Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I have the mind of a 5 year old child.

But amazingly enough, that could still qualify me for mental dominance in this Lord of the Flies blog we call LOV. And yet it also means that I may have the sense of humor of a 5 yr old, too. And guess what, I do. Sure do. Which is why every time I hear someone say the name "Nastia Liukin", I immediately hear "Nah-sty LOO-kin" as if it was being said by some greasy wop. Like the first time GrandmaEP (who was of course making some sort of pasta dish at the time) met CmEP, and said.. "Whad-eh-yah-doooin with her, eh?!? She's a'Nastee-uh Lew-kin!"

I'm sorry, I find it funny. Every time. Yeah it ain't exactly fresh material, but damnit if it doesn't make me at least slightly chuckle. Though I think it's mostly because the first time I heard her name, Bella was slobbering it out on the NBC set and it immediately confused me. So we can all blame him. (And I'm sure his announcing skills have been discussed here already.) And speaking of people that need to be beaten to death with a plunger, I just heard Lou Holthhhhzz back on a SC segment. They need a tag-team show with those 2. And subtitles. And wet naps.

Linda Cohn is wearing a shiny purple shirt on the 1am SC. She is also wearing a shiny red bra. I know, because her shirt is blindingly see-through. A little while ago, I threw up in my mouth (from a bad burp). I think this might trigger it again. Beth, are you a lipstick lesbo or butchy? And how does Linda C. qualify exactly? Is she like the perfect hybrid? Please advice.

There's a movie coming out Friday called 'Death Race'. It has that Jason something-with-a-B that played in Transporter and the bitch that played Pamela Landy in the Bourne flicks. It looks retard this.

I love the hard moral stance that the Bungles took on C. Henry. "You're out of here!!"... until we need you, which in that case we will hop down from our high zorse and hop on the saddle of our (alleged) jailbird all while claiming that we had a change of heart and that everybody deserves a second chance. Classy.

Doogie is funny. I enjoy him.

Little League WS: Does it look like some of those kids barely swing, or can take a really shitty shoe-string swing, and pop it out of the park? Nevermind the fact that when I was 12-13 and played on travel teams I never saw any kids come close to dinking one out of the park, but whatever. Some of those 'ooohm 'raaaahns seem kinda sketchy. Kids nowadays are on the HGH anyway. Some parents will do whatever it takes. The only reason I begrudge them is cause I don't have my own kid to pump up with pills. Cause ya better believe I'd be first in line taking them from their routine physical to a seedy east-side "personal coach" for kids. Make sure ya stop by the ATM, cause if we've learned anything, it's don't "Clemens" and write checks. Always gotta stay a step ahead..

Cue a joke about Yastrzemski giving "The Wave" to the doctor, motioning him over to the correct clogged artery..

Ya know that song that says "the best things in life are free?" (clapclapclapclap) Well, there's another thing that's great, but unfortunately I think someone pays for them... and that's local commercial spots. Commercials that scream "LOCAL PRODUCTION" make me smile quite widely. I imagine Freak is involved with those productions too, and that also makes me smile.

I will be up at 7am (my time) watching my favorite thing thing evar... USA basketball. If you like baxketball, how can you not love the Serious All-Star Game? It's maximum satisfaction. I have woked up for every game, even though I DVR it. I just loves me some hoops dominance. Plus, I don't wanna risk the chance that I would find out the score before I watch the game. (One of the shittiest things evar.. DVRing and getting it ruined.. ugh, tragic.)

Speaking of tragic, I check in on my Tigers from time to time and it looks like they are still below .500. Fuckin hideous, mayne.

SC has now come full circle. Lou doing the college foosball preview. I now live in SEC country and it makes me wanna slit my wrists and eye balls.

Stop me if you've heard this one before... there's some Nigerian that is amazingly fast and is running in the Olympics.

Hopefully I have ruined your morning in some small way.

Goodbye.

575 comments:

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JFreak said...

"(One of the shittiest things evar.. DVRing and getting it ruined.. ugh, tragic.)"

The absolute worse ever.

Beth said...

To answer your question about Linda Cohen iam, I actually like her, but in a non-sexual way. I see what you mean though about her being a cross between a lipstick les type and a butch type.

Beth said...

And thanks to everyone for the LovAD wedding advice, I'll be sure to consider all those well thought out factors when living my life...

(s)

El Padrino said...

marriage sucks, only upside is you wont die lonely (hopefully)

El Padrino said...

i dont like to point out wrongs but he's jamaican (assuming your referring to Usain Bolt), not nigerian

either way, he's dark and skinny

Beth said...

"marriage sucks, only upside is you wont die lonely (hopefully)"

Ahhhh, such a romantic you are EP!

Beth said...

There was an article in today's Atlanta paper about the Jamaicans sprinting dominance in this Olympics, and it asked the question of is this what happens when the US Track Team stops cheating.

blue said...

no, this is what happens when the US quits cheating, and Jamaica doesn't

blue said...

Team USA needs to get their shit together, the aussies are hanging with them again.

blue said...

oh, nevermind, in the time it took me to walk in from the car they went on a 14-3 run and lead by 23

El Padrino said...

yeah there up 71-46, the rout is on

El Padrino said...

USA!
USA!
USA!

i have like 8 USA bball jersey's
i feel like rev

Tyler said...

Lolo Jones - thanks for making the trip. Say hi to Gail Devers at the next Women's Track & Field Networking Mixer for us.

El Padrino said...

she had it too, understatement alert but you cant hit the hurdle when your in the lead

Tyler said...

I am going to be sad when I move and get satellite because they don't play all of the awesome local commercials that my cable company does.

Tyler said...

Marty Carillo did a story about kite flying last night. Fuck Marty Carillo.

El Padrino said...

i love local commercials
i also love the champion guy
cant believe he's stil on

"When your bank says no, Champion says YES!"

Tyler said...

I hope Marty Carillo gets thrown in a Chinese Men's prison for a story and NBC forgets that he's there so he will NEVER be on my TV again.

El Padrino said...

101-70, 4th quarter

SMASH

blue said...

Thump

blue said...

so this win means that the americans are guaranteed to at least play for the bronze....wtg guys

El Padrino said...

debbie downer

blue said...

but gold is still in play

El Padrino said...

bloomberg is senial now

Beth said...

Wait, there's basketball in the Olympics?? Who knew!

El Padrino said...

116-85 final.

blue said...

senial? like serial? or like senile?

Keith S said...

"Jason something-with-a-B"

Jason Statham. Close enough

El Padrino said...

obama's bro

El Padrino said...

good point, death race looks awful

how do we feel about Righteous Kill?

couple of old guys just getting paid or the making of a solid crime story with two legendary actors?

Keith S said...

"yeah there up 71-46"

Cumbonics. WADR

El Padrino said...

stop it keef, you know i dont speak spanish

blue said...

"how do we feel about Righteous Kill?"

i've lost hope in pacino and deniro...pacino lost me when he decided to be in Ocean's 13

Keith S said...

I have another all day training today. So no computer access. :-(

Keith S said...

The :-( was for beth

blue said...

:{

Beth said...

"The :-( was for beth"

It's ok to let your feminine side come out Keith.

Keith S said...

OK good. I like the trust tree

El Padrino said...

chances are they are your basic cotton panty but maybe there something crazy, something i dont even know about

Keith S said...

I already have EP's name picked out for when the GGGGGGGGGGGGmen don't make the playoffs

El Padrino said...

silly rabbit

Beth said...

"I already have EP's name picked out for when the GGGGGGGGGGGGmen don't make the playoffs"

Wow, you think ahead there Keith. I'd better start thinking about your name for when Georgia smokes ASU.

Keith S said...

"Wow, you think ahead there Keith"

It just came to me after all his cumbonics comments today

Keith S said...

China & US both have 79 medals

Keith S said...

US has good balance. 26-26-27

Keith S said...

Bolt won't beat Michael Johnson's 19.32 in the 200m

Keith S said...

And just as I say that, I go to MSNBC and see "BREAKING NEWS: Jamaica's Usain Bolt breaks world record in men's 200 metres final"

blue said...

michael johnson was a joke

blue said...

that's ok Michael Johnson had the record in the 200 meters, not the 200 metres...we're not british

El Padrino said...

blue hates americans

Keith S said...

19.31 for Bolt

El Padrino said...

what cumbonics?

Keith S said...

"but maybe there something crazy,"

Keith S said...

"(assuming your referring to Usain Bolt)"

Keith S said...

"yeah there up 71-46"

blue said...

"blue hates americans"

accept the accept opposite

Keith S said...

"you cant hit the hurdle when your in the lead"

El Padrino said...

I want Pedro to close

Keith S said...

"bloomberg is senial now"

blue said...

close what?

El Padrino said...

what an as you are

Keith S said...

close shop. retire. go back to cock fighting

Keith S said...

*close up shop

Keith S said...

"what an as you are"

I can't deny it

El Padrino said...

why dont you teach gramma in hike skool instead of selling AVON products

Keith S said...

piece

El Padrino said...

Close baseball games, why not?

blue said...

supposedly Bolt was posing mid race again in the 200...yeah, he's clean

El Padrino said...

When Fat Toad's attack

El Padrino said...

" Yoko Matsugane "

Spiff, fill me up.

blue said...

Meiz is very sad today

LeRoy Moore died yesterday

blue said...

*LeRoi

blue said...

tem doesn't care about LeRoi

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm already sick of work today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't drink last night. 1st time since like June.

blue said...

"I'm already sick of work today"

play some combat war

El Padrino said...

remember elian gonzalez

funny

Tyler said...

Meiz has a reverse hangover.

Tyler said...

He has a Meizover?

Tyler said...

Yeah, Meizover works. Meiz has a Meizover the next morning whenever he doesn't drink.

Tyler said...

My probationary period at work is finally over. Six months. That was a suck.

Tyler said...

BTW - Deathrace is a remake. Put Death Race 2000 in your queue. You will not be disappointed. Stallone and David Carradine star. It's where the whole "points for hitting people on the street" thing came from.

blue said...

now that you're not on parole can you ogle chicks all day...

maybe you should take some cellphone pics for Pac-10 Poon of the ladies of westwood

Tyler said...

Why is ESPN putting an advertisement BEFORE you get to their homepage? They don't have enough advertising already on their websites?

Tyler said...

I hate ESPN.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Keith S said...

Bolt won't beat Michael Johnson's 19.32 in the 200m"

keefstradamus

except the except opposite

Tyler said...

People need to knock it off with this "Phelpsian Feat" nonsense. It was amazing, but seriously, the dude is still a douche. Don't give him a bigger ego than he already has.

iammebeingme said...

they should die.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"" Yoko Matsugane "

Spiff, fill me up."

she has huge bitties, what does 'fill me up' mean?

iammebeingme said...

U S and A!

paula pierce has a vagina said...

tyler see my 'phelps is a douche' link from yesterday

Tyler said...

Phelps should hook up with Marty Carillo. Their babies would be the super-athletes that the U.S. would need to take on China for the next twenty five years, but they would never be able to televise any of their events because of the fugliness.

Tyler said...

Word Spiff, I saw it. That was right on.

Tyler said...

Phelps should hook up with Marty Carillo. Their babies would be the super-athletes that the U.S. would need to take on China for the next twenty five years, but they would never be able to televise any of their events because of the fugliness.

Tyler said...

Someone finally talked about this on the radio this morning: after the last race was over, Phelps was yelling, "Let's Go!". After that and listening to the interviews afterward, he is Paris Hilton dumb. Great athaleet, dumb as a box of rocks.

Tyler said...

Shawn Kemp's kids should help us bridge the gap until the Phelps-Carillo's dominate in 2032.

El Padrino said...

Fill me up =

Link some nasty shit.

Tyler said...

We should start pairing up our athletes to make the next generation of U.S. super athletes. Kind of like what horse racing does when they put a horse out to stud.

Tyler said...

"Entering the Beijing Games, Phelps was reportedly earning an estimated $5 million annually from corporate endorsements, with deals from companies like AT&T, Visa, PowerBar, Omega and Speedo."

Now I REALLY hate him. Just read on article where he could earn $100 million over his lifetime. Nike reportedly wants to pay him $40 mill.

"reportedly 795,000 people have signed up as fans of Phelps on Facebook"

He is the new Dane Cook.

Tyler said...

100.

Tyler said...

Man this place is dead. What's going on?

El Padrino said...

"We should start pairing up our athletes to make the next generation of U.S. super athletes. Kind of like what horse racing does when they put a horse out to stud."

Steffi Graff / Agassi ?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did anybody catch that the names of the dudes on Georgia's mens beach vball team were Geor/Gia?

blue said...

"Someone finally talked about this on the radio this morning: after the last race was over, Phelps was yelling, "Let's Go!". After that and listening to the interviews afterward, he is Paris Hilton dumb. Great athaleet, dumb as a box of rocks."

he was yelling "That's Gold!"

paula pierce has a vagina said...

yoko doesnt have a great face and she never shows her tits, just cleavage, here you go
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5
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7
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blue said...

"Now I REALLY hate him. Just read on article where he could earn $100 million over his lifetime. Nike reportedly wants to pay him $40 mill."

i think that's underestimating him...i read something where they think he'll end up in the Tiger Woods category closer to $500M

blue said...

so now you can hate him 5 times more

H said...

hey all

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

and then H shows up.

Tyler said...

Sawx are still 4.5 games behind Tampa. What is Aitch doing here?

isiah thomas said...

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outstanding post FH.

brillian

isiah thomas said...

brillian is the better

isiah thomas said...

i dont like to point out wrongs but he's jamaican (assuming your referring to Usain Bolt), not nigerian

kinda like how any asian is a gook, Bolt = Nigerian.

isiah thomas said...

and it asked the question of is this what happens when the US Track Team stops cheating.

thought about this last night, our teams sucks comperatively speaking to our previous teams.

get the needles out again mayne.

El Padrino said...

phelps is an animal though
at least he's not another american failure in the olympics

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff
the one on with leather is awesome

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Wallace Spearmon of the United States finished third but was disqualified for leaving his lane, a decision that U.S. officials protested. He was celebrating along with Bolt -- even picking up his friend -- carrying the American flag around the track for several minutes after the race and was shocked when an official told him of the DQ."

hilarity

iammebeingme said...

"he was yelling "That's Gold!"

after slowing it down and watching, cause i hoped he wasnt that dumb.. i too am in the boat that he said "let's go".

iammebeingme said...

kinda like how any asian is a gook, Bolt = Nigerian.

ding!

isiah thomas said...

pacino lost me when he decided to be in Ocean's 13

I'd totally do Ellen Barkin, she was smoking hot in that movie.

ns

iammebeingme said...

thanks for the propers, zeek

isiah thomas said...

"We should start pairing up our athletes to make the next generation of U.S. super athletes. Kind of like what horse racing does when they put a horse out to stud."

Steffi Graff / Agassi ?

re: graff/Agassi - only do it for sports people actually care about.

iammebeingme said...

i'm not a fan of that fat, bleach blonde guy that does the Friday's commercials.

also not a fan of Manu. fuckin Argentina..

isiah thomas said...

how about the opposite and pairing together afleets with criminal pasts.

if Chris Henry and Tonya Harding had a kid they'd be an First Team All American O-lympic Felon

isiah thomas said...

i'm not a fan of that fat, bleach blonde guy that does the Friday's commercials.

Guy Fiery?

EP loves that guy.

isiah thomas said...

also not a fan of Manu. fuckin Argentina..

Argenteen rhymes with vajeen for a reason.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"i'm not a fan of that fat, bleach blonde guy that does the Friday's commercials."

COLOV, he looks like a douche but diners drive-ins and dives is awesome

El Padrino said...

Shoulda saved Barbaro's semen for mating with LOLO

El Padrino said...

"EP loves that guy."

his cooking shows are great

isiah thomas said...

re: Liukin

I'm going to miss watching her compete and get chalk on her muff bone.

*single tear going down cheek.

blue said...

barbaro would have tripped over the hurdles too

isiah thomas said...

DDD is awesome.

both the show and cup size

El Padrino said...

Liukin had line in that white outfit last night.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

thats gints corner's fiance choke was classic hoff style, lead pretty much the whole race then die but still medal so it looks like you did good

isiah thomas said...

is Lolo a sista? she either has a nice tan or is a sista. Her sista is black.

and when she was on her knees you could see down her shirt but she has no bres-a-sis.

iammebeingme said...

fat cook: anybody that dyes their facial hair multiple colors deserves something bad to happen to them.

it's like a law of science or something.

isiah thomas said...

thats gints corner's fiance choke was classic hoff style, lead pretty much the whole race then die but still medal so it looks like you did good

that was Hoff-tastic. She tried to play it off saying she had a hamstring cramp. The announcer watching the replay "I don't see any cramps".

isiah thomas said...

fat cook: anybody that dyes their facial hair multiple colors deserves something bad to happen to them.

it's like a law of science or something.

ex. Hulk Hogan. He has two sons, one of whom dented a kids forehead driving drunk.

WHATCHAGONNADOBROTHER!

isiah thomas said...

keep your head on a swivel, this place is jumping

El Padrino said...

lolo is like a mutt, foster homes and shit, who knows her daddy is prolly a dead crackhead which makes zero sense

El Padrino said...

i'm surprised archie hasnt spermed up anyone for the olympics

isiah thomas said...

Meanwhile, Lagat, Tyson Gay, Sanya Richards, Lolo Jones and Reese Hoffa have all been disappointments. Of the five gold-medal contenders, only Richards got anything -- a bronze after she blew a big lead in the 400-meter final.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Vic Conte is out of jail right? Call a brotha up mayne.

El Padrino said...

jamaicans be dirty mon

H said...

"Sawx are still 4.5 games behind Tampa. What is Aitch doing here?"

Gotta give em credit. Didn't think they'd be in first this far into the season. After watching them early on, I thought they'd be in the picture, but not in first. And they have yet to falter without Longoria and Crawford. Kudos to the Rays.

El Padrino said...

what's left anyway
gymnastics is over, we got bbal, volleyball, ping pong and what else left to dominate?

H said...

any religious fanatics come out and say that they're doing well because the dropped the 'devil' from their name?

isiah thomas said...

jamaicans be dirty mon

I've only seen a couple of Bolt's races and dood is fucking yogging and still blowing by people.

no chance he's clean.

isiah thomas said...

what's left anyway
gymnastics is over, we got bbal, volleyball, ping pong and what else left to dominate?

at least we still have the Nike factories that have been exploiting gook workers for generations.

JUST DO IT!

isiah thomas said...

and they'll never take away laziness and obesity from us.

....oh wait...

isiah thomas said...

if NY and Bos miss the playoffs that would be glorious.

isiah thomas said...

help us jeebus

El Padrino said...

add the gook girls gymnastic teams to the non-hd list by the way

some of those boys are scary

isiah thomas said...

I'll give it up to Lolo though, she took it on the chin in the post-race interview, didn't whine or complain.

isiah thomas said...

some of those boys are scary

goo'lord have mercy, that one frankenstein looking bitch last night on the beam was roofless looking.

isiah thomas said...

every time the gook gymnasts stuck their chin in the air before their routine I wanted to punch them.

Tyler said...

"I'll give it up to Lolo though, she took it on the chin in the post-race interview, didn't whine or complain."

Word. Then they showed her underneath the stadium, leaning against a wall and she was crying. You stay classy NBC.

El Padrino said...

brady's foot is hilarity

El Padrino said...

yeah lolo took it like a man which is suggested by her non existent breasts

El Padrino said...

"goo'lord have mercy, that one frankenstein looking bitch last night on the beam was roofless looking."

no like really one eye was lower then the other, it was fucked up

isiah thomas said...

Shawn Johnson looked "cute" in her nbc in-studio interview last night.

16 is legal-ish right?

isiah thomas said...

I'm still pissed that I didn't put the TV on closed captioning when Bella was talking.

woulda been comedy gold

El Padrino said...

where the fuck is Jim Gray?
Did he die and i didnt know?

his questions cause more uncomfortable situations than anyone elses

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I'll give it up to Lolo though, she took it on the chin in the post-race interview, didn't whine or complain."

she's used to choking by now she did the same shit 4 years ago at the trials

El Padrino said...

"16 is legal-ish right?"

yes. she needs a year or two though, not sure she's ever seen a penis up close

isiah thomas said...

16 is legal-ish right?

me and my boyz have talked about this - say you're on a cruise somewhere, to someplace you'll never go again.

And you hook up with a local or some random bitch - would you bust a nut up in her? What if she was young (16-ish) - would you do her?

Personally, I say yes to both but I'm a dirtball like that.

FTR - my boy was in this situation, went on a cruise with some friends, a few months before he got married. He banged some skank and caught the clap on the 2nd to last day of the cruise. (NS)

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Shawn Johnson looked "cute" in her nbc in-studio interview last night.

16 is legal-ish right?"

definitely not legal-ish, being 4'9" doesnt help her look older either

Tyler said...

"I'm still pissed that I didn't put the TV on closed captioning when Bella was talking."

It was a reepoff!

El Padrino said...

"FTR - my boy was in this situation, went on a cruise with some friends, a few months before he got married. He banged some skank and caught the clap on the 2nd to last day of the cruise. (NS)"

fucked up but goddam that boy is dumb for not wearing some saran wrap

Tyler said...

"definitely not legal-ish, being 4'9" doesnt help her look older either"

She lies and tells everyone that she's actually 4'13".

El Padrino said...

"Personally, I say yes to both but I'm a dirtball like that."

a year ago i would have said yes

paula pierce has a vagina said...

irregardless, the gook coach is banging johnson already, THE AMERICAN DREAM, 'i move to america and bang rittle white chicks'

Tyler said...

When he got back did he blame his finance for giving him the clap? Cuz you know that's the way to play that situation.

isiah thomas said...

fucked up but goddam that boy is dumb for not wearing some saran wrap

he was in serious panic mode after the cruise trying to get rid of the clap, it was hilarity.

El Padrino said...

"irregardless, the gook coach is banging johnson already, THE AMERICAN DREAM, 'i move to america and bang rittle white chicks'"

then she really has no clue what a penis looks like or supposed to look like

sort of like if she was banging meiz

blue said...

meiz jokes are always funny

El Padrino said...

"he was in serious panic mode after the cruise trying to get rid of the clap, it was hilarity."

i could only imagine

El Padrino said...

usain's 200M run, with German announcing

isiah thomas said...

When he got back did he blame his finance for giving him the clap? Cuz you know that's the way to play that situation.

when he got back he immediately went to some sort of urgent care. It was dicey playing it off bc his now wife is a nurse who works in that area and was like a "roving" nurse or some shit so she had access to look up shit if she wanted. Also I think he had already added her to his insurance or some shit so he was worried about her seeing the insurance claim.

He played off not having sex for a while on a kidney problem or some shit.

I don't think they used jimmy hats during make sexy time before he left so he couldn't just wrap it up and not worry about it.

isiah thomas said...

irregardless, the gook coach is banging johnson already, THE AMERICAN DREAM, 'i move to america and bang rittle white chicks'

hilarity. You know he's making her perform a "routine" on his brajole.

El Padrino said...

by the way if anyone needs any assault rifles i'm 100% sure the corner store around the corner from me sells them now

El Padrino said...

i saw three aluminum cases get loaded into a uhaul last night from this corner store

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Some woman in here just used "more cheaper".

isiah thomas said...

i saw three aluminum cases get loaded into a uhaul last night from this corner store

I'd like to buy some yellow cake if possible.

isiah thomas said...

*only if its in a special CIA wrapper though.

El Padrino said...

i knew that place was shady but damn not that shady

also russian mafia gaining strength

blue said...

i need those for combat war

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"also russian mafia gaining strength"

hilarity, do it for mother russia!

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i had my best combat war match last night, it was awesome

blue said...

i suck at CW...i don't play enough, and sometimes my cpu screen gets a little bit choppy for a second or 2, which makes it tough when i'm in a gunfight

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Aluminum tubes.




ALUMINUM!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm successful as a sniper, not so much in firefights, though.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Still don't know how to use the backpack or throw grenades.

I'm sure the sandbaggin' sonofabitch knows how.

JFreak said...

Press 2 and then click the left mouse button.

that throws the grenade.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

2 switches me to the pistol

JFreak said...

Then press numbers until you find the grenades you numbskull.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

nades is 4

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Usually I'm hammered and am being attacked when panicking for grenades.



OK. Done.



TMCWT

El Padrino said...

i'm being heavily recruited by a Paris bank....not sure how i feel about this

JFreak said...

Stay away from the frenchies.

JFreak said...

Unless they pay lots of money.

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