Friday, August 15, 2008

It's our Anniversary.

On August 15th, 2006 a rotund Philadelphia man posted the below on a newly established sports blog. It was meant to be a place where men went to grunt, scratch and politck about sports. It turned out to be much much more than that. Happy Anniversary Gentlemen. We've done good.

Where my peeps at?

Where's Temwr87?

Where's Jay White?

Where's Isiah?

Where's Steve?

The revolution is on!!!

2nd entry

Where's Iamunstoppable?

Where's Spaceman Spiff?

Where's Mound of Venus?

Where's Jugdish?

Where's LLCoolScott?

Where's ElPadrino?

Where's Daily Hater?

Where's The Crafty Veteran?

Where's Jfreak213?

Where's Whocares?

Gang... this blog is for you.


And with that it started. Just let it be known that Freak ruined it by posting this later in the day:
"I'll have to start out by saying that I am a huge fan of the Tour de France"

Part of a third post titled, So...Floyd Landis.
I kid you not. Archives don't lie.

I love the missing person's too. It's like we all started on this long journey on the Oregon Trail and we've lost some members along the way and picked up some stragglers on the way.

The Crafty Veteran? Died of Dysentery.

Whocares? Got lost and we chose not to find him.

The Daily Hater was eaten by a bear.

LLCoolScott? Really? He must have gotten lost too, only we not only chose NOT to look for him but the computer didn't even notify us that he was lost.

Mound of Venus broke out with Cholera and we chose not to stop pace nor spend any funds to help him so he died too.

And The Jay White, well you know what happened to him. Aids (updated Oregon trail, similar to Liberty City).

On the 1st Anniversary REV got all mushy and shit and typed out 8000 words about LOV, here's an excerpt of that: "I'm not gonna get all mushy on you guys. But I have something to say. Good job to everyone for keeping this thing going for a full year. It actually amazes me. Not a day goes by though that I don't miss hanging around here. But I do thank you all for keeping this going strong without me. I may be dead to some of you, but my ghost will live." Then legend says after typing this Rev ate an entire dwarf and 4 puppies. We miss you big fella.

So now we begin year 3, right here, right now. And it will be better then ever. You'll see. One day were all going to look up and be on Bob Costas now, chewing up and spitting out some old geezer journalist who keeps saying the same things over and over again.

I'm actually still trying to think of way where we can profit in all of this. If you think about it we spend a good chunk of time on this blog, maybe we can turn this into a Deadspin but bigger. Score some press credentials and bullshit about sports on actual TV. I can totally do that and I think some of you can too. It's actually a dream of mine. (NS, LOV staple by the way)

But that's up to you. I'm ready. Just let me know. I'm hear all week. (Hear is HDH).

Anyway don't forget next week when Keef As brings the hotness on CFB and the week after is a giant blockbuster of a NFL post by yours truly.

Long Live The Lordz of Vengeance! VIVA!

*I pour beer out for the fallen*
*And Whiskey for the Nazi'd*

Piece. I leave you with this.

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Beth said...

Nice post EP, I got all teary-eyed even.

(Not really, but it was still a nice post.)

Beth said...

It was meant to be a place where men, and later 1 amazing woman, went to grunt, scratch and politck about sports.

*fixed

JFreak said...

2 years. What a day.

El Padrino said...

nice fix beth

El Padrino said...

Liukin bringing home the gold was sweet. No clue her father won gold for Russia back in the day.

El Padrino said...

May and Walsh with a nice comeback to beat the Belgium fatties

El Padrino said...

phelps=beast

El Padrino said...

I laugh in Ian Crocker's general direction.

blue said...

those volleyballers ate too many belgian waffles

Keith S said...

Solid post to end the week and start year 3

blue said...

the chick who won the 200M breaststroke dominated

Keith S said...

"May and Walsh with a nice comeback to beat the Belgium fatties"

Yeah, took them a while to wake up but once they did, it was over.

El Padrino said...

44 bitches

Keith S said...

"those volleyballers ate too many belgian waffles"

Actual onversation from during the match...

fmk: What kind of food do they have in Belgium?

me: Belgian waffles

fmk: Ah, lots of carbs. Explains the bellies.

El Padrino said...

"the chick who won the 200M breaststroke dominated"

but why was she trying to fake tear on the podium....bitch you dont have to cry, just lip-synch that anthem baby

AMERCIA!

El Padrino said...

AMERCIA is HDH

Keith S said...

On this day in 1999...

Tiger Woo held off a late charge by Tight Pants Garcia and won the PGA Championship at Medinah Country Club in Illinois.

Keith S said...

I think freak said this yesterday, but folks need to sing along with the anthem. I think I've seen one person lip synch it. It's a travesty.

Keith S said...

EP
Sign up for the pick 'em leagues

Keith S said...

rev signed up for the survival group, but not the pick 'em groups. WFT???

tem said...

i ♥ amercia

blue said...

maybe they don't know the words.


95% chance that they're more likely to know the words to the kazakstahn national anthem than the star spangled banner....sad

blue said...

when they were doing the parade of nations in the opening ceremonies, it made me think of Borat when uzbekistan came out "and assholes uzbekistan"

Keith S said...

"maybe they don't know the words."

Probably. But still a travesty

El Padrino said...

cmon, we dont have THAT many immigrants, and i live in immigrant central

they want to be the face of the olympics, they think if they cry they'll get a wheaties box or USA Today cover, just sing the anthem, pledge the flag, forget the tears

tem said...

rev is a survivor.

Keith S said...

Goddman Amercia is the better!!

tem said...

not travesty. trajesty.

it's HDH.

Keith S said...

"cmon, we dont have THAT many immigrants,"

AYFKM?

Keith S said...

Trajesty sounds like something Dub-ya would say

blue said...

kazakhstan has won 5 medals in the olympics

El Padrino said...

"AYFKM?"

if you do some reasearch you'll prove me right, the % is small

it just seems like alot because of all the damn illegals, that and they are all where we are

you wont find too many immigrants in Franklin, NC or Stillwater, OK

youknowwhatimsayindog?

El Padrino said...

i joined all three leagues
prepare for domination

blue said...

isn't everyone but injuns "immigrants"

blue said...

i also joined all 3 leagues, i think it's hilarious that cmfost joined up.

H said...

sup y'all. I know I was late to the party, but happy 2 year anniversary

Keith S said...

"you wont find too many immigrants in Franklin, NC or Stillwater, OK"

Touche. But the mass quantity of 'em in places like NYC, AZ, SoCal, Texas, etc... more than make up for the small towns that don't have 'em. Unless you're not counting the illegals at all.

blue said...

92% of the western US population is illegal mexicans

it's a fact

Keith S said...

"isn't everyone but injuns "immigrants""

OK kod

tem said...

"Trajesty sounds like something Dub-ya would say"

all the more reason it is HDH>

Keith S said...

aitch
Join the pick 'em leagues

tem said...

"isn't everyone but injuns "immigrants""


no, i was born here.

El Padrino said...

"Touche. But the mass quantity of 'em in places like NYC, AZ, SoCal, Texas, etc... more than make up for the small towns that don't have 'em. Unless you're not counting the illegals at all."

true, but are we counting immigrants who have babies here and then refer to them has immigrants?

cuz then we have too many

Keith S said...

US is about 13% immigrants.

El Padrino said...

technically, if your born here your a us citizen, i know you know that i'm just sayin

Keith S said...

No, babies born here aren't immigrants.

El Padrino said...

87 > 13

El Padrino said...

if my math is correct........

Keith S said...

I'm guessing that 13% doesn't include illegals

Keith S said...

"87 > 13"

I didn't say the US was mostly made of immigrants.

Keith S said...

Is there another country that has even 10% immigrants?

El Padrino said...

no but in a way i was right, not saying you were wrong

and maybe, maybe illegals make up another 5% so call it 18% which is still high to perception but not reality

El Padrino said...

i'm smrt today

blue said...

i'm standing by my fact that 92% of all western US residents are in fact illegal mexican immigrants

El Padrino said...

i drew 7th in my $$$$$ FF league, draft next thurs

tem said...

"Is there another country that has even 10% immigrants?"

canada.

and mexico. all those illegal mexicans live in mexico.

tem said...

"i drew 7th in my $$$$$ FF league, draft next thurs"

out of 10 or 12? or some other number....

tem said...

i'd say mexico is made up of over 90% illegal mexican immigrants.

Keith S said...

"maybe illegals make up another 5% so call it 18% which is still high to perception but not reality"

OK, but let's say that most of small town Amercia has roughly 10% of all immigrants. So 90% of the immigrants are in the major metropolises (metropoli?), which could maybe push the number of immigrants in those areas to 30% or so.

blue said...

what time is our draft tomorrow?

is this a "money league" now

Keith S said...

10:30pm EST

tem said...

i hope it is not a money league.

i'm auto drafting with yahoo! rankings.

El Padrino said...

out of 12

blue said...

tem is all of a sudden too busy for LoVAD or WE.

there must be a ngftem

tem said...

tem has a wedding to go to this weekend.

tem said...

and it is out of town.

tem said...

"there must be a ngftem"

can't it be multiple ngs?

El Padrino said...

i hope this man burns in hell for all eternity

Keith S said...

hilarity

tem said...

loud guy just started conference call next to tem's office.

apparently he thinks i need to be in on the call because he has the phone on speaker and turned way up and he is talking loud enough for beth to hear him over the russian tanks invading her space.

Keith S said...

LMC

blue said...

loud conference call guy is the worse...does he at least shut his door, because that's even worst.

tem said...

apparently today is axe tem a question day at work.

El Padrino said...

they found big foot

tem said...

good use of LMC.

i used LMC lots yesterday at volleyball in leiu of TWSS. it was well recieved (LMC).

tem said...

no it is the worse, he does not close his door.

tem closed his door though.

Keith S said...

El Cumdrinofast

tem said...

i'll let keith say it.

tem said...

nm, he already did.

blue said...

"they found big foot"

isn't this like triple cumfastery

tem said...

dead baby story on cnn.com is uplifting.

except the except opposite.

tem said...

i heard the US gymnasts were able to beat the chinese girls when they told them the balance beam had "boy cooties" on it.

also they told them that Blue's Clues wasn't real. Xing Pang was especially devastated and unable to nail her uneven bar routine.

blue said...

exxon mobil had a commercial on during the olympiad last night...it was talking about how they've been donating money to programs to help africans get vaccines and help for malaria, and their goal is to get misquito nets in every dwelling to protect the people whilst they sleep.

the whole time i was thinking...fuck you, you rape americans with oil prices and your tax credits and turn around and give that shit to Africa? fuck exxon mobil

blue said...

they told the chinese girl that tinky winky is gay, it threw her for a loop

H said...

"people can come with stats to back up anything. 43% of all people know that, Kent"

tem said...

only 43% know it.

the majority does not know it.

El Padrino said...

I was unaware of the previous Big Foot link.

My apologies.

El Cumfastdrino

El Padrino said...

back to the bottle last night
no worries

El Padrino said...

i'll attempt some AD tonight to say hi to the Nazi'd, especially today

tem said...

good to know

tem said...

don't the chinese just kill their kids if they come out as girls?

how do they even have female olympians?

tem said...

are they all just gay chinese boys?

El Padrino said...

i forgot china was communist
wft?

tem said...

you should have asked keith.

he knows all the commies.

Keith S said...

Dumb. But probably totally worth it

Keith S said...

They found bigfoot

El Padrino said...

Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization.


mmmkay, get a life

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"44 bitches"

USA ranks medal count by total medals, but the offcial way to rank medal count is by golds, thus we are losing, check the official olmypic site, sad it's come down to this. I still blame it on the female swimmers, mostly hoff

El Padrino said...

Coughlin let gold slip away last night too

Keith S said...

Half of the gold medals belong to Phelps, too

blue said...

"don't the chinese just kill their kids if they come out as girls?"

supposedly this practice has stopped...but the gymnasts are taken away from their parents at age 3 and only see their family once a year after that whilst training for olympics, so it's just like getting rid of them.

blue said...

6 is not half of 14

tem said...

if dude hadn't threatened a person he wouldn't have gotten any time for cat killing.

blue said...

all the real events are still to be determined

US should get credit for 12 gold medals if they win the basketball

tem said...

"6 is not half of 14"

he won another one in a bet with the chick gymnast.

he bet her that his boobs were bigger.

he won.

tem said...

US should tear up in track and field and end up totally dominating the medal count.

As far as I know, China is not a very good track and field country.

tem said...

too bad johnny sac's daughter or whatever her name is did not win.

she has a rack for sure under there.

tem said...

now i am going to lunch. HUNGRY

blue said...

there are still golds to be won in a lot of team events that the US will dominate, volleyballs, basketballs, fencings (US has the best organized crime), tracks, maybe fields

tem said...

before i leave, oregon trail part of the post today was HDH

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i hope gay is greater > than jamaican

blue said...

gay says he's 100%

El Padrino said...

Liukin has a giant forehead

paula pierce has a vagina said...

liukin looks like a bitch

H said...

"aitch
Join the pick 'em leagues"

joined the nfl one.

El Padrino said...

long read from the Ombudsman on east coast bias

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gotta shit.

blue said...

luikin has legs that go on for days

El Padrino said...

Karoliyalal Bela whatever going apeshit watching america win gold

Keith S said...

"US should get credit for 12 gold medals if they win the basketball"

So the Chinese should get 7 or 10 or whatever they have for the team gymnastics golds?

blue said...

keith is talking out of his as. now

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"luikin has legs that go on for days"

she's 5'3"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Having to work tomorrow is the gayness.

Keith S said...

"greater > than" cracks me up every time.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Having to work tomorrow is the gayness."

fitting

Keith S said...

I am pumped to go to fi-fi happy hour for fi-fi sake bombers and fi-fi sushi this afternoon.

blue said...

she's 5'3"

and her legs are like 4 feet long, she looks like a spider

Keith S said...

Spiders have 8 legs

blue said...

and phelps is 6'4" but has the legs of a guy 5'10" so height has nothing to do with it

blue said...

"Spiders have 8 legs"

what's your point?

El Padrino said...

they appear to be long legs

Keith S said...

She doesn't have 8 legs, so she doesn't look like a spider

Keith S said...

Her legs are 4' long and her forehead is 1' high. The rest of her body is 3"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I am pumped to go to fi-fi happy hour for fi-fi sake bombers and fi-fi sushi this afternoon."


Good for you. I'll have a whiskey & coke in your honor.

Keith S said...

Sake bomb >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whiskey & coke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I'm gonna get this shirt.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"and phelps is 6'4" but has the legs of a guy 5'10" so height has nothing to do with it"

6'0" person's legs for phelps, and i'm just saying that if you saw a chick with liukin's exact body in public you wouldnt say a damn thing about her legs 'going for days'.

Keith S said...

I think I'm gonna get this shirt in 5XL


*fixed

Keith S said...

Chicks don't normally wear leotards in public.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Sake bomb >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whiskey & coke"


Keith = Andy Bernard?

blue said...

"She doesn't have 8 legs, so she doesn't look like a spider"

you can't look like a spider without having 8 legs? what about spiderman, he only has 2 legs

Keith S said...

I don't enjoy egg nog in my sake bomb

blue said...

keith is going to the asian hooters?

Keith S said...

Spiderman doesn't look like a spider. The spider on his mask looks like a spider, though.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

spiderman doesnt look like a spider he acts like a spider, she looks like a spider monkey would have been better

El Padrino said...

"Sake bomb >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whiskey & coke"

except the except opposite

blue said...

you look like a spider

blue said...

fucking TP's team...i hope his pitching doesn't get to 14 innings this week

El Padrino said...

Aniston is still so cute

Keith S said...

Don't speak ill of the dead

El Padrino said...

Vince Vaughn made another xmas movie? wht

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TP's still alive. He's living in Wyoming with Elvis, Tupac, & BIG at Tiger Woods' massive ranch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*and Jimmy Hoffa

Keith S said...

That's a star-studded ranch

blue said...

"i'm just saying that if you saw a chick with liukin's exact body in public you wouldnt say a damn thing about her legs 'going for days'."

so short girls can't have long legs? interesting. or legs that are not proportionate to their bodies?
I learnt something today

El Padrino said...

yeah right, thanks for the laugh BAG

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"so short girls can't have long legs? interesting. or legs that are not proportionate to their bodies?
I learnt something today"

yes you did learnt. a short girl cannot have long legs, but her legs can be long proportionally. In that case, the legs still do not 'go for days' as she is a short girl and cannot have long legs

Keith S said...

So the first time home buyer tax credit has to be repaid over 15 years? That's dumb

Keith S said...

What is the cut off length for legs that "go for days"?

El Padrino said...

already TMTT

Keith S said...

168 hours from now I'll be rolling up to San Di-ah-go

El Padrino said...

"168 hours from now I'll be rolling up to San Di-ah-go"

get me a mexican to whitey ratio when there

Keith S said...

Will do

tem said...

"So the first time home buyer tax credit has to be repaid over 15 years? That's dumb"

interest free 15 yr loan is not dumb.

Keith S said...

It will probably be similar to here

tem said...

"What is the cut off length for legs that "go for days"?"

24hrs. under that it is only 1 day. over that it is more than 1 day.

tem said...

jen aniston is dead?

blue said...

mexican to whitey ratio in SD is probably 35:1

Keith S said...

I guess. But I'm also not planning to stay in the house any longer than maybe 7 or 8 years. So I'd have to pay it back sooner

paula pierce has a vagina said...

kournikova

not a big fan of her face, but nice arse

blue said...

do you expect your income to go up over the next 7 or 8 years?

Keith S said...

Ak is uber hot

tem said...

"I guess. But I'm also not planning to stay in the house any longer than maybe 7 or 8 years. So I'd have to pay it back sooner"

yeah, but it is still an interest free loan.

El Padrino said...

fuckign enrique inglesias

El Padrino said...

keef plans for the future

tem said...

tem ♥s kournikova.


kournikova greater >>>>>>>>> than sharapova. looks wise.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"mexican to whitey ratio in SD is probably 35:1"

this is correct, if you use freak's census system and stay out of the rich areas

tem said...

"but I'm also not planning to stay in the house any longer than maybe 7 or 8 years. So I'd have to pay it back sooner"

and you'd have to pay it back with money gained from the sale.

if you didn't gain any money you could still take your time paying it back. (I think)

paula pierce has a vagina said...

sharapova is way overrated

tem said...

soccer chicks did something good against canada or something.

tem said...

does anyone know why they give 2 bronze medals for each wrestling event??

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"sharapova is way overrated"


I've been saying this for years.

blue said...

what is soccer?

tem said...

soccer is that sport gay people play.

tem said...

sharapova would not even make my top 500 list.

tem said...

i'd have "First Watch Chick" rated over her.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"does anyone know why they give 2 bronze medals for each wrestling event??"

the bronze match would get too heated and the loser would end up with a mouthful of cock

tem said...

FTR:

i knew Pat Morita died, but that really doesn't have any bearings on my movie reviews.

also HAT_tem was a good joke.

Keith S said...

"if you didn't gain any money you could still take your time paying it back."

From what I read, if you sell the house before 15 years, you pay back the balance right away.

Keith S said...

"sharapova would not even make my top 500 list."

Your dumb. She's not top 10, but she's top 500.

tem said...

"From what I read, if you sell the house before 15 years, you pay back the balance right away."

only if there is sufficient funds left over from the sale

tem said...

brb

blue said...

benny from the bronx pizza today for lunch

blue said...

i'm excited to have some pizza from the bronx

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i created a combat warring clan, LordzOfVengeance

Keith S said...

This is my lunch today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i created a combat warring clan, LordzOfVengeance"


Awesome. Spiff is a supreme combater of war.

Keith S said...

Women's gymnastics will be here in 1 month. I probably won't buy tickets.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"This is my lunch today"


So whatcha gonna get?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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