Friday, August 22, 2008

Mr. As College Preview

2008 Top-25 College Footyball Preview

This is where the teams are right now, not where they’ll end the season.

(1) Georgia - Best team that Mark Richt has had in his tenure at UGA. Knowshon Moreno is the real deal. Stafford kind of has a downs-like appearance to him. I loved watching him on Life Goes On. They have a tough schedule this year, with a trip to Tempe, the Cocktail Party against what should be an improved FU team, and in conference road games at South Carolina, LSU, and Auburn. But of course, they play in the S.E.C., so their schedule is tough every year. I can see this team going 10-2 with that schedule. Their other problem is they need dudes to stop doing stupid shit and getting suspended. They will be missing 5 for their opening game against GA Southern, who is no pushover. This won’t be an App State/UM type of result, but GS will be able to hang with them for a while. Their O-line is starting 4 soph & 1 freshman, and even though the 4 soph started last year as rookies, they might have problems protecting the retard.
Key games – Sept 20th @ ASU, Oct 25th @ LSU, Nov 1st FU, Nov 15th @ Auburn
Projection: 10-2

(2) Ohio State - Remember that I said this preview is for where teams are now, not where they’ll end up. Beanie Wells is the best RB in the country. The defense is returning just about everyone. The team as a whole is returning 20 starters. The kicking game is solid as usual. Now, with all that said, there are holes on this team that could doom them this year. The #1 problem is the QB. Todd Boeckman is decent, but that’s it. He showed in the LSU game that the game should not be put in his hands. They were doing well running the ball, but as soon as they went away from that and let him throw it, they were D-U-N. They have 4 returning starters on the O-line, so give the ball to Beanie and don’t let Boeckman lose it. I am excited to see how Terrell Pryor is going to fit into the plans. Everyone is comparing Boeckman/Pryor to Leak/Tebow, but I don’t see it. Pryor is not a raging homo who wears jorts.
Key games – Sept 13 @ USC, Oct 4th @ Sconnie, Nov 15th @ Illinois, Nov 22nd UM
Projection: 10-2

(3) Southern Cal - Once again, Petey has his team loaded with blue-chippers. I fucking hate that guy. As usual, they have a shitload of depth at RB, led by Joe McKnight, who might be one of the top 3 most talented players in the country. He has as much talent as Reggie Bush. Sanchez is the starter for now at QB, but my guess is that by midseason he’ll lose the job to Arkansas transfer Mitch Mustain. The dislocated kneecap probably doesn't help his cause. I’m not sure who they’re going to throw to, because their top receiver from last year, the goddman TE, was drafted by the Redskins in April. McKnight might lead the team in rushing & receiving this year. The defense again will be full of playmakers led by their linebacker corps. The schedule is on their side this year as all of their big games are going to be played in LA. Even if they only get decent play from the QB position, this team could be playing in Miami in January.
Key games – Sept 13th tOSU, Oct 4th Oregon, Oct 11th ASU, Dec 6th @ UCLA
Projection: 11-1

(4) The FU Tebows - So much talent, where to start with this team. Percy Harvin is another freak ath-a-lete with worlds of talent. Tebow won the Heisman or something last year. Archie’s record is safe, Tebow won’t win another one. They need one of their RB’s to lighten the load for Tebow or he’s not going to make it through the season. I’ve never heard of their RB’s, but one is a transfer from USC so he’s probably good. Their O-line is the strongest unit on the team (TWSS). They still need some help on the defensive side of the ball. They’ve got a solid LB corps, but the secondary is questionable..
Key games – Sept 6th Miami, Sept 20th @ Tenn, Oct 11th LSU, Nov 1st UGA
Projection: 12-1 *win SEC Championship

(5) Oklahoma - Stoops has the same problem as tOSU lately when it comes to bowls, but dude wins games from August to December. Sam Bradford is coming off of a solid rookie season, he could be in the Heisman race this year.
Random side note: Josh Heupel is the QB coach, but bank on this: he will be head coach somewhere within the next 4-5 years. The guy knows football. He grew up the son of a football coach, won a Nat’l Championship, came in 2nd for the Heisman, and he really wasn’t all that talented. But he knows football. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
They have tons of talent on this team. Great offense, good defense, good coaching. Special teams might hurt them. Their schedule doesn’t look that difficult. Only big road game is at A&M. They play KU & Nebraska at home.
Key games – Oct 11th Texas, Oct 18th KU, Nov 8th @ A&M
Projection: 12-1 *Loss comes in Big 12 Championship

I’ll get a little less long winded for the rest of the top 25.

(6) WVU - Loads of offense. Not a whole lot of defense. Pat White will be a Heisman finalist. Noel Devine is fast. O-line is awesome. They’ll score 45 and give up 35 per game.
Key games – Sept 6th @ ECU, Oct 4th Rutgers, Oct 23rd Auburn, Nov 8th Cincy
Projection: 10-2

(7) Missouri - I don’t know how this team went 12-2 last year. But they could make another run this year. Chase Daniel is back for his senior year. O-line is a question mark, though. Defense is good, but has to replace a lot of talent on the line.
Key games – Aug 30th Illini, Oct 18th @ Texas, Nov 29 KU
Projection: 11-2 *Win Big 12 Championship

(8) Auburn - I don’t know shit about this team, but they’re in the SEC and the “experts” have them in the top-10. Apparently their defense is A+ and they have good coaching. Works for me.
Key games – Sept 20th LSU, Oct 23rd @ LSU, Nov 15th UGA, Nov 29th @ ‘bama
Projection: 10-3 *Loss comes in SEC Championship

(9) Clemson - This is Tommy Bowden’s best team that he’s had in 9 seasons. If they don’t make some noise this year, he could be joining Terry on the ABC set. The D is loaded with playmakers in the secondary, and their RBs are among the best in the country.
Key games – Aug 30th ‘bama, Oct 9th @ Wake, Nov 8th @ FSU, Nov 29th Spurriers
Projection: 11-2 *Win ACC Championship

(10) BYU - I fucking hate BYU. But they’ve got a solid program with one of the best young coaches in the country. They’ll be a BCS buster this year.
Key games – Sept 13th UCLA, Oct 16th @ TCU, Nov 22nd @ Utah
Projection: 12-0

(11) ‘Sconnie, (12) LSU, (13) KU, (14) Texas, (15) Cho’s, (16) ASU, (17) Texas Tech, (18) Tennessee, (19) S. Florida, (20) Oregon, (21) Fresno, (22) Penn St, (23) Wake Forest, (24) Utar, (25) Notre Dame…..I keed. #25 is Cincy.

BCS Bowls
Orange Bowl - Clemson versus BYU
Rose Bowl - tOSU versus Oklahoma
Sugar Bowl - UGA versus WVU
Fiesta Bowl - Missouri versus ‘Sconnie
BCS title - USC versus FU

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Tyler said...

Those baton drops were brutal.

Tyler said...

T-Minus 24 hours until Vegas.

Tyler said...

Coldplay is the worse.

Tyler said...

I'd love to hang out and talk to myself, but I have to get ready to sit in traffic.

El Padrino said...

do work son

El Padrino said...

took manning, got wayne on the way back

El Padrino said...

what is that speed walking fake running shit those women were doing last night on universal?

El Padrino said...

"U.S. to conduct review after track failures"

inject needle into thigh
run

blue said...

track team is a bunch of failures

tem said...

"Key games – Sept 6th @ ECU, Oct 4th Rutgers, Oct 23rd Auburn, Nov 8th Cincy"

tem said...

hilarity

blue said...

those games are key

blue said...

but probably also key is the game they play in Boulder against CU

blue said...

i would have just listed their schedule and said "key games"

tem said...

ECU and Rutgers are tough.

tem said...

I would have probably said Pitt, Auburn, Col and Cinci.

Beth said...

Some "inside" info about Georgia I just heard yesterday talking to a UGA fanatic: Apparently when they started practicing again Richt sent Knowshown home for a week to stay with his grandma cause he was way too full of himself and needed to come back down to earth.

I'm not sure if it's true and even if it is I'm not sure if that will affect his production, but still not what you want to hear if you're a UGA fan.

Beth said...

Well the guys are clearly not the best representations for Georgia fans, but at least their t-shirts are pretty funny.

Beth said...

And EP, as much as I hate to admit it, I kinda have to agree with you about Stafford's appearance.

Beth said...

But GA Southern will not hang with the Dawgs. I think you're wrong there.

Beth said...

Ok, had to get the UGA Z. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

tem said...

"And EP, as much as I hate to admit it, I kinda have to agree with you about Stafford's appearance."

keith (mr. as.) wrote the preview.

tem said...

"But GA Southern will not hang with the Dawgs. I think you're wrong there."

sounds like the makings of a tits and as. bet.

Beth said...

"keith (mr. as.) wrote the preview"

Oops, I just assumed since it was EP's regular posting day he wrote it. My bad.

Beth said...

Nice use of t&a there Tem.

tem said...

i combat warred with freak yesterday.

we were the worse.

tem said...

it's always good to work a little t&a into the conversation.

tem said...

WWL dumb as. stuff:

"USA wins this game so easily that by mid-second quarter the refs will be sitting in the stands. "


why the fuck would the refs be in the stands? does that happen in blow outs and i missed it? wft mayne?

blue said...

yeah, i combat warred with freak for a bit last night too....we sucked

blue said...

he decided it would be a good idea to play where the only weapon you could use is the knife.

that was dum

El Padrino said...

T, a xmas gift for you!

blue said...

9-4


USA
USA
USA

tem said...

knife game sucks

tem said...

blue, are you watching on tv, or the intraweb?

tem said...

i am following it on wwl. does nbc have a better feed or anything?

blue said...

i was just following the boxscore online

tem said...

oh, then you know just as much as me.

blue said...

16-4 now, no messing around with manu and his bald spot

tem said...

phone answering lady was talking about how great Michael Phelp's personality was. So I told her I thought Phelps was all wet.

She did not get it.

blue said...

"oh, then you know just as much as me"

probably less

tem said...

21-4

tem said...

play by play updated every 30 is the faster.

tem said...

baldy has 2 fouls already.

El Padrino said...

and 9 flops to his credit

El Padrino said...

did rodgers and daushasser win gold last night? i fell asleep

blue said...

yes, the won

tem said...

"did rodgers and daushasser win gold last night? "


::blank stare::

iammebeingme said...

they basketball is not on tv anywhere.. im gonna go fucking insane. i hate nbc and their shitty fucking coverage. all the other games were on, and now they are showing table fucking tennis instead.

i want to physically harm someone.

tem said...

30-11 wft, USA, letting them getting double digits is the worse.

tem said...

in nashville you can hurt people and get away with it.

just tell the cops you know Dale.

blue said...

"they basketball is not on tv anywhere.. "

tape delay


it's on the olympic basketball channel if your cable operator has that

iammebeingme said...

and i dont even have a listing for the "basketball channel", nor do i think comcast even carries that..

if i gotta watch this game on this shitty, choppy ass streaming video online, im gonna commit murder.

i am not happy.

blue said...

"just tell the cops you know Dale."


or that you know Johnny Cash

tem said...

"if i gotta watch this game on this shitty, choppy ass streaming video online"

please advice...where is it online?

blue said...

his friends call him JC

tem said...

or that you knew Johnny Cash

*fixed


Cash is dead, everyone in Nashville knows this.

iammebeingme said...

how do u all of a sudden not show this event live on the same channel youve been showing it on the entire time? this is fuckin ridiculous.

iammebeingme said...

nbcolympics.com has the streaming video.. after u install some whackass plugin.

and the stream is shit.

tem said...

"how do u all of a sudden not show this event live on the same channel youve been showing it on the entire time? this is fuckin ridiculous."

Regis and Kelly are on. Regis would kill a man if he got prempted.

blue said...

no way JC is dead, he was just in a movie with marky mark

tem said...

i'll just "watch" the play by play on wwl.

El Padrino said...

Check Universal or CNBC or MSNBC

blue said...

lazy americans are letting the arengteens back into the game

tem said...

bible says dead

tem said...

USA is the worse this quarter (second)

tem said...

play by play is miss, foul, miss, foul.

time to put Redd is to get a made shot.

blue said...

coach K keeps looking for shane battier or christian laettner but they ain't walking through that door

iammebeingme said...

fuck the Today Show, if that's why they arent showing this shit live... and damnit, i think that might be the case... at least thats what Jim Lampley and his giant fuckin head just said as regular NBC just started new coverage. recorded "live" basketball coming up.

except lets swing over to the track and field stuff first..

El Padrino said...

Lampley pulls in major ass i heard

iammebeingme said...

if they dont show this in the next 15 minutes, i will quickly be in a pool of my own blood.

farewell.

blue said...

carmelo taking over for the lazy americans

blue said...

and chris paul, and kobe

blue said...

foul trouble is killing us

iammebeingme said...

"Lampley pulls in major ass i heard"

he takes mad amounts of asian boys to dinner and a drive in movie (on his forehead).

paula pierce has a vagina said...

goddman when i left my apt i thought the game was over score wise, drive to work is only 15 minutes and theyre already blowing it, wft

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fuck, only the first half, but fuck

blue said...

fucking luis scola

paula pierce has a vagina said...

carmelo says stop snitchin, fouled on a 3 with 1 sec left

paula pierce has a vagina said...

9 point lead at half

El Padrino said...

they will end up winning by about 20

blue said...

team usa is a 2nd half team anyway

tem said...

they certainly aren't a second qtr team.

tem said...

coverage went to track because hoops is at halftime.

blue said...

screw track

now i know how the canadians feel when watching the track events

tem said...

now i know how the canadians feel when watching the summer olypmics.

*fixed

tem said...

i gotta go do some off site work soon.

blah.

blue said...

look at tem...all important with his "offsite work"

El Padrino said...

Ligament damage for the cheater

blue said...

yeah, there was another report that zeke linked last night, that talked about how there was some quiet concern that "lights out" could be dun for his career.

the wwl story doesn't sound that way though...i trust mort (s)

isiah thomas said...

(15) Cho’s



*tipping cap

isiah thomas said...

can you watch Team USA over the net

El Padrino said...

nbc olympics . com

i think

isiah thomas said...

T-Minus 24 hours until Vegas.

WADR....GFY

isiah thomas said...

T-Minus 24 hours until Vegas.

always bet on black

isiah thomas said...

Coldplay is the worse.

I bought concert tix for me and fmz and it got rescheduled for a day we can't go.....glorious.

El Padrino said...

Vegas is awesome

isiah thomas said...

took manning, got wayne on the way back

very nice

isiah thomas said...

if i gotta watch this game on this shitty, choppy ass streaming video online, im gonna commit murder.


*whispers*
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL

isiah thomas said...

I read True Hoop's blog about this game and it said Kobe has been translating trash talk from Lebron into Spanish......that's awesome.

isiah thomas said...

Nate Jones heard something on the internet broadcast earlier that I missed. Manu Ginobili was shooting free throws, and LeBron was chatting away. Kobe had been talking to the opponents in Spanish, and LeBron said something or other to Kobe and then added "make sure they understand that." The idea being, as Nate understood it, that Bryant was to translate some trash talk for James. Hilarious.

isiah thomas said...

Things definitely getting heated. I wish I had Tivo right now. Pretty sure that was a Oberto rake across Dwight Howard's face that had all of Howard's teammates escorting him away. Now he's FIRED UP.

isiah thomas said...

Don't mess with D-Ho

blue said...

back up to an 18 point lead

isiah thomas said...

Melo is 3-12 but has 21 pts.

isiah thomas said...

espn's boxscore is the worse

isiah thomas said...

Cash is dead, everyone in Nashville knows this.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

El Padrino said...

hottest wives/gf's in the NFL

HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!

isiah thomas said...

I was going to link up a hot 50 O-lympians yesterday but the US volleyball player with the bustatruck face was in the Top 10.

nazi'd on ep's link

El Padrino said...

the mamba is fluent in four languages

isiah thomas said...

the mamba is fluent in four languages

one of them being rape

isiah thomas said...

men's beach volleyball last night was HDH.

went to a 3rd game and that Daullhauser guy threw a fucking block party. US won the 3rd game something stoopid like 15-4.

isiah thomas said...

although there was an awkward man love/roll around in the sand post-game embrace.

deke would have enjoyed it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Junk Flea

blue said...

"Melo is 3-12 but has 21 pts"

lots of freethrows

isiah thomas said...

nice post keef, good work

isiah thomas said...

espn's boxscore doesn't list free-frows (sic) or break out rebounds....wft

isiah thomas said...

world wide leader my as, how about another "TiTlE tOwN!11!!!!11!!" competition.

isiah thomas said...

hey espn, Valdosta, GA called and said fuck you.

isiah thomas said...

wow wft is going on with the USA game? lead down to 13?

El Padrino said...

Hadouken
Hadouken
Hadouken

blue said...

15 point lead with 3:30 remaining, looks like they'll get to play for gold

isiah thomas said...

coach K keeps looking for shane battier or christian laettner but they ain't walking through that door

this was funny

isiah thomas said...

the US has a large advantage in PF's (21-28), I think FIBA will look to screw them in the Gold Medal game.

isiah thomas said...

U-ESS-AND-AY!
U-ESS-AND-AY!
U-ESS-AND-AY!
U-ESS-AND-AY!
U-ESS-AND-AY!
U-ESS-AND-AY!

blue said...

"they will end up winning by about 20"


final score 101-81

EP the prophit

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Fuck Junk Flea"

meiz wants to get kicked out of the clan

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want tomorrow to be over with already.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"EP the prophit"

only when theres no money involved

paula pierce has a vagina said...

jamaica men break 4x100 record

isiah thomas said...

what are the rules of junk flea?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

depends on the game, like capture the flag, elimination, one man army,same rules as everywhere else though, unless the head of the room changes some stuff which they can for any map, like no sniper rifles, no nades, pistol only, knife only

junk flea is a small map, lots of close quarter combat, which meiz sucks at

blue said...

junk flea is an alright map

i like the snow one

the new two towers one is not fun

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz wants to get kicked out of the clan"

I'm useless on that level.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Snow is the better.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope my CW works tonight. Shit was all fucked up, & I had to uninstall and reinstall it.

El Padrino said...

"EP the prophit"

only when theres no money involved"

i'm up big this week bonehead

El Padrino said...

and i got the under today in the cub game

11.5 runs

El Padrino said...

so track that, ridicule me if i lose, shower me with love when i win

you need ne

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

For my money, EP gambling jokes = Meiz queer jokes.

El Padrino said...

Tiny penis jokes are funnier than anything.

blue said...

OG jokes are the best

isiah thomas said...

you need ne

no one puts EP in a corner

isiah thomas said...

1) All HDH.
2) Deke is gay jokes.
3) Deke has a panda dick jokes.
4) Anytime someone drops a "Pecos".
5) OG/Pizza Hut jokes.
6) EP Gambling jokes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cubs drop a niner on the Nats

blue said...

i hope D. Lee quits being a pussy soon

isiah thomas said...

did I hear a niner?

tem said...

"Fuck Junk Flea"

i hate that too.

i like Two Towers.

tem said...

"meiz wants to get kicked out of the clan"

tem wants in.

tem said...

although i spelt it klan.

El Padrino said...

finally my comp blew up, getting a rebuild

on another pc, might be sparsely the rest of the day

El Padrino said...

1) All HDH.
2) Deke is gay jokes.
3) Deke has a panda dick jokes.
4) Anytime someone drops a "Pecos".
5) OG/Pizza Hut jokes.
6) EP Gambling jokes.

throw rev big head/cheez whiz in there along with jug is great jokes

tem said...

"Snow is the better."

also a good map.

although one snow maps sucks a lot.

the other one is good.

El Padrino said...

i like rod and todd jokes too

tem said...

temgagement jokes and temlonely jokes are top 10, as are bottom jokes, blhiltler and commie keef jokes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

T- 15 minutes to PIZZA HUT!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We have good jokes

El Padrino said...

Sock jocks are terriffic

tem said...

el pads link is damn near nsfw.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP's link is fine.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

tem has to apply for clan, no invite button

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"i'm up big this week bonehead"

busting balls, as you say

JFreak said...

A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.

isiah thomas said...

couldn't think of all the jokes, a ton I forgot.

isiah thomas said...

list the clan info again, I'll join tonight.

isiah thomas said...

what's everyone's CW name?

I'm LOV_ZEKE

isiah thomas said...

CW talk is Y2K8 D&D talk.

Now with more killing action!

tem said...

"tem has to apply for clan, no invite button"


how the heck does that work?

tem said...

"EP's link is fine."

kim k photo on link could get me fired.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meiztombo

Freak13

Lov_blue

LOV_Tem

Spiff_LOV

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i am lovspiff, not what meiz wrote

clan is lordzofvengeance (1 word)

click clan up top, then search for clan, then apply

tem said...

"click clan up top, then search for clan, then apply"

in game or on the website?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

in game, its next to the shop, or modify button up top on screen when you see the list of maps

El Padrino said...

"busting balls, as you say"

nice work

tem said...

gotcha will do.

tem said...

am i the only one of us with more kills than deaths?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

yes, probly, playing junkflea with that shitty starter gun when i first started was not a good idea, dug myself a big hole

tem said...

oh that bigfoot stuff was just a hoax (no doubt temfast news, but IDGAF)...really? And I had my hopes up.

tem said...

junk flea is just throwing 2 grenades and killing 3 or 4 people then trying to shoot someone before they shoot me.

or just walking out of the spawn place and getting blown up by a grenade.

i hate junk flea.

El Padrino said...

sone guy drafted Pierre Thomas in the 7th round

wft

tem said...

isn't he the handcuff for Larry Johnson?

tem said...

7th is a bit early for a handcuff though...

El Padrino said...

he's the 3rd string (maybe 4th) RB on New Orleans depth chart

blue said...

i'm blue_LOV

El Padrino said...

zeker you read this mich piece from this tool?

blue said...

i have way more kills than deaths....accept the accept opposite

tem said...

"he's the 3rd string (maybe 4th) RB on New Orleans depth chart"

then i have no clue why he was drafted....keeper value by a dumb as. i guess.

tem said...

"They're not Pat White, but Michigan QBs believe in themselves"

that'll win games.

blue said...

maybe he thought he was drafting juan pierre

isiah thomas said...

hadn't read that EP, but have been keeping up with UM.

Sheridan is a former walk-on (NS) who just got a 'ship - and he's leading the battle for the #1 QB spot right now (NS).

blue said...

i bet they can beat Pitt

isiah thomas said...

Pierre Thomas in the 7th round is tomfoolery.

He's a good sleeper type pick, but 7th round....no.

A lot of people are high on him in Dynasty leagues.

isiah thomas said...

EP - one more name to remember for UM :

Martavious Odoms (slot receiver)

No questions, just remember the name

Tyler said...

I hope there is some kind of special edition hardcover solid gold version of that Micheal Phelps book that I can buy when I comes out so I can melt it down and send it into one of those "Cash for Scrap Gold" infomercials that are on the TV.

Tyler said...

He's 24, how long is this book going to be?

isiah thomas said...

UM has a QB commit for 2009 called Shavodrick Beaver.

And a 2008 RB signee called Mike Cox.

"Beaver takes the snap...throws to cox. Beaver to Cox for 5 yards"

isiah thomas said...

since he's from B'more it'll be called "Stop Snitchin' 2"

Tyler said...

Beijing Olympics Chapter:
I swam, I broke a record. Repeat seven more times. Met Jason Kidd while wearing my favorite douchebag costume.

isiah thomas said...

"a bad snap...oh, Cox ploughs into Beaver"

tem said...

"i bet they can beat Pitt"

ouch.

Tyler said...

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