Thursday, August 14, 2008

Hell, I don't know

Keith set up pick 'em/suicide leagues. Go and sign up.

Y! Survival league:
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I had a post planned, but I got lost on the internet and now I'm tired. So you get a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

The Customer is not always right.

I'm very upset at the US men's soccer team. They were in perfect position to cruise into the second round and completely blew it. Gave up a silly equalizer to the Dutch in the last minutes and then got a stupid, stupid, stupid red card 3 minutes into their match with Nigeria. Ugh. Total disappointment.

Those chinamen are getting way too close to the US in the medal count. The US has been completely dominating in swimming, but the chinese are quite diversified in their medal winning. If the US dominates track and field like they should, the chinese should be no problem. I'm just worried because the Chinese get medals in stupid events like badminton and judo. Hopefully the US picks up some medals in the regatta to offset the stupid chinese. Limey french bastards.

Madden is decent. Too bad the player I will not name is on the cover. I like the myskill/maddeniq feature. Shows if you make an improvement in a game, and adjusts the computer skill accordingly. I found out that I am absolutely awful at defense.

Dunking after jumping on a trampoline is really easy.


Motion detecting gun. Cool.

425 comments:

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blue said...

Good morning shitheads

blue said...

fuck synchronized diving, why don't they show kayaking and shit at night instead of that bullshit jumping into the water. And if the chicks are going to shower shouldn't they take their suits off?

blue said...

it was 105 last week here, and now they're expecting snow in the mountains this weekend...Colorado is great

blue said...

i'm running amok

tem said...

amok is kind of strong.

blue said...

new commercial I hate:

there is a famous footwear commercial on the radio here where they're trying to teach parents to understand their kids and the word they are teaching the parents is "wicked" as in "that's a wicked cool phone" or "can i get some wicked cool sneakers"

WFT is this bullshit, quit teaching our kids to talk like chowds

blue said...

"amok is kind of strong."

So's your mom

blue said...

what time does the US&A play Greece today?

blue said...

i fucking hate Coldplay

blue said...

amok is back in effect

blue said...

tem

do you get to manage this guy who does all the same things as you, or do you just get ninja'd out of your job

blue said...

you should teach him to manage your FMLB team, or have him do some research for the upcoming FNFL drafts.

blue said...

tell him that you expect a full report on bert farve's first game as a JET

tem said...

my shirt is wrinkly today.

blue said...

have the new guy iron your shirt

blue said...

do you usually have neatly pressed shirts?

do you iron in the guest bedroom whilst admiring the glorious bedskirt?

tem said...

new guy is like learning shit from everyone here. i'm not sure what the point is, but whatever.

i'll teach him some shit and have him give me full reports on bert.

tem said...

"do you usually have neatly pressed shirts?"

no usually i throw them in the dryer and they get less wrinkly.

today i forgot to do that so it is pretty wrinkly looking.

tem said...

new guy has to wear a suit too. tem does not have to wear a suit.


i will just stroll up in my wrinkly polo shirt thing and tell him that i need some donuts.

tem said...

tem qualifies for a first time home buyer tax credit of $7,500.

yeah tax credits.

blue said...

tax credits are good, i will be paying 0 federal income tax this year because of deduction and credits...

tem said...

i will pay very little and get a $7,500 refundable credit....which is more like an interest free 15yr loan.

http://www.federalhousingtaxcredit.com/


old skool link

tem said...

"what time does the US&A play Greece today?"

like 2hrs ago.

we beat their ass.

tem said...

92-69.

blue said...

is that a new credit? because of all the forestclosures

tem said...

yeah it is new.

for first time homebuyers.

tem said...

for homes purchased from april 9th 2008 through july 1 2009.

tem bought his place on april 14th.

blue said...

good job waiting those 5 days

blue said...

how mad would you be if you closed on your condo 7 days earlier..

Beth said...

Wow, blue seems feisty today.

blue said...

i apologize if this is cumfastery, but has anyone heard that dude who left a couple of voicemails for some chick named Olga describing himself and how awesome he is?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm starving.

Beth said...

Blue, if anyone posted it here I missed it. I don't think the Olga stuff has been linked on LOV yet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll have a cream soda.

blue said...

dimitri calling olga

it's pretty funny, dude should have been on the pickup artist because he's a PIMP.

tem said...

"how mad would you be if you closed on your condo 7 days earlier.."

somewhere between very and very very very.


i guess very very mad.

tem said...

"i apologize if this is cumfastery, but has anyone heard that dude who left a couple of voicemails for some chick named Olga describing himself and how awesome he is?"

no

tem said...

work is busy today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why the fuck is the HRIC sending our military to Georgia?

JFreak said...

Chad Johnson thinks he can beat Micael Phelps

blue said...

chad johnson raced a horse, phelps has a horse face...makes sense

tem said...

because Georgia is a national treasure and we want to keep it.

plus its has a Delta hub and a huge Coke factory.

Beth said...

because beth is a national treasure and we want to keep her.

plus its has a Delta hub and a huge Coke factory.

*fixed

El Padrino said...

freak you linked that gun vid in the comments a few days ago

is that a freakfast? repeating your own link?

we need a rulin.

tem said...

dimitri crap was zoidberg.

blue said...

i was thinking the same thing EP, he linked that awhile ago.

he must like motion sensor paintball guns

tem said...

defintely freakfast.

El Padrino said...

auditors are nothing but glorified meter maids

i want them all dead

El Padrino said...

my cousin got into alot of trouble last night, got into a car accident, hurt some people (minor injuries but still), he was drunk

spent last night handcuffed to a hospital bed

gets arrainged this morning

not cool

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No comment.

JFreak said...

"freak you linked that gun vid in the comments a few days ago"

oops.

JFreak said...

NBC hates the West Coast

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Julia Child was a WWII spy.

blue said...

yeah, that's not going to end well

blue said...

not going to end well was in response to EP's cousin's situation

blue said...

fuck NBC

JFreak said...

I wrote this song in '94

blue said...

they're a bunch of fucking morons

why don't they tape delay sunday night football?

El Padrino said...

In his defense (there is none but) he did not cause the accident. A man ran a red light, hit him on the driver side front, his car on impact hit the car next to his sending it into a median.

He was only two blocks from home.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1986...

Pete Rose collected the final hit of his career. It was his 4,256th hit, more than any other baseball player in history.

Keith S said...

"spent last night handcuffed to a hospital bed"

NYC metro area has the kinkiest nurses

El Padrino said...

anything chapelle is gold

El Padrino said...

"NYC metro area has the kinkiest nurses"

he wishes

El Padrino said...

"Julia Child was a WWII spy."

for us....and god bless her heart

Keith S said...

Olympics was awful last night. Except for the beach volleyball. Finnish chick was nice.

El Padrino said...

freak's right though
chinamen grabbing gold alot

El Padrino said...

Blake winning was cool though

El Padrino said...

Serena losing was silly

tem said...

don't worry west coasters. us east coasters will let you know how phelps does.

tem said...

also that article seems to imply that the west coasters getting live football at 9am is a bad thing?

i would fucking love it if i could wake up and watch football from 9am to 9pm.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Serena losing was silly"


Maybe she'd win more if she wasn't so damn ugly.

Keith S said...

mize
What's the word on Braun? Is he gonna hit the DL?

Keith S said...

"don't worry west coasters. us east coasters will let you know how phelps does."

You're in the midwest

El Padrino said...

yeah tem, your not part of our brood

beat it

JFreak said...

"also that article seems to imply that the west coasters getting live football at 9am is a bad thing?"

you read it wrong. He said he doesn't feel sorry for them because they get football so early in the day.

El Padrino said...

football at 9am sounds glorious

El Padrino said...

i'd be divorced for sure
cracking a beer at 9am with some scrambled eggs is not what she signed up for

El Padrino said...

haven't had a drink since sunday
that ends tonight

Keith S said...

"haven't had a drink since sunday"

Are you ok, mize?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"i'd be divorced for sure
cracking a beer at 9am with some scrambled eggs is not what she signed up for"

erroneous, millions of people do it over here, you wouldnt be divorced

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i would think the football day ending earlier would be easier to tolerate

El Padrino said...

"Are you ok, mize?"

the weekend in the Hamptons was out of control, i needed a little break

previous to the break i've noticed I drank everyday, i wish i was kidding

*in moderation of course, for the most part

El Padrino said...

"i would think the football day ending earlier would be easier to tolerate"

maybe your right

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"freak's right though
chinamen grabbing gold alot"

yea, 60% to the USA 30% wft, more medals total is nice but having a shitload of bronzes is less impressive, i blame it on the USA women swimmers

Keith S said...

I'm going here for happy hour tomorrow

JFreak said...

China took the lead during the early morning. Now it's 35 to 34.

El Padrino said...

USA women swimmers have been shitting the bed and those obscure events, we are nowhere to be found

paula pierce has a vagina said...

krod fucking choked last night

paula pierce has a vagina said...

blue, pls advice on dexter fowler

paula pierce has a vagina said...

why isnt the USA good at shooting, dont we love guns over here, the NRA should have an olympic sundivision

paula pierce has a vagina said...

sundivision is HDH

Tyler said...

That motion detecting gun is pretty rad. Where can I get one? One of the scenarios in the video is pretty similar to a situation I'm in and I could use one of those guns. There's this guy and he is constantly breaking into my apartment. He tries to steal the chocolate syrup that I keep on my ironing board. He wears a paintball mask too. Hey, wait, I think it might be the same guy.

Tyler said...

sundivision is pretty awesome.

Keith S said...

"krod fucking choked last night"


It was glorious

Keith S said...

wall

paula pierce has a vagina said...

food network site is always down, wft

Keith S said...

troofs

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"2. The Ball State Cardinals are going to run the table and make a bid to crash the BCS bowl party."

maybe they should be called 'falses'

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"What's the word on Braun? Is he gonna hit the DL?"

Day to day. Sore back. No big deal.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Braun's supposed to play this weekend vs the Dodgers.

Keith S said...

"Day to day. Sore back. No big deal."

Ah, ok. Saw a BCS comment about him being out for the year. Breers fans are the worse.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Keith goes to fi-fi places for beverages.

What color umbrella do you usually get in your spritzer?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Food Network site looks fine to me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Hamptons is for queers and rich people. What's a "poor" person like EP doing there?

Keith S said...

"Keith goes to fi-fi places for beverages."

Um, it's a sushi & sake place, bud.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

interesting, food network must be considered an attack site here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Um, it's a sushi & sake place, bud."

exactly

Keith S said...

They don't put umbrellas in sake

blue said...

"blue, pls advice on dexter fowler"

what do you want adviced about him.

he's a fricken stud, will be the starting CF next year for the rockies...he actually was close to winning the job this spring but they were afraid it would have been too soon for him.

he probably won't get a call-up this fall though since he's playing in the olympics, but it's still a possibility since they're way out of the NL west race now.

El Padrino said...

"There's this guy and he is constantly breaking into my apartment. He tries to steal the chocolate syrup that I keep on my ironing board. He wears a paintball mask too. Hey, wait, I think it might be the same guy."

remember Martin, the tv show
what was that guy's name, Big Brah?
was coming through the window and shit, sounds like T's problem

El Padrino said...

"The Hamptons is for queers and rich people. What's a "poor" person like EP doing there?"

Wolf's uncle has a house in Westhampton. It was free this weekend so we used it. It's not like I own the shit, nor did I go up there playing Polo or fucking Badminton. Assclown.

Keith S said...

"remember Martin, the tv show"

You watched that garbage?

tem said...

"yeah tem, your not part of our brood

beat it"

lick my balls, i am on EST.

Keith S said...

I am on pacific time, but I'm not on the west coast

tem said...

you are a west coaster when talking about TV times.

tem said...

i didn't say i'd send sand. i said i could update them on tv shit.

i see the tv the same time el pad does.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"nor did I go up there playing Polo or fucking Badminton."

Sure you didn't...

Keith S said...

"i see the tv the same time el pad does."

How do you know? Do you stalk him like you stalk the waitress? Is EP the waitress?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brotherman from the 5th floor

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna make some pulled pork soon.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Both of our phone lines are being tied up with personal calls. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Keith S said...

tem is just getting all pissy because the new guy won't get him coffee

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"what do you want adviced about him."

good advice, taveras news says fowler may play after olympics so i was wondering

El Padrino said...

"Sure you didn't...."

You got me. My real name is Bartholomew Montgomery Periwinkle.

I own three houses, one in the Hamptons and play Polo frequently.

Keith S said...

You got me. My real name is Bartholomew Montgomery Periwinkle IV.

*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm convinced that I'm a world-class badminton player. And I've never really played it.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fat people arent quick enough to play badminton at a high level

El Padrino said...

the fourth, yes.

Keith S said...

Well of course you are. You're the only Cedarburg HS sports legend that didn't actually play sports.

Keith S said...

Cheech & Chong rolling through here in November. I might get tickets

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Didn't go to CHS.



Badminton looks easy as fuck.

blue said...

"good advice, taveras news says fowler may play after olympics so i was wondering"

it would be like the last 2-3 weeks of the season because they want fowler to get back and rest after all the chinese poon he'll be hitting whilst in beijing

JFreak said...

"Didn't go to CHS."

You go to Homestead?

Keith S said...

"Didn't go to CHS."

Oh. You got your GED?



s

tem said...

"tem is just getting all pissy because the new guy won't get him coffee"

i don't like coffee.

new guy got me ice for my vitamin water.

blue said...

meiz didn't grow up in cedarburg, he was a tough kid in south mileeewalkay

blue said...

fucking "wicked" commercial is on the radio right now

JFreak said...

There's a black greek guy.

That doesn't seem possible.

Keith S said...

"fucking "wicked" commercial is on the radio right now"

Those ads are d-u-m

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You go to Homestead?"

FUCK NO

Keith S said...

mize went to the High School of Finer Things.

tem said...

he went to GKHS.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz didn't grow up in cedarburg, he was a tough kid in south mileeewalkay"

No. But this is fun. Keep guessing.

Keith S said...

"he went to GKHS."

jilarity

Keith S said...

WBWHS

Keith S said...

Oops. WBEHS

Keith S said...

What a stupid way to decide which school you go to

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

West Bend is awful

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

2nd LOV anniversary tomorrow.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Badminton looks easy as fuck."

it is easy as fuck to play recreationally, but you wouldnt score 1 point against a top player

Keith S said...

Did you go to East or West?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Los Angeles Dodgers SS Rafael Furcal (vagina) has started baseball related activities, according to manager Joe Torre."

El Padrino said...

"2nd LOV anniversary tomorrow."

hot damn

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

neither

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"2nd LOV anniversary tomorrow."

i need a new job

Keith S said...

It was probably one of these

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Grafton.

tem said...

jeez a lou this shit is complex :

"The problem is there are seven more odd days than even days in a year, as there are seven months with 31 days, four with 30, and one with 28. The proposed solution was to make 3 odd days honorary even days, which becomes more complicated than the original random assignment. As for students with brothers or sisters already in high school, they will follow their eldest sibling; therefore, children from one family will attend one high school.

"

El Padrino said...

move to utar, 4 day work weeks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Utar sucks.

Keith S said...

I would not recommend anyone move to Utar

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm fucking exhausted again. Something is amiss.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's a reason only 2.6 million people live in Utah...

Keith S said...

500k people in Wyoming. That bottles the mind

El Padrino said...

Bottles the mind is HDH

El Padrino said...

but for real 4 day works weeks is HDH

Keith S said...

I have family in Utar. They work M-F

El Padrino said...

ok, baby on lawn, great

El Padrino said...

State employees only keef, and I'm sorry you have family in utar.

El Padrino said...

Dan Haern today, lights out.

Keith S said...

Ah, state employees. That's pretty much anywhere, isn't it? My mom works for a gov't company here and she works M-Th every other week.

Keith S said...

I lived in Utar when I was a kid. It was the worse

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Some dumb bitch just asked if we had a scale.

El Padrino said...

What's so dumb about that? Don't you charge by the pound?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

SHE'S IN THE STORE, STANDING NEXT TO A SCALE.

El Padrino said...

you left those details out pecos

El Padrino said...

usher got blacker in this vid

El Padrino said...

someone got teabagged at wrestling practice today daddy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That kid didn't get teabagged, he got straight-up dick in the mouth.

El Padrino said...

yikes, even worse

Keith S said...

mize knows what that's like

El Padrino said...

you and deluxe wrestle much pecos?

Keith S said...

ahahahahahahahaha

Keith S said...

beth must be in SoCal this week



(S)

tem said...

beth causes jock itch?

tem said...

why do they give 2 bronze medals for each wrestling event?

Beth said...

"beth must be in SoCal this week"

If I was in SoCal the diagnosis would be exhaustion, not jock itch for those players...

But I appreciate the S in your comment, cause I'm sure otherwise everyone would've thought I was actually there. :-)

Keith S said...

The (s) was to state that I'm not a complete a-hole

paula pierce has a vagina said...

no one ever said you are an asshole, just an as.

tem said...

keith is a big as.

Beth said...

"The (s) was to state that I'm not a complete a-hole"

See, that's where a smiley face works better, but I know how most guys hate to use those.

Besides, at this point my opinion of pretty much everyone on LOV is so formed that 1 comment won't change my mind on if they are an a-hole or not. (ns)

Keith S said...

"See, that's where a smiley face works better,"

I minus well use an lol while I'm at it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Holy fuck. This place was just a trainwreck.

tem said...

beth has judged us all.

tem said...

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Keith S said...

This place is always a trainwreck

Keith S said...

"beth has judged us all."

She's a woman. They do that.

Keith S said...

wadr

Keith S said...

She's a women


*fixed

El Padrino said...

freak can i pay my pedro bet?

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