Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Scrambled Eggs



My brain is all over the place lately. Gotta do the new Apartment checklist thingy. New apartment is still a mess. Gotta call 20 people to get confirmations for this damn bachelor party. Gotta figure out a way to pay for a bus and catered food. Bossman is on vacation this week. Iam is MIA. Getting killed at work.

This is taking way too long. Fucking customers. Go away.


Fuck it. This is what you get.

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paula pierce has a vagina said...

awesome, except the except opposite

blue said...

meizshit

blue said...

you're getting a bus?

like a volkswagon bus?

why not rent a hammer limo?

tem said...

hammer limos are expensive.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why not rent a hammer limo?"

You can put a half barrel on a bus. And its cheap. One of the dudes from bowling hooks it up on the bus tip.

El Padrino said...

your a weirdo

paula pierce has a vagina said...

make sure theres no beheaders on the bus

tem said...

organizing shit sucks.

tem said...

good point, that should be #1 on the bus checklist.

Beth said...

Not sure if anyone here is interested, but I've posted some of our Alaska pics on my rarely used blog. Only scenery pics though, none of me. :-)

paula pierce has a vagina said...

organizing and collecting money (for either a food bill or group gift) are the worse

tem said...

when do the pics of you go up?

Keith S said...

"El Padrino said...

yea beth, i aint when they kill animals for no reason"



I mine as well be the person who points out that HDH

tem said...

hmm, beth pics are of a bunch of mountains.

blue said...

skimpy bikinis are not common in Alaska, so i probably will pass

(s)

Beth said...

"when do the pics of you go up?"

Who said there were pics of me?

Keith S said...

Beth just posted the pic of the fox so everyone can say, "Oh look, beth did post a pic of herself"

blue said...

lots of typical pictures...where are the atypical pictures

Beth said...

"Beth just posted the pic of the fox so everyone can say, "Oh look, beth did post a pic of herself"

Nah, if I wanted to do that I'd have posted the picture of the beaver.

s

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Alaska looks awful

blue said...

or the grizzly bear

Keith S said...

Paging Tommy John.

Keith S said...

What's that white stuff on the mountains?

tem said...

keith is just the as. for that type of job.

Keith S said...

TWSS

tem said...

i'm really hungry.

blue said...

Tommy John doesn't care about shoulders, he's an elbow guy

tem said...

i had a great dinner yesterday too.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

Right, but Dr. Andrews is the Tommy John guy, so I used that because they didn't name shoulder surgery after anyone

blue said...

maybe they can rename whatever procedure that Joba has "Joba Chamberlain surgery"

El Padrino said...

nice pics beth

Keith S said...

"i had a great dinner yesterday too."

2 handfuls of Cheerios?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dinner is clutch

Keith S said...

From WWWL article...

Norway looked the like the medal-contenders they're supposed to be, while the Americans never looked the part.

HDH

Keith S said...

Aaron Heilman as closer is hilarityness

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i had a great dinner yesterday too."


What I ate yesterday:


Breakfast: nothing

Lunch: a hotdog

snack: half liter of vodka

dinner: 8 pieces of bacon

paula pierce has a vagina said...

for amanda beard fans

El Padrino said...

and you wonder why your #1 on the big board of future LOV deaths

Beth said...

Meiz's diet would kill me in a week.

Beth said...

That's a weird pic of Amanda Beard, she's definitely looked better. Personally, I'm looking forward to seeing more of Natalie Coughlin over the next few weeks. :-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and you wonder why your #1 on the big board of future LOV deaths"


No I don't. I know exactly why.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"That's a weird pic of Amanda Beard, she's definitely looked better."

the only reason she's ever looked better is because of either digital effects or tons of makeup, her face just isnt pretty

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Peta

Beth said...

"and you wonder why your #1 on the big board of future LOV deaths"

#1 is obvious, I'm more curious who is #2 on that board. I'd go with Iam for some reason.

Beth said...

"the only reason she's ever looked better is because of either digital effects or tons of makeup, her face just isnt pretty"

The more I see of her the more I agree with this.

El Padrino said...

Apparentely I'm in the top 5.

blue said...

Rev is probably #2, but does he still count


keef is up there with all his stomach ailments

paula pierce has a vagina said...

when EPs kid turns teen, he will rocket up to number 3

paula pierce has a vagina said...

*unless meiz and rev are dead already, then he'll be 1

Keith S said...

ailment this, retard

paula pierce has a vagina said...

reading rev's blog, he said something about wearing some mask to help add years to his life? that doesnt sound good, he should probably actually be #1

blue said...

yeah, rev is the only one who has actually been hospitalized for his ailments

blue said...

EB would have been high with all the hurricanes and the divorce...but then he died so he can't be #1 anymore

Tyler said...

He was talking about the sleep apnea mask he is going to have to wear.

Tyler said...

I am beginning to wonder what else Rev will be diagnosed with.

kodiac said...

someone had me ranked #2....but I don't think anyone should be in front of Rev (unless it's Meiz, in which case, it's pretty much a toss up in my book)

blue said...

kod has the most dangerous job though

blue said...

some injun finds out he's been talking shit about them and he gets an arrow through his throat

Beth said...

Maybe there needs to be a Lordz of Death to keep track of this list.

s

kodiac said...

kod has the most dangerous job though

this is true; I've been threatened a couple times

Keith S said...

EP will have that up within the hour

blue said...

that would get lots of hits from suicidal people...maybe the biggest money maker in the LoV family

Keith S said...

MSNBC has a video link titled "More gorillas in our midst"


NS

blue said...

msnbc is witty

Tyler said...

Here are the Death Power Rankings for the week of 8/4/08

1a. Meiz
1b. Rev (he's reportedly lost some weight)
3. Iam (he's jumped into the third spot because he's MIA, otherwise Kod would be here)
4. Kod
5. El P

blue said...

good list Tyler

Tyler said...

Death talk kilt LoV

Keith S said...

Fucking Kazmir

blue said...

kazmir shmashmeer

blue said...

what the hell Hardy and Upton aren't playing?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't think I should be #1 on the death list. Why? I don't know.

Maybe I should be though. I've always said that if I make it to 50 I'll be satisfied. 65 is about my limit.

blue said...

with all the walking you do, the likelihood of getting hit by a car goes way up

El Padrino said...

unearned

blue said...

show up as an ER on yahoo

blue said...

and that's all that matters

El Padrino said...

dammit

paula pierce has a vagina said...

is there anyway a lead off home run could ever be unearned?

Tyler said...

If it's an in the park home run and there were two errors on the play.

blue said...

hilarity

tem said...

i think that list is similar to mine from a day or two ago.

blue said...

death powerrankings don't change much

blue said...

kind of like LoV comment totals

tem said...

nope, not unless there is a death.

tem said...

braun seems to be having trouble making contact today.

tem said...

hmmm....lots of new people who seem to be doing similar type stuff that i do around here....

i wonder if i am on the trading block.

blue said...

are they giving out movie reviews?

blue said...

kazmir likes to give up HRs today

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i would like to continue to thank furry balls for releasing jhonny peralta

blue said...

it's ok, he picked up pedroia so it evens out...i'm the one who gets screwed on that deal

blue said...

lunchtime

paula pierce has a vagina said...

tyler, it might be time to pick up white jesus again

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"If it's an in the park home run and there were two errors on the play."

Its not a home run if there are errors

tem said...

nevermind, dude who just came in is some sort of douchebag banker (no offense bankers)

tem said...

jhonny wasn't going to see much playing time and he asked to be released.

jhonny was a good guy, so i granted him his release so he could contribute to another team.

i wish jhonny the best.

tem said...

looking back i should have released Rollins.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rollins is the worse

tem said...

pretty much.

i am looking for a best option for sure.

tem said...

hopefully he does a complete 360 and turns this year around.

Keith S said...

100

Keith S said...

On this day in 1977...

The horse racing jockey Steve Cauthen won the Whitney Handicap at Saratoga and set a record with his 300th New York win of the year.

tem said...

NYC has the best horse jockeys.

tem said...

*better

Keith S said...

"tyler, it might be time to pick up white jesus again"

He didn't drop him.

tem said...

keith is letting facts get in the way again.

Keith S said...

It's the as. in me

tem said...

clearly.

tem said...

so brett favre isn't going to play for the Packers this year?

wow, that's new.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

so meizness is wearing off on tyler then

tem said...

if tyler said he was gonna drop him then yep.

tem said...

georgia's QB looks like a retard.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

breaking favre news:

he has penetrated rachel nichols

paula pierce has a vagina said...

meiz just added brocail, 2 of his closers going on the DL really took a toll on his mental state

El Padrino said...

terrible day

just terrible

Tyler said...

Yes, The Crazy Eyed Killas had announced that they were going to drop White Jesus, but then he went on a tear and management decided to keep him. He's had four home runs in his last six games.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

breaking ep news:

he had to orally satisfy cunty mccunstein to keep his job

Beth said...

"georgia's QB looks like a retard"

No argument here. He also doesn't sound the brightest when you hear him talk. But if Georgia has the type of season they should, he could end up in NY at the Heisman announcement.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

peralta is pwning kazmir today

boom, headshot

Keith S said...

Kazmir sucks

Keith S said...

" But if Georgia has the type of season they should, he could end up in NY at the Heisman announcement."


Stop it

paula pierce has a vagina said...

georgia's qb is an idiot savant, his only skill is football

Keith S said...

Georgia will lose 2 games this year. ASU & FU

paula pierce has a vagina said...

kazmir just blew the game, more terribleness to the day for EP

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz just added brocail, 2 of his closers going on the DL really took a toll on his mental state"

Yes. Holds are my version of saves until Billy & CJ get back.

Beth said...

"Georgia will lose 2 games this year. ASU & FU"

I think we need to bet on the ASU game.

And I don't think there's any way UGA is going undefeated, but I think they'll win both those games. They'll stumble against someone like Bama or Tennessee.

Keith S said...

I wonder if TP was there when he was born

Keith S said...

"I think we need to bet on the ASU game."

Yep

Keith S said...

The one thing I'm worried about is UGA's D-line destroying ASU's O-line

Beth said...

"The one thing I'm worried about is UGA's D-line destroying ASU's O-line"

You need to be worried about more than that.

Keith S said...

"Egyptian scientists are carrying out DNA tests on two mummified fetuses found in the tomb of King Tutankhamun to determine whether they are the young pharaoh's offspring, Egyptian antiquity authorities said Wednesday."


Dumb

Keith S said...

"You need to be worried about more than that."

Keep talking

El Padrino said...

fuck

El Padrino said...

and fuck

El Padrino said...

1986 rap is your punishment for a lousy day, enjoy


Get Metsmerized
I'm George Foster, I love this team
the Mets are better than the Red Machine
I live to play, and that's my thing
this year we're gonna win the series ring.

We play together, our team's real tight
don't mess with us, we're dynamite
Strawman, Darryl, it's all the same
call him Berry what's in a name.

Thank you George, you're a classy guy
with your black bat, we can rely
ya California's where I'm from
but for New York, I hit homeruns.

Power and speed you know we got
we're the beast of the east, when you're hot, you're hot
when Dwight's in the groove, there's no doubt
next words you'll hear, three strikes you're out.

Dwight's my name, what can I say
you know they call me Doctor K
change up, fastball, slider and curve
step up to the plate if ya got the nerve.

With control and power of a diesel train
throwin' tombstone bullets and a ball'n'chain
Lenny D., your spirit's contagious
what ya do to your body is really outrageous

I love to run down long fly balls
I catch them all, ain't afraid of no walls
I bunt, I run and then I dive
it's a wonder I'm still alive.

Rafael Santana is my name
playin' short stop is my game
I'm a cool glove man, I'm really smooth
being Metsmerized is in the groove.

When they want a batter filled with terror
they call on me, Rick Aguilera
slider's hot, I'm on the mound
with cool control I mow 'em down.

I'm Kevin Mitchell, the season's rook
studied all the moves, ready to cook
I got it together, ready to play
up in the bigs, hopin' to stay.

I'm Tim Teufel, lemme begin
by saying I was once a Twin
I made the move and it feels just right
I've been Metsmerized and I see the light.

My name is Ho Jo, I'm here to say
our team is goin' all the way
with pitching, power, speed and style
results guaranteed to make you smile.

Team's real hot
stand up proud
do the wave
shout it loud!

Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized
Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized.

Keith S said...

"the Mets are better than the Red Machine"


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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Georgia is not that good. Mark my words.

blue said...

ASU's defense won't stop Moreno and Stafford, ASU is a pac-10 skool...no defense


and UGA will lose to Auburn

Keith S said...

"ASU's defense won't stop Moreno and Stafford, ASU is a pac-10 skool...no defense"

ASU's D is best than you think.

Keith S said...

"Georgia is not that good. Mark my words."

You don't even watch CFB

Beth said...

"Georgia is not that good. Mark my words."

2 names no one outside of Georgia has probably heard of yet but who could play huge roles this year - Caleb King (red shirt freshman tailback) and A.J. Green (freshman receiver).

And if you doubt me, just remember last year before the season started I was already talking about Knowshon Moreno. :-)

tem said...

"he could end up in NY at the Heisman announcement."

like there in the stands to watch know shawn?

iammebeingme said...

sup kids. ahh.. the college foosball. i fully expect MI to stink like Jemele Hill's slit this year.

unfortunate, i say.

blue said...

"like there in the stands to watch know shawn?"

he'll be there to support Pat White

tem said...

like know shawn would be saying "hey retard, wanna come to NY with me and watch Pat White get the heisman?"

tem said...

pat white heisman i2i.

tem said...

'sup iam. jemele's slit has to stink really bad.

tem said...

and her slit hates white people.

iammebeingme said...

chicken quesadilla mexican style hot pockets are divine.

blue said...

great post today Iam

iammebeingme said...

hola Tem.

i seriously may venture out just to pick some more of these up.. them are tasty. TN tasty, not NY tasty.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"chicken quesadilla mexican style hot pockets are divine."

Yes. My favorite.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You don't even watch CFB"

So?

I'll look brilliant when UGA goes 8-4, though.

iammebeingme said...

sup holla!

thanks blue. instead of my usual effort, i figured i'd amp it up a bit.

hey beth.. do u watch project runway?

Beth said...

"I'll look brilliant when UGA goes 8-4, though"

No way they lose 4 games - 1 sure, 2 maybe, but no way 4.

Keith S said...

"I'll look brilliant when UGA goes 8-4, though."

Your an idiot

Beth said...

"hey beth.. do u watch project runway?"

Nope.

iammebeingme said...

"Yes. My favorite."

the garlic chicken ones are freakin good too. there was one... like chicken quesadilla (non-mexican) that were actually bad. i havent run across hot pockets that i didnt even want to finish.. until those.

all else, divine.

Keith S said...

Chicken parm HP & some new chicken artichoke HP are the better

iammebeingme said...

speaking of beth, i think i am going to get some Hilton Head over labor day week..

Tyler said...

That chicken artichoke HP is bombsauce.

iammebeingme said...

chicken artichoke had a recall, or else they were next on my list.

kinda like how i was gonna take a bus to the airport until i heard some dude got decapitated.

(yes, that last statement was the most ghetto thing ive [almost] done).

Keith S said...

"That chicken artichoke HP is bombsauce."

Yeah. I got a few a couple weeks ago, but then went to the store last week and when I was checking out, there was a message on the screen that said to read the bottom of the receipt. So I read it and it says that they were recalling all of the chicken artichoke HPs.

Keith S said...

That might be the first ever chicken artichoke HP recall i2i

iammebeingme said...

vomit inducing recall i2i

Keith S said...

Maybe eating the recalled HPs will move me up on the death chart

Beth said...

"speaking of beth, i think i am going to get some Hilton Head over labor day week.."

Quit stalking me iam, I'm going to be there then too.

Any idea where you're staying?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm looking for a new putzy computer game. Hunting Unlimited 2009 looks decent for 20$

Keith S said...

beth's getting tag teamed in HH on Labor Day weekend

blue said...

computer hunting seems awesome (s)

iammebeingme said...

"Any idea where you're staying?"

i think at a house on the coast or something.. im gonna be there from the 2nd through the 6th.

Keith S said...

I played a PC hunting game once. It was alright.

Keith S said...

The 2nd if after labor day, isn't it?

Keith S said...

*is

Keith S said...

Nevermind, he said labor day week. No end

Beth said...

"The 2nd if after labor day, isn't it?"

Yep, Labor Day is the 1st so we won't be there at the same time (whew!). I'm there late on Friday the 29th and leaving late on the 1st.

iammebeingme said...

yeah, step.

iammebeingme said...

well i havent booked my flight yet..

Keith S said...

I'm going to a whale's vagina in 2 weeks. I hope noone else is going at that time.

iammebeingme said...

so beth, where u stayin? ive never been so im not sure what "the thing" to do is..

Keith S said...

Alright Salmon, nail it down

iammebeingme said...

but google maps tells me theres a shitload of golf courses..

Tyler said...

80's tees discount code: HOMEWORK. Save 20%. Expires August 12th.

blue said...

wow brandon backe, thanks for playin'

El Padrino said...

I'm Aaron Heilman, I give up leads.
You can tell I suck, from the nosebleeds.
I love issuing walks, and three run jacks.
I might get trade for a pack of tick-tacs.

El Padrino said...

i'm eating chocolate covered espresso beans right now

El Padrino said...

surprisingly tasty
not as bad as you might think

Tyler said...

White Jesus 2-for-4 with a Home Run and three RBI in a loss.

Dick Weeks 4-for-5 with two RBI. Meiz, go back and pick him up again.

El Padrino said...

hit up the salty dog iam
beth's pic is to the left of the bar, and yes, it's what you think

blue said...

WTF, is today rest all of blue's FMLB player day

El Padrino said...

i have java issues
need to re-boot and still wiating for my motherboard

fuck it

Beth said...

"so beth, where u stayin? ive never been so im not sure what "the thing" to do is.."

Well my fiance's parents have a condo within walking distance of Salty Dog (in Sea Pines) so we always stay there. Hilton Head has great bike paths though, at least in Sea Pines, so we bike a lot, hit the beach, eat some incredible seafood and drink a lot. If you find out you're going for sure let me know and I can recommend some good restaurants.

tem said...

the thing to do is nothing.

go to the pool or the beach and drink beer.

blue said...

hahahaha

Kobayashi

tem said...

blue is sad, Torain is out 6-8 weeks.

Keith S said...

"i have java issues"

Is it from the chocolate covered espresso beans?

Keith S said...

"Torain is out 6-8 weeks."

That guy is going to be a mess. He has a ton of talent but can't stay healthy.

tem said...

pittman is going to be the man in Denver.

tem said...

ron white is funny.

tem said...

it's almost time.

tem said...

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