Thursday, August 21, 2008

Replay this, tardstache.

Rick Rielly is a tool on TV, but this article is pretty good.

I keep trying to find things to write about on the wwl, but instead, I just read the articles and don't write anything about them.

Joe Gibbs was caught cheating. Those toyota foreign bastards. They deserve any penalties they get.

C'mon US, destroy the slanties.

Replay is officially coming to MLB. The umps decided to stop being whiney little girls and accept the new technology.

I'm going to Orlando in September. Stay away hurricanes.

A poor effort today, so I'm giving you 3 videos.





keith takes out whocares:

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paula pierce has a vagina said...

ballsack

Tyler said...

IR spot in the Yahoo football league. Do it.

El Padrino said...

gene upshaw died
not sure if someone said thislast night or if im breaking news

El Padrino said...

pancreatic cancer is real cancer

El Padrino said...

has a 90% something mortality rate

El Padrino said...

so that sucks

El Padrino said...

my 10am meeting will suck as well, just not as much as pancreatic cancer

El Padrino said...

which makes total sense

Beth said...

Now you're just rambling EP.

blue said...

pancreatic is probably the worse cancer....step-dad died from that, it doesn't take long once you're diagnosed usually

that's what swayze has too

blue said...

elisabeth shue is in hamlet2...tem will be seeing that movie this weekend for sure

tem said...

does she get nekkid?

blue said...

tem ♥ Alli Mills

blue said...

"does she get nekkid?"


probably as nekkid as she did in karate kid

tem said...

pancreatic is the worse cancer for sure.

tem said...

"probably as nekkid as she did in karate kid"

then i'll be waiting for a DVD or never.

tem said...

one she showed the goods once i just expect it every time.

she raised the bar with LLV and TS.

tem said...

womens vball in the rain and white outfits was the better.

tem said...

how does the US softball team beat Japan in the semi finals, then lose to them in the finals??

Keith S said...

That was a good hit by that dum as.

tem said...

what was a good hit?

tem said...

actually how do you beat someone in the semis and then play them again in the finals?

blue said...

she got nekkid in the saint?

Keith S said...

tem is inquisitive today

tem said...

"she got nekkid in the saint?"

in my version she did.

blue said...

well, then, in tem's version of Hamlet2 she gets nekkid

tem said...

then i will see it.

blue said...

"actually how do you beat someone in the semis and then play them again in the finals?"

i think it's a double elimination tournament, except in the finals, which is dum, they should have to beat the US twice if they want the Goldschlager

blue said...

rockies have won 5 in a row, only 20 to go

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm hungry

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Homeland Security phones were hacked. Steve was right, Russia's gonna kill us all.

tem said...

double elimination except finals is dumb as. ness.

blue said...

but seriously, it's softball, a bunch of lesbians and Jenny Finch, do we really care?

it's not even going to be any olympic sport in 2012

JFreak said...

"IR spot in the Yahoo football league. Do it."

It won't let me.

blue said...

i thought we had an IR spot last year

JFreak said...

I think we did, but I can't find anything.

Maybe yahoo hates me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where is that junk-in-the-mouth wrestling story? Bossman doesn't believe it.

El Padrino said...

here deke

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fuck, more choking from the US track team, losing to another jamaican in the female 200, then not even qualifying for the men's 4x100 relay because of dropped batons, tyson gay is not even gonna get one medal, wft

paula pierce has a vagina said...

oh snap, female 4x100 team dropped the baton too, wft

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"here deke"

lovely

tem said...

" tyson gay is not even gonna get one medal, wft"


it is because he is gay.

blue said...

i can see dropping the baton, i guess...

but running out of your lane is inexcusable....track and field has been a huge disappointment

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"but running out of your lane is inexcusable....track and field has been a huge disappointment"

that actually netted the US an extra medal

El Padrino said...

yeah, it's been bad
really bad, china is still got like double in gold medals

is it because it's in beijing

blue said...

yeah, and the fact that their divers weigh like 65 pounds...of course they don't make a splash

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EP already neglecting his food blog

paula pierce has a vagina said...

US got a lot of medals today, lead went from 2 to 11

paula pierce has a vagina said...

so upshaw died 4 days after being diagnosed.

um, get a regular checkup. he only went to the doctor because his wife said so, he would have just died, no one knowing what it was until the autopsy

El Padrino said...

"EP already neglecting his food blog"

i know, i'm trying to get on a sked

Jugdish said...

I got this and figured I would pass it on to you and make an annual appearance.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

HOLY SHIT

isiah thomas said...

bough Black Star's first album last night on itizzle - solid

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's old news, jug. You're a disappointment.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i really hope thats real

isiah thomas said...

*ring.....ring.....ring*

Vic Conte on line 1 for USA Track & Field....it's urgent.

El Padrino said...

that was an awesome story
imagine Good ol JR calling the match?

isiah thomas said...

that's 3 years old...

isiah thomas said...

welcome back jug

Jugdish said...

Well its new to me...some background

Jugdish said...

danke

and the story is still funny as hell the first time you read it.

Jugdish said...

danke

and the story is still funny as hell the first time you read it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going to get the papers, get the papers.

isiah thomas said...

I'm going to get the papers, get the papers.

yes deke!

El Padrino said...

Jimmy two times

isiah thomas said...

don't waste ya talent C

blue said...

jug

JFreak said...

Anyone want to take TP's keeper league spot?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Damn. There's this girl that comes in here with a bangin' body. I'm talkin' awesome, perfect ass. Perfect rack, abs, the whole 9. Only problem, she's ugly as sin. I mean a busted ass grill. And she's missing a finger.

Crying fucking shame.

blue said...

missing a finger is not a problem

Keith S said...

Wow, 68 comments. Stellar

JFreak said...

Put a paper bag over her head.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1931...

The New York Yankees slugger Babe Ruth became the first player in baseball history to hit 600 career home runs when he connected off Browns' pitcher George Blaeholder in the third inning of a Yankees 11-7 victory at Sportsman's Park in St. Louis.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"missing a finger is not a problem"

I don't have a problem with the missing finger. It just adds insult to injury.

Keith S said...

Had to go to the dentist this morning. That was fun.

Keith S said...

mize

A dentist is a person that cleans and fixes teeth.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

hate my autodraft yahoo nfl team so much, might bust a TP this season

paula pierce has a vagina said...

freak what was the point of the carlos lee pickup

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"A dentist is a person that cleans and fixes teeth."


Really?

JFreak said...

"freak what was the point of the carlos lee pickup"

There's a slim chance he'll come back for the final week.

And I had a DL spot open.

Keith S said...

I haven't had a DL spot open since week 2.

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
"missing a finger is not a problem"

I don't have a problem with the missing finger, the problem is she has a vajeen.

*fixed

El Padrino said...

hit that parlay btw

Keith S said...

Hit up OG last night. Needed a nice authentic meal

isiah thomas said...

Has this been reported yet?

RIP Sho 'Nuff

isiah thomas said...

Bernie Mac
Isaac Hayes
Sho 'Nuff


a new one has started with Upshaw

tem said...

"I don't have a problem with the missing finger. It just adds insult to injury."

it adds injury to the insult that is her face.

tem said...

"mize

A dentist is a person that cleans and fixes teeth."


shocked that this was not directed at me.

tem said...

i think soccer girl on wwl front page is wearing a thong.

nice.

tem said...

either that or she is wearing a jock strap.

not nice.

Keith S said...

"shocked that this was not directed at me."

You prolly go to the dentist. Mize does not. He just bitches about his tooth aches

tem said...

i do go to the dentist.

i have the best teeth of any native west virginian.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, that's just the white fabric of her shorts, as they roll the waistband over.

tem said...

oh ok. i couldn't get the picture to be bigger so it looked like a thong.

Keith S said...

mize is a debbie downer

El Padrino said...

womens soccer in thongs would be awesome

Keith S said...

*If they had different women

tem said...

i would not want to see some of those girls in thongs.

but the soccer team is hotter than the softball team.

soccer is hotter than may/walsh too.

Keith S said...

May's body is the better

tem said...

it is the better

tem said...

note that i don't really think the soccer chicks are that hot.

they just beat those other girls.

isiah thomas said...

I'd do both May and Walsh.

Keith S said...

Isn't May married to a Marlin?

El Padrino said...

some heather mitts in a thong would serve me right

El Padrino said...

Treanor

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I'd do both May and Walsh"

zeke, stop it

tem said...

"I'd do both May and Walsh."

yeah me too, but that doesn't make them hot.

isiah thomas said...

I got seven mac elevens
About eight thirty-eights
Nine nines
Ten mac tens
The shits never end
You can’t touch my riches even if you got MC Hammer and them 357 bitches


Name the artist asholes (sic)

isiah thomas said...

never said they were hot, just that I'd do them.

Keith S said...

At this time tomorrow I will be here

isiah thomas said...

I can't figure out how to jump back and forth in a song with this ipizzle touch.

please advice

isiah thomas said...

I ♥ Whale's Vagina.

JFreak said...

"Isn't May married to a Marlin?"

yes.

Matt Treanor.

Hence Misty May-Treanor.

Keith S said...

Me too. Gotta get somewhere that's less than < 100° for a couple days

Keith S said...

I don't memorize their full names, freak.

Keith S said...

She's Misty May to me

El Padrino said...

stop it

biggie smalls

El Padrino said...

Slamball is back!

Keith S said...

If I memorized full names, I'd call you J. Freak-Argyle

El Padrino said...

yep, still communist

JFreak said...

"I don't memorize their full names, freak."

I didn't memorize it, they only say it every fucking time they say her name.

Keith S said...

Me too

Keith S said...

"I didn't memorize it, they only say it every fucking time they say her name."

So you memorized it.

isiah thomas said...

biggie smalls

yessir!

El Padrino said...

insert burrito here

isiah thomas said...

Me too. Gotta get somewhere that's less than < 100° for a couple days

this summer has been as bad as last summer, imo.

isiah thomas said...

this summer hasn't been as bad as last summer, imo.

*fixed

El Padrino said...

zeke you click on that pic?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Name the artist asholes (sic)"

That one was a joke, right?

isiah thomas said...

That one was a joke, right?

Deke you didn't get it, don't front.

isiah thomas said...

nazi'd on the burrito link

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

GFY. I was on lunch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Comp won't load the burrito pic

isiah thomas said...

GFY. I was on lunch.

Deke you didn't get it, let it go.

isiah thomas said...

deke did you come to your senses about Romo/Big Ben?

blue said...

it's just misty may all wet

blue said...

in a rainy kind of way

blue said...

"never said they were hot, just that I'd do them."


truer words...

Keith S said...

"it's just misty may all wet"

And I'm blocked too. Goddman!

tem said...

it is SFW?

El Padrino said...

i got the 7th pick in tonights draft, i hate it

so much uincertainty and i dont want to take brady or moss

might have too
anyone have a draft yet?
who went 7th?

blue said...

i drafted 7th in the Yahoo draft


i had to take Moss, Brady was gone, so were all the 4 good RBs

blue said...

it is SFW?


of course

blue said...

i'm beginning to fucking hate Derrek Lee

Keith S said...

6, 7, & 8 in my money league were Brady, Manning, & Gore

blue said...

i thought about manning, but the knee thing scared me away

blue said...

EP if your league is PPR, Moss is the better play in that spot probably

El Padrino said...

Moss, i was thinking that. That way I can avoid Brady at all costs and Manning's knee doesn't scare me, nothing was structurally wrong just the fact that he hasnt able to practice like an animal concerns me a bit.

El Padrino said...

gore sucks

Keith S said...

Take Brady/Manning first and you can get Wayne in the 2nd. If it's PPR, he's almost as valuable as moss

blue said...

i don't expect Moss to have 22 TDs this year though, but 15 would still lead all WRs with a 90 catch year, that's solid

Keith S said...

Bad things are going to happen to the Pats this year

isiah thomas said...

EP -

# of teams?
starters?
PPR?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brady's gonna get hurt & Moss will QB the Pats to the promised land.

Keith S said...

Then mize will have sexy time with Moss

El Padrino said...

$400 a team, 12 teams

Head-to-Head, Points Based System.

Scoring for Offensive Categories
FG - Field Goals 3 points
Plus 2 points for a FG of 45+ Yds

FL - Fumble Lost, Including ST plays -2 points
MFG - Missed Field Goal -1 point
MXP - Missed Extra Point -3 points
Pa2P - Passing Two-point Conversion 2 points
PaInt - Passing Interception -2 points
PaIntTD - Passing Interception for TD -6 points
PaTD - Passing TD 6 points
Plus 3 points for a PaTD of 50+ Yds

PaYd - Passing Yards 0+ PaYds = 1 point for every 20 PaYds
Plus a 10 point bonus @ 300+ PaYd

Re2P - Receiving Two-point Conversion 2 points
ReTD - Receiving TD 6 points
Plus 3 points for a ReTD of 50+ Yds

ReYd - Receiving Yards 0+ ReYds = 1 point for every 10 ReYds
Plus a 5 point bonus @ 120+ ReYd

Recpt - Reception 1 point
Plus a 5 point bonus @ 8+ Recpt

Ru2P - Rushing Two-point Conversion 2 points
RuAtt - Rushing Attempt Plus a 5 point bonus @ 25+ RuAtt

RuTD - Rushing TD 6 points
Plus 3 points for a RuTD of 50+ Yds

RuYd - Rushing Yards 0+ RuYds = 1 point for every 10 RuYds
Plus a 5 point bonus @ 120+ RuYd

XP - Extra Points 1 point


Scoring for Defensive Categories
DFR - Defensive/ST Fumble Recovered (ID/DT/DST) 2 points
DTD - Total Defensive and Special Teams TD 6 points
Plus 3 points for a DTD of 50 to 100 Yds

Int - Interceptions 2 points
PA - Points Against, Total Points Scored 0 - 0 PAs = 15 points
1 - 7 PA = 10 points
8 - 14 PA = 5 points
15 - 23 PA = 0 points
24 - 31 PA = -5 points
32 - 100 PA = -10 points

SACK - Sack 1 point
STY - Safety 2 points
YDS - Yards Allowed 0 points

El Padrino said...

cue beth TMFT

El Padrino said...

i love the bonuses

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Then mize will have sexy time with Moss"

And then I will extort a few million.

Beth said...

TMFT.

Keith S said...

jeezaloo, $400 per team. You broke bastard

isiah thomas said...

Assuming the first 6 picks in some order are:

LDT
ADP
Addai
SJax

I'd consider these guys in this order:

Brady
Moss
Brian Westbrook
Marion Barber
Reggie Wayne
Frank Gore

isiah thomas said...

$400 a team,

holy-fucking-shit

Keith S said...

Assuming the first 6 picks in some order are:

LDT
ADP
Addai
SJax


Are you an accountant?

isiah thomas said...

TMFT.

never

blue said...

"Assuming the first 6 picks in some order are:

LDT
ADP
Addai
SJax"

saying 6 and listing 4 is classic LoV HDH

isiah thomas said...

6 pts/passing TD

I'd go:

Brady
Moss
Brian Westbrook
Manning
Marion Barber
Reggie Wayne
Frank Gore

isiah thomas said...

saying 6 and listing 4 is classic LoV HDH


nice, I'm a legend.

I was going to list a consensus first 6 picks but then figured there's too much uncertainty other than the 1st 4 top RB's - in his scoring I'm not sure even those guys would be the top 4 picks.

Keith S said...

I have 2 words about LoV.

This place is great

El Padrino said...

RB's have lost so much value, there are only about 4 teams that have a dominant back (25+ a game)

every other team have a split back comittee or a hot/cold backfield

El Padrino said...

i cant let personal feelings get in the way of winning a championship

if i have to take brady i will take brady

Keith S said...

Don't take Eli in the 3rd round

El Padrino said...

elijah is not even on my radar

El Padrino said...

"Plus a 10 point bonus @ 300+ PaYd"

another reason to take brady

El Padrino said...

"JETS, Bills, Dolphins"

another reason to take Brady

El Padrino said...

i gotta tone down the NFL preview column, i wrote like 800 words just on three teams in the AFC east

isiah thomas said...

what are the starting positions?

isiah thomas said...

i gotta tone down the NFL preview column, i wrote like 800 words just on three teams in the AFC east

negative

Keith S said...

"i gotta tone down the NFL preview column, i wrote like 800 words just on three teams in the AFC east"

Yeah, tough to write a decent preview that doesn't end up being a book.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"if i have to take brady i will take brady"


Take Brady. As a gambling man, you should know when to make the safe play.

tem said...

ok i am leaving to go do work. i get to go apartment searching.

i hope the leasing agent is a hottie.

isiah thomas said...

"Take Brady. As a gambling man, you should know when to make the safe play."

I don't agree with this. Brady ain't throwing 50 and if he comes back to say "just" 40 then he's right on par with Manning and Romo - who you might be able to get in the 2nd round.

WR in rd.1 + romo/manning > Brady + 2nd round WR

that's if you think Manning/Romo would last.

hell, you could put drew brees a close 4th to those 3 QBs.

isiah thomas said...

ok i am leaving to go do work. i get to go apartment searching.

i hope the leasing agent is a hottie.


how about doing work to the hot leasing agent?

Keith S said...

"hell, you could put drew brees a close 4th to those 3 QBs."

nfw

Keith S said...

Weird

isiah thomas said...

can't copy/past stats easily but here'goes:

Brees threw for 4423 yds with 28/18.

a few more TD's a few less INTs...which I don't think an unreasonable assumption = putting him as the #4 QB, not that far behind the big 3.

Only Brady threw for more yardage.

and Romo had 4211 36/19
Manning with 4040 31/14

plus with the "nfw" perception you can grab brees later and grab a stud WR with your first pick.

JFreak said...

"Weird"

things that make you go blehhhhhhhh.

isiah thomas said...

Brady 446
Romo 356
Manning 329
Brees 321

Fantasy points in pretty standard scoring last season

I stand by my :

hell, you could put drew brees a close 4th to those 3 QBs.

Keith S said...

I don't think he doesn't deserve #4. Just don't think he's that close to the top 3.

Keith S said...

Of course, they could still not have much of a running game and force him to put up bigger numbers

blue said...

brees will put up big numbers this year with shockey as a safety blanket

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No Big Ben? Kid was a stud in the Keeper last year.

Keith S said...

And I don't think Shockey makes him that much better

isiah thomas said...

Romo 356
Manning 329
Brees 321

we'll put brady well ahead obviously.

looking at these stats:

Romo 4211 36/19
Manning 4040 31/14
Brees 4423 28/18

I don't see how you can think Brees is a distant 4th.

blue said...

oh, and Romo isn't throwing up those same numbers this year.

isiah thomas said...

Ben Roethlisberger 3154 32/11

isiah thomas said...

Brees can be a great value play.

isiah thomas said...

oh, and Romo isn't throwing up those same numbers this year.

I don't think Romo will have a big dropoff this season.

Cowboys O will be fine, even in the NFC East.

JFreak said...

and

JFreak said...

madness.

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