Monday, August 25, 2008

GFY

This is what you fags get. fuck you all.






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Keith S said...

WWL comment...

[They] played against tougher competition ... which makes them better than the Dream Team.



Um, no

Keith S said...

"Beth said...
But GA Southern will not hang with the Dawgs. I think you're wrong there."


I said they'd hang for a while. Maybe a half. Not the whole game, though.

H said...

have we put EP on suicide watch yet? No Osi is a big uh-oh for the G-men

Keith S said...

18-1

Beth said...

Order was finally restored in the golf fantasy league this weekend.

El Padrino said...

wow, great team espn put together
this fucking sucks
and i went to a friends house, look into the basement window and his drunk mother was sleeping on the couch so i tried

El Padrino said...

I complained about OSI yesterday aitch, fortunately that's our deepest position so maybe we can catch a few teams off gaurd early

El Padrino said...

jumping as usual I see

blue said...

kiwanuka

blue said...

power rankings are up

blue said...

so i found out on friday that one of the ladies who reports to me, her husband has skin cancer a pretty serious case of it.

it was all i could do to keep from laughing

blue said...

and i almost said that it was "fake cancer", but that probably wouldn't have gone over too well.

blue said...

the draft last night was quality...great job my team

blue said...

deke was hammered, surprised?

blue said...

fucking police helicopters fly over our office about every 2 minutes...fuck the Democrats and their security

blue said...

I feel like i'm in South Central LA.

and walking from the train there were probably 50 cops within the 10 blocks i have to walk.

El Padrino said...

losers

El Padrino said...

i have 8 RB's if any one needs one in the keeper leauge

El Padrino said...

i like brick walls the best

H said...

EP, you think the giants will convince Strahan to come out of retirement?

El Padrino said...

yes, but even if he doesnt come back I think we'll be ok

Beth said...

A great beer commercial, obviously not from the States though.

I'm never clear what is SFW or not though - there's no nudity in this but definite implied (off-screen) sexual activity. Make up your own mind I guess on if this is NSFW or not.

JFreak said...

"power rankings are up"

last week's are still wrong.

If TP didn't make the IP minimum, none of his stats should count and he should have a 0 for pitching.

El Padrino said...

beth that was nice

Beth said...

I knew you'd appreciate it EP.

JFreak said...

lou holtz is ridiculous.

he might be senile.

blue said...

no, i don't go by the minimum innings pitched rules for the power rankings

El Padrino said...

Gooden tonight
I hope

blue said...

Doc Gooden?

blue said...

Drew Gooden?

blue said...

dwight gooden?

blue said...

Good 'n Plenty?

JFreak said...

Meagan Good?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FREEDOM!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

DOC, at shea
each night they pull down a number matching how many days left for shea, tonight is 16

paula pierce has a vagina said...

strahan always wanted to play, just wants the big money, up to the gints

paula pierce has a vagina said...

my keeper league team will run a 2 TE offense

blue said...

meiz is William Wallace

isiah thomas said...

Lou Holth: "Notreth Dame willth win 11th gameth this seasonth"


ok Lou.

isiah thomas said...

FOOTBALL!

isiah thomas said...

keeper league draft was about as good as this post.

isiah thomas said...

Freak - TP's team, if he doesn't update/check-in on it, are we going to leave it as is - EVERY week or change it to field a competitive lineup EVERY week?

Steve said...

Oh Well, looks like will be taking the bronze home again in 2012.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm single

Keith S said...

"Order was finally restored in the golf fantasy league this weekend."

Enjoy it while you can

Keith S said...

On this day in 1968...

Harness racing driver Stanley Dancer rode Nevele Pride to victory at the Hambletonian.

Keith S said...

"I'm single"

Is delux taking it ok?

Keith S said...

I'm ok with my autodraft picks for the keeper league, except for Bo Jackson

El Padrino said...

"strahan always wanted to play, just wants the big money, up to the gints"

8MM,not bad

El Padrino said...

i constantly burn my mouth on beef patties

Keith S said...

I usually burn the roof of my mouth on pizza

El Padrino said...

yeah me too

Keith S said...

First ASU game this weekend. I hope it's really really really really hot.

Keith S said...

rev's newest post is great

El Padrino said...

zeke, outstanding running diary over the weekend

USA!
USA!

Keith S said...

I was watching the USA/Spain game live on Saturday night whilst I was laying in the hotel room. I almost broke out my laptop and logged on here because after seeing how the refs were calling the game, I figured zeke would be trying to break mize's record.


NS

El Padrino said...

I see you guys enjoyed Giraffe Man

Keith S said...

But fmk probably would have wondered wft I was doing

El Padrino said...

He smashed it.

How was the Whales Vagina?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dwight howard got embarrassed by a spaniard

El Padrino said...

Pocono's this past weekend was great, we had a fire going til bout 4 am, cooked eggs on it at about 2. Bad hangover though.

Keith S said...

WV was great. Went to the beach, played some golf, spent about 2 hours not drinking

El Padrino said...

pics?

Keith S said...

Passed out in one of the soaking tubs at the hotel and woke up about 6am

Keith S said...

No pics. Didn't take the camera

blue said...

who goes on vacation and doesn't take the camera?

El Padrino said...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that dancing show all the women watch, dancing with the stars, will have KIM KHARDASHIAN on next season

with those outfits they wear, holy shit my penis is going to explode

El Padrino said...

"who goes on vacation and doesn't take the camera?"

Commies. I didn't realize this but we have strong military presence in SD, he was probably spying on us.

isiah thomas said...

I didn't think the refs were bad in the gold medal game - equally bad for both teams.

that was an awesome game to watch.

isiah thomas said...

dwight howard got embarrassed by a spaniard


yeah he did. Colby went for a steal and dood was unchecked to the rim and laid chin nuts on D-Ho.

isiah thomas said...

I heard on the radio today Warren Sapp will be on DwtS.

ns

Keith S said...

"who goes on vacation and doesn't take the camera?"

If I was going for a week, then I would have. But it was only 2 days.

Keith S said...

"I didn't think the refs were bad in the gold medal game - equally bad for both teams."

Yeah, that's what I meant. They were awful

El Padrino said...

Misty May too

isiah thomas said...

I'll give Coach K credit also - the HC of Team USA needs to be able to teach fundamentals and manage personalities, he did that well.

I'd like to see Pop coach the next squad if Coach K isn't going to do it.

Keith S said...

"I didn't realize this but we have strong military presence in SD"

So you didn't see Top Gun?

blue said...

the gold medal game was a good game...spaniards got all excited

marc gasol looks like chewbacca, or the guy from Alabama, or something similar

El Padrino said...

"So you didn't see Top Gun?"

yeah like 20 years ago

isiah thomas said...

FTR - I don't think Melo got any run in the 4th Q.

isiah thomas said...

marc gasol looks like chewbacca, or the guy from Alabama, or something similar

I think he looks like a bearded version of the blind keyboard/musician guy from Roadhouse.

isiah thomas said...

only gayer

Keith S said...

That 17 y/o PG for Spain was alright

El Padrino said...

why is BMX an olympic sport?
isn't that what the xgames are about?

El Padrino said...

"I would love to see Strahan play, but I don't think he will be in
shape."

JWiggle200



STFU JWIGGLE

Keith S said...

BMW was not good to watch. They start the race with about 10 riders, and only about 3 of them finish.

blue said...

olympics are trying to capture the youth viewers

blue said...

it's the summer's version of shorttrack speedskating

blue said...

"That 17 y/o PG for Spain was alright"

when you factor in who he was playing against, he should be a top 5 pick in 2 years

blue said...

i couldn't imagine at 17 playing against Chris Paul, Deron Williams and Jason Kidd.

although when I was 17, CP and DW were like 10, so I coulda taken them, but JKidd was a couple years older than me

Keith S said...

Kidd sucks now

Keith S said...

He played way too many minutes in the Spain game

isiah thomas said...

Deke - how did you handle the break-up?

"It's not you its me"
"get the fuck out"
"go fuck yourself"

please advice.

Keith S said...

Did efmmize get mad because she was in the first video of your new gimmick?

El Padrino said...

deke called freak late last night to talk socks

Keith S said...

mize is going to have to work a lot of OT to cover the other half of the rent now

Keith S said...

Of course, with mizenoccio, "I'm single" probably just means "I'm sleeping on the couch for a couple days"

Keith S said...

After Tyler finishes writing Skip Tracer, he can start a new book called "The Mize who Cried Wolf"

Keith S said...

1 is the loneliest number

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My keeper bench looks awful

El Padrino said...

meiz trade me rothlisberger you hump

blue said...

i got nothing to add

blue said...

i'm thinking about loading combat war onto my work computer.

it involves moving a mouse and very little typing, much like my job

Keith S said...

Trade me Roethlisberger, and I'll trade Derek Anderson to EP

blue said...

the browns are awful

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz trade me rothlisberger you hump"

Send me something palatable, and maybe I will.

Keith S said...

I hate the Browns, but they are greater than >>>>>>> the Broncos

blue said...

probably not

Keith S said...

Probably

Keith S said...

Maybe just greater than >>>

blue said...

they might be better than, but not greater than >>

JFreak said...

ib. ybz.

El Padrino said...

something palatable has been sent

isiah thomas said...

Freak - TP's team, if he doesn't update/check-in on it, are we going to leave it as is - EVERY week or change it to field a competitive lineup EVERY week?


please advice

isiah thomas said...

good luck trying to trade with Pecos, EP.

he doesn't think ADP is enough for Romo.

JFreak said...

Why don't we just get somebody to take over?

If not, I'm up for setting the best lineup each week.

isiah thomas said...

takeover is fine, we should get this settled before the season starts so we keep things the same throughout the season.

blue said...

derek anderson is less <<< than brady quinn

isiah thomas said...

Quinn, MD. will be the starter in Cleveland sooner ranther later.

ranther = rather than

El Padrino said...

pecos sometime before 5 would be helpful

El Padrino said...

deke doesnt want two teams?

Keith S said...

ep
You interview for the french yob yet?

Keith S said...

He has 2 teams

Keith S said...

I went here for dinner on Friday night in a whale's vagina. Pretty good brews there.

El Padrino said...

"ep
You interview for the french yob yet?"

no, my agent is in talks with them to secure one hoepfully this week

El Padrino said...

nice keef

Keith S said...

wawl

isiah thomas said...

deke do you get to keep the deep fryer or is efmdeke taking it?

El Padrino said...

if i write a long nfl piece will you apes read it

El Padrino said...

i'm talking like 3000-5000 words

Keith S said...

Would you read it if someone else wrote it?

isiah thomas said...

I hope you get to keep your Bert Favre blacklight poster.

isiah thomas said...

if i write a long nfl piece will you apes read it

I'll read it, but only if you have stories about your travels, what you think you think and starbucks reviews.

Keith S said...

Didn't mize say he was thinking about marriage a couple of weeks ago?

isiah thomas said...

Didn't mize say he was thinking about marriage a couple of weeks ago?

yes but I think Miguel said no.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

getting a new apt then breaking up would be the worse, fucking hassle

blue said...

"if i write a long nfl piece will you apes read it"


absolutely, because i care what you think, you always have interesting points, and i always laugh at all the HDH.

it's solid gold entertainment

blue said...

who broke up?

El Padrino said...

excellent i will proceed then

El Padrino said...

meiz and GFDEKE or EGFDEKE if you will

El Padrino said...

so now we have two temlonley's

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i will read your HDH slop

Keith S said...

tem & mize should get an apartment together

Keith S said...

And they could use mize's camera to film their own reality show called Tem & the Fatman

isiah thomas said...

tem does have a couple extra bedrooms available.

hopefully deke will like the bed skirt.

blue said...

Baldy and lefty (tem and meiz's show)

isiah thomas said...

what happens if Miguel starts banging efmdeke?

gonna be a little awkward at work.

what about the bowling alley? Does deke have to give up his couples bowling shirt/uni?

"We need your shirt, we have someone else named deke taking your place"

isiah thomas said...

game night is going to be very awkward as well.

deke - film pictionary for us, for next monday's post.

blue said...

NOW meiz should go to Vegas

isiah thomas said...

I guess efmdeke couldn't handle the life of a NBA Scab's wife.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"he doesn't think ADP is enough for Romo."

Since when?

isiah thomas said...

deke who get's custody of the hemorrhoid donut?

isiah thomas said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
"Lets be honest. You're not getting Romo. Unless it's AP for Romo straight up. That's how we do in The 'Berg."


Nope.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"getting a new apt then breaking up would be the worse, fucking hassle"


Nobody's moving out. she wants to talk tonight. this is probably gonna be a skin cancer breakup

isiah thomas said...

Nobody's moving out. she wants to talk tonight. this is probably gonna be a skin cancer breakup

don't let her pull a "keep-a-deke" baby routine.

isiah thomas said...

tell her it's not breaking up, it's breaking up with UPS.

isiah thomas said...

deke if you could somehow incorporate a whiteboard in tonights talk AND get this on tape that would be appreciated.

isiah thomas said...

also try to incorporate some "mine as well", "except the except", "please advice" and any other HDH into the convo.

isiah thomas said...

almost a "deke breaking up" natty.

El Padrino said...

hilarious

El Padrino said...

i wonder if T lost his ass in vegas yet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
"Lets be honest. You're not getting Romo. Unless it's AP for Romo straight up. That's how we do in The 'Berg."


So, you're contradicting yourself?

Keith S said...

Where is temlonely #1?

blue said...

they broke up because egfmeiz thought jengo fett was the better fett, and meiz is a boba fett kinda guy

El Padrino said...

pretty gay but funny i thought the lion was going to tear their asses off

isiah thomas said...

deke no doubt tonight will be emotional, I wrote a little something in case you freeze up:

Even when the skies were gray
You would rub me on my chins and say, “Baby it’ll be okay”
Now that’s real to a brother like me, baby
Never ever give my Fleischmann’s away and keep it cold aight

isiah thomas said...

So, you're contradicting yourself?


negative, I think keef wrote that part but your nope to me said you wouldn't do ADP for Tony Romo.

maybe I misremembered your nope.

El Padrino said...

"Cubs fans are blaming Dan for their loss of home field advantage in the World Series. Someone should remind Cubs fans they have to get there, first."

hear that freak, get their first

Keith S said...

I gotta get to Dubai

Keith S said...

Get their first what?

El Padrino said...

to the WS

Keith S said...

hmm, Misty May will be playing volleyball here in September. Might have to go check that out.

Keith S said...

This won't be their first WS

JFreak said...

I haven't said anything about the Cubs being bound for the World Series.

Unlike yourself, who says the Mets will win the World Series every year.

That being said, the reason an NL team won't have HFA is Corey "The Noodle" Hart.

blue said...

grammer police are back

blue said...

i blame david wright for the NL not winning the all-star game

you sure can't blame the cubs, they only had 7 guys in the game

Keith S said...

Dan Uggla probably helped the NL not get HFA

El Padrino said...

"This won't be their first WS"

are you retarded?

they have to get thier first as in win the pennant this year

El Padrino said...

"Unlike yourself, who says the Mets will win the World Series every year."

erroneous!
erroneous!
on all counts

Keith S said...

"are you retarded?

they have to get thier first as in win the pennant this year"


I was being an as. because it's there

El Padrino said...

as

Keith S said...

"erroneous!
erroneous!
on all counts"


EP's 2007 beisbol preview "Long story short Mets win everything."

EP's 2008 beisbol preview "Mets over Indians"

El Padrino said...

yeah but it's not like the mets are terrible, they are a top 5 team even right now

Keith S said...

Top 5 in the NL, yes

Keith S said...

Although they would be in 4th place if they were in the central

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck work

blue said...

the rockies are not a top 5 team

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Although they would be in 4th place if they were in the central"

Fuckin' A right.

El Padrino said...

"Top 5 in the NL, yes."

thanks and regards

El Padrino said...

meiz you never fucking counter offer, you bitched about your bench so i offer you a starting RB for your bench then you say he's useless to you

maddening

blue said...

meiz is busy surfing "adultfriendfinder.com"

Keith S said...

Maybe he can try plenty of fish. It worked for teej

isiah thomas said...

deke, I've heard "hey there" works well for singles.

isiah thomas said...

EP I told you good luck with trying to make a deal with deke.

what was the proposal?

El Padrino said...

what was the proposal?

Schaub and Maroney
for
Rothlisberger and A. Bradshaw

Keith S said...

I probably would have said no to that offer, too

isiah thomas said...

that's not a bad deal deke

Keith S said...

mize enjoys being miserable

Keith S said...

*mizerable

Keith S said...

I don't want newer

Keith S said...

older

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