Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Practice?

I'm in a bad mood this morning.

Dude, Duckworth gained some weight before he died. Compare it to the pic in this story and you'll see what I'm talkin' aboot.

I personally loved that 1992 Blazers team and wanted them to win against the Bulls. You look at those teams side-by-side, and you have to figure that the Blazers would wreck Chicago, I mean, the Bulls were starting Bill freakin' Cartwright for cryin' outloud. I think it came down to coaching, and Philip Douglas Jackson >>>>>>>>> Richard Leonard Adelman. I'm going to a BBQ tonight, so I will pour out some beer for Duckworth.

In that fucked up league I'm in, now that dude's homeboys have chimed in. Fuck that league. I made eight transactions this morning. EIGHT. And the season hasn't even started yet. Even though I have LDT in a league, I hope he has a double ACL tear because I picked up Darren Sproles for the return yards. Yeah, Darren Sproles is like my third or fourth RB. Fuck that league.

So, I was driving home yesterday, and they were talking about the Dodgers on sports radio and some people were saying that they need to fire Joe Torre. Yeah, I don't think Joe Torre is the problem. How about all of the fucked up signings they've made? And I don't want to get Spiff all riled up, but if Furcal hadn't have gotten injured, we wouldn't even be having this convo. Plus, the bullpen is a mess. They've been at .500 all season, and with the players they've got, this far into the season, that's what they are. I really think they need to sign Manny and if they can get a healthy Furcal back, ride out or get some sucker to take some of their bad contracts maybe they'll have a chance in a horrible NL West. They better resign Furcal, I've got a jersey hanging in my closet and I really don't want to end up on StraightCashHomie.net next year when I go to a game.

That's all I've got, I'm late for work.

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blue said...

Dodgers don't have any starting pitching...i mean kuroda, lowe, billingsly, penny, and kershaw (he's too young right now)

that's not a starting 5 that will strike fear in the hearts of the rest of the NL

blue said...

Penny has been hurt a lot though...but maybe jason schmidt will come back....ahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahahaha

blue said...

perhaps they can convince andruw jones to retire

blue said...

the rockies are trying to figure out a way to convince Todd Helton to retire, instead of having to pay him 16M/year for the next 4 years

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tom Brady went #3 overall in my draft last night.

blue said...

that's a good pick

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blue said...

EP is with the frenchies today?

blue said...

damn first Duckworth, now Tiz

blue said...

i think our receptionist has a lisp

but only sometimes

it takes her down from a 9 to an 8 or maybe lower

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place is lively today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe I'll stay sober enough to combat war tonight.

blue said...

good call meiz

El Padrino said...

and back

El Padrino said...

i see this place is jumping

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EP take off that damn beret

blue said...

ep had too many croissants for breakfast

El Padrino said...

C'est la vie

blue said...

how did it go

tem said...

"Tom Brady went #3 overall in my draft last night."

i was at one and he went #3.

LDT, AP, Brady, Westbrook, SJAX

tem said...

"EP is with the frenchies today?"

why is he interviewing them? or getting interviewed by them?

El Padrino said...

French Investment Bank tem, they are recruiting some talent for a specific business that I have experience in. They just purchased that business from Bank of America.

Keith S said...

"Maybe I'll stay sober enough to combat war tonight."

Hilarity.

tem said...

frenchies will nazi you.

tem said...

"are recruiting some talent for a specific business that I have experience in."

sounds mob-like.

blue said...

i hope that they aren't opening a branch that handicaps football games

El Padrino said...

midget dancing

El Padrino said...

nip slip bout 5 pics down

Keith S said...

Did anyone see that Wanna Bet show after Wipeout last night? Did EP come up with that idear?

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

"Did EP come up with that idear?"

yes.

El Padrino said...

except i got no credit for it

Tyler said...

They should convert Andruw Jones into a pitcher.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It finally set in last night/this morning that that broad ain't my gf any more. I'm goin' hoggin' this weekend.

Keith S said...

"Transformers star Megan Fox has filmed a "really hot" lesbian love scene for her new zombie movie. The actress romps topless in bed with Mamma Mia star Amanda Seyfried in zombie film Jennifer's Body."


Has this been mentioned?

Tyler said...

I had a whole bunch of other material today, but I was really sleepy when I wrote the post.

Tyler said...

And traffic was terrible, so I was a half hour late this morning. Awesome.

Keith S said...

So she's not your gf anymore, but you still live together?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So she's not your gf anymore, but you still live together?"

sho nuff

Tyler said...

Someone talk me down from the ledge:

I have acquired Clifton Phifer Lee's home address. I have a proflowers window open and I am about to spend $108.

Tyler said...

"So she's not your gf anymore, but you still live together?

sho nuff"

That is going to be awkward when Deluxe starts hittin' that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I have acquired Clifton Phifer Lee's home address. I have a proflowers window open and I am about to spend $108."


DO IT!!!

Keith S said...

"That is going to be awkward when Deluxe starts hittin' that."


efmmize will understand. She'll move out so Deluxe can move in

H said...

"Clifton Phifer Lee"

who?

Keith S said...

Derrek Lee

Tyler said...

"Clifton Phifer Lee

who?"

Cliff Lee? Pitches for the Indians? In the running for the Cy Young? Try TO keep up.

Tyler said...

Next Superman movie will be "dark" because of The Dark Knight's success. Internet nerds are already up in arms about it.

El Padrino said...

saw that t

Keith S said...

Is Heath Ledger going to play Lex Luthor?

El Padrino said...

clifford deserves the world

El Padrino said...

megan fox topless is good news

blue said...

megan fox topless pics from that movie have been linked...but she has pasties on...so whilst "nude", not really "nude"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Starving

isiah thomas said...

That is going to be awkward when Deluxe starts hittin' that.

hilarity

efmmize will understand. She'll move out so Deluxe can move in

double hilarity

isiah thomas said...

the real question is, will deke's lazy ass get out of the bed when efmdeke is getting railed?

Deke:"hey keep it down I'm trying to sleep"

Tyler said...

Yes, Keith, that was some excellent work there.

isiah thomas said...

Combat Wars last night was good.

if that really was H's first time playing that was impressive.

tem has skillz also.

nades on that level/board/game sucks though.

and the ability to "talk" cracks me up.

"you are my hero"

H said...

first time Zeke

isiah thomas said...

*tipping cap to aitch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the real question is, will deke's lazy ass get out of the bed when efmdeke is getting railed?"

I'd be genuinely surprised if somebody else mustered up the balls to bang her.

blue said...

the guys you were playing against, the one battle i played sucked.

i mean they were worst than me

Tyler said...

Over/under on Mize and efmmize getting drunk one night and bumping uglies: 9 days. Place your bets accordingly.

isiah thomas said...

deke are you two really going to live together for a while?

isiah thomas said...

I'll take the under.

1 day

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can never find dudes that are worst than me whilst playing

H said...

"*tipping cap to aitch"

finally gettin some 'spect around here

Tyler said...

What is the Combat Wars website?

blue said...

"I can never find dudes that are worst than me whilst playing"

me neither, but somehow tem/freak/zeke found them for me last night

blue said...

T

google combat arms...it's a Nexon game...i'm not sure of the site

JFreak said...

"What is the Combat Wars website?"

It would probably help you to know that it's called combat arms.

blue said...

combat wars

H said...

http://combatarms.nexon.net/

Keith S said...

"http://combatarms.nexon.net/"

There goes the respect

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke are you two really going to live together for a while?"

abso fuckin' lutely

El Padrino said...

is this like a shooting game?

El Padrino said...

"abso fuckin' lutely"

The Break-Up

El Padrino said...

your a damn fool

JFreak said...

"is this like a shooting game?"

fps...not as good as call of duty, but pretty good for a free game.

El Padrino said...

UNDER for me too

JFreak said...

Easy mac is good.

Tyler said...

"deke are you two really going to live together for a while?

abso fuckin' lutely"

You seem excited about this.

Tyler said...

Which is odd.

Tyler said...

Because she's your ex.

Tyler said...

And normally, that would be awkward.

tem said...

"efmmize will understand. She'll move out so Deluxe can move in"

hilarity

blue said...

meiz should rent the breakup and watch it for tips on what to do

tem said...

"i hope that they aren't opening a branch that handicaps football games"

he said they were searching for talent.

blue said...

"this is how I am when i'm single..i keep weird hours, i come home drunk....i like to watch my highlights late at night"

tem said...

"Megan Fox has filmed a "really hot" lesbian love scene for her new zombie movie."

i am leaving now to go get in line for this movie.

tem said...

"Over/under on Mize and efmmize getting drunk one night and bumping uglies: 9 days. Place your bets accordingly."

over

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"The Break-Up"

Pretty much.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"over"


Tem is wise.

JFreak said...

dirty sanchez starting, mustain third string

looks like carroll doesn't believe in keith.

Keith S said...

What does Petey know? He's a defensive guy

blue said...

but mustain started 8-0 in the SEC as a freshman

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel like puking.

isiah thomas said...

and G's to Gents has been outstanding lately.

last night when T Jones starting singing Amazing Grace before eating the blowfish was hysterical.

isiah thomas said...

and Cee going : "I'm gentlemen checking you" was equally funny.

and creeper trying to pronounce the gook names was great "mista yamamamammayoto-san"

creeper talking in general is hilarity.

isiah thomas said...

quick push

isiah thomas said...

hundo

isiah thomas said...

I'm going for the LOV perfect game today.

Tyler said...

G's to Gents has been FREAKIN OUTSTANDING. The "brofish"/Amazing Grace part was awesome. And Creepa needs his own show.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where da hos at?

isiah thomas said...

the gook guys were taking the gook tarking to the extreme - made it even more enjoyabre.

Tyler said...

The best quote from when I was in Vegas was when my girlfriend said, "It's bright outside, I gotta bust out the hater blockers."

isiah thomas said...

hata blocka's is awesomeness

JFreak said...

December 6th

De la hoya vs Pacquiao

Tyler said...

WHAT?

JFreak said...

some dude on sportscenter (not mort) just said that they will announce the fight tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

creepa is hilarious, agreed

Tyler said...

Dammit, that Pavlik/Hopkins fight better is on PPV.

El Padrino said...

fire torre is hilarious
i rooted for those blazers too t

tem said...

"that Pavlik/Hopkins fight better is on PPV."

better is on is HDH

El Padrino said...

food blog bach

El Padrino said...

use steroids, take your shirt off, repeat, until this day comes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Steroids are the better

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That acne is the nastiest shit I've ever seen.

isiah thomas said...

hotdamn that's disgusting.

tem said...

i think i am glad i never click el pad links until after people have commented.

Keith S said...

On this day in 2000...

Cynthia Cooper led the Houston Comets to a fourth straight WNBA title, and retired after the game having won her fourth straight Finals MVP award

tem said...

cynthia cooper was just too good.

tem said...

zorse racing >>>>>> WNBA

isiah thomas said...

we need something counteract that link, I give you the most beautiful woman in all the world:

here


sfw

El Padrino said...

zeke only me and you have love for jolie

El Padrino said...

before you guys read it anywhere else i have the jags winning the super bowl






so what

isiah thomas said...

Angie has never been a topic of convo here, I figured it was safe to post.

Keith S said...

zorse racing ≈ WNBA

isiah thomas said...

zeke only me and you have love for jolie

I ♥ Angie like Deke ♥'s Prince's backpussy.

isiah thomas said...

I'd do Lauren Jackson.

isiah thomas said...

Jags - nice. Their O will be nice, even with their brokedick wrs.

they finally signed Harvey today.

tem said...

who is angelina jolie?

tem said...

"Lauren Jackson."

i went to hike school with a girl with this name.

you would not do her.

El Padrino said...

DG is solid

El Padrino said...

Clemson looks awfully good this year in CFB....T Bowden fucking that up?

El Padrino said...

tem stop it

tem said...

bowden will fuck it up for sure.

tem said...

"tem stop it"

you think zeke would do her? i mean have you seen her? i went to hike school with her. i feel confident that i am right that he would not do her.

isiah thomas said...

T Bowden fucking that up?

fo sho.

I was shocked when I saw he's been there what 9 or 10 yrs already?

rev said...

anyone see that mets game last night?

i did 10 velveeta keg stands right after, fuck yea!

Beth said...

"zeke only me and you have love for jolie"

Nope, not only you two.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bert's dickipedia entry is awesome.

isiah thomas said...

the jags O-coordinator is good, another year in that O and DG will be solid again.

the OC used to coach at ASU, bad HC, good OC.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fake rev. Nice.

Keith S said...

rev is the new aitch

Keith S said...

"T Bowden fucking that up?"

They'll win the ACC because it's not that great this year.

isiah thomas said...

is that the real Fathead?

Keith S said...

Fuck Dirk Koetter

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jolie looks like she's 60.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

no that was just me in a fat suit

isiah thomas said...

Jolie looks like she's 60.

no younger than 65

isiah thomas said...

nice work spiffg

blue said...

"Fuck Dirk Koetter"

Koetter was the OC at Oregon when they were really good with Akili Smiff and Joey Harrington

and he was the head coach at Boise State that started them on the run they've been on the last 8 years or so.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

freak

it's sock-sy time, bery niiice, myes

tem said...

blue says welcome back Koetter

isiah thomas said...

Jolie looks like she's 60.

deke you need to get pics of the heffers you're going to saddle up with, try to interview them, pre and post make sexy time.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

some bikini pics of dem gymnast chicks

johnson is too buff, sacramone is in the last pic

blue said...

blake lively is overrated


how many times has freak seen sisterhood of the traveling pants, just to see Blake?

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

El Padrino said...

beth and jolie making out in my head right now

paula pierce has a vagina said...

how is blake lively overrated, she doesnt get a ton of press

JFreak said...

"how many times has freak seen sisterhood of the traveling pants, just to see Blake?"

twice.

El Padrino said...

i'd play too if i was on steroids

blue said...

"how is blake lively overrated, she doesnt get a ton of press"

and she doesn't deserve any

isiah thomas said...

blocked on the gymnastic pics.

Johnson cleans up nicely, or at least she did when Costas interviewed her.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fuck, freaks gonna get a hold and save

blue said...

merriman is a moron

JFreak said...

"and she doesn't deserve any"

you are rigoddmandiculous.

tem said...

what's blake lively?

blue said...

johnson is too muscly in a bikini

the picture with johnny sac's daughter is the only one worthy of looking at.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

tyler,
cliff lee is on the radio, beware of eargasm

Keith S said...

"Koetter was the OC at Oregon when they were really good with Akili Smiff and Joey Harrington

and he was the head coach at Boise State that started them on the run they've been on the last 8 years or so."


So? He was an annual underachiever here.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"what's blake lively"

female, blonde, pretty face, tall with curves

paula pierce has a vagina said...

johnson might break your equipment no doubt

Keith S said...

Stop it. Johnson is 16.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke you need to get pics of the heffers you're going to saddle up with, try to interview them, pre and post make sexy time."

I'll try.

tem said...

"female, blonde, pretty face, tall with curves"

so is the chick that interviews people here, but she ain't worth linking.

tem said...

deke will be back with efmdeke in 17 days.

blue said...

"So? He was an annual underachiever here"

keef, it's ASU they're always going to suck

Keith S said...

Heffers? In Wisconsin? Get outta here.

isiah thomas said...

Stop it. Johnson is 16.

is 18 legal or is it 16 in most states?

16 is good for heavy petting at least right?

blue said...

"so is the chick that interviews people here, but she ain't worth linking."

exactly...blake lively is average

isiah thomas said...

never heard of blake lively

ns

Keith S said...

Hey everyone, it's blue, the smarmy rocky mountain oyster

tem said...

"never heard of blake lively

ns"

same

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Stop it. Johnson is 16."

Pipe down, you old codger.

tem said...

"16 is good for heavy petting at least right?"

16 is good for jail. the real jail, not the cinemax jail.

isiah thomas said...

the picture with johnny sac's daughter is the only one worthy of looking at.

Scarbone is a tomcat fo sho.

Keith S said...

I'd say the same thing even if I was 20, pecos

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke will be back with efmdeke in 17 days."

I'd say that's a realistic time frame.

isiah thomas said...

16 is good for jail. the real jail, not the cinemax jail.

in that case the Shawn Johnson countdown clock to 18 has started and I disavow all knowledge of her till then.

don't pull an Olsen Twins on us Shawn.

isiah thomas said...

sneak attack

isiah thomas said...

older

isiah thomas said...

older

isiah thomas said...

older

blue said...

"Hey everyone, it's blue, the smarmy rocky mountain oyster"

it's like blaming a coach for taking over the bungles and not winning games

isiah thomas said...

older

isiah thomas said...

older

isiah thomas said...

older

isiah thomas said...

older

paula pierce has a vagina said...

""never heard of blake lively

ns"

same"

exactly, overrated is a major reach

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