Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Holy Pig Races Batman!

I'm gonna write something in a minute.

For now you can comment on what I am going to write.


OK, so now I am writing stuff. So today is a nice day in the tem office. Big Boss is gone, other big boss is gone and other big boss is busy. Tem's boss is gone, other boss is gone, other boss is gone. It is almost like tem is in charge. Which is dangerous. Keep an eye out on cnn.com for news about something big happening in Ohio.

I'm glad Morgan Freeman seems to be OK enough. I would have actually been sad had he died.

I read that the Yanks lost Joba, I hope they find him.

The Breers seem to be in trouble for sure, but you never know. Sometimes a little punching can really bring a team together. It's working in Carolina. Steve Smith apologized for punching some guy in the face, so it's all good now. Steve will be in time out for a couple games, but he knows what he did and he feels really bad about it. In addition to being in time out he also gets last selection of juice boxes for the next 4 weeks.

So pig races....the state fair is going on and they have pig races. Apparently they take the big fat pigs and put them at one end of the arena. Then they take a piece of cheese and put it at the other end. The pigs apparently high tail it across the arena after said cheese. I am super excited to see this. I think that is an indication that I have a brain imbalance, but whatever, it's gonna be hook da hook. Secretly I am hoping they have a little pig race against a big pig. It'll be like in Mario Kart when Bowser just destroys one of the little guys, let's say Toad.

Hmm, let's end this with either sportoscopes or a movie review.....hmmm, the movie review seems easier and since I am running late I'll go that route.

Bottle Shock

This movie is listing on the imdb.com's coming soon. So it'll be here soon. But you don't have to wait that long to hear what its about from me. This movie is a psychological thriller about one of our favorite topics....mind bottling. Mind bottling is really the best way to describe this movie. It'll bottle your mind. In this movie some crazy scientist is putting people through these scary tests to see at what point the mind actually bottles. Of course people don't know that they are being tested in such a manner so they get all kinds of scared and at least one of them goes crazy and starts killing folks. Once the killing begins the scientist starts to feel bad and tries to figure out who the killer is. He is really sad that he bottled all those folks minds, in fact the mere fact that he did that bottles his mind. He really is in bottle shock. So he comes clean and tells the remaining survivors what's going on. Some get pissed, but some are cool with it.

At the end of the movie the scientist kills everyone because he was the killer all along and the killing was just part of the mind bottling. Now he considers himself a mind bottling expert and he plans on doing more experiments in another town.

3 helmet stickers out of 5.

549 comments:

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blue said...

Tem is lazy today

blue said...

Riding the train blows reindeer dick

blue said...

And I haven't gotten much best at combat wars. But at least I'm not on the server with the good players anymore...like AAA ball now

blue said...

Brett favre where are you?

blue said...

That's a "from the train" z

blue said...
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Beth said...

"Riding the train blows reindeer dick"

I see what you did there...

H said...

"Riding the train blows reindeer dick"

no, beth ate reindeer dick in AK

El Padrino said...

you should write about big butts

El Padrino said...

"Riding the train blows reindeer dick"

boy, you have no idea

blue said...

Ok time to work now...or something

tem said...

i did not write about big butts.

tem said...

more stuff is up.

tem said...

if i hadn't been so lazy today (a HUGE if, I know) i would have posted something better and earlier.

El Padrino said...

pig races huh
interesting

El Padrino said...

i prefer my bacon not race for ultimate fatness but that's just a preference

Beth said...

Tem, I'm not sure you worked "mind bottling", or some variation of that phrase, into your movie review enough times.

tem said...

it's lean and mean bacon.

tem said...

really? i can try to go back and work it in some more.

tem said...

last weeks movie review was good. i liked that idea for a movie.

Beth said...

I agree, last week's movie review was one of your best. Hate to say it but I could tell with this week's review that you were running late. Still, a rushed Tem movie review is better than no Tem movie review!

tem said...

downside to all the bosses being gone is that tem has to do a little extra real work.

tem said...

el pad, remember not to get all up into cunty mccuntstein today.

you have to play nice today.

tem said...

bah, someone made expresso again.

it smells like cat food.

blue said...

bah

blue said...

hahaha

i didn't realize tem was going to use "bah"

ns

sad actually

tem said...

bah, i2i.

tem said...

bah must be hook da hook.

El Padrino said...

charlie brown says Bah

El Padrino said...

cunty mc cuntsein is here and annoying

i really want to bludgeon her with a billy club

tem said...

see el pad, that is not appropriate.

you need to tell her she looks nice and that she is a valued member of your team.

blue said...

"charlie brown says Bah"

so does scrooge mcduck

Beth said...

"i really want to bludgeon her with a billy club"

I don't think that's exactly what you want to bludgeon her with.

blue said...

so brandon marshall's 3 game suspension can be dropped to 2 games if he goes through "counseling"

tem said...

scrooge says bah humbug as well.

tem said...

so it'll be a 2 game suspension.

the same you get for punching a teammate.

tem said...

i wonder if brandon gets last pick of juice boxes for a while.

blue said...

no orange wedges for him

tem said...

no orange wedges is harsh.

tem said...

Australia gave our hoops team a challenge.

El Padrino said...

american cyclists arriving wearing masks is hilarity

El Padrino said...

SLAP IN
THE FACE

tem said...

cycling is an olympic event? i think i forgot that.

tem said...

why are they wearing masks?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pig races are awesome

tem said...

rev needs to add some insight to this:

the Shawn Andrews guy from the Eagles is all kinds of depressed and not showing up to camp because his fat ass friend died and his brother is in the army and he just became a dad and he had a gun pulled on him??

that shit should not depress you to the point you don't go to your million dollar job....fuck, having a kid isn't supposed to be depressing at all.

wft. if you are depressed don't make up fake shitty reasons...

El Padrino said...

because beijing has the worst air

china fucking sucks

if it wasnt for my true love for the summer games i wouldnt even watch it

give me athens
give me anything but china

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I watched Boiler Room last night.

tem said...

"I watched Boiler Room last night."

the documentary with Morgan Freeman?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Summer Olympics should be in U-S and A every 4 years. Or Australia.

tem said...

"because beijing has the worst air "


olympic atheletes should be able to handle some fucking smog or whatever.

cyclists are pussies. especially armstrong.

El Padrino said...

Boiler Room gets quoted here all the time

Act as if.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm off for the day in 30 minutes. Suck it, losers.

El Padrino said...

"Summer Olympics should be in U-S and A every 4 years. Or Australia."

doesnt have to be usa but anywhere but Chinaland.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did EP scold me for saying that I watched BR last night?

tem said...

"Beset by pitching injuries, the Mets are expected to be in the running for veteran right-hander Freddy Garcia"

good luck with that el pad.

tem said...

the chinese people seem to be able to deal with the air.

there are like 7 billion of them and they don't bitch all day about the air.

tem said...

j kidd needs to take a seat and let paul and williams run the olympic show.

kidd can't handle the poor air quality. or the ball.

Tyler said...

You should not have mentioned the pig races. El P reads that stuff ya know. Now he's going to ask you for handicaps so he can call his bookie and make a wager.

tem said...

if he really gets to know the pigs he might be able to clean up.

i don't think there are a lot of pig racing experts out there.

Tyler said...

That's two weeks in a row that I wanted to pick up a player in the baseball league and I was maxed out on my adds and then El P picked up the guy I wanted on Sunday. That roster move cap = holds.

tem said...

cnn.com says someone just found 125,000 gorillas living in a swamp.

that is a lot of fucking gorrilas. must be a big swamp.

and how the fuck did they determine there were 125,000 of them?

tem said...

why are you always maxed out on adds?

blue said...

quit adding so many shitty players, there is strategery involved

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why are you always maxed out on adds?"


ADHD.



















and smarm

Tyler said...

I know there's strategery involved. Every time I pick up a guy on a hot streak, he ends up sucking. It's time for the Junior Griffey era to begin.

tem said...

griffey jr is hurt isn't he?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh dear god, I hope so

Tyler said...

He had a leg cramp. They DH'ed him.

blue said...

tyler is fun

paula pierce has a vagina said...

he's only going to get more and more hurt playing center

paula pierce has a vagina said...

tyler, ortiz felt a click in his wrist

Tyler said...

"tyler, ortiz felt a click in his wrist"

Goddammit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm out

Keith S said...

Tyler
I don't think you were on TV

Tyler said...

Hopefully if he goes on the DL, it will be just in time to swap him out for Harang so he can blow up my ERA and WHIP.

Tyler said...

I hate my team.

Tyler said...

I was, you just need to know when to pause.

El Padrino said...

I bet on dog races once
felt bad afterwards, they treat them like shit

Keith S said...

The researchers in the central African nation of Republic of Congo — neighbor of the much larger Congo — worked out the population figures by counting the sleeping "nests" gorillas make. The creatures are too reclusive and shy to count individually.

El Padrino said...

Joba man, cmon with the shoulder shit

Tyler said...

It was in the finals. They cut out the men because they sucked. They showed the girls and there are crowd shots where you can see me, I got like five texts from people that saw me.

El Padrino said...

Gorillas in the midst

tem said...

no way did dude count 125,000 nests.

El Padrino said...

my racist great uncle died
he stopped eating

he was hilarious

tem said...

in the midst of what?

Keith S said...

"Gorillas in the midst"

That minus well be hook da hook

Tyler said...

They're saying it's just tightness El P. He might just miss one start.

tem said...

i didn't see tyler.

i didn't know he was gonna be on tv.

tem said...

now i go to lunch.

El Padrino said...

"no way did dude count 125,000 nests."

thye had one of those hand held click countie things the clubs use

El Padrino said...

"They're saying it's just tightness El P. He might just miss one start."

that's what they said botu Maine, now he's missing two starts, maybe 3

Keith S said...

"I got like five texts from people that saw me."


OMG UR FAME US

El Padrino said...

shoulders and elbows are scary

El Padrino said...

texting has become what an animal

Keith S said...

NYC has the worse estimators

Tyler said...

Man, already swamped in work. Today is going to be one of those days.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

so rage showed up at lollapalooza, sweet. the crowd went batshit and people got hurt, awesome

Tyler said...

Heard about that Spiff. And they have no plans to make a new album. Strange.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"texting has become what an animal"

HDH

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i wonder if this gorilla story will turn out like that story where they found that supposedly undiscovered tribe

El Padrino said...

CU lata
K
Y?

blue said...

fuck this texting bs

blue said...

bs stands for "blue says", maybe

it means that all i say is BS

El Padrino said...

your full of shit

blue said...

i'm like meiz

meizshit is the new bullshit

Keith S said...

I wonder if iam has been *wall(king) in Memphis yet.

El Padrino said...

anyone try the chicken biscuit from the clown?

El Padrino said...

wendi nix

yes or no

blue said...

nix is doable sometimes

El Padrino said...

Charging Junior again, idiots.
He'll walk.

El Padrino said...

"Tropical storm hits Texas"

I hope Jug outsmarts this thing

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"anyone try the chicken biscuit from the clown?"

heard its shit

El Padrino said...

A shitbiscuit would be terrible.

blue said...

the southern biscuit whatchanot?

tem said...

have not heard of biscuit thing from clown.

tem said...

Schlitz is back. Nice.

blue said...

did they ever go away?

Keith S said...

"Schlitz is back. Nice."

temfast

tem said...

yeah they went away.

tem said...

keith is just being an as. again.

blue said...

temfast was efmtem's nickname for him

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EP want to pad your bet stats

tem said...

"Delta Air Lines Inc. said Tuesday it will offer broadband wireless Internet access on its entire domestic mainline fleet by the middle of next year."

cool

tem said...

now blue is being an as.

tem said...

of course its gonna cost the user ~$10 per flight.

blue said...

"of course its gonna cost the user ~$10 per flight."

at least

blue said...

i bought a wii fit the other day,

it's kinda fun

don't think it would help adults get "fit" though

tem said...

the article said like 12.99 for long flights and 9.99 for short ones, or something like that.

not sure what would stop me from just asking the guy next to me what the username and password is for the connection if he pays....

tem said...

does blue need to get "fit"?

blue said...

"not sure what would stop me from just asking the guy next to me what the username and password is for the connection if he pays...."


my guess is that it's like a hotel and identifies you by your wireless card address

blue said...

MAC address, i think it's called

blue said...

blue does need to get fit, he's not meiz size, but could lose a few

tem said...

I'm sure you'll be fine with the wii fit then.

tem said...

between that and combat warring you are good to go.

tem said...

STFU Brett.


Sincerely,

Everyone

tem said...

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paula pierce has a vagina said...

uber olympic chub

china, love it or dont watch

paula pierce has a vagina said...

new competition, hot 'dog' eating competition

zing

El Padrino said...

"EP want to pad your bet stats"

wha?

tem said...

olympics are dumb.

tem said...

they need better events.

fuck cycling. add football or beer pong.

blue said...

tem does not ♥ brett?

blue said...

tem enjoys the rythmic gymanstics and synchronized swimming though

blue said...

badgers are funny

sfw

tem said...

tem does not ♥ brett?

no, fuck brett. he needs to shut up. packers are paying him $10M or more, he should do whatever the fuck they want him to do.

hold the clipboard? sure.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"wha?"

skins/gints opening game, standard 1 day

tem said...

"tem enjoys the rythmic gymanstics and synchronized swimming though"


fuck those things too.

blue said...

12M

i'd be the guy that gets cut because they don't have cap room now because brett is a fucktard

blue said...

*i'd be pissed if I was the guy

tem said...

badger thing is hilarity.

tem said...

well that guy can be pissed, but brett still needs to shut the fuck up.

El Padrino said...

Sure spiff, one day name/pic change
for the opener.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1986...

Philadelphia's lefthander Steve Carlton became the second pitcher in baseball history to fan 4,000 batter when he struck out Cincinnati's Eric Davis during an 11-6 Phillies loss against the Reds.

Keith S said...

interesting

El Padrino said...

whether or not Iraq had WMD's, Sadaam needed to go

tem said...

that article just says bush had written words that said iraq had no WMD.

i think it is a big leap of faith to say that 1) bush can read and 2) bush read any reports at all.

tem said...

until you show me a pop up book explaining how iraq had no WMDs and then show me video of papa or mama bush showing george the pop up book i will assume he knew nothing.

Keith S said...

EP ♥s Bush

Keith S said...

double entendre

tem said...

then it talks about a fake letter and all this shit?

like george would have thought of any of that.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

saddam's last meal consisted of fresh cambodian breast milk

paula pierce has a vagina said...

bush's motto is "dont shoot the messenger"

Keith S said...

"Man calls 911 to report bad sandwich"


Does "man" = EP?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

one of my favorite scenes from the dark knight is where the joker is taunting the fat fake batman

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Man calls 911 to report bad sandwich"

same level as that one lady who called 911 because burger king(i think) didnt make her burger the way she wanted it

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EP, are you gonna have a special football opening night menu and will you be posting it beforehand on your snob blog

Keith S said...

App. State plays LSU this year? Interesting

tem said...

maybe it was meiz

El Padrino said...

"EP, are you gonna have a special football opening night menu and will you be posting it beforehand on your snob blog"

Absolutely.

tem said...

great, all you will hear is "will app st do it again???"

then LSU will win by 40.

El Padrino said...

smamich man was cuz he had mayo or something on it

what a moron

Keith S said...

OG carryout would be great for opening night.

El Padrino said...

my fav joker scene was the sitdown
and the bank job

"no, i'm supposed to shoot the bus driver"

"what bus driver?"

Keith S said...

"smamich man was cuz he had mayo or something on it

what a moron"


EP is a food snob. And EP does not like mayo. EP = smamich man

Keith S said...

My favorite scene was when Rachel was in the room full of oil barrels.

El Padrino said...

"EP ♥s Bush"

Maybe a nice Spanish girl from a small village in Spain.

El Padrino said...

mayo is disgusting

tem said...

my favorite scene was when lucious fox flipped some chicks 1997 maxima.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

INTERWEB!!!

blue said...

welcome to 2008 meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP is a HDH machine

El Padrino said...

I dont use that stuff.

Keith S said...

haha

blue said...

hdh is dangerous when it falls into the wrong hands

tem said...

lots of things are.

El Padrino said...

Scar-Jo happy to marry a Canadian

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

welp. I need to go deposit some scratch & buy a hammer.

El Padrino said...

where I died

pictured is the director who's making a movie about me

Keith S said...

"welp. I need to go deposit some scratch & buy a hammer."

Hopefully it's not in town.

blue said...

hammers get really bad MPG...hippies judge you

tem said...

is it a picture of you?

are you making a movie about yourself in your back yard?

tem said...

why do you need to deposit scratch to get a hammer?

doesn't the hammer dealer take cash?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I live in town. As.

tem said...

and i thought you were poor? here you are buying a hammer outright with no financing at all.

Keith S said...

So while you're there, buy some goddman bait

El Padrino said...

"is it a picture of you?

are you making a movie about yourself in your back yard?"

El Padrino

Keith S said...

Sleepy

Keith S said...

Time for...

Keith S said...

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