Monday, August 18, 2008

Now, who else wanna fuck wit Evergreen Court?

I'm gonna start the post before I'm too hammered, for a change.

The Bob Saget roast is hilarious.

Our local Cedarburg Mercs baseball club won the north division title this Saturday. Awesome. 20-1 on the season so far. The 23rd is a playoff game against the south division champs. I won't be able to attend, sadly. Hopefully, I'll have some decent footage from the bach party.

Here's crappy footage of a dickhead that doesn't know how to cook on a grill:



Gonna hit the iPod on a brief walk. Be right back. I need to think my way into some material. I'll most likely fail, but that's not a surprise.

Yep. No new material. Saw some drunk honeys, but that's about it.

Misty May and Kerri(sp) Walsh are not good looking. I'll take women's indoor volleyball over beach. More girls, sexier uniforms.

Ugh. Remember when Cat Osterman used to be cute? Yeah, not so much anymore.

I love me some Asian women. And Brazilian women. And Nat Coughlin.

Lovieanne Jung is hot.

This week's "interview". My scheduled interview completely flaked. This one's with Woody. We love the six footer playing left. Tasty.

You might need to either turn up the volume or use headphones. My camera is a POS.







Fuck it. I'll post it now.

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Keith S said...

Here's crappy footage of a dickhead that doesn't know how to work a camera:


*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No. I could use a better camera, but I don't want to waste hours of time to upload a video.

Keith S said...

So you'd rather waste minutes of our time with that nonsense?

Keith S said...

Selfish bastard

Keith S said...

WWL featured comment...

"Maybe he will have to change his name to 'Oucho Cinco.'"


Oh man, those ESPN commenters are so hilarity

Tyler said...

Hey, Shaky McShakestein, that second video game me motion sickness.

Tyler said...

That second video was even worser than the Blaire Witch Project. I didn't think that was ever going to be possible, but there you go.

Tyler said...

I keed, I keed.

Tyler said...

I've already used my adds for the week in FMLB. Awesome.

Tyler said...

A z right before I catch some real Zzzzzzs.

Beth said...

With Meiz mentioning hot Olympians in his post, now's a good time for me to submit a couple lesser known athletes (these come from a triathlon forum I sometimes read):

Leryn Franco, Paraguayan javelin thrower - pic here and here and here

Stephanie Rice, Australian swimmer - pics here and here and here

And they didn't quite make the Olympics apparently, but I still thought everyone might appreciate the Brazilian synchronized swimmers shown in several pictures here.

(all of these are SFW)

El Padrino said...

Paraguay one i saw last week, she's smokin.

El Padrino said...

Jamaicans are fast.

Tyler said...

Speaking of hot chicks, new girl as Lara Craft in the next Tomb Raider movie. I likey.

El Padrino said...

oooooo

Beth said...

Tyler, who is that? What's her name?

El Padrino said...

i have to blog about the wedding i was at last night

it was strange

El Padrino said...

reyes is off today btw

Beth said...

"i have to blog about the wedding i was at last night"

You should've taken a very shaky video camera to it, you could've posted it on Friday as your new gimmick...

El Padrino said...

that's funny

blue said...

i'm feeling very olympic today

blue said...

fucking jamaican sprinters are on roids

blue said...

TP didn't get enough innings for his pitchers so he lost all the pitching categories

blue said...

powerrankings will be later today

El Padrino said...

my team is sinking like a rock
no hitting all of the sudden

blue said...

i'm having a hard time staying sour on the broncos after they handled the cowboys saturday night...but i'm still sour

El Padrino said...

your always like that

all you do is complain during the week about your FFB yet your in 1st place

blue said...

low expectations are easy to fulfill

blue said...

or something like that

El Padrino said...

it's borderline annoying
cut it out

fuckin simmons does that

El Padrino said...

although you can go out on a limb and say the rockies aint gonna rip off 24 in a row

blue said...

Well the broncos aren't winning more than 10 games this season, i'm not sold on their defense, they should be fine on offense...Cutler has looked very very good

blue said...

rockies are still only 8 games out, it's still possible to make a run

blue said...

and unlike EP, i've never had a team that has won a championship...they're always a disappointment

El Padrino said...

Broncos went back to back dude. Were you not a fan of them then?

El Padrino said...

USA destroyed Dirk's team.

blue said...

no, i didn't live here and I hated Elway

blue said...

watching Kobe and Lebron cheer for Phelps made me proud of them boys

blue said...

showed that they were true olympians instead of spoiled self-centered superstars.

blue said...

why would the rays game get cancelled because of a hurricane? they play in a dome, they'll be fine

tem said...

i'm here now.

El Padrino said...

hated elway?

strange

blue said...

congrats

blue said...

did you get any wedding as on saturday?

Beth said...

"why would the rays game get cancelled because of a hurricane? they play in a dome, they'll be fine"

Yeah, that's what Philips Arena and the Georgia Dome thought.

El Padrino said...

good point by elizabeth

El Padrino said...

the 0.01 shot

blue said...

beth uses too much logic to be a woman

Beth said...

"beth uses too much logic to be a woman"

Under that rationale, many (most?) LOV regulars are too whiney to be men...

tem said...

"did you get any wedding as on saturday?"

no wedding as.

it was a fun wedding though. the reception was held on a golf course, so we ended up playing drunken "golf." we had no clubs so we just threw the balls.

Beth said...

And EP, I saw that pic over the weekend of the Phelps .01 win. For an interesting take on the supposed pre-race comments that Cavic (the other swimmer) made and about the protest go here to see what Cavic has to say about all that on his website.

Tyler said...

Beth, here's the article about the Tomb Raider chick. She's a gymnast from London.

Beth said...

I'm a linking machine today...

Beth said...

"we had no clubs so we just threw the balls"

TWSS?

El Padrino said...

Troy Smith is starting in Baltimore?

wft

blue said...

troy smith is a beast

tem said...

swimming protest? please advice...

blue said...

cavic was a crybaby after he lost to phelps by .01 so he filed a protest saying that phelps wasn't being fair

Tyler said...

24-Month No-Interest Financing on Select HDTVs from Amazon.com. Damn you Amazon.

Beth said...

"cavic was a crybaby after he lost to phelps by .01 so he filed a protest saying that phelps wasn't being fair"

Actually, it wasn't Cavic or his coach but Serbia's Olympic Committee. It's all in the link to Cavic's website.

Tyler said...

This one is looking mighty tasty...

blue said...

"Actually, it wasn't Cavic or his coach but Serbia's Olympic Committee. It's all in the link to Cavic's website."

::charlie brown teacher voice::

El Padrino said...

Do it, T. Do it.

Keith S said...

"that second video game me motion sickness."


HDH

Keith S said...

"hated elway?

strange"


I fucking hate that guy.

blue said...

"I fucking hate that guy."


and now his son is at ASU so you can hate him even more because his son sucks

El Padrino said...

but why?
should i hate him?

Tyler said...

This one is $500 less. Is the 120Hz really worth 5 hundo? Is it that much clearer?

tem said...

did they give any details on how phelps cheated?? or did they just say he must be cheating...

tem said...

everyone should hate him.

he has a zorse face.

Tyler said...

That's the only difference in the specs. 120Hz and it makes the contrast a little better.

El Padrino said...

T, side by side, maybe you can tell
worth $500? No.

blue said...

"should i hate him?"

i respect that he was a good QB now, but he was a jerk, arrogant dickhead

Keith S said...

"and now his son is at ASU so you can hate him even more because his son sucks"

His son will get less action than tem.

Keith S said...

i keed

tem said...

i'm gonna go eat. i am hungry.

Tyler said...

I might have to walk over to BestBuy on break and check it out.

tem said...

"His son will get less action than tem."


your and as.

blue said...

"His son will get less action than tem."


this season for sure, but he's the QB of the future, which means Erickson is retiring and ASU will be a last place team in 3 years

Keith S said...

"Troy Smith is starting in Baltimore?

wft"

They don't have much to choose from.

Tyler said...

"T, side by side, maybe you can tell
worth $500? No."

That's what I'm thinking. I will go over to Best Buy on break and report back. That price is too good to pass on. It's like 4 hundo more at Best Buy. Plus free shipping through Amazon.

I'd have to pull a keef and wait until I move to hook up the HD.

Beth said...

"did they give any details on how phelps cheated?? or did they just say he must be cheating..."

I don't think the details ever came out. But to the naked eye it looked like Phelps surely lost (his own mother held up 2 fingers when they finished cause she was sure Phelps got second) so I'm guessing it was based on that. Once they saw the pic EP linked they dropped it apparently.

Tyler said...

And the 24 months no interest is nice.

Tyler said...

That's like $78 a month. Sweet.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

stephanie rice has a crazy side bite, funny how her breakup with the other aussie swimmer only affected him, dude sucked hoff style these olympics

El Padrino said...

Good deal....

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fnfl team sucks, fucking autodraft, fucking draft time

isiah thomas said...

Cavic's coach filed the protest. Phelp's coach used to be UM's coach. Now Cavic's coach is the new UM coach.

NS

f that guy

isiah thomas said...

fnfl team sucks, fucking autodraft, fucking draft time

that's at least 3 freak

isiah thomas said...

EP - let's get this TO/Bush deal hammered out today.

Beth said...

"Cavic's coach filed the protest."

Not according to Cavic.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I will go over to Best Buy on break and report back. "

stores dont usually have there TVs hooked up/calibrated properly so seeing it there wont make a difference, it may look like shit there but look great at home. check out avs forum, theres probably a thread on there devoted to the TV you want. Those videophiles nitpick everything so there should be many details

Keith S said...

TO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bush

isiah thomas said...

difference isn't that big in PPR also its not a 1-for-1.

isiah thomas said...

Not according to Cavic.

according to the broadcast I watched, NBC prob had it wrong.

Tyler said...

Word Spiff, thanks.

Keith S said...

Aussie whales are the dumber

El Padrino said...

zeke?
wft you off?

isiah thomas said...

negative, un-nazi'd late Friday.

isiah thomas said...

I still can't get to any ".blogspot.com" sites though.

El Padrino said...

awesome

El Padrino said...

but listen i cant trade TO without getting Colston back

i mean serious, TO, while i hate him and his entire family , is really really good

El Padrino said...

who gets the $20? Keef?

Keith S said...

EP
I just emailed you Friday's post

Keith S said...

"who gets the $20? Keef?"

huh?

isiah thomas said...

I hear you, I was trying to work it w/o Colston.

I'd rather have Colston/Bush than TO/DW though.

El Padrino said...

Keep Bush, give me K Smith and Colston for TO and Deangelo?

El Padrino said...

$20 for FFB? No?

I love playing for nothing.

S

El Padrino said...

nice email
looks like a 5 turder later today

isiah thomas said...

Bush, Kevin Smith, Santana Moss for TO.

Keith S said...

I don't think we're paying for FFB

isiah thomas said...

not sure if this was brought up last week, re: gynastics.

I loved it when Liukin would get chalk on her muff bone. (ns)

isiah thomas said...

let me save keef the trouble:

"gynastics" is hook-da-hook

Keith S said...

"looks like a 5 turder later today"

It speeds up in the middle

Keith S said...

I previewed it, and it's not that long

Keith S said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

3 turder

El Padrino said...

"Bush, Kevin Smith, Santana Moss for TO."

not a moss fan, and this would create a serious RB backlog

isiah thomas said...

keef you hear there was a flood in that camp in the GC that you linked up yesterday?

isiah thomas said...

is there any combo that will get this done that doesn't include Colston?

El Padrino said...

not likely, it would just make me weak at WR without MC

isiah thomas said...

autodraft didn't do a great job picking some teams, look what it did to deke's squad....yikes.

Keith S said...

"keef you hear there was a flood in that camp in the GC that you linked up yesterday?"

Yeah, saw that this morning. Weird timing

tem said...

i don't hate my autodraft team.

El Padrino said...

1-0 mets

Keith S said...

They should probably beat Pittsburgh

El Padrino said...

going for 7 in a row, gotta beat the bad temas on the sked...

tem said...

pirates suck.

blue said...

i don't hate my autodraft team."

auto-draft is on your side

tem said...

i will actually say that autodraft did a decent job for me.

not the best, but decent enough.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck work

isiah thomas said...

this place needs PEDs

tem said...

some HGH is needed.

Tyler said...

"autodraft didn't do a great job picking some teams, look what it did to deke's squad....yikes."

Awesome. It's good to have daytime Zeke back.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well EP provides us with plenty of HDH

tem said...

HDH will have to do.

tem said...

call me crazy, but i don't hate deke's team.

isiah thomas said...

I'm just breaking deke's balls about his team, haven't really peeped game. He was coming unglued at the draft.

isiah thomas said...

and it was good to see Scarbone get denied a medal at the individual events. She got beat out by a chick who landed on her knees on one of her vaults.

IN YOUR FACE!

tem said...

landing on your knees is worth more points.

chicks on their knees >>>>> chicks on their feet.

tem said...

scarbone should had let her top fly off, she would have gotten gold.

isiah thomas said...

chicks on their knees >>>>> chicks on their feet.

good point, Scarbone should have vaulted topless as she has huge bitties for a gymnast.

topless vaulting >>>> hermaphrodite (hermaphroditic?)chinese women vaulting

blue said...

deke's draft strategy:

1. Get as drunk as possible
2. Wait until its your turn to start looking at the players to pick
3. Panic
4. Take a drink of alcoholic mixture
5. panic
6. look at clock and realize you have no time left
7. Take another drink.
8. Select whomever is at the top of the draft rankings
9. complain about the pick
10. Drink
11. Heckle other drafters
12. Drink
13. forget to look at who to pick next round


and repeat 14 times.

isiah thomas said...

hermaphroditic > D-

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate my team. Actually, not really. I just hate Tyler for stealing my handcuff one spot in front of me.

isiah thomas said...

topless vaulting i2i, don't act like you're not impressed

tem said...

keith, that housing tax "credit" information :

Buyers must to start paying back the loan within two years, at a rate of no more than $500 a year for 15 years. When the the home is sold, any outstanding balance will be repaid from the profit; if it's sold at a loss and the difference will be forgiven.

blue said...

somebody said the german chick who won that event was actually a dude

tem said...

i am super impressed with the topless vault i2i.

tem said...

that is a solid draft strategy.

isiah thomas said...

and repeat 14 times.

and repeat for his other team (deluxe)

tem said...

i do wish my draft would have picked westbrook instead of SJax.

If SJax sits out for 8 weeks then that will be a wasted pick...

isiah thomas said...

the German man took 2nd in the vault, he's 33 (ns)

isiah thomas said...

but if Westbrook is out 9 weeks, it was a solid pick.

blue said...

i like that autodraft always picks 2 kickers and 2 defenses

tem said...

yes, that is true.

tem said...

autodraft only picked me 1 defense.

tem said...

but it did pick 2 kickers.

one of which is being dropped right now for a receiver or something.

tem said...

the yes that is true was for zeke's comment.

blue's comment was a lie.

isiah thomas said...

Computer Update:

status = Delivery Preparation

blue said...

tem got lucky only getting 1 defense

isiah thomas said...

I left the draft before my final pick, I had a kicker in my watch list or whatever and Yahoo! drafted a RB instead.

blue said...

i also laugh that autodraft starts taking kickers and defense in like the 8th round

El Padrino said...

autodraft sucks

gore blows

isiah thomas said...

anyone here good with Access?

please advice

blue said...

randy moss is destiny for a very shitty year

El Padrino said...

blue's gotta a fever

blue said...

a fever for more cowbell

El Padrino said...

some guy just said "if there weren't any mondays i'd hate tuesdays"

dont worry, i shanked him right then and there

Keith S said...

On this day in 1992...

Basketball star Larry Bird retired after 13 seasons with the Boston Celtics. Bird had led Boston to three NBA titles and earnt three straight league MVP awards.

Keith S said...

Just got a HDH email from HR...

"Conquer yourPublic Speaking Butterfiles!"

tem said...

i thought the legend played more than 13 seasons.

i was wrong.

Keith S said...

The Wendy's Baconator radio ad is d-u-m. Chick says "If people who don't eat meat are called vegetarians, what do you call people who love meat? Meatatarians?"

Um, they're called carnivores

blue said...

"On this day in 1992..."

el retardo wept for 9 hours straight

*fixed

tem said...

wendy's is dum

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke's draft strategy:...and repeat 14 times."


That was dead balls accurate.

Keith S said...

"keith, that housing tax "credit" information :"

Interesting

Keith S said...

"i do wish my draft would have picked westbrook instead of SJax."

I'll trade you the Tampa D for SJax

Tyler said...

Blue, please change #8 to the following:

8. In the last 10 seconds of the countdown timer, panic, then just select whomever is at the top of the draft rankings.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"anyone here good with Access?"

used to be. haven't used it since '02

Keith S said...

#6 says he doesn't have any time left

Keith S said...

I bought 4 of the $5 movie posters last night.

Keith S said...

I wish the keeper league had PPR

Tyler said...

Checked out the TV. 120Hz is a little brighter and a little sharper, but that's if you're standing really close. If you back up, there's really not much of a diff.

Keith S said...

Well at least you'll be able to move the couch greater > than 3 feet away from the TV

El Padrino said...

what's going on with that keeper league on ESPN

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Checked out the TV. 120Hz is a little brighter and a little sharper"

cant you just increase brightness/sharpness on the other TV

Keith S said...

Select your keepers before Wednesday afternoon. Draft Sunday night

Tyler said...

Duly noted. I just wanted it on the record that this happened for 90 freakin' percent of Deke's picks.

Tyler said...

Word Spiff, I didn't see anything to convince me to spend the extra dough.

Tyler said...

My coworker was trying to talk me into getting a 50" Panasonic Plasma but it's like the same price as the more expensive Sony.

Tyler said...

So I'll probably be making a purchase in the next couple of days.

Keith S said...

it's like the same price as the more expensive Sony.

huh?

Tyler said...

Problems:

1. No HD until I buy a condo or house.
2. I have a huge entertainment center with my old 32" TV. It's a Sony Wega CRT, so I can't move it by myself and I don't really have a place to put the entertainment center.

But I guess I can deal with it for a couple of months.

Keith S said...

"I'd have to pull a keef and wait until I move to hook up the HD."

When are you moving?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"8. In the last 10 seconds of the countdown timer, panic, then just select whomever is at the top of the draft rankings."

The only time I actually panicked was when Tyler took Fred Taylor. After that, I highlighted my picks and let the clock run down to be a dick.

Keith S said...

That Sony Wega CRT was pretty popular about 5 years ago. I had one, and I knew about 6 or 7 other people that had 1.

Tyler said...

50" Panasonic Plasma = 52" Sony LCD 120Hz > 52" Sony LCD 60Hz (by about $400-$500).

Keith S said...

oh, gotcha

Keith S said...

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