NASCAR hood to me.

i know it isn't, but that's what i think it is every time i look at it.

Keith S said...

"USC is #1, Georgia is #2. All is right in the universe."

Don't you work at UCLA?

Keith S said...

"ECU over WVU is going to be Lou Holtz upset special."

That's why I called it a key game

Keith S said...

"keith, can you change all the pick 'em leagues to locking 5 minutes before each game instead of 5 minutes before the first game?"

Will do it tonight if I remember

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

kielbasa does not = polish sausage.


polish sausage > kielbasa

Keith S said...

"your a point grubbing monkey"

Or your a point hoarding monkey

Keith S said...

"kielbasa does not = polish sausage."

Go to Wiki and search for "polish sausage" and see what the result is

El Padrino said...

ok so kilebasa is a type of polish sausage

Keith S said...

Kielbasa comes from the Polish word kieĊ‚basa for traditional Polish sausage

El Padrino said...

what the fuck is wrong with you deke

mets sweep today panda dick

El Padrino said...

and keef's a pollack so

*allow me to use this this one time zeke*

OOOOOOOOO FACE!

Keith S said...

NEXT

JFreak said...

"Will do it tonight if I remember"

gracias.

JFreak said...

I finally finished Assassin's Creed last night.

The ending was a major WFT.

Keith S said...

So the bee guy came out to the house early this morning to take care of the swarm of bees that had gathered in the attic, and he told me that they were these, and that we should only go outside if it's necessary because they will attack

Keith S said...

Maybe the neighborhood cats will come over and let the bees attack them.


*crossing fingers*

El Padrino said...

yikes killer b's
Cappadonna son

wait, you have a house?

Keith S said...

renting a house

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I finally finished Assassin's Creed last night.

The ending was a major WFT."

I wish I had bought that instead of the orange box.

El Padrino said...

AZ has the best bee's

Keith S said...

How's the living arrangement, mize?

Keith S said...

I was hoping it was these Killer Bees

Steve said...

HaHa They call it the Bubba Vote

tem said...

"Will do it tonight if I remember"

TWSS

tem said...

"I finally finished Assassin's Creed last night."

i liked that game.

the end was easy if you use the assassins blade thing.

hard as fuck if you don't.

tem said...

i traded AC in or I woulda mailed it to you meiz.

Keith S said...

Had to go see Dr. J this morning. We just talked

El Padrino said...

keef this cat lived

El Padrino said...

holy fuck

in your town!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith S said...

Smith said he canceled his meeting with a state Department of Economic Security official who had driven 50 miles to get to Kearny so he could get Bella home.


Stupid

Keith S said...

That is crazy that it was here, though. Gilbert has the best cat in the engine stories

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How's the living arrangement, mize?"

Just fine.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i traded AC in or I woulda mailed it to you meiz."

Bastard!

El Padrino said...

shit looks funny as hell, zack and mimi make a porno trailer

El Padrino said...

headed to bar to watch metsies
your going down meiz

Keith S said...

On this day in 1977...

The great Japanese League slugger Sadaharu Oh smacked his 756th career home run and surpassed Hank Aaron as profesional baseball's alltime home run king. Oh retired in 1980 with 868 homers.

Keith S said...

Why are they calling the housing market a buyer's market right now, but you really can't get a loan unless you have 15-20% to put down.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i want to make a blt with the whole pack of bacon

paula pierce has a vagina said...

turtle

paula pierce has a vagina said...

head

paula pierce has a vagina said...

push

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